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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @HauntedAngel77
    @HauntedAngel77 4 года назад +10468

    2:40 "And that's the man I work with."
    Notice how he said that?
    Not the man that works for him, but the man he works with. That's respect.

  • @ethannguyen9363
    @ethannguyen9363 4 года назад +6575

    Dave is a man of focus, commitment and sheer ducking will

    • @jololol7158
      @jololol7158 4 года назад +164

      I once saw him kicked Kenny G off his bus. KICK. OFF. HIS. BUS.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 года назад +61

      He ain't John Wick! Dave will drive you somewhere. With John Wick the body will be driven somewhere!

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 4 года назад +31

      Trucking*

    • @ethannguyen9363
      @ethannguyen9363 4 года назад +2

      1k Subscribers without any videos. Yes of course my bad

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 4 года назад +1

      @@ethannguyen9363 lol

  • @daisygutierrez_7123
    @daisygutierrez_7123 4 года назад +4802

    Dave sounds like that one friend who doesn't give a s*it about anything 🤣

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 4 года назад +5663

    "And you're paying for it!" You know, Mountain Dew burns when it comes out of your nose

  • @SychkiSychki
    @SychkiSychki 4 года назад +6679

    "You pay me on time, you live." I laughed.

    • @Al-Is-Gaming
      @Al-Is-Gaming 4 года назад +141

      The one day he doesn't
      HEADLINE: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FLUFFY (GABRIAL IGLESIAS) FOUND DEAD IN BURNED BUS

    • @sylviachai185
      @sylviachai185 4 года назад +5

      letget on withthe next show

    • @icecold7
      @icecold7 4 года назад +13

      the fact that you wrote "Lol I laughed" is just fucking stupid

    • @Dalilflower
      @Dalilflower 4 года назад +9

      I laughed at all of it

    • @Xyelon12
      @Xyelon12 4 года назад +5

      IceColdK 94 facts

  • @user-tz6rk4dy5s
    @user-tz6rk4dy5s 4 года назад +8546

    Wait... So Fluffy is saying we can disagree but still be civil and loving to one another?... What a novel concept!

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 3 года назад +267

      Well... It was nice knowing you Fluffy. He'll end up deplatformed because he's not radical enough.

    • @ManofPeel
      @ManofPeel 3 года назад +50

      @@arancourt5623 yep

    • @Ivy-jo7tl
      @Ivy-jo7tl 3 года назад +19

      Shut up republican

    • @user-ng4tf2oq7s
      @user-ng4tf2oq7s 3 года назад +15

      Lol shut up trumpy

    • @brianmiller5750
      @brianmiller5750 3 года назад +66

      @@Ivy-jo7tl Republican? It Nazicrat liberals that are censoring anyone and everyone that refuses to goose-step to their Fascist rhetoric

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 4 года назад +2177

    Special shout out to all the truckers that risks their lives to deliver food, goods, Fluffy and all things we all need!!! Blessed y'all😇

    • @Grundini91
      @Grundini91 4 года назад +10

      thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 года назад +22

      Bailo Descalza God bless them all the jobs that seem the most simple are a lot of times some of the most demanding and being a bus driver or a trucker is no different 🙏

    • @lickalittle
      @lickalittle 4 года назад +3

      Thank you Bailo 😊

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 4 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 года назад +11

      42 jade bro calm down, how am I a whiny spoiled D bag who needs to grow up when your the one cussing me out for no reason after misunderstanding what I said, I didn’t say the job was simple I don’t know the intricacies of TONS of Jobs I just said the Jobs that SEEM simple as in simple to the public eye are usually the most demanding plus before you insult someone learn how to use proper grammar so cool it alright 🤦‍♂️

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 года назад +9087

    “Wait a minute I pay him, hey Dave”
    “Shut up”
    “Yeah I’ll be in the back in my room drive safe”

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +169

      Plot twist. Dave is his long lost dad

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 года назад +52

      That had me dead 😂

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 года назад +18

      Hypnotic Skull 😝😝😝

    • @johndoe2790
      @johndoe2790 4 года назад +20

      understandable have a great day

    • @twistedpixel2558
      @twistedpixel2558 4 года назад +54

      @You Sofat I'm guessing you've never had anyone in your employ. If you can find a Dave, you do whatever it takes to keep him. 90 percent of the workforce isn't worth having.

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver 4 года назад +962

    Anyone else want fluffy to bring dave on just so dave can tell a few stories? judging by what fluffy says dave sounds like he'd be a decent comedian lol

    • @paultaylor2391
      @paultaylor2391 4 года назад +28

      Yes! Yes!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! I can just imagine the 2 of them...lol

    • @Cyriouz-
      @Cyriouz- 2 года назад +52

      I dunno, sometimes people are just naturally funny to the point where it becomes stale if they actually TRY to be funny. Doing standup comedy is a very different beast to just vibing with the squad

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 2 года назад +15

      @@Cyriouz- This is super true, I don't think I could ever do standup, I may try it but I don't know about it. I am always the quick witted one in the group, I am known for saying the most stupid, random, shower thought type of shit and starting thought provoking conversations on it. I know I have a ton of natural humor, but I have never tried to write a joke in my life. I was once asked to tell someone a joke at work and I had nothing because they just come from me naturally.

