👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿Bravo, So true Bruce Wayne can never beat Clark Kent, without plot armour, plot device and writers wanting it 😊Just like how Kryptonians cannot have kids with human, without plot armor, plot device and the writers wanting to. 😊Just like how Clark Kent will never have Bruce Wayne's level of wealth power an resources, without plot device, plot armor and the writers wanting it. Yes, absolutely Clark wins in a fight even though he never truly appreciate Lois, he has did wrong so many times to her. That is why Lois Lane went out with Bruce Wayne who is rich and can give her the kid she wants with his immense power, knowledge and resource. Just splice his Wayne seed genes with a dip of Kryptonian General Zod genetics. And bang Superman has gotten cuckold by Batman an General Zod. Batman loses to Superman 100% in a fight easily. But Bruce Wayne wins where it counts. You Lois Lane sent voicemail she moaned, "I know who Batman is...Bruce Wayne is the GodDa@#$# Batman." You know Lex Luthor is smiling😊, and saying. "My Man Bruce Wayne...Nicely done." As the Dark Souls fans say: "It is the Roly Poly." [Sign of the cross].
Clark however thinks that is his kid. All that power, such ashame; to busy exploring other galaxies an dimensions and not realizing how that next day pregnancy test is a bit shady an suspicious.
This man just woke up and decided he wanted to speak facts today. But yeah, Batman himself pretty much admitted he wouldn't stand a chance if Superman was like this. His greatest advantage is the fact that Superman is a goody two shoes and holds back.
Batman can be ruthless, superman can't.... unless it is an alternate ver. of him. Batman would pump louis full of kryptonite dust to kill clark when they f*cking.
this is clark gloating. if superman really wanted to kill batman, he would just find where bruce is currently at, then did what omniman did to the flaxan.
Batman beating Superman with Kryptonite or red sunlight generators or whatever the newest way to render Superman worthless is like any of us beating prime Usain Bolt in a race after shooting him in the leg. Without that, the fight is like this 100% of the time.
I'm so glad someone finally saw the potential of Superman easily dominating against the "world's greatest detective". This is a mentally stable version of Omniman, and I'm here for it 😂
“You will only ever beat me of the writers want you to.” That goes both ways Superman. But seriously this is what Stan Lee was talking about too way far back. When it comes to fictional characters in Vs debates the one who will win is the person that’s more expedient to the plot at the time. Kite man would whip Superman if the plot needed it to happen. Lmao
Superman and Batman are brothers. Their fights are usually veeeeeeeeery staged for publicity. Which is why Superman _gave_ Batman the Kryptonite Rings. He only trusted his brother, his best friend, his sworn ally, with the ability to stop him, because Batman is the only being who would know when the point of no return was. Only Batman would know how far was too far to bring him back from.
Lmao but the reason Batman keeps up is specifically because Superman doesn't act like that, he acts human, it exposes the fact that Batman is also holding back when he fights Superman.
You know..... Superman got range attacks............ like laser eyes and freeze breathe.... heck even make tornadoes. He could hav stop Batman without confrontations.
Part of Batman's fighting is the mind games. He knows how Superman will act. If Superman suddenly started acting like a villain as you showed here, he'd be caught off guard. Because; Anyone would. Why would anyone think Superman, would suddenly act super threatening, suspicious and cautious of his fellow Superhero? In a match of pure strength and wit if Superman and Batman were to for some reason, want each other dead. Preparing and theorizing about the other then he wouldn't let Superman know of his location. He'd take precautions, many of them. Again and again every time Superman looked like he was about to win from pure, raw strength... Another trick he had set up would either allow his escape or take Superman down. In a world of fiction, this would just go on and on. In reality. Batman would know capturing him isn't an option. So Cryptonite knives, killing him in combat. For the safety of- Well, everyone.
