I'd really like to see him walk up to Cub and start doing it. Or better yet, walk up to Cub and someone else, and start talking to the someone else like that and just see what happens.
I've seen a lot of Minceraft tutorials in my time but a 'how to of accounting fraud and vandalism' in one video is great, Thanks Beef and xB I gunna use this at work
22:22 I've got a sneeking suspicion that you have been growing the nether trees underground and they grew through the ground upward, and that's how that got there.
Honestly, it's like the Hermits have an unwritten rule to always check the ender chest when someone else opens the ender chest. 😅 I know it's force of habit but it gets me every time.
Hearing beef talk about the mindcrack felt so refreshing. Grew up watching all of them when i was like 10 and i even met mr beef a long time ago. and now that im 20, its nice to see that beef is still going.
At first I didn't like the idea but thinking about it, it would force people to creatively light up very large areas and I think it could look pretty cool
@@rowanhensley3615 I did the math with mods. Minecraft days are 20 minutes (24 in-game hours, each being 50 real-world seconds) long, and the portion of the daylight cycle that the game considers to be nighttime (i.e. allows the player to sleep under normal conditions) lasts from 6:32 PM to 5:28 AM, which is *approximately 45%.*
I love the unsettling music Beef uses for every Big Salmon bit XD also I think by the end of this season, Beef's gonna be able to depict a salmon in minecraft in his sleep...
i started watching beef when i was in middle school, i’m now in my third year of university, came back to see how my childhood was doing, Still inspiring and entertaining
Beef and xB's food business is an interesting story seed, Beef as an organic, all natural farmer is corrupted by the profits brought by xB's uncouth side of the business, and, similarly to big Salmon, Beef becomes a corporate stooge alongside xB, and as equal partners they try and monopolize all food on the server, just like in real like, this capitalistic enterprise will lead to ecological destruction in the pursuit of profit.
Hey Beef, as a Farmer myself, I can tell you that the word you were searching for when you were clearing out the fungus disease on your wheat farm actually is „fungicide“. You were totally right: Insectides against unwanted insects, and fungicides are against fungi. These products are extremly important for protecting all kinds of crops (in my case apples) in order to produce enough and healthy food for the world population! So good on you that you got rid of your problem for now. But think about investing in some proper chemical spraying systems if you want to continue to feed the Server! Of course your food is hand harvestet and all that, but in order to produce good fruits and weed you have to use modern technologies. Organic farms are also using insecticeds and fungicides, just made out of different ingredients. Keep going and good luck with your harvest!
@@mythsofconfusion6973right, if that was the case he'd be bankrupt since he wouldn't have any more apples to sell -.- you've read one uncredited and unsourced article for 3 minutes and you think you know it all.... I'm not saying ALL "icides" are good but by far the majority is not bad either. It's all about moderation but for people nowadays it has to be either black or white...
@@mythsofconfusion6973 right, if bees are exposed to pesticides they can die. However there are measures you can take to prevent that. Use pesticides in the evening when the bees are in their hives. Use certain types of pesticides that don't leave a lot of residue. Put hives in a safe location... Like there's a lot that can be done
21:56 - Someone is growing Crimson and Warped trees underground, and the type are showing up in your field. I learned this the hard way.... ;) I thought obsidian would stop them from growing, but it turns out the grow through any blocks up to their maximum height. The word pay is they only replace air blocks, and not the other blocks.
I wonder if someone has a nether tree farm in a cave under your field? Nether trees can grow very tall and can grow through other blocks without removing them, which looks like what happened here. If there was a dirt block missing, or a pocket of water, that would explain the underground wart block as well.
7:44 thats me !! so sorry i didnt see this sooner, i've watched the video but i guess i missed my name being said ! responded to the email sent today, thank you again so much for doing this
Your graffiti is my favorite so far, definitely the right call to use plain blocks to create that spray painted look! one could always go over and add some textured blocks to show weathering.
