Wii Safety- Taken too far!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 авг 2010
  • These photos are all from the Japanese Wii manual, but the comments I wrote are not. I don't speak Japanese so I made my own comments. I don't know why Nintendo would really think anyone is this dumb. Enjoy this really funny video by Coolcat2772. If you like what you see, please subscribe! When I get 50 subscribers, I will make a very cool video to all of you guys!
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Комментарии • 37 тыс.

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 4 года назад +5652

    “It’s not 16”
    *many years later*
    “There he goes, he’s grown so much”
    *wii drives away*

    • @delilahrose7005
      @delilahrose7005 4 года назад +57

      I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +20

      Wiiiiii

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +17

      @@delilahrose7005 14

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 4 года назад +6

      Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

    • @ManunKanava
      @ManunKanava 4 года назад +5

      18

  • @aidenlucas8226
    @aidenlucas8226 3 года назад +5315

    "Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon"
    Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

    • @fastaskirby2414
      @fastaskirby2414 3 года назад +103

      I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 года назад +89

      *Loads Missiles...*

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 года назад +62

      I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 года назад +11

      @ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 года назад +7

      @late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

  • @sirnotice
    @sirnotice 9 месяцев назад +79

    "Don't let your Wii console drive. (It's not 16)"
    YOU CAN NOW LET THE WII CONSOLE DRIVE (ITS 17)

  • @holden-i
    @holden-i 2 месяца назад +109

    “Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @solarz.z
    @solarz.z 3 года назад +2646

    "Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"
    *lowers sword*

    • @vanityLX
      @vanityLX 3 года назад +11

      you shouldnt hit it regardless

    • @jonathanmyatt9426
      @jonathanmyatt9426 3 года назад +38

      Aims rapier at Wii
      "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

    • @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356
      @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356 3 года назад +9

      **hyas in Linkenese**

    • @distractioncat7285
      @distractioncat7285 3 года назад +18

      yall over here with rapiers and swords
      *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
      some wii's are gonna die tonight

    • @lapizite7879
      @lapizite7879 3 года назад +10

      *laughs in caveman rock*

  • @gundhamtanaka8725
    @gundhamtanaka8725 3 года назад +2030

    "The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken."
    The KFConsole: Pathetic

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 года назад +104

      We Officially Have :
      - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch )
      - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 )
      - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X )
      - The OilFryer ( KFConsole )
      - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac )
      - The Oreo ( Ps4 )
      - The Box ( Gamecube )
      - The Joke ( Souljaboy )
      Edit : I Add More.

    • @jsmn_luv
      @jsmn_luv 3 года назад +20

      *G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

    • @marleybutbetter2214
      @marleybutbetter2214 3 года назад +7

      I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

    • @gundhamtanaka8725
      @gundhamtanaka8725 3 года назад +7

      @@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

    • @ellisthur1498
      @ellisthur1498 3 года назад +6

      I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

  • @samlambert8125
    @samlambert8125 11 месяцев назад +122

    i remember watching this video as a child and it still manages to make me laugh

  • @raclmao
    @raclmao 11 месяцев назад +21

    Instructions unclear, have been married to my Wii for 12 years

  • @ccaio5585
    @ccaio5585 4 года назад +1525

    Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console
    Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 4 года назад +12

      Ironic they marry waifus

    • @jonathanschaffer5758
      @jonathanschaffer5758 4 года назад +8

      that's not how you're supposed to play the game.

