Wii Safety- Taken too far!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • These photos are all from the Japanese Wii manual, but the comments I wrote are not. I don't speak Japanese so I made my own comments. I don't know why Nintendo would really think anyone is this dumb. Enjoy this really funny video by Coolcat2772. If you like what you see, please subscribe! When I get 50 subscribers, I will make a very cool video to all of you guys!
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Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @yeetyboigottem
    @yeetyboigottem 5 лет назад +20510

    Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

  • @stredst3594
    @stredst3594 4 года назад +16439

    "Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you"
    Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks*
    bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

    • @dylpickle6123
      @dylpickle6123 4 года назад +289

      I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 года назад +104

      Leave the group chat

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 4 года назад +248

      This one’s for you guys 😎👉
      *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 года назад +186

      @syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

    • @simonereis7799
      @simonereis7799 4 года назад +33

      Actually it's Vietnam.

  • @creamsiclelps17
    @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +3680

    “Don’t let you Wii console drive”
    Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +39

      Just one more year

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +27

      @@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +13

      @@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 года назад +1

      @@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 года назад +1

      @@creamsiclelps17 Yea

  • @holden-i
    @holden-i 10 месяцев назад +736

    “Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @NoNo-mk7ui
    @NoNo-mk7ui 4 года назад +5462

    “Don’t parachute with your wii”
    So that explains why it’s not worki-

  • @AnimationObjectShow
    @AnimationObjectShow 6 лет назад +6830

    the wii is still not 16 yet
    cant drive

    • @AnimationObjectShow
      @AnimationObjectShow 6 лет назад +155

      this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 6 лет назад +38

      And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

    • @peaktroglodyte
      @peaktroglodyte 6 лет назад +10

      I'll just wait

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 6 лет назад +17

      @@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 6 лет назад +6

      You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

  • @fox-a-bellaj47
    @fox-a-bellaj47 4 года назад +2114

    "The Wii is not a funny hat"
    Reality can be whatever I want

    • @deez5595
      @deez5595 4 года назад +2

      Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 года назад +3

      He said with a funny hat

    • @invader_miz
      @invader_miz 4 года назад +8

      its not a funny hat
      its a cool hat

    • @DrLiam-fg6wd
      @DrLiam-fg6wd 3 года назад +4

      *sad TF2 noises*

    • @katiaferreira1573
      @katiaferreira1573 3 года назад +2

      ...

  • @indomitablesloth2437
    @indomitablesloth2437 10 месяцев назад +155

    0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

    • @andressalgado9144
      @andressalgado9144 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

    • @Tsuki_bee
      @Tsuki_bee 6 месяцев назад

      It’s 17 btw

    • @BlueSashagaming
      @BlueSashagaming 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wait seriously?!?! It still feels relatively new.

    • @Johndagamer82
      @Johndagamer82 3 месяца назад

      Nahhh Wii can not see

    • @zmarfion
      @zmarfion 3 месяца назад +3

      On November 19th it will have full consent

  • @user18283-d
    @user18283-d 5 лет назад +862

    "please, don't fall in love with your wii"
    oh, was i not supposed to-?

    • @chromosoze
      @chromosoze 5 лет назад +4

      makes sense since you have an anime profile picture

    • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
      @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 5 лет назад +2

      Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it

    • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
      @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 5 лет назад +2

      But did you break that rule

    • @mtaliaa
      @mtaliaa 5 лет назад +1

      ‘bruh moment’

    • @frostbytes5718
      @frostbytes5718 5 лет назад +10

      The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 5 лет назад +2889

    “Do not cook chicken in your wii”
    *shows picture of goblin wii*

    • @bonesjones293
      @bonesjones293 5 лет назад +107

      RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 5 лет назад +19

      I know right! Thats funny! 😂

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 лет назад +10

      @@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

    • @soda35160
      @soda35160 5 лет назад +9

      It’s kinda always after midnight

    • @VictorCN
      @VictorCN 5 лет назад +4

      @@soda35160 Gumball reference?

  • @aidenlucas8226
    @aidenlucas8226 4 года назад +5754

    "Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon"
    Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

    • @fastaskirby2414
      @fastaskirby2414 4 года назад +114

      I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +93

      *Loads Missiles...*

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 4 года назад +65

      I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 4 года назад +12

      @ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 4 года назад +8

      @late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

  • @happyboy05867
    @happyboy05867 8 месяцев назад +42

    Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better

  • @guywithatophat
    @guywithatophat 4 года назад +2023

    “The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.”
    But how am I gonna feed my family now?

