Her depression is too great ever since her favorite support animal died tragically while avoiding her shield instead of using it. Now she telepathically transmits to animals that they cannot help her. Kind of sad when you think about it.
@@curt4174 "And adults, are soft... Not all people are by nature, not thinking they know wrong and right. That's moral! War rules this, immorality that! Adults, you can't mold, mishandle them into undoing any sort of decenties. And there's everything worse than a bad decenty to stop a war going."
0:31 Well if it *pays* - $400k to load that shield, then it is not opposite and actually _costs_ 400k, since you're adding a negative number, therefore subtracting from your bank account
"""I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time" -the person above me speaking facts"" - My guy didn't need to restate the comment
@@chrismclean4789 """I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time" -the person above me speaking facts"" - My guy didn't need to restate the comment" - My guy didn't reed to restate the reply
“”””I’ve already disregarded several that can’t assist shell casing” gets me every time” -the person above me speaking facts” - my guy didn’t need to restate the comment” -My guy didn’t need to restate the reply” -my guy didn’t need to restate the reply’s reply
““““““I’ve already disregarded several that can’t assist shell casing” gets me every time” -the person above me speaking facts” - my guy didn’t need to restate the comment” -My guy didn’t need to restate the reply” -my guy didn’t need to restate the reply’s reply” -Why are we responding like we're in a forum site?
Title card: "Dismiss the Light" My brain, immediately: BURY THE LIIIIIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIN! CAST ASIIIIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOOOOME! WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIND! DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOONE!
@@npc6817 I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAME! BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH! edit: the other guy's comment isn't showing, rip
If this video was uploaded on a Opposite Day, it would be named like this: “Dismiss the Light and it’s Observe Night”; and the title be like: “Engage the Darkness”.
Subclass: Light Weapons Guy. Heavy's minigun is replaced with an anti-gravity hammer, allowing him to levitate and free him from being the slowest class. The direction you swing your hammer is the way in the air you fly. You can also grab hands with a teammate to give them a lift.
"Dismiss the Light" I'm sorry, but don't you mean... BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN! CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO GOING HOME! WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIND! DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONE!
"that is not my shield" true it is a minigun that weighs 150kilograms and fires 200$, custom-tooled cartridges at 10000 rounds per minute and It costs 400000$ to fire that weapon...for twelve seconds
Also, new subscriber here! Looking forward to seeing what you do with the others. Though personally I think for an extra humorous touch, avoid the double negatives. You can leave one word the same if it makes it easier to follow. Or don't, this is hilarious too!
This video just makes the heavy sound like a support character that gets pissed when her teammates forget to equip or straight up ignore her shield buffs.
![How it FEELS to SUFFER in SFM (sp00ky) [Behind the Scenes]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gMDgHPQ0YfI/mqdefault.jpg)
![How it FEELS to SUFFER in SFM (sp00ky) [Behind the Scenes]](/img/tr.png)
![Meet The Civilian Heavy [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RX9qLfSmKHQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"Laugh a little less" sounds like something heavy would say
"Dismiss the Light" sounds like a threat
@@vonisweird2472 feels like a dictator would say that
"NEIN! VWE MUSZT ZISMISS ZE LIGHT!"
Hello citizen. We are sorry to inform you that due to not dismissing the light, your bing chilling execution date will be today. All hail the CCP
Many animals have tried to assist me almost sounds something he would say
“I know who avoided my shield” is a great quote for Reinhardt mains
@@succyfish5451 yo is killer fish from san diego?
now taste my hammer!
When a Reinhardt flame strikes another Reinhardt
Tone*
@@Goofyahh1337
I love tone, such a nice loadout
"Many animals know they cant assist me. Definitely" best line in this video.
Snort*
Definitely
Her depression is too great ever since her favorite support animal died tragically while avoiding her shield instead of using it. Now she telepathically transmits to animals that they cannot help her. Kind of sad when you think about it.
nope that would be "I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing"
@@Ziedmac Mspaint png pfp detected, opinion invalidated.
