#GuiltyGladys

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @matt7387
    @matt7387 4 года назад +471

    The fact that the shooters fishers and farmers party gave jordan an escort into parliament is absolutely amazing

  • @darnsmall
    @darnsmall 3 года назад +250

    Watching this again just after Gladys resigned because ICAC is investigating her is sooooooo fucking sweet

    • @nadnerb2k
      @nadnerb2k 3 года назад +7

      @@darrenslawther9075 she's literally being investigated because of her poor answers last time. It's literally a continuation of the same thing.

  • @ProfessorNoobius
    @ProfessorNoobius 4 года назад +1959

    >Shooters, Fishers and Farmers asking Jordies if he wants access to Parliament.
    Jordies: "To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself".

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 4 года назад +71

      That was great... Greens next to One Nation.

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh 4 года назад +4

      SSF is right, that is funny

    • @Dafftii
      @Dafftii 4 года назад

      Hahahah brilliant

    • @veganblue
      @veganblue 4 года назад +1

      @@wobblysauce That would be former Labor leader, Mark Latham? That seems harshly punitive for anyone!

    • @chainreaction8977
      @chainreaction8977 4 года назад

      Plenty of devil's to go around.
      Thank you Rudd and Labor for contributing to the CCP becoming the glorious power it is today. #CommonSense indeed.
      ruclips.net/video/UOdYqkKiIF0/видео.html

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 4 года назад +520

    I HAVE THOSE SAME PANTS

  • @Catman1116
    @Catman1116 4 года назад +919

    "Credit to the lawyer who drilled her for a full school day. Question after question. Not a single smirk. Even when Gladys was trying to give some of those chuckles of, 'We're all friends, aren't we?', [Lawyer]'No. No, we're really not.'."..... loved that.

    • @azzajohnson2123
      @azzajohnson2123 4 года назад +38

      He was great at his job.

    • @shanebarker3131
      @shanebarker3131 4 года назад +1

      @PMP We definitely needed him but certainly didn't deserve him.

    • @mitchellhumphries4291
      @mitchellhumphries4291 4 года назад +4

      @PMP you've jinxed it now, two face is comin

    • @bobgeldof6006
      @bobgeldof6006 4 года назад +1

      Was he the same lawyer that did Daryl Maguire? On ABC news his responses were hilarious, and he forgot how to lie

    • @duikerlosmond4161
      @duikerlosmond4161 4 года назад

      can someone explain how they got a hold of the phone calls? and also who are all the other people in the room? thanks

  • @thenamessteve567
    @thenamessteve567 4 года назад +296

    >Gladys at ICAC:
    "I would never ever, never ever, turn a blind eye from any responsibility I had to disclose any wrongdoing that I saw."
    >Also Gladys when hearing about her boyfriend's corrupt dealings:
    "That's good. I don't need to know about that bit."

    • @azzajohnson2123
      @azzajohnson2123 4 года назад +9

      ZiNg! I bet when she heard the audio she was like .... fark.

    • @gnuPirate
      @gnuPirate 4 года назад +2

      PERFECT! 10/10

    • @yevrahhipstar3902
      @yevrahhipstar3902 4 года назад

      That's okay: neither of her eyes are blind..

  • @alock91
    @alock91 4 года назад +264

    the image of Jordies in trackies busting open the saloon doors of parliament alongside a motley crew of shooters & fisherman with the bottom dwellers of journo's shrinking into there seats is going to be a hard image to top.

    • @Mutant_X98
      @Mutant_X98 4 года назад +5

      Fan art when?

    • @yevrahhipstar3902
      @yevrahhipstar3902 4 года назад +1

      When Jordan was talking about her sexuality, I had a vision of Gladys knob-gobbling. There ya go!

    • @Jay-er2ik
      @Jay-er2ik 2 года назад

      Wearing a holster and all, cobra hat tilted forward and spurs clinking with each step. Wish I was there to witness that epic entrance.

  • @gogyntocio
    @gogyntocio 4 года назад +43

    As a British person, living in Asia, with literally no dog in the race in terms of a connection to Australia, other than I think my second cousin's father is from there, you make this whole thing hugely entertaining.

  • @mr_leviathan
    @mr_leviathan 4 года назад +584

    Watching the news on Monday thinking “Ohh Jordan’s gonna have fun with this one”

  • @kyriakoula5492
    @kyriakoula5492 4 года назад +24

    She knew enough to say, “I don’t need to know that.”
    The only way that that reply makes sense is that she is AWARE that DM was undertaking a range of DEALS.
    Surely, after 5 YEARS of a close relationship, GB would have some inkling of his money-making, at least.
    And it is likely that she KNEW enough to avoid and turn a blind eye to ANY of his activities.
    Her role as Premier requires her to be prudent and alert to the laws of our community.
    Not remembering may be true but then, stating that she DIDN’T KNOW... shows that she can remember enough to deny any allegations.
    If you can’t remember something then, you can’t remember ANY PART of a situation.
    Claiming that she is only human means that if the rest of us would share “pillow talk”, then GB would, too!

  • @judgejudyandexecutioner.5223
    @judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 4 года назад +1505

    Between this and chad king Kevin 07s petition, there is hope for 2021 and Australian politics!

