The Cloverfield Paradox - Why it Sucks

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @Robbstark2024
    @Robbstark2024 6 лет назад +2553

    “She used to have kids but then she left the oven on or something and they blew up”
    Quote of the day

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 5 лет назад +4

      Rob Stark I'm so glad your ok! I heard you and your mom were in some kinda accident....

    • @raduvlad4429
      @raduvlad4429 5 лет назад +14

      @@Willimiina it was shit.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 5 лет назад +13

      Helga Sinclair can you explain how Captain Phasma was able to magically know where the gun was? Or how did the arm know that the battery was inside the Russian? Or why didn’t they just send the plans to the second earth for the ship? There’s so many questions that I genuinely found no answer to except “it’s a space movie”

    • @schweppes1313
      @schweppes1313 4 года назад +11

      ​@@Willimiina yes, fucking Mandela Effect creates demons and sentient arms, you're such a galaxy brain nerd, you deserve a standing ovation and a Nobel Prize
      god, I hope you were trolling
      Mandela Effect hahahahahahaha

    • @pennyomega7421
      @pennyomega7421 3 года назад

      @@Willimiina cool story. It was still shit

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 5 лет назад +2120

    "The energy in this scene is nonexistent."
    Duh, you just said their universe is running out of energy... ;D

    • @Chitownhomestead
      @Chitownhomestead 5 лет назад +15

      Lol.. I see what u did there

    • @kip9733
      @kip9733 4 года назад +5

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    • @st3althyone
      @st3althyone 4 года назад +2

      OMFG!! Hilarious! It took me a few seconds to see what you did there, very well done my friend! ;-)

    • @rE8Al
      @rE8Al 3 года назад +6

      I like this joke
      Another!!

    • @anthonythanghe4755
      @anthonythanghe4755 3 года назад

      Dayum!!!!

  • @sydneymendoza9919
    @sydneymendoza9919 5 лет назад +1773

    Captain Phasma, Baron Zemo, Chewbacca, Russian Man, and Named Character are on a ship together

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 5 лет назад +79

      The ship starts malfunctioning.
      Named character tries to turn it off and on again, Chewbacca rips Russian man's arms off out of anger, phasma looks cool and Baron Zemo acts like he did something.

    • @11cmredacted89
      @11cmredacted89 5 лет назад +12

      Plus Brienne of Tarth

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 года назад +2

      Cloverfield starring Alex Hamilton chewie baron zemo captain phasma, Putin and deadpool are on a spaceship

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM 4 года назад +1

      Then someone knocks on the airlock.

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 4 года назад +1

      And they walk into a bar and crosses the road with a chicken...

  • @gabevillarrealedits
    @gabevillarrealedits 4 года назад +1918

    “I don’t think JJ understands that slapping the monsters at the end of these movies is actually hurting them.”
    I don’t think JJ understands a lot of things.

    • @BaileyZKerr
      @BaileyZKerr 4 года назад +19

      PREACH!

    • @jackolantern717
      @jackolantern717 4 года назад +55

      yeah JJ fucking ruined star wars

    • @jeck8005
      @jeck8005 4 года назад +24

      @@jackolantern717 no, he didnt ruin star wars.

    • @jackolantern717
      @jackolantern717 4 года назад +14

      Sith Cultist ok well tros is a frankenstein of a movie, i just expected more from JJ

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 4 года назад +26

      Tbf Star Wars has had issues from the start, the OT isn’t perfect and the prequels are more popular than common opinion would lead one to believe.
      The sequels are nothing special but we’re all glad to see the franchise healthy enough to make another blockbuster trilogy.

  • @Sleeper800
    @Sleeper800 6 лет назад +325

    "They tell us really really briefly that Baron Zemo and Chewie are dating"
    Can you put THAT movie on instead?

  • @cameronleach5475
    @cameronleach5475 6 лет назад +1681

    Cloverfield: a story about regular people thrust into a disaster scenerio, and successfully takes lessons from Ishiro Honda's Godzilla by alluding to real life events.10 Cloverfield Lane: another story about regular people, this time finding out that humans can be the scariest monsters.The Cloverfield Paradox: a story that explains why a Cloverfield Cinematic Universe exists, and how Bad Robot, or Paramount, or Netflix (or whoever else) can now make an infinite number of Cloverfield movies.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +24

      Cameron Leach Speaking of Cloverfield, you heard about the FOURTH one coming out this October in theaters? 😂
      This is the first year we get two Cloverfield movies in one year. That is NOT a good thing!

    • @cameronleach5475
      @cameronleach5475 6 лет назад +45

      And apparently it'll be a zombie film. I'm hoping we'll look back at Paradox as "that one bad one" but I'm not feeling too optimistic.

    • @BigBoss_670
      @BigBoss_670 6 лет назад +6

      ADP1998 apparently Paradox was done filming for a while and that's why they put it on Netflix.

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato 6 лет назад +8

      yeah they really gave us the most plot generic origin with infinite direction possible. it's so shitty. i loved th idea of cloverfield and was super interested in the origin. then they do this

    • @themonkeyshead7520
      @themonkeyshead7520 6 лет назад

      Kyros Droztamyr Nope Nope Nope Nope and nope

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 5 лет назад +653

    The Cloverfield series in a nutshell
    *Shit goes crazy, city go boom*

    • @yeetismcfetus5883
      @yeetismcfetus5883 4 года назад +6

      lol that actually made me chuckle

    • @toxiclaw7591
      @toxiclaw7591 4 года назад +6

      Train go boom

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 3 года назад +4

      10 cloverfield lane in a nutshell
      2 people stuck with crazy John Goodman

  • @evanjames2925
    @evanjames2925 6 лет назад +421

    Every movie happens in the Cloververse if you believe it does.

    • @nils5471
      @nils5471 5 лет назад +32

      You ever saw reservoir dogs? Totally pre energy crisis cloverfield.

    • @marinaepley1840
      @marinaepley1840 5 лет назад +5

      Aliens...? Certainly Cloverfield! True Detective...? Carcosa sounds so Cloverfield! :))))

    • @kieranschafer5180
      @kieranschafer5180 5 лет назад +19

      Moana occurs 100 years after the clover-pocalypse.

    • @tarabarden7535
      @tarabarden7535 5 лет назад +17

      Paw patrol: mighty pups? That shit is happening at the exact same time as cloverfield

    • @kewlkid4364
      @kewlkid4364 5 лет назад +12

      Spongebob Movie?
      Cloverfield prequel man

  • @eliack95
    @eliack95 6 лет назад +129

    7:30 The Wall Lady looks surprisingly healthy and beautiful for someone who was recently extracted from a jumble of pipes and wires she was phased into.

    • @africanchick23
      @africanchick23 3 года назад +7

      the doctor gave her a shot that accelerated cell growth, or made her heal quickly. its quick but there's a shot on his little scifi thingy that shows it.