Superman: can bench press the weight of a planet for days on end without breaking a sweat. Batman: keeps a little green rock with him at all times Superman 😱🤢🤮😨😰💀☠️
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
The only prep time Superman needs is to actually try fight Batman, not even killing, just disabling his arsenal. DKR batman v superman is very situational and why it works, the only way i see batman winning regardless of superman's actions is literally turning in to Doomsday
Plot twist: Bruce already won. He anticipated the fact that Supes would stand on him if the bullet missed. He laced it with Kryptonite and called in the tank
Batman seeing this coming and lacing his suit with Kryptonite. Batman’s suit being bulletproof. Batman having a contingency plan for EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. He consider to be a possible threat. “Clark, Clark, Clark… I ALWAYS win…” (Just wanted to say that I’m a huge fan and am saying this as a joke. I mean no I’ll will). 😅
"Laced with kryptonite" Superman has overpowered Kryptonite before and causally destroyed planets while dosed with it. "Bullet proof" that word doesn't actually mean what it says, it's resistant. Bullets can still penetrate, and you're still gonna get fucked up by the force of the bullets. Batman himself has admitted, if anyone in the Justice League wanted him dead for real? He'd have no chance in the world to stop them. He hinges on the fact that if they ever become evil, it's due to mind control and other factors that keep them from being efficient.
superman: that's supposed to be a rare metal batman: there are more kryptonite pieces than there are stories where writers ruin Spidermans life. There is nothing rare about this fucking metal, Clark. Btw I'm demolishing your newspaper company so in case you defeat me you'll still end up homeless.
Until you recall when Batman had his last option plan, and injected himself with the Doomsday contagion- became Doomsday, w/ A twist.. killed Superman, but that was after Superman got a little too cocky.
The thing is they both do things that should not be possible to the like superman just straight up ignoring his weaknesses of kryptonite sometime and Bruce somehow not dying to to something that would take out wonder woman. It's only the writers on both sides
First pin plss
Blue shell
Blue shell
Blue shell
Blue shell
Blue shell
I'm actually more of a Batman fan than Superman 🧍🏾♂️💙💙💙💙
BLASPHEMY
Same
Same. I kinda like Batman more then Superman tbh.
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿Bravo, So true Bruce Wayne can never beat Clark Kent, without plot armour, plot device and writers wanting it
😊Just like how Kryptonians cannot have kids with human, without plot armor, plot device and the writers wanting to.
😊Just like how Clark Kent will never have Bruce Wayne's level of wealth power an resources, without plot device, plot armor and the writers wanting it.
Yes, absolutely Clark wins in a fight even though he never truly appreciate Lois, he has did wrong so many times to her.
That is why Lois Lane went out with Bruce Wayne who is rich and can give her the kid she wants with his immense power, knowledge and resource.
Just splice his Wayne seed genes with a dip of Kryptonian General Zod genetics.
And bang Superman has gotten cuckold by Batman an General Zod.
Batman loses to Superman 100% in a fight easily.
But Bruce Wayne wins where it counts.
You Lois Lane sent voicemail she moaned, "I know who Batman is...Bruce Wayne is the GodDa@#$# Batman."
You know Lex Luthor is smiling😊, and saying. "My Man Bruce Wayne...Nicely done."
As the Dark Souls fans say: "It is the Roly Poly." [Sign of the cross].
Clark however thinks that is his kid.
All that power, such ashame; to busy exploring other galaxies an dimensions and not realizing how that next day pregnancy test is a bit shady an suspicious.
“Anything but your mom”
“At least I have one Bruce”
BRO
WHY YOU GOTTA BEAT A MAN WHEN HES DOWN BRO
*Dies from lack of parents*
Batman power: Plot armor! Nobody could beat it!
"You will only beat me if the writers want you to" that's how it works with literally every character, Superman included
"You will only ever beat me, if the writers want you to."
Oooof, Lazarus Pit won't fix THAT damage.
Batman only lost because he had his funds in the silicon valley bank.
This man just woke up and decided he wanted to speak facts today.
But yeah, Batman himself pretty much admitted he wouldn't stand a chance if Superman was like this. His greatest advantage is the fact that Superman is a goody two shoes and holds back.
the concept of "flying down" is so wild to me like are you serious 😭
I've seen superman fly downwards before
He's got that Gmod omnidirectional movement at the press of a button
i've seen superman just stand through the air toward someone
That "I'm your friend" at the end was great.
Man sounded like Thwomp at the end there lmao
I was actually about to comment that lol
I was actually about to comment that I was about to comment that too.
always ALWAYS ALWAYS REMEMBER that you are a CHAMPION. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise (even yourself) 🤙🏾💙💙💙💙
*the fucking Thwomp sound at the very end got me the hardest. Ahahahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂*
"U will only beat me, if the writers want u too" Ouch💀🤣
superman gangster till Alfred shows up
I remember that issue. Alfred could bring down the whole justice league by himself
-“Ok, Bruce. Before we get started…”
-“OIOI”
Damn Batman got Superman with that yo mama joke
Its all cool until batman got the green rock
Finally a realistic representation of batman
-“I’m your friend.”
