The best part got cut off! Bryan says, “Are you saying that a mountain lion couldn’t kill you?” And his father says, “That’s a stupid question!”And Bryan says, “Why is that a stupid question?” And his father says, “First of all, a mountain lion, isn’t a real lion!” And second of all a mountain lion wouldn’t dare attack me!” And Bryan says, “Really, and how do you know that?” And he says, “I don’t know that, IT knows that!” 😂😂😂😂
That’s usually my first reaction when I see stories like that cause I automatically assume it’s someone who took no precautions and just went out hiking with headphones on
When I was five years old, I got attacked by a stray cat, I fought it and won, A five-year-old me can take on a Stray cat I think a 180 pound, 6 foot tall man has a fairly good chance of taking on a mountain lion.🤷🏻♂️
The Trilateral Commissioner was probably reading the international affairs section of the newspaper. Seen his handiwork at play. He just had to come up with some bs on the spot real quick to entertain The Kid.
Last summer we had a woman jogger killed by a mountain lion. I'm with Bryan's father though. I'm pretty sure I'm too big for a mountain lion to consider me prey. On the other hand if one did I would be in big trouble. I've seen an 80 lb dog getting ripped to shreds by a 15 lb tomcat - a nearly 200 lb mountain lion would be very unpleasant.
@@dscott6629 bitch shouldn’t have been jogging da fuck y’all doing in a forest we took over damn near all of the world and y’all niggas wanna jog in the one place a mountain lion live like why I know there had to be a track somewhere in her subdivision like stupid bitch at least bring your husband or a gun something
Wrinks is killing it B, great comic never hear of him. Heard he is working the grill at PF Changs now. Water wee dune hair. Diddle and wrikns world tour...GHB and teens
A few years back, a guy out jogging got attacked by one, and he literally choked it to death after pinning its hind legs with his knees so it didn’t gut him.
@@user-ug5xr2gb6j that’s smart as shit! I heard about that but was wondering how he did it… so did he pin its legs and choke it? Or hand down it’s mouth or something?
Though I would say he’s kinda right. 300 years ago everyone carried weapons and spent their lives fighting. A man from 1850 would have killed it even if it got him to a point where he didn’t survive either. We are now soft.
Well he is spot-on correct if he's big that mountain lion don't want him mountain lions all those predators aren't big tough guys like Mike Tyson wanted to fight the best they always grab the crib all the small the week is too sick and eat them
The best part got cut off! Bryan says, “Are you saying that a mountain lion couldn’t kill you?” And his father says, “That’s a stupid question!”And Bryan says, “Why is that a stupid question?” And his father says, “First of all, a mountain lion, isn’t a real lion!” And second of all a mountain lion wouldn’t dare attack me!” And Bryan says, “Really, and how do you know that?” And he says, “I don’t know that, IT knows that!” 😂😂😂😂
the “of course” 😂
That’s usually my first reaction when I see stories like that cause I automatically assume it’s someone who took no precautions and just went out hiking with headphones on
Love you Bryan. From another full grown, straight male.
Nah, if you have to say your straight out of nowhere, you aren’t straight
@@giraffefabricator4537I'm straight
If youve ever fought a cat, make it giant and angrier
Who has ever fought a cat ..
@@darylbrown6739 who hasn't
@@eko4749me and Ur mum
A house cat with the element of surprise would send you to get stitches and anti bodies.
And still not kill you.
When I was five years old, I got attacked by a stray cat, I fought it and won, A five-year-old me can take on a Stray cat I think a 180 pound, 6 foot tall man has a fairly good chance of taking on a mountain lion.🤷🏻♂️
@@Duinurmom247 Bruh a mountain lion weighs up to 220Ibs
@@Duinurmom247tell us how that goes after.
@@Duinurmom247 It isn’t remotely true. But goddamn do I love that logic.
Bryan would show up at the mountain lions house.
He's the most see through person on the internet
Naaahhh
@@justinetters4544 you must relate with him a lot
What do you see? I'm still struggling to put my finger on what about him gets on my nerves.
