Drunk Man Threatens Officer After Taking Dump In His Pants

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @CodeBlueCam
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    • @DVX755
      @DVX755 2 года назад +6

      I knew this was coming.....good job.

    • @kerryforrest6147
      @kerryforrest6147 2 года назад +3

      Dear CodeBlueCam: You all provide the best and interesting videos of any of the other police video programs!!! Keep up your great site!!! 😉😉😉

    • @HERETOHELPPEOPLE121
      @HERETOHELPPEOPLE121 2 года назад +4

      she put hands on him first self defense 💯

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 2 года назад +1

      As long as it's not the content of his shorts. y0utube or otherwise.

    • @debrabolton9372
      @debrabolton9372 2 года назад +7

      This guy was absolutely disgusting. I feel badly for the police officers who had to deal with him.

  • @johnb9573
    @johnb9573 2 года назад +9093

    Imagine losing 1500 dollars at the bar, slapping a lady that had nothing to do with it, pissing and shitting your pants and then getting arrested 😂

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants 2 года назад +372

      Sounds like something that just happens to most people that drink at some point in their life. Good reason to not drink.
      EDIT: To all the people replying to me saying it never happened to them, there's an extremely high chance that if it did, you don't even remember. Alcohol is a hell of a thing.

    • @jeremynolen4997
      @jeremynolen4997 2 года назад +22

      😂😂

    • @calwere
      @calwere 2 года назад +270

      To be fair, she admits to hitting him twice first

    • @bythegraceofadoni
      @bythegraceofadoni 2 года назад +134

      South Park needs content so it's fine

    • @Mongo76
      @Mongo76 2 года назад +21

      One bad night

  • @jeffdurall8353
    @jeffdurall8353 Год назад +3747

    When the officer asked him if he stepped in dog shit and said "you stink" I busted out laughing. This is pure gold.

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff Год назад +51

      You beat me to the comment

    • @redbunny22
      @redbunny22 Год назад +180

      I love how he went into someone elses squad car so his didn't smell like dookie.

    • @williampaoli9057
      @williampaoli9057 Год назад +27

      @@redbunny22 yeah that’s golden 😅

    • @ravensfan5241
      @ravensfan5241 Год назад +24

      Lol 😂……Same here bro! I had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard!

    • @jeffdurall8353
      @jeffdurall8353 Год назад +21

      @@JesuIsTheOnlyWayToSalvation that just made me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

  • @kegyen
    @kegyen 2 года назад +9044

    As a former officer I approve of the decision to use somebody else’s car to transport poopy pants

    • @wiseoldowl1536
      @wiseoldowl1536 2 года назад +194

      😂😂😂😂

    • @travisclark7286
      @travisclark7286 2 года назад +275

      You definately look like a cop lol. or a probation officer atleast.

    • @TinkOutLoud
      @TinkOutLoud 2 года назад +234

      😂 idk why this made me laugh so hard.
      Maybe because you were cop. Maybe because you said “poopy pants”. Maybe it was both.
      Either way, I agree entirely! 😂
      All the “can you back for me bro” was for the safety of officer’s nose. 🤣🤣

    • @TinkOutLoud
      @TinkOutLoud 2 года назад +1

      And what’s the police code for “this mother effer shat his pants”?😂

    • @rkitchen1967
      @rkitchen1967 2 года назад +221

      I noticed that the officer slyly switched cars with someone else.

  • @cherylmurray8832
    @cherylmurray8832 Год назад +792

    Dude repeatedly calls the officer a piece of $hit, all the while he's sitting in his own. Class act.

  • @losgvng1901
    @losgvng1901 2 года назад +3390

    “Did you step in dog shit you stink dude” took me completely out 😂😂😂😂

    • @SkyKid002
      @SkyKid002 2 года назад +22

      😅🤣😂💀⚰

    • @katrinakida6590
      @katrinakida6590 2 года назад +21

      💩💩😂😂

    • @G59-u7y
      @G59-u7y 2 года назад +3

      same

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 2 года назад +84

      I always read the comments first and couldn't wait for it to get to this part 😂

    • @ConnorMiller417
      @ConnorMiller417 2 года назад +11

      Badass cop! Loved that!

  • @myrecovery4787
    @myrecovery4787 Год назад +764

    Imagine waking up in jail, down $1500, pants filled with shit and piss, and your whole drunk episode displayed to hundreds of thousands of people on the internet

    • @pinkiipinku
      @pinkiipinku Год назад +44

      More like millions of people on the internet. Lol

    • @cynthia2553
      @cynthia2553 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheFlowerQueen
      @TheFlowerQueen Год назад +11

      But he's the cure, not the cancer!! 😂

    • @michele1023
      @michele1023 Год назад +12

      Next on a very special Dr. Phil.

    • @Armistead_MacSkye
      @Armistead_MacSkye Год назад

      Josh, you have a strong odor of urine and FECAL matter, in addition to liquor, weed and tobacco emanating from you person - you stink.

  • @edwright480
    @edwright480 Год назад +1119

    I can't believe he transported that guy in another officers car, knowing that he had pooped himself. Very sneaky.

    • @LISA-gv5yo
      @LISA-gv5yo Год назад +9

      😡😡😡Provável que ele não goste do cara, e fez isso! Tem que avisar o colega, antes! Feio...Feio...Feio.

    • @Luke-tg9jy
      @Luke-tg9jy Год назад +73

      probably the new guy

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng Год назад +81

      That’s brotherly love for ya 😂 military and police

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 Год назад +56

      Do you blame him? Would you want to transport him in yours?

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 Год назад +30

      @@LISA-gv5yodude chill out

  • @davidg2122
    @davidg2122 9 месяцев назад +10

    What a calm and cool cop. Has a good sense of humor too.

  • @julesthecat.
    @julesthecat. 2 года назад +2889

    Imagine sobering up, waking up and seeing this as your life, on the Internet for everyone to see. If this doesn’t get him to sober up for good I don’t know what will.

    • @hayvenb
      @hayvenb 2 года назад +77

      Many of these people have severe mental health issues. It is unlikely that he will wake up and have a moment of clarity. The more honest someone in this position is to a cop, the more likely that they just want to talk to someone because no one does.

    • @themfoosdidit
      @themfoosdidit 2 года назад +4

      ong😂😂😂

    • @scrumps101
      @scrumps101 2 года назад +38

      @@hayvenb That’s the sobering truth. Mental health issues and alcohol/alcoholism is a downward spiral. The ability to have insight and a drive to change is diminished further with every drink. Every relationship they have becomes strained and social interactions are limited to the person on the barstool next to them or whatever stranger will listen. It’s a long, hard, sad path.

    • @bebopcowboy9934
      @bebopcowboy9934 2 года назад +13

      Ive had some people now happened exactly this but this is like Junkie behaviour,they will do as if they dont remeber or know about and the others will blame someone for their faults but only 1/10 will really sober up after such

    • @kyrachoice8440
      @kyrachoice8440 2 года назад +1

      A.M.E.N 🙌🏽

  • @greedygray
    @greedygray 2 года назад +5339

    For everyone watching. If you ever feel like you’re not doing well in life, just appreciate you’re not this guy.

    • @RichyLucch
      @RichyLucch 2 года назад

      Yup unfortunately there are way too many dudes like this walking the street. They all need to be put in a hole and torched to ashes together makes everyone elses life a lot easier

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 2 года назад +72

      Everyone? You really don't think there are people way worse than him in the comments? Lol.

    • @troo_story
      @troo_story 2 года назад +270

      @@eriklarson9137 you're that guy with the special talent for starting an argument in an empty room.