-“ÆUGH”
The 4 words any writer can write if they want bruce to win instead: "It's laced in Kyryptonite"
Batman can be ruthless, superman can't.... unless it is an alternate ver. of him. Batman would pump louis full of kryptonite dust to kill clark when they f*cking.
your search history is concerning as fuck
"anything but your mom" seems like a line batman would say💀
Bro just really made himself a hydraulic press on batman's chest
this is clark gloating. if superman really wanted to kill batman, he would just find where bruce is currently at, then did what omniman did to the flaxan.
Thwomp noise at the end
Pink kryptonite will turn superman gay, making him want to have intense [redacted] with batman. This is a loss loss for batman in my eyes.
batman after thinking plain guns with no kryptonite anywhere will hurt superman: "Yes am very smart"
Batman beating Superman with Kryptonite or red sunlight generators or whatever the newest way to render Superman worthless is like any of us beating prime Usain Bolt in a race after shooting him in the leg. Without that, the fight is like this 100% of the time.
Actually the fight would go more like superman claping batman's chest into non existance
i think batman should get friends on the other side
The only one beating Superman is Lucifer.
Batman vs. Superman if it was realistic.
*Why does the end sound sound like a Thwomp?*
EXACTLY OML I was thinking the same thing
@@hitupaburgBRO IK LISTEN TO THE THWOMP SOUND AND THAT SOUND AT THE END THERE THE EXACT SAME THING!
That last remark is on point.
This feels extremely accurate 😂
(Wish you had a superman costume for this)
Now this is reality check we all needed 💀💀
Homelander and Black Noir be like:
Reverse it for the comics and its still true
Yep, except Noir is much stronger than Batman and Superman is much stronger than Homelander making this even more unfair.
Marvel and DC better step down after that one guy shows up
That last sound effect sounded like thwomp from Mario 64😂🤣😭
I'm so glad someone finally saw the potential of Superman easily dominating against the "world's greatest detective". This is a mentally stable version of Omniman, and I'm here for it 😂
DAMM you will only ever beat me if the writers want you to.
Nothin ever truer spoken
They really give batman bs
Batman uses: Pocket Sand kryptonite
Batman: so I mad a suit that is nothing but kryptonite good luck with that
Just like ClassicManD, The One Guy is done with plot armor
Nah man, thats Villian superman. Batman's real plan to deceat him is to prevent him from ever becoming one through support and caring.
Bro basically became homelander
“You will only ever beat me of the writers want you to.”
That goes both ways Superman. But seriously this is what Stan Lee was talking about too way far back. When it comes to fictional characters in Vs debates the one who will win is the person that’s more expedient to the plot at the time. Kite man would whip Superman if the plot needed it to happen. Lmao
true but if we are being realistic superman would win
Nice Homelander impression, not Superman but oh well.
Superman: I'm your friend
Batman: THWOMP NOISE
Sooo disrespectful and I love it😂😂
It's more like you will only ever beat me if you have kryptonite.
This guy mustache is beautiful
Superman and Batman are brothers. Their fights are usually veeeeeeeeery staged for publicity.
Which is why Superman _gave_ Batman the Kryptonite Rings. He only trusted his brother, his best friend, his sworn ally, with the ability to stop him, because Batman is the only being who would know when the point of no return was. Only Batman would know how far was too far to bring him back from.
Omg this was amazing. Creative genius
You forgot the part where batman pulls out kyrtonight.
Lmao but the reason Batman keeps up is specifically because Superman doesn't act like that, he acts human, it exposes the fact that Batman is also holding back when he fights Superman.
"Anything but your mom"💀
This man should have 1m subscribers just from this video😂
Why does this...seem so accurate??
True 🎉
This is CLEARLY just the movie's.
You know..... Superman got range attacks............ like laser eyes and freeze breathe.... heck even make tornadoes.
He could hav stop Batman without confrontations.
kryptonite: am I a joke to you?
@@Mr.Suit_n_Tie What's the distance for kryptonite takes affect on a kryptonian?
@@Mr.Suit_n_Tie question... what good are kryptonite bullets if superman decided to shoot batman with his lasers from orbit while flying at mach 7.
@@Mr.Suit_n_Tie an out of range Superman watching Bats thru his Telescopic Vision: A joke? You were barely a thought.