    • @ElTiquillo
      @ElTiquillo 4 года назад +63

      Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

    • @guywithatophat
      @guywithatophat 4 года назад +8

      ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

    • @pikaaxyt
      @pikaaxyt 4 года назад +14

      If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

    • @d1amondsquare019
      @d1amondsquare019 4 года назад +2

      better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

    • @kenopsiadraws
      @kenopsiadraws 4 года назад +1

      with the WII!

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio 5 лет назад +24562

    The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

  • @mangoinnmclovin
    @mangoinnmclovin 4 года назад +2860

    Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

    • @DigitalTVJuegos
      @DigitalTVJuegos 4 года назад +9

      Luisito comunista :v

    • @_Amadeus
      @_Amadeus 4 года назад +85

      Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 4 года назад +8

      Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

    • @domix537
      @domix537 4 года назад +3

      jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

    • @ssiiide
      @ssiiide 4 года назад +5

      I think ikea did it first

  • @Hexarius01
    @Hexarius01 10 месяцев назад +5

    my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

  • @Skellium
    @Skellium 4 года назад +714

    “Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

    • @toastytheepic7753
      @toastytheepic7753 4 года назад +5

      Ok

    • @DawsonsMemes
      @DawsonsMemes 4 года назад +6

      It was in a bad war
      The console wars
      Many wiis died
      But they won at the end

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 года назад +1

      Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

  • @leh3682
    @leh3682 6 лет назад +3531

    Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 6 лет назад +35

      *douh*

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 6 лет назад +15

      I read that when it came on

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 6 лет назад +63

      Happens to me all the time!

    • @rabeelhormez7572
      @rabeelhormez7572 6 лет назад +67

      Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 лет назад +10

      It would be save if it was connected to VR

  • @annieroonie9162
    @annieroonie9162 4 года назад +31222

    Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

  • @LawEnf0rcement
    @LawEnf0rcement 10 месяцев назад +9

    We did it, the Wii can now drive.
    *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

  • @ccaio5585
    @ccaio5585 5 лет назад +1869

    Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console
    Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

  • @hampton-roads-bus-guy
    @hampton-roads-bus-guy 5 лет назад +2890

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

  • @solarz.z
    @solarz.z 4 года назад +2740

    "Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"
    *lowers sword*

    • @Fr1ezah
      @Fr1ezah 4 года назад +13

      you shouldnt hit it regardless

    • @jonathanmyatt9426
      @jonathanmyatt9426 4 года назад +42

      Aims rapier at Wii
      "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

    • @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356
      @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356 4 года назад +11

      **hyas in Linkenese**

    • @distractioncat7285
      @distractioncat7285 4 года назад +20

      yall over here with rapiers and swords
      *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
      some wii's are gonna die tonight

    • @lapizite
      @lapizite 4 года назад +11

      *laughs in caveman rock*

  • @jonathanblackwood9472
    @jonathanblackwood9472 3 месяца назад +47

    I am a victim of 0:20 - My sister gave me a black eye while playing tennis

  • @DireBowser
    @DireBowser 3 года назад +13459

    Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive.
    Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

  • @baby5171
    @baby5171 3 года назад +2931

    *"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"*
    *Merlin: do you understand that clearly Arthur?*

    • @lurkz4919
      @lurkz4919 3 года назад +94

      Arthur: But if the medieval weapon is not for hitting the wii, what is the point of the medieval weapon?

    • @alternativeaccount8287
      @alternativeaccount8287 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/ZhHrmamCdfU/видео.html

    • @fluffypinkpandas
      @fluffypinkpandas 3 года назад +35

      Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace

    • @tristan7950
      @tristan7950 3 года назад +6

      Hello
      Is Totally Funny.🤣

    • @lucianothewindowsfan
      @lucianothewindowsfan 3 года назад +7

      Doraemon: *refuses to get medieval weapons using his time machine*

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 4 года назад +5937

    “It’s not 16”
    *many years later*
    “There he goes, he’s grown so much”
    *wii drives away*

    • @delilahrose7005
      @delilahrose7005 4 года назад +64

      I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +22

      Wiiiiii

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +18

      @@delilahrose7005 14

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 4 года назад +7

      Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

    • @ManunKanava
      @ManunKanava 4 года назад +5

      18

  • @PRU33AYY
    @PRU33AYY Месяц назад +7

    Congrats! The wii CAN drive now and is 18 years old.

