Please.don't kill me. I'm terrified as you can tell by the tone of my voice. It doesn't sound like being killed is like slight inconvienience for me.aaaaaaaa...
That “ahhh shit.” from the first guy that’s killed is the type of reaction you would have if you accidentally forgot milk from the store, not when you’re face with an hatchet wielding mad man.
I checked the IMDB reviews and seen this comment from 2003: "I hated this movie. I got a headache just watching it. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I didn't even watch the whole thing. It didn't fit my screen, it look like a movie my friends and I would make. This movie is a waste of time and money."
@@SrTrevimohImagine you hear a shoot coming from the house of dead guy, them u follow the sound and find a guy in the ground with a shotgun and he dessapears, you trie to discover who the hell is this guy and you find out that he kill's himself every 13 years and its his sole proporse as a revenge ghost.
In high school, my group of friends would rent this from Blockbuster repeatedly. Pretty much whenever we heard someone hadn't seen it yet, we'd go and rent it to show it to them. And since this is the worst movie ever, it was always available to rent. The scene you showed at the beginning with the guy's glasses moving up and down was always my favorite moment.
That awkward moment when Marcus's critique of a bad movie perfectly describes your quarantine lifestyle: "You just woke up though. Why'd everyone go back to bed?"
"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck" ...done. This one totally justified the existence of the whole movie. We can turn it off now knowing that it's been worth of being made.
The movie was released in 1992, but it's dedicated to his grandmother who died in 1993, so he knew she was going to die the following year. 🤔 Either he's psychic, or…
I have 2 theories about the wrong death date in grandma's dedication - the director was able to forsee his grandma's death and just knew in advance that she would die in 1993. Or he was planning on doing her in because the life insurance policy would run out in 1993. I could see it going either way 🤷♀️
My theory: someone attempting to do literally everything wrong when making a movie. And succeeding. A masterpiece in the same vain as dark place itself.
Dude, I saw this movie back in like 98. My best friend and I saw it after we got it from blockbuster and we laughed the entire time. The only thing I remembered from the film was the phone kill and “Ooooh Shit ooooh Shit” double take. I’ve actually been saying “oh shit” twice just like in the movie, forever and forgot years ago why I said it like that, but now I remember! This movie had us laughing our asses off!
@@wenbluepirate3954 There actually are. Not very well, but it is possible. You give them pieces of writing and they learn from it to try and form sentences of their own. It almost never makes a coherent story, but it's still cool to watch
I'll never be able to thank you enough for showing me that this movie exists. I so want to believe it was a real effort, and wasn't intentionally made this poorly.
"You just woke up! Why did everyone go back to bed?" Honestly, I often go back to sleep after waking up. This was the most relatable part of the movie for me.
Most people apparently are unable to understand the subtle brilliance of Axe 'Em. Consider, if you will, the poignant irony of white guy being killed by a phone, the very object he was searching for. Truly a masterpiece of writing!
To be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand Axe 'Em. The horror is very subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, many of the scares will go over a normal viewer's head.
Theres only 5 people who I heard names of in the movie -DJ double-cut master slice-em up dice-em up OG so nice J-nice -Breakfast -Sarah -Hobo 1 -Hobo 2
This is what wiki says: "Years ago Harry Mason's father brutally killed his entire family and Harry's body was never found. Flash forward to the present, where several of Harry's now-teenaged childhood friends decide to get together for a weekend retreat in the forest. What they're unaware of is that Harry didn't die, but is actually wandering the forest with the intent to murder all of his friends." When you look at the opening text again they actually mean Harry looking for revenge not the dad who killed his family himself looking for it.
@@gruskek that makes it a little bit better but why does he want to kill his friends? Killing anything that moves, alright but purposely killing his friends what reason is there? Oh I forgot it's probably in the dialogue.
