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Return of the Jedi: Why it Sucks

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  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 4 года назад +8224

    Another Han line I liked was:
    Han: So, how are we doing?
    Luke: Like usual.
    Han: That bad, huh?

    • @isaachelton4623
      @isaachelton4623 4 года назад +411

      Any line blind han says had me geeking.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +501

      "I think my eyesight is coming back; instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur"

    • @ZakJordan98
      @ZakJordan98 4 года назад +104

      Also like "Hey... It's me"

    • @brianjungen4059
      @brianjungen4059 4 года назад +50

      I love how people love that cheese line but want to boycott the next one because Finn says “they fly now”. 🤔🤫😒

    • @Heyoo414
      @Heyoo414 4 года назад +87

      Brian Jungen Because they fly now sucks, and the other one doesn’t lol

  • @ericjamieson
    @ericjamieson 4 года назад +4298

    Luke's black outfit that he wears in this movie is low-key the best fit in all of Star Wars. It's pretty subtle, but next time you watch the movie, pay attention to it and just admire how stylish he is.

    • @immentallyhandicapped2903
      @immentallyhandicapped2903 3 года назад +93

      I'd argue that his design came close 2nd. Vader's suit tho? That can't be top

    • @user-no7qg4ye3k
      @user-no7qg4ye3k 3 года назад +146

      @@immentallyhandicapped2903 Nah Anakins from ROTS is best

    • @jimjam7928
      @jimjam7928 3 года назад +66

      @@user-no7qg4ye3k Anakin from the Prequels is not the best of anything.

    • @JAY-SPAD
      @JAY-SPAD 3 года назад +102

      Dripwalker

    • @LukeSports
      @LukeSports 3 года назад +48

      @@jimjam7928 prequels are the best

  • @benito1513
    @benito1513 2 года назад +623

    When Luke asks Vader to join him after being captured and Vader says: “It’s too late for me son” I nearly broke down in tears

    • @eevilmann30285
      @eevilmann30285 Год назад +3

      Dude thats real

    • @gavinholloran1381
      @gavinholloran1381 Год назад +10

      You’re telling me you legitimately almost broke down into tears after that, nerd😂😂😂😂

    • @darklordmaguire207
      @darklordmaguire207 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@gavinholloran1381 bro you sound like you'd cry when you run out of protein shake let people enjoy movies jock

    • @ericfudurich7944
      @ericfudurich7944 11 месяцев назад

      Or when Luke realized he's wanted to hump his sister all these years, had me in tears.

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@gavinholloran1381are you shaming people for having emotions?

  • @richardthemagician8991
    @richardthemagician8991 Год назад +271

    The one thing I'll say in defense about the scene with Luke and Darth Vader on the bridge is that if they wanted to fight each other, they would have fought each other. I actually think that's one of the best moments in the movie. They gave the two characters a chance to actually breathe. I also think it was important for the Ark of Darth Vader that he didn't want the fight luke. You can feel that torment as he tries to suppress the good side creeping back in when faced with his son who is purposefully speaking calmly and gently to him, man to man. I think it's a good scene. It makes the fight scene later a bit more powerful because you know Vader doesn't want to do it.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +11

      Exactly! This isn't how you meet an ex. If that were the case, shouldn't there be more childish insults?

    • @richardthemagician8991
      @richardthemagician8991 Год назад

      @joelstone3914 lol. No. On the fence.

    • @vincentchamberlain107
      @vincentchamberlain107 11 месяцев назад

      @@richardthemagician8991yea that makes absolutely no sense, you aren’t on the fence on anything, you are defending a clear point. Take the typo with dignity

    • @richardthemagician8991
      @richardthemagician8991 11 месяцев назад

      @@vincentchamberlain107 I refuse! LOL. A typo corrected.

  • @ianhguthrie
    @ianhguthrie 7 лет назад +5325

    I'm not making excuses but Han and Leia are probably played so weird because of the fact that Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were constantly partying and showing up drunk.

    • @wt4629
      @wt4629 7 лет назад +1148

      And screwing each other's brains out

    • @puttputt524
      @puttputt524 7 лет назад +864

      Omaoc and she was kind of a cokehead. I mean, she was ready for the gold bikini.

    • @AmazingJoe96
      @AmazingJoe96 7 лет назад +237

      they did that in all of them tbf tho

    • @connorcoates1666
      @connorcoates1666 7 лет назад +57

      AmazingJoe96 not the first one but yea

    • @trapadvisor2258
      @trapadvisor2258 7 лет назад +465

      Kind of? ol' girl had a pinky nail specifically to snort coke

  • @Triggerscare
    @Triggerscare 6 лет назад +20818

    "nobody hates star wars more than star wars fans"

  • @jacob1463
    @jacob1463 2 года назад +83

    The end of return of the Jedi with darth vader and luke is probably my favor scene in all of star wars. Def one of my favorites for movies in general

    • @clintbronson5
      @clintbronson5 7 месяцев назад

      That actor sucked! Looks like the father of BEWITCHED 🙄

  • @ChadMichaelSimon
    @ChadMichaelSimon 2 года назад +29

    The one revelation that the Sci-Fi Universe article that hit me hardest came in the first item: "How intensely were the Ewoks marketed? Consider this: 'Ewok' is a household word, despite the fact that it’s never once spoken in the film."

  • @monke12354
    @monke12354 5 лет назад +2493

    "I used to live here, you know"
    To the guy who flew him off here in the first movie

    • @MTWENTY
      @MTWENTY 5 лет назад +32

      Aerociviz Nicholas maybe they were near Luke’s old hut?

    • @lukewebb604
      @lukewebb604 5 лет назад +82

      @@MTWENTY Nah they were in the Dune sea which isn't exactly close to his hut. But maybe the conversation "where do you come from" never came up

    • @Trinsicity
      @Trinsicity 5 лет назад +146

      Yeah, really should have been "I used to live here, *remember*?"

    • @yoelazar3935
      @yoelazar3935 5 лет назад +45

      He's just reminding Han of that, since it's been over 3 years since then. Could've been written differently tho.

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 4 года назад +33

      Being in a spaceport area doesn’t mean you come from that planet?

  • @MarshalTennerWinter
    @MarshalTennerWinter 5 лет назад +3379

    "Luke gets himself captured because even he's sick of the Ewoks."
    lol

    • @henrycho6286
      @henrycho6286 5 лет назад +3

      Luke: *cosmonaut prediction* yeah he thinks this is bad screw you guyd

    • @gregp103
      @gregp103 4 года назад +5

      I thought you were plagiarizing until i saw the lol. lol really makes this line witty.

    • @absarmstrong
      @absarmstrong 4 года назад +2

      How did you get 2.4K likes by Just copying what he said and adding 'lol'

    • @MarshalTennerWinter
      @MarshalTennerWinter 4 года назад +2

      @@absarmstrong Why are you blaming me for it? Do you think I hit Like 2.4k times?
      What an ignorant reply.

    • @MarshalTennerWinter
      @MarshalTennerWinter 4 года назад +1

      @@absarmstrong They're liking the quote. Not me, idiot.

  • @Zancb
    @Zancb 2 года назад +17

    Leia using the grenade was to show Jabba that, not only is her motivation for collecting a bounty, but to also solidify herself as a legitimate character of the underworld, by using a fierce negotiating tactic. Of COURSE if the grenade is set off, no one wins, but that's not the point. The point is to sacrifice a few teammates in order for everyone to escape together. It's impossible to rescue only one, so the plan was to fully infiltrate their criminal enterprise and rely on R2 being able to fire out Luke's lightsaber to him at the right time.
    Of course, this requires a lot of things to line up perfectly for Luke (which I'm not a fan of), but that is the point of the entire setup. It makes sense, but you have to exit your current state as a "RUclips critic" and think from different perspectives.
    Also, not telling C3PO about the plan was a GOOD thing. C3PO is a blabbermouth. He can't keep secrets. He'd most likely give away the plan, which is why it was the safer risk to put him in that situation with R2 without knowing anything.