    • @Morrow16
      @Morrow16 Год назад +6

      *Gets on the stage*
      "'Murica!"
      *Leaves the stage*

  • @sahilshukla8127
    @sahilshukla8127 4 года назад +1831

    DAVE!
    'The Driver'
    Sounds like a movie title😂

    • @iIikepenguins
      @iIikepenguins 4 года назад +15

      Nah, it sounds like a Bob, The Builder rip-off to me

    • @TheBestComicKing
      @TheBestComicKing 4 года назад +9

      Feels like Sam Elliott would play as Dave.

    • @maithfull
      @maithfull 4 года назад

      @@TheBestComicKing George Clooney

    • @mason069
      @mason069 4 года назад

      Not at all

    • @kurosworkshop
      @kurosworkshop 4 года назад +2

      Will watch it

  • @andnor
    @andnor 4 года назад +2835

    "Would rather lose his job than his self-respect"
    This would be a "your hired" situation if i heard during an interview.
    Honor your workers and they wont dread waking up at Monday morning.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 4 года назад +44

      Or any other morning, even if you ask them to work the occasional weekend with enough notice and compensation

    • @David-qy2pw
      @David-qy2pw 4 года назад +60

      As a new Team Leader, I told the Group Leader (a black woman younger than my white ass), "You can cuss me out, call me me asshole whatever but Never Bullshit Me on anything.". We had a great work relationship and my name is Dave as well.

    • @kristinchappell6677
      @kristinchappell6677 4 года назад +16

      This is basically how my place of work looks at people interviewing. We want someone who not only can do the job, but is willing to do the right thing, even when it's hard.

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi 4 года назад +6

      Watch it eventually be that Dave said some racist shit and Kenny G didn't like it and told him off.

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 4 года назад +11

      @@greatwhitesufi still got kicked off the bus 😂

  • @darmayasa8523
    @darmayasa8523 4 года назад +1185

    00:03 guys did you notice that Dave actually watched Fluffy's show among the audience. He said, "yeahh!" 🤣

  • @buckykattguitar
    @buckykattguitar 4 года назад +2867

    And you're paying for it.......I just scared the cats I laughed so hard.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 года назад +22

      I love his stories lol XD

    • @totowhat
      @totowhat 4 года назад +16

      Laughed hard on the same one, choked on vape 😂

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 года назад +12

      Yeah I got one cat across the room looking at me like I'm crazy & the other vacated the arm of my recliner. She giving me the stinkeye now. Might need to apologize with some canned food tonight.

    • @janettevidler149
      @janettevidler149 4 года назад +2

      I cracked up too.

    • @johndamascus2634
      @johndamascus2634 4 года назад +4

      I had to clean the computer screen.

  • @bigkoi1015
    @bigkoi1015 4 года назад +726

    Dave The Driver:*" U pay On time, You'll Live"*

  • @hpascua1979
    @hpascua1979 2 года назад +130

    Dave's message: "and you're paying for it" had me dying

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke 4 года назад +490

    It sounds like Dave is a good guy that has a good sense of humor and stuff, like the stories sound like friend pulling another friends leg, which is great

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 года назад +2

      Hopefully but people aren't always black and white ends of the spectrum I hope that was just a joke though.

    • @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610
      @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 4 года назад +3

      BaconNuke, how old do you have to be...to say pulling your leg like wtf 🦵

    • @AryaCashOut
      @AryaCashOut 4 года назад +3

      @@aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 Don't need to be old. Just need to be a little bit harder to influence than you. What do you mean "wtf"? Typing three whole words too hard for you? Everyone has their own way of talking. Think before typing. Dumb shit can get you in trouble anywhere. Watch "Guns Akimbo" and chill the f*ck down.
      Edit: Yes I corrected my "to" to "too".

    • @carlosmiguelcomendador6345
      @carlosmiguelcomendador6345 2 года назад

      @@TheTrueFeetMan èl0

  • @MK-zj8sc
    @MK-zj8sc 4 года назад +2755

    This is not the first time gabe talks about dave. If anyone else remembers: "Goddamn scooby doo!" or "I don't give a sh**"

    • @katharinebacken7311
      @katharinebacken7311 4 года назад +91

      I was just thinking that, I thought about the time they got stopped by border patrol

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 4 года назад +44

      @@katharinebacken7311 me to (I've got a busload of Mexicans) 🤣😂😭

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 4 года назад +24

      @@thebigdog2295 OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS US BORDER PATROL

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 года назад +27

      Dave was snapping the pics of them against the bus

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 4 года назад +23

      @@EuroGuy85 I saw those pics and they were hilarious.

  • @TheGiggler333
    @TheGiggler333 2 года назад +328

    The world needs more people like Dave.

  • @JSRbowling595
    @JSRbowling595 4 года назад +4892

    Dave: "I'm buildin' a wall!"
    Gabe: *Facial expression like someone just kicked his dog*
    Dave: "And you're payin' for it!"
    I almost pissed myself from laughter

    • @jeffrizolkafli3057
      @jeffrizolkafli3057 4 года назад +5

      Ii I 09 977

    • @lukestacey9250
      @lukestacey9250 4 года назад +44

      I was rolling on the floor crying at that

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 4 года назад +11

      @@lukestacey9250 Same 😂😂

    • @lizs5283
      @lizs5283 4 года назад +58

      like you cant even get mad at that comment! it was extremely clever and worked so well!

    • @Church449
      @Church449 4 года назад +53

      I personally believe it's best to surround yourself with varying ideas so you can make a better informed decision on different items. You may not like what they have to say but damned if it doesnt get you thinking.

