HAMILTON according to GOOGLE TRANSLATE

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @kaisinnott6774
    @kaisinnott6774 4 года назад +8578

    Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 года назад +465

      Alexander lukashenko being the past president of Belarus

    • @kaisinnott6774
      @kaisinnott6774 4 года назад +247

      @@viridia1526 lol, I wonder why these Americans care about past Belarusian leaders so much

    • @sullivanbitzan3431
      @sullivanbitzan3431 4 года назад +50

      It would be in Britain

    • @tric0art
      @tric0art 4 года назад +191

      I think you're mistaken, it is clearly said their name is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 года назад +75

      Even worse, Hamilton Alaska

  • @just_lex1626
    @just_lex1626 4 года назад +3687

    “He DiEd.”
    “SPOILERS”
    History books: Oop-

    • @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767
      @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767 4 года назад +11

      And i dont want be in the cool

    • @just_lex1626
      @just_lex1626 4 года назад +6

      Omg I just randomly posted this comment thinking nothing of it 4 months ago....
      JeSuS ThaTs A LoT Of LiKes (thanks!)

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 4 года назад +5

      No refund fees

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 года назад

      smh Manga reader

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez Месяц назад

      Hamilton very good go watch it again

  • @almond_orchid8185
    @almond_orchid8185 5 лет назад +8645

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “And I have sinned, many things.”
    “He died.”
    “He never gets to relax.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.

    • @jylewy4174
      @jylewy4174 4 года назад +399

      Literally the storyline from other people's POV

    • @dearestlilith
      @dearestlilith 4 года назад +59

      @@jylewy4174 yess

    • @snipeshot1401
      @snipeshot1401 4 года назад +194

      That’s not even mentioning the ‘ baldness and bribery’

    • @ali-wf8iy
      @ali-wf8iy 4 года назад +30

      I'm not surprised

    • @sashabrauen
      @sashabrauen 4 года назад +14

      Kat Reeves Kroff lol

  • @tigerwolf2243
    @tigerwolf2243 3 года назад +1374

    "There is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 года назад +9

      Ah yes Eastern European dictator has been found in North America in a painting replacing Alexander Hamilton from 1776

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +33

      Alexander Lukashenko is a time lord

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +28

      @@Lilyofthevalleyisgood petty dictator, not leader. Don't make mistakes like that, if you don't want to insult those who hate him.

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 года назад +7

      @@AlinaAniretake changed it

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc Год назад +6

      "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" I guess so.

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 4 года назад +4677

    "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko"
    It sure isn't.

    • @deomvii
      @deomvii 3 года назад +102

      At least it got that right

    • @monosrijamajumder7801
      @monosrijamajumder7801 3 года назад +130

      Of course it's not. It's obviously Hamilton Alaska

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 года назад +52

      @@monosrijamajumder7801 of course, that’s why the musical is called Alaska

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +54

      @@lumity6269 Alaska: A Slightly Less American Musical

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 года назад +11

      @@akish302 ah yes

  • @alexisstephenson7313
    @alexisstephenson7313 5 лет назад +11793

    “I have a million of mistakes”
    “ what’s your name cheater?”
    Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this

  • @alexlovermoon5852
    @alexlovermoon5852 5 лет назад +15909

    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    *Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*

  • @juliadeoliveirasp
    @juliadeoliveirasp Год назад +226

    I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical
    "I am very crazy"
    "Whats your name, my cheater?"
    perfection!

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 4 месяца назад +8

      Don't forget the part it said he dies and then no refund fees

  • @superchar4592
    @superchar4592 3 года назад +3451

    “My name is not Alexander Lukunshako”
    *no lies detected*

  • @enriquewood4699
    @enriquewood4699 7 лет назад +2668

    Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick"
    Google translate: Bacon, spices.

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 7 лет назад +97

      seems legit to me tbh

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 лет назад +167

      Enrique Wood Original: Me? I trusted him
      Google Translate: Now? With the mamas.

    • @ink8027
      @ink8027 7 лет назад +116

      And everything nice.
      These are the ingredients to create the perfect Alexander Lukashenko

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 7 лет назад +81

      But Lin Manuel Miranda accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - literary disaster...

    • @cari.suiti99
      @cari.suiti99 7 лет назад +25

      I died with the replies, lol

  • @Ledwards007
    @Ledwards007 4 года назад +3405

    The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical

  • @Riatheriichu
    @Riatheriichu 2 года назад +131

    3:47
    “We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton
    “Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them.
    “Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters”
    “Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds
    “Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge
    Yes I just did that.

    • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
      @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ 2 года назад +10

      Am I? I am very crazy!
      King George III and A. Burr

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 Год назад

      To be fair, the mental health of King George III was already declining during the war caused by Parliament mildly increasing taxes _because_ of debts racked up during a war, which was only exacerbated by the result of the War of Hypocritical Tax Evasion.