    • @jaykilkenny4409
      @jaykilkenny4409 4 года назад +4

      If you do that
      Mario is a gonna do something very illegal

    • @staypuff6494
      @staypuff6494 4 года назад +4

      There was a guy in japan that married a DSi

  • @hampton-roads-bus-guy
    @hampton-roads-bus-guy 4 года назад +2753

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

  • @ChristofApolinario
    @ChristofApolinario 9 месяцев назад +218

    These are the actual warnings:
    0:09 Do not swallow
    0:18 Make sure you are in an open space
    0:28 Do not break the Wii console
    0:37 Never put the Wii console to very hot or cold temperatures
    0:46 Do not carry the Wii console outside your house
    0:55 [idk what is this]
    1:05 Do not use the Wii console for some dating
    1:15 Do not step the Wii remote or the Nunchuck
    1:25 Do not pour liquids onto the Wii console
    1:33 Do not insert the Game Disc upside down
    1:43 Do not leave the Wii in the garbage [idk]
    1:53 [is that dust¿]
    2:04 Do not break the game disc
    2:13 [idk what is this]
    2:23 Do not block the ventilation or poke inside the Wii
    2:35 [lmao wtf]
    2:44 Not recommended to use both controllers like that
    2:52 Do not store the Wii diagonally
    3:00 [idk what is this]
    3:11 [wtf]
    3:22 Do not put a blanket to the console (it doesn't have any space for ventilation)
    3:32 [wtf]
    3:42 The Wii console is not a Toaster [buy another roaster instead]
    3:52 Do not let your children swallow small things (like the hot tie used to knot long wires)
    I know it's a joke, but I want to emphasize it a little bit more.

    • @Hozedron
      @Hozedron 9 месяцев назад +39

      I thing that at 0:55 it says if you have one of those heart machines that help with pumping blood at a steady pace don't have the Wii remote strapped to your hand or you'll die of a heart attack

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 8 месяцев назад +39

      0:09 is bullshit, if someone's able to swallow an entire Wii I'm sure as hell not gonna stop them.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 8 месяцев назад +33

      2:35 Obviously states you shouldn't feed your Wii after midnight.

    • @Freedomcustom
      @Freedomcustom 8 месяцев назад +34

      1:43 refers to japans trash sorting system, the Wii is neither burnable nor a standard trash item and therefore needs to be processed correctly
      1:53 Do not leave or use the Wii in areas with smoke
      2:13 Do not use the remote and nunchuk as defensive weapon
      2:35 Do not leave food or drink around the Wii
      3:00 (refers to the packaging the Wii comes in) Just ur standard keep bags out of reach from children warning
      3:11 Do not drop from a great height
      3:32 Most likely another 'Console is not a weapon' warning

    • @ProtoV33MK1
      @ProtoV33MK1 7 месяцев назад +14

      Pacemaker warning, wireless devices can interfere with (usually disable) pacemakers, so it's just warning you to check with your doctor about that. @@Hozedron

  • @TheBurntGasoline32
    @TheBurntGasoline32 Год назад +33

    What I think certain things mean
    0:40 - The snowman is just a mascot for the cold, so in short, don't let it get cold as when frost in it thawed, it would break the software.
    0:57 - I think it means 'be careful if you have a heart condition'.
    1:15 - Don't step on any wires as you may break something.
    1:34 - Don't put your finger in the hole of the disc, you may get your finger injured.
    2:25 - Don't put stuff inside of the Wii unless it is a wire, a USB, or a SD card.
    2:44 - For health and safety reasons, do not put the wire around your neck as it may cause damage.
    2:53 - If the Wii falls over, it might break.
    3:22 - If you put a blanket over the Wii, it might overheat.
    3:43 - Only put in discs.

    • @NeverEndingFire13
      @NeverEndingFire13 5 месяцев назад +11

      0:57 could also mean that the wii remote could interfere with devices related to heart diseases if it gets too close

  • @bliuser4720
    @bliuser4720 4 года назад +4778

    This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 4 года назад +182

      Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад +47

      Then I’ll drink the Wii

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 4 года назад +9

      Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

    • @terimur7510
      @terimur7510 4 года назад +4

      @@namelazz1999 LMAOO

    • @waiv8166
      @waiv8166 4 года назад +2

      Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

  • @bananadashgd
    @bananadashgd 4 года назад +1762

    “The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.”
    But how am I gonna feed my family now?

    • @ElTiquillo
      @ElTiquillo 4 года назад +54

      Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

    • @bananadashgd
      @bananadashgd 4 года назад +6

      ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

    • @pikaaxyt
      @pikaaxyt 4 года назад +11

      If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

    • @d1amondsquare019
      @d1amondsquare019 4 года назад +2

      better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

    • @kenopsiadraws
      @kenopsiadraws 4 года назад +1

      with the WII!

