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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2022
- Just a little video I did earlier this year that went viral on Twitter, figured I'd share it here, since others were reposting it.
All voices by me
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Gaben: Piracy is a service issue
Nintendo: *Proves his point*
Real
I once read, "Microsoft's biggest competitor for their latest Windows, is their previous Windows". If Nintendo did what their customers are asking for, the customers would probably buy those legacy games and then not buy the newer ones. I wish this isn't true though, great games are great games no matter their release date, yeah?
Legacy games or brand new games. $20 is $20.
Meanwhile, Sega: "We'll just put a bunch of our emulated games on Steam so you can buy them once and then own them forever"
(Probably a lot missing, but it's a start anyway... and hey, Kid Chameleon is on there!)
@@doko3000 This is probably an extra sensitive concern for Nintendo - their whole business model is "Keep making the same handful of games over and over and over again, charge full price each time, hope the minor changes are enough to please fans without being major enough to make them uncomfortable by dragging them too far from the comfort zone we've trained them to enjoy". So from a corporate perspective, it "makes sense" that they would do this disgusting thing.
"You can't steal from a store that no longer exists", after all.
Thats what they say!
Tbh who gives a shit, anyways? Its a multibillion dollar company. "what if everybody did it?" Isn't valid either because money isnt a problem for a multibillion dollar company. I don't pirate personally but i dont see too big of a problem with it as long as its a multibillion dollar conpany with an infinite cash flow instead of some poor dying business.
If I must choose a religion, then this is mine.
@@ProphecyGaming.I understand your sentiment and I pirate plenty of games that are no longer available but buying games from studios you actually like and support is important to continue because a product that doesn’t make money is just an expense.
@@kaz3773 its a multi billion dollar company, i dont think we gotta worry about thrm not making any money.
Given how long Nintendo struggled with adapting to the internet, them continuing to screw up with their own technology is tragically unsurprising.
I feel the problem with Nintendo goes beyond just the company and is really an unfortunate consequence of Japanese work culture. With how elitist many corporations there are, i wouldn’t be surprised if most people making these decisions are out of touch with newer business strategies, most likely because they’ve held those positions for so long that newer ideas where never given a chance to surface through new hires.
The fact that there isn’t even a browser on the Seitch and you have to go through loopholes to get one just proves the point of this comment.
I think you mean tragic but unsurprising.
The unsurprisingness isn't tragic.
I worked for a Japanese manufacturer for 7 years and what you're saying is basically on the money. You can clearly tell that you're getting reamed by the competition because they're trying new things, and the people at the top of your company have the attitude "it always worked great this way and it still does," and no one in Japan has the temerity to tell them otherwise because they are "senior." Never mind anyone outside of Japan, who may as well be dogs playing poker to the Japanese.@@Samookely
There also isn't really a browser on PS5, which is stupid because it's very powerful and could easily do it.@@giovanigeorgis3848
This also applies to Nintendo's music. I would listen to it officially all the time if they distributed it in any reasonable, modern way.
Understandable. There are a number of official soundtracks on play-asia. It isn't cheap, but it isn't out of reach either.
Nintendo: "Reasonable? Modern? Accessible? _Us?!_ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA"
Yeah, Nintendo should just put their OSTs on Spotify or YT or something
The Mario Movie’s co-composer, Brian Tyler, literally uploaded the entire OST onto YT.
I feel that. Some of the music really is good. Plus it can bring nostalgia.
Apparently nintendo expects you to listen to music through the switch and a pair of headphones.
Imagine how awkward that would look like in public
I think Man Ray saying "I'm trying my best to be a good paying customer" really gets me.
I just realized his name reversed is Rayman🤔
@@hectorsanta76 Yar Nam
@@IllTakeThisName NamYar
@@hectorsanta76 I think you mean swapped around
"Yar Nam"
Oh shit, Bloodborne SpongeBob universe crossover confirmed.
They discourage piracy, but they pull stuff like this that makes piracy feel justified.
Exactly
How does “piracy hurt” if the product you’re pirating is officially discontinued and there is literally no other way to access the content? Who is it hurting when I run an emulation of Paper Mario? Obvs like don’t pirate smaller indie projects or things going to a good cause, but this is a multi billion dollar corporation that is letting media become lost completely. Piracy is ironically doing more to preserve the media than the corporation itself
@@umjammerlammy9993 piracy has never been wrong. The only reason why people have discouraged it (mainly corporate businesses) is because they want you're money and nothing but it. The only game companies who put anti-piracy software in their games are cheapskates and don't understand how business runs.
I have never considered buying their virtual library, if it was convenient I might consider it.
Since it isn’t, instead I have almost every game from Nintendo……for free. So thanks Nintendo, I guess I’ll keep up the good work as well
This video makes me feel better
“Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem”
Gabe Newell~
Nintendo is a criminal for selling their cards to Yakuza so they can play them for the reason of illegally gambling
If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.
So TRUE !
It is wild to think that if we *didn't* have people dedicated to piracy, some games would already be completely lost to time.
