HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2017 : PART TWO

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @izzycampbell6933
    @izzycampbell6933 7 лет назад +1416

    Aleks is the uncooperative annoyed teen at Christmas dinner and James is the step dad who desperately wants to seem cool

    • @EbolaClown
      @EbolaClown 7 лет назад +51

      planet mediocre James is more than a step dad. He’s a step DADDY.

    • @izzycampbell6933
      @izzycampbell6933 7 лет назад +2

      FragAndDrag damn right

    • @alright7887
      @alright7887 7 лет назад +5

      sounds like that comment might hit a little too close to home

    • @izzycampbell6933
      @izzycampbell6933 7 лет назад +2

      alright dont know what you’re talking about, my family is completely normal and not at all dysfunctional

    • @matthewdugan4829
      @matthewdugan4829 7 лет назад +2

      Aleks has always been that teenager lol. All the old road to e3 videos, the camping teacher video and the bad grandpa video all showcase that well

  • @NinjaKhaos74
    @NinjaKhaos74 7 лет назад +278

    James laughing maniacally as he rips Einsteins face off will forever be burned into my memory.

    • @alexbel8944
      @alexbel8944 4 года назад +8

      one of the best memories of this channel

    • @causedisland6056
      @causedisland6056 4 года назад

      underrated comment for sure.

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @CargoTeeth
      @CargoTeeth 5 дней назад

      I come back to this video every year and it makes me laugh every time loll i think the clip is stuck with me forever

  • @angelogarcia1700
    @angelogarcia1700 7 лет назад +148

    What the fuck was that ending? Aleks having a mental breakdown and James skinning an Einstein doll while laughing like a serial killer. XD

    • @GamesThemeSong
      @GamesThemeSong 7 лет назад +7

      Angelo García classic Cowchop

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 7 лет назад +2

      But then the doll works at the end???

  • @alicatz
    @alicatz 7 лет назад +334

    James fucking ripping off Einstein's face and laughing was pure gold

    • @thebatman8815
      @thebatman8815 7 лет назад +17

      SenpaiAli He turned into the goddamn joker for that bit

    • @bakedandsteaked
      @bakedandsteaked 7 лет назад +4

      That was the only part of the video I laughed super hard at, then I had to stop and question my sanity.

  • @813Productions
    @813Productions 7 лет назад +2016

    The true Russian in Aleks comes out when he gets drunk.

    • @jimmy_ink
      @jimmy_ink 7 лет назад +25

      813Productions in Russia your aunt has body pillows for guests apparently

    • @anthony3476
      @anthony3476 7 лет назад +5

      Jimmy Ink I read this as soon as he said it😩

    • @sambailor
      @sambailor 7 лет назад +6

      the true Russian in aleks thinks bleached hair is gay

    • @davidkim2755
      @davidkim2755 7 лет назад +3

      He looks really depressed, anybody know what happened? it was hilarious.

    • @DrJerryFigs
      @DrJerryFigs 7 лет назад +2

      Davidkim 275 his parents are DEAD

  • @Sinkinson_
    @Sinkinson_ 7 лет назад +2166

    _Is it to late now to say_ *MY BAD*

    • @valtea.
      @valtea. 7 лет назад +7

      9:20

    • @TheProject1177
      @TheProject1177 7 лет назад +7

      Who Media wow thanks it’s like we watched the exACT SAME video

    • @CaptainUsopp118
      @CaptainUsopp118 7 лет назад +6

      "is it too late to play faaaallout" - bruce

    • @aiman4894
      @aiman4894 7 лет назад +3

      CaptainUsopp -Sama sorry, wrong cinematic universe

    • @CaptainUsopp118
      @CaptainUsopp118 7 лет назад +1

      sorry that's the Funhaus Universe Cinematic Universe.... or the FUK U i mean FUCU :P

  • @a5tral__438
    @a5tral__438 7 лет назад +538

    "I'm in it to promote my channel"

  • @CoolMoon
    @CoolMoon 7 лет назад +1524

    The only thing I want for Christmas is for ImmortalHD to upload.