    • @rcar9115
      @rcar9115 2 года назад +4

      Agree!

    • @farticles04
      @farticles04 2 года назад +83

      @@troo_story I think Erik is talking about himself

  • @purplepainandgoldsuffering
    @purplepainandgoldsuffering 2 года назад +1906

    Man this dude took such an L. He got drunk, hit a woman, shit and pissed himself, got arrested, went on an embarrassing tirade, now the police cam video is online for our viewing enjoyment, and he probably woke up feeling like absolute shit.

    • @rags2riches938
      @rags2riches938 2 года назад +228

      And smelling like absolute crap

    • @TaraMichelleMD
      @TaraMichelleMD 2 года назад +64

      Literally.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 2 года назад +36

      Thank god for body cams

    • @mightymouse1531
      @mightymouse1531 2 года назад +84

      He more than likely didn't remember any of it imagine having to sober up to see this gem on the internet 😅

    • @purplepainandgoldsuffering
      @purplepainandgoldsuffering 2 года назад +33

      @@mightymouse1531 exactly lol think about how he would feel after seeing this. Now it's online and he can't do anything about it.

  • @theavy91
    @theavy91 Год назад +65

    I swear this town needs their own playlist

    • @Sirithil
      @Sirithil 3 месяца назад +3

      They literally sell a "Lacrosse Wisconsin Cinematic Universe" T-shirt.

    • @christopherjon3050
      @christopherjon3050 Месяц назад

      wausau too.

  • @amygrowls
    @amygrowls Год назад +3450

    I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of watching these videos. My respect for police just increases with each one. They put up with the outer limits of humanity.

    • @stargazer_stacey7415
      @stargazer_stacey7415 Год назад +169

      Currently joining you down this rabbit hole. Pure insanity 😮

    • @munkeenevahrong239
      @munkeenevahrong239 Год назад

      LaCrosse is full of calm cops and angry liberals.

    • @Hansgame
      @Hansgame Год назад +44

      same. since i saw so many great officers from the la cross PD and what they have to deal with every day, i can understand that other, less trained cops tend to shoot people all the time. also i have learned that WI has a mental health crisis.

    • @eMegMBea
      @eMegMBea Год назад +21

      ​@@Hansgame yeah, we have some mental health issues here in LaCrosse, but the bigger issue is alcohol. Drugs are increasing as well, but that's everywhere. Drinking is just a massive, accepted thing here- for all ages. Doesn't help that we have 3 colleges and a vibrant downtown area lined with bars that cater to them. I've had a bigger problem in the past myself.

    • @jamesgossens6853
      @jamesgossens6853 Год назад +11

      But it's such an amusing wornhole, isn't it?

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Год назад +422

    That heavy sigh that the officer let out while transporting him hit my soul. Sainthood of patience from the officer.

  • @Duarkness
    @Duarkness Год назад +584

    "It was later discovered that he had actually defecated in his pants." It feels like I'm watching a wild life documentary but for people lol

    • @MissPixel22
      @MissPixel22 Год назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @emily3
      @emily3 Год назад +7

      💀

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Год назад

      Humans are wildlife..humans are animals. And descend from..the WORST fkn "type" of species, EVER, apes. I wish we were birds and had dinosaur heritage.

    • @mera8785
      @mera8785 Год назад +9

      Because we are 😂

    • @seaniverse7137
      @seaniverse7137 Год назад +4

      😊😅😅

  • @PaperClip26
    @PaperClip26 Год назад +19

    i love how for the car ride the cop just let him talk and talk and talk on the way to the station, occasionally laughing at him.

  • @CrayonEater5000
    @CrayonEater5000 Год назад +1104

    “You’re treating me like a black man!” NO WAY HE SAID THAT 😭

    • @jacob9538
      @jacob9538 Год назад +114

      and "my black friends are gonna laugh about this."

    • @phoenixray890
      @phoenixray890 Год назад +23

      Hes right

    • @zionnaandmee3134
      @zionnaandmee3134 Год назад +145

      His black friends gon beat his ass😭

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 Год назад

      @@zionnaandmee3134
      Lmao you know that boy got no black friends, just some black ppl who tolerate his stupid ass being near them

    • @jessi9742
      @jessi9742 Год назад +9

      I screamed! LoL 😂

  • @PiggyPiggyPiggyy
    @PiggyPiggyPiggyy 2 года назад +3457

    As a former 2 year old I can relate to him crapping his pants

    • @dwckyy
      @dwckyy 2 года назад +44

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @chancerummy
      @chancerummy 2 года назад +22

      😂😂

    • @FeuxMocha
      @FeuxMocha 2 года назад +1

      I’ll just take him in her’s.

    • @FK_TRUMP
      @FK_TRUMP 2 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluesky5384
      @bluesky5384 2 года назад +18

      Lmao your picture with this comment

  • @casey.rob.
    @casey.rob. 2 года назад +1441

    It’s so refreshing to see such calm and level-headed individuals in our society, using alcohol responsibly, and the gentleman's hygiene is to be admired.

  • @lizardman1582
    @lizardman1582 9 месяцев назад +10

    This funniest video I have ever seen in my life especially when you consider he’s saying all this after crapping his own pants.

  • @yankeesforlife24
    @yankeesforlife24 2 года назад +1348

    I already love the no fucks given attitude of this cop. He’s clearly trying to have a nice peaceful tour in a parking lot and suddenly starts getting yelled at by a bunch of really drunk ppl. He’s clearly very ready to go home already lol. He’s like yell at him not me.

    • @CHRISBUSCUS01
      @CHRISBUSCUS01 2 года назад +20

      Sounds to me like someone that doesn’t want to do his job. Sounds pretty lazy and entitled to me.

    • @JDCIncAccount
      @JDCIncAccount 2 года назад +63

      22:38
      As a genuine Wisconsineer myself-I solemnly approve this “okie dokie”

    • @lmBubby
      @lmBubby 2 года назад

      @@CHRISBUSCUS01 let’s see if you keep that attitude next time all mights beating your ass son.

    • @yankeesforlife24
      @yankeesforlife24 2 года назад +2

      @@CHRISBUSCUS01 ooorrr it’s 3am and he’s tired and ready to go home. Don’t come on your supposed high horse acting like you haven’t wanted to go home. If you claim to go to work and never feel sick of it or are super tired and you’re just a liar. These men and women get yelled at by the worst people in our society and they have to deal with in on a daily basis. Honestly the entitlement sounds like it’s coming from you

    • @milkman6385
      @milkman6385 2 года назад +13

      That’s just the experience you get past midnight in Wisconsin

  • @leehall5447
    @leehall5447 2 года назад +900

    Imagine you are at a bar, find $1,500 on the ground, and get to watch this unfold outside. Man what a night.

    • @godthesonhasilluminatedme
      @godthesonhasilluminatedme 2 года назад +24

      I wouldn’t keep his money if I seen him drop it unless I’m flat broke without a job, that’s shady

    • @javieribarra5943
      @javieribarra5943 2 года назад +19

      I’d keep a little tip

    • @OkNari
      @OkNari 2 года назад +28

      @@godthesonhasilluminatedme a man of morales

    • @nelsondln
      @nelsondln 2 года назад +19

      Bar closing time is a special time for humanity.