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 3 года назад +3476

    “Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?

  • @talonzilla
    @talonzilla 4 года назад +2282

    There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

    • @imacan9191
      @imacan9191 4 года назад +139

      Gettin' high with my wii
      *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 4 года назад +60

      that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

    • @calebreardon8707
      @calebreardon8707 4 года назад +63

      Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 4 года назад +31

      @@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 года назад +40

      "Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii
      "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii
      "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke
      Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

  • @gilesbecraft5131
    @gilesbecraft5131 6 лет назад +23456

    Now it all makes sense to Mii

  • @andressalgado9144
    @andressalgado9144 10 месяцев назад +154

    Btw press 0:01 in the Timed button. Press it a million times, and it will sound like a piano. Lol

  • @JamieTheLuvely
    @JamieTheLuvely 3 года назад +3861

    "Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii"
    Ok I will just get a happy one

  • @emilyswiftwell1
    @emilyswiftwell1 6 лет назад +17956

    U can pour water on your wii
    U can pour smoothies on your wii
    *But not orange juice*

  • @somebody1550
    @somebody1550 5 лет назад +18254

    **Don’t Marry your Wii**
    Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

    • @ge394
      @ge394 5 лет назад +318

      u mean her father

    • @Goober3_06
      @Goober3_06 5 лет назад +38

      The first one though.

    • @amarylily
      @amarylily 5 лет назад +15

      LMFAO

    • @mockinghyena960
      @mockinghyena960 5 лет назад +10

      LoL

    • @aaronbrandenburg2441
      @aaronbrandenburg2441 5 лет назад +8

      @Wild_ian1 the one I was wanting to see if someone had said that that's the one comment I was waiting for explanation point

  • @tzarg
    @tzarg Месяц назад +1

    this video has been recommended to me so me so many times on my time here, but I just decided to watch it. amazing.

  • @bliuser4720
    @bliuser4720 5 лет назад +4982

    This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 5 лет назад +194

      Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 лет назад +50

      Then I’ll drink the Wii

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 5 лет назад +9

      Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

    • @terimur7510
      @terimur7510 5 лет назад +4

      @@namelazz1999 LMAOO

    • @waiv8166
      @waiv8166 5 лет назад +2

      Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 5 лет назад +3395

    I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

    • @vannyvan.
      @vannyvan. 5 лет назад +100

      Well , (then )u can do that XD
      Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

    • @swalker0966
      @swalker0966 5 лет назад +14

      xD

    • @user-wl7mh6oc9x
      @user-wl7mh6oc9x 5 лет назад +20

      I'm suing

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 5 лет назад +26

      That is the toasters job

    • @FancyScanty
      @FancyScanty 5 лет назад

      Álvaro 130 oh yes

  • @hoodwynked4204
    @hoodwynked4204 4 года назад +1665

    “The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken”
    *grabs turkey*

    • @giganigga3025
      @giganigga3025 4 года назад +14

      How did the chicken even fit in

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 4 года назад +6

      And why did the wii turn into a monster?

    • @hoodwynked4204
      @hoodwynked4204 4 года назад +1

      Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

    • @zoehernandez7688
      @zoehernandez7688 4 года назад +7

      -A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference
      It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 4 года назад +3

      @@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

  • @AjaniOnTheRun-animations
    @AjaniOnTheRun-animations 10 месяцев назад +1

    Your Wii is not thirsty, it does not want orange juice.

  • @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617
    @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617 4 года назад +3317

    The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +46

      Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"*
      _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 4 года назад +23

      When you eat the Wii and try to date it

    • @DrBlueHigh
      @DrBlueHigh 4 года назад +5

      *The robotic child does not taste good*
      *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

    • @xxlileri_
      @xxlileri_ 4 года назад

      but it is tho-

    • @jesschio9350
      @jesschio9350 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @grammynorma3545
    @grammynorma3545 4 года назад +1393

    "Dont pour orange juice on your wii"
    Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +16

      Well, You're Not Wrong.

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 4 года назад +79

      u give it apple juice, not orange juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 4 года назад +30

      @@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 4 года назад +29

      @@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 4 года назад +15

      @@helendong1039 i wont

  • @temmie248
    @temmie248 3 года назад +2903

    "Kids are creative we should go for everything. Expect the unexpected!"
    "Chris why the heck is skydiving on the list?"
    "BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T SKYDIVE WITH A WII IDIOT"

  • @AwesomeAaron26
    @AwesomeAaron26 7 дней назад

    Will consider subscribing because this is one of the videos on RUclips that genuinely made me laugh multiple times

  • @tortle9339
    @tortle9339 5 лет назад +2132

    That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken:
    Yes yes very relatable

    • @GooberThe4th
      @GooberThe4th 5 лет назад +16

      Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self

    • @owenvogelgesang7314
      @owenvogelgesang7314 5 лет назад +36

      I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.