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez Месяц назад

      Do you still like Hamilton?

  • @star2138
    @star2138 5 лет назад +4291

    Mom, Can we get Hamilton?
    Mom: We have Hamilton at home.
    Hamilton at home:

    • @star2138
      @star2138 5 лет назад +53

      But realy this is AMAZING (not my comment the song is)

    • @chaotik_katastrofik
      @chaotik_katastrofik 4 года назад +63

      Lukashenko*

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 года назад +21

      Um...... You can't get Hamilton but if you can you must be rich as heck!

    • @jenna8091
      @jenna8091 4 года назад +10

      the potterhead I wish I could go!

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 года назад +7

      Asxrid...... I saw Hamilton....😑

  • @juliadiaz3761
    @juliadiaz3761 7 лет назад +15619

    "We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.

    • @gretep
      @gretep 6 лет назад +313

      Julia Díaz except Laurens. But Laurens died early

    • @juliadiaz3761
      @juliadiaz3761 6 лет назад +114

      Grete P Why do you think he died???

    • @evafields7508
      @evafields7508 5 лет назад +160

      Except Laurens....
      He sings "Satisfied" whenever he's depressed that Eliza got his love...
      Oof

    • @EJthephoenix
      @EJthephoenix 5 лет назад +12

      Julia Díaz I know

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 лет назад +42

      Julia Díaz Think he died? Sorry ma dude he DID die

  • @atlas8646
    @atlas8646 5 лет назад +8968

    “What is your name, my cheater?”
    “I have sinned many things”
    *The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*

    • @shortboi2545
      @shortboi2545 5 лет назад +190

      *alexander leaves the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 лет назад +146

      *tears enters the chat*

    • @mahirukoizumi6031
      @mahirukoizumi6031 5 лет назад +156

      *Upset Eliza has enetered the chat*

    • @Kiratat
      @Kiratat 5 лет назад +140

      *jefferson has entered the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 лет назад +148

      *Poor life decisions has entered the chat*

  • @skz_143_iloveyou
    @skz_143_iloveyou 3 года назад +482

    "What's your name, my cheater?"
    "I have sinned many things."
    "I have a million mistakes"
    I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate

    • @eeng17
      @eeng17 Год назад +17

      Yes definitely

  • @noblethenewt
    @noblethenewt 5 лет назад +2221

    “Alcoholics are very wise”
    Said the alcoholic

  • @riviata2843
    @riviata2843 6 лет назад +7398

    "WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM"
    "AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE"
    IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO

    • @youtubechicken120
      @youtubechicken120 6 лет назад +49

      Anna Jung I'm trying to do a try not to laugh challenge and If I laugh I have to restart

    • @theowl6x397
      @theowl6x397 6 лет назад +90

      The "Am I? I'm going to die" has me laughing so hard HeLP

    • @mahog_mog
      @mahog_mog 6 лет назад +13

      667’th like... I’m sorry Satan my lord

    • @420juice
      @420juice 6 лет назад +15

      Hope Perschino It's so sad because Laurens dies T^T

    • @musicprincess9747
      @musicprincess9747 6 лет назад +13

      Accurate to the point it hurts bc it's too funny XD

  • @quixotic9189
    @quixotic9189 5 лет назад +2076

    My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska

  • @_LemonLimeade_
    @_LemonLimeade_ 3 года назад +154

    Hamilton in a nutshell:
    “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.”
    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “He died.”
    “You can never relax!”
    “He does not like the world, yes.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    “I am very crazy.”

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu 6 месяцев назад +2

      Pretty accurate.

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 4 месяца назад +1

      Take a fall and send it to the government

  • @willa.r..b
    @willa.r..b 4 года назад +1214

    I’m pretty sure either Eliza is writing this or google translate has seen hamilton

    • @thornless_flora
      @thornless_flora 4 года назад +43

      I'm willing to say that Google Translate meet Hamilton in person and is just dropping clues in it's glee.

  • @rawanalqaysi6718
    @rawanalqaysi6718 5 лет назад +2590

    The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history”
    And also
    “You can log into New York”

    • @sunnysideofthings
      @sunnysideofthings 5 лет назад +45

      Google Translate Reveals many hidden secrets of the American History | You can log into New York! | NOT CLICKBAIT

    • @jay_mem
      @jay_mem 5 лет назад +16

      rosemarii now all you need to do is uppercase every letter and then you got yourself an amazing title

    • @lpsgiveaways6953
      @lpsgiveaways6953 5 лет назад +15

      Sorry, but "diabetes is not for sale."
      😂😂😂

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 5 лет назад +6

      @@jay_mem no you uppercase every OTHER letter then you got yourself an even more amazing title

    • @jimothy2361
      @jimothy2361 5 лет назад +5

      Lukashenko as a founding father is a bit terrifying if you know who Alexander Lukashenko is

  • @EstEsreil
    @EstEsreil 4 года назад +4127

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “Am I? I'm going to die.”
    They aren't wrong.