@@kedabro1957 I think he is very fake
The Trilateral Commissioner was probably reading the international affairs section of the newspaper. Seen his handiwork at play.
He just had to come up with some bs on the spot real quick to entertain The Kid.
Bryan’s own intelligence makes more sense now.
SO GLAD someone else pointed this out.. i was thinking, no wonder he thinks hes so tough too.. what an absolute fool
Imagine not understanding Bry’s comedy at all.
The apple didn't fall far from the tree
This is AMAZING
This sounds more like his dad just doesn't know enough about mountain lions
I’m with your dad on this one I’ve never respected a mountain lion
Bet you'd run kicking freaking out if a house cat mauled you, now size that up to one over 140-210 pounds
Last summer we had a woman jogger killed by a mountain lion. I'm with Bryan's father though. I'm pretty sure I'm too big for a mountain lion to consider me prey. On the other hand if one did I would be in big trouble. I've seen an 80 lb dog getting ripped to shreds by a 15 lb tomcat - a nearly 200 lb mountain lion would be very unpleasant.
@@dscott6629 bitch shouldn’t have been jogging da fuck y’all doing in a forest we took over damn near all of the world and y’all niggas wanna jog in the one place a mountain lion live like why I know there had to be a track somewhere in her subdivision like stupid bitch at least bring your husband or a gun something
That's pretty cool
Stop moving your legs and try talking . You can’t do it can you callen ?😂😂😂
Wrinks is killing it B, great comic never hear of him. Heard he is working the grill at PF Changs now. Water wee dune hair. Diddle and wrikns world tour...GHB and teens
I agree with his father
Dude probably ran, stand your ground. Literally been there and done that.
The Tough Guy©®™ apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
MOOOO
These guys are obsessed with mountain lions
makes NO sense how Brendan has more fans/larger following than him
Because this guy is a piece of shit fucking loser
It's called other people having opinions. You must still be young or I feel bad for soft men like you
I agree. Say what you want about Bryan but he is a real comedian and grinded to get to where he is. Not a make a wish comedian
@@lessthansion Did you have any particular make a wish comedian in mind? xDDDD
Oh yes, hilarious🫤
Ryan reynolds doing standup now?
This dude does not look like Ryan Reynolds, whatsoever! Assuming that that's what you're implying!
@@That1AwkwardDude this isn’t a young Ryan Reynolds?
A feral cat could kill 90% of American men
funnier than schaub
He reminds me of Joe Rogan
I don’t know that. It, knows that lol
Sound like me
🦅
😂😂😂😂
Well they are much smaller than African lions they only weigh up to like 90 pounds… but still it’s crazy to think you could take one in a fight
A few years back, a guy out jogging got attacked by one, and he literally choked it to death after pinning its hind legs with his knees so it didn’t gut him.
To the death? That mountain lion getting asphyxiated.
@@user-ug5xr2gb6j that’s smart as shit! I heard about that but was wondering how he did it… so did he pin its legs and choke it? Or hand down it’s mouth or something?
Who told you that they can get up to 180 lbs and are like 5-6 feet long they are killing machines
Can crowder press the button already
Though I would say he’s kinda right. 300 years ago everyone carried weapons and spent their lives fighting. A man from 1850 would have killed it even if it got him to a point where he didn’t survive either. We are now soft.
Wrinkssssss!
🤣🤣
Callen is so un-funny it's hilarious
Wow. Sounds like it’s from Brendan’s special and you pulled from it. Old man brain
So that's what happens to rogans jokes that suck
That so... unfunny
Well he is spot-on correct if he's big that mountain lion don't want him mountain lions all those predators aren't big tough guys like Mike Tyson wanted to fight the best they always grab the crib all the small the week is too sick and eat them
This is awful…
It’s the alcohol
@@Goddamn_heisenberg no no, I’mdrunk and it’s still not funny
This is supposed to be funny?
this guy makes crowder seem funny…..
No. Nobody make crowder seem funny. Crowder doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
😂😂😂