    • @DutchDukeMan
      @DutchDukeMan 2 года назад +58

      If you bring 1500 cash to a bar and get drunk you deserve to lose it

  • @missannethrope01
    @missannethrope01 Год назад +29

    I gotta give it to him, he was very respectful when describing the woman! 👏🏼👏🏼😂

    • @Манлетопия
      @Манлетопия Год назад +1

      we all know women don't do that

    • @phl_knives
      @phl_knives 3 месяца назад +1

      After slapping her which is the wild part. 😂

  • @Thatmellofello
    @Thatmellofello Год назад +344

    “If you hit me three times… if you hit me three times… if you hit me three times…” mans brain really is caught in a loop

    • @redholm
      @redholm Год назад +21

      It's probably because he was trying to say he didn't hit them but the end of that sentence is "I'll hit you back" or something like that.

    • @djbullets5850
      @djbullets5850 Год назад +13

      (Poop)

    • @Calmontheoutside
      @Calmontheoutside Год назад +6

      It’s driving me crazy because I swear that’s a song lyric but I can’t think what the song is. 😂

    • @judithwilber2540
      @judithwilber2540 Год назад +4

      you want to help him finish his sentence at that point lol

    • @thedeejaeebee5babee
      @thedeejaeebee5babee Год назад +8

      ​@@Calmontheoutside It's "Love Me Two Times" - I know because it goes off in my head every time he says it as I watch and rewatch this lol

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 Год назад +801

    How do you even get this drunk? The biggest mistake I make when I've had one too many is falling asleep watching TV instead of going to bed properly.

    • @sorrowflats
      @sorrowflats Год назад +85

      Shots of hard alcohol, one minute you're coherent, next second you're floor licking drunk💀

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 Год назад +36

      Me too, not to mention, I think I'm a happy drunk.
      You have to be pretty drunk to s*** your pants. I knew a few airline pilots that were major alcoholics. One actually lost his job because he showed up with alcohol on his breath. One of them was so drunk he should the bed. They used to always say 24 hours bottle to throttle.

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 Год назад +24

      @@sorrowflats I know right, fun fact, when women are ovulating we get drunk faster because we metabolize alcohol slower during ovulation. My friends and I tested this, it's very true. Could be why so many drunk girls get pregnant. LOL

    • @KarenPaasche-qj6tf
      @KarenPaasche-qj6tf Год назад +13

      @@sorrowflats Floor licking drunk -- I love it!!! LOL

    • @Jackie89000
      @Jackie89000 Год назад +40

      Worse thing I ever did while drunk was I kept making shitty quesadillas in the microwave but every time I put on in the microwave, I'd forget and make another one and not realize until I went to put the next one in the microwave. I did this 4 times.

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg 2 года назад +1074

    I love how the women instantly started yelling at the cops like they knew what was going on lol

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 года назад +110

      GTA logic.

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 2 года назад +55

      Only a certain kind of people..

    • @aaronjackson9603
      @aaronjackson9603 2 года назад +70

      Their drunk asf. Id lose my shit so fast if i were that officer…

    • @LPSglitzmitz
      @LPSglitzmitz 2 года назад +64

      @@aaronjackson9603 that’s why not everyone should be a police officer 😂 i’d lose my shit too so props to the officers for handling how they did😂😅

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst 2 года назад +42

      Woman- “Why can’t you cops telepathically intuit what he looks like?”

  • @honkifyoudonk
    @honkifyoudonk Год назад +78

    Dude shits his pants so the cop puts him in someone else's car 😂

    • @Rjosephhh
      @Rjosephhh 9 месяцев назад +3

      Wouldn't you do the same thing lol

    • @enzoelise
      @enzoelise 2 месяца назад

      @@RjosephhhTook the comment right out of my mouth!

  • @aimeenichole33
    @aimeenichole33 2 года назад +916

    the fact that this guy has has such an attitude, all whilst knowing he crapped himself, is beyond wild to me. Props to this officer.

    • @ChrisLee66
      @ChrisLee66 2 года назад +17

      Props to the officer and poops literally to the "offender."

    • @zealot777
      @zealot777 2 года назад +11

      I give the Officers poops too...I'm mean props.

    • @sueholder5075
      @sueholder5075 2 года назад

      @@zealot777 o

    • @wwechampionsrep.77
      @wwechampionsrep.77 2 года назад +3

      @Angry Combat Wombat get that man his keys!

    • @wiseandhumble2470
      @wiseandhumble2470 2 года назад +2

      Hes having a party in his pants, its such a banger its gotten out of control. Two guys around the corner from me, i heard this pant party thing goes on over their, im learning to be supportive to the pride movement, i knew id come around sooner or later, awsome now ive got the tools to build a freindship with my naighbors, cant wait to show them this, their going to eat it up i just know it, I'll respond with a follow-up about how it goes. This is just too cool there's something for everybody sometimes

  • @rgs4x
    @rgs4x 2 года назад +1040

    NO way could I be an officer. I can't put up with stupid people. $250 cash bond is the real crime here.

    • @JameaJimea1175
      @JameaJimea1175 2 года назад +13

      I mean i posted 10,000 full in cash and skipped out before. Stupid people will do stupid things. Maybe the police just need more funding so they can actually take the time to knock on doors after someone skips out.

    • @YungBasedYogi
      @YungBasedYogi 2 года назад +18

      @@JameaJimea1175 10K cash?! Did bounty hunters come for you or did you turn yourself in? More funding does not guarantee results. These cops nowadays are armed and trained like military units. Leadership is the problem.

    • @JameaJimea1175
      @JameaJimea1175 2 года назад +13

      @@YungBasedYogi it was my own money so bounty hunters werent involved plus i fled across the country. But they gave it back to me minus court costs when i turned myself in almost 2 years later lol. Thats why getting a lawyer is imperative. I hear you tho more funding just means more fucked away. It makes you feel good to think it wont tho lmao

    • @JameaJimea1175
      @JameaJimea1175 2 года назад +15

      @@YungBasedYogi The war on drugs makes alotta people not want to go to court. Alotta the laws are fucked man. Busting people for growing plants and fungi

    • @nica88
      @nica88 2 года назад +1

      @@JameaJimea1175 I agree with you

  • @chrisparker7256
    @chrisparker7256 2 года назад +211

    Dude went to extremes to try covering up the strong odor of intoxicants

    • @pufferpuffer4434
      @pufferpuffer4434 Год назад +2

      ❤😂🎉

    • @jdub4k
      @jdub4k Год назад +1

      what’s the time stamp when he shits his pants ?

    • @muzoriichi
      @muzoriichi Год назад

      ​@@jdub4k 5:19

  • @Vvvvvvvvvv459
    @Vvvvvvvvvv459 Год назад +9

    The patience this officer has is amazing. My sensory issues would be off of the charts having to listen to this dude.

  • @1967sfoman
    @1967sfoman 2 года назад +1067

    How does this woman expect to press charges on a man who hit her when she admitted that she assaulted him first?

    • @obswyatt3618
      @obswyatt3618 2 года назад +93

      See I commented about how they immediately believe the woman I didn’t even know that’s what actually happened

    • @hueykraymond
      @hueykraymond 2 года назад +34

      exactly and he should have smacked far from her but that woke her up not to put her hands on him and run and find a man

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 2 года назад +214

      Yeah, I'm kinda pissed they didn't put the cuffs on her the moment she explained how she assaulted him several times. And then when he fought back, she and her friends went out like vigilantes to hunt him down like a dog in the street.
      They even told the cops they better find him before they did, because they were going to off him. They should have been cuffed as well. ALL of them should have (at least) been charged with public intoxication.

    • @sharktv3000
      @sharktv3000 2 года назад +107

      It sounded like it was defensive.
      If he entered their space and was yelling at them drunk - he had already committed battery.
      Plus once the prosecutors see the surveillance video from the bar they may drop and/or bring more charges.