Birdemic: You will never be a worse "horror" movie than me... Goblin: Your right... *But he will* **Insert Ax em arriving from the dumpster fire version of Asgard**
don't say that to my a.i buddies, you'd bet if you gave an a.i enough resources about directing, screenwriting and shit, it would do an much better job.
if ai made a movie it would probably be the most generic (duh) type of hollywood marvel movie ever made but AXE 'EM, is a masterpiece that could only have been made by the creative spirit of its creators. An AI couldnt recreate this tomfoolery
IMDB says: The original cut of the film (titled "The Weekend it Lives") was supposedly more of a comic-horror parody than straight horror. However, when York Entertainment picked up the home video rights years later they drastically re-cut the film. Scenes are now incomplete, out of order or missing entirely leaving much of the film incoherent and its tone unclear. It is unknown if any prints of the original version still exist.
i need someone to review this movie like all the bad decisions were intentional "you see the lack of named characters shows that the audience itself is the main character"
The lack of comprehensible lines shows us a view from the killer's perspective. To him, the world doesn't make sense, therefore, the characters themselves and the world around them wouldn't make sense either. It's brilliant, really.
I'd like to imagine an alternate reality for this movie where Breakfast's friend didn't die, but Breakfast had already driven home and arranged his funeral by the time he hitches his way back. Priest: "... loved by all who knew him, the departed-" Friend: "Hey! What the hell?!" Breakfast: "You escaped the spooky house! It's a miracle!"
12:20 By the way the old man was killed with an ax, so then Ax 'Em decided to leave his ax on the old man corpse and had to use other weapons to kill the rest of the group... obviously
10:52 they freak out when the dead guy flops in through the door. The guy with gash on his arm is in the way of the shot, leaps over the dead guy, spins in midair to land and continue freaking out. Golden.
"My group of friends are so wild and hilarious! I bet if I pointed a camera at them, I'd get some real gold. I know! I'll shoot a horror movie and just have my friends do their thing. It'll be super realistic! Jamar is real good at special effects, too. He could make some dope ass death scenes for me. How hard can making a movie be?"
I actually think I could make a better movie. Practice editing and use a damn microphone and its already be better. At least then i could understand what they say.
"they all run in different directions" yeah that not bad , that way the bad guy has to decided who to kill and some of them can get out alive and get help. "Axe'em can teleport" Oh nvm then.
MrDoomroom bro, he must LOVE his family and friends to give them such a masterpiece. this movie is perfect for getting together with the homies on a friday night and reminiscing over. thinking about it makes me nostalgic for when i made ACID in high school and we all gathered around the tv to watch it.
Кино
"Black Panther is the movie that unifies the Black community"
Have you ever even seen Ax-Em?
I am almost sure a good quality version of this Movie. And that they scuffed it and fucking lost it.
Halter Veri Vonitria Nah this ain’t it
@From a Bicycle seat You know, you could've just said "I don't know" and saved both you and Luc some time
RIP
Nah we don't want it give us Blade and Black Panther back lmao
Breakfast only knows three things.
1. The Cars broken down
2. This is a horror film
3. He's black.
4. Homie don't play dat
wow. screenshotted for pure gold
I think breakfast actually lived....
5. Bet he won’t catch my black ass
5. Joe doesn't share food
I firmly believe that people actually died in this movie because the budget was so low that they couldn’t afford fake blood
Yeah most likely
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so underrated 😂😂
That’s why it’s so bad, because they shot this movie in 1 take
the budget was 650 USD
We really need a remastered Director's Cut of this movie.
That's the movie
Please god no
Release the Micheal "Mfumay" Mfume cut!
#Releaseaxemdirectorscut
With an intro by Garth Marenghi.
"Then is mean man Killed himself."
If I were an English professor this would get an A+ for sure.
*If I were an English professor
@@ZacticalZombie Exactly the reason as to why he isn't an english professor lol
Edson Reyes
😂😂😂😂😂
Philosophical way to say it
Maybe if he killed himself he could really revenge him family deaths.
Best last words in a horror movie:
"Haaaaawww shit!"
Its memeable. Like Samuel L. Jackson's *Motherf-* in the stinger of Infinity War.😑
*HERE COMES PAC-MAN*
kittehdrawrs Here we go again
Please.don't kill me. I'm terrified as you can tell by the tone of my voice. It doesn't sound like being killed is like slight inconvienience for me.aaaaaaaa...
"ask them" a film starring black people.....
That “ahhh shit.” from the first guy that’s killed is the type of reaction you would have if you accidentally forgot milk from the store, not when you’re face with an hatchet wielding mad man.
Sean Wilkinson I would think so yes.
