Unlikely Things to Hear in a Science Programme - Mock the Week - BBC Two

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    Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious-looking week and uncover guests Milton Jones, Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh.
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Комментарии • 405

  • @maximumrfan
    @maximumrfan 13 лет назад +42

    "I'm Richard Dawkins, goodnight, and godble-shit."
    FUCK that made me laugh my ass off.

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 10 лет назад +61

    My entry: "I have successfully spliced the genes of a tube sock and a great white shark. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the ferret!"

  • @cyrushanlon6956
    @cyrushanlon6956 10 лет назад +173

    Gotta love milton!

  • @UniqueFish79
    @UniqueFish79 14 лет назад +21

    i was in the audience for this recording..it was so freakin' AWESOME!!

  • @scifiguy9000
    @scifiguy9000 8 лет назад +16

    My entry:
    'Dispatches presents dissecting frogs: Scientific learning or the cold hard fact that the human race is just plain ****ed up?'

  • @nuttymonkey11
    @nuttymonkey11 13 лет назад +15

    lol the dna joke gets me everytime x)

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 лет назад +22

    "I did have here a pie chart to demonstrate obesity; um......." LOL! :)

  • @KeithFraser82
    @KeithFraser82 3 года назад +35

    "Next, to demonstrate chaos theory, we've made Boris Johnson Prime Minister and unleashed a deadly respiratory infectious disease."

  • @CardbordBoxHD
    @CardbordBoxHD 13 лет назад +14

    Milton is a guy you can't help but laugh at before he says something (in good way!)

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 10 лет назад +96

    Gee Mister Wizard, that was a fun lesson about male anatomy. Are you sure I can't tell my parents?

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 5 лет назад +1

      ''Snowflakes are often associated with winter but in this day and age snowflakes are often seen all year round''

  • @Rainiac
    @Rainiac 14 лет назад +11

    I'm not gonna lie, Milton Jones cracked me up on this one. Especially his DNA and Alexander Graham Ben gags. Hell, I don't think there were any comics on this week who weren't funny...

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 10 лет назад +120

    MC squared XD

  • @blade3337
    @blade3337 13 лет назад +6

    i love milton's joke. you know, the one he did in this video. the one where it says stuff to convey his point.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      You’ll have to be more specific.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 5 лет назад +7

    Milton, Hugh and sometimes Russell are funny as hell

  • @rob91Harvey
    @rob91Harvey 13 лет назад +34

    .. I would LOVE to see Boris on mushrooms haha.

    • @OHutchinson04
      @OHutchinson04 3 года назад +6

      Should've been the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympics

  • @SacredSobek
    @SacredSobek 14 лет назад +4

    Milton is the fucking best. I adore his faces, his accents and of course, his jokes :P

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 4 года назад +11

    My Entry:
    "The size of this new planet is the largest that NASA has ever encountered and its mass almost triples that of Jupiter. Because of this scientists have decided to name the planet your mom"

    • @themanlybeard9212
      @themanlybeard9212 4 года назад +1

      I swear I've hear Jimmy Carr use something exactly like this? 🤔

    • @sherlock3134
      @sherlock3134 4 года назад

      @@themanlybeard9212 Maybe he did. or something like it

    • @smith077906
      @smith077906 2 года назад +1

      "Yourmomsanus"

  • @psychobollox
    @psychobollox 13 лет назад +3

    Milton Jones.... sheer brilliance!

  • @brirocks11
    @brirocks11 12 лет назад +1

    Im a meerkat, shes not lying... too funny

  • @TheEpic786
    @TheEpic786 13 лет назад +3

    Milton is legend

  • @Streetwalkeriain
    @Streetwalkeriain 13 лет назад +13

    Only Milton can make the audience laugh before the punchline.

  • @krizan1
    @krizan1 13 лет назад +5

    "I've been Richard Dawkins. Goodnight and God bless. SHIT!" LOL

  • @TheSwordsmanInBlack
    @TheSwordsmanInBlack 11 лет назад +3

    "For Einstein it would be easy for a DJ name. He chose MC Squared."
    Genius.

    • @jimmythewig3354
      @jimmythewig3354 5 лет назад +1

      Would have been better had he said 'E rather than He...

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 лет назад +5

    "OY ESCHCAPED FRUMM DA PETRI DISH.... WHAT AM IIII?!!?"