    • @shortformediocreweirdo
      @shortformediocreweirdo 5 лет назад +6

      aw man i hate when that happens

    • @tjlee1595
      @tjlee1595 5 лет назад +4

      Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking

    • @barto11111
      @barto11111 5 лет назад +1

      I thought you said wants to eat children lol

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 6 лет назад +659

    holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 6 лет назад +3

      But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird

    • @RockyKido
      @RockyKido 6 лет назад +2

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wildanimals9411
      @wildanimals9411 6 лет назад +3

      this cant happen because your wii is not 16

    • @idontunderstandjokes1989
      @idontunderstandjokes1989 6 лет назад +1

      Your wii can't fucking drive

    • @CB_here
      @CB_here 6 лет назад +4

      Read your name again, it must help

  • @raynixv2
    @raynixv2 4 года назад +715

    “Don’t hit your Wii with a weapon”
    “Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles”
    You became the very thing, you swore to destroy

  • @henningerhenningstone691
    @henningerhenningstone691 8 дней назад

    This totally earned a sub, as well as the fact that the channel description says that the channel will only get better after 2012. Very much looking forward to it!

  • @dude.stop111
    @dude.stop111 3 года назад +4145

    " Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else"
    *suicide rates drop to 0%*

  • @Shyghost22
    @Shyghost22 4 года назад +8352

    “Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
    Wii in 2022: *Show time*
    Edit: Show time

    • @opfer1555
      @opfer1555 4 года назад +147

      this better be a joke

    • @Sabooooooo1483
      @Sabooooooo1483 4 года назад +20

      Stolen

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 года назад +113

      @@Sabooooooo1483 what?

    • @ggram4343
      @ggram4343 4 года назад +14

      Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 года назад +77

      @@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it

  • @gundhamtanaka8725
    @gundhamtanaka8725 4 года назад +2046

    "The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken."
    The KFConsole: Pathetic

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +106

      We Officially Have :
      - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch )
      - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 )
      - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X )
      - The OilFryer ( KFConsole )
      - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac )
      - The Oreo ( Ps4 )
      - The Box ( Gamecube )
      - The Joke ( Souljaboy )
      Edit : I Add More.

    • @jsmn_luv
      @jsmn_luv 4 года назад +20

      *G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

    • @marleybutbetter2214
      @marleybutbetter2214 4 года назад +7

      I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

    • @gundhamtanaka8725
      @gundhamtanaka8725 4 года назад +7

      @@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

    • @ellisthur1498
      @ellisthur1498 4 года назад +6

      I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

  • @aceblaze-d9m
    @aceblaze-d9m 10 месяцев назад +4

    13 years still an og. thanks.

  • @TOOTSIEROLLISEMO
    @TOOTSIEROLLISEMO 3 года назад +1500

    ‘The wii is not a funny hat’
    Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom

    • @Maya1_4041
      @Maya1_4041 3 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @PurpleOzDoesMemes
      @PurpleOzDoesMemes 3 года назад +9

      Ikr it looks so stylish☹️

    • @xioticsyt
      @xioticsyt 3 года назад +10

      But on the 3ds/ds in the mii plaza you COULD wear it
      That would feel illegal

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 3 года назад +4

      Well my night plans are ruined.

    • @mahuaish1
      @mahuaish1 3 года назад +1

      So sad
      Me too

  • @catiemeehan5446
    @catiemeehan5446 7 лет назад +594

    Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii

    • @logooooo
      @logooooo 7 лет назад +4

      Catie Meehan it's you've mistaken your wii for your lunch... wait is it? Uhm... im confused

    • @SmashyPlays
      @SmashyPlays 7 лет назад

      Catie Meehan that’s what the GameCube is for
      (Lunch box)

    • @Dd-gi5lm
      @Dd-gi5lm 7 лет назад

      The Homebrew Channel & Nintendont are my favorate Wii Foods.

    • @tepigthebeast-animationspo5045
      @tepigthebeast-animationspo5045 7 лет назад

      I definitely agree with that one, Catie Meehan.

