Unlikely Things to Hear in a Science Programme - Mock the Week - BBC Two
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Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious-looking week and uncover guests Milton Jones, Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh.
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"I'm Richard Dawkins, goodnight, and godble-shit."
FUCK that made me laugh my ass off.
My entry: "I have successfully spliced the genes of a tube sock and a great white shark. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the ferret!"
Gotta love milton!
i was in the audience for this recording..it was so freakin' AWESOME!!
My entry:
'Dispatches presents dissecting frogs: Scientific learning or the cold hard fact that the human race is just plain ****ed up?'
lol the dna joke gets me everytime x)
"I did have here a pie chart to demonstrate obesity; um......." LOL! :)
"Next, to demonstrate chaos theory, we've made Boris Johnson Prime Minister and unleashed a deadly respiratory infectious disease."
Milton is a guy you can't help but laugh at before he says something (in good way!)
Gee Mister Wizard, that was a fun lesson about male anatomy. Are you sure I can't tell my parents?
''Snowflakes are often associated with winter but in this day and age snowflakes are often seen all year round''
I'm not gonna lie, Milton Jones cracked me up on this one. Especially his DNA and Alexander Graham Ben gags. Hell, I don't think there were any comics on this week who weren't funny...
MC squared XD
MC³
@@danielbyrne9007 mc²
i love milton's joke. you know, the one he did in this video. the one where it says stuff to convey his point.
You’ll have to be more specific.
Milton, Hugh and sometimes Russell are funny as hell
.. I would LOVE to see Boris on mushrooms haha.
Should've been the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympics
Milton is the fucking best. I adore his faces, his accents and of course, his jokes :P
My Entry:
"The size of this new planet is the largest that NASA has ever encountered and its mass almost triples that of Jupiter. Because of this scientists have decided to name the planet your mom"
I swear I've hear Jimmy Carr use something exactly like this? 🤔
@@themanlybeard9212 Maybe he did. or something like it
"Yourmomsanus"
Milton Jones.... sheer brilliance!
Im a meerkat, shes not lying... too funny
Milton is legend
Only Milton can make the audience laugh before the punchline.
"I've been Richard Dawkins. Goodnight and God bless. SHIT!" LOL
"For Einstein it would be easy for a DJ name. He chose MC Squared."
Genius.
Would have been better had he said 'E rather than He...
"OY ESCHCAPED FRUMM DA PETRI DISH.... WHAT AM IIII?!!?"
I was expecting a religious joke aside from the Richard Dawkins one.
The topic is science, not religion. They're not at all similar.
The Philosopher I know, but just saying, based on these folks work I was expecting one.
Deaglan Cullen Yeah I guess.
atheism and religion are very much the same thing....atheists base all their belief systems on the lies of the kabbalah - the big bang, the universe being 13.5 billion years old, heliocentricity, evolution etc....the priests of babylon (the catholic church) have all given modern renderings to these lies - copernicus, georges lemaitre etc....and atheists lap them up like the fools they are - with zero scientific evidence
tiarnan well that was a wonderfully stupid comment. Thanks for the entertainment
My Entry: Wait wait, shit is it meant to be doing that?!
Crop circles - Myth or bollox? 😂😂
My Entry:
"Now that we've stitched the body parts together, all we need to do now is wait for a lightning to strike the conductor and hopefully, our creation will come to life."
Didn't buses stop using conductors? Probably after Dr Frankenstein tried to get his monster a child travel pass.
LMAOOO!!! i bloody love Hugh Dennis.
0:43 to 0:50
This is my favourite.
I love the way Andy Parsons says "Piece of Piss" :)
That MC2 thing was hilarious!
I seen DJ mc2 after Marco V once, the crowd was a mass and the strobe lights were pure energy!
By Brendon, I love Milton...hahahahaha
And people say the Britisch have sense of humor! Just loveing Mock The Week:)
"Apart from the human, the only animal to enjoy having sex is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"I'm a meerkat, she's not lying."
Omg, too cute :P
Milton Jones-LEGEND
Hugh Dennis-LEGEND
Jack Whitehall-awesome
Russell Howard-awesome
Holly Walsh-has her moments
Andy Parsons-has his moments
Holly Walsh - I really like her on this show and her style of humour integrates well with the regulars.
your comment is best read in a robot voice
She seems a lot more mature here than in other shows she's been on, where she seems to play on the ditsy blonde role more...
I love Milton!! :D
"Coming up next on Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie, with the help of the build team, test the myth of the existence of an afterlife!"
1:30 More like Unlikely things to hear in a history documentary.
I ate the pie chart, Milton!! :P
hugh dennis does a cute hand swing after his jokes!
Lol to ALL of Milton's jokes!!!!
Also- stares at Russel's pecks... *Drools, swoons*
Sploosh
“Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... that's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Now all that's left is to draw the transmutation circle."
