A Student Drank 2 Gallons Coffee. This Is What Happened To His Kidneys.
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2020
- 2 Gallons = 7.6 Liters
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Some caffeine is OK. 1-2 cups of coffee can generally be ok. Unreasonably large amounts of caffeine NOT OK.
These cases are patients who I, or my colleagues have seen. They are de-identified and many instances have been presented in more depth in an academic setting. These videos are not individual medical advice and are for general educational purposes only. I do not give medical advice over the internet, see your own physician in person for that.
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[0] Hensher C, Vogel J. Insulin Euglycemic Therapy in the Treatment of Caffeine. Chest. 2020 May;157(5):e145-e149. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32386...
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[2] Yamada Y, et. al. The mode of action of caffeine on catecholamine release from perfused adrenal glands of cat. Br. J. Pharmacol. (1989), 98, 351-356.
[3] Effects of Caffeine on Plasma Renin Activity, Catecholamines and Blood Pressure. N Engl J Med 1978; 298:181-186.
[4] Caffeine resulting in severe rhabdomyolysis and acute renal failure. American Journal of Emergency Med 32 (2014) 111.e3-111.e4.
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[6] Jabbar SB, et. al. Caffeine: A case report and review of literature. Am J Forensic Med Pathol. Vol 34, N4, Dec 2013.
[7] Bioh G. et. al. Survival of caffeine. BMJ Case Rep 2013. bcr-2012-007454. 
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This isn't even my final form 😤
for the first time since i was born i'm first
no my twin brother was
Sure, Doctor Bernard
Ohh... we know.... Gogeta !
I’m early to a comment wow
imagine you without haircut for another few months.
I tried getting a haircut myself and I failed miserably so i went bald. :(
Imagine someone offering you drugs, you say no, and go home only to OD on coffee.
Big brain time
Me: Water.
Biggest, bigger, big, more big… big brain move
Exactly! The drug was probably the safer option...
lmao
He went from studying for medicine to a hospital in 2 hours using this simple trick!
Oh god XD
😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
a man was happy and healthy, with a good paying job and a vegan family that ate from the food grown in their own backyard. this is how they contracted aids and all died.
Schools hate him
That’s how you get frontline experience
A full recovery -> :D
A recovery - > :(
Some cases even resulted in death 💀
On autopsy -> D:
I read those arrows as angry eyes.
@@justincain2702 lmao
Half the time the videos don't mention much after 'a recovery'. Most of the video is about multiple organ failure and suddenly weeks or days after the person get's discharged and I am wondering about their quality of life after almost dying. I wish they added some more information.
I’m honestly impressed that this dude was able to drink two gallons of anything in such a short time period. I’d be pissing like a racehorse, and I wouldn’t have the time to study.
Same!
You would normally vomit.
He probably consumed 2 gallons' worth of coffee like he drank 5 cups of coffee but 5 times stronger etc.
-ikr !-
It's funny because coffee is diuretic
A student clicked on a chubby emu notification while studying for his summer exams. This is what happened to his grades
A student watched chubbyemu videos instead of online lectures.
This is how his grades collapsed
*how he passed medschool
Same
This needs to be an April 1 upload next year
@@virtualtools_3021 **oddly, he was an accounting major
It gets even scarier when you realize it isn’t clickbait
He felt the bern
The sad thing is that none of these vids are clickbate
Dr Bernard is not about clickbait?
@@NubalanceDNAcDche is a former powerlifter as well, he held a record in Illinois.
A doctor
A gamer
A comedian
A bodybuilder
A former powerlifter
Why is that so scary? It's only because he drank it all at once. Don't be a twat and it eon't fuck ya up
I needed to do an all nighter for a test I couldn't fail too, but I googled advice for that and read online that coffee is not a good idea in these cases. I ended up eating nuts a few times that night and drinking a lot of water, since the same article said that dehydration is part of why all nighters are so hard on the body. I also closed my eyes at regular intervals while sitting or standing in positions I knew I couldn't fall asleep in. It turned out well
👍🏾
Never underestimate the refreshing power of simply closing your eyes for 10 minutes. It's good for anxiety too!
Smart
His mother is himself.. He is lame.. 0:19 = him. It's depends for humans's size comparasions to how much intake and consume.. Even though, caffeine is really bad.. 2:27 = fat him.. 8:36 = skinny him..Aspartame causes memory loss.. He felt gases and farts.. 666th comment here..