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie 3 года назад +3614

    “Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.”
    Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

  • @zp38yt
    @zp38yt Месяц назад +1

    “Don’t Use your Wii as a Lego brick. It’s too big.” - Me

  • @riikonen1884
    @riikonen1884 7 лет назад +671

    I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!

  • @lunarumbreon3643
    @lunarumbreon3643 4 года назад +370

    "Don't hit your Wii with a medieval weapon. In fact, where would you even find one?" Hmm... Amazon, wish you name it.

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 4 года назад

      keep in mind this i 2010

    • @nina-zs7fp
      @nina-zs7fp 4 года назад

      Sqwerpo! you’re 2010?

    • @lunarumbreon3643
      @lunarumbreon3643 4 года назад

      And this is 2020, Wii sports resort now cost 40$ for some reason...

    • @josiemcgrath4651
      @josiemcgrath4651 4 года назад

      Catch.com.au

    • @mistaworldiwde3109
      @mistaworldiwde3109 4 года назад

      @@nina-zs7fp pretty sure he means he was born in 2010 considering the dude's grammar and brain functions

  • @OBlueBombO
    @OBlueBombO 2 года назад +5726

    Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!

    • @fennelfin
      @fennelfin 2 года назад +78

      Yay

    • @TanoBricks
      @TanoBricks 2 года назад +228

      it has to wait 2 more years in my country lol

    • @MarioFreuend
      @MarioFreuend 2 года назад +53

      @@TanoBricks yeah, same

    • @fusix92
      @fusix92 2 года назад +67

      It has to wait 2 more years in Europe

    • @0dfgbh65
      @0dfgbh65 2 года назад +17

      in america

  • @kazooplayz2761
    @kazooplayz2761 2 месяца назад +4

    Getting this recommended to me 14 years later is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @Sw33tG4mer
    @Sw33tG4mer 4 года назад +1524

    “Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii”
    Everyone: NO!

    • @noone3041
      @noone3041 4 года назад +26

      *_cries in too late_*

    • @lukra7110
      @lukra7110 4 года назад +4

      NO ONE *cries even late*

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +20

      Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.

    • @Mugiwara2186
      @Mugiwara2186 4 года назад +7

      I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.

    • @RealFemto
      @RealFemto 4 года назад +4

      @Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome

  • @Corgimations
    @Corgimations 4 года назад +5235

    “Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
    Wii in 2022: my time has come

    • @sarahdurham6001
      @sarahdurham6001 4 года назад +43

      I got 2 wiis

    • @-bbu_f
      @-bbu_f 4 года назад +12

      Yeah

    • @aaptyp
      @aaptyp 4 года назад +45

      Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)

    • @tavitube7010
      @tavitube7010 4 года назад +3

      @@sarahdurham6001 cool

    • @NCubss
      @NCubss 4 года назад +9

      @@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now

  • @mojoo215
    @mojoo215 5 лет назад +3347

    911: What's your emergency?
    Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

    • @styxscrumbs6198
      @styxscrumbs6198 5 лет назад +115

      Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

    • @typhoontm5444
      @typhoontm5444 5 лет назад +28

      Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

    • @FBIAgent-bp8pd
      @FBIAgent-bp8pd 5 лет назад +16

      Hi there agent its agent 2703

    • @ItzSonic69
      @ItzSonic69 5 лет назад +7

      @MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

    • @Mytorturedsenses
      @Mytorturedsenses 5 лет назад +12

      I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

  • @dappersnakeproductions
    @dappersnakeproductions 2 месяца назад +22

    1:27 Tell that to my Cousin.

  • @miaaaaa1001
    @miaaaaa1001 4 года назад +417

    "Don't marry the Wii."
    Wii U: _My time to shine._

    • @Libertyking
      @Libertyking 4 года назад +38

      Wii U marry mii?

    • @diarrheacheese
      @diarrheacheese 4 года назад +13

      Wii say Yes!

    • @NotNuja.
      @NotNuja. 4 года назад +6

      @@diarrheacheese yes in french is "oui" and wii pronouce "oui" like "wii"

    • @diegosierra1951
      @diegosierra1951 4 года назад +3

      @@Libertyking Best ship ever made

    • @Arkensius1157
      @Arkensius1157 4 года назад

      @@NotNuja. Do you understand French like me?

