When people talk about their rescue pets

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @AndrewRousso
    @AndrewRousso  12 дней назад +1014

    Wassup y'all just want to say thank you for a great year!! Probably the last vid for 2024. I always upload any new content to my RUclips channel first so I appreciate you and thank you for your support here. Wishing you Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!! ilu

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 12 дней назад

      o7

    • @endless3cho
      @endless3cho 12 дней назад +6

      Merry Christmas, Andrew! Thank you for all your great videos this past year. You make me laugh every time I watch them. God bless.

    • @valerianlin2792
      @valerianlin2792 12 дней назад +4

      Merry Christmas and Happy New Years bro! You've got the best videos on RUclips man always crack me up

    • @yazimtariq
      @yazimtariq 12 дней назад +4

      @@AndrewRousso love you too my man who precipitates during times of stress

    • @urmomstraight
      @urmomstraight 12 дней назад

      NOOO please upload more dude you're literally my favorite RUclips comedian

  • @popojaga7312
    @popojaga7312 12 дней назад +1585

    I will never get tired of seeing these sweating faces from stressful conversations

    • @yurisich
      @yurisich 12 дней назад +6

      Stressful is getting the mail in a blizzard. Nobody is making you get it on a tightrope in an ice tornado.

    • @anywallsocket
      @anywallsocket 12 дней назад +3

      U think he got that viscous mix cuz it ain’t just dripping like water lol

    • @atheos5748
      @atheos5748 12 дней назад +1

      They are indeed hilarious ^^

    • @BingBong67489
      @BingBong67489 11 дней назад

      @@anywallsocket *sweats viscously*

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 11 дней назад +1

      And rollercoaster of emotions. 🤣

  • @lftr_react
    @lftr_react 12 дней назад +1552

    Yea, I rescued a pack of Chernobyl dogs. They said, 'you can't go in there, it's too dangerous'. I said, 'Naah! Lemme get those rescues!' I had to jackhammer through the corium exposing myself to deadly radiation to free those 'lil gamma daws from their plutonium prison. But now it's all bully stix and pup-cakes. On the plus side, I don't have to bring a flashlight when we go on our night walks. ...But I'm sure you do the same.

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc 12 дней назад +222

      *looks up* ....Wassup?

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 12 дней назад +32

      Claiming that place is "too dangerous" to visit when wildlife clearly thrives there, is insane to me.

    • @hago3779
      @hago3779 12 дней назад +36

      This was fucking good

    • @Theepieguy
      @Theepieguy 12 дней назад +70

      Oh, is that all? Well on my completely self-funded out of my own pocket trip to save the rhinos in Africa from poachers. I actually stumbled upon a den of lions that seemed to be having a hard time so I went on the hunt and delivered to them some meat, they were so grateful Mufasa himself granted me the title of honorary son. When you hear the tales of Simba- that's based on my true story. I know you won't say I'm lion about this one, but I'm sure there's similar on your end too...

    • @phil-l
      @phil-l 12 дней назад +12

      This needs to be added in 😂

  • @Droid6689
    @Droid6689 12 дней назад +1443

    "He went down in the south tower" is really the crown on this whole skit

    • @Barrrt
      @Barrrt 12 дней назад +13

      I didn't get that one. Could you explain it for the uninitiated?

    • @TaifunSmiff
      @TaifunSmiff 12 дней назад +4

      @@Barrrt Im guessing its a 9/11 joke

    • @blownn420
      @blownn420 12 дней назад +70

      @Barrrt he's referencing the the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center

    • @ktrizzle6098
      @ktrizzle6098 12 дней назад +33

      @@Barrrt he's saying the dog was in the south tower of the world trade center on 9/11 when the plane struck it

    • @annacoeptis
      @annacoeptis 12 дней назад +13

      And “human eyes, no nose, allergic to air…” 😂 Dr. Frankenstein over here.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 11 дней назад +231

    "wow so much lore"
    That's a killer line to throw at obvious Humble Bragging.

