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- Nicolle Flint takes out the trash... apparently
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Fuck yeah, another “Friendlyjordies destroys a rando aussie politician” episode
just say 'fuck' you pussy
the more the merrier i say, there are too many shit cunt politicians with facades to trick the public and they need to be brought to light.
The Exposer Yeah I’m sure if he made a video on Daniel Andrews that’s what he’d say
@The Exposer ruclips.net/channel/UCH5DvLROPALz98_lJrrsGsgabout
Oh look a Fresh Blank RUclips Account.
@Jim lastname Just exposing the exposer for others to see.
This Warhammer Channel produces some weird content sometimes, looking forward to your documentary on the Murray Darling!
Ahh yes, the glorious Battle for the Murray Darling
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Yeah man.. if the emperor had a text to speech device is getting odder and Kitten is so life like these days
Duncan looks weird nowadays. Is he okay? A little unhinged...
Shut the fuck up about warhammer
Liberal party back in 2010-2013: Look at what Gillard is wearing, she is not fit to be PM
Liberal party now: How dare you insult my choice of clothes!!!!!!!!
was thinking the same lol
This is their version of personal growth.
They demanded the same kid glove treatment for Julie Bishop as well.
It's all pretend wokeness because they realise society is getting more progressive (for better or worse) and they want to jump on the bandwagon without actually doing anything progressive.
@@pt8306 "Leigh Sales disrespected the Prime Minister!" - from the reporter who organised Ditch the Witch/Bob Brown's bitch anti Gillard pro Abbott rally...
Jordan: 'She voted to privatise the Visa system.'
Me after a few seconds for the sentence to sink into my thick skull: 'WHAT!?'
Privatise the whales!
Privatize privatization!
Took me a minute, but yeah WHAT THE FUCK
Ben Agar privatize parliament! 👍
Privatise the Whole Government, upgrades people upgrades
So glad the algorithm has spat this back out in response to her whinging in parliament 😂😂😂😂
thats why im here too!
Aye! Her narcissism runs in a full circle again!
I'd rather live in Flint Michigan than vote for Nicolle Flint
Rather live in Gary Illinois
Indeed. the LNP are more poisonous than the lead in Flint.
Goht damn!
Yeah try that one again chief
Oo burn
Learning about politics from a man dressed in a rubbish bag is as Aussie as learning about drugs from a giraffe in the back of a caravan.
Healthy Harold was bad influence 🤣
I was one of the people that heard the healthy Harold women smoked. My view on drugs are idc the girafe smokes
caravan? man, we just had a strange white van parked in the playground...
Rank Prime Ministers by swimming ability
But for the love of God leave those red speedos out of it, lol
Fie Mouse reckon we know who’s coming last
1. Harold Holt
Holts clearly on top, he's been going for over 50 years and hasn't even come back to land yet
If it’s to be bipartisan I suggest using the Holt/Abbot scale....
The secret sound is clearly a sky news sound tech, racking a fat rail of charlie, with all those Murdoch dollar bills ya’ll.
🤣🤣
I think it is the sound of someone opening a tub of yoghurt.
Can confirm definately a fat stack of booger sugar being snooted😂
That's the joke isn't it? Did anyone think it was something else...?
@@teganhunter9977 it’s someone sighing in frustration at her
Marilyn Monroe did this except with a potato sack for similar criticism but she had the sense to have a pro photoshoot for it.
Flint is a hack and not even funny
Marilyn also lived in a time when women were legitimately facing powerful movements of repression.
Sounds like Clive Palmer inhaling a pack of Tim Tams
Clive, with brown crumbs under his nose: "Crushed bikkies anyone?"
Yes clive. Eat those Tim Tams. The more he eats that shit, the earlier the chance of him not existing anymore.
I heard a Dyson turn on in my imagination reading this.
🤣🤣
As a South Australian I thank you for your service in drawing attention to one of the worst human beings in the country
Friendlyjordies on Marcus's show "I like prawns don't you mate?"
Friendlyjordies today: "A filth eating bottom dweller"
Well I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive. I liked my ex GF and she was a bit of a filth eating bottom dweller.
Was she also important to the ecosystem? I guess so because it teaches you stuff.
More like a bottom eating filth dweller
The Duality of Man
Jordy saying "shut up, Simp" maybe made my day.
Not gonna lie, it turned me on a little
I can't believe Jordan was a model.