  • @mason1243
    @mason1243 4 года назад +466

    Sometimes I forget the day of the week but when I stumble onto these throwback Thursday videos it helps me keep track.

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 4 года назад +5

      Aw heck it is Thursday isn't it? Frick

    • @ctmarine9100
      @ctmarine9100 4 года назад +2

      Reason I remember is because Thursday is garbage day for me

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 4 года назад +2

      It's the same for, the days just seem to be the same. Kind of like the movie groundhog day.

    • @mason069
      @mason069 4 года назад +1

      Haha same with me sometimes

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 4 года назад

      The only way I keep track is when there's new episodes to the animes I watch 😅

  • @zacharisincennes8026
    @zacharisincennes8026 4 года назад +1943

    If what Gabriel said about Dave is true, and Dave were to compete on Hell's Kitchen, Dave would probably kick Gordon Ramsay out of his own restaurant while the cameras are still rolling. I know I'd love to see that.

    • @41Brother2
      @41Brother2 3 года назад +78

      I would PAY to see that honestly

    • @shinyman9993
      @shinyman9993 3 года назад +22

      People have tried that, and failed

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +26

      Would rather see him on Master Chef, watch him tell Joe off.

    • @Bepisipeb
      @Bepisipeb 2 года назад +32

      I bet Dave is the kind of guy who grills really good food and kicks people out of his yard when they ask for vegan options during family gatherings.

    • @alarmedregret
      @alarmedregret 2 года назад +23

      Gordon Ramsay: "What are you?!"
      Dave: *pulls over the restaurant* "Not putting up with this bull****, that's what I am."

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +7430

    :Gabriel: He’s gotta be one of the most hardworking people I’ve ever met
    When a Mexican says that, you know he’s hardworking
    :Edit: This isn’t meant as a compliment or an insult. This is meant to be a racist joke

  • @clemsonpirate7144
    @clemsonpirate7144 4 года назад +657

    Remember when they got stopped by border patrol? “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” 😂 Dave’s a legend.

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 4 года назад +148

    Everyone needs a Dave in their life. I have a few, and they are called my grandfathers and my father. Glorious people!

    • @vicluevano1222
      @vicluevano1222 6 месяцев назад

      My buddy is like that a true dude just can't get on his bad side cause hell will break lose lol. Aside he's a straight forward guy and his respectful and honest and basic and has helped me through hard times without question and to me that's a true friend

  • @DenaSoul777
    @DenaSoul777 4 года назад +3884

    “He still has to drive around the king of the Mexicans”
    *Mexican cartel has entered the chat*

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 года назад +4

      Steve Silvas 😝😝😝

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ 4 года назад +8

      El Chapo sticks his head up

    • @skawn
      @skawn 4 года назад +53

      What's the possibility that he's the leader of the Mexican cartel and he's just traveling around the country, using comedy as a cover?

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 года назад +12

      @@skawn Worldwide distribution.

    • @danbytp
      @danbytp 4 года назад +18

      Anyone Latino who can get a nonlatino to drive for him certainly a King in my eyes.

  • @robertgriffith3139
    @robertgriffith3139 4 года назад +355

    "And you're paying for it." Classic.

  • @summerdragonsdraws1539
    @summerdragonsdraws1539 4 года назад +295

    Teacher: write about your hero or person you look up to or aspire to be like.
    Me: *writes an essay about dave the bus driver*

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers 4 года назад +1

      Oops you got a typo there bud

    • @TheDark-oc5li
      @TheDark-oc5li 4 года назад +5

      hehehe i did this once got a good grade the teacher knows gabriel iglesias so it was fun for him to read got an 9 because i made some mistake with my writing

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 года назад +2

      Swear words included, because its a quote

  • @AdamSpasms
    @AdamSpasms 4 года назад +710

    "YO DAVE, CAN I CALL YOU?!"
    "Hell no, Stupid"

  • @vascomachado2570
    @vascomachado2570 4 года назад +637

    “I’m building a wall” 😂🤣

    • @baybvgo2.058
      @baybvgo2.058 4 года назад +69

      “And you’re paying for it.”

    • @texas_badger1984
      @texas_badger1984 4 года назад +44

      (Laughs in Merica)

    • @itizzzwhatitizzz4362
      @itizzzwhatitizzz4362 4 года назад +7

      Hahaha

    • @orxplz6040
      @orxplz6040 4 года назад +1

      Vasco Machado that’s messed up

    • @katharinebacken7311
      @katharinebacken7311 4 года назад +3

      I shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did because it was just way too funny and then their reaction to it after killed me

  • @michaelmclaughlin105
    @michaelmclaughlin105 2 года назад +21

    I absolutely love this bit. Dave sounds like he's a good man to have around. Did anyone else realize that he texted while he was driving though? Heh.

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 4 года назад +134

    There is a fine Line between "acting out because brutaly honest" and "acting out because asshole".
    Finding the right people is a dificult task

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 4 года назад +39

    Dave is someone who will have your back no matter what. We all need Dave.