    • @andrewbell6855
      @andrewbell6855 4 года назад +38

      Kevin07 times 3 stooge!

    • @Mercury888
      @Mercury888 4 года назад +18

      haha here comes the newcorp trolls... Right on queue :)

    • @buttsmcgee
      @buttsmcgee 4 года назад

      @@andrewbell6855 Fuck you that was too good of a comment to only get 10 likes

    • @olivergard572
      @olivergard572 4 года назад +25

      @blindwillie99 white anted? U do realise he was PM and she undermined him right? All because she had such little integrity that she bowed down to idiots within the party that wanted to bail out of the mining supertax.

    • @jasontaylor4802
      @jasontaylor4802 4 года назад

      Mate, not even that will save us 🤷‍♂️

  • @Linkmyssing
    @Linkmyssing 4 года назад +20

    “I don’t remember”. The holy words of every politician in history when questioned of wrong doings and stuff ups

    • @Patrickduffy7676
      @Patrickduffy7676 4 года назад +2

      Exactly! Same thing is going on at the moment in Victoria with inquiry into Labor’s botched hotel quarantine program. Both sides are guilty of this.

  • @febriantireke5427
    @febriantireke5427 4 года назад +1621

    She shouldn't step down. She should be prosecuted.

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 4 года назад +61

      exactly, anything less is an insult to the judicial system

    • @thomaslyons339
      @thomaslyons339 4 года назад +12

      @@LokiBeckonswow It's called justice because it's just-us, doubt it

    • @Majestros
      @Majestros 4 года назад +7

      How about dictator Dan?

    • @chainreaction8977
      @chainreaction8977 4 года назад +1

      Quite a few should be prosecuted.
      Thank you Rudd and Labor for contributing to the CCP becoming the glorious power it is today. #CommonSense indeed.
      ruclips.net/video/UOdYqkKiIF0/видео.html

    • @jimboblordofeskimos
      @jimboblordofeskimos 4 года назад +23

      @@chainreaction8977 'In 2008 all 4 where more friendly towards china'
      How is this rudds fault exactly?
      A lot has happened in 12 years buddy.

  • @chucknorris444life4
    @chucknorris444life4 4 года назад +27

    Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said he was a "close" friend
    Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
    Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Oh, it's too hot today

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +839

    Don't lie Jordan, you've been hitting the piss and celebrating since it came out.
    #koalakiller #guiltygladys
    #longlivechristo

    • @omcgearey
      @omcgearey 4 года назад +28

      New Goon Review is going to be good

    • @chainreaction8977
      @chainreaction8977 4 года назад +1

      So much so that he completely misses problems with other parties.
      Thank you Rudd and Labor for contributing to the CCP becoming the glorious power it is today. #CommonSense indeed.
      ruclips.net/video/UOdYqkKiIF0/видео.html

    • @johayes7529
      @johayes7529 4 года назад +5

      Well that's a shitload of us really bruz.

    • @joshstewart2131
      @joshstewart2131 4 года назад +4

      It doesn't count if you call it a cheeky red

    • @LokiMelb
      @LokiMelb 4 года назад +2

      @@omcgearey + sodastream :D winning combination add a little fizz :p

  • @alex6472
    @alex6472 4 года назад +48

    We need a FriendlyJordies for vic politics.

    • @alex6472
      @alex6472 4 года назад +3

      @@KaleunMaender77 so you are suggesting we clone FJ? Go on...

    • @adscott27
      @adscott27 4 года назад +1

      I'LL DO IT

  • @GreeleyTHC
    @GreeleyTHC 4 года назад +533

    Is it just me, or has the whole NSW government crumbled since Friendlyjordies started going in on them??? This is a beautiful moment in the history of Australian Politics..
    Salute Jordan👊👊👊

    • @tom4115
      @tom4115 4 года назад +35

      He's destroyed them. Not just him though, I like to think it's been a team effort.

    • @GreeleyTHC
      @GreeleyTHC 4 года назад +11

      @@tom4115 definitely, but it seems he has lead the way🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheMonkeyBloke
      @TheMonkeyBloke 4 года назад +17

      I look at it like journalism / media doing what it is *suppose* to do. It has got the ball rolling, people asking questions, people collaborating.
      We are all so conditioned by the "controlled" version, that the power of the real thing is paying off now.

    • @christinescott
      @christinescott 4 года назад +5

      @@tom4115 They made it easy for him because they are so corrupt.

    • @patrickmason2756
      @patrickmason2756 4 года назад +1

      Greeley fo really

  • @armour2002
    @armour2002 4 года назад +24

    Imagine how many politicians would immediately 'retire' if a federal ICAC with some real teeth was passed...