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 5 месяцев назад +34

    “Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.”
    “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.”
    “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?”
    “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.”
    The writing team:

  • @octoboi4019
    @octoboi4019 5 месяцев назад +26

    The Wii can drive now!
    I'm also sad now :(

  • @stredst3594
    @stredst3594 4 года назад +15964

    "Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you"
    Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks*
    bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

    • @dylpickle6123
      @dylpickle6123 4 года назад +286

      I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 года назад +101

      Leave the group chat

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 4 года назад +244

      This one’s for you guys 😎👉
      *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 года назад +185

      @syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

    • @simonereis7799
      @simonereis7799 4 года назад +33

      Actually it's Vietnam.

  • @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617
    @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617 3 года назад +3245

    The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 года назад +43

      Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"*
      _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 3 года назад +21

      When you eat the Wii and try to date it

    • @DrBlueHigh
      @DrBlueHigh 3 года назад +5

      *The robotic child does not taste good*
      *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

    • @xxlileri_
      @xxlileri_ 3 года назад

      but it is tho-

    • @jesschio9350
      @jesschio9350 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @Thelift2013
    @Thelift2013 4 месяца назад +20

    2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

  • @SilvyPeach
    @SilvyPeach 11 дней назад +3

    This further proves why I love the sense of humor in Japan; especially Nintendo's! 😂I love your English translation, by the way. I actually thought Nintendo wrote it for a few moments there because they really match the photos. As previously noted, I am a fan of Nintendo's written comedy within games in general, so this gets an A+ from me on being accurate to their style. I'm gonna look for this manual on eBay, who's going to race me for it? 🏁
    Shoutout to my brother who sent me this video and made my day. Still hits hard 13 years later. Haha! I grew up with the Wii, and I'm sure most people here did, too.

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 4 года назад +2606

    “Do not cook chicken in your wii”
    *shows picture of goblin wii*

    • @bonesjones293
      @bonesjones293 4 года назад +95

      RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 года назад +18

      I know right! Thats funny! 😂

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 года назад +9

      @@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

    • @soda35160
      @soda35160 4 года назад +7

      It’s kinda always after midnight

    • @VictorCN
      @VictorCN 4 года назад +3

      @@soda35160 Gumball reference?

  • @NoNo-mk7ui
    @NoNo-mk7ui 4 года назад +4555

    “Don’t parachute with your wii”
    So that explains why it’s not worki-

  • @Cargoesbeepbeep
    @Cargoesbeepbeep 11 месяцев назад +145

    Well when the Wii turns 21 in the year 2027, it can do many things:
    1. Legally Drink
    2. Gamble/go to a Casino
    3. Obtain a handgun (Oh god!)
    4. Obtain a pilot's license
    5. Become a Driving Instructor
    6. Rent a car
    7. Adopt a child
    8. And go to night clubs and dance on dat pole (lol could u imagine?)

    • @AidanGamesYT
      @AidanGamesYT 3 месяца назад +4

      for now it can drive

    • @VistaIroha6000
      @VistaIroha6000 2 месяца назад

      They are gonna sexualize the Wii. They are gonna have gay sex with Wii. What gender and sexuality is the Wii anyways? I wanna know.

    • @Leyo1
      @Leyo1 2 месяца назад +3

      That's only in america

  • @Cargoesbeepbeep
    @Cargoesbeepbeep 11 месяцев назад +15

    Nice! thanks for the helpful safety advice, I'll be more careful and make sure that I can avoid those things the next time I play on my Nintendo Wii!