@@rattheungodlyrat.6466 my pfp was made in krita lmao
"Dismiss the Light"
Ah yes, a Kingdom Hearts villain.
DISMISS THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
@@petersinkworking6198 CAST IN SHADOWS THERE'S NO COMING HOOOMEEE
WE’RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WINDDDDDD
I don’t know what kingdom hearts song you guys are singing but I’m into it.
@@randomidoit9605 tbf this sounds lika Guilty Gear Strive song.
"It pays -400000 dollars"
If you think about it, is actually the same as the original
You don't say
Oh god it's -12 seconds he would even be more broke
every second it costs infinite dollars lmao
@@jey5806nope, for -12 eternities
"Laugh a little less" also approximates to the original meaning as well.
“Laugh a little less” is actually a rather foreboding catch phrase when you think about it.
Joker, are you okay?
Its like trying to have fun with a psychic girlfriend
@@bartosik321what
@@bartosik321it is oddly specific
Light shields gal really pulled a mgr and said
"This isn't my shield"
Holy fuck
"I'M NOT FUCKING INVINCIBLE"
@@curt4174 "And adults, are soft... Not all people are by nature, not thinking they know wrong and right. That's moral! War rules this, immorality that! Adults, you can't mold, mishandle them into undoing any sort of decenties. And there's everything worse than a bad decenty to stop a war going."
@@zesomeone4078 "Unlike the bad new nights before -9/11!"
let's not stand
0:31 Well if it *pays* - $400k to load that shield, then it is not opposite and actually _costs_ 400k, since you're adding a negative number, therefore subtracting from your bank account
ur doxxed for ebing a nerd
it adds 400K buying that
@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem means that its free
In Russia you don't buy shields. Shields buy you.
For minus twelve eternities, don't forget that part
"Many animals know they can't assist me."
That's a feel right there.
Definitely
Emotional support animals.
@@littleprofen2516 definitely
@@wherewithal i've already disregarded seveal that can't assist shell chasing
Hey I found my doppelganger
"I am light shield girl."
"But that...is not my shield"
Of course its a minigun!
thats a megaspear
(or a megasword, anything could work)
Megashield
MEGAARMOR!
@@NeonBeeCat
"I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time
""I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time"
-the person above me speaking facts
"""I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time"
-the person above me speaking facts""
- My guy didn't need to restate the comment
@@chrismclean4789 """I've already disregarded several that can't assist shell casing" gets me every time"
-the person above me speaking facts""
- My guy didn't need to restate the comment"
- My guy didn't reed to restate the reply
“”””I’ve already disregarded several that can’t assist shell casing” gets me every time” -the person above me speaking facts” - my guy didn’t need to restate the comment”
-My guy didn’t need to restate the reply”
-my guy didn’t need to restate the reply’s reply
““““““I’ve already disregarded several that can’t assist shell casing” gets me every time”
-the person above me speaking facts”
- my guy didn’t need to restate the comment”
-My guy didn’t need to restate the reply”
-my guy didn’t need to restate the reply’s reply”
-Why are we responding like we're in a forum site?
We never did find out who avoided light shield girl's shield
i did! (shhh)
@@buildinasentry keep one eye open when you go to sleep to tonight
@@buildinasentry We're coming.
@@buildinasentry give me your skin george
yall cant get me, you cannt make me stop! MUAHAHAHAHhA
0:42
I love this because it sounds like it was something she was thinking about and just realized lol
Poor heavy, expending 20 thousand minutes to fire a single round. And he's doing it back in time...
I think you mean:
Rich light, paying negative 20 thousand seconds to water multiple boxes. But, she's doing it forwards too late.
I lost it at "No way, I know who avoided my shield!" I can't even explain why that is so funny
*proudly grabs "shield"*
"But THAT... is not my shield."