  • @maxb2021
    @maxb2021 12 дней назад +951

    I totally lost it at "going the other way now" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @darklightimages
      @darklightimages 12 дней назад +35

      The conversation transition gave your man whiplash

    • @Gildorify
      @Gildorify 12 дней назад +2

      Bro, me too! 😂

  • @masontrupe9047
    @masontrupe9047 11 дней назад +97

    “Is that dog just a back half??”
    “Yep, that’s Backsie. She’s a fighter!”

    • @GubekochiGoury
      @GubekochiGoury 10 дней назад +8

      "Also: she's mine so you can't have her. No takesie Backsie!"

    • @135791max
      @135791max 10 дней назад

      ​@@GubekochiGoury possibly the greatest response to a comment I have read in my life.

  • @annacoeptis
    @annacoeptis 12 дней назад +401

    “Human eyes, no nose, allergic to air…” 😂 Dr. Frankenstein over here.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 12 дней назад

      The dog breeds these days are basically abominations. They don't look at all like the ancestral wolf.

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 12 дней назад +195

    Faceless neurodivergent cats that you yank from EF5 supercell tornados really are special. But I find limbless llamas clutched from the chasms of Chilian 9.0 earthquakes make truly magnificent companions.

    • @nukewaste
      @nukewaste 8 дней назад +4

      You say limbless llama, I say fur worm.

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 7 дней назад +1

      @@nukewaste 🤣

  • @whatbreaksthesilence8508
    @whatbreaksthesilence8508 11 дней назад +141

    @2:25 “Myself at the mirror at FurryCon” did it for me lol

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 12 дней назад +294

    "Doggie Death Doula Grind" is a phrase that should never be spoken.

    • @TheNorthernFairy
      @TheNorthernFairy 12 дней назад

      Sounds like one of those many terrible fake sex positions in urban dictionary

    • @aaronboggs5799
      @aaronboggs5799 11 дней назад +4

      I disagree - the world needs more of that in the casual conversation mix.

    • @sldenn5303
      @sldenn5303 10 дней назад +1

      Or always spoken? 😂

  • @Junkt123
    @Junkt123 12 дней назад +126

    This is a classic artisanal RUclips video.

  • @AlienSix
    @AlienSix 12 дней назад +248

    You said Dogspice?!?!?!

  • @Izuna_uchiha1515
    @Izuna_uchiha1515 12 дней назад +86

    honestly i love these skits andrew

  • @jamieroman8983
    @jamieroman8983 12 дней назад +34

    This s***'s too real because i'm an animal rescuer on god i think this is the most reliable one i seen keep up the good work.

  • @HendrixColtrane
    @HendrixColtrane 12 дней назад +36

    Rousso, some of the best short form content on the platform. If I miss one, the algo will serve it up again because I will, eventually, watch them all. Cheers on 2024 being another banger year!

  • @DaTwinkie405
    @DaTwinkie405 12 дней назад +54

    "He went down in the south tower, btw."
    Andrew, where the fuck do you get your creative genius from?
    Got me creased up.

  • @stockstreamtwitch
    @stockstreamtwitch 12 дней назад +20

    Never stop dude. You're the only person that brings me to tears laughing. 🤣

    • @NateOnTheMicrophone
      @NateOnTheMicrophone 11 дней назад +4

      Dude has me doing a laugh I ain't never know I had in me.

  • @VexxedDragon
    @VexxedDragon 12 дней назад +87

    Myself in the mirror at FurryCon. Lmao

  • @JohnGaltHasArrived
    @JohnGaltHasArrived 12 дней назад +50

    Rehabbed a one-eyed crocodile from a drainage ditch. They told me, 'That thing will eat you!' But I said, 'Only if I don’t feed him first.' He’s living his best life in a heated pond with a constant stream of chicken legs now. ...Bet you’ve got a croc or two, don’t you?

  • @SHAMS-G2
    @SHAMS-G2 12 дней назад +101

    a foster don't roster got me dead.

  • @BadForYourHealth117
    @BadForYourHealth117 12 дней назад +169

    “Salamander spawn splooge”
    Always appreciate the originality, Mr. Rousso.

