The husband of one of our employees made me some hot ass salsa one time. So of course I had to say "Tell him to make me some salsa, not apple butter". He came back with death in a jar! I'm surprised it didn't melt the glass.
Yeah he is genius at that and after he gets smashed he always adds something like in jackass one he fights butterbean and gets knocked out and needs stitches but still manages to mumble how's butterbean? Lol
I don't think Sean William Scott gets enough credit in this scene. He doesn't have a single line in this scene, but his laugh and hand movement's are all he needs to add so much to this clip.
This perfectly explains why steve-o calls him captain. He never half assed or cheated us the fans. He made sure to run full speed into danger, in this case a hall of fame Defensive End and he's always an amazing showman with his one-liners after he gets obliterated lol Thank you captain for destroying your body for our entertainment. Love always
It’s one of the other reasons why the frontman of The Minutemen lets them use Corona: he’s never been a fan of Jackass, but he respects them for that the stunts are real and nothing is half-assed.
most hardcore dudes on the planet, taking hits so hard that other people feel their pain. Then they just get up and laugh it off. All in a days work I guess! Crazy, loveable motherfuckers
salamango81 yes they have padding cause most tackles happen at shoulder torso area, as video demonstrates, and rugby is more at the waist area, cannot really compare to each other only that both still fucking hurt, when you get hit
salamango81 Um, Rugby is a lot less about hitting, its more about wrapping someone, Football padding does not protect you from a 325 pound man hitting you at full speed.
+salamango81 lol it's against the rules in rugby to have your feet leave the ground while tackling, and you can't spear tackle. that's child's play compared to football hits
+BaconMan agreed. Though Jared Allen weighs like 250, a football player at 325 at full speed....not much speed at all in the way you're putting it. I get it though
@@SharksSJ408 well the blind side tackle ( Ethier right or left depending on the QB but usually the Left tackle) is the 3rd highest paid position. Followed by defensive linemen. Teams usually like to blitz from the blind side of the qb so the tackle usually has the most blitz to pick up.
@@SharksSJ408 I see what you're saying, but it's all about finding the balance. Pay your talent but draft prospective players to fill your needs. Not everyone can be the highest paid. If you're only paying your O Lineman top dollar your team will suffer in other crucial areas. Say for example you had only All-Pro O-Lineman and D-lineman and they were 80% of your cap. The rest of that 20% is going to the other ~30 players on your team, and that's thin money to spread around. I do agree though, the game is won in the trenches.
Knoxville very easily could have just used his fame after the tv show or first movie and just watched the other guys get mangled. But he always took his beatings with his signature laugh. A true legend.
I remember they did an experiment a while back on who could hit harder. A SWAT officer with a battering ram, or Ray Lewis with his gear on. They attached sensors to a reinforced door and according to the sensors, Ray Lewis’s tackle generated more force than a trained SWAT officer swinging a metal battering ram at it (side note: he got a short running start and body-slammed the door to simulate a tackle, he didn’t just stand there and punch it). They concluded that the only reason why guys don’t die from hits like this in the NFL is because 1.) regulation pads in the NFL reduce the impact by a notable percentage, and 2.) the human rib cage is able to flex to a certain degree so that it doesn’t shatter like peanut brittle every time you get hit in the chest. And for those of you who say hits like this don’t happen in real football, look up compilations for the hardest hits in the NFL and and you’ll probably change your mind.
There's a video out there of the world's strongest man punching a middleweight boxer so hard that he tore his esophagus. They had to cancel his match days later.
@@nubreed13 wear players down??? It makes them mentally Ill and damn near everyone that had severe damage killed themselves… And they were so aware that it was from that damage that they shoot them selves in the chest so they can study their brains
OMG... I played ten years of football and Johnny Knoxville just took more damage in two hits than I did in all ten of my years. He was lucky he wasn't seriously injured or killed... those hits were vicious!