  • @mikeus69
    @mikeus69 3 года назад +91

    "why is there a sexy Rodian woman?"
    That breakdown at the end has been making me laugh for years now

    • @michaelangelo2192
      @michaelangelo2192 Год назад +4

      Honestly I come back to this video every now and again just for that rant lmao. "They're not f***** brass instruments so how are they making that noise?" lmfao

    • @Tigerheiress
      @Tigerheiress Год назад +8

      “WITH BREASTS!”

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 5 месяцев назад

      Ok

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@michaelangelo2192ok..

    • @Dawn0616
      @Dawn0616 5 месяцев назад

      Rodian? You mean twilek?

  • @wdt56film
    @wdt56film 3 года назад +4178

    “As far as the new canon is concerned, he’s dead.”
    *laughs in mandalorian*

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 4 года назад +2960

    Harrison Ford was done with Star Wars after the Holiday Special.

    • @pinstripecool34
      @pinstripecool34 4 года назад +150

      Daniel Earl He pretty much was. From what I recall the actors were all tired by the time Jedi came around they just wanted this shit to be over with lol. (At least Harrison did).

    • @Alejandro-er7rp
      @Alejandro-er7rp 4 года назад +5

      Geralt of Trivia yup

    • @Nindroidgamer110
      @Nindroidgamer110 4 года назад +45

      @@Alejandro-er7rp but, in Empire, he did a good job!

    • @arctrooperjesse7582
      @arctrooperjesse7582 4 года назад +28

      He was done after the return of the Jedi and he even said he wanted Han to die in this movie.

    • @nomadnevermadbetelgeuse9803
      @nomadnevermadbetelgeuse9803 3 года назад +6

      Cocain is a hell of a drug

  • @moriarty5755
    @moriarty5755 2 года назад +140

    People complaining about bobas death baffle me. He was never really established to be some amazing cool guy at this point. He was just another random bounty hunter that people latched on to cause they thought his armour was cool. Since then we've got more stuff from the EU and shit. At the time boba was a nothing character. George himself has said he was just another minion. His death was kinda comical, so? Star wars fans really like 2 movies and think they love the franchise. Everyone's entitled to their opinion but nitpicks like bobas death are frustrating.

    • @jaketerpening3284
      @jaketerpening3284 2 года назад +20

      Okay, he was the one who tracked Han to Bespin. He was clearly not just a random character who had cool armor, he had skills above the other bounty hunters. He was also the only one who slowed Luke down at all on his rampage in the same movie. Top it all off with Star Wars fans being really into every minor character, and it's not surprising people were upset about his comedic death.

    • @maliziosoeperverso1697
      @maliziosoeperverso1697 2 года назад +11

      After what they did to him in TBOBF, I'd be content with Boba's death in ROTJ

    • @patricknaughton6636
      @patricknaughton6636 2 года назад +15

      People like to say it's because of the armor but the bigger draw with boba fett is that he's the only henchman that threatens the main characters. He tracks the falcon down, captures han solo, and would've probably blasted luke in the hallway if he wasn't trying to lead him to vader (who up to that point personally killed no one that was actually fighting back). He's clearly more dangerous than the stormtroopers, and his death in jedi makes fans upset because any generic goon could have taken his place and it would've changed nothing.
      A good example of how he should've worked is karl in die hard (spoilers if you haven't seen die hard, which you should). He acts differently than the rest of the goons, has a bigger gun, and nearly kills mcclane many times while the other goons get shot to bits. It takes a long brawl scene where he's thashing bruce willis for most of it to ALMOST kill him, and even then he outlives the rest of the bad guys and is killed by another character to resolve his character arc.

    • @arjay5425
      @arjay5425 2 года назад

      what 2 movies are you talking about? youre talking about a New hope and peoples obsession with the empire strikes back?

    • @no_nameyouknow
      @no_nameyouknow 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yes he was just a bounty hunter but he was also the coolest one and the only one that most people remember or know the name of and he had a jetpack. I think that's the problem we were just starting to think wow this is a really cool character and then instead of utilizing him in the third movie they just killed him in a pretty unspectacular way.

  • @BatmanAoD
    @BatmanAoD 7 месяцев назад +9

    "...there's actually a lot of paintings. But it's still really cool!"
    Matte paintings are one of my favorite "lost arts" from movie-making prior to the dominance of CG. I especially like the ones in the 1989 Batman.

  • @marshmallow1965
    @marshmallow1965 5 лет назад +3525

    Honestly if they had used Wookies instead of Ewoks would made the movie a lot better. For christs sakes even without weapons those Wookies would be ripping storm troopers arms off.

    • @ConsumerOfCringe
      @ConsumerOfCringe 5 лет назад +100

      i think it was to do with the fur for wookies being to expensive

    • @marvel1436
      @marvel1436 5 лет назад +172

      I was so blind when i was 6 i thought the ewoks were the wookies. Then again my dad kept switching channels showing revenge of the sith and return of the jedi

    • @marshmallow1965
      @marshmallow1965 5 лет назад +211

      @@ConsumerOfCringe no, George Lucas has admitted that it was for marketing purposes. It's easier to sell cute furry bears to children.

    • @straighttothecore8131
      @straighttothecore8131 5 лет назад +84

      Plus, you know that canonically, Kashyyk (and therefore the Wookies) was under the Empire's control, because it was a key world. Plus, the Empire enslaved the Wookies, so...

    • @NicholasWhitneyEnjoyer
      @NicholasWhitneyEnjoyer 5 лет назад +42

      @@straighttothecore8131 Well but i think that was decided Well after the production of this Movie so they couldve Just taken wookies and i also Heard that wookies were Planned but to expensive.

  • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
    @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 лет назад +3095

    Bad things:
    1) Boba Fett goes out like a punk.
    2) Bad green screens.
    3) Ewoks & child-friendly tone.
    Good things:
    1) Best space battle of the OG trilogy.
    2) Emotional conflict.
    3) Lightsaber fights.
    4) Amazingly satisfying ending.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 лет назад +60

      @@marcshimpar7645 Facts

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 5 лет назад +190

      Boba Fett is just a damn bounty hunter. Before the extended universe masturbated over him, he was just a guy who rode a dinosaur, tracked and delivered Han, then died in a fight, that's it.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 лет назад +57

      @@trailersic Riding a dinosaur and being Han's best enemy is what made him such a badass, dumbass.

    • @SomeKindOfScum
      @SomeKindOfScum 5 лет назад +42

      @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln in the extended Canon, which is moot and has nothing to do with the events of the original trilogy. On those merits alone, Fett is just a guy with a cool outfit that gets merked as any other goon. Good riddance.

    • @cooljackster7390
      @cooljackster7390 5 лет назад +19

      they used blue screens then not green screens

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 3 года назад +42

    “You had a lot of faith in your unarmed, naked sister” is my new favorite quote.

  • @AdamJasper18
    @AdamJasper18 3 года назад +27

    C-3PO is very hesitant about lying to the teddy bears so Luke telling him the plan wouldn't be a great idea. Also sending R2 likely wouldn't be enough as he's an astromech droid, not much use for that kind of palace, they end up just using him as a table. 3PO ends up being very useful to Jabba with his translations

  • @bigtasty6066
    @bigtasty6066 4 года назад +1474

    I love the idea that everyone on the Empire's side gave up on the war except for Vader. I find that hilarious.

    • @DanniDerpy
      @DanniDerpy 4 года назад +123

      They just wont invite him to the Christmas party either bc he keeps killing the mood

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 4 года назад +25

      @@DanniDerpy by being dead mainly

    • @bl4ckw1ngz64
      @bl4ckw1ngz64 4 года назад +45

      @@DanniDerpy does he kill the mood or the guests

    • @DanniDerpy
      @DanniDerpy 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @misha5670
      @misha5670 4 года назад +23

      Over confidence...like the USA in Vietnam. Or more exactly, like the leaders back home in America and their attitudes to the primitave Vietanmese. Luke even calls out Shive on this.

  • @enol1466
    @enol1466 4 года назад +2262

    I recognize this movie has flaws and pacing issues galore but you're a damn liar If you say it doesnt wrap up Luke and Vader's character arcs PERFECTLY and deserves to be highly respected for that much.

    • @kevinfromsales9445
      @kevinfromsales9445 3 года назад +183

      Well, yeah... It's widely known to be the only redeeming quality of Jedi. Luke, Vader and Palpatine carried the whole damn movie on their backs while the others were just fuckin around.

