You'd barely see Dante since he's the type of guy to pretend to not care but is keeping you at a distance so you don't get caught up in his life/problems.
I dunno about you, but Photoshop Flowey, Scarecrow from Arkham Knight, Albert Wesker, Quan Chi, Makarov, Sephiroth, Joker, Pyramid Head, Alma, and sans & PAPYRUS all seem like they would be pretty chill roommates.
Bravo Tango 72-74: if I got a house big enough for him he’s trustworthy intelligent and strong can help with moving furniture and the like Isabel: absolutely adorable and just seems fun to hangout with Chai and 8o8: just rockin out all night long
I don't want to marry Lillia, but I'd like to share a platonic communal living space together. Why Lillia is my ideal candidate for a roommate. Not only is Lillia as sweet as a button, but her gentle heart is much too tender to ever call me out for eating venison cutlets at the dinner table. You just know that the darling doe will chew on her kale salad and listen to my mastications in uncomfortable silence. At night I could go to bed knowing that I'll have good dreams, because my dreamy doe is across the hall, existing platonically. On Halloween we'd watch horror movies. She'd grab my hand whenever something in the film frightened her, but I'd respectfully nudge it away because we're just friends. Lillia's in-game quotes indicate that she does not know how to use doors. That's fucking adorable. We won't have much privacy in our cottage without any of those, but we'll save a lot of money on door repairs. Each month, I'd help my cloven comrade with hoof maintenance. In reciprocal harmony, her calming presence would help me stave off the debilitating dread that I have toward my future, because I'm writing a dumb Reddit post instead of learning how to program a simple For Loop in Python. But Soraka and Hecarim have hooves, too. Why not one of them? This is not about hooves. Yes, Soraka can probably cook a mean plate of tendies when I'm bedridden, but there are a lot of obvious downsides to living with her. I've already had my life ruined by a stage-five clinger with full body tattoos once before. I'm not comfortable going down that road again. No amount of celestial healing can stitch up the boo-boos engraved on someone's heart. There's also a strong chance that she hangs the toilet paper roll on her horn, which means I'll have to put the roll back onto the toilet paper holder every single time I have to make mudpie. As for Hecarim, I'll never forgive him for dunking on my girl Kalista like that. That horse isn't loyal. Lillia would die for me. And her hooves are divine. Home Security If someone breaks into our home, I want a roommate who has sharp enough ears to detect them. Anyone who has played Lillia knows that she never shuts the fuck up about dreams. She talks to them, and they talk back. Since I can't hear them, then either Lillia's hearing is exceptional, or she is severely mentally ill, which is also a huge plus. Honestly, if I wanted a roommate with their shit together, I'd be bunking with Garen or applying for a job as Mommy Glasc's special toy. Bathroom A long while back, another Redditor authored a scientific reflection on why Lillia is biologically incapable of voiding her bowels. You can see where I'm going with this. Our bathroom will be for me and me alone. When she does get too stinky from her full-time job of frolicking in the woods, I can hose her down in the backyard. Conclusion After a long day at my real job that I have for real, the sound of Lillia's hooves racing down the hall to welcome me home would fill my body with more bliss than mere mortal contrivances ever could. (Credit to u/HolypenguinHere on Reddit)
Hear me out. V2 from ultrakill,they are made to protect humans and be nice to them. For power it will be a problem but i can just send her to the forest for a bit and then let her go crazy
I love Wrench so much, he’s just me if I were less antisocial 😂 Also, Tony Stark is technically a video game character, imagine the cool sh!t I’d get to do as his roommate, and even if I don’t get to be the next Iron Man sidekick, I’m still roommates with f*cking Iron Man.
Wrench is such a W pick
i forgot to mention ezio
At least you mention him here
All fun and games until he rizzes up your girl by just being in the same room with just his accent.
But I'll choose Lui kang.
Both Ryu and Ezio would quite get along, they will share their own wisdom from one another.
Kratos, cause he’s a calm, reasonable person
W pick but if it was young kratos I'd cry💀
Sonic would eat half before getting home
Good thing there is only two of you then.
You'd barely see Dante since he's the type of guy to pretend to not care but is keeping you at a distance so you don't get caught up in his life/problems.
Maybe not keep at a distance if you’re the one who pays for the pizza
@@Wheatley_online You'll only see him for food or when he's paying you back the money he owes you only to need to borrow it back to buy more pizza 😂.
Kratos would destroy the whole building just because you moved something that belongs to him.
1) Connor Kenway/Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed III)
2) Dante (Devil May Cry)
3) Arthur Morgan ( RDR II)
4) CJ (GTA: San Andreas)
5) Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
"The Burned Man is all about the Lord and his pistols." You goddamn right he is.
Just imagine vergil as your roommate
Doomguy... he seems chill
Ellie or Dina from last of us, they seem chill and they know how to party
Dina maybe but Ellie seems like the person to attract a lot of bs
I think Nathan Drake from uncharted would be an extremely cool and chill person to talk to.
Nah bro, Dante chill asf, he's just the wacky wahoo pizza guy fr fr
Steve minecraft, bro is basically a god, and seems kinda like just a good person (based off trailers not players)
Kratos would hit u with wise quotes the whole timr
I'd pick Dom from Gears of War
Heavy from tf2 would be a good pic, bro is usually chill and pretty smart, and can defend you in a fight
Blaidd from elden ring bros chill as hell either that or johnny silverhand
Half of these guys would get you targeted by various militaristic organizations, kidnapped, interrogated and quite possibly killed.