    • @dreux_
      @dreux_ 22 дня назад +1

      incel just had to out himself 💀

  • @Runningtail
    @Runningtail 4 года назад +113

    I dont think this movie is working properly
    Roy: "have you tried turning it off and on again?"

  • @tritone2276
    @tritone2276 6 лет назад +316

    a lot of folks are acting confused and making more of this movie and it's place in the "cloververse" than needed, when as you said, the news broadcast guy literally said what is going on at the beginning of the movie. I don't care what movie you are making, you reveal such details at the beginning, you're sucking out all the tension, unless you are just that masterful with writing.

    • @Sheepy007
      @Sheepy007 6 лет назад +2

      I guess JJ simply wanted to be like Edgar Wright

    • @tlou2sprettygood547
      @tlou2sprettygood547 6 лет назад +4

      Tritone's Personal RUclips Channel the point of the movie was less about the circumstances and more about how the characters dealt with it. the connection to cloverfield is pretty contrived tho

    • @nightmarefreddykrueger121
      @nightmarefreddykrueger121 6 лет назад

      This is JJ Abrams, he's the major mastermind behind this

    • @Reginald_Harrison
      @Reginald_Harrison 6 лет назад +7

      When I saw that scene I couldn't believe it. They spoiled their own fucking movie less than 15 minutes in. That 20 second news interview is the entire movie, the rest of it was pointless after that. "This experiment could alter past, present, and future universes. It could unleash monsters and demons." Are you fucking kidding me? lol
      This movie could've been condensed down to a 1 minute conversation between 2 characters in an actual Cloverfield sequel.

  • @the_rose_garden01
    @the_rose_garden01 6 лет назад +489

    When watching this movie, I found myself not giving a shit about Hamilton in space and wanting to see more about what happens with her husband

    • @DuelTubeChannel
      @DuelTubeChannel 5 лет назад +12

      That's why they didn't show you

    • @chochtopf8682
      @chochtopf8682 3 года назад +1

      If that's the storyline you want to see, just watch the first movie.

    • @the_rose_garden01
      @the_rose_garden01 3 года назад +1

      @@chochtopf8682 Its clearly not the same event

  • @darkymcsoulface7057
    @darkymcsoulface7057 6 лет назад +1619

    Hey, cool video... But it's Cloverfield now

    • @Howtard
      @Howtard 6 лет назад +30

      Guys guys, I know you each have your own opinion about this and you want to get your point across, but they're all Cloverfield now.

    • @joyfuldude4538
      @joyfuldude4538 5 лет назад +6

      I am Cloverfield now
      You are Cloverfield now
      We are all Cloverfield now

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 5 лет назад +2

      Hey, great video
      Was it or was it not, directed by JJ.Abrams?

    • @kingpenguin1580
      @kingpenguin1580 5 лет назад +1

      Hey, cool comment... But it’s Cloverfield now

    • @ShaunMengel
      @ShaunMengel 4 года назад +2

      J.J Abrams entered the chat

  • @jasoncaetano9708
    @jasoncaetano9708 2 года назад +71

    Fun fact: A Quiet Place was originally developed as a Cloverfield sequel but they changed it at the last minute into a standalone film, and I think that was a good choice it's pretty great

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 Год назад +6

      Someone made a video and brought this up. Especially in the comments section, Someone brings up how Amazon’s the tomorrow war could pass as a CF movie since the aliens could’ve been put in that universe

    • @JymVer
      @JymVer Год назад +4

      ​@@silashurd3597 I think the problem is any film could. Just have an alien final 10 mins

    • @Dr.Meme-Man
      @Dr.Meme-Man Год назад +1

      I know I’m a year late, but they COULD still make it a cloverfield connection of sorts?
      For starters, the story goes that the Death Angels are a race of monster aliens that originally grew in a hostile planet with heavy gravity; explaining their tough armor and lack of swimming abilities.
      Now, for reasons we just don’t know, their planet just blew up and somehow EVERY SINGKE meteor from that planet crashed on earth and carried them across the galaxy completely unharmed???
      Like maybe the aliens in Cloverfield Lane were responsible for the destruction of the Death Angels’ planet AND were the reason all their fragments landed on earth in the first place.

  • @beauh1515
    @beauh1515 6 лет назад +277

    So they used the plot of 2016 Doom?

    • @cookiesnugglez7318
      @cookiesnugglez7318 5 лет назад +5

      @@JoyKirbs no u

    • @cookiesnugglez7318
      @cookiesnugglez7318 5 лет назад

      @@JoyKirbs also isn't it kinda weird that I just got rid of that playlist when I saw it just a few minutes ago

    • @cookiesnugglez7318
      @cookiesnugglez7318 5 лет назад

      @@JoyKirbs oh it was

    • @cookiesnugglez7318
      @cookiesnugglez7318 5 лет назад

      @@JoyKirbs is it still now

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 5 лет назад +15

      yet somehow a game which doesnt focus on plot did it better, hey heres this weird interdimentional infinite energy source lets use that...oh shoot that was hell, well only sane thing to do is capture and experiment on demons...oops that was bad idea. doesnt sound like much but still makes 100X more sence than whatever was supposed to be happening in this movie

  • @Cleyy
    @Cleyy 6 лет назад +1547

    Lol he glitches into the wall

    • @olucaspc
      @olucaspc 6 лет назад +59

      I hate when that happens

    • @popstarchamp
      @popstarchamp 6 лет назад +44

      IT'S NO USE!!!

    • @armagedoc66
      @armagedoc66 6 лет назад +28

      Cley FullAnime a bethesda movie

    • @ericcrowell7808
      @ericcrowell7808 6 лет назад +3

      Snow Mystique Damn...just, damn. True, though.

    • @Selestrielle
      @Selestrielle 6 лет назад +3

      Snow Mystique More like Ubis-offed ;D

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 лет назад +692

    My favorite part was all the odd shit with the arm. It was so interesting at first only to become so insanely cringe. I said in my how to fix vid that it had potential for so much more and it really did. It was an omniscient fucking arm. How do you not take advantage of that. Once it wrote that one thing about the compass, it just never appeared again in the film

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +25

      24 Frames Of Nick That arm shit gave me Evil Dead flashbacks. I was laughing the whole time it was on screen.

    • @Sol_Protege
      @Sol_Protege 6 лет назад +30

      You actually had one moment in the climax where the main lead (don't remember her name) glances at the glass containment cell housing the arm, during the shootout and then....nothing. Arm gets ejected into space LMAO
      14:32 I was secretly hoping the arm would give the middle finger as it floats away into space

    • @themarkktv
      @themarkktv 6 лет назад +22

      Also, it wasn't necessary. Just have one of the scientists perform an autopsy on the dead man and be like "hey look what I found"

    • @aurasol74
      @aurasol74 6 лет назад +6

      yaknow that thing people do where they tap like a wave along their fingers when theyre bored or waiting, it does that then and i just cracked up lmao

    • @greenmann1217
      @greenmann1217 6 лет назад +4

      They literally used a plot that is played for laughs in Evil Dead......