    • @alecoram7874
      @alecoram7874 2 года назад +46

      @@Mr.Ekshin Looks like a quiet residential area too. If I had been woken up at 2:30am by a bunch of drunk squawking chickens outside my home - I would have lost it.

  • @Mineav
    @Mineav 2 года назад +830

    Ah yes, pooping your pants to try avoid being arrested by the police. The oldest trick in the book.

  • @aaronasissoard1098
    @aaronasissoard1098 Год назад +22

    The amount of projection of his own feelings about his self is astounding

  • @Blaze-ko3ts
    @Blaze-ko3ts 2 года назад +815

    I have a customer who is a police officer here in England, he was telling me he arrested a drunk driver and the guy spat in his face, he said to him ‘ you won’t do that again ‘ and he immediately spat in his face again. So he took him down and the guy deliberately pee’d and took a dump in his pants . There’s some disgusting people in this world .
    Got to respect these good officers. It’s a hard job

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended 2 года назад +37

      I know I can’t do it, I’d be passing fades left and right. Takes a truly solid minded person to be a cop. The second I get screamed at I’m not doing shit for you lmao. But at least I recognize that. I wanted to be a cop as a kid to help others but I’d be of no service to them being civil servants.

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle 2 года назад +1

      @Imoffendedthatyouareoffended Are you serious? Cops are the most emotionally unstable people I've ever seen.

    • @goldenprincess8482
      @goldenprincess8482 2 года назад +16

      Poor cops.... especially those that have to deal drunkards like this guy in the video. He's completely reeking of stench and wants to be up fanning and flopping around. 😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢

    • @TemalCageman
      @TemalCageman 2 года назад

      What are the last things happening when you die or think you are dying? The body will empty all fluids and shit. I think what your policeman was telling you that the guy was so frightend and belived he was going to be killed so the body reacted to it. It is not a deliberate thing to do. It was a reaction that the brain told the body to react to.
      Do you honestly think that you can pee and shit yourself at the same time dilberately? If you do, you do not know human biology.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 года назад +6

      I know what you mean, Blaze. It takes a lot of guts and patience as well as focus to be a cop anywhere in the world, especially with disgusting shit like in this video and what you described thanks to your customer.

  • @dustismith8919
    @dustismith8919 Год назад +211

    The cop has a very soothing calming voice,and a sensible,neutral attitude.

  • @michaelmarro9214
    @michaelmarro9214 2 года назад +1803

    He literally just put him in his fellow squads car knowing he shit his pants so he didn’t have to put him in his car. That is hilarious. 😎

  • @martinlacouline2049
    @martinlacouline2049 Год назад +6

    It's the second that i am really impressed by the LaCrosse PD for handling the situation so well! Good job guys.

  • @aleighb6433
    @aleighb6433 Год назад +139

    The officer quietly giggling at him while he rants sent me! 😂

    • @joann5075
      @joann5075 Год назад

      Lmao 😂😂you know it Bro 💩💩💩😂😂

  • @AustinThinker79
    @AustinThinker79 2 года назад +400

    When the officer starts patting him down, I literally said, "No! Don't!"

  • @EminorEntertainment
    @EminorEntertainment Год назад +279

    Never underestimate a person's ability to turn a simple ticket into multiple felonies

    • @zachrs43
      @zachrs43 Год назад +7

      You don't get a ticket for public intoxication and assaulting a woman, especially when you have outstanding warrants

    • @rylandavis2976
      @rylandavis2976 Год назад +4

      ​@@zachrs43what happened with the lady is still unclear. From what she said, it sounds like she hit him first so idk

    • @NuclearTog420
      @NuclearTog420 Год назад +1

      Assault isnt a ticket and disorderly can be in some states but most times they take the person to jail to get them off the street for the night for whatever they r on to wear off

  • @sararichardson279
    @sararichardson279 Год назад +19

    I literally wanted to throw up when he asked him to sit on the curb.Ugh 🤢

  • @danaferguson462
    @danaferguson462 Год назад +203

    It takes a ton of patience to talk with a grown man with poop in His pants. It takes a special person to keep a straight face.

    • @shadowsoulless6227
      @shadowsoulless6227 Год назад +15

      It also takes a special person to purposely put them in their fellow officers squad car instead of their own lol

    • @kyrkbymannen
      @kyrkbymannen Год назад

      He was literally full of shit

    • @blanchefful
      @blanchefful Год назад +1

      I know right. I just wouldn't be able to handle it!

    • @jessicaharrington8821
      @jessicaharrington8821 Год назад +1

      I could never... NEVER. 😂😂😂

  • @weekendjail1417
    @weekendjail1417 2 года назад +266

    "If you hit me three times; if you hit me three times... if you hit me three times-- if you hit me three times...."
    Truly Poetic.

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 Год назад +578

    Imagine having to deal with this _shit_ every day as an officer. Huge respect to those out there keeping us safe and secure!

    • @TheSPARTANusm
      @TheSPARTANusm Год назад +23

      I work in mental health and I too deal with this shit a lot. Gets old quick..

    • @yesitsdenise7525
      @yesitsdenise7525 Год назад +5

      yes mad respect XO

    • @johannajaramillo942
      @johannajaramillo942 Год назад +3

      bro was laughing 😭😭😭😭he straight

    • @Manuelziy
      @Manuelziy Год назад

      shit - literally

    • @kgm4556
      @kgm4556 Год назад

      literally shit in this case.

  • @PharaohsNews
    @PharaohsNews 9 месяцев назад +5

    The officer asking if he stepped in dog s*** is hilarious in itself. The fact that it is his own, human s***, is a bonus.

  • @NicCageForPresident2024
    @NicCageForPresident2024 2 года назад +517

    This is a night where the officer really did not want to deal with this shit, literally.

    • @Young_Dab
      @Young_Dab 2 года назад

      Taking talking shit to a whole nother level 🗣💩

    • @michaelmarro9214
      @michaelmarro9214 2 года назад +18

      Exactly. He even put him in the other deputies car. Didn’t even put him in his. Bahahaha

    • @stolearovigor281
      @stolearovigor281 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, that screaming mama drama sht is insupportable.

    • @debbie4503
      @debbie4503 2 года назад +3

      💩😆😆😆

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes 2 года назад +6

      I'm betting it was a seniority thing. Low man on totem pole takes the shitter.

  • @mr.rightnow.7300
    @mr.rightnow.7300 2 года назад +918

    This cop's young but I really like his demeanor. He doesn't take any crap but he's also so calm, cool, collected, and respectful. I also like how hes laughing because it IS funny. He's going to be a great cop.

    • @chuckie2001
      @chuckie2001 Год назад +44

      him laughing at the dude bangin his head threw me off a bit lol

    • @rikolai22
      @rikolai22 Год назад +61

      Actually, this guy did give him some crap

    • @mr.rightnow.7300
      @mr.rightnow.7300 Год назад +11

      @@rikolai22 Ug. I've tied a few ones on in my time but I never crapped myself. Wtf. He's probably also high on something.

    • @jdawg3873
      @jdawg3873 Год назад +5

      I agree, this young cop will be a good one for sure

    • @PRafto
      @PRafto Год назад +3

      @@jdawg3873 yup definitely fits right in with the other 🐈’s in his profession. All those years of getting bullied really starting to make good use, guy seems well bitch-made. Top quality 🐈 might I add.

