Running for US President - Mock the Week - BBC

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @psychocrysis2
    @psychocrysis2 9 лет назад +490

    Worst line for US President:
    "Thank you all, and God save the Queen!"

    • @SoulessNinja
      @SoulessNinja 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah, the US doesn't elect people with intelligence, It's hard to come by over there.

    • @AvoltageGaming
      @AvoltageGaming 8 лет назад +5

      +Kurz yep, not many people with intelligence over here. I do wonder what HARVARD, PRINCETON, and YALE are doing with their students... I guess they should really get some advice from INDIANAPOLIS or WEST POINT. Though I'm sure that BROWN,COLUMBIA,CORNELL,DARTMOUTH, and the UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA would also like to chip in.

    • @SoulessNinja
      @SoulessNinja 8 лет назад +4

      AvoltageGaming Child Day care centres for the far left. They're nothing but a joke.

    • @AvoltageGaming
      @AvoltageGaming 8 лет назад +3

      If the finest, highest ranked universities in the world are "child day care centres," I do wonder what the hell that makes every other lower university.

    • @psychocrysis2
      @psychocrysis2 8 лет назад

      Kurz Says the country that banned knives.

  • @OllyScarecrow
    @OllyScarecrow 9 лет назад +398

    Is anyone gonna talk about Ed Byrne's happy dance after his terrible pun? xD

    • @swskitso
      @swskitso 7 лет назад +45

      thought I would give you an update. seams the answer to your question was no

    • @hehwhwh727
      @hehwhwh727 6 лет назад +2

      mike dutdut ed byrne is an unfunny nerd

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 6 лет назад +23

      Ed Byrne is hilarious, he's absolutely brilliant live

    • @stenoch
      @stenoch 5 лет назад +7

      Ed's happy dance speaks for itself.

    • @samvidas9599
      @samvidas9599 5 лет назад +7

      On the contrary, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I find him to be quite the funny nerd. You ought to see him live. Plus, he's adorable.

  • @JennyJamx
    @JennyJamx 17 лет назад +15

    'I have an excellent war record...it's pipes of peace by Paul McCartney'
    Frankie's a legend ^-^

  • @mindlessgonzoalt
    @mindlessgonzoalt 9 лет назад +225

    "The only reason I am running for president is to punish those who wronged me as a child. Now who's laughing?"

  • @Darkjonny79
    @Darkjonny79 13 лет назад +98

    *Ed says his bad Joke*
    *Ed dances*
    Dara "The points go to Russel, Ed and Andy"
    Ed won them the points

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 10 месяцев назад

      We watched the video

  • @jellybaby1001
    @jellybaby1001 8 лет назад +181

    There's no skeletons in MY closet. The bodies haven't decomposed yet.

  • @laurabowden5
    @laurabowden5 8 лет назад +54

    The last one! That was an excellent pun!! He was so pleased with himself 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ghargr18
    @Ghargr18 8 лет назад +83

    1:59 'I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.'

  • @Robman275
    @Robman275 15 лет назад +22

    "And I've to say, the winner of the maration is 4 men tied together dressed as spiderman"
    Shit, Fathers for Justice is really stepping up it's game

  • @CelesteStClair
    @CelesteStClair 10 лет назад +97

    ALL VOTE FOR
    PRESIDENT SHOWADDYWADDY
    'SSHWADDEWADDE'

  • @MrEarthling99
    @MrEarthling99 10 лет назад +240

    My suggestion, 'It's over my fellow Americans, our founders dream is dead, so on my first day in office we will return to British rule'.

    • @DarkKreig
      @DarkKreig 10 лет назад +13

      "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We are now, communist."

    • @gupiwa
      @gupiwa 10 лет назад +22

      England would never want that place back, not after what they've done to it.

    • @MarcoGerard99
      @MarcoGerard99 10 лет назад +7

      When he said i have no skeletons in my closet i honestly thought he was going to say, "I just have an intern"

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 9 лет назад +5

      gupiwa Us Scots will take it. We shall keep the populace happy with our deep-fried foods while we harvest its resources.