  • @MrHPfan4ever
    @MrHPfan4ever 6 лет назад +197

    So I was okay with Lane’s ending. The whole movie set up the question of whether Goodman’s character was crazy or if his assertions were correct. It played on your expectations of an either/or scenario and revealed the answer was that both were true. I like how it completes Michelle’s arc, with her no longer running away. But at the same time, it is such a jarring transition, I can see why others would find it problematic.

    • @The_Mothman66
      @The_Mothman66 6 лет назад +38

      Yeah, really the film should have ended as she left the bunker and saw the spaceships. She didn't have to suddenly turn into Ellen Ripley out of nowhere. I agree that the reveal works for thematic reasons, it just didn't need an over the top action scene.

    • @MrHPfan4ever
      @MrHPfan4ever 6 лет назад +5

      stanbonesletsplays Fair. I can see that working better.

    • @MortyKaiShalom
      @MortyKaiShalom 6 лет назад +15

      It was jarring, but I kind of liked that about the movie. We went from one tone straight into "HOLY SHIT, WTF IS HAPPENING", real fast. In fact, part of me kind of wants to see how she fares after leaving, but perhaps her story is best left where it is... Or perhaps a passing character in a later installment.
      In any case, I hope something better comes from "Cloverfield 4" because this one.... mehh..

    • @JacksGameReviews
      @JacksGameReviews Год назад +4

      She was terrified to fight back against goodman but immediately says YEP THOSE ARE FUCKING ALIENS AND IM GONNA FUCK EM UP
      Sorry I’m 4 years late

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US Год назад +1

      10 Cloverfield Lane was great until the monsters showed up. These kinds of movies work best when the lead character completes their arc by confronting the unknown but the outcome is left ambiguous.

  • @10-AMPM-01
    @10-AMPM-01 5 лет назад +179

    8:21 good question: "how did they end up on the other side of the sun" . That's a commonly misunderstood aspect of space/time. A lot of people assume the Earth and Sun are "stationary." Meaning, if you time travel to the past, you'd end up on Earth in the past. But, you'd also have to travel in space as far as the solar system has, in that time. So even if you just went back 2 months, you'd end up thousands of miles away from the entire solar system. So yeah, the movie bunks it up. But, not as badly as it could have. There's also the issue of being in deep space without a magnetosphere protecting them from solar radiation. Even movies like Interstellar bunk up space travel.

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 4 года назад +18

      3 of 9 to be fair, I don’t think audiences give a flying fuck about a magnetosphere protecting the occupants from radiation.
      It’s one of those more mundane details tbh. Nobody ever sees radiation and it’s unlikely to noticeably affect a person rapidly enough to be a movie plot point.
      I feel you, accuracy is important. But this is something you’d probably have to explain through dialogue and it wouldn’t really impact any movie. Heck even if you want the characters to die, there’s always starvation, which is more relatable.
      It’s like explaining that your main character has an immune system.

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 4 года назад +4

      Amilah I feel you, it just doesn’t work well in a story format which is condensed into around 2 hours. So I understand why it’s not done.

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 4 года назад

      @@jotarokujo3603 But it would be cool if they left some cool, fairly highlighted details, like, a pop-up in a screen monitoring a magnetosphere or something

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 4 года назад +1

      NCR Ranger that would be really cool, some kind of background detail acknowleging some of the less interesting reality of the situation.

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 4 года назад

      @@jotarokujo3603 Yeah. Directors could use more of their scenes, there's more than the characters to narrate a scene, plus all the cool details you can fit around. Sometimes the small things of a movie greatly contributes to it's quality

  • @zakorrell379
    @zakorrell379 4 года назад +608

    "The guy from bridesmaids" is the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard
    He's the guy from the IT crowd

    • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
      @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 4 года назад +9

      He is in Bridesmaids aswell.

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 4 года назад +9

      My sentiment exactly XD

    • @Ryan-ei7te
      @Ryan-ei7te 4 года назад +32

      If he had asked if they'd tried turning the hadron collider off and on again it could have saved this film

    • @TheBluemindedGod
      @TheBluemindedGod 4 года назад +4

      I'm glad someone said it. The fuck is a Bridesmaids?

    • @thefundamentalkink9096
      @thefundamentalkink9096 3 года назад +19

      Right. You’d think he’d recognize his own costar.

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 6 лет назад +618

    The Russian guy has nesting dolls in his room. That's the Roland Emmerich level of characterisation we're working with here.

    • @Dongulator
      @Dongulator 6 лет назад +124

      Maybe that's an allusion to how he fits so much random shit in his torso/face.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +117

      TJ Hastie They forgot the empty bottles of Vodka and portrait of Stalin that all Russians have. Talk about unrealistic.

    • @1080TJ
      @1080TJ 6 лет назад +22

      Justin truly genius writing

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +61

      Justin How are we supposed to know she's Asian if she doesn't do martial arts though?

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +22

      Justin It's like they don't understand other cultures.

  • @DomokiinGaming
    @DomokiinGaming 6 лет назад +208

    This movie is a classic case of “I SAW THE THING FROM THE PREVIOUS MOVIES AND I CLAAAAAPPED”

  • @joel.jpgvid
    @joel.jpgvid 6 лет назад +686

    "...now we find out that Brienne of Tarth is evil..."
    I laughed way too hard at that than I should've...

    • @Triliflops
      @Triliflops 6 лет назад +23

      EnchantingManiac He calls her Brienne of Tarth and Captain Phasma. I wonder if he realizes that Brienne and Phasma is Gwendoline Christie and the actress in this movie is Elizabeth Debicki.

    • @1300zw
      @1300zw 6 лет назад +8

      I wonder if he knows but couldn't care less because of how awful this movie is..

    • @Triliflops
      @Triliflops 6 лет назад +12

      He does care though. Look at all the care and effort he puts into his content, even for movies/shows that he doesn't like.

    • @BenDover-nc4iq
      @BenDover-nc4iq 6 лет назад +3

      Well, you don't have to wonder anymore because I'll tell you. Yes, of course he fucking knows lmfao. How do you not detect that sarcasm? I bet you also can't detect social cues

    • @Triliflops
      @Triliflops 6 лет назад +10

      Thanks for insulting me and clearing that up. Very productive. I didn't know you spoke for him. How long has he had you doing that?

  • @cleverpsyche115
    @cleverpsyche115 6 лет назад +88

    Thankfully, Overlord was removed from the Cloververse, and it kicks ass!