  • @deathdefying111
    @deathdefying111 2 года назад +298

    Dude lost $1500 and crapped in his pants. “Did you step in dogshit” 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @yunglord4012
      @yunglord4012 2 года назад +3

      Dawgshit records 😭😭

    • @ucrain4971
      @ucrain4971 2 года назад +1

      You stepped into this ratio

    • @eastonmayo2899
      @eastonmayo2899 2 года назад +12

      @@ucrain4971 L + counter

    • @Lousasshol
      @Lousasshol 2 года назад +18

      “ awe Man U stink “
      He tried to use the not showered in a week excuse 😂😂

    • @mikitesfaye8079
      @mikitesfaye8079 2 года назад +1

      @@Lousasshol not even that. He said two days

  • @singlewhitefemale1707
    @singlewhitefemale1707 Год назад +220

    I feel sorry for Law Enforcement. Having to put up with nasty drunks. The verbal abuse is disgusting.

    • @cobalt86
      @cobalt86 Год назад

      That's law enforcement

    • @jessJBIRD1981
      @jessJBIRD1981 2 месяца назад

      There are some other things that are disgusting as well...

  • @saradavis6505
    @saradavis6505 Год назад +8

    When he said “I should have got my ass beat tonight”. I think we can all agree with that.😂

  • @JohnGalt916
    @JohnGalt916 2 года назад +509

    This dude nearly killed me when he said "you're treating me like a black man"

    • @ucrain4971
      @ucrain4971 2 года назад +7

      This ratio treats you like a black man better

    • @nutmeg4000
      @nutmeg4000 2 года назад +114

      @@ucrain4971 bro what

    • @sabretechv2
      @sabretechv2 2 года назад +68

      I don’t think you know what ratio means

    • @alexkumm4488
      @alexkumm4488 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @brimmed
      @brimmed 2 года назад +38

      @@ucrain4971 L + ratio

  • @uncommonsense7830
    @uncommonsense7830 2 года назад +449

    Did anyone else notice how, if he didn't threaten the officer, he would've only received misdemeanors? Yet again, it pays to be respectful and civil in any situation.

    • @simplekid4328
      @simplekid4328 2 года назад +24

      Well he still would've gone to jail because of the warrants but as far as the incident I'm almost certain he wouldn't have been charged for anything but disorderly conduct

    • @SpoiledBadgerMilk
      @SpoiledBadgerMilk 2 года назад +28

      Well he assaulted the officers hand with his shit coverd shorts.

    • @louellacharlton4425
      @louellacharlton4425 2 года назад

      This guy had diarrhea of the mouth! It was coming from both ends. Lmao

    • @uncommonsense7830
      @uncommonsense7830 2 года назад +6

      @@SpoiledBadgerMilk LOL

    • @Scumful
      @Scumful 2 года назад +5

      @@simplekid4328 still wouldve gone down alot better for him. i never got why people freak out for warrents, like youre going in no matter what no point in fighting. youll feel alot better about it just going in nice and calm. probably will be booked and released pretty quick if you keep it civil and respectful. (depending on charges)

  • @jobeporter1288
    @jobeporter1288 Год назад +464

    "You're treating me like I'm a black man right now." I have so much to say about that, but I think we all know with that statement alone that he is simply too far gone.

    • @dyzzifromdivsel7975
      @dyzzifromdivsel7975 Год назад +55

      Really though.. caught me so off guard.

    • @NinjaKatzKool
      @NinjaKatzKool Год назад +12

      ​@@dyzzifromdivsel7975agreed and agreed...

    • @NinjaKatzKool
      @NinjaKatzKool Год назад +6

      If u don't know what that means it means I agree to the comment and ur reply

    • @LoLLilo
      @LoLLilo Год назад +23

      That only exposes the justice system in America..

    • @feefs2139
      @feefs2139 Год назад +17

      Yup, how sad is that statement. I can't

  • @iceborg05
    @iceborg05 Год назад +13

    That car ride has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking watched

  • @murasamest1845
    @murasamest1845 2 года назад +169

    2 Felony Warrants, 3 Misdemeanor bonds, and then disorderly conduct, assault, and threatening an officer and hes let out on a $250 bond???? The legal system has failed us

    • @321MjC
      @321MjC 2 года назад +10

      Agreed. It's sickening🥴

    • @dar7230
      @dar7230 2 года назад

      Minor crimes

    • @Michael-fs5ct
      @Michael-fs5ct 2 года назад +7

      @@dar7230 those are minor crimes? Shouldn’t be

    • @SirProcsAlot
      @SirProcsAlot 2 года назад +15

      Millions have seen him act a fool and shit his pants. I think that makes up for the small bond lol

    • @WoAntonio
      @WoAntonio Год назад +6

      Well he’s not black lol

  • @beecharmer9522
    @beecharmer9522 2 года назад +168

    Coolest most chill cop, we need more like this guy.

  • @rayray5662
    @rayray5662 2 года назад +285

    I love how the cop just shut the door in his face

  • @Kellers-Ma
    @Kellers-Ma Год назад +4

    "Have the welcoming party ready" 😂 The patience of saints. Thank God for these officers.

  • @americanmade-1
    @americanmade-1 2 года назад +1102

    The problem isn't a lack of police, it's these judges letting criminals off the hook so easy.

    • @50buttfish
      @50buttfish 2 года назад +44

      POLITICAL JUDGES!

    • @lordvika2526
      @lordvika2526 2 года назад

      They were both criminals. She attacked the guy first by pushing him several times. Then he responded by slapping her.
      Both were in the wrong so both should have gotten arrested.
      But it's typical female bullshit that they think they can lay hands on a man but nothing can be done to them in response. Well guess what that is what equality means. If a female wants equality when they put their hands on a man they better expect hands to be layer on them.

    • @kylenasko8059
      @kylenasko8059 2 года назад +67

      Yeah 250 dollar cash bond lol. That’s insane wonder why there out the same day back to the same shit.

    • @mikemiller659
      @mikemiller659 2 года назад +22

      Lets Go after these judges then. have them removed

    • @Vntichrist
      @Vntichrist 2 года назад +4

      Sums up how it is in Houston Texas

  • @creepylifeofme1927
    @creepylifeofme1927 Год назад +158

    “You think you’re the cure, but you’re the cancer.” That’s actually a pretty powerful quote, taking that one for my stories lmao

    • @alicetumblescribbleson5961
      @alicetumblescribbleson5961 Год назад +8

      That applies to the majority of the human race. What stories are you writing?

    • @marteumar8429
      @marteumar8429 Год назад +2

      @@alicetumblescribbleson5961 human is not a race it’s a specie

    • @alicetumblescribbleson5961
      @alicetumblescribbleson5961 Год назад +10

      @@marteumar8429 in the original phase ‘human race’ the word means species, they’re interchangeable, it’s not referring to skin colour, country or groupings, so yup, ‘human race’ is acceptable when referring to humankind, mankind, humans, etc

    • @joshswain6495
      @joshswain6495 Год назад +3

      Also ironic cause there's no cure for cancer

    • @nickdirienzo2849
      @nickdirienzo2849 Год назад +4

      If your mind was blown by that quote I've got a book to show you. Just any old book, or perhaps some nu metal lyrics from the year 2000?

  • @heidistrutz3094
    @heidistrutz3094 2 года назад +301

    The patience this cop has is awesome. No way I could have dealt with him. Props to cop. 😂😂😂

    • @brlwear1
      @brlwear1 2 года назад +6

      It’s probably a nightly occurrence so he’s had plenty of practice.

    • @vridemafia790
      @vridemafia790 2 года назад +1

      That’s why hey called in saying have a “welcoming party” when they get there dude was drunk but some cops are crooks and that call sounded crooked but yea dudes a dirt ball

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 Год назад

      No cop should be forced to touch someone who urinated and defocated in their pants.