He dresses like a guy who looks like he calls guys Bruz and Prawns
Models don't dress themselves, designers do
He is good looking.
Jordies dresses like a 12 year old boy at a Blue Light Disco hoping to impress his crush
I only said it bcz u brought it up
O Glack Damn bruz...
damn son, nailed it there.
😭
😂 blue light disco oof too many repressed memories
Jordies doesn’t look ‘that’ bad. Fashion defended.
Actually he's quite handsome. Almost like a model
"I posit your garbage bag is less a statement than a Freudian slip" 🤣😍😵
Mr Shanks,
Could you please talk about Clive Palmer and his bid to tear down WA's hard border restrictions and Scott Morrison's endorsement of it.
Sincerely,
A Scared WA Resident
It's like he's trying to force his loins in and penetrate your state, he doesn't care why not, just wants to get his rona-rocks off, filthy bastard
Scumo did back out after he realised the back lash was gonna hurt his voter turnout
How goods the burger that was made to specifically detail how much we want him to fuck off 😂
Mark McGowan is an absolute legend
Yes!
Love the new context for this now after her tantrum.
Did she honestly not see how that would backfire, putting herself in a rubbish bag?
Nicole Flint is my electorate in South Australia. Spent hours listening to customers at my work talk about how great she is, nice to see what she really stands for. Also really great to see jordies team discuss something other than QLD or NSW state politics :)
That sound honestly sounded like someone ripping a bong, recorded with a mic they found at the bottom of a well.
bong rip mate
Nosebeers
For people who screech “facts don’t care about your feelings”, they get awfully offended when you prove them wrong.
A classic " Conservative playing the victin card again".
@@lordandmaster14
Because assaulting someone wearing a MAGA hat is not being a victim
@@justiceforjoggers2897 Violence isn't right in any sense. I'd like to think most people act like adults, alas, its becoming a downward trend.
Bottled Titty Milk found the conservative
@@lordandmaster14
It really has. Thankfully being born in 2000 means most of my generation is either too chickenshit or too mentally damaged to commit politically motivated violence, but it still hurts seeing the current state of affairs
I guarantee you, if a male MP started wearing high heels, shitloads would be said.
Holy shit, her list of support/don't support reads like satire.
To answer your question about the mysterious sky news sound, one time when I was bartending a man asked me for a straw. Specifically, a short straw. I was confused as he didn't have a drink to put it in, but it all made sense after I saw him make a beeline for the bathroom immediately afterwards. I expect the fancy folk over at skynews know how to roll up a 50 though.
I thought the noise was someone ripping a bong.
dude she clearly queefed
and she's back in fine form
It sounded like someone trying to stifle their snorting laughter, or someone was taking a hit from the bong too close to the mic.
bong hit mate.
Snorting coke
@@Sinoxa2 no coke snort
I bet shes going to be happy that her little whinge today in parliament has brought this video back for more views 😅
I'm commenting for the sake of the algorithm
I'm guessing that was someone doing a line so they could make it through her speech with out hanging themselves
Flint is the raid-boss Karen of Australian politics
If you're going to wear a garbage bag - wear the bag as the bag. No belt, no frills and stylings. That bag looks like it belongs on a catwalk.
Real talk: the rubbish bag actually looks great on her
IT does!!
Fast fashion ~ 😛
Well you know
Rubbish bags are meant to carry garbage
If the shoe fits
The accessories really pull it together
That's the sound my dad makes when he hides in the shed after mum yells at him about the dishes.
I genuinely thought that the sound at 8:29 was Jordie overdubbing the clip with a snoring sound effect
First koala killer
Now there's Shark Slaughterer
she's there to do what she's told.... thank you
>Point out the horrific crimes of the LNP against the people of Australia and our nation to a deafening silence
Just checked out her voting record. This Woman is a Monster.
Very big own goal on this one!
That comment saying u look like the Ice Pick Killer lowkey accurate
Jordies looks like he's modelling for Mogatu's Derelicte collection
I've seen Flint nodding herself into a frenzy and reading out questions prepared for her and which she can barely comprehend in question time. As if that wasn't drawing attention to her inadequacy enough. Jordan. You let her off way too easily.