Bro just stole this "shield"
I love how the opposite of TF2 is Overwatch
“i know who avoided my sheild” - razorback snipers
"many animals know they cant assist me. definitely." ah, yes. normal heavy is always assisted by squirrels and such.
Who else do you think refills his sandwich?
Laugh a little less!
That's replacing the Live, Laugh, Love wall art.
I'ma be honest, "Dismiss the Light" sounds metal as fuck.
and that's the entire reason I clicked on this video I cna go now
Bury it even
@@WingMaster562 immortal temptation takes over my mind
Condemned
Honestly the funniest shit is how the thud sound effects for Light and her shield being sat down are inversed
"He floats -150 milligrams" should be a term used in sailing
Title card: "Dismiss the Light"
My brain, immediately: BURY THE LIIIIIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIN! CAST ASIIIIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOOOOME! WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIND! DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOONE!
Immortal temptation takes over my mind
Condemned
Falling weak on my knees, summon the strenght- of mayem
@@npc6817 *epic instrumental*
@@zacharyyoungblood7013 *_I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, DAK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!*
@@npc6817 I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAME!
BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!
edit: the other guy's comment isn't showing, rip
If this video was uploaded on a Opposite Day, it would be named like this: “Dismiss the Light and it’s Observe Night”;
and the title be like: “Engage the Darkness”.
Or, to put it in simpler terms…
EEEEEEXIT LIGHT
EEEEEENTER NIIIIGHT
Then opposite of that Engage the Darkness would be *Bury the Light*
ENGAGE THE DARKNESS THAT'S WITHIN ME
I was expecting an SFM where the turret replaces the position of the Heavy weapons guy…. This is much better
"Oh my Satan" should not've gotten me THAT badly, yet here I am laughing my ass off
You’ll love Dismiss the Salad then.
So basically Magna from Armello but lighter.
Especially (angrily): "I know who avoided my shield!" And also getting paid when it is used.
I mean I can see the connection
1:07 so THAT is what pyrovision is like!
Calling this an Overwatch animation is such a nice touch
Subclass: Light Weapons Guy. Heavy's minigun is replaced with an anti-gravity hammer, allowing him to levitate and free him from being the slowest class. The direction you swing your hammer is the way in the air you fly. You can also grab hands with a teammate to give them a lift.
One day when the heavy update arrives...we may yet get our fatscout primary replacement and have a Light Weapons Guy. Maybe. *snort*. Maybe.
0:57 Fared surprisingly well.
The part about animals is 100% true in a casual match.
Lol
“Dismiss the Light” is the next KH final boss theme.
Not to be confused with “Dismiss”, Terranort’s theme.
This is fantastic 👍 You deserve more attention!
Imagine being paid $400,000 to fire a minigun for 12 seconds.
imagine being a furry
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c ikr
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c believe me. I’m a degenerate
To water a maxishield*
You are paid to fire it for twelve eternities
"i know many animals can't assist me" slays me and i dont know why
0:01 another bury the light meme.
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Heavy: At minus 10000 minutes per round.
Also Heavy: It pays -400000$ to load that shield for minus 12 eternities
"I am light shields girl, but that is not my shield."
🤝
"I said my sword was a tool of justice, but this isn't my sword."
Careful with the thumbnail, don't want to summon the entire DMC5 community
It seems I already have.
"It pays minus 400,000 dollars" would still equal
"It cost 400,000 dollars"
"who avoidet my shield" -angry tank when the DPS runs out of his barrier and dies.
"at minus ten thousand bullets per round"
*Literal Bullet Eater*
“Many animals know they can’t assist me. Definitely.”
-Light Shields Girl 2022
When he fires his "shield" they pay him to fire it.
"Dismiss the Light" sounds like an 80's heavy metal album
Or power metal.
"Dismiss the Light"
I'm sorry, but don't you mean...
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!
CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO GOING HOME!
WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIND!
DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONE!