  • @talonzilla1322
    @talonzilla1322 3 года назад +1994

    There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

    • @imacan9191
      @imacan9191 3 года назад +128

      Gettin' high with my wii
      *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 3 года назад +53

      that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

    • @calebreardon8707
      @calebreardon8707 3 года назад +57

      Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 3 года назад +28

      @@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

    • @101jir
      @101jir 3 года назад +36

      "Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii
      "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii
      "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke
      Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

  • @fox-a-bellaj47
    @fox-a-bellaj47 4 года назад +1735

    "The Wii is not a funny hat"
    Reality can be whatever I want

    • @deez5595
      @deez5595 4 года назад +1

      Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 года назад +1

      He said with a funny hat

    • @midspooky
      @midspooky 4 года назад +6

      its not a funny hat
      its a cool hat

    • @DrLiam-fg6wd
      @DrLiam-fg6wd 2 года назад +3

      *sad TF2 noises*

    • @katiaferreira1573
      @katiaferreira1573 2 года назад +1

      ...

  • @Banan_group-leader
    @Banan_group-leader 4 месяца назад +11

    Questions I have for some of them
    1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT
    3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON
    5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR
    7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

    • @yamahadx7synthesiser
      @yamahadx7synthesiser 4 месяца назад

      for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram

    • @VistaIroha6000
      @VistaIroha6000 2 месяца назад +1

      (satire)
      1: I ate a Windows 7 CD
      3: from the muesum
      5: Yes they are if personified into a human
      7: I wanna marry my Windows 10

    • @axcieom
      @axcieom Месяц назад +1

      Ah yes, Wiiromantic.

  • @thatsewerrat2334
    @thatsewerrat2334 9 месяцев назад +5

    0:43
    "Don't let you Wii console drive. (it's not 16)"
    me realising that it's been 16 years since it released... 💀

  • @yeetyboigottem
    @yeetyboigottem 4 года назад +19075

    Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

  • @mojoo215
    @mojoo215 4 года назад +3338

    911: What's your emergency?
    Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

    • @styxscrumbs6198
      @styxscrumbs6198 4 года назад +115

      Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

    • @typhoontm5444
      @typhoontm5444 4 года назад +28

      Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

    • @FBIAgent-bp8pd
      @FBIAgent-bp8pd 4 года назад +16

      Hi there agent its agent 2703

    • @ItzSonic69
      @ItzSonic69 4 года назад +7

      @MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

    • @Mytorturedsenses
      @Mytorturedsenses 4 года назад +12

      I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

  • @CoolCatDill
    @CoolCatDill 12 дней назад +4

    The Wii is now old enough to drive.

  • @TranslationHell
    @TranslationHell 11 месяцев назад +4

    there’s a funny contrast between the ones that make you go “haha i get it. good one Jake Cat” and “what the fuck could the original context for this possibly be”

  • @pure.4ddiction
    @pure.4ddiction 3 года назад +4023

    " Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else"
    *suicide rates drop to 0%*

  • @mangoinnmclovin
    @mangoinnmclovin 3 года назад +2621

    Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

    • @DigitalTVJuegos
      @DigitalTVJuegos 3 года назад +9

      Luisito comunista :v

    • @_Amadeus
      @_Amadeus 3 года назад +82

      Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 3 года назад +8

      Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

    • @domix537
      @domix537 3 года назад +3

      jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

    • @datstrat
      @datstrat 3 года назад +5

      I think ikea did it first

  • @TheSportsLoverr
    @TheSportsLoverr 2 месяца назад +4

    When you realize the wii turning 18 in November

  • @HexTheCommenter
    @HexTheCommenter Месяц назад +3

    my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

  • @LoganStudiosART
    @LoganStudiosART 3 года назад +8370

    “Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
    Wii in 2022: *Show time*
    Edit: Show time

    • @opfer1555
      @opfer1555 3 года назад +148

      this better be a joke

    • @thebangats1190
      @thebangats1190 3 года назад +20

      Stolen

    • @LoganStudiosART
      @LoganStudiosART 3 года назад +113

      @@thebangats1190 what?

    • @ggram4343
      @ggram4343 3 года назад +14

      Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)

    • @LoganStudiosART
      @LoganStudiosART 3 года назад +77

      @@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it

  • @nouveaubleu
    @nouveaubleu 4 года назад +784

    "please, don't fall in love with your wii"
    oh, was i not supposed to-?

  • @user-ei5bh6qc4h
    @user-ei5bh6qc4h Месяц назад +2

    13 years still an og. thanks.