And this is why game preservation is important
And they have finished lost and unfinished games before
Yea, I'm lucky enough to have bought Pokémon Rumble for the Wii legitimately off the Wii Shop Channel ages ago before it shut down, but that makes my Wii unobtainable legitimately nowadays, because all the download only games I have on it are impossible to get anymore, and there's still no way to play Pokémon Rumble on any other console because it was never ported, not even to the Wii-U! And even if it had, you know how obsolete that is now anyways-
Same goes for a lot of classic films, and a lot of Shakespeare plays.
Just like the brand of Chili Mac I used to eat when I was little. I still wish I saved one of those green cans just to show it existed
We have reached a point where “piracy” does more for media preservation than the actual companies producing the content ever could.
There is no joke here that's actually the truth
If ROM archiving sites didn't exist, many games would be lost to history
@@JargonMadjin pretty messed up how close most of our media is to being gone forever, seems extremely immoral and displays a lack of respect for art
Its not piracy if there is no way to buy the game. Thats called emulation. Fuck pirates, they are driving the gaming industry to only make mobile games.
Nintendo is the best at preserving the games, why do you think the leaks had soo much stuff? The problem is the legal stuff , and nintendo dragging their feet to make it available for costumers.
This has aged even better due to the vimms lair takedowns
In the days of AI voiceovers, it’s nice to go back and see proper voice acting. Amazing job with the impressions! Really spot-on.
Ai voice overs happened months ago,proper voice acting exists easily anywhere
Do not insult what little intelligence I have@@ivoneo2806
"and also don't pirate our games" that shit gets me every time
Same here, I bet if Patrick/Nintendo didn’t say that Manray wouldn’t have beat his ass.
@@Pink_pr1ncessMan Ray/Customers
Pirating is Illegal and it makes sense and if you pirate something like a Movie or Video game You go Straight up to Prison.
@@Pink_pr1ncess 'Cause there's no way they're going to remove games for the Wii and 3DS from their shop. Then have the AUDACITY- the BALLS to tell me not to obtain it illigally, even though they're the ones who removed the way to obtain it legally.
@@fabianramos6033 People are going to get the games. It's just a matter of if they buy them (AT FAIR PRICES, NOT HUNDREDS/THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON EBAY) or pirate them. If buying them is not an option, piracy is all that's left. You don't see movies or books yanking their product off shelves and going "sorry not sorry you can't get it anymore lololololololololol", video games are no different.
"No, Patrick. Virtual Console libraries are not an instrument."
"...Free internet services aren't an instrument, either."
@our hero yeah unlike your dad
fatherless behavior
@@malachaiberrios OOOOOH That bot must have felt that burn lol
@@yrooxrksvi7142 lol
@@malachaiberrios One of the best burns I've seen all week
Mario is also a consumer: he collects coins but can't use them.
As a kid growing up I always despised people who pirate games, but now.. Sheesssh! I would grovel at their feet. Those "criminals" are more reliable than companies themselves!
Off note, I lost more money from Sony due to not remembering a password, and even after logging into the correct email.. Have to do a security question I seem to not even remember answering! Thus locking myself out of my own games!!! This happened to me a good amount of times, whereas I NEVER had a person STEAL my account or games! Companies are the ones stealing from us, while the "criminals" are the ones gifting games to us.
Bruh forgetting your password is your problem
@@convection20 it shouldn't be considering they have an option called "Forgot Password?" In which they're supposed to send a replacement password confirmation to the confirmed email.
Some of us made our accounts years ago as kids and don't remember the bs we put down to be "older" to buy M rated games at the time. It's total bs
Bruh stfu, he dead got a point too@@convection20
@@convection20that's not at all true. I made my password when I was 12. Now I'm 20 and I have absolutely no idea what it is. Once I get signed out of psn somehow or this playstation breaks there goes hundreds if not thousands of dollars
@@convection20I agree, I write my console passwords on a notepad
Nintendo, the only company that's so aggressively anti consumer they would refuse to sell games when they already have the capacity and precedent of selling
Then why the fuck are they even still a company if they hate their customers?
Don't they like money?
probably some shit to do with investors
@@smb-c3po they do, they just don’t see the point in reselling older games since you’d need to actually lower their prices due to the passing of time (like their fairer prices on the WiiU and 3DS). They want to starve those who want to play these games of content so they can release a shitty “remake” that has minimal actual changes that they can sell at full new game price.
oh please...
disney's much worse than nintendo.
MUCH. WORSE.
@@LukaDoncicFitnessOfficiaI Like how?
Before it was labeled "piracy", it was referred to as "archiving."
I mean, nowadays I'd say it's more case by case. If there's no legal way of obtaining it, then it's usually considered archiving since you're technically not taking money from the company. Seeing as they refuse to sell it anyways but have already mass produced and sold them in the past. Making it incomparable to just "wanting what someone has and stealing it."
Well of course we call it piracy because we’re searching for buried treasure! Rrrrrr!!
It was always called piracy at E3 1995 Nintendo's showcase was mostly going on a rant about piracy.
yea cuz that stinky plastic will die someday or servers will be shutdown
That statement simply isn't true, no matter how hard you want to be pro-piracy.