    • @chameleonconfusion7055
      @chameleonconfusion7055 4 года назад +29

      hi baguette. i ate you yesterday with ham as a sandwich.

    • @ivy177
      @ivy177 4 года назад +84

      Yea and the “and I? I am very crazy”

    • @thefifthspirit814
      @thefifthspirit814 4 года назад +9

      Oh no 666...😱😯

    • @alloreon4338
      @alloreon4338 4 года назад +47

      "Now, with the Mamas"

    • @ottah483
      @ottah483 4 года назад +30

      @@alloreon4338 “Now, he liked it”
      Okay........

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 Год назад +35

    "Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD
    "Five year old and his debt was debt."
    America: **Sweating**

  • @voidlessvoid6206
    @voidlessvoid6206 4 года назад +2097

    "You cannot ever relax"
    "What's your name, my cheater"
    "He died"
    All accurate.

    • @rbmendezfn
      @rbmendezfn 4 года назад +66

      Also when Laurens said he was going to die.

    • @ethanchen2396
      @ethanchen2396 4 года назад +24

      Uh oh, spoilers

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 года назад +46

      @@ethanchen2396 "uh oh, but little does he know"
      "HiS dAuGhTeRs, pEgGy, AnGeLiCa, EliZA!"

    • @babybear7081
      @babybear7081 4 года назад +17

      The first song pretty much goes through the whole plot. That’s all you have to listen to

    • @voidlessvoid6206
      @voidlessvoid6206 4 года назад +8

      @@babybear7081 yea i... know...
      I've listened to the entire soundtrack a couple times lol

  • @Imegal
    @Imegal 4 года назад +3751

    So his name is
    Alexander Lukashenko
    Not Alexander Lukashenko
    Sikandera
    Alex
    Hamilton Alaska
    How many accounts does he need to login to New York?

  • @sintabonchonchenov2764
    @sintabonchonchenov2764 4 года назад +1535

    I'm crying
    Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him
    Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him

  • @crwmother1576
    @crwmother1576 2 года назад +33

    I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 года назад +1559

    Burr: "what's your name man?"
    google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko"
    just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 4 года назад +56

      Let's hope he will soon be the ex-president of Belarus after the biggest demonstration ever in the capital Minsk yesterday!

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 4 года назад +32

      Alexander Lukashenko. President of Belarus, Founding father

    • @lilywalker7499
      @lilywalker7499 4 года назад +6

      omg yes

    • @lizzychin2911
      @lizzychin2911 4 года назад +6

      @@theunreadyone lol

    • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
      @wakemeupOUTSIDE 4 года назад +23

      his name is *not* Alexander Lukashenko
      and he has sinned many things.

  • @karissacamacho1640
    @karissacamacho1640 6 лет назад +1336

    Lukeshanko
    A European Musical

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 лет назад +1902

    "By being a lot smarter"
    Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"

    • @kitatronic2463
      @kitatronic2463 5 лет назад +75

      *pounds three shots of whiskey* I mean not wrong

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 лет назад +32

      Said the alcoholic

    • @zradysis08
      @zradysis08 5 лет назад +7

      kay ferguell iLLumiNati ConFiRmEd

    • @ilanahossain3243
      @ilanahossain3243 5 лет назад +12

      Jacksepticeye: *Downs scotch* Ya got your shit right

    • @evedaser24
      @evedaser24 5 лет назад +13

      RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM~
      ...
      It's not wrong, if you can call Hamilton wise...

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 3 года назад +75

    Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech:
    "Alcoholics are very wise"

  • @ashellofitsformerself5805
    @ashellofitsformerself5805 5 лет назад +2671

    "Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.

    • @violet7670
      @violet7670 5 лет назад +25

      Aki Animations ...
      *t r u e-*

    • @riiael
      @riiael 5 лет назад +59

      George washingmachine and the doctor in stay alive reprise

    • @user-fm6kn9ec4c
      @user-fm6kn9ec4c 5 лет назад +18

      @@riiael *Whoregay Washingmachine

    • @felixharrell4791
      @felixharrell4791 5 лет назад +5

      Aki Animations yesssssd

    • @akushibou
      @akushibou 5 лет назад +4

      Wheeze-

  • @npc_combine_s
    @npc_combine_s 4 года назад +2245

    Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?"
    *searches Alexander Lukashenko*
    Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus.
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 года назад +195

      HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW
      actually gonna be president now

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 4 года назад +146

      Everyone: **tries to make a character for Alexander Lukashenko**
      Belarussians: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 года назад +35

      @@stevenbobbybills Thats one more thing to worry about,
      oNe mOrE tHiNg tO wOrRy AbOuTtTTT!

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 года назад +20

      Steven Bobby Bills I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!