    • @NateOnTheMicrophone
      @NateOnTheMicrophone 11 дней назад

      For real, this has been the only channel I've ever showed my friends and they laugh as hard as I do.

  • @darklightimages
    @darklightimages 12 дней назад +20

    Mans had me wheezein with the "Doggy death Doula grind" line.

  • @RunawayYe
    @RunawayYe 12 дней назад +9

    Happy new year mate! Hope you buy a fancy new automobile with this stimmy!

  • @17Liberty76
    @17Liberty76 10 дней назад +4

    I like to foster and rehabilitate the people that then go on to foster and rehabilitate the animals. Kind of like a benevolent king of sorts

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 12 дней назад +10

    The moment I hear the “you know” things are gonna be good

  • @dylanwolff741
    @dylanwolff741 12 дней назад +18

    PhillyFentBaitDog420 would be an absolutely fire gamer tag

  • @JabelsXY
    @JabelsXY 8 дней назад +1

    Always a joy once one of these vids drop. Thank you, happy new year

  • @af21857
    @af21857 12 дней назад +9

    These are my favourite content on the whole internet, have been for years. Love your work :)

  • @saltysergeant4284
    @saltysergeant4284 12 дней назад +6

    These are my favorite. I over the top back and forth one uppery is too funny! The music, the faces, the extreme sweat! 😂😂😂

  • @gertal2764
    @gertal2764 12 дней назад +11

    literally my favorite humor channel on youtube, along with Tra Rags of course.

  • @JohnPR590
    @JohnPR590 11 дней назад +2

    Dude, you are one of the funniest people ALIVE rn. Keep being you, this shit always gets me to tears. 😂

  • @thegamingfool9974
    @thegamingfool9974 12 дней назад +29

    These are like Virtue Signallers Anonymous, I love it.

  • @edwardserfontein4126
    @edwardserfontein4126 12 дней назад +47

    What's the highest degree of ridiculous you can take this conversation to?
    Andrew: Yes.

  • @Killomainia
    @Killomainia 11 дней назад +6

    0:43, those some gigachad faces there

  • @butterflyowns
    @butterflyowns 12 дней назад +1

    loving the aggressive and dramatic head raises with the sweat. you can never over do that ❤

  • @ChadAF_YT
    @ChadAF_YT 12 дней назад +2

    Everyone deserves dignity thier last 36 hours… truer words have never been spoken

  • @FluffySashaUwU
    @FluffySashaUwU 10 дней назад +1

    "Myself in a mirror at a furrycon" Omg I was not expecting that 😂

  • @Samuri_Jack_Enjoyer
    @Samuri_Jack_Enjoyer 12 дней назад +20

    THE PERSPIRATION!!!

  • @DreamingSnorlax
    @DreamingSnorlax 3 дня назад

    I just gotta say, you're the literal only creator I can go to your catalogue and see nothing but red lines... I rewatch your stuff all the damn time! Something could be said about the short form content or whatever relatable bullshit that gets us hooked in the algorithm and whatnot but I'm genuinely just hooked on your delivery lol keep it up my dude

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus 12 дней назад +6

    I think I read about that 3-year old raccoon that got rescued from the south tower. Glad he's doing alright!

  • @craig-m8
    @craig-m8 12 дней назад +6

    Andrews skits will never get old

  • @jeffyboyreloaded
    @jeffyboyreloaded 12 дней назад +35

    philly fent bait dog 😂

  • @RJMacReady1
    @RJMacReady1 12 дней назад +5

    Proof that andrew can make this joke format work with pretty much anything

  • @beyond1740
    @beyond1740 12 дней назад +8

    bro i was giggling like an idiot the whole time man this was crazy 🤣

  • @kovala
    @kovala 12 дней назад +13

    If the next Rousso video doesn’t begin with Redshirt already mid-sweat I’ll foster a PugDoodle

  • @GoldenFenrir
    @GoldenFenrir 11 дней назад +2

    "I saw the goods and I thought these arent fcked up enough for the gram" IS A LINE THAT WILL LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREE

  • @LogosNigrum
    @LogosNigrum 12 дней назад +1

    That fake out into your other style, with while resolving the expected way was awesome, structurally.