  • @Rodenson1314
    @Rodenson1314 Год назад +23

    3:42 is still probably my most favorite part of the special. It's just that "damn, I'm powerless" kinda moment hahaha

  • @bear-sama9
    @bear-sama9 4 года назад +185

    0:03 you can hear dave screaming

    • @Arjun-gq2bs
      @Arjun-gq2bs 4 года назад +16

      Yeah

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 года назад +26

      But notice how he was super quiet the entire time? I don't think he was expecting Gabriel to go off on such a long winded speech about how cool he is. Bus Drivers dont often get the praise so he musta been shocked into silence

    • @Bonkyboy23
      @Bonkyboy23 2 года назад

      Where? Or was that figure of speech

    • @TommyCashLover420
      @TommyCashLover420 4 месяца назад

      At the 3 second mark of the video.​@@Bonkyboy23

    • @OfficialRafaG901
      @OfficialRafaG901 4 месяца назад

      @@Bonkyboy23he was saying that bc Bus Drivers don’t get the high praise and respect they deserve

  • @bgfeet
    @bgfeet 4 года назад +555

    In hospital at the moment, watch this video on the phone, nurses in the hallway hear this and they're "that's fluffy" and the room was full in seconds. Awesome.

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 года назад +24

      Well that will speed your recovery lol 😎😁

    • @SuperValaVala
      @SuperValaVala 4 года назад +14

      wish u are all recovered by now =)

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 года назад +11

      Hope you are out and cured by now!

    • @lorrainem8234
      @lorrainem8234 2 года назад +1

      That's so cool!

    • @asdfman-xg1po
      @asdfman-xg1po 2 года назад +1

      And then everyone clapped

  • @lylanavarro1577
    @lylanavarro1577 4 года назад +12

    This is the mentality that everyone should have... This the respect that everyone should get... And this is the comedian that I will always support..

  • @karanpreetchahal3604
    @karanpreetchahal3604 4 года назад +2066

    Hmm

    • @berkuth
      @berkuth 4 года назад +15

      jajajajajaja

    • @Dimacswtf
      @Dimacswtf 4 года назад +55

      'Murica

    • @Chamber691
      @Chamber691 4 года назад +48

      Voice to text big trucks and buses like that have bluetooth built into the cab so you can hands free communicate

    • @ulisesmagana4413
      @ulisesmagana4413 4 года назад +27

      Working with truck drivers all my life most of them wear a Bluetooth to talk and make voice-to-text messages

    • @jackd9112
      @jackd9112 4 года назад +13

      @Thor Odinson are you stupid

  • @cam07brs37
    @cam07brs37 4 года назад +1037

    Fluffy, I just wanted to say thank you for adding captions to your video’s. I love watching you and I used to love hearing your jokes all the time. I lost my hearing about 5 years ago. Seeing captions added helps me a lot with watching you and you make me laugh so much. Thank you 😁

    • @zalzoriano1200
      @zalzoriano1200 4 года назад +16

      Oh I am so sorry for you. But, it must be so nice to feel someone do something so small but it helps you put a lot. I hope you are very skilled in “listening” after you lost your hearing. I hope you will be ok.

    • @k_h_nobody
      @k_h_nobody 3 года назад +8

      As I have a deaf friend, the captions are awesome and helpful! Thank you so much

    • @tortle734
      @tortle734 3 года назад

      So sorry to hear that.. Wait im so sorry

    • @midnight-user12
      @midnight-user12 3 года назад

      Can I take off the captions? I’ve watched all his movie specials and I can put on the captions when I’m in public listening to his Mexican jokes.

    • @itsarpan6977
      @itsarpan6977 2 года назад +4

      @@tortle734 there was no need for that

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 3 года назад +17

    7:08 Respect the hell out of you for this, long forgotten wisdom it seems.

  • @meepbeep2029
    @meepbeep2029 4 года назад +512

    Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience

    • @meepbeep2029
      @meepbeep2029 4 года назад +45

      @ShutUpAndDance! ...I- ...Okay but what does that have to do with my joke? o_O

    • @Highly3666
      @Highly3666 4 года назад +31

      @@meepbeep2029 hey man i liked your joke i don't know what the other guy is talking about

    • @BrotherBarakiel996
      @BrotherBarakiel996 4 года назад +19

      @ShutUpAndDance! Shut up

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 года назад +22

      @ShutUpAndDance! what in gods name is spewing from that hole in your face

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 года назад +16

      ShutUpAndDance! You’re probably more racist than any Trump supporters in your entire county.

  • @angiislbnz1255
    @angiislbnz1255 4 года назад +244

    "Because he would rather lose his job than lose his self respect"
    Oh yeah shout out to Dave-

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 4 года назад +749

    It makes me sad know that Dave is by himself on Christmas

    • @foltzenlogel
      @foltzenlogel 4 года назад +105

      A lot of us are.. not just Dave. The wheels have to turn in order to make money.

    • @necwo698
      @necwo698 4 года назад +84

      @@foltzenlogel Big respect to drivers out there, hope you are doing well.

    • @deadcunt9597
      @deadcunt9597 4 года назад +39

      Being the type of person he is i'm sure he gets some type of personal fulfillment out of it

    • @brendenpischke6060
      @brendenpischke6060 3 года назад +36

      It's not just drivers.
      A hacking group shut down Microsoft's Xbox Live servers one Christmas as a message, that people should spend Christmas with their families and not on games. Not realizing that not everyone has that privilege.

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 3 года назад +3

      Maybe he was delivering presents.

