“Potpourri,” Original Song by Mark Christensen

Lyrics:
I wanna play a song!
Stick a pen inside your ear, make the wax all disappear,
Reinstalling Microsoft, fantasizing Lara Croft.
(Chorus)
Writing songs that make no sense, throwing rocks that make no dents,
Sing it at a higher note, sell your car and buy a boat.
We’ve been making so much stride, since the web went worldwide,
Dip me in some apple sauce, rolling stones gather no moss.
(Chorus)
I would like to have a dog, shadow once saw his groundhog,
Tik tok’s the epitome, of modern stupidity.
(Chorus)
Surfing on the internets, war against the soviets,
Hitch a ride on Hale Bop, Operation Dumbo Drop.
(Chorus)
Stealing stuff that isn’t yours, wearing masks inside all stores,
Drink a shot without a chase, updating your old myspace.
(Chorus)
What became of OMC? Join me at the monster mash.
Try to make some more money, just to buy my home… with cash.

[@JordanMooren]

This is amazing! 😂👌🏻 you inspire me! ❤️

[@korbanman]

Aww thanks!