He doesn't use an AXE, get it right bro JEEZ, weren't you paying attention?
@@narcspector He did use an axe to kill the old man. That is also the *only* time in the movie he uses an axe.
@@BCRivers
Hatchet
That old guy was probably done with life, so when he was faced with a psycho that wanted to kill him he just gave a mild "Oh shit" as reaction
No one's talking about how the second worst movie is titled potato salad
Cause potato salad is the worst thing mankind has ever created
@@unknownflickz1289 don't do potato salad like that
@@drakep.5857 i mean i hate it
I haven’t seen that movie but I just know for a fact that movie is better then the abomination, Ax Em, in virtually every way.
There’s a MadTV skit about a serial killer that kills with poisoned potato salad. Did they spoof the movie or was the skit inspiration for the movie?
Are we gonna talk about how this guy is coming back to 'revenge his family deaths' when HE killed his family?
hahaahaha lol
Woah. That is stupid. Really stupid.
"I'm going to avenge them by killing them twice!"
According to Wikipedia, it’s the son (whose body was never found) of the murderer who comes and kills the teens.
@@not_abot213 wait. There's a wiki? For this trash of a horror movie?
"After arriving home, He took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. Then is mean man Killed himself."
Mean man bad
No he mean
But why
He mean?
Spoder Jedi cause he meaner man
He average
He is a mean man
They made all their money back just with Marcus buying a copy
@That guy who says hi shut the fuck up you loser
@That guy who says hi yeah shut the fuck up you loser
😂😂 You arw amazing.
It’s free on YT, I think it’s not even copyrighted bc nobody wants possession of this movie
There's actually a free version on youtube
I died at the beging when his glasses went up and down.
So did he
@@EdgyZiggy lmao fax
That clip had me on my neck 🤣🤣🤣💀
Woah u died at the beging?
He looked like Urkel lol
A victim's glasses are more afraid than he is.
MEME IT.
When I see those tittis.
*Glasses scene*
@@MaskOfLimbo Good one. LOL
It was shinpachi
@@secretasian8165 DONDAKE
@@randominternetweirdo5479 EVERYBODY SAY DONDAKE
I am 99% sure they spent most of the budget on the cover.
So like, $5?
Seriously, this movie doesn't deserve poster art that good.
Drew Dillon yeah I did too and how tf could they make a movie with such high quality for only $650
The budget was €1 and a button
There was a budget?
"He uses literally everything but an axe!"
Why did that make me laugh so hard?
"Gun shot"
Because the gun part came out of nowhere and I was dying laughing
@@richardwhite8276 bro homie literally just said fuck it and started blasting lmao
I started crying when I seen him pull out a gun
When he pulled out the gun I actually doubled over laughing
I checked the IMDB reviews and seen this comment from 2003:
"I hated this movie. I got a headache just watching it. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I didn't even watch the whole thing. It didn't fit my screen, it look like a movie my friends and I would make. This movie is a waste of time and money."
Imagine being excited about your birthday present and your dad hands you this on VHS.
@@bogzbiny Great dad teaching his son valuable life lessons.
Who´s the terrible father who bought this shit for his son´s birthday?
Who TF gives this to his son for his birthday? Out of EVERY movie in the world. Poor kid
Damn that person's dad hated them
The old guy just going "Ah, shit" got me lmao
Jiren Joestar same
lol same
That was the best part of the whole movie.
"AhHh s h e t"
“Not again!”
Ax'em walked so Get Out could run
YES
more like it crawled so get out could FLY
Ax em didn’t even move bro
@One Happy Boi bro I know.
More like tripped down multiple flights of stairs
Dad: Hey kids, come down to eat Breakfast
guy named “Breakfast”: 👁👄👁
This isn’t the worst horror movie ever made. It’s the greatest comedy of our times.
*kills family*
*comes back In 13 years to revenge family deaths*
Step 3: profit??
So he’s just gonna kill himself again????
@@SrTrevimohImagine you hear a shoot coming from the house of dead guy, them u follow the sound and find a guy in the ground with a shotgun and he dessapears, you trie to discover who the hell is this guy and you find out that he kill's himself every 13 years and its his sole proporse as a revenge ghost.
SapoMercador My reaction would be to chatise myself because of how stupid i am to follow a gun sound. Is my imaginary self suicidal ??