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 2 года назад +54

      @@kevinfromsales9445 The whole Jabba sequence was good

    • @1974Imperium
      @1974Imperium 2 года назад +66

      Opening Jabba (Han's rescue) was great. The Endor stuff kinda drags, except the speeder bike chase. The ending is perfect.

    • @jaoh6659
      @jaoh6659 2 года назад +18

      ANH and Empire both had distinct beginnings, middles, ends. The Endor stuff seems to mix the middle and endings together. They should have had Coruscant be the end of the film as apparently originally intended. Look at Blade Runner, Cloud City in Empire, the Spacedock scenes in Star Trek 3, the space battle and death star run in Jedi. They could have done it and made it look reasonably good.

    • @spidermancereal
      @spidermancereal 2 года назад +7

      @@jaoh6659 I think they had already spent a record amount (at the time) on the budget. It's gotta be tons cheaper to just go out in the Redwood Forres than it would have been to build a convincing city set.

  • @chishnfips877
    @chishnfips877 2 года назад +14

    6:58 "Yes, I know."
    That line sounds like it came from the prequels.

  • @Chives1797
    @Chives1797 Год назад +48

    Return of the jedi is by far my favourite movie. Probably because of the difference between empire and rotj, Luke was so young a naive and in this one he's quite the force to be reckoned with. Him entering Jabbas palace the way he did was a clear sign of his growth between the films. Your opinion however cosmonaut, is valid.

  • @moncala7787
    @moncala7787 6 лет назад +528

    LOL you actually called him Sheev. I don’t think I’ve heard anybody refer to Palpatine by his first name so nonchalantly

    • @hamshankscps1049
      @hamshankscps1049 5 лет назад +40

      I've made a point in the last few years to only call him Sheev, or Ole Palpy

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 5 лет назад +9

      @@hamshankscps1049 Lmao

    • @KrazyKelor
      @KrazyKelor 5 лет назад +5

      Oh I thought it was a reference to some other baddy. Sheev?!

    • @WalnutAnimations
      @WalnutAnimations 2 года назад +1

      @@hamshankscps1049 what about the senate

    • @hamshankscps1049
      @hamshankscps1049 2 года назад

      @@WalnutAnimations I have been referring to him as The Senate, or Emperor Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine

  • @franciscoortega7938
    @franciscoortega7938 5 лет назад +757

    about han solo: you know when you put some food in the freezer and when you finally reheat it the flavor changes and is all soggy? .... Han.

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 4 года назад +30

      Oh my god you're a genius

    • @braydenthomas6104
      @braydenthomas6104 4 года назад +13

      He's carbonite burnt

    • @misha5670
      @misha5670 4 года назад +10

      Also, well to be blunt, he and Lea hadn't had any alone time yet. Maybe he was worried the whole time if Little Solo was all the way out of the carbonite.

    • @87dramarama
      @87dramarama 3 года назад

      @@misha5670 they had plenty of alone time in ESB

    • @whythatspreposterous
      @whythatspreposterous 3 года назад

      @@87dramarama Not really, but that was pre-carbonite

  • @jaakkosaha5787
    @jaakkosaha5787 2 года назад +39

    In the first two movies the empire is so much more powerful than the rebellion that the rebels have to hide from it. In the third movie the rebellion is strong enough to take on the empire. It would be nice if this was somehow explained. Maybe more people have joined them, or they've had time to build more and better ships.

    • @lepopcornnaisseur546
      @lepopcornnaisseur546 Год назад +5

      Bro, the ground and space force we see in the movie is basically the entire Rebellion. We see their fleet floating in space in ESB and can deduce they have a sizeable ground force based on the battle of Hoth. They gambled everything on destroying the Death Star II which adds a bit of excitement to the plot.

    • @amazingsoyuz873
      @amazingsoyuz873 7 дней назад +1

      @@lepopcornnaisseur546 Also worth noting that the majority of the imperial fleet was not in the system at the time. This was intentional to draw the Rebels in to Palpatine's trap, they would have been too suspicious if there was a sizeable imperial presence in the system. This is literally mentioned in the film. So yeah, the Empire was WAY more powerful than the Rebels, Palpatine was just a fool who got overconfident and too trusting of vague visions - the Rebels were never supposed to be able to get the shield generator down and would have easily lost if that were the case.

  • @Wkingdomgaming
    @Wkingdomgaming 2 года назад +13

    The REAL reason Cosmonaut hates Return of the Jedi is because the Gonk Droid at the beginning gets his feet burnt

    • @MrJoelMiller
      @MrJoelMiller Год назад

      What’s funny is that he goes on about how the Tobey and Andrew films are garbage, but yet says how Tom’s Spider-Man movies are amazing 💀

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 Год назад

      ​@@MrJoelMiller ok

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 Год назад

      @@MrJoelMillerThat’s because Tom’s movies are the best.

  • @mattwastaken8608
    @mattwastaken8608 4 года назад +847

    “You can’t truly love something unless you hate it”
    -Some Guy

    • @danniwantsfood
      @danniwantsfood 4 года назад +16

      God it’s like me and Rainbow Six: Siege. Love it. But fuck that game.

    • @matustrojan172
      @matustrojan172 4 года назад +4

      @@danniwantsfood same with cs

    • @jwkfilms32
      @jwkfilms32 4 года назад +2

      Nick Diaz

    • @Luigiboy-yl7rb
      @Luigiboy-yl7rb 3 года назад +4

      Yeah but let’s still forget the sequels exist

    • @thatsabingo6695
      @thatsabingo6695 3 года назад +1

      @@Luigiboy-yl7rb I’d rather forget the prequels

  • @samuelfrye7629
    @samuelfrye7629 5 лет назад +2363

    Before watching this video Jedi was my favorite Star Wars film. After watching this Jedi is still my favorite Star Wars film, but you brought up some good points.

    • @Karkatrielle
      @Karkatrielle 5 лет назад +299

      That's a great way to take criticism for something you like

    • @hektor7798
      @hektor7798 5 лет назад +86

      I agree i still love the movie and its still my favorite of all the star wars movies or second or maybe third(honestly i can’t decide which of the three originals is my favorite) but he did come up with some great points

    • @lpld1820
      @lpld1820 4 года назад +1

      Good job

    • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553
      @henrycavillsrealmustache3553 4 года назад +25

      The end battle and jabas palace save this film. Besides that his points really are true though. It just comes down to how much do you like the new fast paced lightsaber scenes because it does have the best lightsaber scenes in the trilogy

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 года назад +17

      High points and a great send off save this film so I’m fine with its flaws.

  • @thefilmwatcher1302
    @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +15

    13:27 What did you expect, “vAdEr We MeeT aGaiN”?

  • @AgamotoGuitar
    @AgamotoGuitar 2 года назад +13

    Ah yes, the “I love Star Wars, but, I also fucking hate Star Wars” type of fan… Yeah, like 80% of Star Wars fan base

  • @jessicadelacal7800
    @jessicadelacal7800 7 лет назад +3222

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes Marcus. I will do what I must.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 7 лет назад +181

      Jessica ? You will try...

    • @shanegilson7107
      @shanegilson7107 7 лет назад +181

      *weird scream/moan while flipping*

    • @combatsportsunited4123
      @combatsportsunited4123 7 лет назад +34

      *starts throwing random shiz around and even though I am a master Jedi i miss almost every shot and the one shot i hit wasn't because of my accuracy* (Yoda's fight with Palpatine is the reference, when they were in the conference room.)

    • @alexwr
      @alexwr 7 лет назад +137

      It's funny because the phrase 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes' is in fact an absolute.

    • @tristantinethegreat1555
      @tristantinethegreat1555 7 лет назад +19

      Jessica ? You underestimate my power.

  • @ZachZombie
    @ZachZombie 5 лет назад +2659

    When Star Wars fans find someone who like all the movies:
    "Uh... That doesn't compute. Uh, wait... Uh... You're under arrest!"

    • @BlazeGuzzy721
      @BlazeGuzzy721 5 лет назад +167

      It's treason then

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 5 лет назад +56

      i certainly *enjoy* all the movies, but i acknowledge that the prequels and TLJ are hot garbage. they’re kinda funny though.