@@gaykylesmithkai-nn4nuwtf are you talking about
I used to joke about my headaches and agitation being withdrawal symptoms bc I hadn’t had coffee that day but watching this vid made me realize just how dependent I’ve become on coffee. It’s not just illegal drugs that can cause addiction
Bad luck BB:
Says no to drugs
ODs on coffee
Ital Chef you can od on anything.
Really hard not to laugh.
@@halomaster213 Can I OD on youtube :thonk:
Amazing lol
moneyocracy yes watch too much youtube and you’ll be straining your eyes. And most likely you’ll be sitting, therefore if you don’t get up you’ll die of thirst.
Bernard: BB hasn't urinated coffee
Me: Oh phew-
Bernard: BB is urinating his muscle cells
Me: WORSE WORSE- SO MUCH WORSE
Well I wouldn’t know this before chubbyemu
@@katherinestar8469 Oh no!
the What. The . Actual. Fck moment lol
So freakin hilarious
I know right, freaked me out....definitely wasn't expecting that😟
As someone who watches these over breakfast, I'm very grateful for the large text reminders that this isn't a one-cup deal, thank you for that
this just goes to show you can over do anything in life coffee can be over done just like anything else you love in life
@@raven4k998 Yeah, like my competitive cheese-rolling league :(
@@Delcat42omfg one time we had a sub in our bio class and he showed us what cheese rolling was and boy was it funny
@@flaretheartist It was, and all in, until Dan Flannerman lost an eye
I suffer from rhabdomyolisys. Let me tell you, my urine day one looks like a fine red wine. I can't move, can't breathe properly. I am in a state of pure paralysis when it occurs. Funnily enough, I am actually out of the hospital 1 day and watching this video. Shit is more painful than breaking bones. I pray to God none of you have to go through this torture.
Edit: Unfortunately it is a genetic disease and I have no possible cure other than tolerance to stress on my muscles.
Why go to medical school when you can go straight to the hospital? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Right? I guess he didn't get to the Too Much Coffee Is Bad For You class, yet. Ironically, this could have been the prerequisite for that class.
@@NearLife4life It's amazing how he was able to drink 2 gallons in the first place... I can't even drink that much water at once.
@@NearLife4life Now he could be the teacher for that class.
FRONT LINE PRACRICE
LMAO!
This is why I prefer Starbucks, I’ll go broke before I could die
Yeah and the coffe smells and tastes like waste water
@@cylltndn7935 That's how they turn a profit
@@Andrew-Guitar by selling coffe infused watter for Americano enthusiasts. I stick with espresso 😄
@@cylltndn7935 oh yeah same. I even live in Seattle. But I’m just speaking in business terms
@@cylltndn7935 I know what water and coffee is but idk what watter and coffe is
I drank a cup of water once because I was thirsty...
I just wanted to share my story.
A youtube commenter drank a cup of water, this is what happened to his left thigh bone
😂😂
As someone who has a very strong reaction to caffeine the idea that anyone could ever drink more than one cup in a day without vomiting, let alone two gallons in just a few hours, ties my brain into a knot
luckily you're not drinking that much coffee, so your brain can't get tied into a knot
Gee, I drink a pot a day, and I've done that for most of my adult life. Almost nothing happens until I slurp down at least 3 cups of coffee, and I can't imagine how anyone can function without it. LOL.
I drank over 1L of energy drinks a few times and since then too much caffeine makes me really drowsy.
"sorry i missed the final i overdosed on coffee"
chemistry final... medical school...
Professor: Did he have a doctors note.
BB: Better, I was the subject of ChubbyEmu.
Professor: So, you expect me to accept this as the new normal?
BB: *meekly shows the ER bill and evaluation.
Professor: *looking up from his cell phone, arches his eyebrow at the papers after a cursory glance. Make sure that there isn't a next time.
You’re cute too
@@DaFlashGuy7 who..
@@manya7903 you!
"He drank 2 gallons of coffee"
That doesn't sound so much
"Note: 7.6 liters"
OOOOOOOHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, right? I just had my 3rd large cup (about 1,2 liters) and I was super worried... BUT: I brew a pretty light coffee, I only have about 4 cups a day usually AND I stop drinking coffee around 2 pm for better sleep... I think I am okay.
