He is russian what do you expect? Lol over there they eat whole potatos and onions dude probably have a hankering for onions like I would fries mmmh fries lol
I dont know if cow chop or anyone else will read this but I just want to thank you guys for always making me feel better when im down. I know that no matter how terrible I feel or how bad of a day im having that I can watch cow chop and still laugh to the point where im tearing up. You guys really have a special talent, thank you aleks and james (and the rest) I love you guys so much
Thanks for getting me through tough times, break up, anxiety and depression, I've been watching and re-watching your vids everyday since day 1 and you've become a big part of my life. From the bottom of my heart: thanks cow chu
Get better my dude. Life will forever be full of ups and downs but us humans are capable of adaption, and so are you! Don't let life keep you down, get back up and show life how strong you are. You're capable of a lot. Be the best version of yourself and keep true to yourself. Remember, therapy and counseling isn't a sign of weakness. They're professionals and they can help you! Its not a bad thing, its like a doctor. Sometimes we need help. Stay well.
@@LatinaCreamQueen thanks for such a heartwarming comment. I've been trying to heal for the past year, but when you're broken by the one you love things get worst. There's something about the people and this city, they kill you from the inside out. They just keep trying to get back into my life, hiting and threatening my friends, making shit up, trying to clean their name while I'm the one who got fucked over. This month was the only one in the last year where I was able to get no contact and no problems. I just want peace and to be fine. I'm going to live abroad for 6 months in February and hopefully I'll finally get my head straight by then.
The internet is a weird place to post your sob story. Nobody cares. Everybody has been depressed, so don't think you're special. That being said... Just know you're not alone. Nobody said life would be easy, but sometimes a little too much to handle. We've all been through times where we suffered from depression, and some others (Like you and myself) Depression and Anxiety. Life for those with depression and anxiety is never easy, and it's easy to forget you're not alone in going through this. Whether it's a family or friend. Guidance counselor or even a pet. Someone will be there for you. In cases like ours, it's CowChop. We are lucky to live in a day and age where we can log on for a while every day and see our favorite people making us laugh and enjoy life a little more. I have been watching James and Aleks evolve their friendship for a long time now through the Creatures, and it feels good to know they enjoy what they do, and they're aware of the people they help, such as ourselves. I wish you the best of luck in dealing with life itself, because we both know everyone needs it, and I hope we shall both emerge from the dark holes of depression and anxiety, and lead a better, happier, life.
You gotta hand it to Brett and the rest of the team for always finding a new, unique, entertaining way of shouting out the sponsor. Dollar Shave Club has sponsored them a shit ton and the shoutouts are always top-notch quality.
Wow. The moment they brought food I was expecting one to throw it at the other. I am actually glad they didn't do that. I am glad they matured. it was pleasant to watch. The Gags were pretty funny too.
"perfectly working chromebook"... chromebooks are broken the second they are made.. Those shitty computers are an abomination.. I'm glad they broke it..
That whole peeler part was one of the few genuinely wholesome moments on this entire channel 😂. Anyways, I'm going to watch pepper spray self defense, bye guys. 👋
I never thought they'd ever "review" a product and have such a positive reaction to it. I need to buy me a peeler! (That I will probably use one day and that's it)
Nice to have James guest on this show!
@@UNK226 I hope you realize that the word guest can be used as a verb.
@@UNK226 using "npc" as a vague ass insult to anyone who gives a dissenting remark is pretty npc-ish
Haha I knew I would find a comment like this
rip
What the fuck
The peeler segment feels like something out of It's Always Sunny.
Because Mac would make sure everybody's apples were peeled because there's TONS of toxins in the skin
NPCs
YOOOO yess this would fit in so well
Cause much like that show we are seeing Aleks and James trying to adult.
@@drainmei5404 It's not that I don't want to eat the skin, I'M NOT *ALLOWED* TO EAT THE SKIN
I also partake in research
i partake in real life from time to time
I usually do to but I like to take a break in November
@@monteb6276 Take a break from what type of research might I ask 😏
@@MuffinCapBackBlue automatic peelers mostly
"That's a creeper... A minecraft creeper.."
"Yeah..."
"HE PEEING ON IT!"
Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.
It's like they forgot how annoying it was the last time when they had ants.
Too late amirite?
Too early amirite ?
this is how you *keep ants
A man without sauce is lost, but the same man can get lost in the sauce
Wise words
- Lord and Savior, Gucci Mane 2013 or some shit
Pre-feds gucci was lost in the sauce
So apparently Aleks puts an entire cup of onions on his hotdogs
I think he said "a couple of onions" but was stuttering on the shit sauce.
He is russian what do you expect? Lol over there they eat whole potatos and onions dude probably have a hankering for onions like I would fries mmmh fries lol
I'm from Pluto and we do that too. It's tottally normal and delic
Are you saying you don’t?