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 5 лет назад +17

      Jeez that film got sort of forgotten didn't it? Nobody talks about it anymore. A shame.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98 5 лет назад +6

      It was never in the cloververse

    • @flashdelirium2
      @flashdelirium2 5 лет назад +21

      But think of what the title could have been if it stayed: CLOVERLORD

    • @nopatiencejoe6376
      @nopatiencejoe6376 4 года назад +7

      @@Jacox98 Neither Paradox and Lane was... But we all know how the story goes.

    • @heezythecasual
      @heezythecasual 3 года назад +4

      @@flashdelirium2 it was originally planned to be in the cloververse but then it was made into its own thing when paradox failed and 10 and the original were already had mix reviews so they didnt want overlord to fail before it was out

  • @torturapesnorrarape
    @torturapesnorrarape 5 лет назад +49

    I'll admit it, I only watch your reviews of these sceptical movies so that I don't have to watch the movies themselves, thanks for doing gods work.

  • @tmcleanful
    @tmcleanful 6 лет назад +478

    Abrams has a flawed idea about what drives interest in stories. He thinks that the mystery box that attracts folks should never be opened, and that's why you get all of these strange incongruent angles in his stuff from Lost to the Cloverfield series. What he doesn't seem to get is that what people want is to open the mystery box and see the answer, but to also see that inside is another mystery box even more attractive than the first, having been buffed already by having a satisfying answer to the first mystery. People will then WANT to explore the second mystery box, which should inevitably lead to another answer and yet another mystery box. And so on. Abrams drives me crazy, clearly.

    • @Hocotatium111
      @Hocotatium111 6 лет назад +20

      Well, Lost actually did that, just without ever answering what was in the second half of all of the mystery boxes. It sort of falls apart in the way Steven Moffat's stuff does, where he teases about how impressive and mysterious everything is just off camera without ever having anything of note to show once the story moves forward.
      Having a satisfying mystery is easier said than done, since the entire mystery seems stupid in retrospect if the solution is stupid.

    • @tmcleanful
      @tmcleanful 6 лет назад +26

      Agreed, which is why the ending to King's Dark Tower series was one of the most maddeningly brilliant I have ever seen. I don't like the way Abrams just leaves it all dangling and uses "not opening the mystery box" as his excuse.

    • @dmolmalowski
      @dmolmalowski 6 лет назад +1

      He didnt write the story.

    • @tmcleanful
      @tmcleanful 6 лет назад

      LOL That's hilariously irrelevant.

    • @selenium9479
      @selenium9479 6 лет назад +12

      Too often inside a "mystery box" there is just some overused cliche like it was a purgatory, or God's testing people, or it was just a dream/virtual reality...

  • @jackattack8098
    @jackattack8098 6 лет назад +601

    I've never been so hyped and disappointed in 4 hours.

    • @jonnoweb
      @jonnoweb 6 лет назад +1

      Jackattack809 Same.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +14

      Jackattack809 The movie's sudden release on Netflix after a Super Bowl ad for it airing sounds more interesting than the movie itself.

  • @hannabelphaege3774
    @hannabelphaege3774 6 лет назад +183

    You know, I was fine and good with "Cloverfield" being a loosely connected horror/scifi anthology series.
    Once again Abrams' obsession with twists and reveals has made a story that makes little to no internal sense and exists only to tie unrelated stories together. I'm not claiming he isn't a fine Director/Producer, but he is the worst possible fit for this kind of series. He cannot deal with a franchise that doesn't have or doesn't need all the answers revealed.

    • @tlou2sprettygood547
      @tlou2sprettygood547 6 лет назад +1

      Harvey Chesterfield where was the "twists" hes supposedly obsessed with though? the meenah thing? but didnt marcus point put that she was acting suspicious? so how much of a contrived twist is that?

    • @TVJUNK85
      @TVJUNK85 6 лет назад +20

      I think his biggest problem is being TOO obsessed with open ended questions
      Everything he makes has either little to no universe establisment in exposition (ala, Force Awakens) or ends with a bunch of unanswered questions. And not the good kind of unanswered questions either; the kind that are legitimate questions that should have been answered in the film.

    • @corwincori861
      @corwincori861 6 лет назад +1

      Well he is Jar Jar Abrams after all.

    • @yassasloan7308
      @yassasloan7308 6 лет назад

      reggie wolfpac can you say that again - in english?

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 6 лет назад +1

      And yet they keep giving Abrams work. 😒 He already ruined Star Trek and Star Wars, and they're giving him Half-Life and Portal. 🤦

  • @darqjade
    @darqjade 6 лет назад +83

    I'll just go watch Event Horizon instead.

  • @thetrin
    @thetrin 3 года назад +10

    At 5:30 you talk about one character only speaking Chinese and everyone speaks English to her. This is actually pretty true to life. Living in Japan, I have a few Japanese friends that don't speak English, but understand it. I can speak Japanese, but find English easier if I can speak it. We end up just speaking our native languages to each other because we understand the other's just fine, and it's faster to communicate that way, and easier for us to communicate complex thoughts. I'm sure it comes off as weird to many people, but it happens quite a bit in real life.
    Love your videos! Keep up the good work.

    • @InstantSilence
      @InstantSilence 3 года назад +3

      This is the same with me and my parents. They speak to me in Tagalog, and I can understand it but I can't speak it. I learned a while back that it's called Receptive Bilingualism.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 3 года назад +2

      That might make sense, if 2 of the other crew members were not also non-native English speakers.
      Why didn't the Russian guy only speak in Russian?
      The answer is "Because Russia is not a big film market worth catering to like China."

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend 6 лет назад +589

    “Barron Zemo and Chewie are dating.”
    I SHIP IT

  • @darkroninmarvel
    @darkroninmarvel 6 лет назад +278

    what's next for the cloververse? a kung fu movie or a ww2 film with zombie naz...oooooh wait

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +48

      A kung fu movie with Nazi zombies would be interesting. It would probably be either really neat or hilariously bad.

    • @darkroninmarvel
      @darkroninmarvel 6 лет назад +27

      well cloverfield 4 overlord is a WW2 with nazi zombies

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer 6 лет назад +6

      Gabriel .Strange for a truly ww2 movie with nazi zombies watch Nazi of the Center of the Earth. One the best movies ever made.
      "Look sir! That ship has a svastika! I think is evil!"

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +7

      I personally want another movie with the Clover monster, only instead of being shaky-cam horror it's like a Godzilla movie. Somewhere between awful 2014 Godzilla and Traditional Cheesy Godzilla. That would at least be more entertaining than any of the previous films in the "series". The tone is already so inconsistent that I don't think anybody would mind.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 6 лет назад +8

      I think the next movie in the franchise will start as a Google slides presentations school assignment on the history of shoehorns

  • @phoebexxlouise
    @phoebexxlouise 6 лет назад +763

    Yet another terrible attempt at multiverse. This obsession with franchises is ruining the blockbuster landscape.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +85

      Until the big reveal that the Sharknado movies were also part of the Cloververse... and the Sharknado kills the clover monster.