    • @SoLongSoph
      @SoLongSoph 4 года назад +22

      Sophie Silver *angelica*
      All the way from Iceland? DAMN

  • @rebeccama7672
    @rebeccama7672 3 года назад +1818

    "HE DIED!"
    Well, that was a serious spoiler, I'm gonna see if I can refund these...
    "NO REFUND FEES"
    O-ookay...

    • @lydiatrost6091
      @lydiatrost6091 3 года назад +36

      Yeah, a SERIOUS spoiler, its not like everyone dies eventually lol

    • @Just_A_Rando29
      @Just_A_Rando29 3 года назад +14

      @@lydiatrost6091 SHHHHHHHHHH

    • @annamauer5011
      @annamauer5011 3 года назад +25

      And then I learned that diabetes wasn’t even for sale like that’s why I came! Like, if their not going to sell diabetes then I deserve a refund!!

    • @lunarlunar9397
      @lunarlunar9397 3 года назад +7

      I mean in the original song they literally told you who killed him and how, so-

    • @randomguyhere6061
      @randomguyhere6061 3 года назад +3

      At least we now know the treatment for planet

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith 10 месяцев назад +22

    POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.

  • @boredreader2177
    @boredreader2177 5 лет назад +1219

    No one:
    My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*

    • @remy8397
      @remy8397 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 года назад +23

      Why did this make me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninilolapopoola8644
      @ninilolapopoola8644 4 года назад +3

      This made me laugh so hard!

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 года назад +3

      Literally read at the same time she sang it

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 года назад +1

      I know what. Ur talking about

  • @kellimshaver
    @kellimshaver 4 года назад +2457

    "Put the spoon in the sacred place connected to the brain" ... I think that's exactly how Google Translate writes these lyrics.

    • @dr.doctor9123
      @dr.doctor9123 4 года назад +8

      O my god ure right

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 3 года назад +12

      *gt has become aware*

    • @Ready_Yeet
      @Ready_Yeet 3 года назад +4

      666

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 3 года назад +14

      Hmm... Does it mean the mouth is a sacred place, or something nastier? LMFAO
      (And yeah, I'm absolutely not wasting my time instead of writing my assignment...)

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +4

      That line kinda slaps tho

  • @jackmanistan5520
    @jackmanistan5520 4 года назад +767

    Me: Mammy, can we see Hamilton?
    Mammy: We have Hamilton at home
    Hamilton at home:

  • @frogiby246
    @frogiby246 3 года назад +79

    I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you

  • @sydc.4766
    @sydc.4766 5 лет назад +453

    “We have to cope with him”
    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    And “there was a lot of baldness and bribery”
    Yup that pretty much sums it up.

  • @nightinggayle4397
    @nightinggayle4397 6 лет назад +1435

    "He died" *SPOILERS*
    my FRACKIN *HEART*

  • @catree6677
    @catree6677 5 лет назад +843

    All you need to know about Hamilton is below
    "What's your name cheater?"
    "Disaster of literature"
    "We have to cope with him"
    " I've sinned many things"
    "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"

  • @cheese-and-ricemooney7487
    @cheese-and-ricemooney7487 3 года назад +21

    The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD

  • @nessa31320
    @nessa31320 4 года назад +3205

    John Laurens said “Alcoholics are very wise” but he’s drunk half the musics-WAIT

    • @IDoStuffIsAwsome
      @IDoStuffIsAwsome 4 года назад +147

      WAIT A DANG MINUTE YOU JUST ADDED A WHOLE OTHER LAYER TO THIS

    • @stevemcinerney2105
      @stevemcinerney2105 4 года назад +86

      And alex likes to leave his mother

    • @nawarb.4226
      @nawarb.4226 3 года назад +128

      Drunk for half the musical and dead for the other half. And later he literally says "I am going to die"

    • @dumbass-kun7956
      @dumbass-kun7956 3 года назад +17

      Wait-

    • @totallyjokers
      @totallyjokers 3 года назад +11

      Hol up-

  • @asterwashere
    @asterwashere 6 лет назад +893

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “And me? I’m going to die.”
    “And I have sinned many things.”
    THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 года назад +2504

    no apology is necessary for this

    • @hxny_comb6493
      @hxny_comb6493 3 года назад +20

      @Arsly _GachaGacha no Lin needs to for not making this amazing Hamiltonian

    • @veeaxi6000
      @veeaxi6000 3 года назад +5

      Wow second reply on a verified person

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 3 года назад

      Why are there so little replies?

    • @fortnitelover24
      @fortnitelover24 3 года назад

      *the baby is a man-*

    • @00imz
      @00imz 3 года назад +2

      @@hxny_comb6493 Lukashenko*

  • @kitten1602
    @kitten1602 2 года назад +24

    So
    Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.

    • @kitten1602
      @kitten1602 2 года назад +4

      He also highly values education for some reason.

