James basically did the equivalent of looking down a gun barrel whilst playing Russian Roulette and saying, *"I don't think it's loaded."* and pulling the trigger multiple times.
The one time James gets injured, it isn't playing with fucking fire or trying to blow up a neighborhood, it was from just being a pure dumbass.... I fucking love this shit.
Mr .Bucket Hands There are two types of teenagers, the ones who know they are stupid, and the others who lack the self awareness to realize they are also stupid.
EchoMarauder You know you're an adult when you already know he can easily do so with the rough side of a kitchen sponge, because you've been forced to do nasty jobs like clean toilets, bars and construction sites. FML dude.
I had to pause during that phone call, idk why, I can handle most types of cringey situations but whenever it's something stupid over the phone it legit hurts my abdomen lmao
It’s a old but fucking classic I fucking love cow chop I really miss waiting every day for a new video of real legitimate funny ass content. After James left shit all changed. It’s not just James it’s the duo of Alex’s and James that really hit the spot
I wish they made a running joke out of the slow motion and the song they played when Trevor got sprayed, and played it anytime someone got sprayed. That's still one of the funniest Cow Chop moments.
Aleks better give us a live performance of "Wake me up Inside" at RTX for the opening of the panel or I will be supremely disappointed. Probably to the point where only my left ear will enjoy it.
I'm pretty fucking sure, just a hunch, that you aren't the only one who is happy about that fact. Its a just a theory. But hey if you really think you're the only one, go ahead.
Fall asleep listening to cowchop, wake up hearing James and Aleks going oooh as they rub a ball on a dog. I've achieved maximum satisfaction from this channel.
its just that james bought the toilet game, chose the idea to put bleach in it, then proceeds to underestimate the game, and then gets shot in the eye and in massive pain. All this combined makes this the funniest moment in this video.
Little Red Look at these eyes. One of them is a fake, because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I have seen the past in one eye, and the present in the other. I had believed that what I saw was not all of reality...
ClosedDoor boi James has said in response to someone asking if he thinks it was someone from the Creatures, exact quote "No. If you think that you're a moron."
Martin Thorvaldsen I kinda think it was water, I've had concentrated bleach splash into my eyes, it burned for ever and I ended up using ice packs to cool it after 30 minutes of flushing lol. regular bleach is not bad, but concentrated is usually 1:100 for mixtures ._.
Unedited, James pain lasted about that long. A lot was cut out of him holding a wet tissue to his eye and washing it out. That doesn't make for good content does it. James actually sprayed bleach in his eye, I don't know why honestly, I thought it that was pretty risky.
Seriously you shouldn't do this stuff. The breaking stuff is funny. Now I'm sincerely worried one of you will get hurt badly. you have been lucky recently. You can actually cause severe damage with bleach in the eye. Hurting each other and breaking shit is funny. Damaging one another or yourself is not.
Cow Chop is like Jackass, but with homeless people.
So, jackass?
Socko the God of Socks and Cow Chop is actually entertaining
Socko the God of Socks no jackass has dead people not homeless
Bobby Hill bum fights bro
Bobby Hill k
I didn't realize I was watching the daredevil origin story
GReed got the blind man,got Evanescene,what next?
OHHH FUCK, 2017 LIKES.
GReed Perfect, first comment that made me laugh
GReed 2.1k likes and only 3(4) comments. k.
GReed subscribe to me
I don't know if I like this or not, I'll have to watch it again.
I see what you did there.
Fuck you
SpecialK 0226 cancer
you win
Best comment ever.
You know shit went down when the opera music plays.
Split Edge or slow mo with many camera switches
so true
"Gently apply a water source to the forehead and nose bridge"
*pans to water just fucking shooting straight into his eye with high force*
Ein The Corgi and pressure
love how James complained about filming in his house then proceeds to spray fucking bleach in his eyes.
Shadow of Gaming I love how he didn't believe it shot, and was calling out Aleks for bullshitting then he instantly got shot in the eye XD
James A. LOLFail delayed karma ;3
isn't there a wrong side of youtube filmed in his house
"I don't think it's real." famous last words
You have to believe it before you see it.
normalnormansizzle lol
I don't think it's real *staring down the barrel*.