    • @tomwithey711
      @tomwithey711 8 лет назад +1

      I hope you're planning on letting those damned Yankees have British passports =0

  • @Pitythefools
    @Pitythefools 16 лет назад +3

    Hugh absolutely destroys the others in this one...priceless
    "And there's the bell! can someone get the door please? im commentating!"

  • @catandfishfc
    @catandfishfc 8 лет назад +388

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN!

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +11

      Make America Really British Like England
      M.A.R.B.L.E
      Because our President lost all his!!

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 года назад +1

      "Make America Britain's again"?
      Or "Make America British again"?

  • @awisepirate4919
    @awisepirate4919 8 лет назад +78

    Frankie's 9/11 joke at 2:17 is so ironic after the Trump '7/11' incident

    • @MiskonceptioN
      @MiskonceptioN 4 года назад +2

      I don't think irony means what you think it means.

    • @mr2atara
      @mr2atara 4 года назад +1

      9/11 happened on September 12th

    • @BlueAxeRacer
      @BlueAxeRacer 3 года назад

      7/11 is a separate thing tho

  • @JohnnyMac95
    @JohnnyMac95 9 лет назад +20

    Took me a long time to realise Hugh was doing a Jimmy Savile impression. No fucking way would anyone be allowed to do that today

  • @everything5554
    @everything5554 9 лет назад +8

    Spot on Rick Perry impression @ 2:08

  • @darkamora5123
    @darkamora5123 10 лет назад +52

    Actually I think the candidate who said he smoked marijuana and inhaled...just now, would probably get more votes than you think.

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower 10 лет назад +15

      Bit after the fact, given that someone did and he won! Obama smoked weed and he didn't deny it. And this is not an attempt to put the President down. In all honesty, we need more former stoners as heads of state. Not current stoners, that'd be a problem.

    • @red5941
      @red5941 9 лет назад +4

      T Duke Perry What more can they do that Bush didn't do first?

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Because a former drunk got them into a war.

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower 9 лет назад +2

      ***** This may be a stereotype, but a drunk is more likely to cause a fight cause you looked at them wrong, while a stoner is more likely to call for peace and love, hence the 60s.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 6 лет назад

      T Duke Perry Depends what they took.

  • @MrDOCTORDERPY
    @MrDOCTORDERPY 8 лет назад +76

    I will never forget the horrible events of 912.
    Donald Trump came very close to actually saying that

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 7 лет назад +13

      MrDOCTORDERPY "I bombed Iraq"
      "You mean Syria."
      "I bombed Syria"

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 лет назад +5

      @@jeremiahshields679 Obama: made one blunder and acknowledged it later.
      Trump: lies, blunders, talks about oranges and later on he doubles down or denies but either way keeps on lying. That's the difference.

  • @jjferrit
    @jjferrit 16 лет назад +1

    that little dance at the end is the best! XD

  • @NaughtyBoyCutler
    @NaughtyBoyCutler 9 лет назад +73

    Entry for running for US President "Iran has oil? Sounds like they need some freedom."

    • @necktiefox2917
      @necktiefox2917 5 лет назад

      And here's mine!: BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
      LET... THESE UNITED STATES... BUUUURRRRRNNNNN!

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 5 лет назад

      It happened

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 4 года назад

      Reminds me of the "worst things to hear in the oval office" in one of the first seasons (said in a W Bush voice); "Oh that, that's a map of Iran".

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 7 лет назад +4

    I love Ed's happy dance

  • @JaceDraccus
    @JaceDraccus 5 лет назад +5

    "Me have one policy. Solve everything. COOKIES FOR ALL!"

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 3 года назад +2

      You’ve got my vote. 🍪

  • @ELStudente
    @ELStudente 17 лет назад +2

    "Now i know what you're thinking-a Saggitarius for President?! But, I have Leo rising!"
    Ed Byrne=absolutely hilarious. Plus Frankie Boyle's a ledge!