@@QueenD75172 i dunno man...im not good when it comes to imperial units...i would understand if they put in metric..
@@anukabeysinghe6593 I know. During the whole video my brain had automatically converted it to litres, and I kept thinking how this can't be right! What about people who drink energy drinks? What about when I cram for exams - I drink that much! Haha. The world is never going to revert to Imperial so I wish America would just get with the program and get on with moving to metric. I mean, they do everything scientific in metric already.
Thats only 32 cups......
Holy sheeeeeet
Caffeine withdrawal is one of the worst experiences I've ever had. It was brutal. I'm glad I went through it, though, because I've had a lot more control over that addiction since then.
Lol
How soon did you feel withdrawal?
Went from drinking 3-4 cups a day with espresso to 1 cup every 2 weeks or so
Jeeze never drink alcohol or do opioids if a headache and anxiety are too much!!
Damn dude, hope you only had to take 2 aspirins to get through that harrowing ordeal
I'm going to be totally honest, I am so high rn and the Disclaimer at 6:40 helped me avoid freaking out. You are so very thoughtful, thank you sincerely :)
"A man ate 100 pizza pockets in one night. Here's how his heart stopped."
He was rushed to the ER with Hyperpizzemia.
Hyper - meaning high
Pizze - meaning pizza pocket
Emia - meaning presence in blood.
He had high pizza pocket presence in blood.
Michael Thanks for making me laugh today. Appreciate it.
Hyperpizzemia even sounds like something Italian sounding from Mario 64. Itza me, pizzemia
Btw in Italian 'Pizze' means lots of pizzas
Goddamnit Michael
Bruuhhh
😂😂
Parent: you don’t learn anything from watching YT
Me: 2 gallons of coffee=bad
bruh same tho
2 gallons of coffee in 2 hours = bad.
2 Gallons of coffee over 24 to 48 hours = my normal day at home.
I know... I'm an addict. And yes, I have pissed urine that had the odor of coffee... but it was still bright yellowish. So whatever gives coffee is wonderful aroma... it goes to the bladder.
I learn english from yt my self lol school sux
@@discard4981 school is still somewhat important
@@jmitterii2 surely you've built a dependancy and so aren't getting it's benefits, and perhaps it's costing you heaps of money.
I highly recommend trying to get rid of your addiction by slowly reducing the amount you have. Perhaps every 3 days have 5% less of what you normally would?
If you are going to try this, don't go cold turkey (instantly stopping altogether) since that's dangerous - but slow and gradual progress is good
This of all your ingestion videos is the most likely to happen to me. The sweet, strong, pure taste of high altitude coffee beans will end me.
wtf??? 8 liters of coffee??? I once drank 5 liters of beer (= 10 pieces of 0,5 l cans) and felt like I was going to explode, especially my stomach and the headaches were crazy. We must protect our body at any cost. I never thought you could die from a coffee overdose, thanks for this video, Dr!
That's rookie numbers bro
My ignorant ass thought gallons were equivalent of Liters 🤣 How can someone take 8 liters of any liquid in 3 hours and not puke
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia I dont think that this story is true but coming back to your question:
Coffee has a draining effect on your body… try it out and drink one cup of coffee after another for several cups.
I bet you need to pee after every second cup :) clear liquids just need a couple minutes to be digested
Oh, you didn't know? Oh, I see. Well, go ahead and see if you can drink 6 liters of coca cola or no. Because you never know where is your limit :p
I heard that lethal dose of water is around 10l in hour lol
BB: *litterally dying*
Background: *happy music*
Literally 😂
Honestly I heard it more as manic music. Happiness or excitement to a dangerous degree.
@@spongebobislyfe5906 Yes, exactly what I heard too. Manic or deranged music because the guy was becoming deranged. The music made me uncomfortable, very suitable, I thought.
@@TealeafRogers Usually tense, serious, or sad music happens when bad things are occurring. Happy music is usually played for happy things.
So the joke is that ChubbyEmu chose happy music, instead of serious music, because that person dying was something to be happy about.
Sarcasm
I gotta say I'm going to miss the anime hair when you eventually get a haircut. Keep it as long as you can dude!
Bleach hair to acheive final form.