    • @melon8523
      @melon8523 7 лет назад +18

      CoolMoon he steam last night

    • @melon8523
      @melon8523 7 лет назад +6

      Streamed*

    • @cleanclouds
      @cleanclouds 7 лет назад +20

      Lamborghini Aleks CoolMoon said upload.

    • @audaciousway401
      @audaciousway401 7 лет назад +12

      Stop being a greedy fuck, you don't deserve it.

    • @Bebop1811
      @Bebop1811 7 лет назад +7

      Audacious Way Fuck you, he deserves the world

  • @lucykou6405
    @lucykou6405 7 лет назад +141

    “Rob convenience stores” was the greatest underrated joke this video

  • @aceequalscake9900
    @aceequalscake9900 7 лет назад +397

    James could secretly be a mass murderer like holy shit his laugh as he tears the dolls face off is terrifying

    • @zacharieislovezacharieisli8378
      @zacharieislovezacharieisli8378 7 лет назад +8

      What does it mean if you're making that laughter while you burn ants with a magnifying glass?

    • @aceequalscake9900
      @aceequalscake9900 7 лет назад +6

      ZacharieIsLove ZacharieIsLife Possible psychopath

    • @roguewolf9714
      @roguewolf9714 7 лет назад +9

      Face-Fucked Asexual and the way Aleks looks at him while he’s doing it lol

    • @aceequalscake9900
      @aceequalscake9900 7 лет назад +5

      Roguewolf97 I think Aleks is pretending to be fascinated by the fact James is doing that but we all know he is genuinely creeped out by the whole ordeal.

    • @jimmy_ink
      @jimmy_ink 7 лет назад +3

      Jimmy's buzzard Advent haha I'm with you mate I was laughing like crazy when I saw him start tearing it off lol

  • @creativelyautisticaleks1047
    @creativelyautisticaleks1047 7 лет назад +170

    9:56 That laugh is so empty that it really showcases how he's as dead inside as his channel is.

  • @MariTheOwl
    @MariTheOwl 7 лет назад +436

    “Our whiskey is here”
    *Alek head poppin out* Whiskey?

    • @TheProject1177
      @TheProject1177 7 лет назад

      Hoots The Owl whiskey is shitty American stuff
      The majority of things they were drinking was scotch which is spelled whisky
      You fuckin dumb

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 7 лет назад +1

      Scotch _is_ whisky, ass.

    • @camcroteau6244
      @camcroteau6244 7 лет назад

      Just Emily scotch is scotch kid

    • @Brodolf_Gainzdeer
      @Brodolf_Gainzdeer 7 лет назад

      Sipsburg News no scotch is a whisky that's just made with barley and cones from Scotland. Its still a whisky.

    • @MariTheOwl
      @MariTheOwl 7 лет назад

      Stoner Aleks sorry I’m not an alcoholic who knows everything about alcohol

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 7 лет назад +795

    That edit at 3:16 was smooth af
    Edit: why has aleks job become putting clothes back on to naked dolls recently

    • @Qsaws_
      @Qsaws_ 7 лет назад +15

      I had to rewatch it a couple of times to realise what you were talking about

    • @Creddz69
      @Creddz69 7 лет назад +6

      Qsaws it's so smooth it's rough again

    • @AgentCake007
      @AgentCake007 7 лет назад +14

      What was the edit? I'm not noticing anything.

    • @yami7279
      @yami7279 7 лет назад +1

      Agent Cake the transition

    • @Qsaws_
      @Qsaws_ 7 лет назад +8

      He doesn't have a snowball in his hand before being hit by one, they transitioned from one shot to that one.

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 7 лет назад +138

    I enjoy the gargling cover of silent night.

