Reviewing the Metal Gear Solid cologne
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This is a review of the Official Metal Gear Solid ‘Shadow Moses’ Unisex Cologne. Want to smell like the adventures of Solid Snake? Here you go. Idk why I did this.
Yes, this is a real product: numskull.com/p...
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my worst video yet!
What the actual freak
You did the best you could lol
yep
I think you mean *best. Also as a mechanic in the south I haven't drank any cigarette juice but like half my coworkers have DIP bottles they leave everywhere and I drank from one by accident one time and nearly vomited. Thank you for the reminder 🤣😭
Can only go up from here
I'm still in a scream, Taaaaaaaaste Sneeezeeer!
Bah dah bah bahhhhh!
(taste sneezer)
That thumbnail had me burst out laughing before I even clicked the video.
I think the cured meat smell is just Jake lol
Out of the blue I wanted to look up MGS videos and here this is. . . LMFAO fate is telling me to redownload the game hahaha thanks!
Smell... Has changed.
comments like this is why we need comment sections
Smell..... never changes....
It better give me Foxdie.
I don't get it
@@Manmade023mgs4. Snake says this in the opening, “war…. Has changed”
"It smells so bad!"
Continues to spray more. 🤣
Jake: *tastes MGS cologne, hits the floor*
Everyone else: "Jake? Jake?! JAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE!"
If I had to trust ONE MAN to review the MGS cologne, it'd be Jake Baldino.
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Yeah we got to meet Mrs Baldino!!!
fr !! been waiting lol
Yeah that was cool. A little glimpse into his life
Loved the video where they were dressed as Jill and Chris (or Wesker, I can’t remember).
I could never get my husband to do anything video game-y. 😂
PS it was the video where he talked about his favourite Halloween games and movies last October.
A while ago he stopped wearing his ring right before the move period and there were periodically comments because obviously we deserve to know whats going on in his personal life. I wonder if this was a way to address that without responding to people and thus encouraging the belief that we deserve to know about the real Jake.
Metal Gear and Jake Baldino??
Yeah fastest click!!
THANK YOU
This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen in a while
id be spraying it on my solid snake before any date
Yo💀
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i know your room smelled insane after the comparison bit omg
I made this yesterday and it still smells in here, I have the windows open and everything
@@JakeBaldino💀💀
@@JakeBaldinoswatches next time bro 😂
Jake spent months setting this room up and now he’s gonna spend months getting the smell out
To test cologne I also like to spray it directly into my face - loving it
Do more goofy one off content like this! This was fantastic, and I love the little glimpses into the Baldino household
Solid Snake : If you run out of cologne, you can have mine.
Raiden : You got enough?
Solid Snake : [points to his bandanna] Absolutely. Infinite cologne
Thats what raiden sprayed to disarm the bombs during that boss fight who was on rollerblades in MGS2
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It’s a cologne ass cologne
Was laughing hysterically watching this. I fuckin love your vids Jake.
“Hey you know how cool James Bond is? Want to smell like an amalgamation of all of the cool things he does over the course of a month at once?”
(Cigar, Martini, Musk, Cologne, Aftershave, Blood, The Tears of MI6 Enemies, etc)
Before you *don’t* buy.
“Find something to believe in, and find it for yourself. When you do, pass it on to the future (in cologne form)" -Solid Snake, MGS2
We need a Wesker fragrance
Yes we do.
Imagine this video being someone’s first exposure to Metal Gear Solid
This is the type of content I subscribed for.
Jake, my new favorite fragrance reviewer.
"It smells like an Italian meat." I think that's simply just Jake, not the cologne.
Also, the editing for the narration, subtle reverb included was absolutely on point. It was just like any self-respecring perfume ad read should be.
Dude 5:22 and 6:30 😂😂😂 you're a legend for keeping those clips on here. Thanks for the review! If you ever do a meet and greet, you should wear this.
The description of drinking a parents cigarette water is so grim... it also helped me understand the smell. thank you.
This is fantastic lol
Hi Mrs. Baldino!!!!!! Nice to finally meet you
the wildlife footage while reading the box LOL
"I see you've captured some Cologne."
"Okay... So how does it taste?"
"It's Cologne."
"I know that, but does it taste okay?"
Most unexpected, funniest, bestest video ever. 10 out of 10. Thank you Jake!
Jakey-2 sprays!! Why twice on the tongue, animal 😂 I loved this btw
trigger warning: jake rips the collectors box
Omg Jake this was peak content 😂 thank you for this 👌🏼
Jake Baldino comparing colognes is a video I didn’t know I needed, but I did.
Cigarette juice, baby!
Bro my dad is literally a vinny gombatz(we have the same name) he uses it every day Im rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
tactical cologne action
Jeremy Fragrance needs to try this and give it a review
Jake? Jake!? Jaaaake!
That shot to the eyes looked painful lol 6:29
The new fragrance from Konami:
Foxdie 😂
can you review the fallout and skyrim candles too? the ones they made for the vr
Solid Snake also smells like wolf and rat urine, blood, nanomachines and Liquid's bitter betrayal. Shoulda called it "Flaccid Snake: anti-aphrodisiac." Also, jake is walking Italian stereotype.