  • @markieffmorris9263
    @markieffmorris9263 9 месяцев назад +2

    Still one of the best video titles ever

  • @Voltaire772
    @Voltaire772 2 года назад +168

    This guy's bond was set at $250 but the dude on the motorcycle in the other video who was just speeding 50,000 bond. He didn't even resist. Blows my mind!

    • @JORLANDO93
      @JORLANDO93 Год назад +21

      Right!! Justice system is so F’d

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys Год назад +28

      @@dangreen5822 it should be based on your income. A $5000 bond is nothing for a wealthy person but impossible for a lot of normal people.

    • @ricky1491
      @ricky1491 Год назад +9

      the guy on a motorcycle wasnt from the united states, probably considered a flight risk to the judge if given a lower bail

    • @strizhi_mir9252
      @strizhi_mir9252 Год назад

      He shit himself, they probably set it so low to make it impossible for him to keep shitting himself in jail

    • @MyLolle
      @MyLolle Год назад +1

      joe voltaire: i though the same!!!
      unbelievable. ridiculous.

  • @theblackcomrade
    @theblackcomrade 2 года назад +294

    The fact he doubled down and said “I might just have to do that” after being asked about threatening that officer is down right hilarious 🤣

    • @ucrain4971
      @ucrain4971 2 года назад

      You gonna have to step down after this ratio

    • @Anonymous38572
      @Anonymous38572 2 года назад +16

      @@ucrain4971 future fail incoming

    • @bncollinsmn
      @bncollinsmn 2 года назад +5

      He made his own life so much harder doing that.

    • @frankmarano1118
      @frankmarano1118 2 года назад +7

      @@ucrain4971 what? Bro only one who got ratiod was you my man. Guess you're gonna have to step down after this ratio huh?

    • @tylerallen1426
      @tylerallen1426 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leairetrent7486
    @leairetrent7486 2 года назад +245

    It kills me they let him out again after being charge with bail jumping. The prosecutors & judges are a Big part of the problem!

    • @maph2759
      @maph2759 2 года назад +6

      Didn’t want no shiddy pants in their facilities

    • @lawlessfarming9878
      @lawlessfarming9878 2 года назад

      Only in liberal cities

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 2 года назад +4

      $250 cash bond... for a felony charge.
      Maybe Sheriff Arpaio needs to take a road trip to LaCrosse. He can ran a tent city inside of an abandoned shopping mall up or maybe one of the county fair buildings.
      People can live rough while waiting for trial.
      We'll get those turds off of the streets.

    • @jimwantsjustice3465
      @jimwantsjustice3465 2 года назад

      I didn't even get bail as an option for a month over speech. Case dismissed with prejudice, CO 2019

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 года назад

      Prosecutors are 100% the problem. And judges that are appointed and not elected. Prosecutors under Kamala were responsible for a 190% incarceration surge of just African American Males for small time drug possession in his county after she took charge and left it was some crazy figure higher than before. It’s definitely the prosecutors..

  • @nevaehrosabrandon7017
    @nevaehrosabrandon7017 9 месяцев назад +8

    The way he js bluntly told him he stinks😭💀

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome Год назад +579

    1:00 confusion
    1:21 “stop yelling at me!”
    3:33 “I’m not tryna be aggressive”
    5:19 😳 💩
    5:41 uh oh stinky
    6:22 they did it first
    7:18 shh 🤫
    8:11 “she was bigger”
    10:38 bro…
    10:49 stop yelling again!
    11:32 it’s not making any sense
    12:09 seriously stop yelling
    12:10 he doesn’t know!
    13:05 he’s trying!
    13:09 OK??? OK?!?
    13:27 he’s a good boy
    13:34 mini existential crisis
    13:42 he’s just joshing
    13:53 “damn bro chill”
    14:38 it’s ok he has black friends
    16:16 rage against the machine lyrics
    16:40 y u mad???
    16:49 calm down
    17:18 counting
    18:00 directions
    18:11 we learning out here
    18:16 it gets worse, kids
    18:39 joker Jared Leto laugh
    19:25 head banging
    19:32 still kinda funny
    19:48 this cop just wants to go home
    20:10 lol
    20:52 unbelievable
    21:13 “tell me you’re in my shoes”
    21:26 “I might just have to do that”
    21:40 “make my life harder on myself”
    22:38 okie dokie

    • @fbiopenup8371
      @fbiopenup8371 Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @bro6568
      @bro6568 Год назад +1

      16:15: “Bro! You think you’re the fkin cure but you’re the fkn cancer!!” 🤣 😂

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina Год назад +13

      Thank you 😂

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina Год назад +37

      You forgot this one
      20:57 how tf would YOU take it?

    • @meesa5532
      @meesa5532 Год назад +23

      This comment is so underrated. It should have a million likes.

  • @markpr73
    @markpr73 2 года назад +625

    What a great legacy for this guy to be able to share with his grandkids.

    • @velisalegrand2438
      @velisalegrand2438 2 года назад +12

      Who going to wash and change his underwear and how long he has to stay like that and what about the other guys that’s in the cell with him🤢🤢🤮🤮💩💩

    • @nameisprivate5429
      @nameisprivate5429 2 года назад

      Hopefully he does not procreate.

    • @chessplayer804
      @chessplayer804 2 года назад

      @@velisalegrand2438 What?

    • @gucciwearsupreme5578
      @gucciwearsupreme5578 2 года назад +1

      10/10 W comment if you watch the entire thing and follow the dialogue I vouch this comment 100%

    • @kulyk_ukraine
      @kulyk_ukraine 2 года назад

      Disgusting person. Hope he is not having kids or grandkids! Oh he say he is not drunk but he shit in pants?! 😂

  • @jimbetche7864
    @jimbetche7864 2 года назад +414

    The level of abuse these cops take from drunks is outrageous. On top of all his attitude , dude crapped his pants and the officer has to deal with that mess as well. Props to this officer for putting up with this guy. 👏

    • @grimmjow247
      @grimmjow247 2 года назад +9

      He gets paid to deal with exactly these interactions.

    • @jamesplymire5342
      @jamesplymire5342 2 года назад +12

      Props to the officer for putting up with his shit. Lol

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 2 года назад +8

      Drunks are just as bad for Security Officers, unfortunately they don't get paid nearly as well as cops.

    • @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419
      @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 2 года назад

      As long as they’re not black people y’all leave that part out

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 2 года назад +12

      @@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 every interaction I've seen with a black person on this channel, the cops are always trying to de-escalate while the black person screams, and freaks out over the cops just trying to reason with them. So I don't know what you're getting at.

  • @emilyduffy1410
    @emilyduffy1410 Год назад +85

    It just doesn’t get any crazier than acting like a tough guy after you pooped and peed your pants.

  • @RooiRokBokkie
    @RooiRokBokkie Год назад +3

    I already knew what was coming based off the comments. When the officer said "let me pat you down real quick" I died on his behalf😅

  • @adlwilliams
    @adlwilliams 2 года назад +483

    Hitting women, crapping in pants, prowling in peoples yards, screaming at cops, having warrants, making racial accusations. This guy stole all of my moves!

    • @DocLaw172
      @DocLaw172 2 года назад +17

      Oh yeah? Prove it. Where are your arrest videos? 😆

    • @forthework1473
      @forthework1473 2 года назад +12

      Based

    • @ambim9033
      @ambim9033 2 года назад +9

      Lmfao

    • @adlwilliams
      @adlwilliams 2 года назад +19

      @@DocLaw172 most of the time i can twerk my way out of being arrested. But i dont live in Wisconsin so i dont think my vids would be posted online anyway😄

    • @tc4045
      @tc4045 2 года назад +1

      Lol!