As a Pokémon fan, I know this pain tenfold. JUST LET ME PLAY B2W2 WITHOUT RUNNING SHIT EMULATORS OR PAYING $300.
Run it on a modded 3ds. It plays just fine on my og model 3ds using twilight 👍
Yeah Pokemon games going up in price is crazy. Even the old Pokemon red and blue go for 80 bucks on average now.
SpongeBob really does have the power to sum up the human condition.
@LutschWeiterGoogle XD
"The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates."
I.E an official and legal method to aquire whatever they're looking for.
What's better than free? That's an unwinnable battle.
@@ghostderazgriz There's all kinds of differences besides price, you know?
@@ghostderazgrizAmen.
@@ghostderazgriz And that's a well told lie. It's been proven SOOOOO many times that people want to support the creators of things they love. Yes there will always be people that just go for the free stuff but why care a crap about that minority when most will pay you?
I’d say Nintendo’s biggest sin isn’t greed, it’s stupidity. They don’t go for the easiest solutions to their problems even when they’re right in front of them.
God I miss virtual console.
Exactly, greedy companies would do the same thing any smart business would want to do.
Maybe not stupidity, maybe somewhere between slothfulness and pride.
@@michaelweiske702 What part of this situation would bring about pride?
@@dreadtroopeer8884 they have so much pride in their work that they feel entitled to determine alone if it ever becomes available again.
@@michaelweiske702 makes sense
Why is the voice acting on point like damn this sounded like as if this really as part of the episode itself
Thank AI
@@johnmartin298Voiced by creator. Not ai. Ai can't make that perfectly.
@@Freezedown2505ai can sound this perfect actually, that’s why people use it for this kind of stuff
@@fucka1386 I do not remember that they can do perfect.
@@johnmartin298description said its voiced by creator itself
"Sorry, should have purchased this game when you weren't alive yet"
Emulators have saved Nintendo's public perception for a LONG time, and they damn well know it.
They refuse to acknowledge reality
There was a big controversy a few years ago where Nintendo was found to be selling pirated games on their own platform. I don't remember the exact details, but a well known ROM creator's signature was found in an eshop game. Normally, these ROMs will include the creator's logo or signature during startup alongside the official ones, but some less ethical ROM makers will take someone else's work, remove their logo and replace it with their own to take credit. To counter this, some of the faster creators might edit minor details later in the game to prove that they were the original creator. Something like changing a minor NPC's dialog or similar. Turns out one of the "official" Virtual Console games on the eshop contained one of those signatures buried late in the game. Nintendo, in all their infinite wisdom, had stolen a pirated ROM, ripped the logo out, and uploaded it to their shop without credit and charged for it. Obviously, there couldn't be a lawsuit over it because the work was "stolen" in the first place, but that was a few months before all the online stuff for wii and ds went offline, so there was probably more.
@@PavltheRobot Reality is often disappointing
@@cleverman383 Not as disappointing as Nintendo is
What game was it?
It always hurts how accurate this video is.
Yeah
With each passing day too!
Let’s just hope I can get something good before the 29th.
@Kurtis cringe
Ikr
literally the only way to enjoy majority of Nintendo games is just to pirate them
“Excuse me sir, I would like to purchase one Mother 3 game”
“It’s not possible because the game isn’t available in the west”
“What? But im willing you pay you! Here”
“Nope no purchases allowed”
“I’m trying to be a good paying customer, why not localize the game?”
“The game isn’t localized”
*slap*
“Don’t you have a fan translation?”
“Yep”
“So you can use that fan translation to make the game in English”
“Yep”
“I’d like to get the English version of the game, with my money! Without resorting to piracy which you so thoroughly despise, so you should make the game available in English”
“That makes sense to me”
“Then do it”
“How about this instead”
*proceeds to light man ray on fire*
Nintendo literally had no good excuse for not translating Mother 3
Not dealing with bullshit localizers is good enough.@@huskydylan6178
Me, a zelda guy, wanting to have Twilight Princess HD and Windwaker HD on switch...
No, what we need is the Zelda 3D All-Stars Collection.
Including those two games.
Its ironic how Nintendo hates piracy but they give you all the reasons in the world to do it
only thing that makes it illegal for old games is because of Disney wanting to extend copyright laws so much that they will never expire during your life time.
@@cosmicsvids I mean it's already at 75 years so even the first video games are still a few decades away from not being copy righted.
In the US the justice system basically relies on "case law"
Not specifically laws that are passed, but how they've been interpreted by the public and courts.
Basically you could risk it and fight the lawsuit in court and argue it's been abandoned and should lose it's protection and be in the public domain.
If you win that makes it easier for the next suit to get the same results, etc. Until eventually abandoned software becomes public domain as soon as it's abandoned.
Yeah online should be free on a Nintendo console but Nintendo are just following Playstation and Xbox
yeah it really should considering the quality of the online is still the same as the wii u and 3ds days. Still a bunch of random disconnects in games and i never have any of these issues in my xbox games. Thought it was because of my crappy internet at the time but i still had issues when i got faster internet.
“But I’m willing to pay you!”
