At this point, with all their motorised vehicles, Cowchop could probably host their own live-action Mario-Kart. Sure, it'd probably end in tears but they _could_ and that's what counts.
Quick aquarium tip, Stan is a fancy goldfish and looking from the bag you got him at petsmart, and spent what..31$ on him. Stan is going to get about 10inches maybe 12 if your lucky. Gold fish are extremely dirty and create tons of ammonia, make sure you pick up a gravel vacuum to properly and safely clean your aquarium once a week! Oh yeah, and if Stan dies within 14days, bring him back to persmart and they'll exchange him for another one. Your TANK is going to go through it's new TANK syndrome, so if Stan doesn't make it, it's just because the TANK hasn't cycled properly. You could always get one of the feeder fish for 14cents and let it cycle your TANK ;D
To everyone crying over how Aleks is "going to let Stan die": reminder that Aleks used to own a tarantula and was very good at looking after him until he died of being old. He also has a dog and a cat...the fish will be fine.
Simple goldfish care: -Feed it once or twice a day at most -They need to have cold or lukewarm water -Tanks need to be cleaned twice a week or so and cant be cleaned all the way because the fish live off of bacteria so if all of that is gone they'll die -Need to have regular hours of daytime and nighttime -Its best to have something in the tank that creates bubbles so the water can have circulating oxygen Hopefully this helps Stan live
zombiekiller956 aaaaaahhhh i get it!!! Ha thats funny And it's an* little english lesson if the next word your about to say has a vowel sounding start to it then you change a to an "an", just as i did there
There are five fishes in a tank, one says I got the guns, you drive while the other three assume the roles of loader, commander and radio operator/machinegunner.
there's no way he'll live a normal fish life xD goldfish produce SOO much shit and i doubt they'll want to bother doing water changes every week and clean the tank
wait, you're supossed to clean the tank every week? i just let my fish swim in the same water for like a month, the only time i clean the water is when i can't see the fish unless he's pressed against the wall, and even when he's only visible when pressed against the wall i will clean the tank like one week. no really sometimes the water gets so green that it looks like he's swimming in radioactive goop
yea but it's not my fault that my fish needs to swim in his own shit (that he sometimes try's to eat while i'm feeding him btw) but the tank filter brok recently so i can't really filter the tank and every morning i have to go to school i do my window's open but my windows face towards the sunrise so while i'm at school me fish tank is heating up after an entire night of being exposed to the tank lamp so algae grows rapid in my tank
2:28 "What do we live in a barn?" I nearly choked to death for that shit, I hope you're happy. P.S. I wonder how long had aleks been waiting to use that one...
A tip to cowchop, get goldfish pellets not flakes for goldfish. Their mouths are not designed to eat things floating on the surface. Goldfish pellets sink more. Goldfish can actually die from gulping in too much air from improperly being fed flakes not pellets.
They could keep the heater really low if the barn gets cold at night. It will just make the water get dirty faster and the fish could get sick. Might hav to do a little more water changes
Chris martin Stan probably died after day one. You can't put fish into an Aquarium you just set up. There has to be special bacteria in the water an that bacteria only developes after several weeks.
Honestly, when James asked Aleks why he hadn't climbed out of the suit yet after he said he could and Aleks replied with "because I like it." I actually kinda got chills because that is something the Joker would actually say
Aleks not wanting to sit next to James on the same couch and James telling him maybe they’ll get a spinoff and Aleks could sit by himself. Fast forward to their video announcement that James is leaving, Aleks sits by himself on that same cowuch. o7
newish fan of Cow Chop. love your content. I just moved away from Cap Hill in Denver after working out there for RTD on the new commuter trains. Loved seeing 16th Street in your Pokemon video. Walked that route everyday. Keep up the good stuff James, Aleks & crew.
Hey guys, its scarce here. Today we have some sad news coming from Cow Chop. Stan the fat fish has passed away due to a fire caused by them cooking napalm.
