Google Translate Sings: "Be Prepared" from The Lion King (ft. Jonathan Young)

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  • @Katxo1831
    @Katxo1831 7 лет назад +2888

    "No you moron, cereal!"
    His voice is literally perfect for this

  • @pablotheepic
    @pablotheepic 7 лет назад +4167

    You will not be hungry, but I will.
    what a selfless leader

  • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
    @HaganeNoGijutsushi 7 лет назад +652

    "YOU WILL NOT BE HUNGRY... but I will."
    Sounds like there's a flaw in this evil plan.

    • @vampyricon7026
      @vampyricon7026 7 лет назад +65

      I think it's the "evil" part.

    • @chickdove9572
      @chickdove9572 7 лет назад +57

      Scar is nice when google translate is drunk XD

    • @GabiJonas93xoxo
      @GabiJonas93xoxo 5 лет назад +13

      Hagane no Gijutsushi He is prepared to give up food so that his kingdom will have enough to eat. He’s so selfless.

    • @rubenwolting2234
      @rubenwolting2234 5 лет назад +1

      WHEREZE

    • @rubenwolting2234
      @rubenwolting2234 5 лет назад

      Hagane no Gijutsushi I dieded

  • @RuuBjAh1
    @RuuBjAh1 4 года назад +1154

    "But thick as you are, pay attention" becomes "FAT! FOCUS!" and it's honestly a way more cost-effective way of putting it...

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +124

      lol I like how "Thick as you are" became straight up "FAT" and "Pay attention" Was straight up "FOCUS" XD

    • @PatrickHirsch
      @PatrickHirsch 3 года назад +21

      @@BlackavarWD Need more less talk?

    • @asedyfserpetnia6587
      @asedyfserpetnia6587 2 года назад +22

      @@PatrickHirsch
      talk less
      smile more

    • @mathewevanora9831
      @mathewevanora9831 2 года назад +15

      @@asedyfserpetnia6587 Dont let them know what you're against or what you're for

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 2 года назад +12

      In the context "thick" meant that the hyenas were stupid, thick-headed animals, but became just "FAT!" through Google Translate.

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 7 лет назад +288

    "Fat! ... Focus!" cracked me up, it sounds like a good 2-step-plan to success actually.

  • @ashflame9674
    @ashflame9674 6 лет назад +2869

    "FINALLY, I WAS A TAXI! :D "
    I M I N T E A R S

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 6 лет назад +2762

    Actually the google translate Scar sounds like a decent ruler

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 лет назад +256

      He is a Hungry Taxi

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 6 лет назад +337

      Kharn The Betrayer but he lightened security, boosted the econemy with interesting new products, and raised the height of living conditions

    • @islasullivan3463
      @islasullivan3463 6 лет назад +59

      Well, their only threat was the lions.

    • @snooci1791
      @snooci1791 6 лет назад +18

      Agreed

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 6 лет назад +17

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @jessebartlett6118
    @jessebartlett6118 5 лет назад +1814

    “Disease Control Code”
    “Why? She was Infected?”
    “No You Moron, Cereal”
    Ah of course, makes more sense now.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +83

      So the cereal is infected? Best not eat it XD

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 4 года назад +66

      It is funny how it will make even more sense a few months later

    • @grooglyboogly
      @grooglyboogly 3 года назад +31

      Execute the cereal

    • @miguelperez9658
      @miguelperez9658 3 года назад +16

      That made sense up until the cereal

    • @Pokemc0831
      @Pokemc0831 3 года назад +24

      This line aged so well in 2021

  • @DisturbedNeo
    @DisturbedNeo 7 лет назад +657

    "Cows can't base cut accidents"
    So much passion behind that statement.

  • @Gry0726
    @Gry0726 8 лет назад +1795

    "You will not be hungry....but I will,"
    Me at a restaurant and I see someone get their food but I don't have mine yet

    • @ethanp1348
      @ethanp1348 8 лет назад +117

      In this version of events, Scar's an amazing king. He's willing to starve to make sure his subjects are happy.

    • @sequinssparkles713
      @sequinssparkles713 7 лет назад +8

      Omg same

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 7 лет назад +8

      Animal Lover
      No, you can only make that comparison when you have waited at a table for 3 hours waiting to have your order taken while at least 3 other party rotations happen around you (meaning how many times a table was served and vacated in the time you've been there.)
      "Shouldn't we go talk to management or find our waitress? We're being neglected as paying customers."
      "No, I'm sure they'll come out and take our orders soon."
      Seriously, no one freaking listens to the kids! That was 8 years ago at least at I still get mad at that memory.

    • @greentea4498
      @greentea4498 7 лет назад +4

      Lucas dunk Dunk Did you say you were 13 and you censored the word idiot?