“i’M a cOlLeCtOr”, and completely butchers the box like a barbarian 🤣🤣
Wow. That's just as nebulous a description as you get from headphone and wine reviewers. Now you only need a Silence hooha-scented candle from Goop.
Btw, you're the italian meat right?
Forget about Chris Hemsworth or that guy form the Divergent movies, I want Jake to do ALL the cologne commercials from now on, and I want them like this video, but in black and white, some classic music in the backgroung and and the its like "Hubo Boss"
‘Huh….whose smell streaks are these’
Doing your East coast Italian ancestors proud with that Aqua Velva!
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Smells like "Italian meat"😂and a alley way littered with cigarette buds. Probly some industrial cleaner in it. Someone might have a bad reaction on the skin and breathing. Never buy videogame sprays to wear😂. Just for the memorabilia of it
Honestly, I agree. They should do went all in and just make you smell like you smoke a pack every hour. Or like nuclear waste ( if that’s a smell ). And you say worst video ? I say top 10 at least lol
Jake is gonna need to wash his lungs out after this one.
I really enjoyed this video. Seeing a review for a video game related product is fun. I also enjoyed Jakes gf reaction 😂😂
This is one of your funniest videos yet. Can't wait for you to try the Silent Hill one, it apparently smells of blood and chains and rust ;)
Cool water is the best cologne there is for men that aren't 50+. My wife wanted to get this for me but I just thought it was a stupid knock off whatever. Butt now that you did this review it's pretty cool now
As someone extremely allergic to most perfumes, watching you spray that shi directly on your face hurt my soul 😭😭😭
I laughed so hard when you sprayed all that stuff into you eyes. I thought to myself 'this guy is a disaster lol'.
I bet Sephiroth cologne would smell DIVINE
Jake, come on, you’re supposed to plug it into controller port 2.
It will likely stop here but I think a Devil May Cry cologne might actually be great
That exact thing happened to me as a child. Cigarettes in a soda can. Nasty 🤢 I thought that was gonna kill me
Broooo my throat dried up like the sahara desert when you did the taste test. How did you even do the double spray??? That was impressive lol
As someone who loves fragrance and watches Jake, this is a wild crossover episode lmao
gotta be honest.. really expected the liquid to be blue.
The text arrangement on the bottle somehow almost looks like a meme from 2008. 😂
Love how hard you went on the smell testing.
Shoulda made it smell like cigarettes and Otacons pissed pants
Brother. The edit with the music coming in fucken top tier sound design work here 😂❤
I want a Big Boss cologne. Swamp and sewer smell.
Omg Jake, you two need to do a q&a together. Is she a gamer too?
This is hilarious. Love it. And this video cologne isn’t alone in the game smell game - there is a Mass Effect “Element Zero” cologne (or maybe scented candle?)
Hopefully they don’t make “MGS3 Jungle boogey” scent
My personal theory is that the description on the back is meant to mislead you into expecting a typical cologne smell, just for you to be flabbergasted Kojima-style.
Regardless, well done Jake! You deserve the Big Boss rank for doing this
That room has got to smell SO bad with all those mixed smells
Jake Baldino > Jeremy Fragrance
You should do a video where you describe what you think specific game worlds smell like lmao
sounds to me it smells like those air pipes you sneak thru in the game where the rats at
thank you for tasting this youtube man
Sounds like the old green bottle Polo cologne
Shouldn't it hide your scent lol
You have to leave a Like after Jake tasted it.
Jake Baldino: The Italian Meat
You did it so we dont have to... thanks
Unsubscribing because Jake made me remember that time as a kid i drank out of a 2 liter of cokacola with a a cig put out in it 🤢🤢🤢
RIP
lol this was very funny !
Thank you for your sacrifice
Wait jake is married ? Hes a grown up gaming man 😢
Should've made the bottle a❗
6:28 got a solid snort out of me lol
As a big cologne guy and Metal Gear fan, I appreciate this video.
Bleu de Chanel is a classic and it made me ridiculously happy to see you pull that out.
This might be your best video, yet!
Also, your wife seems lovely and she may be on to something; there are very expensive fragrances available in the world that actually turn into lunch meat (and some people love that shit) and have actually dropped multiple thousands of dollars on it. 🤷🏻♂️
Fun Fact: I have a fragrance called 1989 by Theodoros Kalotinis and it literally smells like a carton of cigarettes (I used to smoke).
Smells like FREED…….. La Li Lu Le Lo
I wasn’t expecting it to smell like that tho 😂😂😂 Hilarious, I want it.
Bloodborne cologne when
8:25 Good man. 😂😂😂😂😂
Funniest vid youve done in a while man😂 the vibes on this one was pretty good
Your Magnum Opus
How is it I can smell it through the screen!
And the visual joke at 8:06 was hilarious 😂
It doesn't smell like a nuclear waste facility? THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!