"James blinds himself in his own home."
James basically did the equivalent of looking down a gun barrel whilst playing Russian Roulette and saying, *"I don't think it's loaded."* and pulling the trigger multiple times.
@Juan Emerson tf
Why are there stalker bots now?
@@storrho They're on like every video now
@@SwagbobKushpants yeah those and also some other one promoting a sketchy streaming service, I've been reporting slot of accounts haha.
@@storrho Unfortunately there's no point reporting them, they have endless accounts. Not sure if they even get banned/removed.
"You shouldn't spray the water directly into the eye" *cut to James spraying water directly into the eye*
Aleks showcasing why he quit his music career.
Tw1s7 WAKE ME UP
Tw1s7 WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Tw1s7 CAN'T WAKE UP
Tw1s7 CAN'T WAKE UP
CANT WAKE UP
you know shit is about to go down when the classic music starts
cun* muncher Just hearing it start to slowly rise in the background...
yeah thats what they put on every time something goes horribly wrong
The one time James gets injured, it isn't playing with fucking fire or trying to blow up a neighborhood, it was from just being a pure dumbass....
I fucking love this shit.
Don't think that was real bleach, dude. If it was James wouldn't even be able to continue the video.
YEAH IT WASNT REAL BLEACH HDFHSFHDSH
You already described two instances of being a dumbass before calling him a dumbass
Winston With A Y cinderellacomplex7 You guys are geniuses.
It was bleach. Bleach does not actually damage as much as what we expect. And james got injured on that sitting rollerboard gadget.
Whenever opera music starts, you know serious shit is going down
Ein is gonna have to be a guide dog for her newly blinded owner
*Sees bleach in the title, gets to the point where James shows that toilet bowel game.*
Oh no.
Sionnanful you can still see his eye is all red in the thumbnail too
Sionnanful I'm ur 444th liker
I love how every Episode you can see how Uneasy James is because he doesn't wanna fuck up his house
Splatty You don't see him elbow slamming cardboard tables anymore
Or breaking keyboards
I mean he breaks his own Wii U controllers all the time in his Mario Maker videos.
"I'm worried we're going to get bleach on the carpet and I don't want anyone to find out" 😂
Jake Stephen Really thinking on the fly lol
"Gently flush the eye with a gentle stream of water" *cuts to James spraying water into his eyeball*
best part of the vid
this is the same as when they filmed at the old house but with a layer of depression
TheAngryMan Wtf is your profile pic??! xD
what isn't my profile pic, is the real question
well sir, you are correct.
your reward....
absolutely nothing, use it wisely
@@BreezyButthole I've read this comment thread many times over the years.
*"Pump It Till it Sprays"* ~ ImmortalHD 2017
Have you seen his channel? It's just gay porn.
especially his intro
lol
Wait, so they're not using Amazon? 0/10 #Red_Towel
"how old are they?"
"...19"
Meagan Horner dont want anyone knowing they 26 yr old be playing with toilet spray toys and bleach
dude even a 19 year old isnt stupid enough to do this.
Jack Mercer 19 year olds are dumb as fuck. When I was 19, my friends were putting bullet holes in stop signs
Dog Cop 19 year-olds aren't dumb, you guys are just dumbasses.
Mr .Bucket Hands There are two types of teenagers, the ones who know they are stupid, and the others who lack the self awareness to realize they are also stupid.
life expectancy in colorado = 80yrs. life expectency of cow chop member 28yrs.
"What did they die of?"
"everything."
FaytsEdge James, Brett and Joe are well over 28 years old.
Contextually no I think James and Joe are the same age.
Contextually James is 27
Brett is way over that, he's like a hundred years old
"I don't think it's real" famous last words, RIP cow chop
Rip cow chop
Did you time travel to warn us...RIP
I'll see it when i believe it
This is the official CowChop mental breakdown video
amazon prime time (GONE POOR)
Bek'a Bokuch'ava cheers mate
Stephie Bates this basic bitch is sub to tanna
James is poor. He might only have 7 million dollars left.