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 5 лет назад +7

      Geralt of Trivia what episode?

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 5 лет назад +47

      Geralt of Trivia ok, 1. just because someone makes a good thing doesn’t mean everything they make is good. 2. rian johnson only directed that episode. he didn’t write it.

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 5 лет назад +6

      Geralt of Trivia do you like the prequels?

  • @VALI4NTY0UTH
    @VALI4NTY0UTH 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love ROTJ for Wedge’s part the most. He’s finally shown in film leading the entire squadron and helps blow up the second Death Star without a sweat like a badass.

  • @hanxsolos5103
    @hanxsolos5103 2 года назад +6

    “Boba fett is dead as fuck”.
    *4 years later*. He’s back Like a bantha

  • @jrkoenig72
    @jrkoenig72 3 года назад +2179

    "I wasn't alive when Return of the Jedi came out"
    Well, I was - 11 years old - and let me tell you, that theater experience was beyond any other. I love RotJ.

    • @thearchivist250
      @thearchivist250 3 года назад +95

      I was 6. First movie in theater I remember seeing. Yeah, has its flaws, but light years better than the prequels.

    • @thearchivist250
      @thearchivist250 3 года назад +21

      @Tronam This is correct. It is still so much better than the prequels. Only Force Awakens or Rogue One are similar or superior. Depends on taste.

    • @barrackobama2639
      @barrackobama2639 3 года назад +9

      i may not have as important of an input because im 15, but I personally love the prequels because that’s what i grew up on. Obviously the movies suck but the nostalgia for me keeps them

    • @barrackobama2639
      @barrackobama2639 3 года назад

      valid

    • @jangofett9671
      @jangofett9671 2 года назад +26

      @@thearchivist250 we have a new standard now, however. i agree with you that rotj is better than any prequel, but that doesn't mean the prequels are the worst star wars there is. yes tpm is garbage except for the final duel, and aotc is very boring apart from a few awesome stuff with clones, but revenge of the sith pulled clutch with that trilogy and gave it the ability to still be reguarded somewhat well. i would not, however, say that the force awakens is better than revenge of the sith.

  • @LeoYoshi54321
    @LeoYoshi54321 5 лет назад +595

    18:18 that descent into madness is incredible

    • @dergenmusic2081
      @dergenmusic2081 4 года назад +11

      LeoYoshi54321 lmao it really was

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 года назад +18

      He joined the dark side

  • @brainxdrain3617
    @brainxdrain3617 2 года назад +13

    I always thought the Han rescue was just like repeated attempts after each previous one fails. And the nod is just like, "Well, uh I guess we are left with the nuclear option, fucking shit up Jedi style." The only thing he'd have to plan is having the lightsaber hidden, which isn't nuts. If years of D&D have taught me anything, people make wacky plans that get progressively wackier as they screw up.

  • @genequist3859
    @genequist3859 Год назад +44

    Lando didn't really betray Han in so many words. He succeeded at both protecting the city and people he was responsible for, AND rescuing Han who he turned in to accomplish the first goal. He got to have his cake and eat it too.

  • @noahglenn2966
    @noahglenn2966 4 года назад +2628

    Star Wars is litterally all I’ve been watching during this quarantine

    • @hopelessent.1700
      @hopelessent.1700 4 года назад +54

      I actually had the pleasure of showing my parents Star Wars from the prequels to this film. They themselves are disappointed seeing number VII and saying “what’s the point, everything is wrapped up, there is a nice story of redemption and the emperor is dead.” I just left it like that, no need to hit my head on a wall while watching the sequels because it will make no sense to them.
      Also had you seen the 2D clone wars? I was surprised that Episode III references Anakin’s adventures in the outer rims. I did not expect that. Loved every prequel even episode I...

    • @eloii
      @eloii 4 года назад +12

      HOPELESS Ent. You could show them Rogue One and Solo

    • @hopelessent.1700
      @hopelessent.1700 4 года назад +5

      Eloi oh I had done so. We started from Ep1 and included even the cartoon stuff to Solo and Rogue One. Funny thing is that we watched Rogue One with A New Hope back to back so it actually felt really special doing so.

    • @jacquelyynorgana77
      @jacquelyynorgana77 4 года назад

      Same tbh

    • @hopelessent.1700
      @hopelessent.1700 4 года назад +1

      John Randall I haven’t seen the new ones yet but hearing the reception it’s positive. My only gripes is Ashoka being everywhere. I watched it when I was 8 but now 12 years later I always tried but simply can’t get with the show. It’s the most difficult show to get by...

  • @Argenté28
    @Argenté28 5 лет назад +1345

    Don’t forget the part where a highly advanced and tactical army of well trained soldiers with tools of death and destruction lost to midget bears with pointy wooden sticks and rocks
    Yea the Empire, reeeeal menacing when they can be beat up easy by reject care-bears

    • @elijahmuller5041
      @elijahmuller5041 5 лет назад +44

      fizz 2151
      Storm troopers need a buff

    • @SymphonyBrahms
      @SymphonyBrahms 5 лет назад +16

      I like the Ewoks.

    • @theninjamaster67
      @theninjamaster67 5 лет назад +39

      @William Robb there's a quote somewhere from Lucas that the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies but the budget didn't allow for it i personally call bullshit but definitely something to think about

    • @kartrix1
      @kartrix1 5 лет назад +19

      @theninjamaster67 I mean I can see the budget along with many different problems factoring into it:
      1. Budget - Making costumes that large and fitting them, then also the makeup artists involved for 100+ people every day (for multiple days) will cost a lot.
      2. Extras - Finding 100+ people that are 7ft tall (Chewbacca's height approx.) is not that easy either.
      I personally think wookiees would have been better, but personally I don't tend to mind a whole lot, considering there are meant to be thousands of them and they did capture the main cast at some point and they don't just serve as eye candy considering we see quite a few of them die.

    • @theninjamaster67
      @theninjamaster67 5 лет назад +4

      @@kartrix1 well you wouldn't need to do make-up for em but yah the costumes would be hard also fairly sure Chewbacca's actor used stilts

  • @ChadMichaelSimon
    @ChadMichaelSimon 2 года назад +58

    I was 11 when it came out (like many others, I see!). I remember loving the experience, feeling like it was going by too quickly, wanting to savor every moment. But as we waited outside for my parents to pick us up and the crowd surrounding me was euphoric and talking about how cool it was, I felt for the first time in my life a distinct gap between what I was feeling and what they were expressing. It was disappointment, but it would take a long time for me to acknowledge it. Meanwhile, I bought the toys, books, tapes, and posters. There was enough to love about Return of the Jedi to forget that initial feeling and just keep on being a Star Wars fan.
    Then it came. I was in college when the February 1997 issue of Sci-Fi Universe magazine hit the stands. In big bold letters, the cover read, "FIFTY REASONS WHY WE HATE RETURN OF THE JEDI (and love Star Wars...). Reading it was cathartic. It was clever, genuine, and funny writing, obviously posited by people who really loved the franchise. My buddy and I would take turns reading it aloud to each other like a performance, it was so good. There was a side bar about all the ways Jedi was amazing, too.
    You hit a lot of the points covered in the essay, and I appreciated the deeper look and personal perspectives brought with this video. Clear, funny, informative, and - again - with an obvious love of Star Wars.
    Fun Asides:
    When the Special Edition came out, it was a thrill to see the ANH in the theater again. I relished watching the younger audience that was talking and joking through Empire get completely sucked into it and shut the F up. By the time Han got frozen, the entire theater was silent and learning into the screen, dumbfounded by how good it was. The same full audience laughed a lot through Return of the Jedi. The biggest unintentional laugh came when Vader said, "My son is with them. I have FELT him." I hadn't realized how suggestive that line was, but boy did the audience roar form it.

    • @joringedamke5597
      @joringedamke5597 Год назад +2

      I remember when I finally had the Special Edition, I went to watch "Jedi" and the picture shrank down to a thin line on the screen. Horrors.
      Then at some point I discovered the Star Wars radio dramas, which were pretty good.

  • @PaulIsDeadMissHim
    @PaulIsDeadMissHim 2 года назад +5

    Answer: It doesn't.