Make a deal with another Hermit to chop your wood for you. Give him/her half the diamonds. You get half the diamonds for absolutely no work. Put up an ad, "looking for a side job? Hermit rent too much for a single income? See Vincent Beefaroni at the following address..."
I'd love to see a hommage to the 1UP crew on the graffiti wall. You can spot 1UP Graffitis in the most curious spots in the world, it would be so fun to see a bow to the Kings of the Artform on the Hermitcraft Graffitiwall.
i'm guessing someone's growing those nether trees underneath that blob at your wheat farm, they grow up to 27 blocks tall and don't care if there's blocks in the way
I love how some random off the cuff utterance of Doc on day one has become Beef's whole identity this season. That's just great. When you going to change your name to VintageSalmon, Beef?
I love watching Xb and Beef scheme 😂 FYI, you'd need a fungicide to take care of your wheat fields (I grew up on dairy and potato farms), hopefully that takes care of the problem! ❤
I didn't know I needed the Beefy Tune of the day... but I find myself listening to every single suggestion given in your videos. They demand a pause, listen, then a return.
Definitely dig down in that fungus spot, you know how mushrooms work in real life! Also iirc the warp/crimson fungus will generate and skip over blocks regardless of if it has the proper amount of space; that spot you put water was probably where water was before but got replaced when the fungal tree grew and that is why some of the wheat was drying out.
Season 10: every hermit tries to be like bdubs (inspiration from his build style and riding horses) Season 11: No beds (the anti-bdubs season) I love it
Yeah, probably best to dig down directly under where that nether fungal infection keeps cropping up if you want to see where it's coming from... those trees can grow _through_ blocks (but don't replace them), so if there's some sort of weird grow operation or something going on under your farm, there may be some canopies that get missed when they get harvested because they wouldn't be seen from below...
Not only do I agree with your beefy tune, I recommend the whole back catalogue to new listeners. My personal favourites are Telegraph Road and Romeo and Juliet.
Hi beef! I saw you from gem's vid and i really really loved your builds, especially the basement and the not so hidden storage room. And I actually would like to suggest something that will really help improve your base a lot. The farm looks kind of plain and unnatural so I suggest putting grass/tall grass on the path to make it look more overgrown, since you were going for a countryside vibes i think it would significantly make your build countrier
Love the Dire Straits!! Me and my friends always sing along with sultans of swing and money for nothing, with an air guitar and a air drum set ofcourse!
Dire Straits' first album, Dire Straits, was the first non-classical "DDD" CD (digital recording, digital editing, digital playback)! I still love them today. And of course "Money for Nothing" I believe is in the top 10 MTV videos of all time.
because you have a grocery store. the "back room" would be considered a storage cooler. where all the stock from the trucks would be delivered and invetoried before being put out on the shelves for distribution. :) so that could be considered the store fridge :)
If you'd like a block-based building game where you have to pass the night, I'd recommend _Scrap Mechanic._ Unlike _Minecraft,_ you can build vehicles (both wheeled and thruster-based), Logic Gates come standard (no janky redstone), *AND* ...it revolves around farming.
I hope the Salmon running gag goes on for the whole season, just for the Beef and the viewers to find out that Big Salmon was Doc all this time. Big twist!
Recommending people to listen to Dire Straits is so funny to me. Especially as someone who is sometimes stuck listening to commercial radio in Australia, where you would think we are still in the 80s
I feel the bed thing. Gotta build base defenses. Go mining at night and a clock is actually valuable to come back up. Phantoms screwed up bedless a little but its still good.
Beef - *Notices red under wheat farm* "What is that?" *Digs it out* "Maybe I should dig down? Nah, it's fine." Me - Freaking out about this more than the OWNER OF THE FARM "Yes! Dig down and investigate this!" 😫 You worry me Beef. I strongly advise checking this sort of thing out immediately after finding it's Especially given this is the SECOND fungal breakout IN THE SAME PLACE
lmao beef and xB planning fraud to get trophies is GREAT
there is no system the hermits won't try to game! glad these two are the first I'm seeing on it though lol
I mean, even if they try to fraud to get a lot of trophies they still got to pay to get it, x will be happy i guess lol😂
They're essentially going out of their way to pay higher taxes!