  • @trier4952
    @trier4952 10 лет назад +10

    2:07
    Rick Perry's 2012 campaign.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 лет назад +1

      What a time when the least intelligent person was still at least somewhat lucid. And lost.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 8 лет назад +51

    I guess I have been a bit over the top. My apologies to everyone I've offended. - Trump

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 7 лет назад +6

      That would be a good thing though.

    • @BlahDBlahDBlah
      @BlahDBlahDBlah 3 года назад +2

      Four years later, and he's out - and there's still no chance of hearing him say that.

  • @mikegrace7151
    @mikegrace7151 6 лет назад +20

    "I'm like George Bush but less intelligent."
    Uh...

  • @AvoltageGaming
    @AvoltageGaming 8 лет назад +41

    "I, Donald J Trump, Will be running for president of the United States!"

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 17 лет назад +1

    "I would like you to call me.....President Showaddywaddy" fantastic randomness! love it!

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 15 лет назад +3

    Huge Denis is the only guy on mock the week who makes a trademark out of Shawoddy woddy & still makes it funny every time he says it.

  • @delinquentboss
    @delinquentboss 12 лет назад

    thanks for typing this! there was so much need for it

  • @themightybooshx19x
    @themightybooshx19x 13 лет назад +1

    Got to love Ed and Hugh!

  • @HotRats86
    @HotRats86 17 лет назад +1

    This clip has become a regular fixture during my visits to the tube!
    Its all about you MR. BOYLE!!

  • @ProBreaker
    @ProBreaker 9 лет назад +17

    "do i have any skeletons in my closet? of course not. Break them down enough, and the bones becomes a great ingredient when your dinner needs a little extra calcium"

  • @BlaizeV
    @BlaizeV 14 лет назад +1

    That Pipes of Peace joke was Genius !

  • @xpiatrox
    @xpiatrox 17 лет назад +1

    i love eds dance at the end it makes the joke actually work lol

  • @MDProductions07
    @MDProductions07 17 лет назад

    mock the week keeps getting better and better

  • @oliverentwistle355
    @oliverentwistle355 11 лет назад +40

    Schwaddywaddy

  • @emperessemma
    @emperessemma 16 лет назад

    I love his little dance at the end!

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 14 лет назад

    I would like you to call me President Showaddywaddy
    Hugh Dennis' Showaddywaddy jokes are hilarious and they always make me laugh

  • @Anonymous-mw5en
    @Anonymous-mw5en 8 лет назад +151

    The worst thing to say when running for us president. ' hello, my name is Donald trump...'

    • @3qui1i6riM
      @3qui1i6riM 8 лет назад +52

      On the flip side, "Hello, I'm Hilary Clinton!"

    • @mrmime5791
      @mrmime5791 7 лет назад +10

      Actually that's found to be quite effective

    • @maxblechman2665
      @maxblechman2665 6 лет назад +3

      This comment did not age well at all

  • @Alam220696
    @Alam220696 10 лет назад +17

    Croatia found some oil... better give them some freedom... :b

    • @Alam220696
      @Alam220696 10 лет назад +5

      Not really... I meant that the countries where the US are the most active, in military power and influence, tend to find or have found oil. Co-incidence?

  • @chrisrobertson8902
    @chrisrobertson8902 11 лет назад +24

    Worst quote for presidential election...
    Interviewer: Sir, you are losing by 83% what do you have to say?"
    Canident: Bitch please...

  • @LegalVampire
    @LegalVampire 13 лет назад +1

    "...mincing their way in to the stadium" buzzz "HA HA HA."

  • @SuziePenguin
    @SuziePenguin 12 лет назад +1

    gotta love Ed. He always brings the puns.

  • @GGov86
    @GGov86 12 лет назад +1

    I love Hugh's Rick Perry impression.

  • @Clarestovold
    @Clarestovold 17 лет назад +1

    "Now we come to our quick round called scenes we'd like to see, this is for everyone"...it sounds like he says "Everan" XD

  • @darkraerae
    @darkraerae 15 лет назад

    Ed's dance at the end was awesome!