  • @luxuryxcoffin
    @luxuryxcoffin 2 года назад +197

    LaCrosse Wisconsin has been a goldmine for this channel. 🙏

    • @drumminggoose444
      @drumminggoose444 2 года назад +35

      It’s the GTA North America server lol

    • @huyyuh135
      @huyyuh135 2 года назад +8

      I live there and yeah it’s pretty much perfect

    • @randomrazr
      @randomrazr 2 года назад +5

      Shit got real 😂

    • @fatkid420
      @fatkid420 2 года назад +3

      Tf is happening out in La Crosse WI?

    • @andrewschuyler2271
      @andrewschuyler2271 2 года назад +2

      @@drumminggoose444 that and when live pd was still on they would always have clips from slidell louisiana, that place looked like a fucking pvp zone

  • @roguelily7957
    @roguelily7957 2 года назад +281

    This is so triggering. I lived with an alcoholic for 4 years and this is how he acted everytime he drank. Pissed his pants regularly. Ruined my house and almost ruined my life. I didn't have peace in my own home. Never again will I deal with someone who acts like that. I feel bad for addicts but it's so draining being trapped in their addiction with them.

    • @uniquegod1997
      @uniquegod1997 2 года назад +30

      sorry that you had to go through this, alcoholics are probably the worst addicted people to deal with. the aggressive obnoxious behavior, the pissing and shitting in pants etc

    • @robertslugg8361
      @robertslugg8361 2 года назад +5

      alanon

    • @roguelily7957
      @roguelily7957 2 года назад +15

      @@robertslugg8361 I did do alanon which finally gave me the piece of mind to make him leave and get on with my life. Counseling, alanon and a good support system got me through it.

    • @robertslugg8361
      @robertslugg8361 2 года назад +5

      @@roguelily7957 Glad to hear.

    • @sarahchandler695
      @sarahchandler695 2 года назад +3

      It's been 6 years since I heard almost verbatim, the same thing this self loathing drunk was spewing. I was in nursing school and my former ***** spoke to me this way as I was walking out to go arrive at my classes and my clinical rotations. The only way I could continue on with nursing school was to tell myself that graduating from school would be my ultimate redemption and salvation. After I graduated and got my nursing license, I waited until he went on a little extended fishing trip out of town, and moved the fux out of his house and his life.

  • @timmyriggs69
    @timmyriggs69 11 месяцев назад +6

    Hilarious that all the chicks in the beginning expected some random guy to know exactly what they were talking about, as if he was with them the whole night

  • @lovelylynn5758
    @lovelylynn5758 2 года назад +54

    The whole "did you step in dog sh*t" "no I haven't showered in " this cop needs a bonus check for dealing with him.

  • @cupcakeanna234
    @cupcakeanna234 2 года назад +74

    This made me feel less bad about myself for a bit, thank you Joshua

  • @EthanFalkner2006
    @EthanFalkner2006 2 года назад +81

    The officer was calm and collected, well done

  • @chelsiemilstead7329
    @chelsiemilstead7329 Год назад +2

    “Keep walking that way! Keep walking and talking.”😩😂😂
    He did NOT wanna smell him.

  • @raykuang2889
    @raykuang2889 2 года назад +592

    "You're literally acting like I'm a Black man right now" holy shit, the nerve of this guy lol

    • @brianrosie1762
      @brianrosie1762 2 года назад +58

      you can tell he believes Race scammers wholeheartedly

    • @death2beta843
      @death2beta843 2 года назад

      Wow the nerve of that prick

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes 2 года назад +72

      How to tell they voted for biden..

    • @TrillMurray
      @TrillMurray 2 года назад +20

      Thought he was speaking their language lol

    • @slamfreepoetry1845
      @slamfreepoetry1845 2 года назад +15

      Identifying as a grifter. Solid move

  • @deusvult2302
    @deusvult2302 Год назад +440

    How on earth adults can get that wasted, that they crap and piss themselves, is absolutely beyond me. That was so disgusting!
    PS: The judges to give such 🗑 a $250 cash bond needs to be fired!

    • @CaptainRockoBD
      @CaptainRockoBD Год назад +10

      Is it illegal to be drunk now?

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Год назад +52

      ​@@CaptainRockoBDIn public? Yes.

    • @yagirlcheetos
      @yagirlcheetos Год назад +44

      @@CaptainRockoBDpublic intoxication has been a charge for many years

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 Год назад +29

      ​@@CaptainRockoBDwhen you hit people and shit your pants in public, yes it is.
      Being drunk and aggressive has ALWAYS been illegal, back in the day some citizen would just put a hole in you and call it a day, now we gotta arrest the trash instead of taking it out to the garbage

    • @Cains_stuff
      @Cains_stuff Год назад +4

      @@jordanhicks5131Yes some are complete garbage people but sometimes they just had a shit night and are actually really nice. Then again what do I know. I’ve never been drunk.

  • @KLArules58
    @KLArules58 2 года назад +496

    I fuckin died laughing when he says “YOU THINK YOU’RE THE CURE BUT YOU’RE THE CANCER!!”
    I almost peed my pants 😂

    • @simplekid4328
      @simplekid4328 2 года назад +25

      You know he thought that was prolific af... Same with the "you're just going with the *FUCKING AGENDA* " line

    • @milesdufourny4813
      @milesdufourny4813 2 года назад +55

      At least you didn't shit your pants!

    • @DaiminsDenOFVids
      @DaiminsDenOFVids 2 года назад +23

      what's a little lemonade to go with his log of chocolate.

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 2 года назад +9

      @@simplekid4328 u mean profound. prolific is similar to industrious and productive. but it's a very cool word and i completely get why u tried to use it.

    • @hurricanekitty6736
      @hurricanekitty6736 2 года назад +17

      He got me with “you’re acting like im resisting, you’re acting like im a black man” 😮🤣 all this time in the car, he’s smooshing into his own shit 🤢🤮

  • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
    @sophiaschier-hanson4163 8 месяцев назад +3

    “You wanted to go to jail, I’m helpin’!” Lmfao

  • @tapoemt3995
    @tapoemt3995 2 года назад +27

    "I'm going to take him in her car"
    I can't imagine why. 🤣🤣

  • @miggareto
    @miggareto 2 года назад +24

    “You wanna go to jail, I’m helping.”
    Brilliance, pure brilliance

  • @winallday123xd4
    @winallday123xd4 2 года назад +28

    “Did you step in dog shit or something you stink” bruh I DIED laughing 😂😂😂

    • @blood_v12_89
      @blood_v12_89 2 года назад

      Same here absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ts.elliot5870
    @ts.elliot5870 Год назад +5

    Ever notice how every drunk person loses their hearing and talks louder and louder but can't hear/understand a word that anyone say to them?

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent 2 года назад +254

    I really appreciate the narrator, unsung hero

    • @drumminggoose444
      @drumminggoose444 2 года назад +13

      I don’t know how he says some of these lines with a straight face

    • @sanderhoogeland9161
      @sanderhoogeland9161 2 года назад +10

      As a blind person, so do I. There are a lot of things in these videos that I would have never understood if he had not explained them. He also just does a good job of it in general.

    • @Young_Dab
      @Young_Dab 2 года назад +1

      @@sanderhoogeland9161 You're not blind you just have bad vision there's a difference.

    • @sanderhoogeland9161
      @sanderhoogeland9161 2 года назад +9

      @@Young_Dab Firstly, I know there is a difference. Secondly, I am pretty sure I should be the one to know wether I am blind or not, not you.