  • @billpeel4408
    @billpeel4408 4 года назад +356

    Broke: Lauren Southern being escorted by Proud Boys
    Woke: Jordies being escorted by the Shooters, Fishers, and Farmers Party

    • @chainreaction8977
      @chainreaction8977 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, Lauren _Simonsen_ is another fave shill of the clueless.
      Anyway, thank you Rudd and Labor for contributing to the CCP becoming the glorious power it is today. #CommonSense indeed.
      ruclips.net/video/UOdYqkKiIF0/видео.html

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 года назад +11

      @@chainreaction8977 . You fuchheaded moron.
      The CCP and every fucking business that sent it's manufacturing to China is why the CCP is where it is today. Not fucking Labor

    • @Sefenite101
      @Sefenite101 4 года назад +4

      hey bill

    • @billpeel4408
      @billpeel4408 4 года назад +2

      @@Sefenite101 lmao

    • @DVSFish
      @DVSFish 4 года назад +15

      @@chainreaction8977 you seem to really love the ccp mate

  • @PhantomFilmAustralia
    @PhantomFilmAustralia 3 года назад +19

    Meanwhile, 11 months later...
    ...Guilty Gladys resigns. 😂😂😂

  • @GollyGoshSensation
    @GollyGoshSensation 4 года назад +99

    I like when Barnaby Joice got caught out having a fling with a secretary the nation preached for him to stand down but when Gladys has a fling with an insanely corrupt minister the nation preaches "oh it's just a bad boyfriend, she's a strong woman and she can get through this".

    • @intensecutn
      @intensecutn 4 года назад +2

      She's a strong independant woman! 💪😂

    • @sydjames6038
      @sydjames6038 4 года назад

      Lets take the emotion out and stop distorting the facts. Barnaby had to resign not because of his relationship with his employee but there was clear conflict of interest as she was promoted under him. None of Gladys' evidence proved that her actions benefited McGuire financially in anyway. If that was the case even Rupert Murdoch couldn't have saved her.

    • @snarkyboojum
      @snarkyboojum 3 года назад +2

      @@sydjames6038 oh god, these comments are aging so poorly eh

  • @neverreallyhere5191
    @neverreallyhere5191 4 года назад +12

    New headline: Gladys falls in love with corruption

  • @kalstaff9201
    @kalstaff9201 4 года назад +264

    Man, watching this made me realise how much our government ACTUALLY sucks, damn

    • @davidhughes7174
      @davidhughes7174 4 года назад

      Not just this government

    • @ciarancallaghan8166
      @ciarancallaghan8166 4 года назад

      *every western democracy

    • @anthonyscott6929
      @anthonyscott6929 3 года назад

      I'm glad people are finally pointing it out seriously, not just kind of knowing but laughing it off like they've been doing for the last 20 years of my living memory.

  • @harrysilverwater6419
    @harrysilverwater6419 3 года назад +16

    This the best coverage of Gladys’s demise. Calling her out for what she is and not accepting excuses for her behaviour. That’s journalism and not the propaganda we’ve been getting from the mainstream .

  • @Blackheathenly
    @Blackheathenly 4 года назад +889

    Take care of yourself Jordy. It's important work you are doing, but you need to look after yourself. We need you too much. xx

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 4 года назад +42

      good point, jordan's health is the foundation of a huge wave of justice coming australia's way

    • @PotatoesRnice
      @PotatoesRnice 4 года назад +18

      Don't worry I'm sure he'll go book out Barilaro BruZ's estate and fuck all over it to recover.

    • @hardcpy
      @hardcpy 4 года назад +3

      He can order door dash

    • @Darthwoody100
      @Darthwoody100 4 года назад +4

      Too true. Look after yourself jordy, maybe put mislav in front of the camera more

    • @azzajohnson2123
      @azzajohnson2123 4 года назад +3

      Yeah mate, rest easy. Sleep well and take them to town.

  • @danielrbrunt
    @danielrbrunt 4 года назад +21

    It isn’t right that she walked out of that hearing and kept her job.

    • @micamojo
      @micamojo 4 года назад +1

      Her beating the no confidence vote would have robbed us of all the other corrupt deals her boyfriend did with her knowledge still to come. After it all comes out and a judgement is made then she go bye bye..

  • @JoeBob-rc3cp
    @JoeBob-rc3cp 4 года назад +359

    And that was the beginning of jordan's political career, he did not know it yet, but he would soon be the catalyst for great change in the nation. The time had come for a new party to take power, with jordan as their leader. The time had come for the shooters, fishers and farmers party to form majority government.

    • @zabvza7457
      @zabvza7457 4 года назад

      errrrrr

    • @Supersneakvaga
      @Supersneakvaga 4 года назад +6

      Ngl, I would rather shoot myself than have the SFF party in charge. God, I'd take the Liberals over them

    • @southernbear736
      @southernbear736 4 года назад +13

      Is it weird I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice?

    • @appleandoranges1
      @appleandoranges1 4 года назад +3

      Their QLD branch is a bit too close to the True Blue Crew wankers. www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/may/04/quite-frightening-the-far-right-fringe-of-the-election-campaign-is-mobilising

    • @fly_8659
      @fly_8659 4 года назад +6

      @@appleandoranges1 and the Greens have too many anti-vaxers... I'm not saying these are equivalent but that fringe groups will have an easier time infiltrating smaller political organisations.

  • @fstop9466
    @fstop9466 4 года назад +5

    I see her face and automatically the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz comes to mind, she fills those boots now to a tee.

  • @LetTheFloodIn
    @LetTheFloodIn 4 года назад +333

    At least she can't kill koalas behind bars... right?