Bald brett is just binging with babbish
Truer words have never been written
HOLY SHIT
was thinking exactly that
LMFAO
James “I don’t do that anymore” Wilson still out here breaking keyboards over his knee
Hey, he breaks laptops now, not keyboards
@@vegetablesaregoodforyou7008 a true upgrade
funny video, but in all seriousness i'm getting that automatic peeler.
No you're not
It doesn't exist
ThatBleak your mom dosent exist
I told you to keep a secret man. Wtf that hit close home
2:31 , why does James make me think of that one guy who bites into a piece of chicken and his eyes pop out?
Kiwi what
Its my new screensaver for my phone
That was pretty scary not gonna lie
lmao he looks like something out of Attack On Titan
I dont know if cow chop or anyone else will read this but I just want to thank you guys for always making me feel better when im down. I know that no matter how terrible I feel or how bad of a day im having that I can watch cow chop and still laugh to the point where im tearing up. You guys really have a special talent, thank you aleks and james (and the rest) I love you guys so much
Editor did straight sauce on this video. Keep it up chief
Thanks man. Really appreciate it
I see Brett went all in with the shaved head. Great choice 👌
12:44
James: "... to get a grasp on my"
Aleks: "reality?"
James: "I needed this wake-up call"
😂
"I'm gonna put this right in the hole."
"I think that's what you need to do!"
Homoerotic tension in this scene just went right off the chart.
What a great video, love how james performed
I want James to break me in half like how he breaks the laptop
Thanks for getting me through tough times, break up, anxiety and depression, I've been watching and re-watching your vids everyday since day 1 and you've become a big part of my life. From the bottom of my heart: thanks cow chu
proxnavam if this ain’t a mood
Get better my dude. Life will forever be full of ups and downs but us humans are capable of adaption, and so are you! Don't let life keep you down, get back up and show life how strong you are. You're capable of a lot. Be the best version of yourself and keep true to yourself.
Remember, therapy and counseling isn't a sign of weakness. They're professionals and they can help you! Its not a bad thing, its like a doctor. Sometimes we need help.
Stay well.
@@LatinaCreamQueen thanks for such a heartwarming comment. I've been trying to heal for the past year, but when you're broken by the one you love things get worst. There's something about the people and this city, they kill you from the inside out. They just keep trying to get back into my life, hiting and threatening my friends, making shit up, trying to clean their name while I'm the one who got fucked over. This month was the only one in the last year where I was able to get no contact and no problems. I just want peace and to be fine. I'm going to live abroad for 6 months in February and hopefully I'll finally get my head straight by then.
I can relate to this
The internet is a weird place to post your sob story. Nobody cares. Everybody has been depressed, so don't think you're special.
That being said... Just know you're not alone. Nobody said life would be easy, but sometimes a little too much to handle. We've all been through times where we suffered from depression, and some others (Like you and myself) Depression and Anxiety. Life for those with depression and anxiety is never easy, and it's easy to forget you're not alone in going through this. Whether it's a family or friend. Guidance counselor or even a pet. Someone will be there for you. In cases like ours, it's CowChop. We are lucky to live in a day and age where we can log on for a while every day and see our favorite people making us laugh and enjoy life a little more. I have been watching James and Aleks evolve their friendship for a long time now through the Creatures, and it feels good to know they enjoy what they do, and they're aware of the people they help, such as ourselves. I wish you the best of luck in dealing with life itself, because we both know everyone needs it, and I hope we shall both emerge from the dark holes of depression and anxiety, and lead a better, happier, life.
7:52 Brett of War
It amazes me how the editing skills get better and better
Thank u. Editing isn't that easy, but I do my best to make it as slick as possible
You gotta hand it to Brett and the rest of the team for always finding a new, unique, entertaining way of shouting out the sponsor. Dollar Shave Club has sponsored them a shit ton and the shoutouts are always top-notch quality.
I like that sim city music
That stole it from my guitar
What sim city music?
"This is gonna bring ants". That killed me for some reason 😂
I don’t know why, but I laugh my ass off when Aleks’ mentions his eating problem.
No
ExitioRegem yes*¥^
"Hot sauce in my cup of noodles, you taught me that"
Wow. The moment they brought food I was expecting one to throw it at the other. I am actually glad they didn't do that. I am glad they matured. it was pleasant to watch. The Gags were pretty funny too.
I hope this channel never dies
@@amethystgoblin5950 the day after after
That piece of the chromebook flying off when james broke it over his knee has got me
That’s my artwork. Identity theft is not a joke James.
stupid
shananig0ns i see you with that Dwight Schrute reference lmao
That is fucking fantastic. 👍👍
If it isn't a joke, then make a serious inquiry to their email or shoot him a private message...
@@flower.twilightits a joke…
I love the way Cow Chop does ad inserts. They're quite entertaining tbh
So that's why Brett has been wearing hats lately. He joined the bald gang!!
James' thousand yard stare when eating the orange remnants at 2:30 😂
For a man who works on chromebooks before seeing one destroyed not only hurts me but makes me happy
It was really satisfying to see Alex take a bite of that wing I wanted them so badly
When it's 12:39 and you have school tomorrow but Cow Chop is more important
Good episode.