Wrench(Watch Dogs)
Miles Morales and Peter Parker (Insomniac Spider-Man)
Astro(Astro's Playroom)
Dante(DMC)
Nightwing(Batman Arkham Knight/Gotham Knights)
I think some yes man type of caracter like a far cry MC Jimmy from bully, Franklin from GTA...and yes man form fallout NV .
I dunno about you, but Photoshop Flowey, Scarecrow from Arkham Knight, Albert Wesker, Quan Chi, Makarov, Sephiroth, Joker, Pyramid Head, Alma, and sans & PAPYRUS all seem like they would be pretty chill roommates.
Bravo Tango 72-74: if I got a house big enough for him he’s trustworthy intelligent and strong can help with moving furniture and the like
Isabel: absolutely adorable and just seems fun to hangout with
Chai and 8o8: just rockin out all night long
Mario & Sonic
Sonic cause chill and fast
And Mario cause bros the most generous person in the universe
Either the Courier or Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas
I don't want to marry Lillia, but I'd like to share a platonic communal living space together.
Why Lillia is my ideal candidate for a roommate.
Not only is Lillia as sweet as a button, but her gentle heart is much too tender to ever call me out for eating venison cutlets at the dinner table. You just know that the darling doe will chew on her kale salad and listen to my mastications in uncomfortable silence. At night I could go to bed knowing that I'll have good dreams, because my dreamy doe is across the hall, existing platonically. On Halloween we'd watch horror movies. She'd grab my hand whenever something in the film frightened her, but I'd respectfully nudge it away because we're just friends.
Lillia's in-game quotes indicate that she does not know how to use doors. That's fucking adorable. We won't have much privacy in our cottage without any of those, but we'll save a lot of money on door repairs. Each month, I'd help my cloven comrade with hoof maintenance. In reciprocal harmony, her calming presence would help me stave off the debilitating dread that I have toward my future, because I'm writing a dumb Reddit post instead of learning how to program a simple For Loop in Python.
But Soraka and Hecarim have hooves, too. Why not one of them?
This is not about hooves. Yes, Soraka can probably cook a mean plate of tendies when I'm bedridden, but there are a lot of obvious downsides to living with her. I've already had my life ruined by a stage-five clinger with full body tattoos once before. I'm not comfortable going down that road again. No amount of celestial healing can stitch up the boo-boos engraved on someone's heart. There's also a strong chance that she hangs the toilet paper roll on her horn, which means I'll have to put the roll back onto the toilet paper holder every single time I have to make mudpie. As for Hecarim, I'll never forgive him for dunking on my girl Kalista like that. That horse isn't loyal. Lillia would die for me. And her hooves are divine.
Home Security
If someone breaks into our home, I want a roommate who has sharp enough ears to detect them. Anyone who has played Lillia knows that she never shuts the fuck up about dreams. She talks to them, and they talk back. Since I can't hear them, then either Lillia's hearing is exceptional, or she is severely mentally ill, which is also a huge plus. Honestly, if I wanted a roommate with their shit together, I'd be bunking with Garen or applying for a job as Mommy Glasc's special toy.
Bathroom
A long while back, another Redditor authored a scientific reflection on why Lillia is biologically incapable of voiding her bowels. You can see where I'm going with this. Our bathroom will be for me and me alone. When she does get too stinky from her full-time job of frolicking in the woods, I can hose her down in the backyard.
Conclusion
After a long day at my real job that I have for real, the sound of Lillia's hooves racing down the hall to welcome me home would fill my body with more bliss than mere mortal contrivances ever could.
(Credit to u/HolypenguinHere on Reddit)
Sonic is pretty chill tbh, even if he doesn’t like following rules very often, he’s still really friendly and helpful
Nick valentine would also be nice
Hear me out. V2 from ultrakill,they are made to protect humans and be nice to them. For power it will be a problem but i can just send her to the forest for a bit and then let her go crazy
Alan Wake,Jason Brody or Jimmy Hopkins
Clank, from rachet and clank
I'd use your list but change arthur with liu kang mk11 one
Like three good picks from this
Lester for hacking purposes
Kratos,mario,anng and anyone good guys from the legend of kora series
Sonic would get so annoying so fast
The Lord and Two Pistols, no better combo.
Mine is Lisa from genshin impact period.
Arno from assassins creed unity
luigi but kirby is a good pick if you have a lot of garbage
I'm going with jin from ghost of tsushima
Solaire from Dark souls 1 🗿
I don't mess with the relegious
For me its going to be the biometals
Bro fogot to take his pills
Bill overbeck
Part 2
Cayde 6
Goust
Cade-6
Chin li
Astolfo..💀
Ghost og
I would Choose Either Gordon Freeman to help me study, or Kratos to help me get buff.
I love Wrench so much, he’s just me if I were less antisocial 😂
Also, Tony Stark is technically a video game character, imagine the cool sh!t I’d get to do as his roommate, and even if I don’t get to be the next Iron Man sidekick, I’m still roommates with f*cking Iron Man.
Joel from Helldivers, he neverther biased and always there to make life interesting.
Jackie Welles would be lit
Chun Li. Need I say anything else
Bro don’t let lust ein it destroys people