    • @TimothyPossible
      @TimothyPossible 4 года назад +25

      She'll be responsible for Koala deaths for aeons to come. She's the Koala reaper

    • @ljcomments886
      @ljcomments886 4 года назад +9

      They will have to bring her a Koala every week in prison to sacrifice... then slowly wean her off

    • @Ashley-lt2rc
      @Ashley-lt2rc 4 года назад +1

      What will she do without her daily fix? she is going to have serious withdrawals, they may have to put her on some form of medication to help her cope

    • @earthwormsim8068
      @earthwormsim8068 4 года назад +1

      Do not underestimate her koala killing cronnies

    • @TheDrackOfSpades
      @TheDrackOfSpades 4 года назад +1

      She'll never see a day. mark my words, people are dreaming if they think the system isn't corrupt to the core.

  • @jessmt3265
    @jessmt3265 4 года назад +15

    Gladys at the ICAC inquiry: “......Did someone say KFC?????”

    • @Pitmidget
      @Pitmidget 4 года назад +5

      I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT!:
      Kentucky fried Corruption 👌🏻

  • @Ace_Larrakin_Productions
    @Ace_Larrakin_Productions 4 года назад +126

    As I heard someone say on Monday, ICAC doesn't call in a *Premier* unless they have something big.

  • @leokirilenko951
    @leokirilenko951 3 года назад +5

    This episode matured on 1/10/2021 like a fine wine

  • @exploreformore3784
    @exploreformore3784 4 года назад +257

    Gladys For Prison 2020! Get the t - shirts rolling off the line!

    • @juderb
      @juderb 4 года назад +3

      I will buy these for all of Australia

    • @exploreformore3784
      @exploreformore3784 4 года назад +1

      @@juderb The design needs to contain a NSW flag, her face, prison bars and #lockherup

    • @matthewrobinson6986
      @matthewrobinson6986 4 года назад

      Is this what politics has come to? Trump lives in nsw via Stephen rolls.

    • @bootson_au
      @bootson_au 4 года назад +2

      #Gladys4LongBay She would love it! A room all to herself, away from all the press, and all the conjugal visits from Daryl Mcguire she could wish for.

    • @matthewrobinson6986
      @matthewrobinson6986 4 года назад

      A little too much hate/ glee at others misery

  • @itsfqndave
    @itsfqndave 3 года назад +9

    This aged well. Extremely well, in fact.

  • @eyeof3ndr364
    @eyeof3ndr364 4 года назад +1066

    "She isn't the first woman to be let down by a guy" I'm sorry when was this a "woman" issue and not a case of corruption on the state level of government.

    • @marlond5579
      @marlond5579 4 года назад +43

      when idpol conveniently serves the interests of the ruling class. but they'll still carp on about 'pc gone mad'

    • @jimboblordofeskimos
      @jimboblordofeskimos 4 года назад +20

      tsk tsk. What are you, some sort of misogynist?
      Obviously its tits that are the really important thing here.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel 4 года назад +8

      Just because she makes out with a bad apple doesn't mean she's rotten too! Just means she's really into apple cider, obviously.
      Which in this metaphor translates to... really liking unearned profits I guess?

    • @ihatch67
      @ihatch67 4 года назад

      Bingo

    • @J_o_O_44
      @J_o_O_44 4 года назад +20

      It is not a 'woman' issue. Media trying to control the narrative by distraction. It is a corruption one.

  • @irresponsibledad
    @irresponsibledad 4 года назад +4

    I didn't realise how much I missed Malcolm's piano theme

  • @oglack6137
    @oglack6137 4 года назад +365

    how a man can wear the same white shirt for 5 days and not get a single noticeable stain on it is beyond me. all that self help must be paying off

    • @dustingoldsworthy7303
      @dustingoldsworthy7303 4 года назад +18

      Jordies is sustained purely by the tears of the currupt people he exposes!

    • @janosk8392
      @janosk8392 4 года назад +2

      He only eats stain free foods.

    • @thatsreelcreative
      @thatsreelcreative 4 года назад +4

      Fuck yeah. As soon as I put a clean white shirt I bought it's got all this shit all over it.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 года назад +2

      I can't even get out of the house in a white shirt before something happens to it

    • @russellgillick7637
      @russellgillick7637 4 года назад +5

      He's got hundreds of the same shirt on a big toilet roll type dispenser. Probably.

  • @lukekapp1229
    @lukekapp1229 4 года назад +1

    Great video man, you gotta go through all of Aus like this!! 10/10

  • @wtfsnacks
    @wtfsnacks 4 года назад +157

    Can someone explain why they get to resign and not get fired?
    Ive been fired at work for rocking up late after my car caught on fire.
    Why didnt i get to resign on a nice package and save face?

    • @marlond5579
      @marlond5579 4 года назад +27

      because their mates and their party control the levers of power

    • @seanwalsh4142
      @seanwalsh4142 4 года назад +5

      But, why did you set your car on fire ?

    • @TankUni
      @TankUni 4 года назад +12

      You should have planned for that.