Batman got that lead rizz as in superman is screwed
DC severely weakens him to make it fair
Part of Batman's fighting is the mind games. He knows how Superman will act.
If Superman suddenly started acting like a villain as you showed here, he'd be caught off guard. Because;
Anyone would. Why would anyone think Superman, would suddenly act super threatening, suspicious and cautious of his fellow Superhero? In a match of pure strength and wit if Superman and Batman were to for some reason, want each other dead. Preparing and theorizing about the other then he wouldn't let Superman know of his location. He'd take precautions, many of them. Again and again every time Superman looked like he was about to win from pure, raw strength... Another trick he had set up would either allow his escape or take Superman down. In a world of fiction, this would just go on and on. In reality. Batman would know capturing him isn't an option. So Cryptonite knives, killing him in combat. For the safety of- Well, everyone.
Wait, aren't all his suits bullet proof?!
yes
Bro people looking into it so much just chill out and laugh
Batman sounds like a zombie bro.
understandable but if Alfred was there it would be a different story
yep
You just changed my ideals (bruh your awesome)
So creative!!
Superman: can bench press the weight of a planet for days on end without breaking a sweat.
Batman: keeps a little green rock with him at all times
Superman 😱🤢🤮😨😰💀☠️
Bruh you would make a great Disney villain 🤣
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I truly appreciate you 😌🙏🏾💙💙💙💙💙🤙🏾
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Hard Fact and Truth
Prep Time 🦇🌚
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Is this suppose to be a reference to something?
I'm sure you could do something really funny with atleast one of the Incredibox bonuses.
The only prep time Superman needs is to actually try fight Batman, not even killing, just disabling his arsenal. DKR batman v superman is very situational and why it works, the only way i see batman winning regardless of superman's actions is literally turning in to Doomsday
Can you now do Aquaman but he's just flapping like a fish
Comics superman is stupid busted and this describes him perfectly
Well said 🤣
It is what it is man. Supes is just too op.
That's freaking hilarious!
He speaking facts
Plot twist: Bruce already won. He anticipated the fact that Supes would stand on him if the bullet missed. He laced it with Kryptonite and called in the tank
Batman seeing this coming and lacing his suit with Kryptonite.
Batman’s suit being bulletproof.
Batman having a contingency plan for EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. He consider to be a possible threat.
“Clark, Clark, Clark… I ALWAYS win…”
(Just wanted to say that I’m a huge fan and am saying this as a joke. I mean no I’ll will). 😅
"Laced with kryptonite" Superman has overpowered Kryptonite before and causally destroyed planets while dosed with it.
"Bullet proof" that word doesn't actually mean what it says, it's resistant. Bullets can still penetrate, and you're still gonna get fucked up by the force of the bullets.
Batman himself has admitted, if anyone in the Justice League wanted him dead for real? He'd have no chance in the world to stop them. He hinges on the fact that if they ever become evil, it's due to mind control and other factors that keep them from being efficient.
@@mythicalthings1796 But... Batman gets shot all the time and nothing happens... is my life... a lie?
Superman just moves away and casually lasers his arms and legs off
But if he has kryptonite in his body and… SHUT UP… Sry
he could just lazer beam him from far away lol
@@SpoonAtNoon If you thought about that possibility, then Batman sure as hell has.
Second :D
Also you cool
You're much cooler 😌🤙🏾💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Dude, are you African by chance? Curious. Dope vids my dude.
Batman be like : why can’t you hurt me? My suits made on gold , red , and green kryptonite courtesy of firestorm
superman: that's supposed to be a rare metal
batman: there are more kryptonite pieces than there are stories where writers ruin Spidermans life. There is nothing rare about this fucking metal, Clark. Btw I'm demolishing your newspaper company so in case you defeat me you'll still end up homeless.
Yep
Until you recall when Batman had his last option plan, and injected himself with the Doomsday contagion- became Doomsday, w/ A twist.. killed Superman, but that was after Superman got a little too cocky.
Bro, don’t bring some elseworlds devastator into this
The thing is they both do things that should not be possible to the like superman just straight up ignoring his weaknesses of kryptonite sometime and Bruce somehow not dying to to something that would take out wonder woman. It's only the writers on both sides
lol yo this funny
I have a big collection of DC comics, and Batman is my favourite hero out of them all for sure!
The freaking cut-off with the window, what the hell happened?
Turned bro into a thwomp
Yes