    • @21xK
      @21xK 7 лет назад +3

      Berke Beidler fits pissed drunk aleks so well

  • @Safiabb7
    @Safiabb7 7 лет назад +18

    Ok but can we talk about how Aleks literally tumbles off the table and James perfect comedic timing "You have to run on your tip toes before you tumble down"

  • @_hekken
    @_hekken 7 лет назад +17

    As soon as James says "Chill out, man." is when you know shits about to brake and Aleks is the one to break it.
    Never tell an angry drunk to chill out...
    ... especially one with Russian blood.
    I also love the gargling of silent night in the background audio to poetically add to a drunk Aleks tearing shit up.

  • @ulalasenpai
    @ulalasenpai 7 лет назад +133

    yeah I'll go to homecoming with you

  • @YogiXXL
    @YogiXXL 7 лет назад +67

    James laughing as he tears off Einstein's face was legitimately horrifying.

  • @オリーブオ
    @オリーブオ 7 лет назад +385

    There must've been something in that bourbon whiskey

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 7 лет назад +19

      Ølive H Whatever toxic chemicals they used to make the snowballs.

    • @BrileyL
      @BrileyL 7 лет назад +34

      Yeah, alcohol

    •  7 лет назад +3

      Ølive H yeah. Whiskey.

    • @mbm22699
      @mbm22699 7 лет назад +7

      That’s how we make it here in Kentucky yeeyee

    • @FlyingMods
      @FlyingMods 7 лет назад +3

      Vegan Boi Yes. The brand is "Kentucky Bourbon" and it was their whiskey

  • @Spr4yDragon
    @Spr4yDragon 7 лет назад +217

    The legendary double upload

    • @VinnytotheK
      @VinnytotheK 7 лет назад +9

      -___- I didn't watch it in time.

    • @Spr4yDragon
      @Spr4yDragon 7 лет назад +6

      Boof. At least I was there to witness the phenomenon myself.

  • @jaydenvaughn1595
    @jaydenvaughn1595 7 лет назад +569

    I bet Trevor was the one who disliked this video

    • @jaydenvaughn1595
      @jaydenvaughn1595 7 лет назад +1

      Well there was only one dislike when I said that, but Big Aleks is always disliking

  • @Legion640
    @Legion640 7 лет назад +2

    That entire ending sequence starting with Alex crawling on the ground to get himself a shot of whiskey while the gargling Christmas music was playing was gold.

  • @b-2499
    @b-2499 7 лет назад +299

    two videos at once,, cue me screaming

  • @daphneramone268
    @daphneramone268 7 лет назад +154

    is aleks okay

    •  7 лет назад +4

      Daphne Ramone no

    • @snifzy12
      @snifzy12 7 лет назад +4

      no.

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 7 лет назад +1

      Daphne Ramone I don’t think either of them are

  • @Seftak
    @Seftak 7 лет назад +4

    James ripping of someone's face while laughing maniacally is the true spirit of Christmas.

  • @michfaceee
    @michfaceee 7 лет назад +60

    I worry about Aleks sometimes

  • @adamaaa133
    @adamaaa133 7 лет назад +27

    I like how James's suit still has the tag so they can return it

  • @BillyAwesome
    @BillyAwesome 7 лет назад +69

    Yeah I'm with aleks on this one shit got a little real towards the end lol

  • @kamilbudzynski1482
    @kamilbudzynski1482 Год назад +3

    One of their best episodes for sure

  • @thejoshno
    @thejoshno 7 лет назад +27

    That hit me hard when aleks said he didn’t have a family growing up because I was in foster care and adopted too

  • @Spiceratkris
    @Spiceratkris 7 лет назад +29

    I dont know what did we do to deserve a double upload from their funniest shows, but god bless.

    • @TVJohnsta
      @TVJohnsta 7 лет назад

      elcapitan ? what

    • @Spiceratkris
      @Spiceratkris 7 лет назад +1

      John Beam they accidentally uploaded a dark side of RUclips episode earlier

  • @Qahnaarinn
    @Qahnaarinn 7 лет назад +46

    6:28 Aleks lookin like an angel

    • @rayl5794
      @rayl5794 7 лет назад +13

      You would know, you are one ahaha

    • @shinopark
      @shinopark 7 лет назад +4

      He can be yuor angle or ur devil

    • @darthmalgus3043
      @darthmalgus3043 7 лет назад +1

      Awkward RUclips Flirting That comment and username is so...Perfect.