Joey Quiroga tanna mongaloid
Thanks for reminding me lol
"You know the game that all the hip kids are playing"
"Meth"
3 comments
LMAO
When you start hearing the classical music playing, you know someone is about to get hurt
You know you've been watching him for too long when you get a mom reaction to James bleaching his eye
James lost so much weight. I'm actually really proud of him.
Adam Bartlett I miss thicc James tho
Chill Foxx
You'll have to settle for hunk James instead
REAPERTHEBEAR yup he’s back to being fat as shit again
@@StripperMoney didnt help that he got that horrible injury with his shoulder and ankle
@BlindBear LOL
"you want to gently run water over the eye"
cut to James spraying his face.
perfect editing
This man James has been wearing the same shoes since birth.
Michael provino haha I know right.
Love how they lost the house and now they have to shop at Walmart in order to save the $$$.
SirBumRush What. They lost their video house, they didn't lose any money. Nobody actually lives in that house.
They are actually saving money since they don't have to pay rent for the house anymore lol
Brett lived there
That's just for the skit, dude. To play up the whole scenario. Losing the house doesn't mean losing money. Where is that logic from?
if anything they have more
The singing at the end absolutely fucking killed me
You know you're completely an adult when you just wanna know if James got his wall clean.
No, I think you just have OCD
EchoMarauder You know you're an adult when you already know he can easily do so with the rough side of a kitchen sponge, because you've been forced to do nasty jobs like clean toilets, bars and construction sites. FML dude.
Every new video with CowChop feels like they're progressively trying more and more to kill themselves but it never happens
Next week's video: 1000 DEGREE GLOWING KNIFE VS NITROGLYCERIN
next next week's video: 1000 DEGREE GLOWING KNIFE VS HUMAN ARM
Oliver Sargent 1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS my fucking wrist
OLIVER OMG I LOVE U
Oliver Sargent oh but it did happen 17:55
I had to pause during that phone call, idk why, I can handle most types of cringey situations but whenever it's something stupid over the phone it legit hurts my abdomen lmao
Joltzie nozomi pfp lmao
Joltzie that's exactly what I did I can handle to much cringe
its hard having autism isnt it
Ariel Triton it really is
I'm usually the same, but that call actually wasn't that bad :P
"Gentle flow of water" James proceeds to turn the spray into his eyes
wowzers six years that's crazy, I miss these guys !
9:26 James just sprayed bleach in his eyes, Aleks over there just making that face
Actually not clickbait
ReachingthePeake _ thats what i love
i mean his eye is red as hell and obviously irritated. it must be some dirty water
James isn't the sharpest tool in the shed...
+Cranite Star And with the spray of bleach in his eyeball
in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.
ziggiey you dont get the joke. they were singing karaoke and they sang all star
Oh the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Didn't make sense to live past 31.
Take a shot of bleach every time James says it his house
boom shacalaca what flavor?
Callum Gill What race?
How long?
Erected or not?
I love Ein
Doge Dogger she just a little baby
It’s a old but fucking classic I fucking love cow chop I really miss waiting every day for a new video of real legitimate funny ass content. After James left shit all changed. It’s not just James it’s the duo of Alex’s and James that really hit the spot
If you haven’t already sub to offcanny
Trevor gets sprayed up the nose with mystery hot sauce
James gets sprayed in the eye with actual bleach
Who's fucking next?
BigBadBaraSkeleton Trevor got sprayed in the eye with pepper spray don't forget that
I wish they made a running joke out of the slow motion and the song they played when Trevor got sprayed, and played it anytime someone got sprayed. That's still one of the funniest Cow Chop moments.
BigBadBaraSkeleton anne gets sprayed in the face with....nevermind
BigBadBaraSkeleton brett or aaron getting gasoline in their mouth
James played himself here, noone to blame but himself haha
Aleks better give us a live performance of "Wake me up Inside" at RTX for the opening of the panel or I will be supremely disappointed. Probably to the point where only my left ear will enjoy it.
Uberblindnova
no replies?
wow, i guess i'll start.
how are you?
No more haxoring for him I guess.
Chriisty BlindHaxorNova
Gonna have to use Ein as a seeing eye dog.
You mean, a seeing Ein dog...
This feels like it was made in quarantine. They're even practicing social distancing and proper sanitization.