I think the best thing about this was that when James said, "I'm actually just carrying you right now." the implication was that he knew how much Alex weighs, and had carried him enough times before.
HOLY SHIT GUYS COME ON when my brother and I got the plane we tried flying the stupid plane and the propeller hit my finger and basically split the finger from top I was glad you guys didnt get hurt I was worried Alecks would throw the plane towards James.
it makes me really happy that James got all the right stuff to take care of Stan, like most people don't think about the heater just for a single goldfish
Goldfish arent supposed to have heaters... Hes gonna fuckin roast to death. Also they need a 20 gallon tank fresh tap water and pellets rather than flakes. Stans dead as fuck to be frank.
Wolfy Wolfy I'm pretty sure they don't have heat in that barn at all tho besides their space heaters and Colorado winters are cold as fuck, lil dude would freeze solid without a heater. That size tank should be okay for now tho with that filter and regular water changes, you're right tho he is gonna need a bigger tank eventually. He probably should have pellets tho..
James: "Why do you keep buying me shit like this, you realize we have to pack this up and bring it to LA" *Buys aleks a 6 gallon aquarium and a fish named Stan*
At this point, with all their motorised vehicles, Cowchop could probably host their own live-action Mario-Kart. Sure, it'd probably end in tears but they _could_ and that's what counts.
they /should/ *
At this point it's only a matter of time until they do it.
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I'D BE SO FUCKING ENTERTAINED.
Dingeree Lamta we can only hope
Yes please
Aleks escapes the straight jacket and his first instinct is to strangle james lmaoo
Its because hes the jokeah baybee
"I can't tell if he's dead or eating. It seems to be the same action." I relate to Stan
Stan's probably the coolest member of the Cow Chop crew.
ToasterNova no, koots is
Randomly Accessed you right
+Randomly Accessed Who? lol
P1Tz0N let that meme die
Aleks's genuine "NO" for Stan's potential death was the best part.
Quick aquarium tip, Stan is a fancy goldfish and looking from the bag you got him at petsmart, and spent what..31$ on him. Stan is going to get about 10inches maybe 12 if your lucky. Gold fish are extremely dirty and create tons of ammonia, make sure you pick up a gravel vacuum to properly and safely clean your aquarium once a week! Oh yeah, and if Stan dies within 14days, bring him back to persmart and they'll exchange him for another one. Your TANK is going to go through it's new TANK syndrome, so if Stan doesn't make it, it's just because the TANK hasn't cycled properly. You could always get one of the feeder fish for 14cents and let it cycle your TANK ;D
The Katacombs this.
Cowchop: "TL;DR. Fish is dead"
So what you're telling me is to expect Stan clones in the near future?
I have faith Stan will live, lol.
I have no faith lol
I appreciate the fact that this video is 20:00
Jack Liston yeah that was really satisfying
Jack Liston me too :)$
Jack Liston imagine if it was 21:00 that would irritate me
cambria jenkins well, not really, 10 mins allows for midroll ads, the 20 min mark doesn't do shit.
Not sure why this is being recommended to me 3 years later but it was a really nice trip down memory lane. Makes me want to go on a cow chop binge
That's what I'm doing atm. I finished all of the house videos and am now up to this point. Christ my life sucks.
@@SchadeTree lmaooo me too
Is Stan still alive?
@@KevinMcAllister420 i wanna know too
@@breannathompson9094it's been 7 years, I doubt it but it's theoretically possible
Need a 24/7 goldfish webcam! The Stan-cam
ExaCmd DUDE YES
Nothing like watching a webcam of a dead floating fish.
Doctor_Darling I wouldn't be surprised if they just left a stream up of Stan dead for like a week
more like rotting stan-cam
ExaCmd yes this is good
To everyone crying over how Aleks is "going to let Stan die": reminder that Aleks used to own a tarantula and was very good at looking after him until he died of being old. He also has a dog and a cat...the fish will be fine.
AlienWithABox Mfw the fish died today
Nick The fish *isn't* dead though. We'd know if it was since they'd say something on Reddit, Twitter, or in a video.