    •  6 лет назад +17

      This isn't a multiverse. It's a shared universe

    • @doggoboii
      @doggoboii 6 лет назад +26

      Ignacio Cañas my guy.. there’s multiple universes in this film, and in most other franchises. shared universes are less common

    •  6 лет назад +14

      dogboy yeah, well in this case yeah, but shared universes are more common: marvel and dc comics, the monsters from Universal, the Giant Monsters like Godzilla and Kong, etc.

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 6 лет назад +1

      the plot of this film is literally them getting sent to a second universe....two universes exist...AT LEAST...two...multiple...multi...multiverse

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 6 лет назад +86

    Actually, the end of _10 Cloverfield Lane_ had nothing to do with _Cloverfield_ , it was aliens, but not Cloverfield aliens. The only connections it had to _Cloverfield_ were in a makeshift website; there was _nothing_ in the actual movie. _Paradox_ had a few handful of scenes that were connected, but they were added in post and it's obvious because none of the actors are in them; the scene where Donal's character talks about it only has a generic arm in it, not the actors.
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Chewbacca.
    _Bridesmaids_ ? Pfft. 🙄 Chris O'Dowd was in _Moone Boy_ !

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 лет назад

      The guy from Thor 2

    • @lolnothxyt
      @lolnothxyt 5 лет назад +3

      Why isn't it Cloverfield aliens? Is there a book, or something? They mentioned all kinds of monsters could have been released from that dimension, so why are you so certain they were not from Cloverfield?

    • @djosearth3618
      @djosearth3618 5 лет назад +1

      I think you prolly meaned that movie about English pirate radio station on a ship, or did that movie have Moss, the other side-hair IT Crewed dude..

  • @19Ledor
    @19Ledor 6 лет назад +83

    11:14 "How did you know the gun in the drawer?"
    Space magic of course.

    • @Rclarke115
      @Rclarke115 5 лет назад +4

      14:14 to be exact

    • @heezythecasual
      @heezythecasual 3 года назад +1

      my theory is (and hear me out, im just taking a wild stab on a movie that makes NO sense at all) but her ship crashed two days prior or something in their universe so maybe the same events kinda lead up to their ship crashing and some of the same events happened to their situation,
      that being said, im just trying to make sense of it all

  • @ryangoldey4232
    @ryangoldey4232 6 лет назад +57

    “ cloverman origins” that the best part of this video

  • @Shadunkfi
    @Shadunkfi 6 лет назад +107

    Next movie better have a cyborg Hitler with robo nazis

    • @NTHNCSGOContent
      @NTHNCSGOContent 6 лет назад +9

      Alt righters will get offended if he dies :>

    • @aderemiporsche
      @aderemiporsche 6 лет назад +8

      Mat Sharifi Methinks you are looking for Wolfenstein here.

    • @AdolfHitler-ud5sh
      @AdolfHitler-ud5sh 6 лет назад

      I support this.

    • @KRAKEN948
      @KRAKEN948 6 лет назад +2

      The next movie actually takes place during ww2

    • @Shadunkfi
      @Shadunkfi 6 лет назад

      Turtle Power maybe a combination of both

  • @analyzeeverything6121
    @analyzeeverything6121 6 лет назад +12

    You pretty much spoke perfectly about my thoughts about this movie. This channel is seriously becoming one of my favorites.

  • @athenabrown3117
    @athenabrown3117 5 лет назад +33

    It's really too bad that Overlord movie didn't end up being a part of this "cinematic universe". Because then it would have been called Cloverlord, and that would have been so fucking funny.

    • @zed-up
      @zed-up 2 года назад +2

      Lol😂😂😂

  • @Lt_Voss
    @Lt_Voss 4 года назад +92

    *Cannister of noncombustible CO2 flies off the wall*
    *Explodes*
    Wut

    • @africanchick23
      @africanchick23 3 года назад +1

      the room was full of H2O so one spark and it exploded

    • @davedavidson8892
      @davedavidson8892 3 года назад

      @@africanchick23do you mean O2 or H2?

    • @africanchick23
      @africanchick23 3 года назад +1

      @@davedavidson8892 lol. I said water, didn't I? Yeah I don't know my gasses. Yeah whichever one is right, that's what I meant

  • @Tony-eg3gi
    @Tony-eg3gi 6 лет назад +226

    "Im gonna call her Chewbacca"
    .... LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 6 лет назад +7

      Tzubaka

    • @jamesmallone
      @jamesmallone 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's very telling that they got Zhang Ziyi to be in the movie, and (I'm assuming?) had to write around the fact that she wasn't going to speak English in the flick.

    • @initialcreation
      @initialcreation 5 лет назад +3

      @@jamesmallone One answer: Chinese market.

    • @jamesmallone
      @jamesmallone 5 лет назад +1

      @@initialcreation Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

  • @premiumpickaxe3471
    @premiumpickaxe3471 6 лет назад +130

    Glitched in the wall like sonic 06

  • @viper0111
    @viper0111 6 лет назад +36

    "Baron Zemo and Chewie are dating" sounds like some A class fanfiction right there

  • @GuardianOfMoon
    @GuardianOfMoon 5 лет назад +7

    Ive been stressed at my work, just that time of the year, and I've been listening to your reviews over and over again. Just wanted to share that your voice and wit is really helpful while I work through my heavy workload. I've listened to this one, Junkrat, Bright, and Harry Potter ones the most.

  • @i_Frankenstein
    @i_Frankenstein 5 лет назад +15

    Your face when the monster pop in the screen is gold!

  • @GZeta789
    @GZeta789 6 лет назад +66

    Oh come on, "the guy from Bridesmaids"? He's the guy from The IT Crowd!