These guys are the only ones allowed to do this stuff. Nobody will pick up another show like it. That’s why this show just gets better as it gets older.
@@borris3768 Yeah anyone can do it, they just won't get a TV show to do it on. Jackass broke the mold, and nowadays it's just too big a liability to promote this stuff. They pretty much own this type of thing.
I still remember playing football for the first time with my cousin and feeling the *CRUNCH* in my ribs as I got tackled. I can't imagine getting hit by these steamrollers!!!
I love the fact that Johnny, ever since the beginning, always taunts the people that are supposed to attack him just so that they hit him harder.
The husband of one of our employees made me some hot ass salsa one time. So of course I had to say "Tell him to make me some salsa, not apple butter". He came back with death in a jar! I'm surprised it didn't melt the glass.
Yeah he is genius at that and after he gets smashed he always adds something like in jackass one he fights butterbean and gets knocked out and needs stitches but still manages to mumble how's butterbean? Lol
Like butter bean
A true performer
"Is butterbean okay?" Lmfao
"Dont hit me with your purse this time"
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him
Those are fighting words
That was fucking awesome 🤘
Underrated comment
F'n A Cotton, F'n A!
@@pants6951 I know.
"Is Butterbean okay?" > "Did I catch it?"
/both are fantastic oneliners.
Fr 😭😭
He said the Butterbean bit gave him vertigo for a long time after that, making that line all the funnier.
😂 is butterbean ok is one of the best lines ever
"But its got a full tank of gas"
Is up there with those.
"Are you crying?" Is my favorite
I like how this wasn’t a stunt they just played football
Just to show how badly NFLers would break regular adult men
🐐
That's crazy enough
Playing football with your friends is one thing. Taking free shots from a pro bowl defensive lineman is another.
@Logan Titus that one was uncatchable. Brees under threw it on purpose.
"People don't realize that football is a game of physics, speed and velocity, equal that"
-Dr. Allen PhD in Concussions
You got that off the other comment, nice try trying to get likes but you wont get any dumbass
Tech Nology No, I got it from the video, dumbass.
+Tech Nology yeah what the fuck are you talking about, he says that in the video u punk
i guess he had too much concussion to remember that velocity is just speed with direction. he should have just said mass.
Yaya Bam hello, that comment was writen by me when I was a stupid little crap I am sorry for my language.
"Think Knoxville will catch the ball?"
Bam: "No"
Dunn: "Who gives a shit?"
You left way too early Dunn.
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Agreed!
Bro, I thought Dunn was Ryan Fitzpatrick, lmfao.
Dunn was one funny mofo
@@jblvxk He was legit my favorite of the gang, feel like he always got the best laughs from me
"looks like you didn't block him preston"- Joe Burrow
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think Sean William Scott gets enough credit in this scene. He doesn't have a single line in this scene, but his laugh and hand movement's are all he needs to add so much to this clip.
Stifler
Knoxville getting murdered makes you cringe in pain, Sean William Scott’s reaction is what cracks me up every time 😂.
Right from the start he's basically playing Chester from "Dude, Where's My Car" again with the laughing and face
Country Mac
He does fuck all
I swear to god. They should make bridges out of Johnny Knoxville's face as they'll never break.
Plebchok no it's all the drugs he takes that's why
Zampy he only drank during jackass
Jared Allen culinary Academy best player intro of all time
it’s those inbred bones
his right eye poped out lol
Looks like u didn't block him Preston
i was dieing at that part
Yeah but he scored
Joshua Bragg I wanted to see Preston vs Allen
The technique Preston used is called a Lookout Block, as in "look out, I didn't block him!"
Preston couldn't of blocked Jarred Allen even if he got jacked for this segment.
“Murder Knoxville’s face” gets me every time 😂😂
For me it’s the “catch the ball” while trembling with fear 😂
1:18
@@TheFallofTheEleventh "I mean, 'Catch the Ball! 💪'"
@@LorrddAnd who could forget “Hey Jared, don’t hit me with your purse this time”
"...catch the ball...... I mean.... I mean *catch the ball!*"
Thank you to our RUclips algorithm overlord for gathering us all here once again, years later
Excuse me but I searched this.