The fact that this doesn’t even matter to them is beyond frustrating. You would think they would want our money more than anything and yet they pull shit like this.
It's because companies no longer want you to be able to own anything. They would rather you pay a subscription fee for the rest of your life.
Plz, we only want money for a limited time for mario 3d all stars
It's because it's so little money compared to new consoles. They shut them down because the back end code isn't the same so they save money by not maintaining it.
@@deoxal7947 Yes. Nintendo's decision making is 100% money driven it seems with basically no regard for customer satisfaction or PR. But if people got together and told Nintendo they'd boycott Switch games and the next console unless they bring those games back, then ACTUALLY DID IT, it could make a difference.
@@ourphilosophyis9119 Emulation it is then.
Nintendo just sued Yuzu out of existence, too.
But two more will grow in its place. Each one bigger and better than the one before it.
@@EdmacZ Yep. They're called Nuzu and Suyu.
And now Wii U and 3DS are gone. No skin off my nose since I never played those, but for those fans it must suck.
@@MacUser2-il2cx Cemu is still available, but Citra is gone.
I find it a laughable embarrassment People are defending an emulator that was monetized while it had patches behind a paywall on patreon While the switch is still being sold to the public
Nintendo doesn't understand that nostalgia is where there money comes in
Gabe Newell is the only big shot at any game company that's ever understood:
"One thing that we have learned is that piracy is not a pricing issue. It's a service issue"
Father Gabe
Valve in general understands consumers more than any other game corporation (for the most part)
Praise be Lord GabeN.
In Gaben we trust
Praise Gaben
id just like to take a second to compliment how good the voice acting is in this
I feel like nobody is mentioning this! ^^ I thought Patrick’s voice at the start was one of the best AI voice things I’ve ever heard but turns out it’s an impression! It’s so good!!
It’s prolly done with an ai voice synthesizer. Those are getting pretty advanced. Or I’m just a big dummy. Who knows.
It's one of those deep fake voice things where you type the speech and it sounds like the character you set it to.
@@BLOODY__FATALITY The creator says in the description they did both voices.
@@Ashestoashesjc thanks for this lol all the ai comments made me think i was misremembering haha!
Nintendo being anti-consumer company for the 10×e^39th time
“You can’t play our old games”
“Ok so I’ll just pirate them”
“No you can’t do that”
🤦♂️
I remember seeing this on Twitter. Still hilarious to me!
The current state of Nintendo is perfectly described in this video.
Just wait till he gets to that stupid free update system that Nintendo likes to use
@our hero for someone named “our hero”, u sure aren’t a hero
Tbh, now that Smash and Animal Crossing are pretty much done with content, I think we can finally focus on criticizing Nintendo with their lack of both communication and legacy content. Emplemon's video on the whole ordeal summarizes it completely. Once we find a way to rally against their business decisions, all they have to do is shake some shinny keys in our faces and then we forget those decisions ever even happened in the first place, but fortunately for us, Nintendo is running out of excuses to make. I wouldn't be surprised if they found a way around it though. At the very least I'm happy that they aren't going in the next-gen route and making every new game they make 70$, still should be at least 40$or 50$ though, especially with the remakes and remasters.
saw it on reddit.
Imagine if emulators like Dolphin or DeSmuMe didn’t exist.
Ok but can we just talk about how amazing the voice acting as Patrick and Man Ray is?
I'm glad someone was thinking the same thing
I was astonished tbh
i’m pretty sure it’s probably ai but don’t quote me because i’m not very smart
@@MilesRogers-ug6te Uncle Al is a voice actor!
Yes. Its so good 😂
Sega does what Nintendont
What!?! I missed out on buying gens 5-7. Biggest blunder in my book.
As someone who's been into Nintendo for years, this news hurts my soul and I'm cursing Nintendo for that decision. They could make serious bank on putting old games in the Switch eShop but nope,they shot themselves in the foot and made piracy morally correct.
Again.
ikr
Time to sail the seven seas
@our hero Those are some yummy french fries
You should quit your job
It's just like with Nintendo and their music: They don't want us to share nintendo music online but they also don't give us an official way to listen to it
Exactly. If they just released more of their OSTs on CD, they would sell really well and people wouldn’t need to resort to unofficial sources. There’s just no reason not to.
@@pearspeedruns They do give you ost cds. They're just 100s of dollars lmfao
@@debeb5148 I’m still waiting on a Rescue Team DX CD 🥲
Nintendo's classic NOST4U
They're trolls.
Greedy, lazy trolls.
this aged like fine wine
I could say a lot about how Nintendo is essentially telling people to commit piracy, but at this point, everyone has already said what needs to be said.
“what? You wanna PLAY our old games?”
“Yes.”
“We will not offer legacy content on our newer consoles.”
“…”
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing.*
This sounded so real. Could have been the original voice actors for all I know.