  • @ChrisPTenders
    @ChrisPTenders 6 лет назад +81

    My sister and I came up with a more interesting plot to connect the other two movies within five minutes of finishing this piece of trash. JJ can have his cake and eat it too, he just has to make sure the movie he absorbs into his "cloververse" is actually good and makes sense on a basic narrative level, and then he can contrive whatever reasons he wants to force fit them into the ARG meta narrative (which I think is cool cause I'm not a snob with my nose up my own ass ;P). I will happily accept any flick with the clues to connect it to the others provided the film itself is at least good. The first two are masterpieces of character and tension, and they did the unsettling background meta stuff perfectly.
    Here, screw it.
    This movie should take place in one reality. It should be about the dark side of the moon. In like the 60's they discovered the moon had Martian tech embedded in it. Now, in 2008, we finally have come to understand their technology to the point we can begin to interact with the alien tech. The crew sent up to experiment with it discover it's a probe sending signals to Mars, pretty much observing the inhabitants of earth. Our crew unlocks a facility deep within the moon, and the Tagruato company gives the shady character some shady immoral directive to screw over the other members of the crew. They discover the aliens have a biological weapon that can destroy the population of the earth, and the company, surprise surprise, wants a sample for themselves. Plot twist, they find an alien in suspended animation, they let it out as a last screw-you to the shady guy who has been killing off the crew with the weird alien facility defense tech they found in an attempt to keep the shade on the down low. The alien doesn't seem hostile until the shady guy tries to kill it, then the alien goes nuts and tries to kill everyone left alive at that point - then, as the lead protagonist discovers, apparently the alien has started sending a signal back to Mars. The last survivors of the crew decide to blow up the facility and escape on a pod to a nearby space station (maybe the survivors disagree about the moral implications of halting human progression by cutting off their only resource to advanced alien technology, but they agree the signal will likely spell the end of humanity, or spark a war we have no chance of winning - could be called The Cloverfield Signal instead, cause screw a paradox). As the moon facility explodes, the pod is damaged and crashes into the satellite. This explains how Howard finds out about the conspiracy to hide the Martian attack (cause he worked on satellites), why a satellite crashes in the sea and wakes up the sea monsters, and why there's an alien invasion 8 years later. And it could easily be a good movie with some cool cucumber character development and a director who knows how to build tension.

    • @angelamediano8185
      @angelamediano8185 6 лет назад +4

      Chris Carbine now that’s what I call a movie

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 6 лет назад +2

      You need to be a goddamn writer.

    • @rabbidsquerllz13
      @rabbidsquerllz13 6 лет назад +23

      This is pretty much the plot of Prometheus

    • @MortyKaiShalom
      @MortyKaiShalom 6 лет назад +1

      Dylan - my thought, as well, lol. Still, would have been better than what we got. At least the above, wouldn't be making a movie based on obscure science theories, the average person likely hasn't heard of, in an attempt to explain where the monsters came from. Were they trying to copy Pacific Rim with the opening a hole into another dimension crap?

    • @babsaiih
      @babsaiih 6 лет назад +3

      Alien/Prometheus called, they want their story back. Also it's not supposed to be all in one universe, they have too many differences. In 10 Cloverfield Lane, they would immediately believe it was Aliens if Clover was already a thing.

  • @luckyslevinbreeze2886
    @luckyslevinbreeze2886 6 лет назад +40

    i'm sorry, i normaly don't do this but: "are you sure about that?"
    Got me good

  • @chuckp1506
    @chuckp1506 5 лет назад +6

    Your rants are the best dude, thanks for making work interesting!

  • @farisfuad1150
    @farisfuad1150 5 лет назад +67

    The whole film IS a PARADOX. I guess that's the point lol

  • @anachronisticlaserbeams4820
    @anachronisticlaserbeams4820 6 лет назад +22

    Perhaps the door opening on its own was a way-too-subtle reference to The Shining? ... I dunno, I got nothin'.

  • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
    @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 6 лет назад +22

    Lmao the "hooray!" when the worms came out was on point

  • @palikaloz
    @palikaloz 6 лет назад +44

    "The guy from Bridesmaids"
    You surely meant the IT Crowd...

  • @jeremyrichardmay4802
    @jeremyrichardmay4802 4 года назад +20

    Marcus looks like a younger, American Richard Ayoade

  • @jays.6843
    @jays.6843 4 года назад +9

    The language thing is pretty common. It's a lot harder to speak a language than translate it in your head, so a lot of people in situations like that will just speak their language and the other person speaks theirs, rather than try to stumble through whatever common tongue they might have

    • @davidsenra2495
      @davidsenra2495 9 месяцев назад +1

      That happens only when there are two or three people in a conversation, and they are all fluent to all languages involved.
      There's no way everyone on the ship (they are not English speakers also) would learn Mandarin (super difficult for westerners) and a top scientist from China wouldn't be able to learn English.

  • @TheSkuvnar
    @TheSkuvnar 6 лет назад +24

    So the stuff with Hamilton's husband was pretty clearly shot after the fact. That's why all the stuff that links the spacestation plot to the Cloverfield universe is on the tv or radio, because it wasn't in the script. I think they got a shot of the german guy talking about the paradox, but other than that, it was all shoehorned in. That's why the stuff on earth is in a car at night or in a bunker.
    Also, the filmmakers don't know what paradox means.

    • @yassasloan7308
      @yassasloan7308 6 лет назад +2

      TheSkuvnar whats worse is that you don't know what paradox means in this context. Paradox in this movie follows the scientific definition, which is used quite often in quantum mechanics describing contradiction between theory sets. In this case, the movie was spot on to use this word.

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 6 лет назад +144

    This movie tried so hard to be Alien........and failed miserably!

    • @lv-wj6ex
      @lv-wj6ex 6 лет назад +15

      TheHero136 that wasn't the idea for the movie

    • @the_ninja_piggy7020
      @the_ninja_piggy7020 6 лет назад +1

      Because Alien is great

    • @shannontrf
      @shannontrf 6 лет назад +7

      I think it took some inspiration for the design of the movie but thats where the similarity ends, the nods to alien were one of the few good bits

    • @jessesaysthebword5513
      @jessesaysthebword5513 6 лет назад +5

      TheHero136 it's a thriller that happens in space but thats really the only similarity between the two movies, they kind of have two completely different tones or moods.

    • @nightmarefreddykrueger121
      @nightmarefreddykrueger121 6 лет назад +1

      Expect there WAS NO FUCKING ALIEN

  • @kennethfender3518
    @kennethfender3518 6 лет назад +10

    "just because this shit is going to Netflix doesn't mean you don't have to proofread the script"
    Fucking yes! I saw this the day after it came out and then I texted my friend who had also seen it and this is exactly what we said!

  • @elliotsterling2560
    @elliotsterling2560 5 лет назад +8

    I like how after this movie they decided to not connect Overlord to the other Cloverfield movies, and just made it its own thing.

  • @bertov12
    @bertov12 6 лет назад

    I'm so happy I found this channel. THanks for the hours of content I"m about to watch.

  • @yonatanrotbach1722
    @yonatanrotbach1722 6 лет назад +33

    6:50 they actually show in the movie that he overrides the 3D printer's security protocols before he prints the gun. Not that I'm trying to defend the shitty movie, but it is explained how he was able to do it.

    • @mxviii
      @mxviii 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, but its like...how though? Whats the point of a security protocol if it can be overridden? Like all he does is punch in some keys. What kind of security protocol is that? Lazy mcguffin is lazy

    • @MikeTall88
      @MikeTall88 2 года назад +1

      Why are the blueprints uploaded at all??
      There is no reason.