This isn’t in recommended you idiot
Don’t spam your nonsense in every video I searched for this
YE YE
@@thechovanone Actually, this was in mine.
Knoxville is a maniac
djvk11 he is a fucking hero
He's even better when he plays The Old Man, no one can recognize him either
he's a tough bastard too
He's defenitely the toughest one of them all.
He doesn’t give a fuck 😂
"Pass interference. Defense, number 70. Ball will be placed at the spot of the foul. Knoxville's soul will not. First down."
@NOAH CAMPBELL you’re getting mad at a movie that isn’t real football
You don’t place the ball at the spot of the foul. You add on 15 yards. Pssssshhhh. Come on man!
@NOAH CAMPBELL it’s a dumb ass rule
@@seanmurphy4465 in college it's a 15-yard foul, in the NFL it's a spot foul
Not according to the refs between the rams and saints game a while back
This went pretty well for team Jackass. Preston recovers the fumble and takes it to the house, and then defensive pass interference
I'm sorry, but too easy... Preston can run?!
Sean feels guilty, like he's an accomplice to a crime.
Best part was Preston picking up the fumble and running with it.
And he gave him a stiff arm
@@marcingram5998 looks like you didn’t bloke him Preston!
@@shanes.1724 what bro 😂😂 he definitely didn’t run the wrong way. Stick to keeping up with the kardashians and not football
I’ve watched this 100 times over the years and never noticed that. Hilarious
Jared fits in so perfectly here, he acts as if he’s one of the crew
"Speed and Velocity equals that"
What a scholar!
Lol aren't they both the same? 🤣 like him saying "0+0=0"
@@allkindz6792 yeah they’re basically the same. Velocity is speed in a specific direction
@@tylersorenson8655 too many hits like Knoxville will do that to you
I'd rather get his drift than his tackle, tho
I think he meant force plus velocity equals johnny getting cte
"Looks like you didn't block him Preston!" , I dont even think he ever moved from his spot lol.
1:34 "Hey Jared! Don't hit me with your purse this time!"
Ty Robertson thems fightin words
Charlie Kelly pretty hard it seems
Charlie Kelly what ever helps you sleep at night
Nice wristband, douche!
I love wee-man's laugh right after, like he knew what was going to happen right after when Johnny said that.
"Did I catch it" 😂😂💀💀
Almost
Reminded me of "Is Butterbean okay?"
@@CT49ersfan LMAO
This perfectly explains why steve-o calls him captain. He never half assed or cheated us the fans. He made sure to run full speed into danger, in this case a hall of fame Defensive End and he's always an amazing showman with his one-liners after he gets obliterated lol Thank you captain for destroying your body for our entertainment. Love always
It’s one of the other reasons why the frontman of The Minutemen lets them use Corona: he’s never been a fan of Jackass, but he respects them for that the stunts are real and nothing is half-assed.
"Did I catch it?" He puts comedy over his own health 😆
"Do you think Knoxville will catch the ball?"
"Who gives a shit?!"
Ryan Dunn was the low key funniest guy on the cast.
I asked the same thing when he died
@@shanes.1724 You asked "Who gives a shit?" when he died? Go fuck yourself dude.
Best ever
Can’t choose between him and Dico’s funny ass.
Hey, we found the edgelord!
"Did I catch it?" He asks as he lies on the ground, moaning in pain and empty-handed
He still gets the yards for the illegal hit tho, so technically, better than a catch.
So I take it as a yes?
as he's seizing tf up 😭😭😭
@@connor9785 wouldn't have been an illegal hit back then. The rule wasn't made yet.
Knoxville is the greatest
“Don’t hit me with your purse this time”
Absolute savage
Mad bastard knows he'll get better footage if the guy REALLY hits him.