    • @Itmedontask
      @Itmedontask Год назад +2

      Gorgeous

  • @julia970y6v
    @julia970y6v 3 года назад +788

    Alexander Hamilton got so pissed at losing the election he moved to Belarus, changed his last name, and became dictator.

    • @Brain_CellsAre_Lost
      @Brain_CellsAre_Lost 2 года назад +29

      This video in a nut shell:

    • @mrcommenter5473
      @mrcommenter5473 2 года назад +10

      Alexander Hamilton didn’t run in 2000

    • @longs160
      @longs160 2 года назад +19

      i actully believed this before searched alexander lukashenko up.

    • @NotOfficialLuna
      @NotOfficialLuna 2 года назад +2

      and drowned in the toilet apparently

  • @sunflower_draws6924
    @sunflower_draws6924 6 лет назад +2391

    Alexander Lukeshanko?
    Alexander Alaska?

    • @y4ch1
      @y4ch1 6 лет назад +35

      sunflower_draws Hamilton Alaska 😂

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 6 лет назад +62

      But his name is NOT Alexander Lukenshako

    • @madonnad2258
      @madonnad2258 6 лет назад +38

      Name of this cheater is Alexander Lukashenko but he is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @candyjam4027
      @candyjam4027 6 лет назад +10

      Sikanderas?

    • @aurelius_varro
      @aurelius_varro 6 лет назад +31

      Alexander Lukashenko, like the president of Belarus

  • @destinyyoung7347
    @destinyyoung7347 5 лет назад +388

    Random person: What's your favorite play?
    Me: Lukashenko.
    Random person: Wh- what?
    Me: Lukashenko.

    • @alecbrown7413
      @alecbrown7413 4 года назад +17

      yes us theater nerds will call it and no one will get the reference let me go inform the other theater kids

    • @furrfoxsakes6672
      @furrfoxsakes6672 4 года назад

      HAHa. im crying dude.

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 4 года назад

      Destiny Young
      Me: *_D i d I S t u t t e r ?_*

  • @Mollieslay
    @Mollieslay 3 года назад +13

    I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”

  • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
    @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 года назад +2138

    "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"
    Basically Hamilton in a nutshell

    • @xoxo-bu2cu
      @xoxo-bu2cu 3 года назад +58

      More like burr

    • @alexan2717
      @alexan2717 2 года назад +69

      Just American politics in general

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 2 года назад +4

      No not really

    • @BritishMotherfucker
      @BritishMotherfucker Год назад +1

      @@alexan2717 Quite frankly

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg Год назад +4

      burr, george eacker, george washington, james madison, hercules mulligan, and some people in ensemble

  • @sphiephillips
    @sphiephillips 4 года назад +561

    burr: **saying that he’s sick of people calling him a murderer and insane in ‘the world was wide enough’**
    google translate burr: “and i? i am VERY crazy!”

  • @morbidquil
    @morbidquil 5 лет назад +359

    Lukashenko: A Translated Musical

  • @andpad8380
    @andpad8380 2 года назад +20

    3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event

  • @jadynbeech338
    @jadynbeech338 6 лет назад +2338

    *"what's your name, my cheater"*
    Painfully accurate

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 5 лет назад +439

    “Bacon”
    Me: * giggles *
    “... spice”
    Me: * laughs hysterically *

  • @justsomeone862
    @justsomeone862 7 лет назад +397

    Mulligan/Madison/Lafayette/Jefferson:
    We have to cope with him
    Laurens/Philip:
    am I? I'm going to die
    Washington:
    Now? with the Mamas
    Angelica/Eliza/Peggy:
    Now? He liked it
    Burr:
    Am I? I'm very crazy
    .... I mean that's pretty accurate

    • @kafart4000
      @kafart4000 7 лет назад +16

      justsomeone862 with the mamas

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 5 лет назад +3

      Burr: I'm very crazy.
      Me: You all are.

    • @bee_xii
      @bee_xii 5 лет назад +5

      Its not Peggy, its Mariah.

    • @deni8958
      @deni8958 5 лет назад +3

      @@bee_xii it's both of 'em

  • @nat.morgan
    @nat.morgan 2 года назад +17

    Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her

  • @genevievehackett3941
    @genevievehackett3941 5 лет назад +1523

    Bacon...
    *Looks into the distance atmospherically*
    ... Spices

  • @exilley2134
    @exilley2134 4 года назад +731

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “You will never rest”
    *Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something*

  • @heiwaa115
    @heiwaa115 3 года назад +815

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Google translate: So basically you're saying "I am very crazy."

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 года назад +37

      *Me BeFoRe I wAtChEd HaMiLtOn*

    • @spenceraucoin4706
      @spenceraucoin4706 2 года назад +4

      This line here was by far the best because how well it fit while not fitting at all

  • @moony2703
    @moony2703 2 года назад +6

    Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 лет назад +2323

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Translate: "I am very crazy"
    Me: Well. Aaron. That label does suit you quite well.