Jack Cough god yes
Fr he looks good with the long hair
Agreed. The hair looks awesome.
He needs a nice fifties crew cut
there's no way he didn't mess up his kidneys and he'll most likely have kidney issues that get worse with age. I know exactly how it feels to make terrible decisions that have permanent effects on your health and even the course of your life. It's hard to think about
So I’m taking medical terminology rn as part of my health Information Technology degree and you help me sooo much !!! I actually listen n learn when you speak ❤❤❤❤❤ thank you 🙏
A man got rejected from Art School.
*This is what happened to Europe.*
Took me a minute lol
Oof
Is it Hitler???
😂
Whooooo? Lol
A man drank one cup of orange juice. This is how his testicles exploded.
I'm ok with that
@Jude Bennett milk gang my dude
Please, I dont want to think about that
*THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!*
🤣🤣🤣
Incredibly well done job chubbyemu! Extremely interesting to watch!
You always have the best videos, i love how you breakdown the medical terms awesome job.
On a real note, most people don’t even drink 4 liters of water in a day, to drink 7.5 liters of caffeine, is just something I as a non American will never understand
Replace coffee with tea... does that make it easier? XD
In the last month I have drank 7 litres of water once, and it was only cause I was running more than 30km. 7.6 litres of coffee is fucking insane
@@Flyingferrets5 well coffee and tea aren't really similar in my opinion
Same for me as well. During a well hydrated day I drink at most ~3 liters of various liquids combined, so 7.5 liters of coffee in a few hours seems like impossible
Usually I'd sadly admit that as an American I do understand it.
But this is just straight up insanity wherever you come from
"Don't drink more than 4 cups a day"
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
It's okay I usually don't drink more than 2 liters of coffee per day, that's less than 7, right
polygondwanaland hahahahahhaha.... I’m in dangerrrrr
What does the 12 mean on my coffee pot? Because that is how much I drink to get started everyday. I have often drunk 2 or 3 pots of coffee in an afternoon.
Look for energy drinks and other sodas. They often are "stronger" than coffee.
Take care Julian.
@@BrettonFerguson Cups. It means cups.
I find your videos very interesting & your best wishes at the end of each video always lifts my spirits…I thank you!
My son went to the gym for the first time. That evening, he told me his urine was dark. I knew to rush him to the hospital. His urine was the colour of cola! The doctors said he had the most spectacular vase of rabdo they had ever seen. Thankfully, because we got him medical care quickly, there was no permanent damage to the kidneys.
What did he do, the HIT method?
@swl9104 I have no idea. All I know is he was doing the same weights as his friend who went to the gym regularly. The gym had an open day to celebrate the wedding of Harry and Meghan, so anyone could walk in off the street and work out without an induction. It maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do.
Glad it worked out alright.
@swl9104 thank you. I nearly had a conniption at the time! Thankfully, a couple of days in hospital was all he needed.
guy: _tries to get into medical school_
also guy: teehee i must be peeing coffee :D
He's probably going to get into medical school by way of being written into a text book.
@@AlexandarHullRichter right????
IKR. I was thinking "That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."
maybe someone with so little common sense shouldn't get into medical field 😂
Piotr 😂😂
Well, that reveal about him pissing out his muscles was horrifying.
Man I was just reading the comments while waiting for an ad to pass now I’m terrified
Anything that "overdrives" your metabolism is scary as shit, as the body will decompose itself in order to attend your "requests"
Search for "long sleep deprivation" for example.
my heart ligit skiped a beat when i heard that
@@trashman413 same-
happens to people who over-train in the gym as well.
WOW that was so clear and easy to understand even thought you were talking fast great skill, thank you.
This man has to stop coming on my feed when I want to sleep, please I will binge watch 15 videos
"thats not coffee hes urinating"
me: "then what was it?"
"its parts of his muscl-"
"ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ"
How did you get tiny font? And I totally feel your comment.
"Theres protein in his urine, but where is it coming from" muscle, obviously the MUSCLES
@@DravenGal tiny text generator
what the f-
“A student drank gas station coffee, here’s what happened to his pee.”
i went straight for the comments as soon as i heard his moms name is karen.
ok Karen
the karen from the other episode who almost died... strange family
She asked to speak to the manager of the hospital.
I like how happy the music is considering the specifics
I love when your hair is crazy when you’re introducing something crazy!