  • @Cartoon_Concepts1
    @Cartoon_Concepts1 Год назад +3

    Some make sense and some are actually downright stupid and ridiculous

  • @aureliadoesstuff3438
    @aureliadoesstuff3438 5 лет назад +805

    **Sees the marry Wii rule**
    Um.
    Hey,Honey? We need a divorce...

  • @Snyarhedir
    @Snyarhedir 6 месяцев назад +4

    "The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such."
    Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"

  • @someduck-lb2ol
    @someduck-lb2ol 5 месяцев назад +1

    This helped a lot thanks I couldn’t find anything else that could help me use my WII

  • @Skellium
    @Skellium 4 года назад +636

    “Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

    • @toastytheepic7753
      @toastytheepic7753 4 года назад +5

      Ok

    • @DawsonsMemes
      @DawsonsMemes 3 года назад +6

      It was in a bad war
      The console wars
      Many wiis died
      But they won at the end

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 3 года назад +1

      Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

  • @jacksonmko
    @jacksonmko 3 года назад +2512

    “Humans are the most intelligent species on earth!”
    Humans:

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 года назад +51

      This is exactly why I think Owls should be named the most intelligent species. They'd never do something as stupid as inventing deep fried butter or the Wii U. And plus, they have those adorable eyes

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 года назад +26

      @@Baset_ yeah but owl can't throw rock far

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 года назад +4

      ​@@Pineapple-hx9ty they could drop it from real high maybe

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 года назад +11

      pls don't ruin this i've already gone and gotten the surgery to turn myself into an owl

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 года назад

      @@Baset_ they can't yeet a ball half a kilometer away from themselves

  • @RTZ205
    @RTZ205 6 месяцев назад +2

    my sisters and I both LOVE this video! especially since we(no pun intended) own a Wii too!
    (and btw as of 2022 the Wii IS 16 years old!)

  • @pixelman1234
    @pixelman1234 3 месяца назад +1

    Just played my wii, it has been a while since that, so many memories. This video was interesting and the wii sports theme is so nostalgic. 😢😭

  • @hoodwynked4204
    @hoodwynked4204 3 года назад +1642

    “The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken”
    *grabs turkey*

    • @giganigga3025
      @giganigga3025 3 года назад +13

      How did the chicken even fit in

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 3 года назад +5

      And why did the wii turn into a monster?

    • @hoodwynked4204
      @hoodwynked4204 3 года назад +1

      Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

    • @zoehernandez7688
      @zoehernandez7688 3 года назад +7

      -A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference
      It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 3 года назад +3

      @@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

  • @creamsiclelps17
    @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +3140

    “Don’t let you Wii console drive”
    Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +33

      Just one more year

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +26

      @@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +12

      @@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +1

      @@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +1

      @@creamsiclelps17 Yea

  • @mangird1
    @mangird1 10 месяцев назад +4

    2 more years and we can marry the wii

    • @roblox_gaming00
      @roblox_gaming00 10 месяцев назад

      No like 4

    • @FoursWorld2
      @FoursWorld2 Месяц назад

      @@roblox_gaming00 Or Maybe If They Are 25 Or More

  • @DBFGaming295
    @DBFGaming295 13 дней назад +2

    Here in 2024, this vid so nostalgic😭

  • @ChristianDuncan
    @ChristianDuncan 7 лет назад +1672

    That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together

  • @blankocity148
    @blankocity148 5 лет назад +1751

    Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet.
    Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii.
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @genevevaconalarga
      @genevevaconalarga 5 лет назад +26

      thats why its telling you not to do it

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 лет назад +28

      the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 лет назад +17

      @@leothemememan3464 OH NO

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 лет назад +20

      @@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 лет назад +7

      I meant it as a joke

  • @SkipitySkips
    @SkipitySkips 3 месяца назад +1

    This was useful, thank you!

  • @tarangerine
    @tarangerine 4 месяца назад +3

    2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight"
    That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

  • @SimplyStatistical
    @SimplyStatistical 3 года назад +1774

    Manual: "Don't try to kill yourself with the Wii."
    Me: *Grabs Xbox 360 instead*

  • @leh3682
    @leh3682 5 лет назад +3186

    Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 5 лет назад +33

      *douh*

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 5 лет назад +14

      I read that when it came on

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 5 лет назад +61

      Happens to me all the time!