    • @greentea4498
      @greentea4498 7 лет назад +2

      Lucas dunk Dunk Lol calm down is joke

  • @dustydess3067
    @dustydess3067 8 лет назад +837

    He looks so happy that he's a taxi! XDXDXD

    • @yandereemily9419
      @yandereemily9419 8 лет назад +10

      He wants to be a taxi. . .

    • @afbastet
      @afbastet 8 лет назад +34

      With baby teeth.

    • @aidank.4291
      @aidank.4291 8 лет назад +14

      +Ann Feeney but he is NOT a sheep. And he knows cows can't base cut accidents, so....idk

    • @blue-tb2fd
      @blue-tb2fd 8 лет назад +7

      He wants to be a taxi with baby teeth without cows that can base cut accidents! XD

    • @dustydess3067
      @dustydess3067 8 лет назад +1

      XDXD

  • @diegonatan6301
    @diegonatan6301 6 лет назад +2023

    To be honest, someone could be elected with such a speech...

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +226

      Yep, he's got my vote. He promises higher living conditions, interesting new products, an end to hunger, lighter security, and... he knows that there are problems in Latin America?

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 4 года назад +75

      I'd vote for him. JONATHAN FOR -PRESIDENT- KING!

    • @bellevrkm
      @bellevrkm 4 года назад +10

      True😂

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 4 года назад +5

      @@japanpanda2179 2:24

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +51

      @@yurivillanueva9337 King became an all-time cult ... I mean that happens to many leaders when they die

  • @kittenchaos5141
    @kittenchaos5141 7 лет назад +3212

    What we've learned about Scar:
    1) he's not a sheep
    2) he IS a taxi
    3) he likes cereal
    4) he is currenly high
    5) he respects pork
    Why couldn't this have been the version of Scar in the movies???

    • @greenisnotacreativecolour6366
      @greenisnotacreativecolour6366 6 лет назад +137

      Though this Scar flies and flirts with Pearl

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 5 лет назад +89

      He'd *better* respect pork! It is *Mister* Pig, after all.

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 5 лет назад +67

      And he will be going hungry.

    • @JaitsuStudios
      @JaitsuStudios 5 лет назад +41

      I'd follow that version of Scar into hell itself I would.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +15

      He had a few drugs whilst singing this, since he is high...

  • @LucaGlitchy
    @LucaGlitchy 7 лет назад +1426

    "Finally I was a taxi"
    That got me

    • @cypressy4250
      @cypressy4250 7 лет назад

      Sameee

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 7 лет назад +2

      Dang, I'm seeing you everywhere on RUclips this week.

    • @LucaGlitchy
      @LucaGlitchy 7 лет назад +5

      Hydreigon002 oh, well hi then

    • @billpixel9617
      @billpixel9617 7 лет назад

      Jen the gamer Wha-how...?...What???

    • @gamerarts3386
      @gamerarts3386 7 лет назад +22

      mine was "F**** ode russian king?" i lost it

  • @gamingninjas2678
    @gamingninjas2678 6 лет назад +341

    Of course he's not a sheep. He's clearly a taxi. 😂

  • @Nezumi99
    @Nezumi99 5 лет назад +805

    "Finally I am a taxi"
    Me: what
    Scar: I was high
    Me: oh riiggt, that explains it

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +21

      LMAO This needs a heart XD

  • @ericm4214
    @ericm4214 7 лет назад +121

    "If you do not fly, you will not get me!"
    ... *immediately signs up for flying lessons*

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM 8 лет назад +584

    Go home, Google Translate. You're drunk.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 7 лет назад +8

      To be fair, it was translated through multiple languages and google translate isn't meant to be used to translate whole songs.. but as a tool to help translate (or to translate simple things).
      All giant translations lose a little bit of something... and if you lose pieces at a time, eventually, it all adds up..
      And if you notice, while some of the wordings were the same, the translation was correct in some areas...
      "Warthog" returned as "pork", "thick" became "fat", "pay attention" became "focus", "word" became "text"...
      Some of the stuff even with all that translation of translations came back how they were supposed to....

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 лет назад +8

      +Eli Reid Google went with 'HADES, BLACK FUNGUS'.

    • @Sovairu
      @Sovairu 7 лет назад +35

      Well, Google Translate had better hail Scar. 'Cause, ya know, he's a taxi.

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 лет назад +1

      Funniest joke I've seen today 😂😂😂

    • @thewingsofaraven
      @thewingsofaraven 7 лет назад +15

      CoffeeWithTheCynic I wonder if it was high while highlighting the dots.

  • @charabrazuca9157
    @charabrazuca9157 6 лет назад +2367

    "You...! YOU WILL NOT BE HUNGRY!
    *gasp*
    ...But I will. : ("
    I died. XD

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 6 лет назад +577

    "Finally, I was a taxi!" and the entirety of the exchange that culminated in "No, you moron! Cereal!" are still gold two years later.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +5

      3 years now.