    • @everiley1244
      @everiley1244 5 лет назад +13

      So True lol

    • @dcgreatman
      @dcgreatman 5 лет назад +16

      He died. No refund fees

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 лет назад +6

      I beg to differ
      Edit: at times

    • @dsuki4416
      @dsuki4416 5 лет назад

      How is he crazy

    • @crowoverhead
      @crowoverhead 5 лет назад +1

      OMG THANK U THANK U THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!!!

  • @alieenzz
    @alieenzz 4 года назад +2634

    “What’s your name cheater?”
    *Eliza is typing...*

  • @heathertdi2941
    @heathertdi2941 4 года назад +1206

    "So what's your fave musical?"
    Me:Lukashenko.

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 года назад +17

      Lots of practice, just like Lafayette rapping in Guns and Ships

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 4 года назад +27

      A belarusian musical

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 года назад +12

      Nonononoon it’s Alaska, his name *IS* *NOT* Alexander Lukashenko

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 года назад +6

      @@sophiesilver5284 Alaska Lukashenko

    • @imUnkreaTive
      @imUnkreaTive 4 года назад +4

      Ok the Lukaschenko thing hasn’t aged well

  • @derpatel9760
    @derpatel9760 3 года назад +9

    This was beautiful. You're the first human being to make something of a Weird-Al level of quality.

    • @lDontExist
      @lDontExist 2 года назад +3

      Actually weird-al was the first one to do that.

    • @derpatel9760
      @derpatel9760 2 года назад

      @@lDontExist listen here you little -

  • @mikutk1492
    @mikutk1492 6 лет назад +311

    "And me
    I am very crazy."
    *called it, burr*

  • @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052
    @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052 7 лет назад +4515

    "you can never relax" LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT EVERYONE IN HAMILTONS SAYS OTHER THAN HAMILTON HIMSELF

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 лет назад +175

      _WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WRITE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME_

    • @trashmammal_7
      @trashmammal_7 6 лет назад +49

      Nekai write Day and Night like you're running out of time

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 лет назад +27

      Majken Eriksson why do you always write like you're running out of time is a line from hamilton-

    • @ellanaphin6693
      @ellanaphin6693 6 лет назад +29

      Nekai I think they got that...they followed it with the next line

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 лет назад +20

      Ella Naphin oh nvm then i was just being stupid

  • @ashbieri
    @ashbieri 6 лет назад +455

    “We have to cope with him”. Relatable to everyone who knew Hamilton.

  • @user-nq7eg9in8g
    @user-nq7eg9in8g 3 года назад +14

    "We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die"
    that's..... actually quite accurate 😂

  • @lilli2937
    @lilli2937 6 лет назад +331

    'We have to cope with him' was the most accurate Lyric ever

    • @quin9984
      @quin9984 6 лет назад +2

      Silver Morningstar yep

  • @adniaquila1093
    @adniaquila1093 4 года назад +1898

    "We have to cope with him."
    "Am I? I'm going to die."
    "Now? With the Mamas"
    "Now? He liked it?"
    "Am I? I am very crazy."
    The best part

  • @aya5139
    @aya5139 5 лет назад +458

    Can we just appreciate the fact she made a whole chorus by herself

    • @cutiegaming2480
      @cutiegaming2480 4 года назад +6

      you mean *GoOgLe TrAnSlAtE*

    • @levi-du5kz
      @levi-du5kz 4 года назад +13

      Cutie Gaming i think they mean chorus as in singing chorus as in a lot of people singing in like 3 part harmony

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 3 года назад +10

    0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up

  • @izzylacroix4131
    @izzylacroix4131 5 лет назад +335

    "What makes a bastard-"
    Okay, not bad.
    "Orphanage, punk-"
    N-not quite, but-
    "tHiS iS KeRry cUrRy-"
    Aaaand we lost her

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 года назад +1

      Kind of like in the Beauty and the Beast episode of _Translator_ _Fails:_
      "Be...
      "our...
      "guest...
      "room!"
      That was a similarly strange episode of a translated song that sounds right for the first few words, but quickly loses sense! For more nonsense: ruclips.net/video/FcO4M5XkILI/видео.html

  • @viper13456
    @viper13456 3 года назад +1330

    "Alcoholics are wise"
    "this baby is a man!"
    "he is five years old and his debt is debt"
    "diabetes is NOT available for sale"
    Ya know, I think google translate really thought this through.

    • @NotOfficialLuna
      @NotOfficialLuna 2 года назад +43

      I honestly think drunk laurens wrote that

    • @lDontExist
      @lDontExist 2 года назад +46

      “Our husband saw in the upcoming autum and drowned in the toilet”
      Yea i think you’re right.