    • @rabeelhormez7572
      @rabeelhormez7572 5 лет назад +64

      Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 5 лет назад +10

      It would be save if it was connected to VR

  • @LawEnf0rcement
    @LawEnf0rcement 2 месяца назад +2

    We did it, the Wii can now drive.
    *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

  • @ChipsPotaetosStudio
    @ChipsPotaetosStudio 3 месяца назад +1

    I think I can explain some of them. The snowman means to not put the Wii near a too cold spot or too hot spot since it will cause it to malfunction due to the temperature entering the mechanisms. For the driving one, it’s simply trying to say that you should not drive with the Wii inside your car.

  • @kimzee59
    @kimzee59 7 лет назад +2741

    only 6 more years till the wii can drive
    Edit. The wii can drive. Watch out.

    • @kimzee59
      @kimzee59 7 лет назад +54

      Mr. product
      How does that relate to what i posted? You've lost me

    • @kimzee59
      @kimzee59 7 лет назад +32

      Mr. product
      no need to apologise, i was just confused.

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 7 лет назад

      kimzee59 nope it cant drive he had no life

    • @Enderguy-ed9rn
      @Enderguy-ed9rn 7 лет назад

      i still have that wii and in playing mario right now

    • @gommoolabajobir8687
      @gommoolabajobir8687 7 лет назад +1

      kimzee59 lol

  • @doopdoops6244
    @doopdoops6244 4 года назад +990

    Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m?
    Me: 15
    Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car

  • @LumiAthenaUnreleased
    @LumiAthenaUnreleased 8 месяцев назад +2

    Why is this still funny thirteen years later

  • @McBelugaReal
    @McBelugaReal Месяц назад +2

    "Don't make love with the Wii"

  • @AnimationObjectShow
    @AnimationObjectShow 5 лет назад +6068

    the wii is still not 16 yet
    cant drive

    • @AnimationObjectShow
      @AnimationObjectShow 5 лет назад +102

      this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 5 лет назад +27

      And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

    • @peaktroglodyte
      @peaktroglodyte 5 лет назад +5

      I'll just wait

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 5 лет назад +13

      @@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 5 лет назад +7

      You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

  • @JamieTheLuvely
    @JamieTheLuvely 3 года назад +3801

    "Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii"
    Ok I will just get a happy one

  • @nickc2909
    @nickc2909 5 месяцев назад +3

    "The Wii is not a funny hat!"
    "It's not?"

  • @TheKodeToad
    @TheKodeToad 7 месяцев назад

    This keeps being recommended and it's funny every time!

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie 3 года назад +3615

    “Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.”
    Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

  • @tortle9339
    @tortle9339 4 года назад +2126

    That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken:
    Yes yes very relatable

    • @neB282
      @neB282 4 года назад +16

      Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self

    • @owenvogelgesang7314
      @owenvogelgesang7314 4 года назад +37

      I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.

    • @mediocreweirdo
      @mediocreweirdo 4 года назад +6

      aw man i hate when that happens

    • @tjlee1595
      @tjlee1595 4 года назад +4

      Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking

    • @barto11111
      @barto11111 4 года назад +1

      I thought you said wants to eat children lol

  • @Finalones2
    @Finalones2 16 дней назад +1

    Instructions unclear: hit the wii with a modern weapon

  • @indomitablesloth2437
    @indomitablesloth2437 2 месяца назад +1

    0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

  • @ItsNotakin
    @ItsNotakin 7 лет назад +812

    At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 лет назад

      Ey RUclips is Drink again You Content isnt 4 Werks Old Its More Luke One month

    • @Drflash55Official
      @Drflash55Official 7 лет назад +4

      OHHHHHHHHHH-

    • @Tedcarter-if2mg
      @Tedcarter-if2mg 6 лет назад

      Coltin Lindsley The swich runs on these amazing, magical things called discs! 😮

    • @eclipso3155
      @eclipso3155 6 лет назад +1

      Coltin Lindsley lol

    • @RustedStar
      @RustedStar 6 лет назад +3

      ILITLES the switch runs on cartridges. Or at least i think i dunno.