I had a dream we were on tour together, Jordan - I was helping you out. It was at some old dingy club with dark decor. Pensioners were working there. It was an afternoon gig. I got a photo with you to send to my mate(who is also a fan) while another mate(who incidentally was the local Greens member-true story) kept wanting to get in the picture. We went for a walk up the street- I want to say Rooty Hill, but not sure. We found a lot of kids plastic toys (predominately blue in colour)buried in some dirt near the side of the road.We dug them up and you remarked, 'Poor bloody kids.' We then went back to the club to do the show and i was asked by an elderly gentleman if I wanted a drink. I said 'Water' And then he gave me a glass of Sparkling. I didn't drink it. Then I woke up. Thanks Jordan. A fan from the Central Coast.
Has this entire channel been replaced by jordies covering a new hypocrite every week
I really hope so
Lots of backlog to get through
He will have content until the day he is beemed up to heaven to watch over us all
Well bullying politicians is very entertaining
"As long as I'm not spineless like one"
That's some top-tier response right there, haha
I'm in her electorate and I voted against her, and I had to walk to the high school with a mild concussion from running into a wall the previous day
How'd you run into the wall? lol
@@thefoxamongwolves9843 I second this question
@@thefoxamongwolves9843 Ch Chaplin was aghast at the procession of election corflutes, and walked into an anadorned Stobie pole. Which is unfortunate, really, because some of the steel light posts have decorative and protective buffers on them in Boothby, and walking into one of them doesn't cause concussion at all.
OMG a garbage bag for rubbish voting. You nailed them. Can’t take scrutiny.
All I do these days is consume friendlyjordies content. Neel and friendlyjordies Podcast as well as old 2013 jordan
He's the only person I watch on RUclips consistently anymore
Eve Nixon feels, nobody else calls out the murdoch empire like him
Same with a smattering of cooked Joe rogan podcasts 👌👌
"The garbage bag is less of a statement and more of a Freudian slip"...priceless
I love how Jordan wears a T-shirt under his garbage bag to fill it out
Or maybe he didn't want a trash bag sticking to his skin?
@@MissTarryn that's what I was thinking lol
ok, thats one way to hold a politician to account
Anyone else thinks he looks like a DBZ character with his sick garbage bag shoulders?
He’s the freakin prince of all RUclipsrs.
Fuck I seriously wish I could get that Barilaro impression from this video as an sms tone, or even better a ring tone - I'd screen every call I ever got
Loving watching this again after her recent whinge about Jordies in parliament 🤣
8:24 re Dandemic sound.
Most likely? One of the other panelists was handed a coffee and they hot-mic'd that first, delightful slurp.
quite like the idea of her walking to the shops, walking right past homeless people wear scraps, buying the bin bags and putting it on for the video then immediately taking it off the second its over... shame she almost definitely got an intern to do it
Ideally, we should not be attacking a politician on how they look and just focus on policy. In much the same way that Michael Daley saying something that's actually accurate about Asians isn't nearly as important as the policies he was trying to implement (for better or for worse depending on how feel).
But seriously when it comes to the Liberals, you can criticise their policies until the cows come home and they REFUSE to listen. At some point all you can do is point out they're the 🐨 Killer, John BarrelOfLaughO and Crazy Bag Lady. That's the ONLY time you actually get their fucking attention.
This is the thing - you can play fair, point out the facts, attempt a proper debate.... but it's never a fair fight and your arguments just don't gain any traction even if they're indisputable. When that happens, you need to throw something else at them and you've already wasted heaps of time trying to reason with them, all that's left is to undermine their credibility by attacking their appearance etc, get them on tilt, then you can go back to trying to reason with them if you like.
Pretty much, especially since the media is on their side. They either don't report on their failures or spin it to blame someone else. The only way to get them to tell on themselves is to bait them with an insult. "Comedian called this idiot a fucktard" and then everyone starts checking out Jordies. Free advertisement babey
Flints skin is thinner than alfoil
When Jordan put that bag on, he looked like a bad 1950s science fiction illustrator's idea of what someone in 2020 would wear. On the plus side, he wore it better than Nicole Flint. Probably because of all that professional modelling experience. Which begs the question, "Why isn't Jordan giving fashion tips to the politicians? Why?! WHY?!"
Looks like that bad 1950s science fiction illustrator was right!
"To match your rubbish views". The adult equivalent of "Stop it I don't like it" from primary school.
A burger joint called Rack City Ribs in Morley has a burger called The Fat Can't and it's dedicated to Clive Palmer 😆
The sound can either be an exasperated deep breath or snoring. Or it could be a really big pug breathing - or rather, trying to breath.