"My urine is turning brown. haha."
In all fairness, he probably wouldn't have made it far in the medical field anyway.
I mean he was failing wasnt he?
@@jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 No he was borderline in Chem, everything else he was fine, rewatch the video for simple info like this :\
Probably had something more to do with having his mind fucked from coffee
Most fields.
He probs didn’t notice it was brown because of the toilet water diluting it
He's a medical student.... His name's BB.... Coffee....
This man must be Bernard. That's why he knows so much about this guy.
when you ask Dr. Bernard if he knows who is BB:
-Of course I know him , he's ME !!
And who is that drinking the coffee at 1:30? Hmm....
How do you even drink that much in a day?
He must have scored a high score somewhere with drinking that much, hot damn!
@@hannahthomas6141 Ah! Wade-Giles system.
I would like this but you name is toe muncher and I can't take that
Thanks, this guide helped me skip a good few exams giving me more time to study. 10/10 guide works every time 👍
this still stays with me to this day. Never suffered this but know someone who did.
"his mother karen"
this is where the fun begins
colin taxes a thought she wanted to speak to the hospitals manger
**noose song tune loops in**
colin taxes a thought o... I thought is was Susan.
Went to the comments for this!
Hey she might be a good one she went to a hospital
oh so he just drinks coffee to past a test, ok that's norma-
_HE DRANK A POT,_ *_CRASHED,_* _THEN DRANK ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｐｏｔ OF COFFEE_
And then another.
@@BlakeBigfoot and then another. 4 pots in all
I hate to admit it, but I've done that.
@@aspicymemelord6291 holy shit, whaaat?
@@aspicymemelord6291 bruh whats wrong with your kidneys lol
I was cringing just thinking of how much caffeine he consumed. Good Lord! I remember my first job out of high school in a small factory that had free coffee. Oh boy, free coffee all day long. Well, I learned my lesson after I would be riding the subway home after worn and my hand were shaking. I cut way back. Thank God the young man survived.
I used to consume 1300-1500mg of caffeine per day in order to keep withdrawal at bay. I had to chug six espresso shots of freshly ground Death Wish coffee in order to feel any kind of sensation from it. I was literally flirting with overdosing from caffeine on a daily basis.
There is a thing called tolerance. And over a day that is not horrible but it isn't 'safe'.
_"I really want to get into medical school, better consume enough coffee to kill myself. Lmao my pee is brown."_
Sounds like someone with a good understanding of human anatomy.
Or someone that would present to the ER with confusion
More like no understanding of physiology
Hypo- meaning low.
this is why he needed to go to medical school so bad so someone can tell him its a horrible idea to drink 2 gallons of coffee
Shows that you don't have to have an average intelligence to get into medical school. I have, sadly, met so many doctors and lawyers who are complete idiots.
"The brain doesn't stop getting excited, everything discharges at once"
Teenage years, am I right?
lmao
@John R oh really try the comments section on the astromania midevil version
penis
Just once?
@@Skhillz_FN they are lit af
Hah I love the hair part. As much as I love funny videos I actually like that you leave out jokes, witty liners, commentaries, or advice. Just straight anecdote and information. And thanks for NOT putting ads or openings! I try not to rely on caffeine to get through the day, and in a way I cant anyway. Just a cup and I get jitters, badly dehydrated and other side effects. If I drink too late in the day I cant sleep. So coffee is a nice occassional treat. But I wish I could drink matcha all day everyday.
im literally reading this as an ad plays in the background
Great Video, as always! As the symptoms were being explained, I immediately started considering potential treatments. For instance, I was thinking that they should prescribe a benzodiazepine for the seizures, Sorbitol (Insulin) or activated charcoal for Decontamination, calcium channel blockers or beta-blockers for the arrhythmias and ultimately the doctor seem to have done just that, in two of the three instances, with a benzodiazepine (Lorazepam) and Insulin (Sorbitol).
However, rather than prescribing a Calcium Channel or Beta Blocker, it seems they went with Sodium Bicarbonate (NaHCO₃), which is often used as a treatment for tricyclic antidepressant overdose, as studies have shown that it has the potential to unblock sodium channels. After looking into it, in greater depth, it seems that NaHCO₃ is also used as a treatment, more often, in cases of severe caffeine overdoses, like that presented, in this video.