  • @wizzy2201
    @wizzy2201 4 года назад +1140

    The movie still holds a special place in my heart even if it’s flawed as hell

    • @alih122
      @alih122 4 года назад +26

      Yea shut up bitch we don't need your analysis

    • @hopelessent.1700
      @hopelessent.1700 4 года назад +104

      I loved this film, Marcus is a sack of crap filled with illogical persuasion of finding flaws when he doesn’t understand the point of the Boush or the fact that Empire establishes that force users can see the future. Considering Luke is strong with the force he was able to plan out the situation in Jabba’s Hutt. Marcus is a fanboy yet shits on the film’s setting. I think ROTJ is fine it’s a petty argument that broke my interest in Marcus’s opinions. Especially after him calling Prequel fans as idiots...

    • @codysparks1454
      @codysparks1454 4 года назад +1

      @Gareth Keenan yep

    • @scotchwhisky6094
      @scotchwhisky6094 4 года назад +20

      @@One.Zero.One101 He wasn't wrong, I'd be disappointed if Red Letter Media actually supported Return of the Teddy Bears.

    • @MrDuck797
      @MrDuck797 4 года назад +2

      JediHoss241 we don’t need yours.

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 4 года назад +705

    What I like:
    •Vader’s redemption
    •Luke’s arch
    •Nien Nunb
    •The final battle in space
    •The animatronics
    •The sets
    •The editing and effects
    •The sound design
    •Mark Hamill’s preformance
    •Palpatine
    •Luke unmasking Vader (this is my favorite scene in the franchise)
    •Leia meeting Wicket for the first time. This was just hella adorable. I can’t explain why I love this scene.
    •Yoda’s death
    •The last scene
    •Vader’s funeral
    The shit I don’t like:
    •Harrison Ford’s performance
    •Boba Fett’s potential as a threatening force
    •The opening scene on the Death Star
    •The pacing
    •The length of Endor: I’m okay with the Ewoks but it should NOT take up all of Act II. It kills the pacing.
    • Death Star II
    So pretty good flick. Great conclusion to the most influential movie trilogy EVER. 8/10

    • @williameckerle4113
      @williameckerle4113 4 года назад +16

      I agree with you on most things. Why don't you like the opening scene?

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 4 года назад +32

      William Eckerle
      It feels too slow. Granted it isn’t BAD, but the film is treating it as a bombastic opening with Vader’s theme blaring and his march, but nothing in reality is happening. Vader is just telling the moff that his little science project is tardy and papa Palps is coming
      Yea I know the emperor is a big deal but even before Vader announced the arrival the theme was BLARING

    • @blitzgnu
      @blitzgnu 4 года назад +26

      @@joeiorio9654 But you have to admit that the death star looked pretty cool in that scene

    • @sonnygivens4549
      @sonnygivens4549 4 года назад +5

      Hello space, I'm dad.

    • @MrOldboy1971
      @MrOldboy1971 4 года назад +1

      I agree with your points

  • @Spillow-C
    @Spillow-C 9 месяцев назад +6

    i think the main problem of this is that is a safe movie, with Empire they actually tried do something different and more ambitious, because there was no way the sequel to the Star wars was gonna flop so there was no risk, its the type of sequel that doesn't make the first movie again, its more mature, less predictable, amazing direction, there is no big battle at the end and stuff like that, and Jedi isn't any of that, its a step back, its even less mature than New hope, its kinda disappointing watching it with Empire lenses, George Lucas didn't learn ansolutely nothing with Empire, he just made the sequel to the first movie he made, because yea, this is a George Lucas movie in a nutshell.

    • @owesyoumoney3912
      @owesyoumoney3912 4 месяца назад

      Irving kershner and Steven Spielberg probably looked at the script and that’s the reason they passed on directing lol

  • @Braydoz
    @Braydoz 2 года назад +5

    “Big foot in the snow”
    Yeti: Am I a joke to you?

  • @just70hq
    @just70hq 7 лет назад +287

    Luke probably didn't tell c3po about the plan because he would have fucked it up

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 7 лет назад +26

      l Beavis l Yeah, he does have a big mouth.

    • @rickvalentino6920
      @rickvalentino6920 6 лет назад +10

      That's why C3PO has his memory wiped in Episode 3. Which must be like resetting his programming because he is still fluent in six million forms of communication. I think when they did it because they did not want info leaked to the Empire if they got a hold of him. R2 D2 is more clever.

    • @silverfangmoonhunter
      @silverfangmoonhunter 6 лет назад +4

      Why did they even bring him then? If he's liable to fuck the plan up whether he knows it or not it's probably a good idea to take him out of the equation completely.

    • @40random
      @40random 6 лет назад +1

      l Beavis l Thats why you tell the droid to not give you the odds.

    • @reckszkingzactivitiesrkat.4134
      @reckszkingzactivitiesrkat.4134 6 лет назад

      l Beavis l facts 😅

  • @pikachucat8449
    @pikachucat8449 4 года назад +814

    Honestly I like how Palpatine let's the rebels on to Endor, I think he was trying to give the rebellion a false sense of hope and then crush it. He actually does this a lot in the novels and comics, he's all about the mental mind games with him. So I personally like this part. Also Vader's obvious confusion is FREAKING hilarious. All Vader wants to do is kill, he wants to brutally take out everyone opposing him while Palpatine has patience and wants to get rid of the rebellion with one swipe. So yeah I actually like this part

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 4 года назад +38

      Pikachu Cat I’m not trying to kill your fun but since he led the rebels to Endor and they won they kinda makes him an idiot

    • @tylercalabrese1101
      @tylercalabrese1101 4 года назад +81

      Like Luke said palpatines over confidence is his weakness

    • @Chad-xs2de
      @Chad-xs2de 4 года назад +6

      @@tylercalabrese1101 I think it's the poor writing of this movie.

    • @piercetaliaferro5393
      @piercetaliaferro5393 4 года назад +4

      That also fits with the whole overconfidence being his weakness thing.

    • @ki11aqueen5
      @ki11aqueen5 4 года назад +1

      @@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 not really? He set a trap for the rebels?

  • @ciadella1971
    @ciadella1971 8 месяцев назад +3

    One of the reasons why ROTJ sucked is because Gary Kurtz left the project. He knew....

  • @reesjohnson
    @reesjohnson Год назад +3

    "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong." - Luke Skywalker

  • @KaosNova2
    @KaosNova2 7 лет назад +406

    I don't get why people try to argue what a real fan is. Sounds like a stupid and immature premise.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +42

      U r not a real fan so you wouldn't get it.

    • @filfa8420
      @filfa8420 6 лет назад +1

      Da real fan of star war is stupid

    • @thomasodonnell4122
      @thomasodonnell4122 6 лет назад +23

      'true Star Wars' fans are assholes.Dont listen to them

    • @danielwood6833
      @danielwood6833 6 лет назад +30

      If you are a 'true fan' of Star Wars you have to hate:
      most of the movies
      plenty of the characters
      the creator of Star Wars
      logic level = 100 XD

    • @1vaultdweller
      @1vaultdweller 6 лет назад +2

      By definition, if you dont admire or support something, you are not a fan. Easiest case ever.

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 4 года назад +890

    Every time I hear "Palpatine" I automatically think "Papa Palpatine". Damn you, Robot Chicken.

  • @EllieMiller510
    @EllieMiller510 3 года назад +8

    When I watched this at age like 8 I wasn’t really surprised at the Death Star working. I kinda just thought “yea, isn’t that what Death Stars do?”

  • @ericpalmer4586
    @ericpalmer4586 2 года назад +7

    That screaming at the end was PRICELESS! 😂😂😂😂

  • @animations2878
    @animations2878 6 лет назад +124

    I agree with most of your points but the scene of Luke and Vader meeting again and talking before meeting the emperor is one of my favorites in the original trilogy

  • @MrDanChandler
    @MrDanChandler 5 лет назад +586

    *Starts describing how to improve the plot of a forty year old movie*
    Me: "No! Do NOT give George Lucas any more ideas! How many more edits must we endure?"

    • @and8091
      @and8091 5 лет назад +17

      George Lucas doesn't own Star Wars anymore.

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, forty?

    • @dewayner5388
      @dewayner5388 5 лет назад +2

      MrDanChandler If I could get a good one this time...