    • @roylestork
      @roylestork 4 года назад +6

      That's just the way our political system works.
      Think about it like this the Governor is the person whose job it is to hire and fire the Premier. The Governor has no democratic legitimacy so they try to appoint as Premier the person who can best fill that legitimacy vacuum - and is able to run a Government. All the constitutional conventions around Premier appointment and dismissal attempt to achieve this aim.
      So long story short, the Governor will not act unless there is a clear alternative, and she either loses her democratic legitimacy or is unable to govern. This could happen in a few ways: she loses an election, there is a vote of no confidence in the Legislative Assembly or the Legislative Council blocks supply.
      For the sake of argument let's say irrefutable evidence of corruption was found and she still refuses to resign. What would likely happen is there would be a spill and the Liberals would choose a new leader. If she still refused to resign they would vote no confidence in her and confidence in their new leader. The Governor would fire her and appoint the new leader of the Liberal party.
      Which is to say it is much more likely that she resigns before any of that happens. Kinda like Nixon, she'd resign if she knew she was going to lose the vote and be fired.

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 4 года назад +9

      It's amazing the level of double standard the government has. If I walked into any job and literally pissed away tens of millions I'd be lucky if I wasn't sued. Being fired would be the least of my worries. But a politician does way worse and everyone's like "Oh leave them alone they're trying their best!" (in a strong bogan accent)

  • @anneke06
    @anneke06 4 года назад +10

    I wonder if Jordie will ever be mentioned in Australian history classes for bringing down corrupted parties.

  • @liambruh4678
    @liambruh4678 4 года назад +27

    "Hah haha, we're all friends"
    "No. No we're not"
    So accurate bruz

  • @underthekxife
    @underthekxife 4 года назад +17

    I finally figured it out.
    Gladys looks like a female version of Mr. Burns.

  • @Franocho69
    @Franocho69 4 года назад +57

    >uploaded seven seconds ago
    I’m ready

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 4 года назад +3

    You’re the hero we need. I’ve made so many changes when it comes to how I invest my money thanks to you. I only support banks and super funds that are 100% green. I avoid certain places based on how they invest their profits too. And that’s a start. You made me realise that protest is not enough, and that money talks. As a lover of all things nature (it’s deeply imprinted in my soul), I wish I could do even more, thank you Jordan for pushing me in the right direction. We are the exact same age, but you are so much wiser than I. You’re a great guy. I will forever support your efforts. So much respect to you. Thank you!
    I hope that when most of us millennials are done having children, things will be different. A charismatic person who is so very funny has the potential to reach younger generations. I hope you run for office today. Of course the policies you promise will matter in the end. but I have a feeling you’ll get my vote.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 4 года назад +153

    Every night, I go to bed smiling because I know Jordies is slowly but surely bringing the Liberal Party to its knees.

    • @barraabus
      @barraabus 3 года назад +1

      Hope he takes The Labor Party along for the ride.

  • @mjmci3
    @mjmci3 4 года назад +8

    Govt corruption: becomes public
    friendlyjordies: *licks lips*

  • @Smitty_1703
    @Smitty_1703 4 года назад +34

    Jordies, have you been up all night watching the ICAC proceedings and reading the transcripts?
    Jordies: "I think I'm blind..."

  • @Wendy63Lorraine
    @Wendy63Lorraine 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for recognising Mark “The Man! McGowan, as we go for a 4 day lockdown today to keep us safe in WA. There's no stuffing around here.
    Keep up your good work Jordy ✌️

  •  4 года назад +41

    As someone who was an active member of the NSW Libs in the 90's, Jordie's description of the Wets and the Dries is very accurate. I tend to view the Wets as the faction who drink fine wines as they pull at the flesh of children at their local yacht club while the Dries devour the flesh of a live newborn baby the very moment departs its mother's vagina.

    • @jimboblordofeskimos
      @jimboblordofeskimos 4 года назад +2

      Aussie politics everyone!

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 4 года назад +5

      Oh, so THAT'S why they're against abortion! They prefer 'em live!

    • @Tikorous
      @Tikorous 4 года назад +4

      @@weirdTedE91 like all lizards, it's only obviously prey if it's squirming about

    • @hermesendakis5064
      @hermesendakis5064 4 года назад +2

      The old school catholics vs the new age happy clappers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 4 года назад +3

      @@hermesendakis5064 the monnied aristocracy vs the catholic feudal lords

  • @Hillzy_Eighty7
    @Hillzy_Eighty7 3 года назад +4

    October 1st 2021 will be forever remembered as a great day.And here Jordan is,calling her out 11 months before hand #guiltygladys

  • @jrad2223
    @jrad2223 4 года назад +113

    If Big Bird was corrupt. What’s next, is Elmo a murderer?

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh 4 года назад +9

      Heard he has a gun. And what happened to the opposition leader of Sesame Street grouch was just horrible.

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +3

      Nah, just a drug riddled porn star that will sell his puppet hole for a rock. Allegedly.

    • @Vilvaran
      @Vilvaran 4 года назад +1

      Why do you think he's red bro...

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 4 года назад +1

      @@loomhigh Showing your age now.
      ruclips.net/video/fNaJnS1wzAo/видео.html

    • @Nick-us8tm
      @Nick-us8tm 4 года назад

      🎶Elmo's got a gun🎶 Elmo's on the run🎶

  • @AzariaBell24
    @AzariaBell24 3 года назад +9

    This aged very well.