    • @billylopatto6269
      @billylopatto6269 4 года назад +9

      F***. Ode Russian King?

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 года назад +3

      4 years

    • @josiahtaylor7967
      @josiahtaylor7967 2 года назад +2

      Still gold 5 (nearly 6) years later.

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 2 года назад +6

      And five years later lmao
      That and also Scar simply calling himself _arguably_ king lmao

  • @ainrsttt
    @ainrsttt 6 лет назад +3499

    FAT. FOCUS.
    It sounds like something my boss would say to me.

  • @simplycodey6469
    @simplycodey6469 7 лет назад +443

    'I am not a sheep!'
    No you're a taxi apparently.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 7 лет назад +581

    "Finally, I was a taxi!" It's always wonderful to see someone reach his dreams... XD

    • @bountyhunter5040
      @bountyhunter5040 6 лет назад +1

      Gregory House finaly , i was in bus more glory (no) .

  • @amFoxglove
    @amFoxglove 4 года назад +497

    New things I learned about Scar:
    1. He wishes to have baby teeth
    2. He has a phone (Somehow)
    3. He has very Bad Grammar
    4. He always wants to be a Taxi
    5. Now he *is* a Taxi
    6. He treats the Hyenas better than himself because he let them eat and let himself starve (wow he is nicer than I thought)
    7. He can... fly?
    8. He needs to highlight the dots
    9. He's not a sheep
    10. He's a human...

    • @minachoi2012
      @minachoi2012 4 года назад +14

      imAmethyst sounds like a quiz game

    • @commandixnostalgia2321
      @commandixnostalgia2321 4 года назад +11

      imAmethyst And cereals 😂

    • @sandman7170
      @sandman7170 3 года назад +7

      He wishes he had baby teeth.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 года назад +4

      11. A cetacean that's somehow the daughter of a crustacean is present in his text messages.

    • @florawolfskill1027
      @florawolfskill1027 3 года назад +5

      Now to make a Kahoot game about him……

  • @fre-dream6363
    @fre-dream6363 7 лет назад +393

    "I am not a sheep!"
    This is the reason I am telling people for all things I don't have a reason for.

    • @audreyrasmussen540
      @audreyrasmussen540 7 лет назад +17

      NextdoorFreya -Studios- I AM A TAXI

    • @panwithaplan3918
      @panwithaplan3918 7 лет назад +8

      So participate in destructive spirit with me!

    • @marieladenson4326
      @marieladenson4326 7 лет назад +1

      -ikr loll-

    • @Evil_Nazgul0616
      @Evil_Nazgul0616 7 лет назад +9

      Beep Beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.

    • @f4t4l_fl4w
      @f4t4l_fl4w 7 лет назад +10

      Why did you start a fanclub? BECAUSE I AM NOT A SHEEP!!!
      Why did you write this diary? BECAUSE I AM NOT A SHEEP!!!
      Why are you the way you are? BECAUSE I AM NOT A SHEEP!!!

  • @rqptor
    @rqptor 8 лет назад +418

    This is a song about someone thinking of starting a buisness but not knowing what for

    • @rqptor
      @rqptor 8 лет назад +31

      even thinking of being a king

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 7 лет назад +23

      Caitlin Hannam *an arguably king

    • @deanreaver3268
      @deanreaver3268 7 лет назад +19

      And that was how Berger king was born.

    • @tidebleach9667
      @tidebleach9667 7 лет назад +2

      Caitlin Hannam so true

    • @barryallen2024
      @barryallen2024 7 лет назад +11

      *L E T S G E T D O W N T O B U S I N E S S*

  • @ghostformanek5664
    @ghostformanek5664 7 лет назад +1494

    So Scar wants to be a starving taxi with baby teeth, but not a sheep.
    Sounds good to me.

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 5 лет назад +1848

    So he promised:
    Height(high) living conditions
    Interesting new products
    Lighter(more light) security
    Religious educator(s)
    He pay for not slippery road surface(better roads)
    Preparation
    Disease control
    Cereals
    The goverment will be!!(While everywhere are missing)
    They will not be hungry. He would be!!(So selflessnn)
    Proffesional status
    Plant workers
    Highlighting the dots
    Take notes to determine the amount of flexibility
    Honor
    Respect
    What an excellent leader!!!

    • @zhvnnvfr
      @zhvnnvfr 5 лет назад +224

      And he's a taxi

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 5 лет назад +129

      So we are never late to work.

    • @shellycrouch8385
      @shellycrouch8385 5 лет назад +128

      This Scar would actually be a decent leader.

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 лет назад +34

      @@shellycrouch8385 You misspelled Awesome

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 лет назад +77

      That little "The problem is on Latin America" part didn't stick with me
      Nevertheless, he's got my vote

  • @TheLandOfDreams
    @TheLandOfDreams 6 лет назад +3815

    How did "we're going to kill simba and the king" become just "cereal"???

