"With great power comes great ability to...... fuck up my insurance" I still cant get over that video it was a solid minute ago but it still kills me xD
This is still holding waaaay back. Spiderman has punched Hulk into orbit at one point. If he really wanted, he could've just punched once and turned Flash into a fine red mist
"Those are some nice-looking ankles, though." Imagine hearing that: the thoughts that race through your head in that split second as he bends down and you don't know what he's gonna do, only that it might not be pleasurable. That ending, though ...
It's kinda surreal to think about how much he holds back, like the dude's got insane strength and could frankly kill a lot of his foes Not to mention the face tearing shit too, giving them the mark of kaine God
It was dark off premise but the end made it that real life type dark delivery was lowkey scary fr Just found ur channel you deadass already top 3 atleast for character acting outta the many skit channels i rock with
I think theres a version of spider man where he has Doc Ock in his consciousness and doc punches someone and realized that spider man was ALWAYS holding back
They made comics on this. There's one where King Pin has Aunt May assassinated, and Spider-Man loses it. It's pretty interesting, you should read it, or watch a video on it (there is a video on it and I saw the video).
He would the ultimate villain. Spider sense would make him close to impossible to hit not to mention how agile he is. You'd have to send the hulk in because an evil spiderman is just to smart strong and agile.
"You might have noticed I am gripping your fucking face, and If I wanted to I can rip it off of your body." HE'S NOT JOKING BTW. PETER HAS ACTUALLY DONE THIS!
The Flash: "Got it out of your system?" Spider-Man: "Yeah..." The Flash: "Good." Spider-Man: "You know, the phrase "get it out of your system is really good, cause it actually feels like I 'got it *out* of my system', you know?" The Flash: "Yeah, I get it." Flash: "😭"
There are comics featuring a Peter Parker lacking in morals and empathy, needless to say, he was an absolute and complete menace. In one of these timelines, he is still bonded with the venom symboite.
Now looking at it, I guess RUclips was on drugs, because there was no comments. But now there’s other comments here before mine, I’m sorry for the false accusation 😔 I was still here before 50 likes tho
I love Spider-Man as much as the next guy, and this is a funny bit and all, but come on now. Speedforce solos 90% of the marvel universe lmao Except maybe dark Phoenix, Doctor strange, and Franklin richards. Maybe. Flash can vibrate through molecules and travel through time to rewrite timelines ffs /comicnerdshit
Flash (Spiderman's bully) not THE FLASH 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
I legit wasn’t sure at first 😂
Not gonna lie: I temporarily forgot that "The Flash" was a DC character (and that Peter's bully was named "Flash Thompson").
When the eyes half close and the voice keeps calm...you know flash has had his last dance.
Nah it’s is funny as hell bro 😂😂
You the goat
This just shows how good of a person Peter Parker really is
True 😅🤙🏾💙💙💙
Just made me realize that superheroes would be terrifying if they just snapped from all the pressure
Yeah don't mess with someone who can go toe to toe with the incredible hulk
dude's like a mini superman
Bully Maguire 🤣🤣🤣
Spider-Man but he's actually a menace
Where's Mr. Jameson now?? 🤦🏾♂️💙💙💙💙
@@thatoneguyofficial still demanding toby give him pictures of spiderman fighting spiderman fighting spiderman
Spider Manace
Spider-menace
Beat me to it
“Here’s a knife. Poke a hole in your throat if you want to breath.” 💀💀💀
Said with 0 emotion too
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@@EnderGoku9001what
"With great power, comes great bullshit I have to deal with" - the most legendary quote I ever heard.
All things considered, he was being kind to him as he was still holding back considering how he didn't kill him instantly
Exactly 😬🤙🏾💙💙💙
If petter really wanted to he could've just filled flash's lungs with web fluid
Oh yeah definitely, he just killed him slow and hospitalized him for years.
Spiderman ain’t been the same since he realized what Spiderman could really do to his ops XD
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Heroes with no moral code can be way scarier than villains
Deadpool
“Heroes”…..?
Like Homelander
"With great power comes great ability to...... fuck up my insurance"
I still cant get over that video it was a solid minute ago but it still kills me xD
That one was hilarious 😂
Insurance? That's not one of the lines, though...
Cultured
@@crpineo It's another one of ThatOneGuys Videos pretty funny.
Peter in every universe where he keeps the symbiote.
The thing is he would still be holding back in this video, otherwise the first slam would’ve sent Flash’s organs flying out of his mouth.
We've already got one Darkwing, we don't need another.
Spider-Man not holding back is one of the most frightening things in fiction.
Smiling Batman ain't got shit on quite Peter
@@zolasamarita Same shit
That was probably Doc Ock's thought when he punched a guy's jaw off.
Still funny that current Peter Parker slapped flash so light but hard enough to knock him out cold, when going for his glasses
This is still holding waaaay back. Spiderman has punched Hulk into orbit at one point. If he really wanted, he could've just punched once and turned Flash into a fine red mist
always ALWAYS ALWAYS REMEMBER that you are a CHAMPION. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise (even yourself) 🤙🏾💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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"Nobody can stop me from breaking your in."
THAT is the scariest line I've heard all week😂
If Peter Parker got the symbiote suit before learning Uncle Ben's lesson
"Those are some nice-looking ankles, though." Imagine hearing that: the thoughts that race through your head in that split second as he bends down and you don't know what he's gonna do, only that it might not be pleasurable.
That ending, though ...
“With great power comes great bullshit I have to deal with”
"With great power, comes great bullshit u have to deal with" 🤣🤣🤣
It's kinda surreal to think about how much he holds back, like the dude's got insane strength and could frankly kill a lot of his foes
Not to mention the face tearing shit too, giving them the mark of kaine
God
"Cut a hole in ur throat if u wanna breathe" 💀💀
A Spiderman with no moral code is literally The Spider.