Ikr? Dude has done a perfect job with the voices.
indeed, do you think it is an AI generated voice, or he is just that good
I mean it, like I have no idea,
They aren't that good lol
@@beyond_5dtemp Yes they were
@@beyond_5dtemp stop hating lmao
I love how any time nintendo makes a shitty decision, this video always seems to get recommended to me immediately
One of the only things becides other stuff that keeps old Nintendo games alive is emulators
@user-MadaraUchiha They just refuse to acknowledge them even if its one of the things keeping them alive. Piracy feels litterally okay to do because of them and they damn well know it
@@neil9431 is ok to do it with games that are not on sale
@@neil9431 Nintendo has gotten into a really bad habit of saying "fuck the old fans" over the years and only caring about new fans. It's part of why in addition to piracy, (because let's face it most of the people going out of their way to play older games are those with nostalgia for them), romhacks and fan games of Nintendo properties are constantly on the rise, since most modern games from them lack the polish or feel of the older ones.
Take a look at pokemon for example, where there's a ton of great fangames based around older styles that recieve a ton of love from the community, yet Nintendo constantly tries to nuke most of them while simultaneously churning out lazy broken messes with horrible balancing issues and lacking basic features.
Nintendo is actively creating fans who want better from them, or want classic games and experiences, while punishing those fans for seeking it out or making it themselves.
EDIT: Honestly a great solution that Nintendo would never even remotely entertain, is offering to pay the makers of popular fan games to make it an official release with a bit more polish, rather than threatening to sue them for their hard work.
I imagine it gets recommended quite often, then.
It's like they want us too.
This aged like fine wine (post yuzu purge...)
I am thankful for emulators. I got to play so many classic games I never got to experience as a kid thanks to them.
I get to play nes ninja gaiden eventhough its difficult
Don't say that too loud or you-know-who will hear about it.
If it wasn't for emulators, i would never experience such master piece of games like Banjo Kazooie or Kirby 64. Funny to think that those games and many more could have been lost in time if it wasn't for pirates
Or the best version of Resident Evil 2, which is that one for NGC. Like now no way in hell would I even get a working copy of that game, not to mention a working Gamecube, without selling one of my kidneys.
That is why I love PC as gaming platform, becouse no matter how old is a game and how new is my RIG, I can still play old ass games. And if I cant there are entire legions of autistic weirdos in the internet that will make it work.
Playing breath of the wild on my steam deck and using a HD cable converter to play it on my tv
I love how some companies are like “you shouldn’t pirate our content” and then are like “oh by the way this game (or show, etc) unavailable to play (or watch, etc)” either you make it available or people are going to pirate, you can’t have it both ways
Just, why?
And you know why this is even more annoying? One of their obscure games that nobody bother to play or translate becomes famous through piracy and modding and THAT'S WHEN THEY RELEASED IT LEGALLY like bruh you could it have done long time ago
@@willypro4949 And it would have always been as successful, and you don't have to worry about ripping off a pirated version of your own content!
@@willypro4949 To be fair, "better late than never" probably applies. They could have done it a long time ago, but until time travel is invented they can't go back and do that.
Also it lets people who played the pirated version vote with their dollar even if they're not interested in giving the game another play
That happens so often, yet it always makes me laugh.
This video gets more relevant every year
Valve looking down from their gold encrusted throne:
Pretty ironic that Gabe said to give a better service when the guy refuses to make the one game everyone wants from him.
I will say it again: If Nintendo didnt have those iconic nostalgic brands like Mario, Zelda, Pokemon etc., they would have stopped being one of the gaming market leaders a long time ago
What... is nintendo? I've been on PC for decades now, I wasn't aware they even existed still. If we want to play an old game.... we do. There are a million ways to get it, most of them perfectly legal.
@@thisisaname5589 The number of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s that dont work natively on Windows 11 is astonishing.
@@Foetoid2k6 Why would you use Windows 11? I'm still on Windows 7, works great. That's the beautiful thing about PC. If it doesn't work, you can fix it. Yourself. Legally. It isn't even hard.
@TurboGamer You underestimate how absolutely mindless people are. Question for you: will you ever buy a Bethesda game again? If yes, you're just as bad.
@TurboGamer Not really an accusation, just an assertion. If you don't buy their games, good. Well done. You've got to admit, though, that the average gamer is far too selfish and foolish to actually do anything about companies like Bethesda.
Classic Nintendo. Great games, horrible business practices.
and still the same terrible online you have to pay now. yeah i don’t think i’ll get another console. i love my pc tower now.
@@VixxterityVT thanks to the Steam Deck PC can also be payed on the go, it has the advantages of regular PCs such as free online play and the best backwards compatibility in the industry
And with those horrible business practices comes horrible games at high quality prices. 🤦🏻♂️
@@danielvakser9993 Huh? Nintendo’s first party library is solid, Pokémon Sword and Shield notwithstanding. You pay a premium for Switch exclusives because the big N is greedy and takes their sweet time to lower prices. Unless you love Nintendo’s properties or you must have the games that don’t have a third party equivalent like Luigi’s Mansion don’t go with a Switch, the parent company can be scummy and the games aren’t revolutionary anymore.
And the same fucking sports games
This is why we shit on Nintendo, WONDER WHY PEOPLE HAVE MODDED DEVICES NINTENDO.
BEcaiuse they're entitled children that can't stand when someone says they can't have something they want. Socialists man, Socialists.