That being said, I definitely learned something new, as a result of this video. Thanks for posting!
Me: Ah yes, 2 gallons is a lot.
*realises it’s 9 litres*
seriously though, how can anyone consume *NINE LITRES???*
BB
I can do a liter in a single day and then poop for next 16 hours
And I thought I drink a lot of fluids when it amounts to around 3 Liters a day. I can't imagine drinking three-times as much in a mere 2 hours! I'd wager that drinking anything in that amount would probably send someone to the hospital, including water.
septic shock same
2 gallons is 7.6 L
I- humans are so resilient, he had multiple heart attacks and seizures, started pissing out his muscles, and still survived like
Hell yea
And a boy died for eating old pasta. Our body works in interesting ways
Humans are fascinating creatures to say the very least
Humans are so weak, it only took two gallons of dirty bean juice to put one on the brink of death
@@neptu1474 Buddy, humans aren't weak...
as a barista working at an understaffed popular coffee place, I sometimes drink way too much caffeine to keep up. thanks for the reminder!
Love the hair at the 4 second mark. That was hilarious. Lay off the caffeine yourself, doc! So unexpected, I spit my mouthful of coffee out everywhere laughing.
BB's body after 2 gallons of coffee:
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
is that a Lucio reference?
His kidneys “I’m closing the studio”
@@tk0208 Puff daddy
octane
Say less do more!
As a student studying for finals who just did a 3 day caffeine bender... thanks for putting the fear of God in me
"3 day caffeine bender" 😂 ok. Try amphetamine 👍 a lot better
@@anhedonia420 bubba, exactly my man, that´s what I wrote in my comment. How the FCK could anybody drink that amount of coffee? Even if he was looking for a coffein-rush, there are coffein-tabs or coffein-powder ... but yeah, a bit of amph or methyphenidat would work better.
I used to study til 4-5 in the morning and sleep in the library for two hours, then go take a test. Good times!
It is google spying on you who suggested this video
Bro three pots a day before lunch
Hi Chubby! LOL! I cannot tell you how much I enjoy your videos. I worked in general surgery with 4 surgeons. I love your basic lay mans terms, even though I know them, you make it more fun to learn!! My only biff, is that I need to watch MORE of your videos...but I have watched everything already. I went through chemo and am surviving pancreatic cancer!!! So thank you for the educational entertainment...I love your friends, the actors, they are awesome!!
Thank you Jami! And thanks for sharing, I hope everything is well with you!
@@chubbyemu THANK YOU! I am doing fantastic!
Thanks for putting that gallon to liter conversion. Quite useful for us non Imperial metric people thanks
*"Okay, that's the last pot of coffee chugged. Let's see, Chapter 12: Substance Abuse"*
Smaakjeks K what kind of cruel irony is this
Smaakjeks K Oh the irony!
The realization hits like a speeding brick
i love this comment
it was at this moment, he realized. He fucked up.
- No one urinates out coffee, no matter how much you drink
- Lmao I'm coffee machine
Hmmmmm
"haha lol i'm peeing coffee"
me: well that's pretty funny
"actually his muscles were breaking down and he was peeing them out"
me: good lord how terrifying
haha coffee go brrrrrrr
Dah!!! Operrrration Kaffee-Nator!!! 🤖
I sexually identify as a coffee machine
Maaaan. I'm one of those people who energy drinks never seem to affect, I also made the mistake of taking quite a few too many NoDoz as a high schooler because they were expired. That was a hellish night, it's scary to think how it could have gone after watching this and the 12 energy drinks in an hour episode. Thanks for educating us on the stuff school didn't think was important!
wait im also one of those ppl lol. but if i have like a cup of coffee or 2 i wanna just fucking crash into bed and take a fucking nap lol
@@tristantheoofer2 do you have ADHD? i got it and 1-2 cups make me sleepy, 2-4 do nothing and at 5-8 the stimulant effect starts kicking in and it's like i took 1/5th of a regular ADHD medication.
Grateful for info,as well as love your hair
4:00
"But he's been studying. He has no reason to fight or flight."
Panic attack gang rise up.
I thought I was the only thinking of that 😂😂😂😂😂
here
Lakesha Goodwin same, friend. I’m going to age so fast from the stress.
yo!