"See you mighta notice i'm griping your fucking face.And if i wanted to i could rip it of your body"That line is crazy
The fucking wheeze though 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude was in unbelievable amounts of pain 😓🤙🏾💙💙💙
@@thatoneguyofficial Can’t say he didn’t have it coming for all the years of bullying 🤷🏾♀️
It was dark off premise but the end made it that real life type dark delivery was lowkey scary fr
Just found ur channel you deadass already top 3 atleast for character acting outta the many skit channels i rock with
Dudes haircut is iconic 😂
His life "flashed" before his eyes.
the crazy part is, my man sounds exactly like miles (you know the one) through all of this and its funny as hell 🤣
And then Captain America comes in at the last minute.
If Mr. Jameson was right:
If bully maguire kept the symbiote suit
Pov: spiderman finally snaps and unleashes his inner loki.
Spider-Man after time skip lol
Man your skits are fire, good job!
Fuckin loved this, keep up these hilarious skits!
bro forgot the hyphen for Spider-Man, he'd be absurdly annoying about it
0:34 that moaning tho💀
Your a champion sir
You have no idea how much I appreciate you, YOU'RE A CHAMPION indeed 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
@@thatoneguyofficial I’m glad I could make u happy in any kind of way
Dang man, you can't be posting spoilers from Across the Spiderverse! Now the reveal of this version of Spiderman won't have much impact!
Spiderman, but he got time today.
The Boys version of Spider-Man
I think theres a version of spider man where he has Doc Ock in his consciousness and doc punches someone and realized that spider man was ALWAYS holding back
This is the beginning of a new series: Spider-Man has had enough.
Dubious Activities
With great powers, comes great responsibility to beat up your bullies
This is the boys equivalent of spider man
They made comics on this.
There's one where King Pin has Aunt May assassinated, and Spider-Man loses it. It's pretty interesting, you should read it, or watch a video on it (there is a video on it and I saw the video).
Id pay to watch a movie with this dude making the sound effects.
See this is why god doesn’t give us super powers……..
😬🤙🏾💙💙💙💙 that's probably for the best
Spider-Man: Homeboy’s Not Playin
Saw this on TikTok and I loved it
Last line was cold 🥶
Rip spiderman, may he rest in peace. For a guy, he sure likes to steal people's woman..
parker had that moral debuff to all his stats💀
he is a better villain than most of spiderman's actual villains
😂😂😂 he said with Great power comes with Great bullshit I have to deal with😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spider-verse Into the Juvenile Detention Center
Miles No-Morals
Spiderman been watching lots of The boys his homelander is showing
spiderman in the video games:
Imagine Spider-man trying to catch someone falling and accidently peeling off the person.
Flash was getting manhandled so hard he starting making zombie pigman noises💀
This made my day
Reminds me of that one time peter absolutely dusted King Pin for trying to kill aunt may
Wait, it's you! You're that one guy! ☝😲
Yo Thatoneguy
Yoooo 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
He would the ultimate villain. Spider sense would make him close to impossible to hit not to mention how agile he is. You'd have to send the hulk in because an evil spiderman is just to smart strong and agile.
In the reality of Spider-Man he would've whooped his ass lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
would def be me with superpowers lmao
Superior Spider-Man be like:
"You might have noticed I am gripping your fucking face, and If I wanted to I can rip it off of your body."
HE'S NOT JOKING BTW.
PETER HAS ACTUALLY DONE THIS!
Correction, he'd only need to poke a hole in his cheek. ☝🤓
The ending tho! 😮
someone really have to hire you as an actor.
Lol what did flash do lmao
Darkesthold spiderman
He is strong yes but his spider sense is way more powerful, allowing him to fight when unconscious or allowing him to win at poker levels of powerful
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The Flash: "Got it out of your system?"
Spider-Man: "Yeah..."
The Flash: "Good."
Spider-Man: "You know, the phrase "get it out of your system is really good, cause it actually feels like I 'got it *out* of my system', you know?"
The Flash: "Yeah, I get it."
Flash: "😭"
It’s their a comic where he literally does do the grippy thing to someone’s face and rips of big chunks and eats them with salt and pepper?
Brooooo!!😂😂😂
Love your content
I greatly appreciate you, btw.. My content said it Loves you too 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙💙
Bully Maguire
There are comics featuring a Peter Parker lacking in morals and empathy, needless to say, he was an absolute and complete menace. In one of these timelines, he is still bonded with the venom symboite.
Oh That's Nice. If You Didn't Walk Out With A Cane.
I think Flash came in his pants
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How? Im prety sure flash should be more then enough to get peter down
Flash (spider man's bully not THE Flash ) 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
@@thatoneguyofficial oh that explains
Lmao I was thinking the same thing cause I forgot about flash Thompson
Why u stoped making short like before??
Why is he moaning 💀💀💀
Yooooo
GREETINGS 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
Hy skedadudlers
First, and here before 50 likes
Are you sure about that?
Nope ur not first lmao
You're a Champion 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙
Now looking at it, I guess RUclips was on drugs, because there was no comments. But now there’s other comments here before mine, I’m sorry for the false accusation 😔 I was still here before 50 likes tho
999th view
......Nah.
I love Spider-Man as much as the next guy, and this is a funny bit and all, but come on now. Speedforce solos 90% of the marvel universe lmao
Except maybe dark Phoenix, Doctor strange, and Franklin richards. Maybe. Flash can vibrate through molecules and travel through time to rewrite timelines ffs
/comicnerdshit
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I do :D
Congrats.
Are you sure about that?
I Do.
Plus, Ratio.
I only care that your not first