@@phungphuong8350Yes
Breakfast is now in my top 10 anime betrayals for abandoning his friend.
Breakfast is scum
Dik Zak Breakfast abbandoned his friend
NO DIGNITY
In high school, my group of friends would rent this from Blockbuster repeatedly. Pretty much whenever we heard someone hadn't seen it yet, we'd go and rent it to show it to them. And since this is the worst movie ever, it was always available to rent. The scene you showed at the beginning with the guy's glasses moving up and down was always my favorite moment.
Everyone: *complains that the black guy always dies first in horror movies*
Mfume: *slow chuckle*
Lmao
Don't you mean Mfume "Mfume"?
@@kaiserproductions1278 no, “Mfumay” Mfume
He murders his family, then goes out to avenge the deaths he himself caused?
*aight bruh go ahead*
That's the reason he killed himself
*revenge the deaths ... lol
I like your profile pic
No he revenged them stupid
Oh yeah this is big brain time
Okay, I looked it up on IMDB, and his name really is "Breakfast." I kind of love that.
no fucking way
Their parents get an F on naming
Why. Just why?
I'm surprised this movie even has a place in IMDB
@@ItzMeWill Basically every movie is on IMDB, even shitty ones like this.
That awkward moment when Marcus's critique of a bad movie perfectly describes your quarantine lifestyle: "You just woke up though. Why'd everyone go back to bed?"
Always has been mine
"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck"
...done. This one totally justified the existence of the whole movie. We can turn it off now knowing that it's been worth of being made.
"Yo mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test" sealed the deal for me. Definitly can't say that movie is devoid of talent.
The movie was released in 1992, but it's dedicated to his grandmother who died in 1993, so he knew she was going to die the following year. 🤔 Either he's psychic, or…
He Ax Her
Maybe Mfume is vampire?
Ish lol
@@KAMIKAZEE3421 😂😂😂
He had to kill her as a cover
IMDB has one quote for this movie:
Breakfast : I'm running back to Baltimore!
[starts running]
Yo' mamma so dumb she stayed-up all night for a blood test: Am I a joke to you?
@@samasaurus1811 Well, yes. Literally.
So, it's confirmed his name actually is Breakfast? Also, the guy who stays with the car might be Darren or something like that.
Damn I need to put "they ain't killing my black ass" or whatever it was on there
@@samasaurus1811 huh ?!
This film looks like something a film school student would make, and then get an F for it.
Or just straight up get expelled for.
If you go to the Wikipedia page for this, they have a Plot section...that’s entirely blank.
That’s not unusual
"Ooooh shit" Best last words ever
There's a movie called Thankskilling a where a turkey murders a topless pilgrim yelling nice tits bitch. Think about that.
I hope there's a sequel, and in it we meet Breakfast's sibling, Lunch.
K.G. Drake don’t forget his evil twin, Brunch, or their parents, Dinner and Dessert.
What about his cousin, Snack?
MJ Fan, no, Snack is a deadly mercenary out to get ‘em!
Apparently there is a sequel, not sure of the title but it's about Breakfast visiting his girlfriend Tiffany at her home.
No.... that was a very bad joke.
I have 2 theories about the wrong death date in grandma's dedication - the director was able to forsee his grandma's death and just knew in advance that she would die in 1993.
Or he was planning on doing her in because the life insurance policy would run out in 1993.
I could see it going either way 🤷♀️
That just makes it more mysterious, like Michael "Mfumay" Mfume was either a prophet, or a calculated serial killer. 😨
My theory: someone attempting to do literally everything wrong when making a movie. And succeeding. A masterpiece in the same vain as dark place itself.
i don't remember this episode of fresh prince
That’s because this is from the episode of Family Matters, where Erkle fails a school project and decides to kill his teacher and their entire family.
No it's the lost episode of the fresh prince of bell air
It actually look like fresh prince in the beginning 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah it the pilot for Corey in the House.
"Ain't gonna catch my black ass" had me wheezing.
Same XD XD
lol sameee
Same
🤣
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, I saw this movie back in like 98. My best friend and I saw it after we got it from blockbuster and we laughed the entire time. The only thing I remembered from the film was the phone kill and “Ooooh Shit ooooh Shit” double take. I’ve actually been saying “oh shit” twice just like in the movie, forever and forgot years ago why I said it like that, but now I remember! This movie had us laughing our asses off!