  • @screamingratman4568
    @screamingratman4568 7 лет назад +8

    Every single one of these videos is a couch fire

  • @zachbootsma3337
    @zachbootsma3337 7 лет назад +58

    When Aleks broke that table in half I got flashbacks of Gavins desk breaking

  • @thehotdog8402
    @thehotdog8402 7 лет назад +48

    "Is it to late now to say 'my bad."

  • @WickedCerberus
    @WickedCerberus 7 лет назад +15

    0:29 looks like someone is excited to see James

  • @cloverring
    @cloverring 7 лет назад +54

    Is Aleks ok?

    • @danielheung4670
      @danielheung4670 7 лет назад

      Amber M. I still dunno whether to laugh at the adoption jokes or not

  • @mcgazza33
    @mcgazza33 7 лет назад +1

    Aleks in these sorts of videos is the reason why I get up in the morning.

  • @strawberrial
    @strawberrial 7 лет назад +4

    First it was Brett, then it was Aleks, and now James is going insane.
    Dear Lord, what on earth is 2018 gonna be like for Cow Chop?

  • @mebrady240
    @mebrady240 7 лет назад +2

    I love how everyone says Aleks is insane. Yeah sure, he destroys stuff.
    But James just undressed and mutilated an Einstein doll and laughed maniacally.

  • @MainGoldDragon
    @MainGoldDragon 7 лет назад +6

    I love how it turned from 1 person just watching the other person destroy stuff and then have the roles switched

  • @borkybork2749
    @borkybork2749 7 лет назад +79

    2 videos at the same time?

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 7 лет назад +41

    You can't spell Advent calender without ad. So you only get a vent calender this year.

    •  7 лет назад

      MrStatistx you think you're soooooo funny.
      Well, you are.

  • @tyler9902
    @tyler9902 7 лет назад +8

    proof that AH and Cow Chop exist in the same universe... the infamous axe kick 20:24

  • @kat-wb8kl
    @kat-wb8kl 7 лет назад +33

    Aleks is just venting,poor him.

    • @lucykou6405
      @lucykou6405 7 лет назад

      Kazzie maybe it’s good for him to get it out

    • @SamuelSamuelSamuel
      @SamuelSamuelSamuel 7 лет назад +2

      When you spell advent without ad, all you get is vent. :(

  • @TheSurgePhoenix
    @TheSurgePhoenix 7 лет назад +1

    James tearing apart the Einstein was the funniest thing i've seen all year

  • @TheOdd
    @TheOdd 7 лет назад +44

    2 videos at exactly the same time? It really is Christmas!

  • @Blackdeath_
    @Blackdeath_ 7 лет назад +1

    Whoever edited that ending is doing some great work

  • @dahduder
    @dahduder 7 лет назад +7

    Its nice to see james take a break from minecraft to spread holiday joy

  • @Nothing21091
    @Nothing21091 7 лет назад +2

    Right after Aleks has his emotional breakdown, James decides to have a mental one. I'm glad they recorded this on the 8th so they have time to relax

  • @sergiolucas2781
    @sergiolucas2781 7 лет назад +20

    21:49 Legit fucking Psychopath lmao

  • @colinmoloney8191
    @colinmoloney8191 5 лет назад +2

    The part where James rips out Einstein’s eyes while laughing maniacally always make me die of laughter

  • @jazmynedunn9906
    @jazmynedunn9906 4 года назад +4

    Aleks from 1:25 being confused about an advent calendar always makes me laugh

  • @richardthesauce
    @richardthesauce 7 лет назад

    The award for Greatest Dabbing Viking of 2017 has to go to Aleks this year.

  • @J-BiRTH
    @J-BiRTH 7 лет назад +15

    I feel like Aleks isn't actually a human but rather a genetically modified alien sent to Earth to stop humanity's evolution.

