@Matt B Showed up significantly late to work every single day as well as being late to shoots and missing important flights. He also had a bad attitude that would bring everyone else down. They said he was depressed and hated LA which was part of the reason they fired him: they wanted him to go back to Colorado so he could be happy.
@@chillytoes Yes he was fired. They had a whole CCTV dedicated to talking about it called "Au Revoir Asher" but they took it down a week or so later because of concerns it would prevent him from getting future jobs. He was never an intern actually. He was a full time editor. As far as I know the only main member of CC that used to be an intern for them is Alec.
Fan Theory: None of these Cow Chop members truly exist, except Brett. He's actually in a abandoned shed right now. He knows none of this is real, but he'd rather sit and watch his madness unfold. Sometimes even finding bliss or happiness in his small moments of incredibly intense dementia. Long live the Cow.
As someone who used to deal with little girls screaming about pikmi pops on a daily basis, watching James toss his against the wall was downright cathartic.
18:48 I like this lecture from papa James. I like hearing him talking about bonding for a moment before he starts complaining about Aleks lowering the monetization value of this video.
Pre-Pubescent Brett and aleks and James looking like every home alone Criminal combined by the end of the video was the best Christmas gift I could have asked for 😂
@@wooaahh23 Apparently statistics say that ages 0-18 only make up 24% of Desktop players. www.businessofapps.com/data/fortnite-statistics/ , and besides, Fortnite is market as 12+ anyway.
Seeing Brett pleased by the improvised sock/bottle weapon James created warms my heart. Speaking of Brett I don't wanna know how he found that elf voice.
I love this channel mostly because they make their ad reads entertaining, unlike every other channel that just reads off some boring shit. Much love bros
Legitimately fantastic episode, loved how genuine and passive aggressive/mischievous Aleks's revenge was, great ad read premise and execution by Brett, and James's setups' world class " *drinks* You pissed me off". Nice exit, Aleks. Remember lads, ya'll don't need all the elaborate or expensive shit, you only need a good bit, and the right execution.
I'm not sure if the strained relationship Aleks and James have shown with each other for a while now has been an ongoing bit or a real thing, but either way, judging from the comments, it definitely seems to have gone over most people's heads. If it's just been a bit, seems like nobody's noticed. If not, hope you guys can have a heart-to-heart and actually sit down to talk it through
Alex and James should both do the 2 DLCs that got made for Shovel Knight, Plague of Shadows and Specter of Torment, Both are Coop and almost completely different games in terms of play style
I had a really shitty day after being dumped and then watching a beheading video of a girl from my town.. This saved my night! Literally lolled several times. Thanks you guys!
Every year around christmas time it seems Aleks and I reach a similar level of exhaustion partnered with a joyful nihilism. It's my favorite part of the holidays, the videos are surreal, everyone is drunk, nothing makes sense and nobody is playing a board game. Stay classy bros. Защити Мишку и Эйн от этого насилия.
Every episode of cowchop becomes a Viscera Clean up Detail level
@Matt B relax
Matt B Yes, totally. That was the only reason.
@Matt B Showed up significantly late to work every single day as well as being late to shoots and missing important flights. He also had a bad attitude that would bring everyone else down. They said he was depressed and hated LA which was part of the reason they fired him: they wanted him to go back to Colorado so he could be happy.
@@Pepsihaxorism i didn't know he was fired really? I thought his internship ended
@@chillytoes Yes he was fired. They had a whole CCTV dedicated to talking about it called "Au Revoir Asher" but they took it down a week or so later because of concerns it would prevent him from getting future jobs. He was never an intern actually. He was a full time editor. As far as I know the only main member of CC that used to be an intern for them is Alec.
Brent's elf voice will haunt me and my dreams forever
Its awful but i kinda like it???
what about his elf shoe covers on his combat boots
Who the fuck is Brent?
Kinda sounds like flap jack lol
@Dylan Stewart they must be blind to think that Brett looks like the fattest racist most alcoholic man alive, Burnt Chrysler. I swear dude.
I like how daddy brett watches his kids play with each other.
Aleks saying he replaced sp00n was very unexpected
Top 10 anime betrayals
Did somthing recently happen
JasonDuhKid could you explain?
@@theundedkiller hello?
Tori Ko Old member of “C-word” named Spoon, he’s the horse guy
17:01
Both sides of my brain trying to solve the same problem
Is Brett just sitting there overseeing them, so that no one starts a fire or something?
Yep
Considering several episodes have ended in a fire, that's probably something their landlord now requires.