    • @ZakJordan98
      @ZakJordan98 4 года назад +16

      Macklunky

    • @Xanderlizo
      @Xanderlizo 4 года назад +1

      Im from the future
      MacClunky

  • @poohbear160
    @poohbear160 2 года назад +5

    10:07 I think the reason why Leia said she wanted more for Chewbacca was to look less suspicious and look more of a ruthless bounty hunter

  • @judahenjoyseducation4549
    @judahenjoyseducation4549 2 года назад +31

    despite all the reasons you gave. this movie is still my favorite. The final Ground battle on Endor, Luke vs Vader, the Space battle, it was all perfect. I can't find any reason to dislike this movie. Return of the Jedi and Revenge of the Sith are Unapologetically my favorite Star Wars movies.

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 10 месяцев назад

      Those 2 are the “most” Star Wars movies…. not the best.

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial 9 месяцев назад +2

      "despite all the reasons you gave. this movie is still my favourite."
      Yeah. Because all cinema sins type of videos don't make sense. The story either works or it doesn't, the message is either profound or unworthy to stand behind. And little things cannot change that. That's the greatness of Return of the Jedi.

  • @jeffreyvandenburg4967
    @jeffreyvandenburg4967 4 года назад +159

    Personally, I think the dynamic between Luke and Vader, Vader’s redemption and the emperor was what made the movie. It makes up for the dumb and silly parts. I rank it number three after Empire and New Hope.

    • @guyr3618
      @guyr3618 4 года назад +4

      I always fall asleep before ROTJ even gets to that throne-room...

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 3 года назад +4

      I think Vaders redemption was forced as fuck.

    • @Danbo22987
      @Danbo22987 3 года назад +4

      That's honestly how all three trilogies hold themselves together, Anakin and Obi Wan, Luke and Vader, Rey and Kylo. The duality is strong.

    • @blazefa.
      @blazefa. 3 года назад

      I rank it number 11

    • @johnnybaxter1953
      @johnnybaxter1953 2 года назад +1

      @@cooldude2251 how ? He was watching his son die and the empire was laughing about it

  • @hipfire1920
    @hipfire1920 5 лет назад +893

    18:28 *"Good thing Black don't crack" -The Cosmonaut Variety Hour*

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 5 лет назад +21

      I laughed there

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 лет назад +32

      Grey Studios Black don’t crack, crack is whack, so cut me some slack, I don’t deserve all this flack.

    • @LMMSkits
      @LMMSkits 5 лет назад +3

      @@Kalina47 underrated comment

    • @danieltaylor299
      @danieltaylor299 5 лет назад +2

      Papa Dragon if your taking hella kinds of drug drinking to Excess sitting around then yes your right ,but on the whole it don’t crack

    • @maryrose8478
      @maryrose8478 4 года назад +1

      @Papa Dragon cute.

  • @kevinfromsales9445
    @kevinfromsales9445 3 года назад +24

    Luke, Vader and Palpatine carried the whole movie it's embarrassing how needless all the other stuff is. Luke is literally the only character who had gradual and consistent character development throughout the movie.
    Han, Leia and Lando's character arcs had clearly ended with Empire cause they had nothing to add to the story in Jedi other than the usual helping the rebels fight the empire and surviving with no struggles.
    The empire is building a new Death Star... Nobody seems to question how or why they just go along with it and welp, gotta destroy it. Luke explains Leia that they're twins and Vader is their father... Leia doesn't give a shit. Leia explains Han Luke is her brother... Han doesn't give a shit.

  • @stanley7223
    @stanley7223 2 года назад +2

    Luke was intensely fighting Vader before he knew he was his father - he wanted to kill the guy he thought killed his father - Lukes whole mindset changes when he discovers the truth and he flips to what most sane people would do which is to try and convert his father back to the good side, he wants his father back. SO why the fuck are you expecting Luke to just approach Vader guns blazing? You cant just label every single piece of the film that doesn't have fighting as 'dull'.

    • @stanley7223
      @stanley7223 2 года назад +1

      @@beanns6632 there is PLENTY of action in rotj. And plenty of action with Luke. In all 3 acts

  • @kimchiandquesofresco
    @kimchiandquesofresco 4 года назад +352

    Leia asking for more money is a part of her cover, the bounty hunter whose armor she stole was known to be greedy.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 3 года назад +57

      Cool. Wish that was in the fuckin movie tho, lol

    • @kimchiandquesofresco
      @kimchiandquesofresco 3 года назад +22

      @@leaffinite2001 yeah the novelizations were written from the unedited scripts. There is a lot of cool stuff in them. Stuff they should've left in. Would have made the movies make more sense

    • @MkZuO12345
      @MkZuO12345 3 года назад +11

      If you need outside materials to plug plot holes in your script you failed as a scriptwriter.

    • @vakentine8173
      @vakentine8173 3 года назад +3

      @@MkZuO12345 yea if you have a movie you can’t Understand without reading 50 books then you did fail

    • @JavierPerez-cx4jw
      @JavierPerez-cx4jw 3 года назад +1

      @@leaffinite2001 Idk, I got that as a kid. I didn’t need the backstory of the bounty hunter whos armor she stole. Jabba said “This bounty hunters my kind of scum.” She did it to get in with them, so that’s he could stay the night and steal back Han.

  • @Wired4Life2
    @Wired4Life2 5 лет назад +312

    *Imagine if David Lynch got to direct this as was planned.*

    • @mattcorey8557
      @mattcorey8557 5 лет назад +51

      David Lynch said in an interview that when George Lucas met with him he started to get a migraine.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 лет назад +45

      @@mattcorey8557 I think Lynch just happened to have a migraine that day and it just made Lucas' more wacky suggestions for ROTJ sound more off-putting to Lynch in the moment.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +43

      @@Wired4Life2 I feel like those two personalities are like oil and water.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 лет назад +2

      @@fuzzydunlop7928 Probably that too.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 лет назад +13

      BlueFox94 i just wish Spielberg could’ve directed it

  • @patriku6960
    @patriku6960 2 года назад +3

    i like how you recreated the movie at the end of the vid but nah bro we wouldnt have seen leia in a bikini that way

  • @samc3544
    @samc3544 2 года назад +9

    I always thought the original 3 were perfect, but now coming back to this movie it's clear why I've never watched this movie since the first time. I've watched revenge of the sith probably 100 times not because it's good but because it's really fun and not boring like this movie.

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 2 года назад

      ROTS is good.

    • @mixalisdragonas3480
      @mixalisdragonas3480 2 года назад +3

      @@saricubra2867 It really isn't

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 2 года назад

      @@mixalisdragonas3480 Hmm, compared to Return of The Jedi, it looks like it's good, even as a kid i thought ROTJ sucked.

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 2 года назад

      @@mixalisdragonas3480 Finally, 70% of ROTJ sucks, while Revenge of the Sith is around 20%.

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 Год назад

      @@saricubra2867Both suck

  • @Adoring-Fan
    @Adoring-Fan 6 лет назад +726

    How could this movie be bad?? I'm in it

    • @mikeadams7904
      @mikeadams7904 6 лет назад +56

      Admiral Ackbar it’s a trap!

    • @nathaneskin3572
      @nathaneskin3572 6 лет назад +15

      Admiral Ackbar is MVP

    • @ffreeze9924
      @ffreeze9924 6 лет назад +4

      The object appearing in view of our sight is equal to and identical to that of something being intent in of halting our progress and thwarting our plans (it’s a trap)

    • @Adoring-Fan
      @Adoring-Fan 6 лет назад +26

      Jordan Gill but I'm still alive in the hearts of the fans.

    • @spider-man6088
      @spider-man6088 6 лет назад +4

      I'm not

  • @joaquiniturrieta8978
    @joaquiniturrieta8978 7 лет назад +677

    It's treason, then...

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 6 лет назад +50

      *Jumps doing magic space wizard flips* : "AAAAAARARARAAAARUUUAARUAUHRUAHURHRH!!!"