This is now more relevant than ever with the news about a huge chunk of roms being DMCA’d and pulled from Vimm’s Lair today.
I can’t express how much I love this. From the out of this world voice acting to the very real struggle of what it’s currently like to be a Nintendo fan.
Or any woke gamer for the past 15 years
@@archon378 woke is cancer
@@Doc-Holliday1851 maybe but if that's your focus on this conversation maybe your "Struggle being a Nintendo fan" is way more privileged than you think.
@@archon378 this conversation wasn’t about wokeness until you made it about wokeness. Wokeness is your focus.
@@Doc-Holliday1851 just pirate it dammit, if company don't care about consumer, why must consumer give a fuck about company
Nintendo is like a dragon: they're sitting on a hoard of classic games but refuse to let us access any of them
And that’s why we slay them to pieces!
As a Monster Hunter fan, I see dragons as walking materials to make a cool gunlance out of
@@SunbrokenHunter if you slay the dragon, you get to BE the dragon... or wear armor of the dragon you slayed
@@SunbrokenHunter fellow Hunter I see, what weapon you use? I use the HH, GL, and SA
@@epicmario98 Gunlance main all the way, bro
And this is why piracy is not wrong 🏝️🏴☠️
Those old farts at Nintendo never learn
I swear, nintendo nowadays makes decisions based on spite and nothing else.
And without listening to their fans or some of thier employees who must have better ideas.
@@vincentfichtler7758 They still listen to their fans and I wrote them a letter as proof that they still do
So we must too
When Iwata died, the company's creativity and soul died as well
@@M64bros that's good to hear. Have they given the fans any official reason why they aren't offering older games?
Those voices and the script are beautiful.
Ikr
True, those are really good impressions.
@@Wiki1184 I'm pretty sure they are made with an AI designed to replicate voices. If I remember right you can take certain characters and get them to say pretty much anything. This one is pretty impressive.
@GarrettAh, I didn't realize that. That would seem to prove my point.
@@Cerebrum123
Didn’t realize it was AI, this is insanely good compared to other AI generated voices I’ve heard.
This is one of the best memes ever made
Nintendo: We currently have no plans to offer classic content in other ways and also no pirated games.
*GETS CLAPPED*
“I like your content and want to buy it without resorting to piracy!”
“Fuck you paying customer, the E-Shop doesn’t support legacy content, don’t pirate our games either”
Now I see why piracy is used more often with Nintendo games
"Well double fuck you Nintendo I'll just go spend my money elsewhere AND pirate your games. Cya!"
*"WHY YOU LITTLE"* *pulls out shotgun* *bad ending theme plays*
Fire ye cannons! ATTACK!
@@ashuraomega7113 pirate pulls out bigger shot gun, Nintendo pulls out a bigger one, theis continues until the heat death of the universe when the pirate pulls out a sawed off who's barrels are the size of 7 red giants
As a child I adored Nintendo, and I still love their games to this day. Growing up, however, I've learned that they really, really suck at running a company.
Same here. Adore the games. Games like Splatoon 3 and BoTW 2 look to have lots of passion and heart behind them unlike the COD and Fifa games of the world. But their business? Damn.
They are really really good at making money. They do shit like this, knowing that people will start craving the classic content. Because of this, people will buy remasters and remakes for full price.
Indeed. At this point, I hate giving them money and would rather pirate games out of literal spite
That's what happens when you let Bowser run the company
@@JamesTDG Yeah, I feel you. I've been doing that for years.
I buy games on Steam and pirate the Switch version. If there's not a Steam (or other PC seller) version, that's not my problem. Both Steam and the Nintendo eShop take 30% cuts of all games they sell, but at least Steam gives me in-game online features, chat, a good UI, and decent ways to organize my library.
Really, I _want_ to support game developers! But I won't give 30% of my purchases to a company that won't sell their own games to people that want them, and that DMCAs the entirety of soundtracks for games that _they have never published a soundtrack for._
Seriously - any time an uploader of the song from their games gets too big, they destroy the whole channel. Happened to GiIvaSunner and Brawl BRSTM3x. But (as an example) they have never published a full soundtrack to any of their Paper Mario games (except 64). I guess they want me to carry a Wii and TV around if I want to listen to a song from Super Paper Mario.
Nintendo often makes great games, but they seem to think that their fans will put up with all their BS, and I'm not participating in that.
Nintendo: 1 step forward, 100 steps back 💀
" Pirates life "
- Jack Sparrow
This voice acting is BEYOND immaculate, I can actually imagine this happening on an episode
You should hear his Patrick quoting JoJo.
For all the grousing and whining Nintendo does about Piracy, it seems they'll never heed Valve's philosophy on it: "If you want to stop piracy, create better service for customers than what they might get from pirates."
And yet people still pirate games that are available on steam/valve. You thieves always try to use that quote but it doesn't actually hold any water
Honestly, that's a pretty good way to summarize valve. Also a good demonstration of how Nintendo is pretty much as opposite as you can get to valve
Valve makes an effort to create a bad experience for paying customers by requiring an internet connection a lot of the time, though. They're not perfect.