@@henkilepsilon6396 All things considered, they must be pretty chill if they KNOW what shit goes on in there and haven't kicked them out. :p
I say he’s just on break lmao
Freddy hitting James in the nuts could not have been more perfect
That nutshot was a thing of beauty!
what made it extra special was the fact he said it was a cursed item..
That shit was hilarious
It hit me in the dick...it hit me in the dick
with brett in the background laughing
I've been stuck on this part for at least 20 minutes. It's too funny 😂😂😂
I love how James' hair gets more and more frizzy as the video goes on lmao
Zachery Weaver ykygvvy gh çz
17:02 this perfectly represents who James and Alek are individually
jesus christ that sponsor segment was the best of all the video lmao
Gonna have to disagree and say James getting hit in the nuts was
When she touches your leg for the first time 11:52
SigmaOmega3 😭😭😭😭
Damn, Aleks really getting that drunk uncle look.
drunkle
when that freddy toy started playing the creepy ass music notice brett just start smiling immedietly :DDD
Fan Theory: None of these Cow Chop members truly exist, except Brett. He's actually in a abandoned shed right now. He knows none of this is real, but he'd rather sit and watch his madness unfold. Sometimes even finding bliss or happiness in his small moments of incredibly intense dementia. Long live the Cow.
This video was really funny, I truly felt the holiday vibe. I can't wait to buy some of these same items to my own daughters and crippled dog.
is that your crippled dog in your pfp
dude what if i shaved my cat
10:00 James: *talking about amazon items* "You can't really plan for it"
10:43 *Smashes the toy with a hammer propelling a piece at his nuts*
19:54 omg the way alex leaves
As someone who used to deal with little girls screaming about pikmi pops on a daily basis, watching James toss his against the wall was downright cathartic.
6:08 this is why aleks is my favorite. I remember watching nova and spoon play deathrun on Garry's mod way back 5 years ago, god damn time flies
5:25 “ew... i’ve never seen that face”
Thank you James and Ellen! very good gift guide for this holiday season!
2:05 Brett is so proud of his children
18:50
1. Aleks felt that
2. James is ready to be a dad
19:58 that moan is everything
@moon man More like Moan man. AmIrite?
18:48 I like this lecture from papa James.
I like hearing him talking about bonding for a moment before he starts complaining about Aleks lowering the monetization value of this video.
Literally just finished watching part one.
The part at the end when Aleks fell to floor, says “Uh”, and walks away killed me
I love the use of the coffin as a set stand 16:31 and I love Aleks and his little brother
Pre-Pubescent Brett and aleks and James looking like every home alone Criminal combined by the end of the video was the best Christmas gift I could have asked for 😂
It actually pained me to see fortnite written on that monopoly game
The biggest joke of it all is that it says 13+ on it. If they really wanted to advertise it, it should say for ages 7 - 13.
It amazes me what they'll slap on those Monopolies. There's even a Golden Girls themed one. XD
@@wooaahh23 Apparently statistics say that ages 0-18 only make up 24% of Desktop players. www.businessofapps.com/data/fortnite-statistics/ , and besides, Fortnite is market as 12+ anyway.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Edition monopoly is better.
youve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for brett on the toilet
It's supposed to rhyme you fucking idiot
brETT and toilET dont rhyme? are you illiterate?
If you pronounce it like a normal human
Being it doesnt rhyme. Aka it doesnt work
@@thomashvizda9000 you're the illiterate one lol. Just because it ends in the same letters doesn't mean it rhymes.
@@thomashvizda9000 doesn't fucking rhyme
btw this was a awesome vid, reminded of the earlier collabs and the reason why I subbed
exactly
One of the best ad reads in cow chop history so far
This feels like old cow chop
Was that flapjack conducting that ad read?
I laughed so hard through this all. Even in the ad, I loved how Brett's voice sounded as the elf. I loved the whole episode!!
Clicked faster than I fell to the ground at birth.
Seeing Brett pleased by the improvised sock/bottle weapon James created warms my heart.
Speaking of Brett I don't wanna know how he found that elf voice.
Can you make a vid where james and alex just throw liquids at each other and first to be uncomfortable loses
Aleks would lose so damn fast
@@Aephyn64 I know and I would still love it.
I love this channel mostly because they make their ad reads entertaining, unlike every other channel that just reads off some boring shit. Much love bros
by far the best ad read of the year lol
Legitimately fantastic episode, loved how genuine and passive aggressive/mischievous Aleks's revenge was, great ad read premise and execution by Brett, and James's setups' world class " *drinks* You pissed me off". Nice exit, Aleks. Remember lads, ya'll don't need all the elaborate or expensive shit, you only need a good bit, and the right execution.