  • @somebody1550
    @somebody1550 4 года назад +18265

    **Don’t Marry your Wii**
    Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

  • @YourEmbraer120
    @YourEmbraer120 13 дней назад +2

    The Wii is now 18.

  • @eriktokar4487
    @eriktokar4487 7 месяцев назад

    Whoever created this was a fanart is absolutely comedy gold!

  • @grammynorma3545
    @grammynorma3545 3 года назад +1383

    "Dont pour orange juice on your wii"
    Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 года назад +15

      Well, You're Not Wrong.

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 3 года назад +78

      u give it apple juice, not orange juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 3 года назад +29

      @@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 3 года назад +28

      @@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 3 года назад +15

      @@helendong1039 i wont

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 4 года назад +3340

    I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

    • @vannyvan.
      @vannyvan. 4 года назад +101

      Well , (then )u can do that XD
      Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

    • @swalker0966
      @swalker0966 4 года назад +14

      xD

    • @user-wl7mh6oc9x
      @user-wl7mh6oc9x 4 года назад +19

      I'm suing

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 4 года назад +24

      That is the toasters job

    • @FancyScanty
      @FancyScanty 4 года назад

      Álvaro 130 oh yes

  • @random_kid-gj2bw
    @random_kid-gj2bw 9 месяцев назад +1

    When i was smaller i used to watch this over and over again thinking it was humor. And now i know whats a wii and how good it was in the times i didnt get to experience

  • @Chuckthecheddar
    @Chuckthecheddar 14 дней назад +2

    The wii is an adult now!

  • @giannapaonessa6735
    @giannapaonessa6735 4 года назад +562

    “Do not Marry the Wii”
    Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding

  • @acethecinderace5528
    @acethecinderace5528 4 года назад +2073

    “The Wii is not used for making toast”
    Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*

  • @Sm-kz3yj
    @Sm-kz3yj 7 месяцев назад

    Funny video + nostalgic music = masterpiece

  • @vinn837
    @vinn837 21 день назад +1

    " the wii does not taste good" this is from real expirence lmao

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 3 года назад +3448

    “Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?

  • @mymom9741
    @mymom9741 4 месяца назад +3

    People say ridiculous rules exist because there has been someone who tried it before

  • @mason.mp4718
    @mason.mp4718 3 месяца назад

    Thank you so much!!! I was planning on doing all of these things until I was told NOT to. :D!!

  • @riikonen1884
    @riikonen1884 6 лет назад +671

    I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!

  • @Sw33tG4mer
    @Sw33tG4mer 3 года назад +1523

    “Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii”
    Everyone: NO!

    • @noone3041
      @noone3041 3 года назад +25

      *_cries in too late_*

    • @lukra7110
      @lukra7110 3 года назад +3

      NO ONE *cries even late*

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 3 года назад +18

      Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.

    • @Mugiwara2186
      @Mugiwara2186 3 года назад +7

      I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.