    • @ctxx24
      @ctxx24 6 лет назад +7

      POWER

    • @et-hk4mm
      @et-hk4mm 6 лет назад +1

      Not yet

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 5 лет назад

      Prequels>>

    • @RobertEdwinHouse9
      @RobertEdwinHouse9 5 лет назад +4

      @@manz7860 everything >>>>prequels

  • @cherrycola812
    @cherrycola812 2 года назад +3

    "it's like running into an ex, not your evil space dad wizard." but marcus, what if my ex girlfriend IS an evil space dad wizard!?!? :(

  • @alexeiharp7676
    @alexeiharp7676 Год назад +6

    The intent wasn't that bad with the ewoks (apart from selling toys I mean) to show the empire troops could be overthrown with knowledge from nature and strategy etc, it also worked as a parallel with Vietnam but it would've worked ten times better if those were wookies instead.
    It's just that it was poorly set up and too ridiculous.
    I agree with Han's development which could've been handled way better
    Apart from that, those Jabba and Luke/Vader/Emperor parts were great

  • @BoxOfRoses_Productions
    @BoxOfRoses_Productions 6 лет назад +3117

    I personally like Return of the Jedi. But I respect your opinions on this film.

    • @bobbill3594
      @bobbill3594 6 лет назад +153

      Jonnycool 107 how DARE you be reasonable!

    • @BoxOfRoses_Productions
      @BoxOfRoses_Productions 6 лет назад +72

      bob bill I know I just committed a crime against the fanboys. OH MAH GAWSH!!!111 lol

    • @jonnoweb
      @jonnoweb 6 лет назад

      Ex De Who is she?

    • @skeletor6874
      @skeletor6874 6 лет назад +7

      Did he ever actually openly state that he disliked the movie?

    • @BoxOfRoses_Productions
      @BoxOfRoses_Productions 6 лет назад +4

      Treh-Vor No, but some things I just disagreed with. I respect his opinions though.

  • @screenheads3812
    @screenheads3812 3 года назад +508

    I’ve always felt that about Han and Leiah that they feel different in this movie, I always assumed it was because Carrie was battling through bipolar depression while Harrison Ford didn’t want to be there because he only wanted to do two movies

    • @pddimez8485
      @pddimez8485 2 года назад +41

      just bad script writing tbh lol new director didn’t seem to care abt them maybe

    • @screenheads3812
      @screenheads3812 2 года назад +45

      @@pddimez8485 everyone seemed so exhausted in the movie lol

    • @Father1Figure
      @Father1Figure 2 года назад

      i always thought it was because she was on coke

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 2 года назад +12

      @@screenheads3812 TBF they probably would be in canon too lol

    • @HalfEatenMedia
      @HalfEatenMedia Год назад +10

      I kinda felt that Leia had a lot of time to really think about how much Han had met to her. When she’s finally able embrace him again she let her self be vulnerable. Considering she must’ve spent the last few years thinking Han may be gone forever it would explain her character change.
      Han Solo just wasn’t given much to do in the film. His one thing that he does is blow up a control station. In the first two films he was such a vital character and although Luke was the main hero, he couldn’t have done it without Han.

  • @D4C_Gaming
    @D4C_Gaming 2 года назад +5

    ROTJ is good though. It has its flaws, but it does exactly what it needs to do effortlessly.

  • @kaizenkltr
    @kaizenkltr 2 года назад +3

    CVH and Hi-Top: *you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain*

  • @unfathomable3434
    @unfathomable3434 4 года назад +300

    Some of Han's conversations is like Oblivion NPC dialogue.

    • @JadeGBA
      @JadeGBA 4 года назад +13

      STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!

  • @joshm2274
    @joshm2274 4 года назад +1113

    “Boba Fett is Dead”
    Me: *laughs in Mandalorian season 2 casting*

    • @Cyro_2235
      @Cyro_2235 4 года назад +3

      he wont be there.

    • @choccake3057
      @choccake3057 4 года назад +6

      @@Cyro_2235 www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a32420071/mandalorian-boba-fett-casting-confirmed-season-2/

    • @Cyro_2235
      @Cyro_2235 4 года назад +1

      @@choccake3057 read expended canon. his armor was salvaged by jawas and used by someone else. and Temuera Morrison is too old for Boba Fett in the TM Era.

    • @griffith4723
      @griffith4723 4 года назад +15

      Sergeant Cyro expended is the wrong word, Expanded Canon is also wrong, you’re talking about... well nothing, I guess you were just making stuff up. In Legends he escaped the Sarlaac pit through use of his arsenal and Mandalorian armor and while he was captured by Jawas afterward, they mistook him for an unintelligent being and only restrained him, and the bounty hunter escaped later, in canon, he is still being digested while alive or he gave in to the pain of the Sarlaac’s neurotoxins and died, and due to that specific Sarlaac’s continued wellbeing in canon, it would be impossible for a salvage anyway. Don’t talk out of your ass next time.
      Edit: neither Temuera Morrison or Boba Fett is too old for themselves in the New Republic Era. That’s... why Morrison was casted.

    • @Cyro_2235
      @Cyro_2235 4 года назад +8

      @@griffith4723 Morrison is too old for Boba, yes! Boba Fett is 36 Years old in Episode 6, means in The Mandalorian he is about 40 years old. Temuera Morrison is 60 years old!
      and would you please watch your language when talking to strangers next time?? christ, does ANYONE on social media or online still have manners???

  • @BinaryRex18
    @BinaryRex18 2 года назад +6

    This is actually a good movie. Yeah, it suffers from major "third movie" syndrome. But it's still 1000 times better than the prequels.

    • @ZombieOwlYT
      @ZombieOwlYT 2 года назад +3

      It's an improvement but it's not hard to improve on garbage

    • @BinaryRex18
      @BinaryRex18 2 года назад +2

      @@ZombieOwlYT true. Although I wouldn't call it an improvement. More like the prequels degenerated from the quality of the OT.

  • @isabelortega5084
    @isabelortega5084 2 года назад +4

    What about Angry Birds Star Wars

  • @thelegendaryhusquin9906
    @thelegendaryhusquin9906 6 лет назад +238

    The last minute is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen on this channel.

    • @kencali3303
      @kencali3303 6 лет назад +6

      The Legendary Husquin I couldn’t agree more

    • @kairutheguru3093
      @kairutheguru3093 6 лет назад +4

      The Legendary Husquin I put it on par with the for honor video

    • @Goozeeeee
      @Goozeeeee 6 лет назад +8

      I was dying. Especially because THAT scene specifically is the one I just can't stand more than anything.

    • @inmyzone8891
      @inmyzone8891 6 лет назад

      YESSSSSSS!!!!

  • @HeronKij
    @HeronKij 4 года назад +372

    "The Empire isn't making any big moves against the Rebellion".
    ... Did you miss the part where they were building a second Death Star? As a trap for the entire Rebel Fleet?

    • @knowledgeanddefense1054
      @knowledgeanddefense1054 3 года назад +17

      I mean they were probably building it during Empire Strikes Back too

    • @amvcentral9198
      @amvcentral9198 3 года назад +3

      @@knowledgeanddefense1054 nah,at least not in new canon, in disney canon they started a month before rotj and thats why it's weak

    • @haltopen12
      @haltopen12 2 года назад +24

      @@amvcentral9198 that’s not even remotely true. They started building it before the first Death Star blew up.

    • @pennyomega7421
      @pennyomega7421 2 года назад +4

      He means them having some screen time where they do things besides stand around

    • @shill7852
      @shill7852 2 года назад

      @@knowledgeanddefense1054 ewwwww, it’s the sequel shill who always defends those piles of a crap (I know your videos)

  • @thatllputmarzipaninyourpie3117
    @thatllputmarzipaninyourpie3117 2 года назад +4

    My friend I saw it in 83, and were both underwhelmed. Its biggest sin, is that so much of it is boring as hell. That's my biggest problem with those first two prequels too. I don't see how anyone can actually enjoy watching those things.

  • @somerandomvertebrate9262
    @somerandomvertebrate9262 Год назад +1

    Actually, we who were teenagers seeing this movie back in '83, having grown up on the other two, unanimously thought this was the worst of the three, more or less going so far as to state - with a current terminology not in usage back then - that this movie really shouldn't even be considered "canon". A near universal appraisal was that the two dumbest things about this film were the Ewoks and the new Death Star.