Too bad Cowchop is no more. 🥺
Cringe
@@redbullsauberpetronas how
@@zednoma8036 Shh, don't engage that one. Everything's cringe in his world...
@@redbullsauberpetronas I agree, this comment IS cringe
Am I the only one who is so happy Alex and James didn't break away from each other when leaving the creatures
Aaron Gettings No But "Aleks" Very much would have liked to.
IrritatedGamer y u so irritated tho?
That's because they planned their escape together
I'm pretty fucking sure, just a hunch, that you aren't the only one who is happy about that fact. Its a just a theory. But hey if you really think you're the only one, go ahead.
SickBangerzM9
OP's comment is the most retarded thing I've ever read in the comment section lmao
I'm 100% ok with them recording in James' house now since that means Ein will be in almost every video now.
ಠ_ಠ the dogs can take over the channel
ಠ_ಠ I fokken grinned so hard at Ein. (i miss my doggo)
why does james need weights to lift, couldnt he just bench press his bank statement?
Nicaveli the 7.7 millo
Nicaveli 7millo ftw
Damm W for real
Da rushin gamer not a long time fan i see
Literally Random Shit you Still Remember Dr.Pepper?
thats karma for Trevors nostrils
what1945 lmao
what1945 Even James got a montage
Ooooo, oooo, Oooo, oooo.
killdude26 "It fucking hurts and I can't do ANYTHING about it."
"Can you give me your name, number, and address code?"
"Ehhh.... No, because I don't want anyone knowing I messed up the carpet"
Fall asleep listening to cowchop, wake up hearing James and Aleks going oooh as they rub a ball on a dog. I've achieved maximum satisfaction from this channel.
James has lost a lot of weight and has kept the same shoes for a long ass time
I think since Sly and James and I forget who else went to play golf
Samuel Montoya Kevin and Aleks
You're observation skills are incredible Samuel.
And now besides losing weight he'll also lose sight
James is starting to look like old James.
I mean Nova, the guy James killed.
Big Smoke whats the joke
Dingle Dangle I agree. he's looking alot like how he looked in the first creature house
Dingle Dangle Hopefully he doesn't get there because that was just pure skinny. At least now he's healthy and has some muscle.
Ohhhhh shit...Aleks is trying to suduce James with a "Deep Tissue Massage"
We've all seen those videos...You know how it ends
Johnny Green yeah, with a fade-out as soon as it gets good
Johnny Green splurge in the face!
I've never made it to the end of those videos
bless your soul, Martha
i remember when aleks was to uncomfortable to be on camera to the point of him just starring into it for an entire minute, now hes singing on karaoke
Russian Toilette
Martin This comment deserves more attention.
Martin Amazing!
Martin they should put vodka in it next
Best comment so far
as if back problems werent enough, james also wants to go blind
Ein is too adorable.
sora8711 yeah he's all fat and stuff
sora8711 no lie there
SHAQ MILLER She
All we needed for a house tour was for them to get kicked out of Cow Chop house
Worth it.
i can’t believe no one is talking about aleks still playing with the bleach toilet while on the phone with poison control
Cow chop: great value edition.
Ines ramirez great value and Up&up
As soon as the music changes you KNOW there's gonna be some fuck shit
James: You know the game that all the hip kids are playing these days.
Aleks: Meth?
its just that james bought the toilet game, chose the idea to put bleach in it, then proceeds to underestimate the game, and then gets shot in the eye and in massive pain. All this combined makes this the funniest moment in this video.
I bet James instantly regretted that
Now I get what Geoff meant when he said you were all insane. 10/10
James is looking hawt...HAT... WELCOME BACK TO THE HAAAAAAAEEEETTTTT!
I got an ad for the bleach anime
We gonna get "Punished 'venom' James"?
i kinda want james to become big boss from metal gear solid xd
Naked James, Phantom James, lol
Little Red Look at these eyes. One of them is a fake, because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I have seen the past in one eye, and the present in the other. I had believed that what I saw was not all of reality...
Thank Martha from Rocky Mountain Poison Control.
I gained about 5 million chromosomes from this episode. Thanks.