    • @RealFemto
      @RealFemto 3 года назад +4

      @Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome

  • @BlackOpsTooGuy
    @BlackOpsTooGuy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Here are all of them that I believe would translate here to actual safety tips:
    1: Do not consume or attempt to eat the Wii
    2: Be careful when close to each other, otherwise you might get hit (This is one that even the American version has)
    3: Do not break or attempt to break/damage the Wii.
    4: Avoid excessive freezing or heat.
    5: N/A (I don't know this one in all honesty lol)
    6: N/A (right now though I believe it's a safety precaution about the not playing the Wii with heart problems.)
    7: N/A (This one is stupid ngl lol)
    8: Do not leave step or leave the Wiimote and or Nunchuck lying around on the floor, this can damage the Wii.
    9: Avoid any exposure to any kind of liquid.
    10: I think this one is just about putting in the disc a certain way to avoid any damage of your hand.
    11: N/A (This one is also unexplainable to me.)
    12: Do not smoke near the Wii, because tobacco contains tar and may plug up the vents of the Wii.
    13: Do not break/crack/repair any of the CDs compatible with Wii.
    14: N/A (same reason as number 7 lol)
    15: Probably; do not tamper with the hardware or inner workings of the Wii.
    16: N/A (also another stupid one to explain, alongside 11 and 7)
    17: probably, do not hang the Wiimote and Nunchuck from behind your neck, for it will damage them.
    18: Idk this one; but probably, do not have your Wii leaning or something.
    19: N/A (same reason as number 5, I don't know this one.)
    20: N/A (same reason as numbers 14, 11, 7)
    21: Again it could be avoid excessive external heating from objects.
    22: N/A (same reason with numbers 20, 14, 11, and 7)
    23: Do not put any foreign objects inside of the Wii.
    24: Do not consume the tie or the sensor bar.
    Welp that's all of them, sorry for the N/A's.
    They were just too confusing and kind of stupid.

    • @theLASK
      @theLASK 6 месяцев назад +1

      Change number 12 because tobacco smoke contains a substance called tar, which could plug up the vents in the back of the Wii

  • @TheOne_6
    @TheOne_6 2 месяца назад +1

    First one:
    Please, do *_not_* eat a Wii!

  • @Rytheex
    @Rytheex 2 года назад +1663

    "Your Wii console is NOT a parachute".
    The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

    • @wockytalkie8352
      @wockytalkie8352 2 года назад +39

      clever,not even joking.thats clever.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 2 года назад +131

      Followed by the ambulance.
      *WII U WII U WII U*

    • @recoleto
      @recoleto 2 года назад +4

      hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад +32

      @@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall.
      (I'll show myself out.)

    • @YllidTheLoonyDog
      @YllidTheLoonyDog 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @sarasibaja12
    @sarasibaja12 4 года назад +981

    "Don't fall in love with your wii"
    oops-

    • @annemarykopp2683
      @annemarykopp2683 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xdkenos4119
      @xdkenos4119 4 года назад +2

      Oml😂

    • @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16
      @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16 4 года назад +7

      But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

    • @ceoofme2771
      @ceoofme2771 4 года назад

      no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

    • @whatdidyoud0890
      @whatdidyoud0890 4 года назад +1

      @@sarasibaja12 can i have a bag of doritos?

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just got this video recommended again and I just want to say, it can finally legally drive!!😊

  • @levonlikeshismoney8990
    @levonlikeshismoney8990 11 месяцев назад +2

    The Wii has been around for 17 years so he can drive

  • @rain1910
    @rain1910 5 лет назад +1470

    Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

  • @crimsonscorner4432
    @crimsonscorner4432 4 года назад +767

    “The Wii does not taste good.”
    Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.

  • @youtuber-tg1pu
    @youtuber-tg1pu 5 дней назад

    "Do not try and kill yourself with your Wii"
    I guess the Japanese market needed a special PSA for that one

  • @VincentGeraldoYT
    @VincentGeraldoYT Месяц назад +1

    2:34 Your Wii is not a chicken crematorium

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 5 лет назад +657

    holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 5 лет назад +3

      But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird

    • @RockyKido
      @RockyKido 5 лет назад +2

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wildanimals9411
      @wildanimals9411 5 лет назад +3

      this cant happen because your wii is not 16

    • @idontunderstandjokes6695
      @idontunderstandjokes6695 5 лет назад +1

      Your wii can't fucking drive

    • @CB_here
      @CB_here 5 лет назад +4

      Read your name again, it must help

  • @maduch1314
    @maduch1314 4 года назад +1816

    “The Wii can’t fight in a battle”
    Well, what about WWii?

    • @VYT738
      @VYT738 4 года назад +41

      Or wwiii

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 4 года назад +5

      Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎

    • @xjeremygh1552
      @xjeremygh1552 4 года назад +2

      @@maduch1314 what

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 4 года назад +2

      AlexJugador06 What what?

    • @patrykdabrowski1154
      @patrykdabrowski1154 4 года назад +9

      Ba dum tss