    • @greenisnotacreativecolour6366
      @greenisnotacreativecolour6366 6 лет назад +375

      Google translate is high as a kite

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon 5 лет назад +351

      Maybe the "cereal killer" pun goes into this process somewhere? :D

    • @zankenfrasher
      @zankenfrasher 5 лет назад +242

      Maybe after a while Google translate just gives up and says "screw it" and comes up with something random.

    • @Sam-xf4uw
      @Sam-xf4uw 5 лет назад +68

      Bacon, spices (Hamilton)

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 лет назад +32

      Maybe Google Translate was personally designed by Al Gore, after he invented the internet.

  • @Im_Just_A_Dreamer
    @Im_Just_A_Dreamer 8 лет назад +1676

    "Disease control code!"
    "Why? She was infected?"
    "No, you moron! Cereal!"
    "Fuck! Ode Russian king?" ROFLMAO xD

    • @mediagirl6725
      @mediagirl6725 8 лет назад +51

      I was very sick while watching this. That line killed me off (killed me off from laughter, that is.)

    • @lospagnolofalso
      @lospagnolofalso 8 лет назад +35

      I had to pause it because I was laughing too hard!

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 8 лет назад +70

      "Finally, I was a taxi!" ;D

    • @nighton3
      @nighton3 8 лет назад +6

      Google translate

    • @IzayoiArwena
      @IzayoiArwena 8 лет назад +12

      they want to fuck Putin. but he is already a czar

  • @luckywing284
    @luckywing284 7 лет назад +541

    "If you do not fly, you will not get me!"
    Quick, everyone get fake wings!

    • @lanturn4950
      @lanturn4950 6 лет назад +13

      But you can't fly with fake wings... maybe we all need to get pilot's licenses?

    • @deniselisboa1
      @deniselisboa1 6 лет назад +8

      maybe he will see our wings and will be fooled, thinking we can fly, so we get him ^^

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 6 лет назад +6

      That line seriously sounds like something Elphaba would sing in Wicked. That is why it's my favorite line in the song.

    • @Baxocj
      @Baxocj 6 лет назад +4

      it sounds like a really intense workout routine with a trainer to me

    • @alexfewell7726
      @alexfewell7726 5 лет назад +2

      😂

  • @bjmatlock8877
    @bjmatlock8877 5 лет назад +355

    I just wonder in what language does “We’re going to kill him and Simba, too” translates to freaking cereal.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +78

      It went through multiple translations so must have gotten lost somewhere XD
      Edit: Oh... if you look up Simba Cereal ... there is actually a cereal brand called Simba ... that explains a lot

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 3 года назад +36

      Scar gives him poisoned cornflakes?

  • @c.pariah1142
    @c.pariah1142 6 лет назад +929

    “You’ve had too much to drink, you should call yourself a taxi.”
    “Okay. I was a taxi!”

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo 5 лет назад +8

      I'M DEAD

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 5 лет назад +26

      No, he wasn't drunk, he was high while.

    • @katarzynamysluk3801
      @katarzynamysluk3801 4 года назад +5

      He's not as think as you drunk he is.

    • @nikospant8927
      @nikospant8927 4 года назад +5

      @@MCOmegaX123 "If you do not fly, you will not get me" get high to get me and fly, by the way use a taxi!! YES, DESE INSTRUCTIONS!!! IKEA INSTRUCTIONS!!!

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 года назад +1

      He had too many drugs

  • @ArmisXDD
    @ArmisXDD 7 лет назад +154

    Yes Jonathan, we know you aren't a sheep, you had just became a taxi.

  • @thatotherpirateguy8973
    @thatotherpirateguy8973 6 лет назад +175

    “FAT” “FOCUS” probably the most normal thing said in this

  • @shydreameress264
    @shydreameress264 5 лет назад +406

    Remember kids:
    *COWS CAN'T BASE CUT A C C I D E N T* !

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 года назад +7

      You are a modern socrates👴🏻

    • @latl089er
      @latl089er 3 года назад +5

      *D I S E A S E C O N T R O L C O D E*

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs 3 года назад +3

      (Even you can't be caught unawares)

  • @OctopusArmsAAA
    @OctopusArmsAAA 7 лет назад +258

    "Pearl is in my texts." Well, looks like she got over Rose Quartz quick.

  • @milxywayz
    @milxywayz 6 лет назад +1199

    "Cows can't cut base accidents"
    Me: Seems legit.

    • @bellevrkm
      @bellevrkm 5 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @ernovincze2900
      @ernovincze2900 4 года назад +6

      Cows can't, but maybe wildebeests can? (Plot of the movie happens)

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 года назад +5

      jet cows can't melt base beams

    • @marcuscarr2829
      @marcuscarr2829 4 года назад +2

      Never underestimate a cow.