    • @shibasurfing
      @shibasurfing 2 года назад +3

      @@sanderhoogeland9161 Without the narrator seeing folks wouldn’t have known either (besides what the police officer said ofc)

  • @knotsandcrosses1
    @knotsandcrosses1 2 года назад +101

    When you're in the back of a police car, slurring your insults after having shat your pants, it's one of those moment that you know that yeah, you're the king.

    • @saffronskies333
      @saffronskies333 2 года назад +11

      King of the Hill ....TOP of the HEAP..

    • @wallyman292
      @wallyman292 2 года назад +8

      Kudo's for using the correct past tense of "shit"! Seems most people these days just use the present tense in both cases. It's a shame, considering the almost poetic tone that can be achieved with "shat". . . ;)

    • @andrewpatterson3703
      @andrewpatterson3703 2 года назад +3

      @@wallyman292 lmfao

  • @misskat8548
    @misskat8548 Год назад +135

    I feel so bad for these officers who have to deal with pathetic drunks. Good lord.

    • @michellededmon6711
      @michellededmon6711 Год назад +10

      And then have to sit back and watch as prosecutors/judges drop charges and let them back out on the streets!!

    • @98dodgediesel5
      @98dodgediesel5 Год назад +5

      If everybody was stoned everyone would be chill and calm and reserved. I hate drunks!!!!

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 6 месяцев назад

      @@98dodgediesel5 Burnouts are not chill lol. They are extremely volatile and prone to tantrums. Their favorite excuse for having zero self control is, "You're harshing my high." But I do find it amazing that this lie has been circulating for more than 40 years.

    • @420Momentum
      @420Momentum 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@booshmcfadden7638that Is 100 percent false. Id rather smoke all natural Medical Cannabis rather then putting that Poison Toxin known as alcohol in my body. At least cannabis has many medical benefits. And there are many many successful people who smoke weed . U have no idea what your talking about.

    • @Memphis_ritz
      @Memphis_ritz 3 месяца назад

      Missed opportunity to say “putting up with this shit”

  • @BrianSkinner-z9y
    @BrianSkinner-z9y 9 месяцев назад +2

    At the end of the video he says I'm not going to be able to see my kid for 4 months and starts banging his head, YOU KNOW WHAT I PERSONALLY SAY, LUCKY KID 😂😂

    • @sleeplessaquarius
      @sleeplessaquarius 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, kid gets a 4 month break at least .

  • @n8turejourney
    @n8turejourney Год назад +181

    This officer will be a great dad! He has all of the skills to deal with a 3 year old’s tantrum.

    • @phillipfuller7382
      @phillipfuller7382 9 месяцев назад

      Sure does because he can deal with little toddlers more better then Teenage Juvenile deliques people!

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 2 года назад +92

    This officer literally put the dude in his friend's car because he knew he had s*** in this pants. My man didn't want that in his own patrol car lol

    • @Alltimefox
      @Alltimefox 2 года назад +12

      What cracked me is he said, “ did you step on dog shit?” 😂

    • @alexkumm4488
      @alexkumm4488 2 года назад +4

      Just doing his duty🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @forthework1473
      @forthework1473 2 года назад +7

      Power Move

    • @Mtnmanmike62
      @Mtnmanmike62 2 года назад +11

      This is why the back seats of police cars are made of plastic.

    • @ericdalton8609
      @ericdalton8609 2 года назад

      😂

  • @martinachione4451
    @martinachione4451 2 года назад +287

    "You wanna go to jail? I'm helping."
    I love this! God bless this officer for putting up with this sad excuse for a human being.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 2 года назад +10

      For real. The patience level of officers like this is impressive

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 2 года назад +10

      This guy... towards the end of his rant, started moaning about the fact that he wasn't going to see HIS KID for four months. Imagine that... he's somebody's 'dad'. The internet never forgets, and someday that kid is gonna see this. What a world.

    • @7791D
      @7791D 2 года назад

      @@Mr.Ekshin maybe you could just take him out? Since your a killer and all

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 2 года назад

      @@7791D - Relative of yours?

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 года назад

      Your god is the sad excuse.

  • @BSmith272
    @BSmith272 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lets have a welcoming party ready. This cop was so chill!

  • @nomore-constipation
    @nomore-constipation Год назад +71

    $250 bail?!
    No wonder why they don't respect the police or listen. $250 is like a slap on the wrist.
    Considering he had other previous charges, I'm stunned by the merry-go-round visit(s) with the jail.
    Unbelievable... The more I see these people on video, the more I just want to get away from the public and only associate with my local neighbours I know and friends and family.

    • @Tryst1982
      @Tryst1982 Год назад +4

      I see this comment a lot on these videos. I feel like the reasoning behind all these bail bonds and catch and release stuff all comes down to the fact that prisons right now, are pretty damn over crowded. Not to mention even I would be reluctant to send people like this to "for profit" facilities. Yes, these folks get a lot of chances and yes they are a menace. However, I'd rather they stay a pain in the neck for police and the community rather than send them into a system that will spit them back out having made them 3 times worse.

    • @nicholasvecchiola4964
      @nicholasvecchiola4964 Год назад

      $250.00, to this guy, is like $25,000.00, to you.

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Год назад

      @@susant1323yea dude sure. Let's keep this guy in prison for life for being a nuisance. Makes complete safe..because your a little goody goody conformist wage slave and obedient and say "yes sir" every day to your masters and obey for a miniscule part of society and because ur so afraid of being arrested and not having a part in the society filled with complete sell outs, you only think about yourself. You want to sleep in your home but want other ppl who aren't conformist sell outs like you who are a minor nuisance at best to rot in jail forever. Stop pretending you care. You don't.

    • @Aye.Eye.Captain
      @Aye.Eye.Captain Год назад

      @@Tryst1982 Its not just that, its a trick. Its to keep impoverished people even more impoverished. If people are still down on their luck and you kick them, they will turn around and kick. Guess what, that kick lands them a spot as a legal slave. 3/5th a human, cant vote, slave wages, its all a scam. They wouldnt be overpopulated if they only filled them with actual criminals, but nah, thats too hard. They'd rather make as much money possible.

    • @lacsuttle
      @lacsuttle Год назад

      See Darrell Brooks…

  • @kellybennett9221
    @kellybennett9221 Год назад +29

    this cop is too cool. I was laughing right with him, laughed even harder hearing the officers laugh

  • @andrewleach1996
    @andrewleach1996 2 года назад +860

    I love how she admits she hit him first but yet she cries wolf when she got hit lol. Nobody should be hitting anyone but you could tell by the way that woman acts she definitely thinks she can hit men but they shouldn’t be able to hit her back.

    • @jeffheyer7783
      @jeffheyer7783 2 года назад +96

      I did notice that..

    • @imconfused1713
      @imconfused1713 2 года назад +133

      From my understanding, she was keeping him from someone by pushing him away. If someone is in your space, you do have the right to protect yourself. You don't have the right to just get up in someone's face just cause you haven't hit them. In itself, that could be taken as a dangerous, aggressive move toward the young ladies.
      Hopefully the officers can sort it all out cause I am sure both are somewhat to be at fault since they both seem pretty intoxicated.

    • @Staticsilence535
      @Staticsilence535 2 года назад +51

      It’s just drunk people lol

    • @paulriccio5333
      @paulriccio5333 2 года назад +22

      I literally rewound it to see if I heard it right. I did. Then she said it again. Okaaaaayyy.

    • @trishmorse1707
      @trishmorse1707 2 года назад +7

      Exactly my thoughts!