  • @mikaross4671
    @mikaross4671 11 дней назад

    Your delivery is always so on point.

  • @tpoloification
    @tpoloification 11 дней назад

    Merry Christmas! Thanks for the laughs. Laughter is so important for me and many others when they are feeling down.

  • @kiwicatnip
    @kiwicatnip 7 дней назад +1

    People have this subtle way of turning everything into a pissing contest😂…

  • @RickNorthwest
    @RickNorthwest 12 дней назад +1

    A genuine work of art. Thanks for sharing your gift... your very disturbing gift.

  • @unnamedguy56
    @unnamedguy56 9 дней назад +1

    i love how the ai summary just skips over all the satire stuff

  • @EllaFallecio
    @EllaFallecio 12 дней назад +30

    That defeated “FUCK!” at the end of these never gets old. 👌

  • @Sellsor
    @Sellsor 12 дней назад +1

    You're always on another level. Love it man

  • @robr307
    @robr307 9 дней назад +2

    Lol, this hits too close to home, I also 3d print, raise many species of exotic poultry, and build salamander habitats and ponds in the back yard

  • @RAMZAVFX
    @RAMZAVFX 12 дней назад +6

    "Dogspice" fkn wild 😂

  • @MrCornstalker
    @MrCornstalker 11 дней назад

    Juniper is the perfect name for a dog like that. Brilliant

  • @eleanorblake697
    @eleanorblake697 12 дней назад

    The double reveal really neutralizes the bit like all the energy in the universe cancelling out at the big bang

  • @00Clank
    @00Clank 11 дней назад

    Just when I think I've seen it all from Mr. Rousso he pulls out an unexpected move, when faced with the ever rising oneupsmanship escalation one of the guys does a HEEL TURN.

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 12 дней назад +1

    I was already howling at the "dogspice" part and thinking "even though it's the same recipe, it's always gold" and then there's a new twist. Brilliant.

  • @Harry_Bingus
    @Harry_Bingus 12 дней назад

    Love this motif. Thank you for posting these.

  • @ThatGirlMoi
    @ThatGirlMoi 11 дней назад +1

    I love these competitive bits 😂

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 12 дней назад

    Love it when Andrew and Rousso try to one up each other.

  • @Him40451
    @Him40451 12 дней назад +10

    It’s the sweat every time for me 😂😂😂bro we love you 🙌🏾

  • @ngkn2008able
    @ngkn2008able 9 дней назад

    Those close up faces are golden

  • @lifechangingvideogames
    @lifechangingvideogames 10 дней назад +1

    1:02 9th life, best life 😂

  • @therealnoodledog6660
    @therealnoodledog6660 11 дней назад

    Thank you soo much for this Christmas gift. Also, please, do more content if possible, you're really good.😊

  • @leandronc
    @leandronc 10 дней назад

    "Ninth life best life, I always say", 😂 I'm cracking up, man 😂

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 12 дней назад

    Hey merry christmas Andrew, thanks for embracing your energy and creating art .

  • @JC-Alan
    @JC-Alan 12 дней назад +3

    Philly Fent bait dog is some gold.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 12 дней назад +1

      What does that mean, though?

    • @JC-Alan
      @JC-Alan 12 дней назад

      @ the joke is that a tweaker on the Philly streets had a dog in order to bait people into giving them money while panhandling.

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr 12 дней назад

    You brought a lot of joy to me this year man, happy holidays!

  • @QuietClean
    @QuietClean 12 дней назад

    What I love about these is that they're both usually lying through their teeth.

  • @GeorgeCohen-u2s
    @GeorgeCohen-u2s 12 дней назад +3

    It was the first of these tense rivalry videos i didnt understand completely
    But i still like this acting though

  • @dabslug
    @dabslug 12 дней назад

    that sound effect of "AWOOOO OHHHH OUUUU" just never gets old man

  • @sldenn5303
    @sldenn5303 10 дней назад

    I love skeletor- I can just imagine that coat hanger of a dog wearing knit sweaters. I bet he has an ugly Christmas sweater on right now.