    • @aurias42
      @aurias42 3 года назад +1

      I got this from 999 likes to 1K
      that was satisfying

  • @joynealproductions8111
    @joynealproductions8111 7 лет назад +195

    "I am not a sheep! If you do not fly, you will not get me!" This is extremely logical, and on an unrelated note is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 6 лет назад +6

      He is not a sheep because he is a taxi that wishes he had baby teeth, and also lightened security, introduced new interesting products and starved himself for his population

  • @KoltiraMemeweaver
    @KoltiraMemeweaver 4 года назад +108

    Confirmed, Scar was high during the whole movie

  • @CalebHyles
    @CalebHyles 8 лет назад +210

    #HeightandLivingConditions

  • @mustardsfire22
    @mustardsfire22 6 лет назад +2262

    Jonathan makes anything sound badass.

    • @bingobongo7895
      @bingobongo7895 6 лет назад +117

      "Finally, I was a taxi!" :D
      "COWS CAN'T BASE CUT ACCIDENTS"
      "No, you moron, cereal"
      "PENSION DECADE SIMPLY BECAUSE I'M NOT A SHEEP"
      "IF YOU DO NOT FLY, YOU WILL NOT GET ME!!"

    • @tac7288
      @tac7288 5 лет назад +19

      @@bingobongo7895 Very badass

    • @babylonprojectillustration2014
      @babylonprojectillustration2014 5 лет назад +38

      Nothing's more badass than a taxi.

    • @question801
      @question801 5 лет назад +23

      Especially one that isn't a sheep.

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 5 лет назад +13

      I wish he had a role of Joker in some Batman movie... ^v^ 8D

  • @13CrystalHeart
    @13CrystalHeart 7 лет назад +232

    "Arguably king"
    Well, at least they have something right.

  • @KRJayster
    @KRJayster 4 года назад +61

    "Remix abba in the maintenance and strength of the restaurant." Well, gotta start your cover band somewhere.

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 6 лет назад +321

    That random censor sound followed by "Russian king" killed me 😂😂

    • @man_in_space
      @man_in_space 5 лет назад +29

      MacAttack17 “LeBron hooray! LeBron hooray!”

  • @Chrismasfish
    @Chrismasfish 8 лет назад +483

    "Problem is known in Latin America." What problem?
    "If you do not fly, you will not get me!" Well you better start flying.

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 лет назад +35

      The problem is the large thermal fog, of course!

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 лет назад +10

      ***** Probably because he was high.

    • @tsfusion3033
      @tsfusion3033 7 лет назад +19

      WildKatGirl No, the problem is the cows.
      They can't base cut accidents.

    • @jovietydus6719
      @jovietydus6719 7 лет назад +41

      Chris Mike FINALLY I WAS A TAXI!!!good for you scar you finally achieved your childhood dream!

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 7 лет назад +18

      Chris Mike What problem? Why, the fog that makes the roads too slippery for taxis, of course!

  • @chrissynoelle1648
    @chrissynoelle1648 7 лет назад +122

    "Large thermal fog..."
    The setting of the whole entire song in the movie. And pretty much during all villainous appearances ever.

    • @thatonecubchoo1541
      @thatonecubchoo1541 6 лет назад +5

      By God... (Drops spoon used while eating cereal) THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! TAKE EM DOWN!

  • @crazycreaturestudios
    @crazycreaturestudios 4 года назад +159

    "king became an all-time cult!"
    I mean....they're not wrong.
    also I lost it at "Finally, I was a taxi!"

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 13 дней назад

      The cult part is accurate according to the Lion King 2 and Lion Guard.

  • @MaluuniRosa
    @MaluuniRosa 7 лет назад +184

    "Finally, I was a taxi!"
    Only here can that ever sound awesome.

  • @MadHymek323
    @MadHymek323 6 лет назад +224

    'Finally, I was a taxi!'
    'Fat!'
    'You, you will NOT be hungry! But I will...'
    'Because I am not a sheep!'
    'Oh, I wish that I had baby teeth!'
    'No you moron, cereal!'
    So Scar is a starving taxi that isn't a sheep, he's fat, he wants baby teeth, and he wants to eat cereal.
    Sounds legit.

  • @lilybee2083
    @lilybee2083 8 лет назад +210

    1:37 when your dreams come true.

  • @malohn2068
    @malohn2068 5 лет назад +50

    0:53 don't call me out like this

  • @onceuponavideo7143
    @onceuponavideo7143 6 лет назад +320

    " No you moron ! Cereal !"
    Okay you killed me 😂

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 7 лет назад +1798

    See, this is a much nicer version of Scar! Willing to admit to uncertainty and to go hungry for his people.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 лет назад +189

      truly an honorable taxi.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 7 лет назад +98

      Thomas Jenkins Indeed. We should club together, buy him some baby teeth.