  • @Coolcats-cb7yx
    @Coolcats-cb7yx 7 лет назад +1

    I love how all the end of the year videos are of cow chop getting drunk at work.

  • @shockedaleks9645
    @shockedaleks9645 7 лет назад +7

    *I wonder what kind of video Covv Chop will upload tomorrow*

  • @alibee6232
    @alibee6232 7 лет назад +1

    dude i cant get enough of cow chop you guys need to upload more

  • @tim220122
    @tim220122 7 лет назад +32

    Do you think they have an office safe word for when they legitimately are hurt and need an ambulance?

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 7 лет назад +1

      I wonder what those safe words would be for each of them?

    • @quietbutdeadlyrandom
      @quietbutdeadlyrandom 7 лет назад +5

      I remember somewhere saying they did, I think it’s like “I’m drowning” or something idk. I wish I could find it.

    •  7 лет назад +1

      quietbutdeadlyrandom idk that seems a bit prepared for the people that lit their set on fire without having fire extinguishers lol

  • @EsmeeHulskamp
    @EsmeeHulskamp 7 лет назад

    Two CC videos at once is the best christmas gift one could ask for

  • @MissToxicc
    @MissToxicc 7 лет назад +15

    If you close your eyes on 21:57 it sounds like an anime character going insane

    • @bread406
      @bread406 7 лет назад

      MissToxicc death note flashbacks

    • @EllietheOutlaw
      @EllietheOutlaw 7 лет назад

      I agree and it’s kind of terrifying

  • @nachorv07
    @nachorv07 7 лет назад

    Guys, I just want to say that i´m thankful for your content, your vibes, everything. I´m really stressed and watching your videos gives me so much joy! Keep it up!

  • @foxtronaut_crashsite
    @foxtronaut_crashsite 7 лет назад +5

    jesus christ that was some good shit. happy holidays to you fellas an fellarinas, have a good break

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 7 лет назад +1

    22:15 I just imagine James laughing hysterically while ripping someone's face off

  • @levimills567
    @levimills567 7 лет назад +13

    2:24 when the depression hits

  • @clarkyusko7681
    @clarkyusko7681 7 лет назад

    Two videos, we are truly blessed on this day

  • @linxintel7356
    @linxintel7356 7 лет назад +5

    literally the only christmas persent im getting is your double upload

  • @Gooseman09
    @Gooseman09 7 лет назад

    These just keep getting better

  • @koryflatford3895
    @koryflatford3895 7 лет назад +14

    19:25 50% of people after 2017 21:35 the other 50 %

  • @PS2freak11223
    @PS2freak11223 7 лет назад

    "It's an advent calendar, you start it in order"
    THANK YOU JAMES

  • @Rinbax7117
    @Rinbax7117 6 лет назад +3

    Watching in 2018 and California is still being engulfed in flames

  • @TheStalkerNinja
    @TheStalkerNinja 7 лет назад +1

    james laughing as he rips the face off a einstein doll is a 2017 mood

  • @marniekodya5939
    @marniekodya5939 7 лет назад +3

    off to a good start Aleks is chugging beer

  • @xd_brigmain4682
    @xd_brigmain4682 7 лет назад +2

    these videos keep me from ending it all

  • @venomypoiseny3894
    @venomypoiseny3894 7 лет назад +14

    2:07 DAMN DUDE

  • @SamuelSamuelSamuel
    @SamuelSamuelSamuel 7 лет назад +2

    I can't tell if this video is better quality than the last gift guide video or if I was just too distracted by the green screen to appreciate it.

  • @ausmoz
    @ausmoz 7 лет назад +5

    Double upload, what did we do to deserve this beautiful gift?
    Edit: nevermind :(

  • @sentry8089
    @sentry8089 7 лет назад

    One of the best times of year!
    Cow Chop's Christmas!