  • @yorangey_LOC
    @yorangey_LOC 4 года назад +456

    Wii: does not cook chicken
    KFconsole: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @YxGacha6741
      @YxGacha6741 4 года назад +3

      @@Cat-qf3pe NO U scammer

    • @Player-p4k
      @Player-p4k 4 года назад

      69 likes

    • @moungbunthoeun6027
      @moungbunthoeun6027 4 года назад

      @cat i reported your comment and make it disappear infront of my eyes so i cannot get rickrolled

    • @yorangey_LOC
      @yorangey_LOC 4 года назад +1

      @@moungbunthoeun6027 it’s not a rick roll

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 3 года назад

      amog us

  • @prometheusx1138
    @prometheusx1138 7 лет назад +20573

    Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

    • @Andrew982_
      @Andrew982_ 7 лет назад +224

      yes

    • @freakedout2008
      @freakedout2008 7 лет назад +70

      My name doesn't Matter yes

    • @thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828
      @thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828 7 лет назад +14

      My name doesn't Matter woah

    • @speckd8465
      @speckd8465 7 лет назад +17

      WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

    • @wallaht3ebt
      @wallaht3ebt 7 лет назад +72

      And shoots me with a carbine rifle.

  • @tuber420
    @tuber420 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Do not try and kill yourself with your Wii"
    I guess the Japanese market needed a special PSA for that one

  • @crimsonscorner4432
    @crimsonscorner4432 4 года назад +769

    “The Wii does not taste good.”
    Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.

  • @mistere7483
    @mistere7483 4 года назад +768

    Wii rules: Exist
    Everyone: Tries to break every single rule

    • @Wxth3red
      @Wxth3red 4 года назад +15

      Alright time to kill mysel-

    • @max1k891
      @max1k891 4 года назад +5

      Time to eat this Wii, bro!

    • @NebulaNonsens3
      @NebulaNonsens3 4 года назад +7

      Ima let my wii drive

    • @culpy2449
      @culpy2449 4 года назад +3

      I think the last rule you should try to break is the skydive one

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 4 года назад +2

      I love taking my precious console to take a walk

  • @desyntax
    @desyntax 4 года назад +865

    "Do not let it near an angry snowman"
    People in the arctic: frick

    • @RT-PD
      @RT-PD 3 года назад +2

      Well some people don’t really need to swear, oh and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now.

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 года назад

      @@angelogutierrez3261 fuck you

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 года назад

      @Sanat Pandey ?

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 года назад +5

      @Comment Bot a person who deleted their reply

    • @skyaholic
      @skyaholic 3 года назад +2

      @@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym
      " and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long

  • @justcallmegregiguess
    @justcallmegregiguess 2 месяца назад +5

    It’s 2024 and the wii is 18 now, it can drive

    • @mtgau2000
      @mtgau2000 2 месяца назад +1

      Now the Wii can get a CDL and drive a truck or a bus

  • @blankocity148
    @blankocity148 5 лет назад +1755

    Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet.
    Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii.
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @genevevaconalarga
      @genevevaconalarga 5 лет назад +26

      thats why its telling you not to do it

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 лет назад +28

      the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 лет назад +17

      @@leothemememan3464 OH NO

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 лет назад +20

      @@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 лет назад +7

      I meant it as a joke

  • @MetastarULTRA
    @MetastarULTRA 4 года назад +519

    "Do not skydive with your wii"
    Me: I guess I'll bungee jump with it then

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 4 года назад +8

      What I want to know is what the real captions were and what that picture could have meant

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 4 года назад +9

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 I think it means don't drop it from a high place but they tried to make the picture funny by adding the sky dive man.

    • @Maxineewing7501
      @Maxineewing7501 4 года назад +6

      @@billnye8760 they succeeded

    • @Donodile
      @Donodile 4 года назад +2

      umm, the wii is a jetpack, how did wii not know this

    • @mr-redify
      @mr-redify 4 года назад +1

      @@billnye8760 damn I wanted to take it on my plane and drop it deliver it to a friend

  • @InBreadGuy
    @InBreadGuy 3 года назад +9573

    I wish we had back those days whenever Nintendo didn’t make their company as serious as it currently is

    • @thesmartnerd732
      @thesmartnerd732 3 года назад +250

      Good old days

    • @deltaspaces7089
      @deltaspaces7089 3 года назад +315

      I wish they make a new wii with a new wii sport and new wii sport resort...

    • @eteled6312
      @eteled6312 3 года назад +121

      @@deltaspaces7089 but you know
      they'll never

    • @deltaspaces7089
      @deltaspaces7089 3 года назад +44

      @@eteled6312 yeah...