1:46 the most painful tackle I’ve ever seen
I dont care what u say....i will call him Stifler
well he looks pretty fit in the newest american pie
Kimmy _G you dtf
Kimmy _G I was thinking the same fucking thing
Bo Duke and Doug Glatt
Kimmy _G country mac
1:55 that line right there is why Knoxville's a legend
while in excruciating pain
And why he will be a disabled senior citizen suffering from dementia.
As he's seizing tf up 😭🤣🤣
@@arnoldhernandez1910 yeah, you keep saying that
@@elijahjakobsen7898 where?
"You do realize football's a game of physics."
"Speed and velocity, equals that."
So that's what they call teaching with examples
Weeman as the center and snapping the ball is hilariously underated.
lol pass interference.
+heyeveryoneimcool incidental contact.
heyeveryoneimcool gtfo Rodger goodell
I believe it was bang bang let them play
Glen Cardoza yeah, the first bang was Jared Allen hitting him. The second bang was Knoxville hitting the ground.
do you mean hit to a defenseless receiver? lol
most hardcore dudes on the planet, taking hits so hard that other people feel their pain. Then they just get up and laugh it off. All in a days work I guess! Crazy, loveable motherfuckers
salamango81 yes they have padding cause most tackles happen at shoulder torso area, as video demonstrates, and rugby is more at the waist area, cannot really compare to each other only that both still fucking hurt, when you get hit
salamango81 Um, Rugby is a lot less about hitting, its more about wrapping someone, Football padding does not protect you from a 325 pound man hitting you at full speed.
+salamango81 lol it's against the rules in rugby to have your feet leave the ground while tackling, and you can't spear tackle. that's child's play compared to football hits
+salamango81 fuck off
+BaconMan agreed. Though Jared Allen weighs like 250, a football player at 325 at full speed....not much speed at all in the way you're putting it. I get it though
I love that Jared did his signature sack celebration lol! I’m pretty sure he got fined every time he did it and he did it a lot lmao
The first couple years he played for the vikings he was a freak of nature. In his prime Jared Allen was a monster.
0:57 who knew Shaggy was part of the crew!? 🤣
-What's your job?
-MURDER! KNOXVILLE'S! FACE!!!!!
-What's your job?
-....catch the ball?
Thus showing why Left Tackle is imperative and pays big bucks. Ironically you can thank a certain "LT" for that.
The 5 starting O linemen should be the highest paid players on the team. The game is all about who wins the trenches.
@@SharksSJ408 well the blind side tackle ( Ethier right or left depending on the QB but usually the Left tackle) is the 3rd highest paid position. Followed by defensive linemen. Teams usually like to blitz from the blind side of the qb so the tackle usually has the most blitz to pick up.
Whoa...I think you just gave me a mind bomb.
@@SharksSJ408 I see what you're saying, but it's all about finding the balance. Pay your talent but draft prospective players to fill your needs. Not everyone can be the highest paid.
If you're only paying your O Lineman top dollar your team will suffer in other crucial areas. Say for example you had only All-Pro O-Lineman and D-lineman and they were 80% of your cap. The rest of that 20% is going to the other ~30 players on your team, and that's thin money to spread around.
I do agree though, the game is won in the trenches.
the one who fought Bam Bam at wrestlemania?
Knoxville very easily could have just used his fame after the tv show or first movie and just watched the other guys get mangled. But he always took his beatings with his signature laugh. A true legend.
Cmon ppl I know I wasn't the only one getting baked with my bros watching Jackass into the late hours of the night. Ahhhhh the golden years!! 😉👍
1:19 LOL!!! The tone of Knoxville's voice when he answered the question was priceless because he knew he was going to get murdered by Jared Allen.
I love it when Johnny first says 'Hello" and Wee-Man hits his helmet and Seann William Scott bursts out laughing
It seems like Johnny got booked a few time before they got the take, or Johnny is just that on point around these people.