  • @jackinthebox364
    @jackinthebox364 7 лет назад +10

    thought James and Aleks were drunk during the shoot of this, but then i realized the video was at .75 speed....fml

    •  7 лет назад

      jackinthebox364 but Aleks _was_ drunk during this dude

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 5 лет назад +1

    Dude, played out of context, that ending with James looked straight from a horror film.

  • @shpat7726
    @shpat7726 7 лет назад +5

    Damn dude it's a double upload!

  • @hellohowareyou7611
    @hellohowareyou7611 6 лет назад +2

    The music at the end is magnificent

  • @mishythesheep
    @mishythesheep 7 лет назад +5

    2 videos ...Eyyy it's a lucky day

  • @RS-pe9wn
    @RS-pe9wn 7 лет назад

    This was honestly the funniest and scariest bit/video I've seen from you guys

  • @MrJorvaal
    @MrJorvaal 7 лет назад +9

    The ending was scary as FUCK.

  • @cosmicturban2797
    @cosmicturban2797 7 лет назад

    This was great. Reminds me of what I love about xmas. Getting completely trashed with the ones you love most.

  • @MANA98
    @MANA98 7 лет назад +5

    This just looks like someone trying to sell stuff and an alcoholic fucking everything up 😂

  • @drizzycookietacocake
    @drizzycookietacocake 7 лет назад

    This video was beautiful. James’ laugh is magical.

  • @LeiYouToRest
    @LeiYouToRest 7 лет назад +16

    Aleks is an extra hot mess lately lmao

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 7 лет назад

    I'm glad I started watching Cow Chop.

  • @dannyp9479
    @dannyp9479 7 лет назад +5

    The end was actually scary

  • @taebby78
    @taebby78 7 лет назад

    That end bit with James ripping off Einstein's face... lmao nearly pissed myself

  • @RandomZeEverything
    @RandomZeEverything 7 лет назад +5

    That last Part was Creepy, james was starting to freak me out

  • @KoriFudo
    @KoriFudo 7 лет назад +1

    20:23 Holy shit!! that was 10x better than Gavin's heel kick XD

  • @littlesmoke6874
    @littlesmoke6874 7 лет назад +15

    23:16

    • @FardoHD
      @FardoHD 7 лет назад

      Littlesmoke687 That scared me dude

    • @littlesmoke6874
      @littlesmoke6874 7 лет назад

      Scared Aleks 🌝

    • @littlesmoke6874
      @littlesmoke6874 7 лет назад +1

      I r e n e I think they just got the toy to work.

  • @jorgiesama
    @jorgiesama 7 лет назад

    Holy shit that whiskey made them insane and wtf was that bubbling Christmas music it just made it funnier when Aleks was going on a rampage😂

  • @KoriFudo
    @KoriFudo 7 лет назад +5

    10:24 - 10:30, 10:32, 10:41 wow Aleks really does have ADD XD

    • @realcrimson4284
      @realcrimson4284 7 лет назад

      Kirk_Kirksman I don't see how that relevant to having ADD..

    • @KoriFudo
      @KoriFudo 7 лет назад +1

      Real Crimson Aleks: *looks at stack of fidget spinners* "dude, imagine how people would react to this in medieval times"
      I'm not hating on Aleks, i just think its kind of funny how he went from; having a stack of fidget spinners in school, to, showing it to people in medieval times

    • @realcrimson4284
      @realcrimson4284 7 лет назад

      Kirk_Kirksman It's still pertaining to the same subject of the fidget spinner. So it's not shifting complete focus onto something else. Not trying to be a prick but that's not an example of add.

    • @KoriFudo
      @KoriFudo 7 лет назад

      Real Crimson okay.. i just thought it was a pretty weird train of thought..

    • @KoriFudo
      @KoriFudo 7 лет назад

      Real Crimson I know man, its cool 😂👌

  • @MrLinks01
    @MrLinks01 7 лет назад +2

    Holy shit, the last 5 minutes is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @dbridge416
    @dbridge416 7 лет назад +3

    Happy Holidays everybody

  • @allenwalker125
    @allenwalker125 7 лет назад

    I shed many tears in mourning for the whiskey.