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE PERMIT OFFICE!
@@adamh1228 Big salmon has inside man on the permit office so maybe not
Beef with Iskall shady dealings: 😡
Beef with his own shady dealings: 🤭
Skizzleman's Cub impression is IMMACULATE! 🤣😂
true dat..
That's the third time I see it, and it impresses me each time.
I was so confused and thought it was actually Cub talking on the first sentence, so good !
I'd really like to see him walk up to Cub and start doing it. Or better yet, walk up to Cub and someone else, and start talking to the someone else like that and just see what happens.
Skizz: “I’m going to wear my emotions on my sleeve.”
Also Skizz: Has no sleeves
He simply has no emotions until he puts on a top
Doc: I’m a dictator
Iskall: I’m a trickster
Beef: I’m a farmer 👨🌾
Skizz: I'm cubfan135
A Farmer who is also a Mob Boss
Grain: I'm a fisher
@@esmondyap9621 👌🏼 I’m stealing that and posting it in a skiz vid
♫♪ I milk a moo-moo cow ♪♫
Uh ohs. The man has forgotten his wife's name and needs us to remind him
Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight
Professor Oak of Minecraft
We'll know he's in danger if next episode's question is "When is my wedding anniversary?" 😅
*Iskall voice* well he is getting older
“Joe Hills Away!” He’s a treasure 😂.
Great Beefy tune this week! Learned Sultans from Guitar Hero and it’s great!
Impulse is a genius for the walls to let other hermits do graffiti. I love seeing people add stuff.
That was a BDubs idea.
meanwhile Doc with his perimeter
Doc: You need to stock!
Beef: I think... a vacation
I love how a simple joke on day 1 turns into a season long bit.
Love the Big Salmon of course, but would also love some Three Fox Hole graffiti if you get the urge to be a vandal again!
The graffiti wall is such a great idea! I love seeing the hermits working on small scale/pixel art style builds
I've seen a lot of Minceraft tutorials in my time but a 'how to of accounting fraud and vandalism' in one video is great, Thanks Beef and xB I gunna use this at work
I feel like the warped and crimson trees popping up in your base is a message to start selling it
Could be, but the underground wart block makes me think it's just someone farming them in a cave. They can grow through blocks like that.
@@rowanhensley3615 interesting. Funny how it's right under his base
"I would Remove beds"
*angry bdubs noises over the wheat fields*😅
Beef! Big Salmon needs a skyscraper in the Impulse/Bdubs city. Or at least some billboards
22:22 I've got a sneeking suspicion that you have been growing the nether trees underground and they grew through the ground upward, and that's how that got there.
I'm stunned by Skizzle's Cub. I started thinking he used his actual voice!
Honestly, it's like the Hermits have an unwritten rule to always check the ender chest when someone else opens the ender chest. 😅
I know it's force of habit but it gets me every time.
Have to make sure that nobody steals something out of your ender chest, amirite!?
Hearing beef talk about the mindcrack felt so refreshing. Grew up watching all of them when i was like 10 and i even met mr beef a long time ago. and now that im 20, its nice to see that beef is still going.
Fourth time watching the Big Wood/Salmon/Hand Puppet meeting and it's still hilarious.
“Is this fungus growing in my fields?” - Beef
“My guy Its a reminder, I need this stuff. Get to choppin!” - Someone on the server probably
I love how this whole salmon thing grew from an off-hand conversation on day 1 LOL
My favorite day 1 bit
You could start fining people for buying food from villagers. Those villagers don't have permits to sell food, lol.
That's... actually brilliant and true! 😂
Everytime I hear xB talk I just get happier. This guy's positive energy is contagious!