“I guess you didn’t block him Preston” 😂😂
I remember they did an experiment a while back on who could hit harder. A SWAT officer with a battering ram, or Ray Lewis with his gear on. They attached sensors to a reinforced door and according to the sensors, Ray Lewis’s tackle generated more force than a trained SWAT officer swinging a metal battering ram at it (side note: he got a short running start and body-slammed the door to simulate a tackle, he didn’t just stand there and punch it). They concluded that the only reason why guys don’t die from hits like this in the NFL is because 1.) regulation pads in the NFL reduce the impact by a notable percentage, and 2.) the human rib cage is able to flex to a certain degree so that it doesn’t shatter like peanut brittle every time you get hit in the chest.
And for those of you who say hits like this don’t happen in real football, look up compilations for the hardest hits in the NFL and and you’ll probably change your mind.
To be fair quite a few of them get severe head injuries over time. It doesn't kill them immediately but it does wear players down a lot over time
There's a video out there of the world's strongest man punching a middleweight boxer so hard that he tore his esophagus.
They had to cancel his match days later.
@@nubreed13 wear players down??? It makes them mentally Ill and damn near everyone that had severe damage killed themselves…
And they were so aware that it was from that damage that they shoot them selves in the chest so they can study their brains
flips a midget
"I don't know, just got lost in the moment"
Pretty much volunteering to get hit by a car. Awesome.
He’s actually done THAT too
@@salvadordeleon273 he complained less about getting hit by the car lol
Allen saying "murder knoxville's face" gets me everytime.
"Who gives a shit?"
Gotta love Dunn's pragmatism.
both of those hits were ruthless.. Knoxville is a legend
Lol you were supposed to block him preston
Blown assignment by Lacy. Better get him some solo time with Stoutland next week.
I just love the randomness of Stiffler being there.
He was in that lame dukes of hazards movie with Johnny lmao just like the retarded guys from the ringer being in the second movie
Him shit-talking Jared Allen before getting hit might be the most dangerous stunt he's done yet.
1 of these guys is eleigable for the Hall of Fame this year.
Preston Lacy first ballot hall of famer for sure!
Weeman!
OMG... I played ten years of football and Johnny Knoxville just took more damage in two hits than I did in all ten of my years. He was lucky he wasn't seriously injured or killed... those hits were vicious!
Second hit was def illegal. He did t even have the ball
@@jackflack504 You mean illegal in terms of the game?, or the actual law.
Even tho he got smashed..it does help that he actually knows he’s coming. But if he doesn’t know that safety is there…💀
@@jackflack504 to quote the great Ryan Dunn, “who gives a shit?”
That first sack Knoxville took looked so close to being a neck breaker
Jared allen the legend still a gem at the end of 2023
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn. Gone but never forgotten❤
Hi I'm Ryan Dunn welcome to Jackass this is DRUNK DRIVER.
It should of been you
@@jamiedavidson3811what? ☠️
Man as a Vikings fan I sure do miss Jared Allen
Same he was great
As a Chiefs fan, right there with ya
Speed and velocity equals that. Lol 🤣
He will be inducted into the Vikings Ring of Honor
"Football is a game of physics. Speed and velocity equals that"
I mean, he tried.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess that's why he's a football player and not a physicist
Mass plus weight equals heavy
I mean, he's not totally wrong. Velocity is speed with a direction.
Crazy right, almost as if it was a joke
“Don’t hit me with your purse this time”
Causes extreme pain in the moment but will go down in history as Knoxville having giant balls
“Speed and velocity equals that”
AKHHKHKHKHHTUALLY
One of my favorite skits they ever did to date!
2:03 his soul just left his body and said "FUCK IT" 🤣🤣🤣
Football is brutal and that was just Jared Allen messing around
Wee-man got the slowest snap ever 😂😂😂
“Don’t hit me with your purse this time!”
*laughter*
“Nice wrist bands douche!”