    • @alternativeaccount8287
      @alternativeaccount8287 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZhHrmamCdfU/видео.html

  • @clover_ii
    @clover_ii 28 дней назад +2

    “Don’t let ur console drive (it’s not 16)”
    2025: almost 19 yrs

  • @crazye639
    @crazye639 6 лет назад +330

    I think I saw a translation for the writing that goes with the orange juice pic, and it reads:
    "Your Wii is not thirsty! It does not want orange juice!"

  • @maduch1314
    @maduch1314 5 лет назад +1815

    “The Wii can’t fight in a battle”
    Well, what about WWii?

  • @dxgaming4200
    @dxgaming4200 4 года назад +738

    “Please don’t fall in love with the Wii”
    Too late friend. Too late.

    • @projects-h2o
      @projects-h2o 4 года назад +16

      How have the children been lately?

    • @IDAS156
      @IDAS156 4 года назад +6

      Hopefully well

    • @dxgaming4200
      @dxgaming4200 4 года назад +8

      almond milk pretty good, one of them just got aids

    • @projects-h2o
      @projects-h2o 4 года назад +5

      Oh cool

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 4 года назад +2

      DX Gaming it will leave you like everything else does in our pathetic lives

  • @LowFunctioningGamer
    @LowFunctioningGamer Месяц назад

    I like how I can kinda see where some of these images are coming from... and then there is the Wii wielding an assault rifle with a soldier hat on

  • @aspennichols3848
    @aspennichols3848 4 года назад +586

    “Don’t let angry snowmen near your wii”
    *That explains a lot*
    *edit:* holy shit this blew up

  • @doopdoops6244
    @doopdoops6244 5 лет назад +997

    Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m?
    Me: 15
    Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car

  • @princesspeachy10
    @princesspeachy10 5 лет назад +982

    "Don't fall in love with your wii"
    oops-

    • @annemarykopp2683
      @annemarykopp2683 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xdkenos4119
      @xdkenos4119 4 года назад +2

      Oml😂

    • @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16
      @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16 4 года назад +7

      But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

    • @ceoofme2771
      @ceoofme2771 4 года назад

      no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

    • @whatdidyoud0890
      @whatdidyoud0890 4 года назад +1

      @@princesspeachy10 can i have a bag of doritos?

  • @TheOne_6
    @TheOne_6 11 месяцев назад +8

    First one:
    Please, do *_not_* eat a Wii!

  • @Rytheex
    @Rytheex 3 года назад +1661

    "Your Wii console is NOT a parachute".
    The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

    • @wockytalkie8352
      @wockytalkie8352 3 года назад +39

      clever,not even joking.thats clever.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 года назад +131

      Followed by the ambulance.
      *WII U WII U WII U*

    • @recoleto
      @recoleto 3 года назад +4

      hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 года назад +32

      @@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall.
      (I'll show myself out.)

    • @YllidTheLoonyDog
      @YllidTheLoonyDog 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @sammiechiles
    @sammiechiles 5 лет назад +1374

    “do not eat your wii Consol” well shit there goes dinner plans

    • @sammiechiles
      @sammiechiles 4 года назад +7

      I hate Homework awwe ty :D my mind is literally a dumpster so im not sure myself

    • @condorcircus323
      @condorcircus323 4 года назад +4

      Sammie Rosee 3000th days after the corona virus outbreak

    • @sammiechiles
      @sammiechiles 4 года назад +2

      david elliott r/woooosh

    • @avaa2983
      @avaa2983 4 года назад +2

      **eats my wii**
      *wait what?*

    • @forind934
      @forind934 4 года назад +2

      *_C O N S O L_*

  • @Shaju9751
    @Shaju9751 4 года назад +591

    “The Wii is not and oven and should not be used to cook”
    Well there goes thanksgiving...

    • @brockmacrae7552
      @brockmacrae7552 4 года назад +2

      The clock in the photo makes it look like a Gremlins reference

    • @trinitech6868
      @trinitech6868 4 года назад

      XD

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 4 года назад +1

      @@brockmacrae7552 I think it very much is. There's also a glass of water, and wii was weird little ears and limbs, kinda gremliny.

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 4 года назад

      @Mad Mew Mew Yes human, that's pretty much what @Brock was suspecting.