    • @Mystic_elf137
      @Mystic_elf137 Год назад +5

      Alexander Lukashenko

    • @Silver-StarGazing
      @Silver-StarGazing 11 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe Maybe Google translate was drunk lmao

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 года назад +484

    "Am I? I'm going to die."
    Yes, sadly Laurens, yes you are.

  • @dylans8294
    @dylans8294 2 года назад +18

    I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it
    I still heard these lyrics in the beginning

  • @mikabugg
    @mikabugg 4 года назад +784

    “his debt is debt“
    Why, yes, this floor here is a floor

    • @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint
      @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint 4 года назад +10

      I laughed so hard at this comment

    • @mkeeney03
      @mkeeney03 4 года назад +5

      @@Kingbutwithexclamationpoint me too XD

    • @howdy_smai
      @howdy_smai 4 года назад +6

      And lunch time is for lunch

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +10

      Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +6

      Kirby With a Knife We know... that’s why they said it......?

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 4 года назад +352

    everyone be talking about how messed up Google Translate is, but I wanna talk about HOW GOOD OF A SINGER THIS WOMAN IS.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 года назад +6

      Yes totally, you should see some of her other stuff.

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 4 года назад +7

      Ash Richardson-White I actually did, I spent 4 hours after that watching her videos. Currently my favorite RUclipsr. Awesome.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 года назад +3

      @@connoresmondo that's great, glad you like her.

  • @melimeli628
    @melimeli628 7 лет назад +253

    “What’s your name, my cheater?” Dang google is still salty about the Reynolds pamphlet

    • @ihateants6832
      @ihateants6832 6 лет назад +2

      meli cantu how can you not?

    • @DaAlvaro
      @DaAlvaro 5 месяцев назад

      FRRR

    • @Alice.850
      @Alice.850 5 месяцев назад

      Thank you!
      I was looking for a comment like this!

  • @magicmyah2291
    @magicmyah2291 Год назад +4

    “We had to cope with him.”
    Bootiful

  • @threeheadedmountaindew
    @threeheadedmountaindew 7 лет назад +205

    “Do you know what the script says? How do we know if you can play?” classy fourth wall break

    • @TrueWhovian82
      @TrueWhovian82 7 лет назад +24

      three headed mountain dew I love it when Google Translate seems to know what's it's doing just enough to throw in a joke.

    • @youtubingjaguar5082
      @youtubingjaguar5082 7 лет назад +1

      Yep, Google even made a brilliant joke too! ;)

  • @maristrelle
    @maristrelle 7 лет назад +796

    " what's your name MY CHEATER?"
    Ouch burr , save that for eliza

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 7 лет назад +12

      *мαяу кιтту* nah. Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @berneverything1932
      @berneverything1932 7 лет назад +4

      Or......Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @stephenmcginnis5488
      @stephenmcginnis5488 7 лет назад +6

      Naw, Hamilton cheated on Burr with Laurens

    • @SkyKitten1
      @SkyKitten1 6 лет назад +10

      Hamilton, actually-Lukashenko, had a husband who unfortunately drowned in the toilet

  • @MistySophie
    @MistySophie 3 года назад +4025

    "We have to cope with him"
    "Am I? I'm going to die"
    "Now? with the mamas"
    "Now? he liked it"
    "Am I? I'm very crazy"
    The best part

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 года назад +128

      How does Hamilton die though in this new Alexander Translation (sorry i had to) universe if Aaron Burr is just someone who is losing their mind XD

    • @markhinton250
      @markhinton250 3 года назад +55

      Well, in the real lyrics, Burr does say, "I'm the damn fool that shot him!"

    • @thierryeubanks3586
      @thierryeubanks3586 3 года назад +124

      @@SwagPizza he drowned in the toilet

    • @malu8841
      @malu8841 3 года назад +51

      It's the best part because it could actually be their lines and it would make sense

    • @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764
      @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764 3 года назад +33

      This part actually seemed like a legit parody or something lol

  • @lovedovexoxo6173
    @lovedovexoxo6173 10 месяцев назад +11

    Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?

  • @emmabelle8181
    @emmabelle8181 3 года назад +4201

    “Alcoholics are very wise” is something I imagine Laurens has said while drunk at 2 AM

  • @ranpo_edogawa
    @ranpo_edogawa 7 лет назад +1127

    "And I have sinned many things. Interestingly, you do not have to wait."
    Did you mean: *_Hamilton Act II_*

  • @bluefoxnews3065
    @bluefoxnews3065 4 года назад +494

    Soldiers: "We have to cope with him."
    Me: *pretty sure that's what they said when he broke out in song in the battlefield*
    John: "Am I? I'm going to die"
    Me: *What he said while dying*
    George: "Now? With the Mamas"
    Me: *Ooh George you sly alley cat*
    Angelica, Eliza, and Maria: "Now? He liked it"
    Me: *Lenny face*
    Burr: "Am I? I am very crazy"
    Me: *Agreed*
    Wow google..wow

    • @screemumsm9991
      @screemumsm9991 4 года назад +1

      wait maria who was maria- i feel like i remember her but i don't know-

    • @Hihi-zk3pc
      @Hihi-zk3pc 4 года назад +5

      @@screemumsm9991 Maria Reynolds. You know, the girl hamilton cheated on eliza with

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 года назад +4

      Imagine being a soldier, dealing with all Hamilton's singing.