It sounded like someone finishing off a slurpee
...Did... did she run that stunt past an advisor? 'Cause someone insulted her... so she put *herself* in a garbage bag.
As throw away responses go...
Fuuuuck the Healthy Harold reference just blew my mind... 90's kid much haha
Here after she threw a massive tantrum in parliament demanding Jordies be cancelled.
Jordies mate, you need to ease up on the insults.
Lowest forms of life are still more useful and less evil than her.
Isn't it wonderful to see a politico like her throw a tantrum, and then be able to go back and see what she DID to earn her such insults knowing full well she probably deserved them? Isn't it grand to see?
@@BigBlack81 It really is.
I had no idea about that “what they vote for website” thank you!
I had a feeling the shoulder pads were coming back, but garbage ones..
I know I am a year late to the party, but I thoroughly love that almost half of the ads on your channel's videos are Clive Palmer ads. It is as if you are getting paid by him to insult him. Classic.
What upsets me about this is that a woman in politics isn’t even caring about the real injustices in Australia but rather “iM G0nnA wEar A RubBIsh bAG bC BIG MEANIES HURT ME!” If you want to be in politics, being a special snowflake won’t help unless you’re sponsored by billionaires. What about dealing with sexism in Australian parliament, especially by your party Nicolle? She never spoke out about sexism until it suited her, it’s unsettling.
I used to live in Flint's electorate. Nadia Clancy was so close :(
hey jordan, im a south aussie and im appauled by the liberals we have in power and i would appreciate a video on one of the worst south aussies we have in power, senator alex antic
"That's why I posit, that your garbage bag is less a statement than a Freudian slip" - favourite Jordie line so far!
My punk friend turned up to our Catholic HSC formal in a garage bag with safety pins in 1979.. That is old AF..lol..
A female Tony Abbott appears. "Nicolle! use screech attack!"
sounded like a fat cone being sunk bruz
Absolutely brilliant. Revolutionary Brechtian satire with superb brinkmanship. All power to you.
There is a reason Karens shouldn’t get in to politics
the mario bruz bit gets me every time
Mate, your videos give me hope for the future generations of Australia.
I love that he continued to wear the garbage bag for the rest of the video
I had no idea Nicolle Flint existed, now I wish she didn't.
How did everyone resist the classic "time to... take out the trash"
Did they delete the video, or are their heads still located "in silentio"?
Not to defend soccer but play the ball is definitely a footy thing more than soccer
This might not be all that Original but can we call her, "Baggy McBag Hag"...
This title is 10000x better than anything... ever
You're pretty much the best guy, we need this amount of content a few times on a weekly basis. You are my news, everything that is good is scripted. You are doing not only my research but many others, vetting it and condensing it into quality content. Basically, all I'm trying to say is thank you, I appreciate your whole teams work, I'm a paying Patreon and will happily continue to support your whole teams work. Have a great week and all the best, look forward to watching you live in the Gold Coast soon!
She just Streisand herself in Parlament!
I'm fine with Liberals putting themselves in garbage bags. Saves us the job.
Also that sound was probably the cameraman doing a line off the boom.
That garbo bag really enhances your shoulders bruz
Someone is railing a fat line.👍
you make character assassination an art. beautiful and fucking funny
Clive palmer is getting ratriod with thousands of comments on his facebook by west aussies
She was so close to losing her seat, so sad
Women don’t have to deal with high heels either...
High heels were invented for men by men anyway. WOmen should ditch them and let the men take them back.
Exactly, great way to f*ck up your feet and the majority of men don’t care what shoes women wear... we aren’t looking at their feet
@@mryan89 Not looking at their feet? hmmm
@@mryan89 Women aren't wearing heels because they think men care about there feet? They were heels because they think they look good not because they're trying to get a boyfriend. I hounestly don't know where you got that idea from but I think you should try to talk to more women.
Evie yeah it’s called a joke...
8:58 JoKeS On YoOu I AlrEAdY WAtCHed ThAt VIdEo a WEeK AGo.
Don't remember anything in it because it was a very painful the watch but still, but that was way funnier than it deserves to be...
I just moved into Boothby and was walking passed her offices recently and thought wouldn't it have been awesome if just after the garbage bag incident I went to the nearby shopping center bought an obscene amount of garbage bags and a wardrobe.