    • @200subsnovideoschallenge5
      @200subsnovideoschallenge5 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @wiwwin
    @wiwwin 8 месяцев назад +14

    The Wii is now old enough to drive.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 4 месяца назад

      And soon it will be old enough to fuck.

  • @giannapaonessa6735
    @giannapaonessa6735 5 лет назад +568

    “Do not Marry the Wii”
    Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding

  • @Ledhead0014
    @Ledhead0014 3 года назад +3686

    “… It will result in a robot uprising.”
    “Your wii is not a solider and it will not fight your battles for you.”
    *Something’s wrong, I can feel it.*

    • @lens4273
      @lens4273 3 года назад +77

      I guess sentense "wii is not a soldier" was lie...

    • @TinyJamako
      @TinyJamako 3 года назад +19

      Go back to the gens, Dwight....

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +26

      Imagine if the music stopped at your first line like in the analog horror videos.

    • @youtubepolice2229
      @youtubepolice2229 3 года назад +44

      *Dad why is the Wii holding an m4*

    • @bluecupgaming2674
      @bluecupgaming2674 3 года назад +2

      Tesla bots

  • @acethecinderace5528
    @acethecinderace5528 5 лет назад +2075

    “The Wii is not used for making toast”
    Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*

  • @Goofyahh_gaming
    @Goofyahh_gaming 5 месяцев назад +2

    The wii is only 2 years away from being able to drink

  • @theepicjamez99
    @theepicjamez99 5 лет назад +2196

    Jesus it's crazy how the Wii is actually almost 16 years old

    • @cosmicdunsparce
      @cosmicdunsparce 5 лет назад +213

      It's almost legal to drive

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 5 лет назад +86

      and steal MY FRICKING CAR

    • @riversidexenovevo
      @riversidexenovevo 5 лет назад +51

      2 more years and it’s finally legal.

    • @raksiie558
      @raksiie558 5 лет назад +13

      jokes on you video

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 5 лет назад +26

      Did we ever tell the Wii about puberty?

  • @hexywesky
    @hexywesky 4 года назад +755

    “Don’t smoke near the Wii”
    Me: getting stoned at every interval in Mario Galaxy

  • @getfikato100subs5
    @getfikato100subs5 4 года назад +445

    _if y’all didn’t swing the wii remote with the safety strap like a helicopter, I dont think you’ve put it to the full extent of its possibilites_

    • @JamesnLollify
      @JamesnLollify 4 года назад +8

      I don't even use the wrist strap

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 4 года назад +3

      I do still because I like the of games.

    • @ueeeeee7155
      @ueeeeee7155 4 года назад +8

      *flashbacks of me doing that and then my wii remote flung off and hit the floor and broke.* y U p .

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 4 года назад

      How I box in wii sports boxing

    • @eleanorfarell1872
      @eleanorfarell1872 4 года назад +3

      I decided to swing one of my Wii remotes around like a helicopter a long time ago, and it ended up behind the TV!

  • @peytonpace4092
    @peytonpace4092 9 дней назад +1

    The Wii is legally allowed to drive

  • @gdcotie
    @gdcotie 4 года назад +756

    “the wii does not taste good”
    the dog in the corner: i’ll try that

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +26

      Baby : _That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read._

    • @gdcotie
      @gdcotie 4 года назад +1

      @Jax Gaming and much more! no way! I didnt know I had that many

    • @dianacummer8052
      @dianacummer8052 4 года назад +1

      Pog dog!

    • @ahuiliztliac
      @ahuiliztliac 4 года назад +1

      I GAVE THE 666TH LIKE MUHAAHAHHAHA 4 real i did tho

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +2

      @@ahuiliztliac Philospher : Did The Past Really Happend?

  • @rain1910
    @rain1910 6 лет назад +1543

    Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

  • @clay4trey
    @clay4trey 7 лет назад +556

    Wii isn't a toaster. Don't worry, in 2017 we will 'switch' it up.

    • @grogger2269
      @grogger2269 7 лет назад +2

      Clay4Trey *ded*

    • @kamu3057
      @kamu3057 7 лет назад

      Clay4Trey oh wow

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 7 лет назад +5

      Is the Switch a toaster?

    • @clay4trey
      @clay4trey 7 лет назад +4

      jekblom123 No, but you put it in a toaster.

    • @salami99
      @salami99 7 лет назад +1

      does the toast go between the 2 controller?

  • @TownOfSalem69
    @TownOfSalem69 2 месяца назад +3

    At the time of typing this, the wii is 16 years old. imma go let it drive.