  • @erika8349
    @erika8349 4 года назад +1004

    My mom and I are Latino, and I remember her telling me stories about her clients (she’s a house cleaner), who are your typical rich white conservative families. One of them was a lawyer and apparently he knew Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and other politicians. Anyhow, this guy was a big time Republican and supported strict immigration policies. You’d think he hated illegals and wanted them out of the U.S., but in reality he was a decent man, and he and his family loved my mom and helped her become a U.S. Citizen. ‘Til this day my mom speaks fondly of this family, because they treated her with respect and paid her well. I don’t judge people based off of their political beliefs, I get to know them first. I’m glad Fluffy has a good relationship with Dave 💜 I just shows we can all get along :)

    • @yourboyespresso8438
      @yourboyespresso8438 4 года назад +48

      Kindness is the best thing to do in this time

    • @gonzalomartinez9016
      @gonzalomartinez9016 4 года назад +8

      i wanted to give this a like but it already has the best number.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 4 года назад +12

      So that person is a hypocrite or am I mistaken?

    • @s.shivam99
      @s.shivam99 4 года назад +4

      @Satsuki Le Bobinnec ???

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 года назад +55

      Erika most who support strict immigration don't do it because they don't want any immigrants in the country that's where people are mistaken we support them because we don't want the bad ones in the country, the lazy good for nothings that are just going to leech off of others and I want to clarify that asylum seekers do not count as lazy good for nothings because they are prohibited from working by law (at least in the uk) and I would also like to make it known that I am technically an immigrant and while I support maga I do think it could have been better structured, instead of a system for rounding up the illegals and sending them back to where they came from it should have been a system for helping them obtain their citizenship because many of them are hard working people who payed their taxes but couldn't get their citizenship because they were afraid of being sent back to their country, also I want to make it known again that I am not a republican I am a libertarian if you don't know about that political ideology basically we are the middle ground between republicans and democrats and we make fun of both, our ideology is maximum freedom minimal government, we are the spiritual successors of Thomas Jefferson

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 года назад +395

    I'm willing to bet Dave's theme song is "We are the road crew." by Motorhead.

    • @justs_
      @justs_ 4 года назад +12

      Dude probably has a collection of every early 80s heavy metal album just stashed in his bus

    • @JasonL77
      @JasonL77 4 года назад +10

      Nah. He shows a picture of Dave during the credits for this show and Dave does not look like he listens to Motörhead. I’d say his theme song would be “Convoy” by C.W. McCall or “Eastbound And Down” by Jerry Reed.

    • @MrDracolucassos
      @MrDracolucassos 4 года назад +6

      more like "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen

    • @gyanankurpatgiri4272
      @gyanankurpatgiri4272 4 года назад +1

      Or "free love on the free love highway" XD

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay 4 года назад +1

      Taking care of business-BT0 💙😸✌

  • @MtownDiscoveries
    @MtownDiscoveries Год назад +6

    3:34 "HEY!I ain't your momma, pick that sh*t up!" Lmao

  • @Jack9788
    @Jack9788 4 года назад +86

    "Yo Dave I mentioned you in ma standup!"
    "Shut your mouth and get in back!"

  • @gamingxd9798
    @gamingxd9798 4 года назад +293

    Fluffy should bring Dave on a show and call it the Dave special

    • @michaelshaffer9051
      @michaelshaffer9051 4 года назад +27

      America ain't ready for that hardcore lines up from that man

    • @kathyclark3752
      @kathyclark3752 4 года назад +35

      We just need 20-30 mins of Dave telling road stories

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 года назад +29

      @@kathyclark3752 Dave "Gabe, I ain't got time for this sh!t. I gotta drive the bus! I'll tell road stories while I'm driving and you record it. You can play it back for your audience."

    • @NitrousDragon
      @NitrousDragon 4 года назад +6

      @@michaelshaffer9051 maybe when this special aired America wasn't read, but nowadays where we're comedicly starved? Hell... Yes... We are ready.

  • @Colleen.pemachoetso
    @Colleen.pemachoetso 4 года назад +284

    I hope Fluffy sees this:
    I suffer from depression and suicidal thoughts, your comedy shows are the only thing that drags me back from all the negativities in my life. Thank you so much.

    • @KeplerX
      @KeplerX 4 года назад +10

      Hey man listen, there are many people who feel like you feel right now and they get through it, you will too. There are times where you will feel like you've hit rock bottom, but that doesn't mean it will always be like that. Call or text or talk to a friend or family member. If you don't think that will help, try doing small things like changing your daily routine, you might be sad because your brain is experiencing too much repetition, find new hobbies etc. Ik its tough right now to do anything during this current time.But everyone wants someone new to talk to. Try and find new people to talk to. I usually join communities using discord and yeah sometimes those people arn' t the best but alot of the time they are and you need to just be around positive people and that will make you positive

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince 4 года назад +4

      Keep your head up buddy! It’s gonna be okay.

    • @faithnaidoo7647
      @faithnaidoo7647 4 года назад +4

      Colleen!!!!!.I hear you.!!!!Depression is such a lonely illness.Only the sufferers truly know how brutal this illness is.Nothing can fix the pain.Meds only help to a certain degree.I am with you in thought.We have the same Daily battle.👭😘

    • @mysticblue0222
      @mysticblue0222 4 года назад +4

      I’ve suffered from depression because I have constant chronic pain. I want you to know it CAN get BETTER I know it’s hard but try not to get caught in that “it’s hopeless” loop. But taking every good thing and laugh and cherishing it is a good start. Anti-depressants can also help. Hang in there *hugs*

    • @xheartiiz
      @xheartiiz 4 года назад +1

      You are worthy of the best. Even during your darkest moments, remember that you are never alone... Even when it feels you are. You matter! Keep your head up. Wishing you healing & peace.