  • @soheavyastokill
    @soheavyastokill 12 лет назад +2

    ed's victory dance made my day

  • @Bloke-98
    @Bloke-98 9 лет назад +7

    "I'm an agnostic" *revolution*

  • @SaraB1989
    @SaraB1989 16 лет назад

    "...and there's the bell!!! Can someone get the door please? I'm commentating!!!"
    hahahha classic!!!

  • @yeye992
    @yeye992 17 лет назад +1

    i luv it when hugh gets an evil face at the end of each joke

  • @m3erw
    @m3erw 14 лет назад

    I love the last joke by Ed. Brilliant!!

  • @firebird8798
    @firebird8798 14 лет назад

    that joke at the end made me want to shrivel up......which is why it was funny lmao

  • @Trookieness
    @Trookieness 16 лет назад

    "I know what you're thinking: 'A Sagitarius for president?' But I have Leo rising!" XD Amazing!

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 лет назад +2

    Skeletons in my closet? Oh, nonono! Hahaha. They’re not nearly skeletons yet...

  • @HereComeTheDrums42
    @HereComeTheDrums42 16 лет назад

    God i love ed byrne. His dance at the end is awsome!!! xDDD i remember recording this and watching that bit over and over again. xDDD

  • @lionheart1531
    @lionheart1531 17 лет назад

    Yes! thx 4 the heads up!

  • @Anonymous-mw5en
    @Anonymous-mw5en 8 лет назад +27

    Russell? What happened?

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 4 года назад

      It's tough to get a word in when Frankie's talking about politics.
      About a country 2000 miles away.
      In a country that he doesn't actually give a shit about.
      They shouldn't have called it Mock the Week but the Frankie Boyle Show with accessories.

  • @hgfd_hgfds
    @hgfd_hgfds 12 лет назад +1

    Silly 2 at the end, getting in the way of happy dance :D

  • @Gontaza
    @Gontaza 13 лет назад

    2:08 Best Rick Perry impression I've ever heard!

  • @WH1T3YHD
    @WH1T3YHD 13 лет назад

    I love how pipes of peace is in the suggestions

  • @rtozier2011
    @rtozier2011 12 лет назад

    I love at 3.10 when Frankie makes himself laugh. :)

  • @thepplofcrazyland
    @thepplofcrazyland 17 лет назад

    tragedy in the water polo as most of the horses drown
    frankie and russel are the BEST!

  • @zionkraze9965
    @zionkraze9965 13 лет назад

    I remember watching this on Too hot for TV DVD. Some of the best are on there!

  • @JennyJamx
    @JennyJamx 17 лет назад

    Hilarous XD
    gets me every time
    Is Ed going for the Dr Who look? ^-^
    x

  • @maddyarkle
    @maddyarkle 17 лет назад +2

    haha! i love it when you hear russel do that random laugh at the others jokes like "HAH" so cute.

  • @stefk123
    @stefk123 16 лет назад

    "This should be a laugh, women running!"
    LOL!

  • @anachyinuk
    @anachyinuk 16 лет назад

    Best bits:-
    1.If he could learn to use 2 legs
    2.And there's the bell can someone get the door, i'm commentating
    3.shawadiwadi
    4.Its Pipes of Peace
    5.But i did not inhail

  • @grungeman59
    @grungeman59 12 лет назад

    love Ed's dance at the end

  • @remyworldpeace
    @remyworldpeace 17 лет назад

    Thanks for that.
    Was a little confused!

  • @rhyscarter3939
    @rhyscarter3939 4 года назад +2

    There are no skeletons in my closet, I keep them in my basement.

  • @BeckusTitheroff
    @BeckusTitheroff 16 лет назад

    frankie and hugh are fabulous!!!

  • @aml133
    @aml133 8 лет назад +10

    Mock the Week - Predicting the future 8 years later @ 2:15

    • @Spiegel1989
      @Spiegel1989 8 лет назад +3

      +aml133 Life imitating art, that is. Wonder if Frankie's heard about it yet?