Tittle: Dismiss the Light
Brain: BURY THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT DEEEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIN
This somehow still works as a legit "meet the crew" vid
STOP AVOIDING MY SHIELD, COME HERE, TOUCH IT, SMELL IT, ADMIRE IT
1:20 overwatch was unexpected wow
"I've already disregarded several that cant assist shell casing"
-The Light.
Dismiss the light actually sounds like a good horror game title
dismiss THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
"laugh a little less" means the same thing as "cry some more"
"that is not my shield" true it is a minigun that weighs 150kilograms and fires 200$, custom-tooled cartridges at 10000 rounds per minute and It costs 400000$ to fire that weapon...for twelve seconds
"It pays minus four hundred thousand dollars to load that shield" somehow still on point.
RED Heavy: I have yet to find one who can outsmart boolet.
BLU Heavy: _I’ve already disregarded several that can’t resist shell casing._
I just found you Chanel and im laughing during each one
Good work👍
nice argument, unfortunately, you have fetish pfp.
People getting brave with their profile pictures.
"I am light shield girl" still the most iconic line in gaming history
0:19 MINUS ONE
Godzilla minus one
The cover main when someone headshots a teammate: “WHO AVOIDED MY SHIELD!”
"Oh my Satan!" LOL!
Even RUclips recognize it as Overwatch
0:49
Tanks in team games be like
Welp, he is a tank
@@communisthitler666but he have no shield, also he is light.
"I am light shields girl. But that... is not my shield." _A muffled voice in the next room..._ "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?"
1:12 is my favortie part
I love how everyone here contains continuity by calling him the heavy shields girl, and even keeping the correct pronouns lmao
Everyone except you lol
*her
"But its opposite day..."
he a little confused, but he got the spirit.
“Many animals know they can’t assist me”
“Laugh a little less”
This video is freaking hilarious!
Dismiss the light❌️
Bury the light✅️
The storm is approaching
1:26 It should be called 'Dismantled Abandoned Basement -2', Or, 'Dismantled Abandoned Badlands -2'. Because, that 'Over Watch' was copyrighted.
the fact the game under description is overwatch got me laughing
0:24 profit!
The "I KNOW WHO AVOIDED MY SHIELD" just made me think of playing Reinhart in OW.
Fantastic. Perfect. Love it.
“Oh my Satan, I know who avoided Misha?”
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
"Oh my Satan" caught me off guard
MvM Medic GF be like: 00:08
I just like how "Laugh a little less" implies the same thing as "Cry some more".
Also, new subscriber here! Looking forward to seeing what you do with the others. Though personally I think for an extra humorous touch, avoid the double negatives. You can leave one word the same if it makes it easier to follow. Or don't, this is hilarious too!
I love it how misha is basically a feather but light is not that light and absolutely demolished the chair
Can’t wait for the next one
Bro's gun pays him $400,000.
ahhh no,my hateful person from the game individual fortress 3: light shields girl
*Hateful
@@humanlike69 thank for correcting me
@@GarryTale Unwelcome.
This video just makes the heavy sound like a support character that gets pissed when her teammates forget to equip or straight up ignore her shield buffs.
This is just perfect.
"i said my shield was a tool of protection, used in defense, used for guarding, and now i am sure of it... Even though... That's is not my shield"
To load my sheild ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
"Oh my satan"
"I know who avoided my shield"
"Many animals know they cant assist me"
"Laugh a little less"
I'm light melee women
and these are your melee
it weight -100 pounds
0:09 But what a detail! The sound of the weapon being supported by Heavy is not abrupt but light.
0:55 my team in a nutshell
0:55 imagine how many animals he got saying that
“I used to say my shield was a tool of justice... now I’m not so sure... but anyways” 0:16
0:39 meet the clinically depressed heavy
Heavy should be talking russian
When day breaks be like: Dismiss the light
'Dismiss the light' sounds like a song that belongs to either metal gear or devil may cry
Or Kingdom Hearts.