  • @ambervantassel3816
    @ambervantassel3816 4 года назад +418

    Dave sounds like a hardcore and hilarious dude.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 4 года назад

      Met him at a bar before he was for fluffy he was funny as hell n overall pretty cool dude

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 4 года назад +1

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 I have an older brother who is in the Navy and I told him that once all this Covid-19 shit calmed down I would try to get us front row tickets, I said wasn't sure if I could but I promised I'd try.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 4 года назад

      @@ambervantassel3816 nice i went to this exact show with my brother we were high af but it was funny as hell

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 4 года назад

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 nice

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover 4 года назад

      @@ambervantassel3816 Navy/Marine Corp...they identify a task and make it happen. It'll happen for you...and front row seats...I shall be jealous, lol lol. Me and the wife were in the nose bleed section but had a hell of great time.

  • @platonian2421
    @platonian2421 4 года назад +1155

    I love how Fluffy is not humiliating Dave because of his Murica politics especially the Wall thing, sure it could have offended Fluffy but here instead of humiliating him he praised him and his hardworking quality, setting aside all politics away from it.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 4 года назад +89

      It is great that Fluffy can keep an open mind like that and look at Dave for his real qualities.

    • @BillyBobBeauBenson
      @BillyBobBeauBenson 4 года назад +76

      This is how you laugh with somebody, not at them.

    • @bryangee1619
      @bryangee1619 4 года назад +75

      I doubt that's Dave's real views on politics he just has a great sense of humor he does work with fluffy after all lol

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 4 года назад +27

      @@bryangee1619 true, I would of wanted to do the same thing, Dave wasn't being serious it seem, he was just playing a funny ass joke messing with fluffy 😂

    • @Yorekani
      @Yorekani 4 года назад +44

      Political views are not everything. As Fluffy stated, as long as Dave gets paid on time (and Dave sets the rules on the bus) Fluffy gets to live.
      They can work together despite different opinions, as long as those opinions are kept separate.

  • @evashayholsinger9515
    @evashayholsinger9515 4 года назад +28

    "I'm building a wall".......…..."and your paying for it" I fucking died XD

  • @e_t00_dr1ppy2
    @e_t00_dr1ppy2 4 года назад +45

    " And you're paying for it" Almost choked on my water 😂😂😂😂

  • @chipmunks0764
    @chipmunks0764 4 года назад +640

    There's a text message... From dave.
    Me: wait. . .

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 4 года назад +57

      "I trust my life with that man every single night" that man be texting while he drives

    • @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT
      @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT 4 года назад +23

      Probably voice commands and speech recognition. A lot safer than typing on the phone while driving. Still risky tho cause it distracts you.

    • @jacobphong9402
      @jacobphong9402 4 года назад +1

      I actually text Dave trust me he’s the best

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 4 года назад +1

      @Thor Odinson because it can't cause accidents right?

    • @angelaengle12
      @angelaengle12 4 года назад +3

      Whatever, you all know ya'll text while driving. Don't hate, lol.

  • @Eli-ld7qf
    @Eli-ld7qf 9 месяцев назад +4

    Much respect for Dave 🫡

  • @spikes0123
    @spikes0123 4 года назад +854

    Bless Dave's soul
    My fave bit:
    Dave:*laughter* 'Murica'
    Gabriel:Shut up Dave this doesnt concern you.
    Dave:*closes door* Im building a wall.
    Gabriel:*gets message from Dave*
    Dave:And your paying for it.
    Edit:Never have i dreamt of this many likes thank you

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 4 года назад +15

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @zbrycey
      @zbrycey 4 года назад +7

      you’re*

    • @aa134368
      @aa134368 4 года назад +3

      I too watched the video

    • @rowellganaden6068
      @rowellganaden6068 4 года назад +4

      Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience

    • @nunyabizness6113
      @nunyabizness6113 4 года назад

      Don't forget he thought Dave was apologizing

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 4 года назад +10

    3:44 I AIN'T YO MAMA. PICK THAT SH*T UP!
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅😁😆
    Yo, Fluffy, you got that military man.

  • @Green.heron24
    @Green.heron24 Год назад +3

    Thank you Gabriel for acknowledging someone who is on ur team who works hard behind the scenes. Great job supporting your staff🌟😊

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac 4 года назад +443

    3:34
    We need Dave to be high school bus drivers

    • @dunndunn3850
      @dunndunn3850 4 года назад +18

      Ohh, man. Memories of the school bus in middle school. We had a bus driver who was sort of strict like this, but wasn’t as vocal as Dave. That, or we had a bus driver who had no idea where they were going and didn’t care what the students did...such as harassing others.
      Thank god that nightmare ended two years ago.

    • @death3678
      @death3678 4 года назад +3

      Dunn & Dunn I had a bus driver who was a complete bitch one day she’d be nice handing out candy the next she would be flipping the lid saying we where little hoodlums so me and a freind used to troll her by sliding under the bus seats and moving to different seats

    • @WINTER2024CALIFORNIA
      @WINTER2024CALIFORNIA 4 года назад +2

      That would be great! 😂

    • @WINTER2024CALIFORNIA
      @WINTER2024CALIFORNIA 4 года назад +5

      We need Dave to set some disrespectful high school students straight!🤣😂

    • @puffythedestroyer8878
      @puffythedestroyer8878 4 года назад +6

      No, we need a "Dave" for EVERY job / proffesion.

  • @LTdan457
    @LTdan457 4 года назад +40

    Love how regardless of personal opinions, you both can still keep working together.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 года назад +2

      That's 'Murica!