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 7 лет назад +70

      GriffinPilgrim we should also participate in the destructive spirit with him.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 7 лет назад +43

      Dark Ace Cereal!

    • @jovietydus6719
      @jovietydus6719 7 лет назад +50

      GriffinPilgrim and he isn't ashamed of being a taxi

  • @julianzabala9010
    @julianzabala9010 7 лет назад +1268

    It's amazing how this song still sounds awesome while being a hilarious parody

  • @joshualowe1821
    @joshualowe1821 5 лет назад +378

    This Google translated version of Be Prepared is better than the 2019 Lion King Live Action version.

    • @BookBat
      @BookBat 4 года назад +19

      Nickleback could do a cover of the original and it would be better than the 2019 version.

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 4 года назад +3

      Be prepared was one of my only flaws with the movie.

    • @BookBat
      @BookBat 4 года назад +11

      @@divanshukumarmahajan4803 by that logic Fifty Shades of grey is good. And I don't give a fuck if you agree or not.

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 4 года назад +2

      @@divanshukumarmahajan4803 Well it kinda is

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 4 года назад +6

      Mahajan
      Have you ever heard of a opinion? Just stating facts about how many awards a band has, doesn’t mean people automatically have to love them.

  • @keylimetea
    @keylimetea 8 лет назад +252

    This is what happens when I read shakespeare

    • @SS4Xani
      @SS4Xani 8 лет назад +15

      This is basically how I try to read practically anything when reading to an audience. Lol. A book being read is basically one large, dramatic - hopefully - diatribe. :D

  • @eykyra
    @eykyra 7 лет назад +381

    Some times google translate is just being honest. Like when you put "as thick as you are" and it traslates it as "fat".

  • @imirfalltkeinnameeini6851
    @imirfalltkeinnameeini6851 6 лет назад +263

    ''You will not be hungry! ... But i will,, I died

    • @nikospant8927
      @nikospant8927 4 года назад +1

      @שחר א. no he was hitby the taxi

  • @ingridplata2411
    @ingridplata2411 5 лет назад +89

    "COWS CAN'T BASE CUT ACCIDENTS"
    Oh, sorry. Didn't know.

  • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
    @henriquecarballoaranha9100 8 лет назад +72

    "COWS CAN'T BASE CUT ACCIDENTS" "Whatever the pork wants." "I am not a sheep"
    The Barn King

  • @neimnewasd2842
    @neimnewasd2842 7 лет назад +47

    YOU WILL NOT BE HUNGRY ...
    but I will ...

  • @googlyowo
    @googlyowo 8 лет назад +116

    3:06
    you're right...
    you're a Taxi

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 5 лет назад +69

    "Remix Abba in the maintenance and strength of the restaurant."
    What the hell am I watching?

  • @Firexima
    @Firexima 8 лет назад +98

    "FINNALLY I WAS A TAXI!!" That part made me explode laughing XD

  • @isabellegillespie1360
    @isabellegillespie1360 6 лет назад +585

    *D I S E A S E C O N T R O L C O D E*

  • @miamouse
    @miamouse 7 лет назад +1132

    Its the acting that sells it ;)

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 5 лет назад +73

    "Large thermal fog"
    Actually that's kinda funny, you know, because of the steam in the movie

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 7 лет назад +120

    "However the pork wants"
    WHOA.

  • @shad0wchateau
    @shad0wchateau 7 лет назад +95

    "Why? She was infected?"

  • @malyceascarlet9837
    @malyceascarlet9837 7 лет назад +85

    ... I felt he was almost insulting me when he said "No you Moron, Cereal" cause my name is Cyriel and it's almost pronounced the same xD

  • @kidatanakafan
    @kidatanakafan 4 года назад +56

    "Yes, I wish that I had baby teeth!"
    "Preparation!"
    -Google Translate

  • @Lady_in_Yearning
    @Lady_in_Yearning 7 лет назад +135

    What's with all the cow hate? Cows can base cut accidents just fine!

    • @UndeadGhostGirl
      @UndeadGhostGirl 7 лет назад +46

      Look, it's not a species thing. It's just that it's hard to base cut accidents with hoofs, it's a common fact.

    • @hiddenmosquito4820
      @hiddenmosquito4820 6 лет назад

      Damn... im almost laughing more at the comments than the song

  • @1rouxlskaardstan963
    @1rouxlskaardstan963 8 лет назад +114

    "pearl is in my texts" texts between gems, anyone?

  • @josephdavis9234
    @josephdavis9234 8 лет назад +254

    "Why? Is she infected?" Infected with what? Disease of the Sponge?

    • @mediagirl6725
      @mediagirl6725 8 лет назад +13

      Yep. The disease of the sponge will kill us all.