@333badcat Theoretically yes, but Jorel posted on Twitter back when Stan died
How funny would it be if they gave Stan a giant 120 gallons tank just for him.
Mickr4 that's actually really bad for goldfish, they need at least 3 other fish for a tank that size so they aren't bored out of their minds.
Alright then, let's give him company. Let's buy Stan a harem.
A bunch of golddigging goldfishes to live with him in his underwater palace. ^^
Mickr4 aw ye bby
120 gallon tank of passion lube*
how funny woud it be if they got him on 'tanked" the TLC show just for one fish
That child-like laugh at 18:35 Joe is so pure
stan is a precious bby pls take care of him #prayforstan
Simple goldfish care:
-Feed it once or twice a day at most
-They need to have cold or lukewarm water
-Tanks need to be cleaned twice a week or so and cant be cleaned all the way because the fish live off of bacteria so if all of that is gone they'll die
-Need to have regular hours of daytime and nighttime
-Its best to have something in the tank that creates bubbles so the water can have circulating oxygen
Hopefully this helps Stan live
Stan... It was good knowing you...
18:40 when Joe was about to hit the fish and Aleks yelled "no!" I've never known Aleks could actually feel for things.
Damn. You guys are fast.
miguel cruz thank the editing team
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
FAST AS FUCK BOIII
miguel cruz love your picture
MCWolf Flipnotes ikr i love Naruto
Stan's Diary, Day One: I'm so fucked. Goodbye everyone.
Phil Morris Stan's Diary day 2: It feels good to be in heaven guys!
Might aswell say this now, RIP STAN.
Wanna hear a joke?
There are two fishes in a tank, one says to the other "I got the guns, you drive"
KYYC edits idf get it
KYYC edits aw i dont get it
zombiekiller956 aaaaaahhhh i get it!!! Ha thats funny
And it's an*
little english lesson if the next word your about to say has a vowel sounding start to it then you change a to an "an", just as i did there
yeah nice grammar joke
There are five fishes in a tank, one says I got the guns, you drive while the other three assume the roles of loader, commander and radio operator/machinegunner.
That shitty ass calypso plane is $250 on amazon... and they broke it in like 10 seconds
Fuck that plane
I'm gonna cry 2 weeks straight if Stan dies.
Please don't let him die.
We need a StanCam !
Should've named him oscar since aleks is probably going to kill him too
baylorjonz Ya fuckin went and made me feel old with that one, most of these new fans won't get this but I do.
Liam Patchett well you wanna know who won't feel old? Oscar.
I understand R.I.P oscar
you know who won't be able to kill someone named Oscar? Oscar.
You know who Stan will outlive? Oscar.
i have a feeling 2 things are going to happen to stan
1) he's going to live a normal fish life
2) he's going to die next episode
brem -
ANIMAL CRUELTY AND DEATH OF STAN - Behind the Cow Chop
Trusting CowChop he'll somehow get lit on fire
there's no way he'll live a normal fish life xD goldfish produce SOO much shit and i doubt they'll want to bother doing water changes every week and clean the tank
wait, you're supossed to clean the tank every week? i just let my fish swim in the same water for like a month, the only time i clean the water is when i can't see the fish unless he's pressed against the wall, and even when he's only visible when pressed against the wall i will clean the tank like one week. no really sometimes the water gets so green that it looks like he's swimming in radioactive goop
yea but it's not my fault that my fish needs to swim in his own shit (that he sometimes try's to eat while i'm feeding him btw) but the tank filter brok recently so i can't really filter the tank and every morning i have to go to school i do my window's open but my windows face towards the sunrise so while i'm at school me fish tank is heating up after an entire night of being exposed to the tank lamp so algae grows rapid in my tank
yoooooo you guys should put tape on the floor to officially mark the rooms! lmaoo
i honestly hope Stan can live long enough to be considered an official cow chop member
0:43 I like how fast Aleks face changed once James asked for a item xD
2:28 "What do we live in a barn?"