11:28
Dude is screaming directly In the camera...
Now if you don't find that funny, I just...
Is this one of those "I forced a robot to watch horror movies and this is the script it made" things?
Nah, not good enought
That's actually a good concept for a video
Those are fakes. There aren't robots that can do that.
Wen BluePirate I don't know, Tom Servo could probably make something this bad.
@@wenbluepirate3954 There actually are. Not very well, but it is possible. You give them pieces of writing and they learn from it to try and form sentences of their own. It almost never makes a coherent story, but it's still cool to watch
Honestly breakfast not going into the house and just running away is the most realistic shit ever looool
The black in him came out in full force. This movie is definitely awful but it displays more logic than most horror movies
Lighting Thief
What do you mean the black in him ?
He should've screamed the iconic quote. Ah hell no!!
@@__M7MD It's a joke that in a horror movie it's always the white characters that stay in the place that's clearly dangerous
@Black Man lol your name made that comment even better.
What if the script for this movie was actually one of the most gripping narratives ever put to paper...but NO ONE will know.
I'll never be able to thank you enough for showing me that this movie exists. I so want to believe it was a real effort, and wasn't intentionally made this poorly.
Forget Black Panther,this is the greatest all black movie ever made.
@Sternia Hoenheim boy shut up
The League Of Tryhards TM There were 2 white characters in Black Panther and that’s still considered an all black movie.So what’s your point?
@@thehammer9407 I think "Friend of Breakfast" was actually his character's name.
@Lazar Sreckovic who killed captain alex is clearly superior! It has Supah Fightas!
That joke would be good if Black Panther was a good movie. ;)
I would name my first born “Breakfast”.
Zero Creepypasta 2nd Lunch, 3rd Dinner
Don’t forget Dessert
Laika dessert would be the mistake child
plz don't
Brunch would also be the half sibling
This looks and feels like a lost media creepypasta, just extremely cursed because of how low quality it is
10:33 Did you just call that man Pootie Tang. Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a hot minute.
"You just woke up! Why did everyone go back to bed?"
Honestly, I often go back to sleep after waking up. This was the most relatable part of the movie for me.
*wakes up, looks at time*
I don’t want to be awake yet
*immediately goes back to sleep*
If I'm going to get out of bed, that better be one scary ass murderer and he better be right next to my bed.
I had a long sleep I deserve a nap
Y’all sum bums
Same man same I woke up and then passed out sleeping.
Most people apparently are unable to understand the subtle brilliance of Axe 'Em.
Consider, if you will, the poignant irony of white guy being killed by a phone, the very object he was searching for.
Truly a masterpiece of writing!
I don't know if this comment was supposed to be a joke. But that's honestly pretty cool to me.
To be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand Axe 'Em. The horror is very subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, many of the scares will go over a normal viewer's head.
I’m just not able to understand what they say in the movie
"revenge his family deaths" has the same energy as "metal gear rising: revengeance"
Genuinely makes 'The Room' look Oscar worthy.
'ahhh SHIIIIT' lol best reaction to being murdered ever.
Legend has it Breakfast had a cousin Brunch that always was a couple hours late for everything...
Nice one! 😂
dad joke lol 😂😂
late to his own funeral?
And his uncle got the nickname "Midnight Snack" for coming into his room at night and doing things to him he refuses to talk about to this day.
"Invisible gun"
DAMMIT, 4KIDS
Theres only 5 people who I heard names of in the movie
-DJ double-cut master slice-em up dice-em up OG so nice J-nice
-Breakfast
-Sarah
-Hobo 1
-Hobo 2
You didn't hear their names "in" the movie.
MrLego3160 I heard Sarah clear as day honestly
@@MrLego3160 well DJ double cut Master slice-em-up dice-em-up OG so nice J-nice
and
Breakfast
Were easy to hear
Theres also breakfast
@@cringechannel1071 he said
Why would he revenge ( avenge ) the family deaths...
HE CAUSED!!!
I KNOW I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO
I was also wondering that…
@@PPinho2711 why did you say it twice?