  • @irishdc9523
    @irishdc9523 9 лет назад +75

    I was expecting a religious joke aside from the Richard Dawkins one.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 9 лет назад +8

      The topic is science, not religion. They're not at all similar.

    • @irishdc9523
      @irishdc9523 9 лет назад +2

      The Philosopher I know, but just saying, based on these folks work I was expecting one.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 9 лет назад +2

      Deaglan Cullen Yeah I guess.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 года назад

      atheism and religion are very much the same thing....atheists base all their belief systems on the lies of the kabbalah - the big bang, the universe being 13.5 billion years old, heliocentricity, evolution etc....the priests of babylon (the catholic church) have all given modern renderings to these lies - copernicus, georges lemaitre etc....and atheists lap them up like the fools they are - with zero scientific evidence

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 4 года назад +5

      tiarnan well that was a wonderfully stupid comment. Thanks for the entertainment

  • @GmaerXQ
    @GmaerXQ 11 лет назад +10

    My Entry: Wait wait, shit is it meant to be doing that?!

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 лет назад +6

    Crop circles - Myth or bollox? 😂😂

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 10 лет назад +38

    My Entry:
    "Now that we've stitched the body parts together, all we need to do now is wait for a lightning to strike the conductor and hopefully, our creation will come to life."

    • @davidmjackson7784
      @davidmjackson7784 5 лет назад +3

      Didn't buses stop using conductors? Probably after Dr Frankenstein tried to get his monster a child travel pass.

  • @EdeLovesGerrard
    @EdeLovesGerrard 12 лет назад +2

    LMAOOO!!! i bloody love Hugh Dennis.

  • @Spidey-eq1eh
    @Spidey-eq1eh Год назад +2

    0:43 to 0:50
    This is my favourite.

  • @themightybooshx19x
    @themightybooshx19x 13 лет назад +1

    I love the way Andy Parsons says "Piece of Piss" :)

  • @procritic09
    @procritic09 13 лет назад +2

    That MC2 thing was hilarious!

  • @AveNullusMajestic
    @AveNullusMajestic 13 лет назад +1

    I seen DJ mc2 after Marco V once, the crowd was a mass and the strobe lights were pure energy!

  • @quirkyeccentric64
    @quirkyeccentric64 12 лет назад +1

    By Brendon, I love Milton...hahahahaha

  • @Jackalantern32668
    @Jackalantern32668 12 лет назад +1

    And people say the Britisch have sense of humor! Just loveing Mock The Week:)

  • @highgirlstar2000
    @highgirlstar2000 14 лет назад +1

    "Apart from the human, the only animal to enjoy having sex is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
    "I'm a meerkat, she's not lying."
    Omg, too cute :P

  • @axil56
    @axil56 13 лет назад +3

    Milton Jones-LEGEND
    Hugh Dennis-LEGEND
    Jack Whitehall-awesome
    Russell Howard-awesome
    Holly Walsh-has her moments
    Andy Parsons-has his moments

  • @sophiequinn8711
    @sophiequinn8711 11 лет назад +17

    Holly Walsh - I really like her on this show and her style of humour integrates well with the regulars.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 года назад +2

      your comment is best read in a robot voice

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад +1

      She seems a lot more mature here than in other shows she's been on, where she seems to play on the ditsy blonde role more...

  • @emochic100
    @emochic100 13 лет назад +2

    I love Milton!! :D

  • @NoirTheSable
    @NoirTheSable 11 лет назад +1

    "Coming up next on Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie, with the help of the build team, test the myth of the existence of an afterlife!"

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +3

    1:30 More like Unlikely things to hear in a history documentary.

  • @jasonworth7244
    @jasonworth7244 12 лет назад +2

    I ate the pie chart, Milton!! :P

  • @reeka411
    @reeka411 13 лет назад

    hugh dennis does a cute hand swing after his jokes!

  • @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee
    @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee 13 лет назад

    Lol to ALL of Milton's jokes!!!!
    Also- stares at Russel's pecks... *Drools, swoons*

  • @888fevertime
    @888fevertime 11 лет назад +1

    “Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... that's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Now all that's left is to draw the transmutation circle."

  • @umpalumpa2oo7
    @umpalumpa2oo7 14 лет назад +2

    One of my favourite Scenes we'd like to see

  • @sleepygothgirl
    @sleepygothgirl 12 лет назад +1

    Milton could be Doctor 5.