One of my favourite Scenes we'd like to see
Milton could be Doctor 5.
I love the last one it never gets old
Boris Johnson in a room with an Aardvark and some magic mushrooms.
Can't believe people come here to hate.
If you don't like the people featured, don't watch it?
People are probably jealous of poor Jack because he's a lot more attractive than they are xD
Also Cold Air Balloon LOLL.
This just in: Jack Whitehall will be starring in a documentary about red dogs. _Big_ red dogs.
Milton needs to become a regular tbh
I love how Jack Whitehall has to learn down towards the microphone...
oh mr with the picnic table shirt, i like the way you slag off gillian :D
To demonstrate Newton's Third Law of Motion, we've put Timmy here on rollerskates and attached a JATO rocket to him. *whoosh* We're going to need another Timmy!
@THETAILSDOLLISREAL 2:19 after he plays with her joke, she looks down, as he walks over, so as not to make eye contact with him, but smiling at the same time, not laughing outright, because she wants to keep her composure and not embarrass herself. He, on the other hand, makes an open joke implying that he and holly have had sex, perhaps as invitation for said occurrence to actually come true… thats what i call a spark!
I love this show :)
I would love to see the Boris Johnson on magic mushrooms
You should guess what I want to say. Why did you cancel this show?
ohhh i always love it when they do this bit in mock the the week the guy who came up first is well funny !!!!
Jack Whitehall - It is called UNLIKELY things in a science programme. What you said about Gillian McKieth is Likely.
1890 - The car is invented, and engine breaks down immediately. Inventor gets ecstatic: "the car is here to stay."
1896- The germans made the first asphalt concrete road, then hangs it up on the wall to get it out of the way.
1900 - New manufacturing technique give more horse powers, wheat consumption increases.
1908 - After 19 failed attempts does Ford finally get their breakthrough with the T-model.
1913 - Audi stops putting tools in the gear box, car lifespan increases dramatically.
lol at the dna joke
i love milton jones :D
Does anyone notice at 2:35 that Russell Howard still has his Meerkat hands up?
Yeah i agree with pretty much all of that. I'd probably put Andy in only okay though. And probably put Milton down as legend, also d:
4 people were never hugged as a child.
I don't know. Russell's humour seems to be alright to me, Andy is still funny in his own right, and yeah, Hugh is still great.
Milton Jones is a live-action version of Beauregard the janitor from the Muppet Show.
lol. "He would be MC^2" YES!!! XD
Whys russel howard stand with his chest flexed loool,
@TheT33g
Not sure if you remember:
Wes Mantooth: "Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. (laughs goofily) Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys. (laughs goofily)"
Brick: "Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"
No idea what cameron was going on about... but that was where "the toilet store" part came from...
FOR SCIENCE! 🤖
Poor aardvark!!! 😂
@Kerriangel there are so many! it was 3hours worth of recording. painful after a while but loads more answers and brilliant! Milton Jones was so much funnier without takes as well!
I think it's the bit, "because I was never hugged as a child" afterwards because she's unlikely to admit that...
little fun fact, an "MC" or "Master of Cermonies" is not a DJ, he's more of a dancer who gets the crowd pumping
do i sense a spark between Holly and Russell?
I choked on my drink for a moment at the Dawkins joke.
Aaaannd the search for 2491cc's comment begins.
Food - Check
Water - Check
Full Battery - Check.
Lets do this!
haha the media studies one
Love the way Jack says "Dappy off of N-Dubz" in one of the poshest accents ever heard
I wish I was that Meerkat
if milton is right, then we have had wrong number conversations for 120 years. And still no-one knows what the correct etiquette is.
"I'm Richard Dawkins. Goodnight, and God bless.....SHIT!!!!"
Hi, I'm Dr Gillian McKeith and I am best known for fainting multiple times in a jungle
And Russell howard is epic btw he's better on good news:P
LMFAO. Tonight we'll be discussing molecular science. Our guests are Sir Patrick Moore, Robert Winston, and Dappy off of N-Dubz
1:41 So good
@sionnyn No, it stands for Douglas Noel Adams.
Holly should be on more, haven't seen her do a full Stand up routine though.
Bahaha it took me a while to get the DNA joke xD
0:42 LOL
@TheLunaFace I completely agree with you there. There is a bias where people just expect women to be unfunny.
Boris Johnson + aadvark + magic mushrooms =
yeah russell's right that woudl be chaos
@JUKProductions not realy her one for valantines day was awsome "Roses are red, poopies are red, grass is red....SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!"
@Poeish I also enjoy this. I also enjoy commentors adding to other commentors' comments. It's like a virtual verbal pyramid scheme. But without the money. I also enjoy non sequitors.
Best one yet.
MC squared...from Erb...erb got it from here!!
watvid1 it's a very common joke
i had this Pie chart to demonstrate obisity but... well you know! hahaa