  • @All_Powerful_God_Enel
    @All_Powerful_God_Enel 6 лет назад +122

    More like the borefilled failure amirite?

  • @Crimson_Tango
    @Crimson_Tango 6 лет назад +11

    11:54 They say they decide not to go to that earth because it's not their Earth, everything had already fallen apart there, and if they didn't get back home their Earth will suffer the same fate. But yea this movie sucked.

  • @JimelWalker
    @JimelWalker 6 лет назад +17

    "Cloverman origins"
    "10Cloverguy St"
    XD omg I'm dead hahaha

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 5 лет назад +11

    7:30
    "... that's gonna be important later when the movie's being stupid" looool !!!

  • @eli88958
    @eli88958 6 лет назад +20

    Why didn't they just make 20 Cloverfield Street?

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +5

      Lamp New From Director J.J. Abrams: 21 Cloverfield Street: two cops go undercover in a high school, trying to blend in with the students, all while looking for an alien monster hidden within the school.

    • @Selestrielle
      @Selestrielle 6 лет назад +2

      Secular Ascetic The monster alien is voiced by Channing Tatum.

  • @chadthaddeus
    @chadthaddeus 6 лет назад +18

    "the guy from bridesmaids"?? Have you not seen The IT Crowd?? You're missing out on something genuinely great if you haven't. It's 25 episodes, all available on Netflix

    • @gnarkillguch
      @gnarkillguch 6 лет назад +4

      Austin Middleton
      Classic series.

    • @dertlash
      @dertlash 6 лет назад +1

      Or even Moone Boy, and Irish comedy that he wrote/created. The guy's hilarious

  • @ZincTheChemist
    @ZincTheChemist 6 лет назад +5

    I laughed quite a few times in this but never so more than when you said "She left the oven on or something and they blew up"

  • @jagripino
    @jagripino 6 лет назад +2

    Dude. I simply love your videos. You rock man!

  • @legacy_the_archer
    @legacy_the_archer 6 лет назад +9

    you know whats a better prequel to clover feild than this. " Life " the alien even kinda looked like the creature

    • @tritone2276
      @tritone2276 6 лет назад +1

      Tim West yeah a bunch of folks have been saying this is just a less cohesive "Life"

  • @mileesmorales104
    @mileesmorales104 6 лет назад +51

    Ending was so stupid

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 6 лет назад +6

      Jus the ending?!
      The whole Gort dam film was dumb.
      Written by Derp Benedict.
      Produced by Derp Bogart.
      Directed by Derp Douglas.
      Released by Paraderp.
      A Derp Robot Production.

  • @ZukoPrince
    @ZukoPrince 6 лет назад +44

    I really don't think that final part of Cloverfield Lane 10 was "the bad parts". It was unexpected, but it was nice subversion of the genre and still cool ending, with nice character development. I really don't understand why this is a bad thing.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +2

      Andriano It was a subversion, sure... but at the end of the day it's a film about family.

    • @ZukoPrince
      @ZukoPrince 6 лет назад +7

      Secular Ascetic same question- why is this a bad thing?

    • @pyroshell5652
      @pyroshell5652 6 лет назад +11

      I actually like that part. I thought it was a good payoff.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +1

      Andriano It's just a meme bro. Also, to actually answer, a subversion isn't good when it makes the plot less interesting. If the end had been more ambiguous or less of a blatant attempt to tie the two together, it would have been more interesting. Instead it subverts your expectations by making the plot less complex. "WOAH, he was right! How shocking!"

    • @ZukoPrince
      @ZukoPrince 6 лет назад +3

      Secular Ascetic but it is more interesting, and more complex, with that "He was right" ending. It isn't ruined all bunker stuff, that happened before, AND give paths to new interesting stories. It isn't like Last Jedi situation, when fans even before movie had expectation, that wasn't meet, because of subversion. Why this concrete subversion in Lane 10 makes plot less interesting? It would be better, if he wasn't right? I don't understand this.

  • @danguillou713
    @danguillou713 3 года назад +2

    About printing guns. It’s really hard, because those printers don’t really create high strength materials like you need for the barrel and the chamber where the ammo is supposed to sit while it explodes and sends the bullet forward. But even if the spaceship printer is some Tony Stark level super gizmo that prints high performance metal alloys, it won’t work.
    Because 3-D printers can’t print explosives into beeing. They can’t make ammo.

  • @InquisitorKryptman
    @InquisitorKryptman 3 года назад +2

    I honestly saw the cover for this movie in a JB-HiFi magazine and 10 Clvr Ln made a big impact in terms of movies I had seen at the time and honestly nothing has really topped it still, so there I was exhilarated to see that they we're making a sequel and a S.W.O.R.D looking space station, I thought this was going to be the best thing ever and we'd see the attack from the aliens from the perspective of this space station and we we're going to follow the crew trying to survive and get off ship/mostly die while we explored the aliens more, which unpopular opinion I absolutely went insane seeing them at the end since there was so much hype I had when seeing the trailer knowing that there was a big mystery with the massive light in the background of the house, which sounds a lot less cooler than it is and seeing the movie a year after the trailer was honestly amazing to see that it wasn't all just our paranoia, which damn John Goodman is amazing at being narcissistic and making the audience and ourselves doubt reality, seeing the aliens at the end was such a great pay off and amazing twist since I thought a car with the headlights on would just come around from the house and Michelle would find out there's no apocalypse, but SHE WAS RIGHT, and that was such a great payoff, and seeing the massive ship at the end was amazing and left me wanting more in a sequel continuing Michelle's character, but then I discovered Cloverfield 1 was a thing and shit went downhill when we learnt JJ wasn't going to intertwine these stories and just keep on slapping the Cloverfield logo on them. 5 years later I'm still yearning for a sequel to the second film but I know that will never happen because the original will probably take priority if JJ even considers it, still the best movie experience I've had to date and can't highly recommend it more so honestly just watch it, I still have hope, and if you do too join us on r/cloververse, but I wouldn't get too hung up over it since I honestly think the dream is dead, I'm grateful for the memories anyway, not to JJ, but to the cast and crew of the original bunker script and Matt Reeves, hey, without the Cloverfield logo being slapped on the cover I would have never discovered Cloverfield which is a great movie too and the first person found footage genre is one I sorely miss, also my second favorite films since they're both tied in quality are Searching and Chronicle which I'd both highly recommend, they are so underated. Thankyou for reading to the end, I'm happy to know if at least one person discovered these movies because of me, they're just amazing, or maybe it's just my preference, one things for sure I'll never forget them.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 6 лет назад +16

    *Its offical: Hollywood thinks we're Idiots*

  • @ScottieSobel
    @ScottieSobel 6 лет назад +5

    I love how Marcus keeps referring to Wall Lady as "Brienne of Tarth" or "Captain Phasma" when Wall Lady isn't played by Gwendoline Christie. I feel like Marcus knows this but continues to do it anyway and it makes me giggle.