  • @nickpasqualini1412
    @nickpasqualini1412 4 года назад +148

    Mum can we have a Jacinda Ardern?
    No we have a Jacinda Ardern at home.
    At home:

  • @msdemeanor3797
    @msdemeanor3797 4 года назад +14

    I don't care who Gladys bonks but if she's covering up corruption she needs to go.

  • @Mothy79
    @Mothy79 4 года назад +18

    That feeling when a RUclips clip makes you really really want to know more about a specific set of hay bales...

    • @jarrodryan6799
      @jarrodryan6799 4 года назад +6

      Could you please explain about the hay bails. I actually have no idea what Jordie was referring too, and kind of feel like it’s something I should know. Cheers

  • @GreenCrim
    @GreenCrim 4 года назад +10

    21 dislikes from the 'journalists' Jordan walked past in parliament.

  • @TracyNorrell
    @TracyNorrell 4 года назад +494

    Anybody else from America learning about the politics of the down under via a RUclips comedian? Anything that helps distract from our dumpster fire for a minute, right?

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 4 года назад +52

      good luck dude, I hope Jordies inspires some decent journalism in the states

    • @archie6060
      @archie6060 4 года назад +33

      Haha yea mate but down here there's still a (slightly less worse) dumpster fire

    • @williamfaydherbe8375
      @williamfaydherbe8375 4 года назад +77

      hahaha "hey lets just look at this smaller bin-fire across the road!"

    • @ramenmaster99
      @ramenmaster99 4 года назад +28

      It's comforting to know there's other Americans running away into Aussie politics.

    • @archie6060
      @archie6060 4 года назад +5

      @@williamfaydherbe8375 HAHAHA yep pretty much

  • @josephcoventry4363
    @josephcoventry4363 4 года назад +7

    Sing along you know the words...
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was corrupt like me,
    Don't you wish your girlfriend would cover up like me..
    Don't cha

  • @ProfessorTurnipAlpha
    @ProfessorTurnipAlpha 4 года назад +66

    When all else fails, bring out the #GirlBoss defense!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +1

      Yes. The thing to make every non-corrupt woman who's ACTUALLY been in a sh**ty relationship get on your side.
      smh

    • @willlarsen6967
      @willlarsen6967 4 года назад +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the fact that I can't tell whether you mean "smh" or "Sydney Morning Herald" tells us everything we need to know about how the mainstream media has covered this.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад

      @@willlarsen6967 omg, that never even occurred to me. I wasn't quoting from THE SMH, no. It was just the standard "smh" to underline my sarcasm (in case the all-caps didn't give it away lol)...
      but yeah, you're right.

  • @rozdee1780
    @rozdee1780 3 года назад +9

    Who’s here after her resignation??? Ya did it Jordies

  • @ARANDOMPRODUCER
    @ARANDOMPRODUCER 4 года назад +53

    What do I think of Berejiklian's time as premier? Well I’m Gladys over

    • @angeltangle
      @angeltangle 4 года назад +2

      Good one Dad 😂

    • @jordanroper5283
      @jordanroper5283 3 года назад

      And it never did…

    • @kamu38
      @kamu38 3 года назад

      @@jordanroper5283 teflon woman.

    • @TwistedShaman
      @TwistedShaman 3 года назад +3

      Hahaha loving this comment right about now!

    • @wtfman-k3g
      @wtfman-k3g 3 года назад

      @@jordanroper5283 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @Dandaldaks
    @Dandaldaks 4 года назад +1

    The compact green cylinders are actually not hay but rather a product called silage, a fermented pasture product.
    They get fresh cut pasture which has been immediately wrapped and the air removed to create an anaerobic environment so bacteria can digest the pasture increasing the pasture's high lactic acid content. They are useful to ruminates as lactate feeds the quadrillion microbes inside the cows rumen which it effectively farms as it's major food supply.
    Horses aren't ruminants therefore they can't do such.
    TL;DR the green bales aren't hay, they're yogurt for cows

  • @theharvey
    @theharvey 4 года назад +28

    When I heard the news the first thing that popped in my head was an image of Jordy dancing with unrestrained glee and cackling manically, fingers writhing in a Burnsian tent 😈

  • @decomposing
    @decomposing 4 года назад +5

    Now that Murdoch and Sky news are going after Gladys you should try and convince her to sign and promote Kevin Rudd's petition for a royal commission into Murdoch.

  • @MrStuartp
    @MrStuartp 4 года назад +15

    Couldn't wait for this to come out, the second I saw it I knew Jordies would have been laughing his arse off

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 4 года назад +3

      Same... just waiting for that new upload, and I am not even in NSW.

  • @xtramoist9999
    @xtramoist9999 4 года назад +3

    "I don't need to know about that bit" - Is a dead give away. It implies she knows the context of the subject she's hearing about and is objecting to specific detail. If she truly didn't know anything about her partner's shady dealings she literally would have said anything else.

  • @juliettlitvensky3639
    @juliettlitvensky3639 4 года назад +233

    So when Jordan is tired his face becomes 2x bigger in a video??? LOL.