  • @codgod851
    @codgod851 12 лет назад +1

    I love the last one it never gets old

  • @StrOcc
    @StrOcc 12 лет назад +1

    Boris Johnson in a room with an Aardvark and some magic mushrooms.

  • @Alakakatie
    @Alakakatie 13 лет назад +1

    Can't believe people come here to hate.
    If you don't like the people featured, don't watch it?
    People are probably jealous of poor Jack because he's a lot more attractive than they are xD
    Also Cold Air Balloon LOLL.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

    This just in: Jack Whitehall will be starring in a documentary about red dogs. _Big_ red dogs.

  • @Clbull118
    @Clbull118 14 лет назад +2

    Milton needs to become a regular tbh

  • @MrsLovesALotOfMusic
    @MrsLovesALotOfMusic 13 лет назад

    I love how Jack Whitehall has to learn down towards the microphone...

  • @xxsteweyxx
    @xxsteweyxx 13 лет назад

    oh mr with the picnic table shirt, i like the way you slag off gillian :D

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 9 лет назад +6

    To demonstrate Newton's Third Law of Motion, we've put Timmy here on rollerskates and attached a JATO rocket to him. *whoosh* We're going to need another Timmy!

  • @FiiTzYHuNii
    @FiiTzYHuNii 12 лет назад +1

    @THETAILSDOLLISREAL 2:19 after he plays with her joke, she looks down, as he walks over, so as not to make eye contact with him, but smiling at the same time, not laughing outright, because she wants to keep her composure and not embarrass herself. He, on the other hand, makes an open joke implying that he and holly have had sex, perhaps as invitation for said occurrence to actually come true… thats what i call a spark!

  • @swiftninja91
    @swiftninja91 13 лет назад +2

    I love this show :)

  • @connorhuggins2891
    @connorhuggins2891 3 года назад +1

    I would love to see the Boris Johnson on magic mushrooms

  • @tizzieblack3384
    @tizzieblack3384 Год назад +1

    You should guess what I want to say. Why did you cancel this show?

  • @zaidsharif7388
    @zaidsharif7388 11 лет назад

    ohhh i always love it when they do this bit in mock the the week the guy who came up first is well funny !!!!

  • @SameDifferenceisbest
    @SameDifferenceisbest 12 лет назад

    Jack Whitehall - It is called UNLIKELY things in a science programme. What you said about Gillian McKieth is Likely.

  • @LoverofLiszt
    @LoverofLiszt 12 лет назад

    1890 - The car is invented, and engine breaks down immediately. Inventor gets ecstatic: "the car is here to stay."
    1896- The germans made the first asphalt concrete road, then hangs it up on the wall to get it out of the way.
    1900 - New manufacturing technique give more horse powers, wheat consumption increases.
    1908 - After 19 failed attempts does Ford finally get their breakthrough with the T-model.
    1913 - Audi stops putting tools in the gear box, car lifespan increases dramatically.

  • @giannicasserini
    @giannicasserini 13 лет назад

    lol at the dna joke

  • @SimpOfTheUncannyBrothers
    @SimpOfTheUncannyBrothers 12 лет назад +1

    i love milton jones :D

  • @JJ_1995
    @JJ_1995 13 лет назад

    Does anyone notice at 2:35 that Russell Howard still has his Meerkat hands up?

  • @HereComeTheDrums42
    @HereComeTheDrums42 14 лет назад +1

    Yeah i agree with pretty much all of that. I'd probably put Andy in only okay though. And probably put Milton down as legend, also d:

  • @boujounomono
    @boujounomono 13 лет назад

    4 people were never hugged as a child.

  • @TaylorZanderFrancis
    @TaylorZanderFrancis 14 лет назад +1

    I don't know. Russell's humour seems to be alright to me, Andy is still funny in his own right, and yeah, Hugh is still great.

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 13 лет назад

    Milton Jones is a live-action version of Beauregard the janitor from the Muppet Show.