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 7 лет назад

      The more Frankie is proved to be prophetic, the more depressed he becomes.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 лет назад +8

    ''Im running for president? oh i thought i was running to lose weight''

  • @unfad1ng
    @unfad1ng 11 лет назад

    much better than anyone of them could think of

  • @princesskib
    @princesskib 16 лет назад

    lmao i love this!!! Does anyone know where i can find the clip of Ed running off with the microphone??

  • @skateboard4zero
    @skateboard4zero 17 лет назад

    LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!

  • @Shuggens123
    @Shuggens123 17 лет назад

    Hahaaa!!President Showaddywaddy!!
    Pure Genius, These People Are Amazing!!

  • @tinybesto
    @tinybesto 17 лет назад

    Could anyone get a clip of this whole show please as i love this espiode.

  • @danielmiller3596
    @danielmiller3596 3 года назад +1

    *reads title* Oh, if they only had known...

  • @fragilepaper
    @fragilepaper 14 лет назад

    Awesome rave at the end!

  • @locolewis640
    @locolewis640 8 лет назад +17

    'Worst thing to say as president?' FUCK IT IM BUILDING A WALL!

  • @WJHL19
    @WJHL19 16 лет назад

    I love the last joke its so bad its hilarious

  • @KimperialMarch
    @KimperialMarch 12 лет назад

    Oh, the amusement at a Frankie Boyle quip in the second round that only made it to the Too Hot For TV II DVD.

  • @ventril0quist
    @ventril0quist 11 лет назад

    Alun "the Cockerel" Cochran is hilarious!

  • @ICExcellenceT2
    @ICExcellenceT2 10 лет назад +11

    @2:24 gets me every single time.

    • @TheMatthewfusion
      @TheMatthewfusion 10 лет назад

      don't get it :(

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 10 лет назад +3

      Mathijs Pablo Xerez "I'm a Sagittarius" is a joke about people who take their star-signs literally and read their horoscopes. Horoscopes are vague and open to interpretation, meaning most skeptical people see those who read them as weak-minded...
      And lets be fair... you don't want someone running a country if they wake up in the morning and go "what does this strip of paper say my day will be like? Oh look, I have to take matters into my own hands today! Let's launch the nukes."

    • @qhsperson
      @qhsperson 9 лет назад +1

      angryboy2k9 Like Ronald Reagan? Nancy Reagan had an astrologer, and she (NR) "advised" RR about things the astrologer had told her. Given his failing mental health, there's no way to know what he believed and acted on.

  • @phemyda94
    @phemyda94 12 лет назад

    I love the way Dara says "evryun"

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 12 лет назад

    I'm American and I loved them all.

  • @katemcgowan5890
    @katemcgowan5890 8 лет назад +6

    build walls not bridges !.. I wait

  • @Rikairiify
    @Rikairiify 15 лет назад

    Showaddehwaddeh!
    LOL I know it's 'Showaddywaddy' but the pronounciation is funny.

  • @bartdekooldj
    @bartdekooldj 17 лет назад

    cheers mate!!

  • @FURYCHAOS184
    @FURYCHAOS184 11 лет назад +2

    It would be worth it just to see Alex Jones' face XD

  • @JackD791
    @JackD791 13 лет назад

    Frankie Boyle is a legend!

  • @Reecey42
    @Reecey42 12 лет назад

    featured video: Shawaddawadda Under The Moon Of Love hahahha

  • @cunijoeme
    @cunijoeme 13 лет назад

    i like it how pipes of peace is in the suggested lol =]

  • @polobear1111
    @polobear1111 15 лет назад

    Mock The Week is class

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 6 лет назад +2

    Frankie Boyle for President. 😎

  • @Pitythefools
    @Pitythefools 16 лет назад

    "And theres the bell! can someone get the door please? im commentating"
    ROFL

  • @wisniorek
    @wisniorek 12 лет назад

    Hugh ALWAYS looks back at the screen after telling a joke, probably to remind himself what the subject is:)))

  • @vixvapourub
    @vixvapourub 12 лет назад

    lol love ed byrne!