If only people would realize just how abusively hard a lot of schools push their students in classes.
if his anime hair doesnt stop growing, soon enough ill be the one presenting to the emergency room unconcious
This is the first comment in the last 40 videos or so that made me laugh out loud for some reason
It's good to be unique and not look like everyone else 😊
@@a.deadgirl I dunno, I'm more of a function over form guy myself, so what someone or something looks like isn't as relevant as what someone or something operates like.
So, that my physician at the hospital having body builder muscles wasn't of relevance to me, that she had a clue how to keep the treatment team of cardiologist, pneumonologist and endocrinologist working together to get me breathing well again was the priority, not hair style or lifting technique (actually, the muscle build is more of an orthopedic surgeon's build). Went in breathing around 60 breaths per minute, due to mild pneumonia, left stable, breathing room air comfortably and while still dropping weight, now I'm dropping about a pound per week, rather than ten pounds per week and that'll taper off as the thyroid is wrangled the rest of the way under control.
Just as well from my seat, as I dealt with plumbing, structural and infectious diseases in my military career, dealing with things that aren't plumbing was and remains well above my pay grade.
@AO do you mean he's from democratic china
@AO OK, we'll not give him a glass of cow's milk. But, given his diet regime, I guess I'll keep the goat milk.
Yummy, but fatty as all get out!
When I overdosed on caffeine, I turned into a vegetable. I could only move my eyes, still wondering why that happened. Luckily I was at the hospital by the time that was happening so I felt ok after a couple of hours.
You have been awarded the gold 🏅medal in an outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
"He's been sitting there studying. He has no reason to fight for flight."
We must have taken different classes...
VERY DIFFERENT CLASSES
LOL
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Good one!
😭🤚
7.6 liters of coffee is a disgusting amount of coffee, it’s simply too much
Thanks for that, after watching the video I was under the impression it was a fine amount of coffee to drink, glad your comment was here to set me straight!
And this rocket scientist is going to become a doctor? Great. If he's dumb enough to do this, what kind of damage will he do to patients?
tbh coffee taste really good
@@ronjones-6977 they should be fine as long as they don't drink 2l of him
I feel twitchy with just one cup
digging the hair! He is so focused on telling the story he doesn't have time for that damn brush!
Thank you🙏
Boy: lol, I'm peeing coffee
Everyone: That's not how it works
Plus coming from a premed student... like dude..
To be fair you can pee some pretty fun colours. I liked bright orange the best.
@@hkr667 You might want to get that checked out...
@@lilium9361 it wasn't unexpected, it was from antibiotics. I've peed neon yellow as well, which was from contrast fluid.
@@hkr667 Oh ok. Just wanted to make you weren't dying from something lol.
One time my pee was bright red and it freaked me out, I thought I was peeing blood or something, but it was because of the B12 shot I had lol.
"Later that night, his first seizure had occurred" *Happy music starts playing*
That shit was funny lol
Poor choice of music = *F U N N Y*
Hey, got him out of the exam, didn't it? That's pretty happy.
The upbeat music started to play when he started drinking caffeine. It probably should have ended sooner though.
LMAO
when i bought my expresso machine i was so happy with it and once i drank 3 expresso and i filled up the case where you put the powder well i felt my heart pounding so fast i could almost hear it and felt acitated and didn,t wanna hear about coffee and this guy manage to drink all this
"presented in emergency room, unconscious" gonna be this channel speciality 😂
Imagine drinking so much coffee your damn leg melts off
No wonder I don’t got no calves 😭
Those “…made *a* recovery” words are always so haunting.
Just like segmentation faults :p
Always cool to see youtubers I watch in the comment section of other channels
Not as good as full recovery but better than dying. The ones where people die always wake me up.
Sublimed Clamp sometimes he changes the story, or uses a medical story used to teach other doctors that changed the original story.
Case and point: the woman who drank three gallons of water actually died, and the radio station was sued for $16m
He was playing a joke now that I heard it in context.
He took his final, after his class and made “A” recovery.
It was his score on the test ^^
I never realized so many people are that sensitive to caffeine! I’ve never had a problem with it so this is really interesting! Thank you!!!
Thats not being sensitive. That is drinking 8 litres, which can almost kill anyone!