    • @willjohnson6444
      @willjohnson6444 8 лет назад +32

      no you moron! cereal!

    • @mediagirl6725
      @mediagirl6725 8 лет назад +24

      Yeah, cereal will probably kill us first.

    • @alexandershen3981
      @alexandershen3981 8 лет назад +24

      +mediagirl well, after all it is a CEREAL killer!
      *ka domb chi*

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 7 лет назад +4

      Natalie Johnson
      Or neglect in the Middle East and Africa! It's his crime!

  • @femisto823
    @femisto823 6 лет назад +134

    That's just hilarious!
    Am I the only one who thinks that Jonathan looks like an ideal humanization of Scar here? :D

  • @Alexalmo
    @Alexalmo 7 лет назад +30

    "You will not be hungry... but I will" Now that's a different King. Long live to Scar.

  • @Vulpini09
    @Vulpini09 7 лет назад +61

    you are not a sheep because you are already a taxi

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 8 лет назад +427

    FAT!
    FOCUS.
    Oddly motivational.

  • @auoeni9321
    @auoeni9321 4 года назад +75

    Nobody:
    USA: *The crude oil is of great importance before*

  • @sophiastevens2715
    @sophiastevens2715 7 лет назад +59

    Song: finally I was a taxi
    Me: what did it just say

  • @FeatheredCrow
    @FeatheredCrow 8 лет назад +259

    My favourite line in this was:
    "FAT!"

  • @elialtzman8384
    @elialtzman8384 7 лет назад +6

    "finally, i was a taxi"
    truer words were never spoken

  • @isaacthered
    @isaacthered 5 лет назад +469

    Plot: Scar was a Russian noble next in line to be king. However, he gets exiled from the country for losing a crucial Russian oil field. He tries to defend his case by saying nobody could have expected an army of sentient hyenas to attack, but this defense is unsuccessful. Bent on revenge, he joins the hyenas and convinces them to destroy Russia from the inside with him.
    First, he creates a false identity as the owner of a small chain of restaurants in Russia, and becomes a successful musician, doing several collaborations with ABBA. All of his songs contain messages critical of the Russian government in an attempt to create anti-government sentiments among Russian citizens. It seems this plan will work, but he has a disastrous interview with a reporter named Pearl where he is unable to describe how he cooked pork at his restaurant, and insults her as fat and tries to change the subject when she continues to ask questions about the food. This tips Pearl off to Scar's true identity, and she calls the police. They nearly catch Scar, but he finds out that the police are there when they turn on the lights in his living room, and he is barely able to escape. While frantically driving to flee the country, Scar crashes the car into a passing cow, and an increasingly paranoid Scar is convinced that someone close to the Russian king staged the accident.
    He manages to get back to Russia, and convinces the hyenas to pose as religious teachers for the "Bliver League". From that position, they would advocate for the Russian government to improve the living conditions of people with height disorders, invest in interesting new products, and lighten security restrictions, all things Scar would do as king. While Scar is afraid that the Russian government will artificially make the roads he drives on more slippery after the cow incident, he decides to create another false identity as a taxi driver, and forces everyone who uses his taxi to listen to his anti-government songs. A long time passes, and Scar makes plans to move the government when he is king. He is getting increasingly impatient, especially after he reveals that the government incorrectly recalled a cereal brand after false reports of food poisoning, but the scandal ends without any changes to the government. He makes an angry outburst to the hyenas, which makes them mad. They agree to continue to work for Scar, but only under the conditions that he pays them enough that they can consistently pay for cost of living. Scar agrees, even though it means he will now go hungry. The hyenas become increasingly power-hungry, and the Bliver League becomes a cult. The members, mostly poor factory workers, start a massive protest against the status quo. Scar makes a speech at the protest, but the hyenas secretly give him drugs prior to him coming on stage, causing him to give a rambling speech attacking government awards. He figures out that the hyenas betrayed him to gain control of the budding revolution, but nobody would believe him if he said so. He manages to escape Russia in the Bliver League's only jetpack, and since the emergency has caused all Russian planes to be grounded, nobody can fly to catch him.
    Because Scar still feels he deserves to be a king, he decides to take advantage of a thermal fog covering most of Latin America. After careful research, he uses the instability caused by the widespread natural disaster to spread conspiracy theories about the government committing pension fraud. The theories are a wild success, and everything is in place for him to take control. However, he somehow manages to break his teeth with a dental dam. The embarrassing story makes it impossible for him to step into the power vacuum. Scar dejectedly wishes he had baby teeth that could grow back, causing him to not need dentures and more easily be able to hide the scandal, but he decides that he still deserves to be a king, and this setback will not stop him from his planning and preparation.

    • @zoeplayz8674
      @zoeplayz8674 4 года назад +19

      Isaac The Red This is amazing!