Real people go through all the episodes to get the good feeling to getting blessed with a good episode.
Jokes on you Cow Chop. Its no shave November. YOU WILL NOT FOOL ME!!
This episode was particularly unexpected funny.
*James eating an orange as if it's corn on the cob. LOL
I would like that little jingle at around 9:48 as my ringtone.
Im so triggered james just destroy that perfectly working chromebook fcukc im poor
I felt a part of myself die, why a perfectly good laptop and not the peeler 😫
Chromebooks are kinda trash though
"perfectly working chromebook"... chromebooks are broken the second they are made.. Those shitty computers are an abomination.. I'm glad they broke it..
Same here tho...my heart kinda died inside
@@gkaze77 actually if you're not a fucking mongoloid you can put a Linux distro on it and bask in the true productivity OS masterrace
Today we ask the world's most burning question. Will it peel? Let's talk about that.
Ok let's talk, it obviously wouldn't be able to peel my sadness would it ?
Gmm?
I was waiting for the wheel of mythicality at the end
That peeler worked a lot better than I expected! •o•
9:40 James says " cant handle wit" he needs a magic speech ring
That whole peeler part was one of the few genuinely wholesome moments on this entire channel 😂. Anyways, I'm going to watch pepper spray self defense, bye guys. 👋
When aleks put all that c4 in that cup I was almost certain James was gonna die of a heart attack
2:32 - 2:36 Is some uncanny valley shit but I can't stop watching it.
Ok but are we really gonna ignore that Aleks put " Aleks + James " on the laptop
Also defend equality love unites
ok now this is epic.
real talk thought, this is the most entertaining amazon episode in a long time
I never thought they'd ever "review" a product and have such a positive reaction to it. I need to buy me a peeler! (That I will probably use one day and that's it)
That intro for the ad read was beautifully timed, nice work Denzel Curry
My man finally shaved off his scuffed-ass hair. Grats Brett.
0:44 dead serious hoped james would bring up that old thanksgiving meme, ya’ll know that one?
0:33 Lmao bigshaq coming outta nowhere
Not just a peeled guys but the best ‘ON THE MARKET’
I fucking loved this episode. Shit hasn't been this wholesome and well adjusted since Aron died in that horrible fart liquid incident.
Be careful with that C4 guys; great video like always, I almost died of laughter at the beginning!!
The peeler part killed me 😭😂😂
That peeler is legitimately impressive.
That chromebook bit was genius.
Love this whole peelin bit. you guys are very good. so many time stanps.
"You could do that with a rock....could squish it o.o
An Amazon Prime Time vid Uploaded on my 20th birthday? Best gift ever
This is the best amazon episode in a while!
5:55 James back to his routes braking keyboards
7:17 daaammmnnnn boi, what that tongue do???
why did Garrett sound like Aaron right there? lol 10:32
that face James made when he was eating that cylinder of orange made me spit out my apple shavings
This is packed with great bits, holy crap.
I love Tillamook ice cream I've been to the factory here in oregon. It's awesome!
James: I can help you with your dietary plan
*while fixing his zipper
damn, phew, getting sweaty over here
The Wizard101 music makes the sauce part so much better! 😂
5:35 RIP DIABLO IMMORTAL
gotta love the arrow keys, in video ad block.
I like how Brett is hiding his new haircut lol
this video is one of the reasons cow chop will never get sponsored by google lol
James - "To get a grasp on my-"
Aleks - "Reality?"
Can I borrow that peeler machine to take off my foreskin
What
*HE'S PEEING ON IT*
Brett's hair is gone👴👌 sorry buddy ☹️
He looks great without it anyways
Did you think he was just gonna leave it with a giant chunk he shaved off in another video??? lol
The fact y’all played The Fat boys for ending made this with it 3 times over
Love that action bronson beat in the outro
Hey Diablo 4 came out!
It did indeed
This has to be the first time something actually worked on Amazon Prime Time
finally, a funny prime episode! the boys are back
i would really like to see what the people who just click dislike on every video look like.
We need cowchop animated classics.
Brett lookin' like a hard ass blacksmith with the haircut.
The second I saw the Tilamook ice cream, the "one taught me pain" lyric from Ariana Granda played in my head
The will it peel reminds me of Good Mythical Morning :)
I fucking KNEW that James was gonna break that small laptop. Lmao
this thing shreds like it ain’t nothin
this episode had the best sponsor transition ever
I don’t know who edited this, but very well done.
I only watch these when James is in them tbh
“It redirects to path of exile” little did James know that wasn’t even a joke
0:39 $129.99 for an orange peeling machine. Don't worry, you get free shipping.
I just purchased the dollar shave club pack. Can't wait for it to arrive!
You guys should put the links of what you guys bought into the description. That sauce looks hella good
Can't wait to see Brett's new barnet unveiled