@@TheAeroflyGuy I’m ADD, one of the side effects is that Caffeine doesn’t effect me at all. It’s not unusual for me to drink 3 or 4 pots in a day. I’ve always heard it could be dangerous but I thought it was an old wives tale. 😂. Glad I found out!
@@mattiemathis9549 caffeine can still kill you. Having add has nothing to do with it
I’m in the hospital right now awaiting a CT scan for my kidneys cause I got blood in my urine and severe abdominal pain 🥲 And I get recommended this video 😩 Wish me luck guys
You know you're failing chemistry when you're overdosing on coffee.
Caffeine*
0 coffee* technically the caffeine but he drank cups of coffee, he didn’t take caffeine pills or something direct
medical field not chemistry lol
Immortal Zealot no shit
BB: has a seizure
School nurse: *Ice Pack*
Student: *DIES*
School nurse: *BANDAID*
Shool nurse: Nice try! Get back to class
😂😂
Student: Dies
School Nurse: You need a pass
@@ciofloyd886 😅😂😂
The most coffee I've had at a single time was 1 pot in about 2 hours. Caffeine generally doesn't affect me in the slightest (I've been drinking black tea almost daily since I was a child, so it doesn't even register by now, but I don't get headaches without it), but this caused me to feel like I was dying. Actually shaking and scared levels. I mean, it passed but damn. I don't drink more than a quart of tea in a day at this point because the idea of getting too big a dose of caff scares me
Something very similar happened to me in 2013. IV drug use led to acute renal injury. Was on dialysis for months. Got clean and my kidney function came back a bit. Now 10 years later, I have about 40% of my kidney function. High blood pressure, cluster headaches, it sucks.
drinking coffee and mainlining drugs into your bloodstream aren't very similar
Ironically, he wrecked his health in trying to get into medical school.
Most doctors don’t practice what they preach. It’s rare that you find top physical shape cardiologists; or any specialist for that matter.
That’s more common than you think
@@cin2110 I agree that it's common, and don't presume to know what I think.
Ironically he stayed up all night damaging his brain when he did it to write a test.
Okay Wolfie, this is NOT necessarily IRONIC, a term that is way
overused, very often incorrectly. If the kid positively knew that
overconsuming coffee was potentially dangerous, yet kept on
doing so, then that course of action would constitute IRONY.
··· What occurred could be described as 'counterintuitive' or
'perverse' or 'paradoxical' or a bunch of other things, but (in
my book) I would never use 'ironic', unless I knew more.
··· For me, coffee is just JITTER JUICE.
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Isn't it ironic that he was trying to get into med school and ended up being a case study in the medical field?
That's ironic and somehow very good at the same time. If he becomes a doctor later, he could use himself as a cautionary tail
@@joeqiao1691 yeah, show the patients their in good hands
Dangerous Dingo hahaah
@GazB lol yea
thanks very much!
That take of his shirt with the bleach mark reminded me of the t-shirts they used to make that had the heat reactive color change. That would sell now too.
Chubbyemu: "Dont drink more than 4 cups."
Me: Ruh Roh
Same lol I drink at least 3 a day regularly. Sometimes I drink 5 cups.
My reaction as a Finn: "must get a bigger cup then"
Bruh how you drink so much bean water
@@forksandpopsticles9183 ikr, leaf water is where it's at.
Aidan Guetzow
Drank a cup of espresso shots. 6 doubleshots of espresso.
Chubbyemu: _'I spent a whole day editing this video. This is what happened to my hair'_
He's going super saian in slow motion
Hypo- meaning low.
Chubby emu is presenting to the emergency room, hair that is fancy schmancy.
Grateful for all hose parents that find their children❤.😢
Wow. Such an interesting video and really well explained. I drink too much coffee but we're talking about excessive amounts here. Serves as a stark warning though. Poor bloke.
8:02 My man's really so used to patients with initials "KC" that he forgot this guy is "BB" omg
Glad I didn't just hallucinate that!
69th like and I'm a KC
KC you relentless savage
I'm so used to KC that I didn't even notice it should be BB🤣🤣🤣
as a KC, i'm prone to things like this. he'll probably make a video on me one day because i'm so accident prone
Kicked out of the program for taking what, relatine? Are they serious? Poor girl. She didn't cheat, she studied and retained the information on her own. She never should've been kicked out.
With my coffee addiction, maybe that's how I'm dying