That Salmon Graffiti time-lapse music was so choice.
20:52
Beds could stay to change the re-spawn point, all you'd need to do would be to change the number of players to pass the night back to everyone.
plot twist:
He's been calling her honey for so long he's forgotten it. XD
I would agree with Beef on no skipping the night, only if nights were a 1/3 of the day instead of half
At first I didn't like the idea but thinking about it, it would force people to creatively light up very large areas and I think it could look pretty cool
It's actually not half! Night lasts a little over 8 minutes out of the 20 minute day/night cycle. So it is pretty close to 1/3 already!
@@rowanhensley3615 I did the math with mods. Minecraft days are 20 minutes (24 in-game hours, each being 50 real-world seconds) long, and the portion of the daylight cycle that the game considers to be nighttime (i.e. allows the player to sleep under normal conditions) lasts from 6:32 PM to 5:28 AM, which is *approximately 45%.*
Yeah, it is too easy to remove all the danger night brings
I love the unsettling music Beef uses for every Big Salmon bit XD also I think by the end of this season, Beef's gonna be able to depict a salmon in minecraft in his sleep...
i started watching beef when i was in middle school, i’m now in my third year of university, came back to see how my childhood was doing, Still inspiring and entertaining
Sultans Of Swing is great choice for beefytune of the week. Mark Knopfler is probably one of the best guitarists alive
Beef and xB's food business is an interesting story seed, Beef as an organic, all natural farmer is corrupted by the profits brought by xB's uncouth side of the business, and, similarly to big Salmon, Beef becomes a corporate stooge alongside xB, and as equal partners they try and monopolize all food on the server, just like in real like, this capitalistic enterprise will lead to ecological destruction in the pursuit of profit.
Dire Straits - "Sultans of Swing" is the first recommendation Beef has given that I actually heard of and grew up listening to. 😆
Hey Beef, as a Farmer myself, I can tell you that the word you were searching for when you were clearing out the fungus disease on your wheat farm actually is „fungicide“. You were totally right: Insectides against unwanted insects, and fungicides are against fungi. These products are extremly important for protecting all kinds of crops (in my case apples) in order to produce enough and healthy food for the world population!
So good on you that you got rid of your problem for now. But think about investing in some proper chemical spraying systems if you want to continue to feed the Server!
Of course your food is hand harvestet and all that, but in order to produce good fruits and weed you have to use modern technologies. Organic farms are also using insecticeds and fungicides, just made out of different ingredients.
Keep going and good luck with your harvest!
No, you're just poisoning your customers with that crap... and killing bees with insecticide, good luck getting apples without bees...
@@mythsofconfusion6973right, if that was the case he'd be bankrupt since he wouldn't have any more apples to sell -.- you've read one uncredited and unsourced article for 3 minutes and you think you know it all....
I'm not saying ALL "icides" are good but by far the majority is not bad either. It's all about moderation but for people nowadays it has to be either black or white...
@@jelmerbff no, my grandparents have bees, so I know that pesticides are bad for bees...
@@mythsofconfusion6973 right, if bees are exposed to pesticides they can die. However there are measures you can take to prevent that. Use pesticides in the evening when the bees are in their hives. Use certain types of pesticides that don't leave a lot of residue. Put hives in a safe location... Like there's a lot that can be done
"I was waiting for you to finish Doc" -VintageBeef 2024
Leaving the comma out gave that sentence a whole new meaning.
Pretty sure the fungus at 22:00 is caused by you growing the trees right under that spot and they might somehow go up to the surface.
21:56 - Someone is growing Crimson and Warped trees underground, and the type are showing up in your field. I learned this the hard way.... ;) I thought obsidian would stop them from growing, but it turns out the grow through any blocks up to their maximum height. The word pay is they only replace air blocks, and not the other blocks.
"Word pay". Is supposed to say "weird part".
seeing that bop dance of yours in third person on skizz's video was marvellous!