@@OLBastholm what? Valve isn't perfect I know, but you can literally still play games through steam without an internet connection. You only need an internet connection if you want to browse games on the store, download games etc.
Granted there are instances where single player games require internet connections for no reason, but that's the fault of the developers/company that made the game. I don't think any Valve games require an internet connection, except multiplayer ones ofc.
@@Tornado760 I prefer to always keep Steam in offline mode and about 20-30% of the time, I have to put it in online mode to open a game, because it needs to authenticate something. That, of course, happens mostly at very unfortunate times, but it shouldn't happen at all, when I've bought the game and activated it on Steam as I'm supposed to.
This is not just some games with especially heavy DRM (and I don't play games with any anti-cheat measures), but all games and it happens with the same games regularly.
It's like finding something that isn't produced anymore in a junk yard. And still geting sued by the company that used to make it because you took it home with you😂
This is why I modded my 3ds
Nintendo out here really being the epitome of "We hate making money but give us money."
This video... such a classic. I also bet it'll be accurate even 3 years from now too.
Tragic.
We all look forward to the day where this isn't accurate, but this video will probably be old enough to retire before Nintendo even begins to consider doing such a thing.
How is it tragic?
@@radaf4429 that Nintendo stoops this low, yet they used to be a reputable company.
@@-Triple- How exactly is this "stooping low?" They're discontinuing a service for a discontinued product.
It'll be accurate till Nintendo crashes and burns
as Gabe Newell said: “One thing that we have learned is that piracy is not a pricing issue. It's a service issue" Nintendo ain't listening tho.
And yet people still pirate games that are on steam/valve and other platforms
@@toshiro-kano yes, there's plenty of games on steam released by shitty developers, with dogshit DRM's and singleplayer games that require always-online. Those games get pirated plenty, rightfully so.
Your point being? Gabe's still right. Steam's a marketplace, they don't dev all the games on there. A lot of the shitty service comes from the devs or publishers that put their shit on Steam.
@@Pandamaxx But you're saying it's not the game or the company that makes the game it's the platform that's providing the games. Regardless just because you don't like a game or it's devs or w/e doesn't give you the right to be a thief 🤷
@@toshiro-kano excuse me, where did I say that? Maybe read again, because it seems you can't read well. I stated it's on dev/publisher end more often. A "Service issue" can be anywhere from the devs to the front-end of a store. In many cases however, the service issue lies within the devs making poor decisions that directly antagonize the players.
It's the morally right thing to do to pirate a game if the devs/publishers(like Nintendo for example) completely refuse to retail the product at all. or for example, if a dev releases their game with a DRM like Denuvo that has provably caused performance and stability issues in games, causing pirated games to run BETTER than whatever game you bought for 60 bucks.
Why is it morally correct? Because you need not respect those that disrespected you to begin with.
@@Pandamaxx yeah so you're saying that if you don't like something about a game, that gives you the right to say "I'm not paying for this" which is true but are you then saying "therefore I now have the right to steal it"?
Just because you are not satisfied with a product doesn't mean you can then steal a product.
"Need not respect those that disrespected you"
So because they made a game you don't like or aren't offering a game that you think they should that's disrespect in your eyes? 🤣
Thieves will always find a way to try and justify their thievery I guess 🤷
Companies who want to make money: Have old games
Customers: We want to buy these old games
The same companies: No sorry.
Patrick running Nintendo these days makes too much sense. Can't hold this against Manray.
Patrick Star being the head of Nintendo is my new Headcanon
Ever since iwata died its all gone to shit
Everyone's talking about how accurate this is. I'm amazed by the voice acting all done by the same person
It's probably super easy, barely an inconvenience!
It’s the same guy????
@@yvan2563 THE WINNER approves 👍
@@yvan2563 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just two characters
Me when I found out there is no return
policy of any kind for eShop Purchases!
This should be immortalized for all eternity
Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to emulate Nintendo games
EMULATION IS ILLEGAL
@@jaxsterminator8634 ok? 😂 I've been pirating movies, songs, games and shows since I was in 7th grade (11 years now) admitted it plenty of times, still here. Only illegal if you get caught
@@jaxsterminator8634 not if you own the original game in physical form
Edit: I've since learned this is a lie. You have to dump the games yourself in order to be legal
@@jaxsterminator8634 it isn’t lol
@@doge7831 IT IS
Its amazing how backwards Nintendo's logic is. They don't want us to pirate their games but yet give us no other options to play them. We either pirate them, spend an insane amount of money to buy a second hand version, or not play them at all.
Like, If I want to play Pokemon SoulSilver, I need to spend over £100 to buy it. No way I'm doing that!
IF THERE WAS ANY HAND VERSION...
Not to mention none of that money you'd spend is going to Nintendo. So either way they get nothing whether you play the cartridge or the ROM
That's still kinda cheap, someone saw Pokemon White 2 for $500.
Crazy thing is is that people will tell you that buying second hand is better cause you’re at least buying it, even though that money doesn’t go to the company, I’d rather grab a rom then pay some dude 200$ for a game because at that point I’m the one being robbed
And the thing is, they don't even profit in any way when you buy 2nd hand.