    • @El_oh7199
      @El_oh7199 6 лет назад

      Scottie Sobel they are both super tall, so.....

    • @tlou2sprettygood547
      @tlou2sprettygood547 6 лет назад +1

      they look kinda similar yeah

  • @TheCephalon
    @TheCephalon 6 лет назад +40

    JJ Abrams is vastly overrated. He's not a bad director. He's good. But everyone thinks he's great when he's not

    • @Machu3000
      @Machu3000 6 лет назад +1

      TheCephalon JJ Abrams didn't direct this movie

    • @cornjobb
      @cornjobb 6 лет назад

      it's an opinion you've got there. every asshole has one.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 6 лет назад +3

      I agree; Abrams is overrated. He keeps taking stuff that seems good and ruining them. And yet they keep giving him stuff to ruin. Wait until he ruins the Half-Life and Portal movies. 🤦

  • @critical_thoughtt
    @critical_thoughtt Год назад +2

    The ending of lane was good. It was creative and I enjoyed how chaotic it was and how it played on weather the evil guy was right or not. It was also just a fun and interesting way to end the film. If she just escaped and was like fine but omg trauma then that would be much less interesting because we’ve seen that so many times before

  • @nickle52003
    @nickle52003 6 лет назад +6

    6:50 I though he overrode the security settings on the 3D printer. 3D printed guns has been a thing for a while now. So i'd imagine that in 2028 it can be perfected this way.

  • @HOOAH13579
    @HOOAH13579 6 лет назад +34

    I'm a simple man...I see Marcus upload, I click on it.

  • @Lucknitro
    @Lucknitro 6 лет назад +10

    I love the clover man he’s great

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee 6 лет назад +18

    The way cosmic horror generally works is that you give just enough details for the audience to come to their own conclusions without giving a definite answer, knowing that whatever the audience imagines will be more horrifying than anything you could put on the screen. You can't just throw everything at the screen and say that it's supposed to make sense

  • @SmokeLikeABossOG
    @SmokeLikeABossOG 5 лет назад +6

    She left the oven on. Best line ever.

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 6 лет назад +2

    We went from a group of friends trying to survive a giant monster attack in New York, to astronauts traveling to another universe while being harassed by Death from Final Destination. and Zoidburg was there, why not?

  • @Cyael
    @Cyael 6 лет назад +64

    vocal fry the review

  • @k01dsv
    @k01dsv 6 лет назад +3

    I didn't even realize that it was part of a series... And I've even watched 21 cloverfield lane ^.^

  • @roccociccone597
    @roccociccone597 5 лет назад +3

    It's roy from the IT crowd... That's the thing I thought every time I saw the Irish dude XD

  • @PsiJohnics
    @PsiJohnics 5 лет назад

    The "are you sure about that" clip at 12:13 is the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @tylerkluttz3688
    @tylerkluttz3688 5 лет назад +4

    In all honesty
    Why couldn't they have been more subtle about the premise of the movie?
    Even just cutting out the news broadcast from the final product would've worked...

  • @jonathann2116
    @jonathann2116 6 лет назад +5

    I have one more complaint with the movie. So she goes down to shuttle to her earth with all the plans, but then she decides to kill everyone instead and just steal the ship. But she didn't need to do that...she already had the plans and the research

    • @stephengrant4841
      @stephengrant4841 6 лет назад +2

      Jonanator she explains this i think, saying they couldnt afford to create another particle accelerator.

    • @tlou2sprettygood547
      @tlou2sprettygood547 6 лет назад +1

      yeah or that they might not have enough time to build a new one before the world basically ended

  • @seanjenkins5505
    @seanjenkins5505 6 лет назад +14

    This franchise is a scam don't support a scam. JJ is just scamming everyone with hype that will never pay off.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 5 лет назад +1

      Even though 10 Cloverfield Lane is really good

  • @verinonrenthar9176
    @verinonrenthar9176 6 лет назад +15

    It’s the studio’s fault that these movies are getting “Cloverfielded”, not JJ. Crew makes a movie, studio doesn’t have faith the final product, they call in JJ, and bam, it’s Cloverfield now.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98 5 лет назад +10

      It's JJ's studio that makes the films you idiot

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 6 лет назад +2

    This literally made more sense in Event Horizon when the answer was 'Hell is a dimension inside a black hole'

  • @lukebryant5538
    @lukebryant5538 4 года назад +1

    Heyyyy, MST plug! Glad there's another person in existence who knows what that is.

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 5 лет назад +4

    11:46
    "Well, what we know about quantum entanglement" is that you should *ALREADY* be back if THAT were the explanation ! * siiiigh *

  • @SJKelly-tb4ie
    @SJKelly-tb4ie 5 лет назад +8

    "Shit just happens" that perfectly sums up the work of Hack Hack Abrams.

  • @maxwel205
    @maxwel205 6 лет назад +8

    Honestly it wasn't that bad of a movie, I didn't pay attention for the acting but rather the lore... I questioned the movie theme/where it was heading to and it sparked my interest. This movie opened a new set of doors of what the Cloverfield universe truly is.
    SPOILERS INCOMING:
    The machine that the scientist used in space created 3-4 dimensions of earth every time they attempt to make a jump.
    Earth A
    Earth B
    Earth C
    Earth D
    All of these universes contains different timelines, different loops etc. We see Clover in the first movie, we see a new set of monsters in the second movie and the third movie see a much larger Clover than in the first movie etc. I'm only scratching the surface of the Cloverfield universe, there's a lot more to discover.

  • @lemmonsinmyeyes
    @lemmonsinmyeyes 6 лет назад

    IM GLAD YOU PICKED UP ON THE MANDARIN THING! Holly cow, that annoyed the piss out of me

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 6 лет назад +2

    Okay, so after watching this the first time, I had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN that the other 2 movies before this were in the SAME TRILOGY. So I didn’t know that this was at all tied into either one of them. So while I was watching it I was really tired (and a bit drunk) and I was like “okay, this isn’t THAT bad” and then it gets to the boyfriend (is he her husband? I don’t fucking know) telling the guy on the phone not to come back because of those “things”. And to be honest, I was genuinely creeped out. I was like “ooooooooh shiiiiit, how are there fucking CREATURES IN THIS MOVIE?!!!?!” And then it goes to the last shot and shows the monster.... and I was like wait a minute.... so I realize that it’s in the same trilogy, aaaaaand then instantly I was like “ well then this movie is SHIT!!!” So yeah.

  • @sentientdonuts
    @sentientdonuts 6 лет назад +71

    Holy moly I’m early. I mean I’ve never clicked off of hentai haven so fast.