    • @danaiduma
      @danaiduma 4 года назад +3

      Hahahah I thought I was tripping balls

    • @nicholashall4383
      @nicholashall4383 4 года назад +3

      6 hours of watching a ICAC hearing will do that. I bet he got a little bit hard when he heard Gladys’s sexy phone voice and searched “Huge nose GILF porn”, that’s what tired him out.

  • @Caliban_Cam
    @Caliban_Cam 3 года назад +4

    I love how this is on my recomended right after koala nose resigned this morning hahahaha

  • @The_Joend
    @The_Joend 4 года назад +78

    So what we can all take away from this is that when you get caught RED HANDED just tell them you don't remember and you'll be sweet as mate.
    Seriously though I hope they drag her through the mud. If it's so embarrassing for her to have her personal life questioned, why is she premier? If you were just a normal citizen you could do whatever you wanted gladdy. OH it's because she likes the power that comes with the position but doesn't like the repercussions of abusing said power... Gotcha.

    • @earthwormsim8068
      @earthwormsim8068 4 года назад +3

      A 5 year old could see straight through her bs

    • @jasontaylor4802
      @jasontaylor4802 4 года назад +3

      Alternatively, if you have skeletons in your personal closet, perhaps you shouldn't have that much power.
      Unfortunately, I don't think any of this stuff will change anything.

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 3 года назад

      You get away with it if you’re a Liberal MP.

  • @MegaVin99
    @MegaVin99 4 года назад

    I just chuckled my way through this thoroughly entertaining analysis. Great job!

  • @kevins5066
    @kevins5066 4 года назад +386

    Dave, when are you going to stop this political nonsense and review the popcorn chicken slab from KFC.

    • @Equals_NULL
      @Equals_NULL 4 года назад +31

      Gotta start answering the REAL questions that affects us all as AUSSIES

    • @deanbaker8725
      @deanbaker8725 4 года назад +3

      Gotta do a Collab with TasDaz

    • @itsapocalyps0443
      @itsapocalyps0443 4 года назад +2

      Tried it. It’s shit... quite disappointed really. Was expecting it to be fucking incredible

    • @Dave-jm3zf
      @Dave-jm3zf 4 года назад +3

      When the lib/nats stop being corrupt for 5 mins

  • @teiganneate8868
    @teiganneate8868 4 года назад

    I have been hanging for you to cover this!

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 4 года назад +20

    "I bet you came"
    4 words was all it took baby

  • @samevans1672
    @samevans1672 4 года назад +1

    IVE HARDY SLEPT WAITING FOR YOU TO RELEASE THIS, LETS GO.

  • @fury1998
    @fury1998 4 года назад +24

    Imagine what would have happened by now if this was a Labor person. But unfortunately we live in a state and country where the media and the cops see their main job as protecting and promoting the LNP.

    • @marcomac8824
      @marcomac8824 4 года назад +2

      miketheimbecile you’ve got to be joking. How short is your memory? Eddie Obeid?

    • @dmeritt3425
      @dmeritt3425 4 года назад

      Daniel Andrews?

    • @willlarsen6967
      @willlarsen6967 4 года назад

      @@dmeritt3425 Andrews has far more integrity and competence than #koalakiller #GuiltyGladys
      The mainstream media always completely ignore the fact that Andrews wanted the police to guard hotels, and the police didn't want to. That, and Andrews requested for quarantine to be done at airport hotels, not in the cbd. We will never find this out from NewsCorp or Nine-Fairfax though. Dan Andrews sacks people when they stuff up as well.
      Gladys Berejiklian on the other hand, has presided over dozens of projects that have completely backfired and gone over-budget, all contracted out to Liberal donors.

    • @dmeritt3425
      @dmeritt3425 4 года назад

      @@willlarsen6967 Tale of the tape:
      Gladys: Ruby Princess - 28 deaths
      Dan: Hotel quarantine - 800+ deaths
      Gladys: numerous failed projects
      Dan: as far as I know he's got a good track record on projects
      Gladys: did not inform fellow MPs of her relationship with a former MP under investigation by ICAC.
      Dan: himself and 7 members of his team suffer a highly concentrated bout of amnesia (aka lying) with regards to who decided to use private security guards.
      Dan Andrews is premier of Victoria. If he wants the police to guard the hotels then they should follow the orders of their boss. If the police refused to follow Dan's directions, does that make Dan a poor/incompetent leader? Dan also had ADF support if the police were giving him grief.
      Not sure how the location of the hotels is a factor? Did the other states quarantine their guests in non-CBD hotels? Nonetheless, the infected guards still went home/other jobs after their shifts at the hotel and thus helped spread the virus into the community. Also, if Dan is a competent leader, why couldn't he get his way with where he wanted the returned visitors to stay?
      Who has Dan sacked because they stuffed up?

  • @Darkhorse77777
    @Darkhorse77777 3 года назад +5

    THIS AGED WELL

  • @ericabassi7728
    @ericabassi7728 4 года назад +56

    Reverse it and think if a man was enriching his girlfriend, would they let him off?