2:04 It's like James is the mini boss before you fight Brett
My Christmas wish is that Alec won't leave.
From my understanding, Alec was hired to be full time so it's a Christmas miracle
I love how Brett just sits observing and shaking his head in agreement/disagreement the whole episode ahaha x
17:35 I thought the crab rave music would play
DAMN IT JAMES, I WAS EATING 7:10
you made me blow noodles all over my keyboard!
Loved this years gift guide, was hilarious. Love you all, have a merry ChristMas!
Brent’s elf voice sounds like Flapjack from the marvelous misadventures of flapjack
That 5 dollar shave club ad just made me instantly buy it. Thank you elf Brett.
10:42 nut shot 🤣
an absolute beaut 😂😂
The planets aligned for that one
Holy shit it snipped him
Oof put on .25 speed for optimal pain
I love the intense oddness of this episode
this video is going to become "one of the many turning points of why Aleks left cowchop"
The elf on the shelf 😂😂😂
I'm not sure if the strained relationship Aleks and James have shown with each other for a while now has been an ongoing bit or a real thing, but either way, judging from the comments, it definitely seems to have gone over most people's heads. If it's just been a bit, seems like nobody's noticed. If not, hope you guys can have a heart-to-heart and actually sit down to talk it through
Nice to see how much the tone in these videos have changed in 2 years
(It hasn’t)
6:18 SP00NNNNN RRRREEEEEEEEE
bretts elf charecter was so jokes i want him to do it more and james really took a hit a straight rocket to the nuts 😂
3:10 its moment like these that remind me of why I keep coming back to this channel.
Brett sitting on the throne in the background is a mood 👏🏽
10:41 Now how the hell did James manage to do that?
10:06 I love when brett smiles XD
So glad kootra could be part of this episode!
best cow chop ad so far tbh
Elf Brett, if you close your eyes, sounds like an anime english dub character.... i love it lol
Good to see Flapjack is really feeling into the holiday spirit with that Elf costume
Aleks and James be looking like the drunk uncles at a Christmas party
I love you guys so much. Thank you for this amazing treat. Hope you have a great Christmas!
Yesss! Happy holidays Cowchop!
I got that fuggler on the right at GameStop with some of my family and I've loved it ever since.
Brett is obviously the king of Cow Chop and has ordered his jesters to put on a show
I'm crying with laughter. Thanks guys
I don't know how you make me laugh so much CowChop
"You don't have to say the price out loud...."
I love how well put they look at part 1
Part 2 they look bad af lmaO
That is the best ad I have ever seen.
Brett sitting on his throne laughing at misfortune like cowchop shao kahn. Cow Kahn.
Best sponsor bit yet
7:03 is Brett dead or did he finally gone mad ?
This is classic Cow Chop just James and Aleks fucking around with shit throwing it at each other and breaking it LOL
6:22 James realization of the joke had me dead
Best.Dollarshaveclub.Ad.Ever
Alex and James should both do the 2 DLCs that got made for Shovel Knight, Plague of Shadows and Specter of Torment, Both are Coop and almost completely different games in terms of play style
I had a really shitty day after being dumped and then watching a beheading video of a girl from my town.. This saved my night! Literally lolled several times. Thanks you guys!
wtf...was the beheading made public?? Were you *forced* to watch it?? I have so many questions my guy.
If this is real I hope it's not rude to ask to elaborate please.
The Eric Andre transition just might be the best cow chop edit yet
The BEST by far dollar shave club ad ever. EVER. BRETT ON THE SHELF I AM DEAD.
I usually skip the mid video ad reads, but if elf brett is in all of them from now on I will watch
Every year around christmas time it seems Aleks and I reach a similar level of exhaustion partnered with a joyful nihilism. It's my favorite part of the holidays, the videos are surreal, everyone is drunk, nothing makes sense and nobody is playing a board game. Stay classy bros. Защити Мишку и Эйн от этого насилия.
the pure insanity of videos like this make me extremely fucking happy.
I demand to have an ASMR video with Brett talking like that. My GOD that shit was hilarious
Can't believe James made it to the Ellen Degeneres holiday special, looks like hard work pays off after all!
5:25 when u open your christmas gift and it breaks right out the package
7:38 look at alex he knew it was gonna be trash 😭
I love James’ baby hairs
6:08 Oooof.... RIP Sp00n 🥺🥺🥺🥺
The lord is pleased at 2:05
Can we get a BTS of them just cleaning up the mess. That would be a great video.
this is how all ads should be read moving forward
Cow Chop knows best when it comes to paid promotions. 🎅