This is what wiki says: "Years ago Harry Mason's father brutally killed his entire family and Harry's body was never found. Flash forward to the present, where several of Harry's now-teenaged childhood friends decide to get together for a weekend retreat in the forest. What they're unaware of is that Harry didn't die, but is actually wandering the forest with the intent to murder all of his friends." When you look at the opening text again they actually mean Harry looking for revenge not the dad who killed his family himself looking for it.
@@gruskek that makes it a little bit better but why does he want to kill his friends? Killing anything that moves, alright but purposely killing his friends what reason is there? Oh I forgot it's probably in the dialogue.
I wouldn’t be surprised to find that this movie was made by a drunk 5 year old
8:58 my man's name is actually "Breakfast" 💀💀
“WE ARE OUT OF GAS, BREAKFAST!!!” -Pissed Driver
DJ 28 STAB WOUNDS!
Wait, he killed his family, and then returns for revenge....but....wouldn't that just be "I am resurrected, now to kill myself *bang* Roll credits."
GryphonICD would be great at cinemasins
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that, I was like wait wtf this makes no sense lmao
Ax ‘em for Mortal Kombat
Birdemic: You will never be a worse "horror" movie than me...
Goblin: Your right...
*But he will*
**Insert Ax em arriving from the dumpster fire version of Asgard**
I just checked the IMDB page of this movie and it's estimated that the budget was 650 bucks.
650 is too much
@MysteryMan420 they must have spent it on that sick dj
@MysteryMan420😂😂😂
Who Killed Captain Alex cost $200 and it’s better than this!
must have been the weed
this feels like a film made by one of those A.I learning programs
Weeb
don't say that to my a.i buddies, you'd bet if you gave an a.i enough resources about directing, screenwriting and shit, it would do an much better job.
Fax
if ai made a movie it would probably be the most generic (duh) type of hollywood marvel movie ever made
but AXE 'EM, is a masterpiece that could only have been made by the creative spirit of its creators. An AI couldnt recreate this tomfoolery
Sadly learning what most of these AI generated stuff has been made recently, this was only made by human hands and vision
IMDB says:
The original cut of the film (titled "The Weekend it Lives") was supposedly more of a comic-horror parody than straight horror. However, when York Entertainment picked up the home video rights years later they drastically re-cut the film. Scenes are now incomplete, out of order or missing entirely leaving much of the film incoherent and its tone unclear. It is unknown if any prints of the original version still exist.
You can’t do this to me
the scenes with people yelling "cut" and "action" reminded me that real people lucidly created this
i need someone to review this movie like all the bad decisions were intentional
"you see the lack of named characters shows that the audience itself is the main character"
Leo Morris The Pipe Strip...
Leo Morris 😂😂😂
The lack of comprehensible lines shows us a view from the killer's perspective. To him, the world doesn't make sense, therefore, the characters themselves and the world around them wouldn't make sense either. It's brilliant, really.
"the inconsistent and poor camera quality, is intentional, it represents that of real life events being captured on different devices"
Leo Morris Oh, you mean like Reader Response Theory?
The "We are out of GAS!" gets me everytime because its like the first thing you can truly hear from a character in the movie
Actually no
The MegaNintenBro hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, shit
I'd like to imagine an alternate reality for this movie where Breakfast's friend didn't die, but Breakfast had already driven home and arranged his funeral by the time he hitches his way back.
Priest: "... loved by all who knew him, the departed-"
Friend: "Hey! What the hell?!"
Breakfast: "You escaped the spooky house! It's a miracle!"
Cosmonaut: You just woke up, why did everyone go back to bed??
Me: um yeah I've never done that...
Imagine someone having to create subtitles for this
I'd just make stuff up at random. It'd probably still be more coherent.
I'm imagining some Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits type shit going on
I can imagine most of it being “???”
Did someone say Ghost Stories reboot.
Yo duh Stories I’m pretty sure your face profile is a good example
are we gonna talk about how you watched this 3 times and lived to tell the tale???!
Cosmonaut didn't survive. He did get better though.
His sacrifice is acknowledged. Someone should give him an award
Laughter is the best medicine
@@travisscottburber5719 You are absolutely sir, it's really contagious too
@@will__mem9rno Yes Fortnite is pretty contagious too and kinda cringe
Bloody hell. This reads like a short story I wrote when I was high af.