  • @tymurishmuratov8171
    @tymurishmuratov8171 12 дней назад

    Mr. Andrew, I think you're a comedic genius and I love you!

  • @Cerbamofo
    @Cerbamofo 12 дней назад

    these types are your best work so creative so funny and the sweat progression i think you actually did invent a new type of comedy we can all see the influences but no one combos them like this

  • @ChaosViper67
    @ChaosViper67 11 дней назад

    Dude you are a national treasure.

  • @howdarethee
    @howdarethee 12 дней назад +17

    Bro never would I ever thought I hear about a Dog Doula

  • @marrionkpodo5425
    @marrionkpodo5425 12 дней назад

    please never stop doing these bro😂😭❤️

  • @allan1448
    @allan1448 12 дней назад

    Always looking forward for the despute the two sweaty guys have with each other. I wonder how many bloopers you have while doing those🤣

  • @yazimtariq
    @yazimtariq 12 дней назад +32

    God Andrew ... Bring back the guy with the hamster...

    • @zezegm3421
      @zezegm3421 12 дней назад +11

      Timmy?

    • @pioooootras
      @pioooootras 12 дней назад +11

      TIMMMEEEEHHHHH

    • @yazimtariq
      @yazimtariq 12 дней назад +8

      And lord Bartholomew as well bruh

    • @leondelsaint5809
      @leondelsaint5809 12 дней назад +11

      Wait, Are You Guy's Talking About Timmy And BARTHOLOMEW CHUNGUS GINGERSNAP 3RD, RIP FOREVER AND EVER SWEET PRINCE?!?!

    • @pioooootras
      @pioooootras 12 дней назад +3

      I HAVE CONSULTED WITH ANUBIS! He reared his bejeweled jackal-like head at me and proclaimed... "Never have I beheld such a lost forgotten soul"

  • @Saragish
    @Saragish 12 дней назад

    found you 2 weeks ago and now I bring you up every hangout with my friends

  • @romanwilson5932
    @romanwilson5932 12 дней назад

    The musical sting gets me EVERY TIME

  • @jg5705
    @jg5705 12 дней назад +1

    Holy shit what a banger to end the year with

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz 12 дней назад

    The theme of people outdoing each other while they become sweatier and dramatic music plays -- it is still funny.

  • @AtebaE.Lionel
    @AtebaE.Lionel 12 дней назад +1

    The conclunsions always kill me "myself in the mirror at FuryCon" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @NoRushpk
    @NoRushpk 12 дней назад

    "good for you. Good for ya'll" 🤣🤣

  • @tommyleyva931
    @tommyleyva931 12 дней назад +9

    I will literally never get tired of these videos I love them :)

  • @unrelentingduress
    @unrelentingduress 10 дней назад

    Andrew hot damn you've really perfected what you do in these that was incredible

  • @EpiCxWoundsx
    @EpiCxWoundsx 12 дней назад

    This format will never get old because of the unpredictable absurdity of each escalation lol

  • @kyledouglascox
    @kyledouglascox 12 дней назад +1

    This format will never not be hilarious lol

  • @rxgueplanet
    @rxgueplanet 11 дней назад +2

    1:47 i cried when he said holding space

  • @Nyrkvennasogur
    @Nyrkvennasogur 5 дней назад

    I love how hes just getting more and more sweaty

  • @bigd5080
    @bigd5080 9 дней назад

    😂 I couldn’t get past “pigeons like edamame .” OMG!! 😂🤣👏👏

  • @barnz3000
    @barnz3000 12 дней назад +2

    When it got to the nightmare god, I laughed so much I almost choked...

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 12 дней назад +3

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @soulsedge6870
    @soulsedge6870 12 дней назад

    I love these types of videos! Another banger!

  • @zezegm3421
    @zezegm3421 12 дней назад +6

    Omg skeletor i love skeletor! ❤ 🎉❤