I nearly choked to death for that shit, I hope you're happy.
P.S. I wonder how long had aleks been waiting to use that one...
A tip to cowchop, get goldfish pellets not flakes for goldfish. Their mouths are not designed to eat things floating on the surface. Goldfish pellets sink more. Goldfish can actually die from gulping in too much air from improperly being fed flakes not pellets.
The fat goldfish is their retribution for killing the fat baby Yoshi.
A. Madar And Norman and Aleks' channel
"He's gunna touch the heater and fuckin' fry" - James, parent of the year
i just love how they brought back the "im the joka bayby" gag
I'm the Joker bby
Syl I was expecting that line to be top comment but here we are
Maybe next time James can gift Aleks a good fucking intro
Ryan daaaamnn duuuudeee
That would be hilarious if he actually paid someone to make him an intro.
fuckin got em
FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS!!! SOME OF THE BEST CONTENT RUclips HAS EVER HAD! R.I.P
I bet that fish will only live for a week.
Excited Aleks your picture is Trevor but your name is excited aleks so just fuck off.
Cuz people are now sensitive with other people's profile pics now, how proud those people must be of themselves.
I love how Alex just starts roasting the gold fish.
did anyone else hear Alex say "eat more you obese fuck" while James was saying how aleks was happy about Stan? XDDD
Jeriah Jones has to be my favorite part, glad I wasn't the only one to hear😂
Little Stan is going to die because he is a goldfish and you have a heater in the tank for tropical fish what the fuck
They could keep the heater really low if the barn gets cold at night. It will just make the water get dirty faster and the fish could get sick. Might hav to do a little more water changes
Chris martin Stan probably died after day one. You can't put fish into an Aquarium you just set up. There has to be special bacteria in the water an that bacteria only developes after several weeks.
@@Blubableful bull crap
Stan is the new intern. 💜
That was really cute. Joe looked like he was having fun.
I'm alek
Stroke Aleks *alleixz
He had a stroke, you insensitive moron, of course he won't spell his own name right!
Alvaro Asiares do this give alek subscribe?
Stroke Aleks Fist me
Hi Alek
How sweet. Alex really cares about that fish. ❤
Honestly, when James asked Aleks why he hadn't climbed out of the suit yet after he said he could and Aleks replied with "because I like it." I actually kinda got chills because that is something the Joker would actually say
yes
"Why would you throw a chicken at me? What, do you think we live in a barn *Actually in a barn*" 😂
It's an "office"
They should have named the fish Norman Jayden
NOOOOOOORMAAAAOOOEEAAAN JAAAAAAAIIIIIYYYYDDDDAAAAEEEEEN
I was actually just thinking that lmao
Aleks already has a son named Norman Jayden, he doesn't need another
Especially because Aleks is going to kill it like he killed Norman Jayden
Seriously, what's this Norman Jayden, shit? I must've missed out on it.
Stan fills me with so much joy.
He can not survive.
1:04 Trevor looks so adorable
Trevor is always adorable
Baby face Trevor
Custom Phase hard r n word
“What’s in Texas?” - James….Now currently lives in Houston
My heart just got shattered by the girl I love
The Polish translation in description area is gold! Love you guys (not in creepy way, chill)
Joe's got the best laugh :D
I’m so glad I live the same years these guys made content. ❤❤
Stan is my favorite cow chop member
Aleks not wanting to sit next to James on the same couch and James telling him maybe they’ll get a spinoff and Aleks could sit by himself. Fast forward to their video announcement that James is leaving, Aleks sits by himself on that same cowuch. o7
Best duo of all time
newish fan of Cow Chop. love your content. I just moved away from Cap Hill in Denver after working out there for RTD on the new commuter trains. Loved seeing 16th Street in your Pokemon video. Walked that route everyday. Keep up the good stuff James, Aleks & crew.
I love how domestic James and Aleks are becoming.
Stan's water is murky as fuck
10 bucks says Stan doesn't last a week
Kendra_rae7 if he lasts longer than that they're probably gonna kill him when they move
Kendra_rae7 11 bucks says he will.