*silence*
💥slam💥
For this to pop back up now is wild
37 year old Johnny Knoxville vs Jared Allen in his prime. Its like Aaron Rodgers getting blind sided by TJ Watt.
Knocksville is always down ..."dont hit me with your purse this time." Hahaha
"whats your job?"
"murder knoxville's face!!!...."
LOOOOOOOL XD hahaha
"What's your job?"
"O_o" catch the ball..."
2:02, can we give credit to the quarterback, he made a perfect throw 😂
I love how Preston picks the fumble up as if it’s a real game lmao
1:15 Makes me laugh every time.
Why is Sean William Scott here? Hahahaha
Ryan Dixon they were in The Dukes of Hazzard together, that’s the only link I can come up with.
For fuck's sake, guys - MTV, Jackass, 'American Pie', etc., that might as well have been its own sub-culture in the 2000s
Why not?
He and Jared are from Minnesota... ( well Jared played in Minnesota for years.)
To hold knoxvilles soap in the shower after if he got hurt to bad to hold it himself
No matter how many times I watch I still LMAO 😂😂😂😂
These guys are the only ones allowed to do this stuff. Nobody will pick up another show like it. That’s why this show just gets better as it gets older.
Facts
Lmfao anyone can do this shit. They're not exclusive lmfao
@@borris3768 Yeah anyone can do it, they just won't get a TV show to do it on. Jackass broke the mold, and nowadays it's just too big a liability to promote this stuff. They pretty much own this type of thing.
The Dudesons was pretty good. I just think the Euro style of humor didn't mesh well with the upcoming American Ridiculousness
You KNOW that the dude was NOT using full force in the first hit on Knox.
tommyt1971 probably didn't want to hurt his spinal cord
Darian Canada Indeed! Amongst other body parts as well, I'm sure.
The second one was definitely full force though.
tommyt1971 Hell no Jared Allen was a monster in the NFL who got a 136 sacks if he wanted to he could’ve put Knoxville in The ICU.
Seann William Scott was hilarious in this skit
Obviously they filmed for more than 2 and a half minutes. I'm sure a lot was contributed but didn't make the cut
Especially at 1:01
LMAO 0:27 is a whole mood
Camera man: You think Knoxville is going to catch the ball?
Ryan Dunn: Who gives a shit?
😂😂😂
Man I miss Ryan. RIP brotha mayne
" looks like you didn't block Preston" lmao
Football is basically all about physics, Speed + Velocity = Knoxville getting Rammed!
Physics - It hurts that much!
I still remember playing football for the first time with my cousin and feeling the *CRUNCH* in my ribs as I got tackled. I can't imagine getting hit by these steamrollers!!!
Time stamped this for myself, feel free to click 0:15
Thank you for that.
Preston picking up the ball and running is hilarious 😂
Jared Allen is one of my all time favorite football players.
You can tell Sean William Scott just wanted to come along for the laughs haha epic
“Don’t hit me with your purse next time” hahaha fackin Knoxville
About once a year I get totally hooked on Jackass clips....It's 2019 ya'll
Favorite part “you think hes going to catch the ball?” Dunn says who gives a shit lmao
"Looks like you didn't block him Preston "😂😂😂
0:44 took me all these years to notice Preston recovering the fumble 🤣
Johnny took some good shot and had me rolling. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video
You gotta admit johnny has some balls dude!! 😂😂
Greatest DE All-Time !!!! 69 Vikings Hall of Fame !!! 2009-10 was my favorite season along with 1998 as a Vikings fan…
"Don't hit me with your purse this time."
Let's be sure to write that in his Eulogy.
Jared dont hit me with your purse next time XD
Heard Pat McAfee talking about this with Jared Allen, didn't remember how brutal this was!
1:45 i love how knoxville's left hand subconsciously tries a visible panicked defensive stand
Allen is huge and when he b lined he was so fast and explosive
1:14 “murder Knoxville’s face”
XD