    • @bookwormneverforgetbricks605
      @bookwormneverforgetbricks605 4 года назад +1

      Except if someone really really really wants to kill you and is fully capable of killing you while you would much prefer to remain alive.

    • @bookwormneverforgetbricks605
      @bookwormneverforgetbricks605 4 года назад

      Thor Odinson I mean, Fluffy did say he trusted the dude with his life.

  • @Spike20101000
    @Spike20101000 4 года назад +187

    "At the end of the day, he still has to drive round the king of the mexicans"
    Me - dead on floor laughing!

  • @alistairknight2561
    @alistairknight2561 4 года назад +51

    Dave put up the barrier.
    Fluffy paid for the bus.

  • @derrickjohnson7525
    @derrickjohnson7525 3 года назад +22

    the laugh at 6:17 is so genuine

  • @wushock92
    @wushock92 4 года назад +82

    I love Dave! One of the hardest working people in the entertainment industry. And I know that because I used to drive buses too.

  • @Edward-bi8mk
    @Edward-bi8mk 4 года назад +13

    It's nice to see the driver appreciated. A lot goes on behind the scenes that not A lot of people see. Trucks moving stages for people,but this guy-just awesome!!!

    • @Kcali111
      @Kcali111 4 года назад +2

      💝 setup for shows is a major task. So grateful to all the people making tgese stars shine. Especially Dave lol

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 2 года назад +32

    I forgot my own rule when watching Gabriel’s: Do NOT eat or drink.
    When Dave yelled at Gabriel and scared him into being neat I laughed so hard I nearly spit my food out…in the workplace break room.
    03:47

  • @randomname5657
    @randomname5657 4 года назад +152

    I suppose Dave was the guy shouting "YEAH" in the beginning

    • @alpha-omega74
      @alpha-omega74 4 года назад +19

      Judging by the way gabriel voices him and hearing that, we can only assume it is. 😂

  • @deadlyghost7789
    @deadlyghost7789 4 года назад +96

    Last time I was this early, Dave was talking smack to Sanchez and Scooby Doo

  • @allyxjayy
    @allyxjayy 2 года назад +10

    The guy dyingggg laughing at 6:17 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phantomlogic6940
    @phantomlogic6940 4 года назад +34

    lol, Dave the bus driver is quite a character! Sounds like a cool dude to know.

  • @benbrott648
    @benbrott648 4 года назад +17

    "HEY! I ain't your mama, pick that sh** up!" Really funny right there!

  • @myrnaleon8464
    @myrnaleon8464 4 года назад +12

    You’re lucky to have Dave! Treasure that relationship . 🙏❤️🌹🎈😘

  • @mamgrizz
    @mamgrizz 4 года назад +603

    Pulled over by Border Patrol:
    Officer- "Our dog has just informed us there's something on your bus that doesn't belong."
    Dave- "Is that what he said?
    ***** ****Scooby Doo!"

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 года назад +10

      @RuthenicSilver 2 Its a reference to a previous video of Gabriel's. Here's a link to it. Enjoy the Fluffy. (Minus the language) ruclips.net/video/F7b4R445iA8/видео.html

    • @mamgrizz
      @mamgrizz 4 года назад +7

      @RuthenicSilver 2 That's from when he told a story of Dave the bus driver before.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 4 года назад

      @@HalfwayParanoid1612 Thank you!

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 года назад +1

      @@Grubnar 👍😁👍

  • @brycehoffman3263
    @brycehoffman3263 4 года назад +16

    "And if not, you're on the curb with Kenny G" lmao 4:18

  • @chadwassemiller3360
    @chadwassemiller3360 4 года назад +3

    Dave seems to be someone who genuinely respects those who respect him! Dave is someone that takes pride in what he does. I appreciate how Fluffy and him get along. Gabriel seems to me as very genuinely respects Dave and that's awesome. Dave seems to be honest and a stand up guy, and Fluffy have respect for each other!
    I never really took Gabriel to be a bad person off camera! I've noticed that Gabriel has a genuine kindness to those who work with him. That's what developes respect between people! Dave definitely doesn't take disrespect lightly, (Kenny G, anyone), and neither does Gabriel! I'd like to give shout out to Dave for getting Fluffy to all his shows!

  • @elitesamurai-hu4xf
    @elitesamurai-hu4xf 4 года назад +43

    Fluffy: I have a bus driver named Dave
    Random guy in the crowd: yells yeah

  • @susansanchez4794
    @susansanchez4794 4 года назад +19

    Gotta love Dave, at least you know where he stands, no bs, but treat him with respect and he treats you with respect, Gabriel & Dave have a great work relationship, this made me laugh, made my Thursday 😄😄😄

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 2 года назад +12

    I feel like at this point, he and Gabriel must have that kinda friendship where you rib each other to show affection. Like those friends who greet each other like "Hey, Shithead!" and then they hug like brothers.

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit 4 года назад +57

    When Gabriel says *Let me tell you a story.*
    You know you're in for a good time. 😁

  • @rademiernadal1721
    @rademiernadal1721 4 года назад +151

    dVE THE BUS DRIVER HELL YEAH

  • @RT22-pb2pp
    @RT22-pb2pp Год назад +1

    Fluffy and Dave that is a pair for the ages. Bet my pay check dave would kill for fluffy and vice versa. Everyone needs a dave to keep you grounded in reality but with a sense of humor, hopefully twisted like daves, your paying for it DAMN

  • @stargazer5073
    @stargazer5073 4 года назад +148

    Shout out? give the man a raise!