  • @fleuve0styx
    @fleuve0styx 12 лет назад

    lol. "He would be MC^2" YES!!! XD

  • @DocTani
    @DocTani 12 лет назад

    Whys russel howard stand with his chest flexed loool,

  • @bidefordrfc
    @bidefordrfc 12 лет назад

    @TheT33g
    Not sure if you remember:
    Wes Mantooth: "Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. (laughs goofily) Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys. (laughs goofily)"
    Brick: "Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"
    No idea what cameron was going on about... but that was where "the toilet store" part came from...

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 2 года назад +2

    FOR SCIENCE! 🤖

  • @dancingwithnature5303
    @dancingwithnature5303 4 года назад

    Poor aardvark!!! 😂

  • @UniqueFish79
    @UniqueFish79 14 лет назад

    @Kerriangel there are so many! it was 3hours worth of recording. painful after a while but loads more answers and brilliant! Milton Jones was so much funnier without takes as well!

  • @ifyoulistenquietly
    @ifyoulistenquietly 12 лет назад

    I think it's the bit, "because I was never hugged as a child" afterwards because she's unlikely to admit that...

  • @Flylake
    @Flylake 13 лет назад

    little fun fact, an "MC" or "Master of Cermonies" is not a DJ, he's more of a dancer who gets the crowd pumping

  • @FiiTzYHuNii
    @FiiTzYHuNii 12 лет назад +1

    do i sense a spark between Holly and Russell?

  • @JustinDejong
    @JustinDejong 13 лет назад

    I choked on my drink for a moment at the Dawkins joke.

  • @iFistedFlipper113
    @iFistedFlipper113 12 лет назад

    Aaaannd the search for 2491cc's comment begins.
    Food - Check
    Water - Check
    Full Battery - Check.
    Lets do this!

  • @GoldenbanjoDJ
    @GoldenbanjoDJ 13 лет назад

    haha the media studies one

  • @bluesteelsaxophone
    @bluesteelsaxophone 12 лет назад +2

    Love the way Jack says "Dappy off of N-Dubz" in one of the poshest accents ever heard

  • @SameDifferenceisbest
    @SameDifferenceisbest 12 лет назад +1

    I wish I was that Meerkat

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 13 лет назад +2

    if milton is right, then we have had wrong number conversations for 120 years. And still no-one knows what the correct etiquette is.

  • @hendrickx88
    @hendrickx88 12 лет назад +2

    "I'm Richard Dawkins. Goodnight, and God bless.....SHIT!!!!"

  • @SuperEpicNiceGuy
    @SuperEpicNiceGuy 3 года назад

    Hi, I'm Dr Gillian McKeith and I am best known for fainting multiple times in a jungle

  • @21stCENTURYBOY12
    @21stCENTURYBOY12 13 лет назад

    And Russell howard is epic btw he's better on good news:P

  • @iremy2146
    @iremy2146 11 лет назад

    LMFAO. Tonight we'll be discussing molecular science. Our guests are Sir Patrick Moore, Robert Winston, and Dappy off of N-Dubz

  • @Scouserrrr08
    @Scouserrrr08 12 лет назад

    1:41 So good

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 12 лет назад

    @sionnyn No, it stands for Douglas Noel Adams.

  • @batmanofni
    @batmanofni 13 лет назад

    Holly should be on more, haven't seen her do a full Stand up routine though.

  • @Silverhawk92
    @Silverhawk92 13 лет назад

    Bahaha it took me a while to get the DNA joke xD

  • @TheHairofTime
    @TheHairofTime 14 лет назад

    0:42 LOL

  • @Android18uk
    @Android18uk 12 лет назад

    @TheLunaFace I completely agree with you there. There is a bias where people just expect women to be unfunny.

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад

    Boris Johnson + aadvark + magic mushrooms =
    yeah russell's right that woudl be chaos

  • @Salad-in
    @Salad-in 14 лет назад

    @JUKProductions not realy her one for valantines day was awsome "Roses are red, poopies are red, grass is red....SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!"

  • @MrBoboFace
    @MrBoboFace 12 лет назад

    @Poeish I also enjoy this. I also enjoy commentors adding to other commentors' comments. It's like a virtual verbal pyramid scheme. But without the money. I also enjoy non sequitors.

  • @Barzins1
    @Barzins1 6 лет назад

    Best one yet.

  • @watvid1
    @watvid1 12 лет назад +1

    MC squared...from Erb...erb got it from here!!

  • @s4494r
    @s4494r 13 лет назад

    i had this Pie chart to demonstrate obisity but... well you know! hahaa