  • @milicadiy
    @milicadiy 3 года назад +11

    I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out:
    I have saved your letter you wrote to me
    From the moment I read them, I knew you
    I said you are my
    I thought I
    You know that the angelic says
    When will we see the first letter?
    Says
    "Beware of this love
    What you need to survive "
    With my parent's words with my feelings
    Your sentences left me without defense
    You have built a paragraph
    You built the cathedral
    Rimago letters and wrote to me
    Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line
    Some sign when they were
    The world seemed to be worse
    Incite
    You posted letters and wrote
    I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed
    Cleaning your name lost
    You know that the angelic says
    When you read what you did?
    Says
    "You married Icarus
    Flew also close to the sun "
    And your words are obsessed with your inheritance
    Terme your meaning phrases
    You paranoid in each paragraph
    How to perceive yourself
    You
    I deleted a narrative
    To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart
    You torn everything, I am looking at
    Incite
    Looking how it burns
    The world has the right to my heart
    The world will not be placed in the bed
    Don't meet what I said
    URI memory
    Burning letters who could redeem
    You have lost all rights of my heart
    I lost a room on the bed
    I'll sleep in the office place
    When you were just memories of my family
    I hope you'll burn

  • @personontheinternet7881
    @personontheinternet7881 4 года назад +371

    I died after
    ‘FATHER, FATHER, FATHER...
    10 yen

  • @bblilyylensz
    @bblilyylensz 6 лет назад +517

    “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery”
    ... Hamilton in a nutshell ...

  • @dxredeviled6880
    @dxredeviled6880 6 лет назад +1228

    ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO

    • @zoe972
      @zoe972 6 лет назад +1

      Luashenko

    • @dxredeviled6880
      @dxredeviled6880 6 лет назад +3

      luna moon it’s lukashenko, check the video

    • @musicylight8931
      @musicylight8931 6 лет назад +20

      I'm Belarusian and I laughed SO DAMN HARD

    • @Severenn
      @Severenn 6 лет назад +3

      Angel Art ELIZA LUKASHENKO

    • @leeetinaaa163
      @leeetinaaa163 6 лет назад

      Angel Art hey I had he same idea :)

  • @mari._.the._.extrovert5674
    @mari._.the._.extrovert5674 2 года назад +4

    "Interestingly you do not have to wait!" THAT IS JUST A DEFINITION OF THE WHOLE MUSICAL SUMMED UP IN 1 SENTENCE

  • @nohtopia
    @nohtopia 7 лет назад +1078

    Am I? I am very crazy.
    Sounds about right, Burr.
    Edit: OH MY GOD TYSM FOR 1K LIKES

  • @ley8443
    @ley8443 5 лет назад +378

    "There is a lot if baldness and bribery"
    i mean, youre not wrong lmao

  • @usermania340
    @usermania340 7 лет назад +3801

    "Am I? I'm going to die".
    Me: I am so sorry Laurens.

    • @theartsychicken
      @theartsychicken 7 лет назад +117

      Crybaby Angels no refund fees

    • @emyy3979
      @emyy3979 7 лет назад +82

      I thought it was only Phillip who died FOR Alex. Laurens died for another reason.

    • @ziplocbaggy
      @ziplocbaggy 7 лет назад +57

      The Magic Cat Whisperer technically they were played by the same person so

    • @ViveMeorLeti
      @ViveMeorLeti 7 лет назад +74

      Well, Laurens died in the war they were fighting together. At least the way it's laid out in the musical, it's conceivable that Laurens would not have joined the revolution had it not been for Hamilton (the most passionate of the four), or that his fate would have been different. That part of the song is written in a way where the statements fit both characters where the actors had dual roles (ie. Jefferson and Lafayette both fought with Hamilton, but in different ways, and Peggy and Maria both loved him (well, at least in the musical), but in different ways).

    • @randyjadedialtown
      @randyjadedialtown 6 лет назад +25

      aAH WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE AT 27

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Год назад +4

    I've watched the actual _Hamilton_ film, and I found this quite an entertaining way of warning what happens if you rely entirely on Google Translate for translating things into other languages! For example, how did the main character, Alexander Hamilton, turn into Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko, the self-described "last dictator in Europe"? Well, as an American of Belarusian descent, I'd say that Sasha _has_ "sinned many things".
    Thanks for the video!