Stan the Goldfish, may he reign for an eternity.
*"He's gonna touch the heater and fuckin' fry"*
I love that this barn is exactly what the Cow Chop guys needed.
Hey guys, its scarce here. Today we have some sad news coming from Cow Chop. Stan the fat fish has passed away due to a fire caused by them cooking napalm.
Joe looked so happy on the go cart, that was adorable
Anyone else watching old cowchop videos, reminiscing of the good old days?
I think the best thing about this was that when James said, "I'm actually just carrying you right now." the implication was that he knew how much Alex weighs, and had carried him enough times before.
"I'm moving to Texas."
"Oh shit, what's in Texas?"
All my exes?
"I hit myself in the left nut"
"Can I see it?"
guys please, settle down
There's something so gentle about James when he's talking about the godfish??? It's so good, 10/10
By far best series on cowchop!!!!!
How many days do you guys give Stan?
OnePennyTooMany 4
OnePennyTooMany a week at best
OnePennyTooMany he's probably dead by now
None.
-2
Never watched these when cow chop was still going, but now I just have to keep their spirit alive
HOLY SHIT GUYS COME ON when my brother and I got the plane we tried flying the stupid plane and the propeller hit my finger and basically split the finger from top I was glad you guys didnt get hurt I was worried Alecks would throw the plane towards James.
WMB TV Alexkcs*
Sniff Alexkvc*
WMB TV ALLECkzaner
*all keks
0:33
"Ohh shit. What's in Texas?"
Laughed a bit too hard at this due to Roosterteeth being their parent company now.
"I wanna be replaced" -Aleks
the pure joy in joes face while he was drifting was adorable.
alex with the green hair is kinda dope, he's on some rockstar shit
I was looking forward to watching that plane fly, but I shouldn't be surprised.
1:46 wish came true except everyone got replaced :(
I miss this
Stan is now the most important Cow Chop member.
Aww joes laugh on the go cart was so cute lol.
Is Aron still around? Haven't seen that boy since before they moved in the barn
He's in the sweatsho... I mean he's in the editing room.
when the video showed the guy start to shake the straight jacket and Aleks starting to do the same I was dying xD
#pray4Stan
it makes me really happy that James got all the right stuff to take care of Stan, like most people don't think about the heater just for a single goldfish
Goldfish arent supposed to have heaters...
Hes gonna fuckin roast to death.
Also they need a 20 gallon tank fresh tap water and pellets rather than flakes.
Stans dead as fuck to be frank.
Wolfy Wolfy I'm pretty sure they don't have heat in that barn at all tho besides their space heaters and Colorado winters are cold as fuck, lil dude would freeze solid without a heater. That size tank should be okay for now tho with that filter and regular water changes, you're right tho he is gonna need a bigger tank eventually. He probably should have pellets tho..
Assumed the thumbnail was shrek with hair, not the joker..
Peanut butter James I thought exactly the same
One of the best vids lately 10/10 will watch again
1:56 sorry Aleks, everyone BUT you is going to be replaced......
AlienGuy16 *are
James: "Why do you keep buying me shit like this, you realize we have to pack this up and bring it to LA" *Buys aleks a 6 gallon aquarium and a fish named Stan*
Aleks don't you dare norman jayden that fish
watching aleks trying to get out of the straight jacket made me so anxious 😂
Why is mom and dad fighting? :'(
Dani Sandor Because they hate each other
Dani Sandor they're wrestling. -kid "oh can i be john cena"
Because you were born.
wow tough luck hearing that from god.
real talk out of james and aleks whos mommy and whos daddy
I don't think I have ever laughed harder on an ending of cow chop hahahaha
wat happenned to the goldfish when they did the streams?
Rustageddon actually?
This was probably one of my favorite videos from you guys, I laughed so hard multiple times 😂
Aleks' wig is giving me serious Old Gregg vibes
Aleks caring about Stan was heartwarming