    • @kurtforz5178
      @kurtforz5178 4 года назад +38

      It's masterpiece, you know. Cry out of laughter XD (And now I want to read something like novel based on this plot)

    • @roborosvki7938
      @roborosvki7938 4 года назад +23

      This must have token so long to write 👏

    • @darkdragon7423
      @darkdragon7423 4 года назад +9

      Wow! Great job!!!

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 года назад +19

      Ah I see you’ve read the original manga version😂🤣
      I found Disney really took some aggressive liberties with the plot and his character overall

  • @rockyblacksmith
    @rockyblacksmith 7 лет назад +29

    There is an oddly high number of food references in this.

    • @thatonecubchoo1541
      @thatonecubchoo1541 6 лет назад +2

      Fat. Salt. Hungry. CEREAL

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 6 лет назад +1

      ThatOneGlaceon the latest one features a refrigerator. Google Translate is trying to tell us something. I am not sure what!

  • @alyssasowell774
    @alyssasowell774 6 лет назад +174

    I take a sip of water and try to hold it for the entire video.
    I might need a new laptop.

  • @beck8186
    @beck8186 6 лет назад +787

    because I'm not a sheep!!! xD

  • @SmileCat71
    @SmileCat71 4 года назад +21

    "Finally I was a taxi!"
    Well it`s always nice to see someone reach their lifegoal

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 7 лет назад +67

    "Ode Russian King - Absurdly, the government will be from there!"
    - Donut Trumpet.

  • @bulgna
    @bulgna 6 лет назад +95

    L E B R O N
    H O O R A Y

  • @TheZacrificer
    @TheZacrificer 7 лет назад +115

    I... was not prepared XD

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 года назад +24

    1:37 “When at least I am given my dues” translates to “Finally, I was a taxi”? Well okay then.

  • @RoPanuganti
    @RoPanuganti 8 лет назад +474

    Really funny, and I have no idea how you could've sung this without cracking up!

    • @WilHiteWarrior
      @WilHiteWarrior 8 лет назад +116

      You guys should totally release a blooper reel. XD

    • @sithmaster4305
      @sithmaster4305 8 лет назад +3

      What part in particular was the hardest for you to sing without laughing?

    • @Hhh-ib3kb
      @Hhh-ib3kb 8 лет назад +21

      No way the best part is when he said, "And finally I was a taxi! " XD

    • @Hhh-ib3kb
      @Hhh-ib3kb 8 лет назад +6

      No way the best part is when he said, "And finally I was a taxi! " XD

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 8 лет назад +9

      perhaps, "pension decade simply because I am not a sheep!!" not that we said you should be.

  • @man_in_space
    @man_in_space 7 лет назад +160

    A: I absolutely loved how you could tell which character Miranda was. She got the hyenas' mannerisms down, even with facial expression and movements.
    B: Jonathan was the perfect guy to be Scar.

  • @insertoriginalusernamehere4963
    @insertoriginalusernamehere4963 7 лет назад +31

    'FAT!!!'
    'Focus!!'
    Lol. This is so funny! 😂

    • @alexnibblett9222
      @alexnibblett9222 6 лет назад

      'Pearl is in my texts' XD I'm dead 'Kind became an all-time cult' Me: Wtf

  • @saorelba
    @saorelba 4 года назад +12

    FAT FOCUS
    -my mom when I’m having trouble with my math homework

  • @Silmarisi
    @Silmarisi 7 лет назад +189

    Obvious gibberish aside, this is actually better than most lyrics nowadays. And also funnier. "I wish I had baby teeth..." XD

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 7 лет назад +10

      Silmarisi Of course, professional status quo

    • @kaydencenorris6697
      @kaydencenorris6697 7 лет назад +8

      Silmarisi if you cannot fly you cannot get me

    • @literategabbie1687
      @literategabbie1687 7 лет назад +4

      Aelarr
      *FINNALLY I WAS A TAXI*

    • @nadin1898
      @nadin1898 5 лет назад

      Yeah, it's complex and hilarious, which are two characteristics that lyrics of today often don't have. Of course, it just shows how amazing the original lyrics are, they are still interesting even when they are butchered by Google.

  • @samsmidnighttv4114
    @samsmidnighttv4114 7 лет назад +89

    I keep finding myself wondering what was the first thing that came into Jonathan's mind when Malinda gave him the lyrics and he read themfor the first time.

  • @Robinem
    @Robinem 7 лет назад +50

    Watched lion king again last night and had lines of the Google translate version in my head

    • @Robinem
      @Robinem 7 лет назад +8

      And I just can't wait to be King Google translate as well

  • @daybreaklol
    @daybreaklol 5 лет назад +68

    "Pearl is in my texts"
    As a Steven fan, this could explain a bit and it's hilarious