    • @Arthera0
      @Arthera0 4 года назад +32

      Trust me Dave gets payed enough. Otherwise Fluffy would be on the side of the road

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover 4 года назад +6

      @@Arthera0 I had to laugh my old behind off with that comment. That is a 10 of 10 comment, of the day.

    • @elcoyoteacmeadon5983
      @elcoyoteacmeadon5983 4 года назад +2

      Arthera beside Kenny G

    • @darrellgame7575
      @darrellgame7575 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wiu4Sm8fus/видео.html

  • @sagarnandi6276
    @sagarnandi6276 4 года назад +9

    "You pay me on time, you'll live"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣
    I almost got a stomach ache from laughing 😆😆

  • @donkiddick966
    @donkiddick966 3 года назад +8

    The world needs more dave's.

  • @ryancalvert2301
    @ryancalvert2301 4 года назад +282

    And he's still on the bus, quarantine.

    • @tikycz8261
      @tikycz8261 4 года назад

      Ryan Calvert who give a damn bout this it’s just a type of sickness god damnit it’s nothing

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 4 года назад +9

      TikyCZ it’s a highly infectious disease, and while the % of mortality isn’t as high as others, the infection rate can make the total death toll far higher.

    • @ryancalvert2301
      @ryancalvert2301 4 года назад +6

      @@tikycz8261 and you are nothing.

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 года назад +3

      TikyCZ 100% wrong this is a massive threat to society it could do things we don't know yet it could crash governments with its mortality rate killing important people it could deplete resources in the world, and you know how it could do that? It can do that through you, walking around without a care getting infected and infecting the entire network of morons you hang out with. And it will just keep spreading and spreading until we get our asses in gear and lock down and wait until we have the weapons necessary to combat it

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 года назад +2

      @ryan Calvert it's probably from an old show I'm not 100% on it though I'll leave that to you, but fluffy is smart have faith in him

  • @silvermoon1922
    @silvermoon1922 4 года назад +375

    I have only one thing to say:
    ''MURICA''.

    • @jesusmarquez9948
      @jesusmarquez9948 3 года назад +2

      i always wanted to know what that meant Murica SilverMoon192

    • @silvermoon1922
      @silvermoon1922 3 года назад +8

      @@jesusmarquez9948 America

  • @jonathantrauner3742
    @jonathantrauner3742 4 года назад +41

    Funniest comedian ever. Long live Gabriel Iglesias

  • @ecclestonsangel
    @ecclestonsangel 4 года назад +33

    Dave: (guffawing) I'm buildin' a wall!
    Alfred and I were so shocked we could only sit there and cluck like chickens. Few minutes later, my phone rings. It's Dave. He left a text. Yeah, he better tell me he's sorry! He better apologize! I open the text and it says, AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT!
    ROTFLMAO! He got you good on that one, Fluffy! 'Murica!🤣🤣🤣 Love you, Fluffy! You rule!💖

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 года назад

      He's driving the King of the Mexicans. And the King of the Mexicans is "paying for it"!

    • @ecclestonsangel
      @ecclestonsangel 4 года назад

      @@tenhirankei yep! Embrace the irony, Fluffy! Lol! I love this man!

    • @ecclestonsangel
      @ecclestonsangel 4 года назад

      @Michael Vechnak not sure if you're being facetious or not. I choose not. Fluffy is such a funny guy!

  • @DrSaltration4444
    @DrSaltration4444 3 года назад +36

    I love how Dave did not get into a political argument and made a joke out of the conversation.

  • @1ocalsanta
    @1ocalsanta 4 года назад +8

    That last part made me love Dave even MORE!!

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 4 года назад +936

    I'd really like to know exactly what Kenny G said to get him kicked off the bus.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 2 года назад +24

    I wish he would bring Dave onstage for one night, just to tell a few stories.

  • @mywallyworld1
    @mywallyworld1 4 года назад +5

    Thank-You Gabriel for being you. You rock!
    Please keep us laughing
    United We Stand DIVIDED WE FALL!

  • @ChrisKidder
    @ChrisKidder 4 года назад +28

    Fluffy is the best!!! Bro you’re the main reason I got into standup myself. Well that and my anger management issues hahahahaha

  • @Trip1eIsHim
    @Trip1eIsHim 4 года назад +21

    3:34 My mom when I spilled my soda

    • @luciofloresv7207
      @luciofloresv7207 3 года назад +1

      Mine too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samueldellacamera9846
      @samueldellacamera9846 6 месяцев назад

      @@luciofloresv7207 Hey! I ain't your mama! Pick that s**t up! LMFAO

  • @bigh7136
    @bigh7136 4 года назад +118

    Me: hey Dave I heard a lot of great things about you.
    Dave: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
    Me: 😰

  • @Cristianftwx
    @Cristianftwx 4 года назад +24

    I lost it when he said " and you're paying for it " 😭😭😭

  • @m_l_ek3857
    @m_l_ek3857 3 года назад +2

    Love Dave. Way to be truthful to yourself without suffering. Gabriel gets it. He understands.

  • @allenmckinney9533
    @allenmckinney9533 4 года назад +43

    I wish Dave was on stage to give his input. Lol

  • @Siknik64
    @Siknik64 4 года назад +149

    "On the curb with Kenny G"
    Kinda sounds like a podcast, doesn't it?

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +14

    To be fair... the hardest i've ever laughed on a comedy special, was with the "and you're paying for it"