Love the choice of beefy tune. Knopfler always makes it look so effortless when he plays. Like he’s doing his shopping list in his head.
Sultans of swing is a great song.
Big Salmon- the best lore
For a second I thought he was gonna put a big mindcrack logo on the wall. Wanna potato on a stick Bdubs?
That's an old reference!
No, he's not that terrible
Troll @@ProfOctopus
...now I really want someone to remake Nyan Cat but with that Big Salmon graffiti. Swimming through space going splish splash.
Splish Fish.
some one arrest beef. don't use coal as fuel! hahahahha all the torches to light up every space.
Beef's voice is so soothing i fell asleep last night watching the episode 😭 but im back the next morning to finish it 😤👍🏼
Skizz's cub impression is so spot on oh my god thats so funny
What if a big Salmon headquarters was built in the cyberpunk city?
Beef with the Dire Straits, legendary!
Good Beefy Tune today! Sultans of Swing is a banger and by complete coincidence I listened to it only yesterday!
i love how an off handed comment on day 1 has turned into a multi-episode troll
I'm loving the whole Big Salmon dark side arc! 😂
The graffiti is gorgeous!
Removing beds is the most based possible answer.
That update changed the vibe forever.
Guitar George knows all they cords
I freaking love Dire Straits
It is still so crazy to me that one joke in episode 1 spiraled into a fish related plotline mentioned in every episode. 😂
Incoming Elybeatmaker Nyancat/Beef mashup. Maybe an "oooOOOooo-fish"? Some fish swimming through space as Beef does his trademark reaction sound?
Please keep the Beefy Tunes coming! Sultans of Swing is an absolute jam 🎵
I wonder if someone has a nether tree farm in a cave under your field? Nether trees can grow very tall and can grow through other blocks without removing them, which looks like what happened here. If there was a dirt block missing, or a pocket of water, that would explain the underground wart block as well.
7:44 thats me !! so sorry i didnt see this sooner, i've watched the video but i guess i missed my name being said !
responded to the email sent today, thank you again so much for doing this
Your graffiti is my favorite so far, definitely the right call to use plain blocks to create that spray painted look! one could always go over and add some textured blocks to show weathering.
Why is Skizz so GOOD at that!? 😂
Make a deal with another Hermit to chop your wood for you. Give him/her half the diamonds. You get half the diamonds for absolutely no work.
Put up an ad, "looking for a side job? Hermit rent too much for a single income? See Vincent Beefaroni at the following address..."
I'd love to see a hommage to the 1UP crew on the graffiti wall. You can spot 1UP Graffitis in the most curious spots in the world, it would be so fun to see a bow to the Kings of the Artform on the Hermitcraft Graffitiwall.
Frogleap Studios' cover of Sultans of Swing is _PHENOMENAL!_
I love the Big Salmon pixel art!! And the fungi on the farm is interesting, I wonder what's going on there!
Been so focused on Beefs salmon and Iskall shenanigans I almost forgot how good Beef is at minecraft pixel art. The salmon looks great
i'm guessing someone's growing those nether trees underneath that blob at your wheat farm, they grow up to 27 blocks tall and don't care if there's blocks in the way
"Filled up with salmon"😂😂😂.. caught me off guard 🤣
Best beefy tunes recommendation ever.
Alchemy version is siiiick!
Definitely, one of the best live performances ever.
I love how some random off the cuff utterance of Doc on day one has become Beef's whole identity this season. That's just great. When you going to change your name to VintageSalmon, Beef?
The BIG SALMON looks so good!
I love watching Xb and Beef scheme 😂
FYI, you'd need a fungicide to take care of your wheat fields (I grew up on dairy and potato farms), hopefully that takes care of the problem! ❤
I didn't know I needed the Beefy Tune of the day... but I find myself listening to every single suggestion given in your videos. They demand a pause, listen, then a return.
beef, vrisues are not fungi
yours truly, a learnèd person
The Big Wood / Salmon / Handpuppet collective is the most entertaining thing so far this season hahaha
Definitely dig down in that fungus spot, you know how mushrooms work in real life! Also iirc the warp/crimson fungus will generate and skip over blocks regardless of if it has the proper amount of space; that spot you put water was probably where water was before but got replaced when the fungal tree grew and that is why some of the wheat was drying out.