Goldfish_Vender get outta here purple lord
You knew that Trisomy is caused by excess of chromosomes right?
Why wouldn't I know that?
Shh don't listen to me I'm drunk.
"Gentle flow" As he sprays with a strong burst.
Don't FUCK with me James
Bleach hahaha wtf
Bleach WHERE THE FUCK IS CLOROX?!
TheGrangerBoy DAYYYYUUMMMMM IS RIGHT BUT DRINK ME PLZ
Bleach I drank soap instead XD
blazing dragon
That works to
"Stop trying to get it in my fucking eyes, it's bleach!"
Uhhh....
I remember watching this for the first time and hearing the opera music get loud and I thought "oh no" lol 😂
My My, What the Brown happened to you guys~?
Hot Diggity Dog.
Whats the ,meme?
AH rofl. I bet it was Spencer.
MeliorIlle That seems to be the popular vote.
ClosedDoor boi James has said in response to someone asking if he thinks it was someone from the Creatures, exact quote "No. If you think that you're a moron."
James looks so skinny, I keep expecting him to say '...The futures black?'
James Burton that's the oldest referenced I heard
James Burton "did capcom make this game"
James Burton I'm teary eyed after that, that's a throw back and a half
James Burton the nostalgia man lol
we all agree that james getting sprayed bt bleach is hes own karma yea? xD
Martin Thorvaldsen I kinda think it was water, I've had concentrated bleach splash into my eyes, it burned for ever and I ended up using ice packs to cool it after 30 minutes of flushing lol.
regular bleach is not bad, but concentrated is usually 1:100 for mixtures ._.
Agreed.
Unedited, James pain lasted about that long. A lot was cut out of him holding a wet tissue to his eye and washing it out. That doesn't make for good content does it. James actually sprayed bleach in his eye, I don't know why honestly, I thought it that was pretty risky.
ModestCube I couldnt believe James willingly sprayed his face with bleach. What lack of reasoning does it take to do that.
ModestCube fuck off
I literally said "sttttopppppppppppp" out loud when you let him paint the wall lmfao.
Martha was the real star of this episode
watch out Brett, James is becoming the new Cow Chop hunk
Implying he wasn't always a hunk?
he was fat at one point
Crowborn he was still a hunk when he had some chunk.
you fat shaming?
Sabrina Baker James has lost quite a bit lol
Liked for Ein.
54321oiraMoiraM Came for Ein, stayed for the crazy shit
Please don't fuck up James' home
that corgi is like a little teddy bear
The women in the call should be a narrator
I choked on my falafel when James brought out the clorox
Taylor Boom Muslim
hahaha i got enchilada up in my nose when he brought the clorox
Taylor Boom Who just sits in their fuckin house eating a falafel
Hungry people?
The Driver You can't be a normal person? You can't eat a hot pocket? You have to be exotic and eat a *falafel*?
Seriously you shouldn't do this stuff. The breaking stuff is funny. Now I'm sincerely worried one of you will get hurt badly. you have been lucky recently. You can actually cause severe damage with bleach in the eye. Hurting each other and breaking shit is funny. Damaging one another or yourself is not.
Foreal, I worry about the long term ramifications of shit like this.
One of them died though
They'll be fine, James even said the pepperspray felt much worse, he'll be fine.
Bleach can still cause severe long-term damage regardless of how it feels.
Mike Sico fairly certain the bleach bit was fake dude, dont worry man
First pepper spray, now bleach. At this rate, James will look like a burns victim by the end of the year
So James sprays bleach in his eye then brakes his fucking ankle dudes a legend ha ha
Russian vandel breaks into millionaire's home, blinds him with bleach and graffitis wall
You can see Aron in the microwave
Aron in the microwave You can see
The microwave in Aron, see you can
Why were they microwaving him? Are Asians tasty?
In the microwave, Aron you can see.
I wonder how Martha felt about that call, probably wasn't the worst she heard
I was dying when aleks started singing
Jfc
Cow Chop can't actually be gone ... WAKE ME UP!!
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
@@taylorward3773 I CANT WAKE UUUUPPP
9:14 Shit. I got iodine in my left eye before and I can say that I felt that.
wow cool
Of course you would.