    • @karmacomedian3020
      @karmacomedian3020 4 года назад +34

      Like Barnaby?

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 4 года назад +15

      spicy, gender politics have entered the chat

    • @Mannazify
      @Mannazify 4 года назад +7

      Or Barry O’Farrell resigning over a bottle of wine? Sorry, take your virtue signalling elsewhere

    • @nickdryad
      @nickdryad 4 года назад +10

      I think you’re 100% right. If this was a male politician who ‘didn’t know’ about his girlfriends corrupt misdeeds, I’d bet he’d be hammered. Seems there might be some double standards for women who get ‘taken in’ by men, but men should know better.

    • @nickdryad
      @nickdryad 4 года назад +11

      @@Mannazify Barry definitely did something corrupt. It’s a false analogy because Barry was caught red handed. Gladys is hiding behind the ‘I don’t remember ‘ excuses. She is a public servant who has a duty to disclose corrupt behaviour wherever she sees it. The issue here however is not Glady’s behaviour but the leniency of the political commentary that refuses to look deeply and unforgivingly at a premier who consorted with a known and proven corrupt political operator. ICAC isn’t finished yet.

  • @RadicalValkyrie
    @RadicalValkyrie 4 года назад +2

    I was watching the Motion of No Confidence in the Victorian parliament. What a joke that was.

  • @Mikki_Tu
    @Mikki_Tu 4 года назад +2

    The crowd shouts "LOCK HER UP!, LOCK HER UP!" LOL.
    Don't give her the chance to resign.

  • @thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680
    @thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680 4 года назад +8

    The pressers working
    We can not let up

  • @Dharamundi
    @Dharamundi 4 года назад +3

    Also I’ve seen so many people online saying that ‘she deserves a private life, stop going after her’ or something along those lines. And I’m just thinking, she’s the premier she’s supposed to held to a higher standard then the average joe and if it was a labor premier the media would be after them like sharks smelling blood in the waters.

    • @TheMonkeyBloke
      @TheMonkeyBloke 4 года назад

      "With great power, comes great responsibility" - Mortal Kombat

  • @jethrox827
    @jethrox827 4 года назад +8

    Just thinking about mags putting a leg over glads makes me feel deeply crook

    • @marcomac8824
      @marcomac8824 4 года назад

      Jethro X Fairly easily solved, Jethro. Just don’t think about it.

  • @scottageindustries
    @scottageindustries 4 года назад

    thanks for posting this, was so looking forward to your vid on this (:

  • @alphawolf8503
    @alphawolf8503 4 года назад +4

    Gladys berejiklian is like that imposter in among us everyone in the server knows she is the imposter but somehow hasn't been thrown into space

  • @possumintheblossom
    @possumintheblossom 4 года назад

    Lol the auto-captions called her glad asparagus!

  • @leathalEly
    @leathalEly 4 года назад +6

    Why does Gladys look like and old leather storm front from the boys, but having been left in the sun for a little too long.

  • @ImGodTheMaryBanger
    @ImGodTheMaryBanger 4 года назад +3

    I totally lost at the "her boyfriend" bit.. surprised she can land a bloke with a lid that rude

  • @hamishmcfenda4197
    @hamishmcfenda4197 4 года назад +7

    The blind luck which has so far seen NSW get through the pandemic is about to end for Gladys.

  • @calvinvogt4396
    @calvinvogt4396 3 года назад +5

    This has aged very well. Very well

  • @TheJunkmailbot
    @TheJunkmailbot 4 года назад +14

    so this is what jordan looks like when he's still drunk from the night before

  • @Electra_Spectre
    @Electra_Spectre 4 года назад

    Great work! Thank you for cutting through the shit out there.

  • @ooofyikes7253
    @ooofyikes7253 4 года назад +7

    Seeing your clips from the Icac hearing highlights possibly the most embarrassing display I have ever seen from an Australian politician, I think it even beats Scotty from Marketing's PR disaster from the fires

  • @tayam6441
    @tayam6441 4 года назад

    Literally been checking every few hours for this video. So happy 😂

  • @yellowpete79
    @yellowpete79 4 года назад +4

    Jordan, you can find Emma Albarici at Coogee beach on most mornings walking her dog. I've run into her there 3 times and once in Bowral. I swear im not stalking her!

  • @TheShamansQuestion
    @TheShamansQuestion 4 года назад

    That 14 min went by so quickly. I WANT MORE GOSS

  • @NitroCrypt
    @NitroCrypt 4 года назад +11

    I’ve never come to a video quicker in my life

  • @BarrellRofl
    @BarrellRofl 4 года назад +1

    Hey hay can cauterize wounds, but if you are really mean you can burn it too.

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 4 года назад +5

    Hey Jordies love the work. You got any plans to cover Deb Frecklington's recent stuff with property developers?

  • @archipiratta
    @archipiratta Год назад +3

    Who's here after the ICAC findings?

  • @georgebutler7850
    @georgebutler7850 4 года назад +3

    Sounds like not remembering things is a prerequisite for being a state politician.

    • @TheMonkeyBloke
      @TheMonkeyBloke 4 года назад +1

      But they always seem to "remember" and dig up old dirt when they are running against someone in an election... Hmm