4:10 this is like the beginning of Killer bean
All I see is a black screen a man talking
Muhamad Ohun do I have to put it at 4:12 for it to make sense orrrr
you didn't even mention how the injured guy TWIRLS over the dead guys corpse at 10:52
😂
The G Podcast PSVR/PS4 Reviews I was waiting for the rest of the video for him to mention that
DJ DOUBLE-CUT MASTER SLICE-EM UP DICE-EM UP OG SO NICE J-NICE IN THE HOUSE!!!
This is my favorite video you’ve done. I have been laughing my ass off since you began. Thank you!
When you get the literal version of director's cut in a movie.
HA
This movie was funnier than most movies I watched which tried to be funny.
10/10
Tolga ermiş aha türk var!
The editing on this video is better than the editing on this movie.
How often do you get to say that?
every "worst of the worst" even the one shot in camcorder.
A shit ton of time my man
Maybe the movie cost £200 to make XD
the art of editing is lost
$4 on editing
15:14 - 15:28 is genuinely the greatest 14 seconds in this channel's history
12:20 By the way the old man was killed with an ax, so then Ax 'Em decided to leave his ax on the old man corpse and had to use other weapons to kill the rest of the group...
obviously
10:52 they freak out when the dead guy flops in through the door. The guy with gash on his arm is in the way of the shot, leaps over the dead guy, spins in midair to land and continue freaking out.
Golden.
Nice catch!
Super Mario World Spinjump
His name is BREAKFAST?! Okay, that's when I officially lost it and started laughing out loud.
You,sir or ma'am, have a steel resolve. I was laughing from the 1st clip and it's horrible audio.
I'm definitely naming a character Breakfast in my next script. Just for the hell of it.
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. It gets me wheezing every time I watch it.
Barely found out about this channel and so absolutely love it
*Car breaks really hard*
"We're out of gas!"
"DJ Slice em up dice em up OG" brilliant
I know what I'm changing my profile name to lol
@@tatersalad76 you will be a god if you do
Two years later, this was the most entertainment I’ve ever gotten out of a RUclips video
“He will return to revenge his family’s death”
*Him being the one who killed his family*
*Kills himself*
"My group of friends are so wild and hilarious! I bet if I pointed a camera at them, I'd get some real gold. I know! I'll shoot a horror movie and just have my friends do their thing. It'll be super realistic! Jamar is real good at special effects, too. He could make some dope ass death scenes for me. How hard can making a movie be?"
@Sternia Hoenheim LOL
@Sternia Hoenheim u upset?
@@zaydkhan6703 I think we found the director! lol
@@D_Fyre lmao he's gotta protect his masterpiece
I actually think I could make a better movie. Practice editing and use a damn microphone and its already be better. At least then i could understand what they say.
"they all run in different directions"
yeah that not bad , that way the bad guy has to decided who to kill and some of them can get out alive and get help.
"Axe'em can teleport"
Oh nvm then.
The glasses going up and down got me crying 😂😂
0:11 "and yeah, I could watch an actual good horror movie."
Proceeds to show one of the most clique films in existence
Hey I got 50 bucks let's go to McDonald's.
No let's make a movie.
Lol
Mcheetah yeah it actually is
They could’ve went early and got some _breakfast_
crunchy I have to give you a like
Joker thanks
How do you spend $50 at McDonalds
This feels like some movie that the director just made for their friends and family
their
@@the_monarch2172 my pp big and grande
@@sasukeuchiha8801 I understood that reference XD
Jesus he doesn't like his family at all or his friends if he make this for them
MrDoomroom bro, he must LOVE his family and friends to give them such a masterpiece. this movie is perfect for getting together with the homies on a friday night and reminiscing over. thinking about it makes me nostalgic for when i made ACID in high school and we all gathered around the tv to watch it.
12:28 The name is Em. Ax’em.
15:26 “Thank you God for helping me create Axe Em'”
Mad respect to Marcus for watching this piece of shit THREE TIMES
Yusko R.I.P Marcus "MarcusTurner" Turner
He’s the ultimate masochist
Not sure why he would do such a horrible thing to himself.
@@brutefarce1593 Because most heroes are selfless.
That's like 3 hours and 30 minutes of torture