Season 10: every hermit tries to be like bdubs (inspiration from his build style and riding horses)
Season 11: No beds (the anti-bdubs season)
I love it
My dad and I went to see Dire Straits in concert in my young teens. It was such a good show and will always be a cherished memory
Yeah, probably best to dig down directly under where that nether fungal infection keeps cropping up if you want to see where it's coming from... those trees can grow _through_ blocks (but don't replace them), so if there's some sort of weird grow operation or something going on under your farm, there may be some canopies that get missed when they get harvested because they wouldn't be seen from below...
Not only do I agree with your beefy tune, I recommend the whole back catalogue to new listeners. My personal favourites are Telegraph Road and Romeo and Juliet.
Great song suggestion! Sultans of swing has such a good guitar lick
Hi beef! I saw you from gem's vid and i really really loved your builds, especially the basement and the not so hidden storage room.
And I actually would like to suggest something that will really help improve your base a lot.
The farm looks kind of plain and unnatural so I suggest putting grass/tall grass on the path to make it look more overgrown, since you were going for a countryside vibes i think it would significantly make your build countrier
Love the Dire Straits!! Me and my friends always sing along with sultans of swing and money for nothing, with an air guitar and a air drum set ofcourse!
Skizz is just fine. full of energy and positive vibes
Dire Straits' first album, Dire Straits, was the first non-classical "DDD" CD (digital recording, digital editing, digital playback)! I still love them today. And of course "Money for Nothing" I believe is in the top 10 MTV videos of all time.
beef! keralis collected honey bottle profits, without setting a cut aside. you should talk to him about it.
As someone who love graffiti, that time lapse was done just life a graff video. I don't know if that was intentional but awesome.
because you have a grocery store. the "back room" would be considered a storage cooler. where all the stock from the trucks would be delivered and invetoried before being put out on the shelves for distribution. :) so that could be considered the store fridge :)
I love that a one off joke from the 1st day has drastically impacted beef’s entire plans for this season
If you'd like a block-based building game where you have to pass the night, I'd recommend _Scrap Mechanic._ Unlike _Minecraft,_ you can build vehicles (both wheeled and thruster-based), Logic Gates come standard (no janky redstone), *AND* ...it revolves around farming.
i think i’m a little too invested in Big Salmon. i saw that graffiti in impulses video and got ecstatic 😭
So many good collab moments in this episode, what a delight!
19:18 Wasn’t etho also inspired by Coestar? I remember it being mentioned in one of his lp episodes.
I hope the Salmon running gag goes on for the whole season, just for the Beef and the viewers to find out that Big Salmon was Doc all this time. Big twist!
Recommending people to listen to Dire Straits is so funny to me. Especially as someone who is sometimes stuck listening to commercial radio in Australia, where you would think we are still in the 80s
Sultans of Swing is one of the best of all time. I think I've spent more time listening to Knopfler than any other artist
Big salmon should include all the hermits that were fishing by Grians dock when Impulse caught the mending book.
I feel the bed thing. Gotta build base defenses. Go mining at night and a clock is actually valuable to come back up. Phantoms screwed up bedless a little but its still good.
Beef - *Notices red under wheat farm* "What is that?" *Digs it out* "Maybe I should dig down? Nah, it's fine."
Me - Freaking out about this more than the OWNER OF THE FARM "Yes! Dig down and investigate this!"
😫 You worry me Beef. I strongly advise checking this sort of thing out immediately after finding it's Especially given this is the SECOND fungal breakout IN THE SAME PLACE
Best Beefy Tune Yet!!!
Thanks for all the content I’m loving this season!