It's not just a foolish choice for them, it's straight up FINANCIALLY DISADVANTAGEOUS.
I love the "andalsodontpirateourgames" at the end 😂
I would love to be able to buy Gameboy games on Android and play them on my phone.
I would rebuy games I currently own if I could have the convenience of having them on my phone. Nintendo is just throwing away money.
Nintendo does everything right to encourage piracy. They did this to themselves.
True
No
@@jaxsterminator8634 YRS
@@dwvlogs3127 Nope
@@dwvlogs3127 Just ignore him, I've seen this troll before and he's also an SML fan as well
Nintendo really be the Olympic gold medalist for not listening to fans in every category.
at least their games don't suck
@Kyonari Eh, some are bad. Even then making a fun game is the bare minimum
the only bad ones are the Pokemon games@@KATtube03
@@Kyonarinah, valve does
Could you elaborate@@Irarelyanimate.
This is still relevant considering they still haven't ported the fucking pokemon games.
🎶"Heave! Ho! Haul together. Hoist the colours high!"🎶
Remember kids:
If an older game from a company is sought
But nowhere legally, is it to be bought
Then a morally righteous quest it be
To get back on the boat, and sail the 7 seas
Underrated comment
I wish I could subscribe to a comment
Preach, lol.
@@realPurpleOrb You can't subscribe to a comment, but you can to the person who made it.
This truly is a Master Oogway moment.
As people always say, it's morally correct to pirate Nintendo games.
No
@@jaxsterminator8634 yes they literally do everything in there power to encourage piracy then get pissed when you do it
@@jaxsterminator8634Nintendo hates piracy, yet they remove many classic games from being printed, making people resort to piracy
Nintendo got illegal profits from Yakuza being their first customers
My god this is top tier voice acting I can’t even
Nintendo: "Don't pirate our games"
Customers: "Then let us buy the games"
Nintendo: "No"
I think what broke me was the fact it was done in 100% the real voices and not some robo voice!! Nice job!!
They also made it so real that im almost convinced these are real lines
there are programs available now that can create a profile of a voice and use it as such. Likely not perfect, but something like this would work
He did really great with the impressions
Ikr it's crazy
I felt this way when EarthBound and EarthBound Beginnings were announced for the Nintendo Switch emulation apps but not Mother 3. It's like they're allergic to money! Seems to be the case with all the other titles placed in the app I barely hear people talking about.
I enjoyed the 3DS & Wii U era so much and deeply miss it. Eshop, free internet, great backwards compatibility, Streetpass, more Mii prominence, themes, I could reminisce all day.
When it comes to mother 3, Nintendo regards Itoi as the big daddy in charge of that. It's likely Itoi never approached Nintendo about Mother 3s localization, just because he had other stuff to do. Considering that the M3 fan translation has yet to be taken down, it's possible it carries an unspoken enforcement, as acknowledging it would probably force them to remove it from existence
@@denmark1226 Thanks for letting me know, that was highly informative!
@@mariahs6 no problem. As an additional fun fact, Mother 1 was originally going to be released in the west as Earthbound, with an English cartridge even being sent over, but since the SNES was soon to release, Nintendo decided not to release a big rpg for the previous console so the SNES hype would be preserved
@@denmark1226 Cool! :D
I’m going to miss a ton of the stuff that the 3ds has. I’ve been to buy a ton of the themes which makes me enjoy my console and have it be pretty unique as well. I’m planning to get some of the remaining games I wanted and get one more theme(potentially). For Christmas, I’m planning to get a homebrew launcher 3ds so I can preserve and enjoy these old games since Nintendo doesn’t want to lol.
Piracy is a protective method against Nintendo
Nintendo is basically the Disney of gaming
whoever did these voices did it perfectly
All me 👌 Thank you!
You did a pretty good job voicing the characters
@@UncleAlShowFor real?! That's so similar to the actual voices you did a Good job at it!
@@UncleAlShowUsing an AI, right?
@@DemoniteBLThat's just insulting 💀
There's too much emotion in these lines for it to possibly be AI
Nintendo could be huge competition for steam just with their own content. Why they don’t is beyond me. Maybe they just don’t like money
nintendo is run by old bureaucrats from japan . they cant even accept fair use in copyright law and run many things in old fashioned backwards ways. they think its correct to behave this way and do not understand modern culture at all
Just buy a steam deck. You can emulate both ds screens
Ha! Nintendo would never even come close to even slightly be competition to Valve and Steam especially after the Steam Deck! lmfao 😂
@@forsakensavior7316 I wouldn’t be so sure. Many people have an emotional connection to older Nintendo games. Not to mention that Nintendo has a reputation as a family friendly company and it appeals to older audiences more than most other game companies
@@evilemperorzurg9615 that still doesn’t make Nintendo any bit of a go to against PC/steam as a whole. Hell, they still barely give the console Gen comp
0:19
"Why not put the games on Switch?"
"They aren't available on Switch."
🤦🏻♂️😒
I laughed so hard at that part and at 0:52. 😂😂😂
*basically me with nintendo's bs rn* 0:52