  • @therenegade6577
    @therenegade6577 3 года назад +973

    Still a satisfying and worthy finale to an epic trilogy.

    • @veteran0121
      @veteran0121 2 года назад +19

      Yeah...which you can't say at all for the two trilogies on either side of this one.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 2 года назад +128

      @@veteran0121 The prequels ended with a fucking bang. It’s the sequels that ended like shit.

    • @k_anth
      @k_anth 2 года назад +40

      @@thefilmwatcher1302 I mean ROTS is a good ending to the prequels because it's the only good one out of the trilogy

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 2 года назад

      @@k_anth You mean prequels.

    • @k_anth
      @k_anth 2 года назад

      @@thefilmwatcher1302 yeah lol I didn't even realize I typed that

  • @cetx
    @cetx 4 года назад +198

    I always thought Luke's plan did fail: he really did give up the droids -- maybe he planned on rescuing them after bargaining with Jabba. So then he sent Leia in, and she got captured. So then he went in to fix stuff. I didn't get that he had planned on the skiff fight scene, only that he and his pals knew generally what they'd need to do. I never thought his plan was what we saw. Instead, we saw a bunch of plans failing. First plan was to bargain with Jabba.

    • @Suddmoney
      @Suddmoney 3 года назад +27

      That was my understanding as well. The plan was to bargain with Jabba. If that failed, send Leia and Chewie to infiltrate and try to sneak Han out. If THAT failed, Luke would go in himself. But he knew if that didn’t work, he needed R2 and Lando to be there (which is why Lando was undercover as one of Jabba’s guards) to help fight them out.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 года назад +10

      In hindsight, the plan could've been streamlined as such:
      Step 1: Have Lando infiltrate Jabba's guards to confirm Han is at the palace.
      Step 2: Have Leia, disguised as a bounty hunter, "capture" Chewbacca and C-3PO. The latter would serve as a translator for Leia.
      Step 3: After Jabba's party, Leia would thaw Han from the carbonite, Lando get Chewie from his cell and they all leave.
      Step 4: On the off chance step 3 fails, which it does, Luke comes himself with R2 and demands Jabba surrenders. When he refuses then you get the fight at Jabba's Palace with Luke distracting everyone by fighting the Rancor. R2 breaks Leia's chains, she kills Jabba and everyone bails since she also activates the Thermal Detonator to blow up the palace.
      Side notes: This would, for better or worse, cut the fight over the Sarlacc Pit and allow Boba to join the fight on Endor on the Empire's side, giving Han and the others more to do.

    • @7opher619
      @7opher619 2 года назад +8

      You neglect the fact that he sent in the droids with his lightsaber stowed away in R2. That means he would have lost his lightsaber if Jaba had accepted them as offerings and would have had to retrieve it or give it up.

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 2 года назад +5

      I think his plan was to send in as many infiltrators as possible, and while he was negotiating (I.e. distracting) jabba, Leia would sneak Han out, and luke and co would follow them, violently if need be. Leia unfreezing han at night and the battle of the skiff then being improvisations to recover from the plan not working out.

    • @ZombieOwlYT
      @ZombieOwlYT 2 года назад +2

      In the end the first act was just dumb but hey... Action!!!

  • @tariffictypist7372
    @tariffictypist7372 2 года назад +3

    Rise of Skywalker>Return of the Jedi
    In terms of how bad it is
    Rise of Skywalker is far worse than return of the Jedi

  • @jessicadraper1935
    @jessicadraper1935 2 года назад +3

    Luke decked out in all black gucci is the only good thing in this movie

  • @Legoboy55able
    @Legoboy55able 6 лет назад +47

    Pretty sure anyone can draw the conclusion that Leia wasn’t asking Jabba for money, she was only saying that so she’d look and sound like a bounty hunter

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 9 месяцев назад

      So she risked killing herself to do so? There was absolutely NO OTHER WAY TO PROVE THAT SHES A BOUNTY HUNTER?!

  • @ConnerFilms
    @ConnerFilms 4 года назад +677

    I’d really wonder how he feels about the Indiana Jones Trilogy

    • @aladinsane9785
      @aladinsane9785 4 года назад +24

      Conner Wilcons
      *Quadrilogy

    • @crazyblood8483
      @crazyblood8483 4 года назад +72

      Aladdin Sane no, there is no fourth one. That is a spin-off 😂😂😂

    • @sphericacid
      @sphericacid 4 года назад +21

      OOooOooh I'm a scary space thing ooOoooOooh
      There's Russians scary ooOooooOooh

    • @crazyblood8483
      @crazyblood8483 4 года назад +1

      Keeganator I’m going to have to disagree with you there

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 4 года назад +20

      @@aladinsane9785 we don't talk about that last one.

  • @thadmeboy1129
    @thadmeboy1129 7 месяцев назад +1

    The virgin "I am not an evil person just a victim of my circumstances"
    Vs the chad "I am evil"

  • @jaymilo8425
    @jaymilo8425 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is like when Nick Wright on Sports television talks about NBA greats that he's never seen and yet he's watched video of them so that makes his opinion somehow valid😂

  • @gallifrey42501
    @gallifrey42501 5 лет назад +301

    I think Carrie Fisher was High when she did that scene with Luke on Endor in the Ewok Village

    • @retpet1049
      @retpet1049 5 лет назад +32

      Galifreyfallsnomore 2004 i think so too. sadly i heard that se had a drug problem at the time.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 лет назад +24

      501 212 I think it was a directing issue, because that bland/wooden acting is all over the prequels, and Luke suffers from that in ROTJ too (I’m sorry, but Luke was SO boring in this film. Wise =/= bland, Obi-Wan was wise but still had personality

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 4 года назад +14

      She was high for every scene in this movie, and half of Empire.

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 4 года назад +8

      Every performance in this movie feels weird, like they were acting for TV.

    • @varicosevisage4794
      @varicosevisage4794 4 года назад +10

      Let's be honest, who wouldn't be high when working on Star Wars?

  • @brandonkrol
    @brandonkrol 4 года назад +428

    Vader: A small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.
    Palpatine: Yes, I know.
    Marcus: ?????
    How was that not a dead giveaway that the Empire was setting a trap for the Alliance?! In fact, that’s the entire explanation for why they stopped striking after Empire. They were setting a trap to draw out the rebels after they got away, so they could finally beat them. Too bad Palpatine underestimated his enemy’s strength.

    • @fildariusv7045
      @fildariusv7045 4 года назад +38

      He understimated the plot armor, made up from a primitive race of tesdy bears and really lucky rebels, TOO LUCKY.

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 4 года назад +4

      @@fildariusv7045 it was inevitable that Ewoks got into battle , it was either against everyone or the stormtroopers. I think our heroes befriending them was a good point and plot armour arguments is shit , it isn't something impossible or something.

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 4 года назад +8

      @@turkepic3637 ok but in reality the rebels including the ewoks should have got spanked in that battle they only won cuz they were the new toy marketing item

    • @blitzgnu
      @blitzgnu 4 года назад

      They have been setting a trap for like 2 years!

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 4 года назад +4

      @@turkepic3637 I'm sorry but there's not way a primitive teddy bear species of Ewoks should have been able to go toe to toe with even just a platoon of an advanced military (such as Storntroopers) without literally odds of 20 to 1, and with catastrophic casualties. I think if way more than just 1 teddy bear had died it might have been slightly more believable, and if we spent less time following them

  • @georgeandfriendsadventures5073
    @georgeandfriendsadventures5073 2 года назад +2

    Some people might think this movie sucks, but we can all agree it’s not as bad as the Star Wars Holiday Special

  • @mckeallyons3657
    @mckeallyons3657 2 года назад +3

    I feel like Star Wars fans just hate watch Star Wars now

  • @eugeneruby433
    @eugeneruby433 5 лет назад +483

    14:16 You just proved you weren't lying about being a real fan of Star Wars. Using the Emperor's first name, which is never said in any of the movies, to my knowledge. Kudos

    • @supercamdog1234
      @supercamdog1234 5 лет назад +33

      Frost Quake I think it’s mentioned in The Phantom Menace once or twice

    • @maan7715
      @maan7715 5 лет назад +62

      @@supercamdog1234 Are you serious? It was just revealed like 2 years ago in a book. He had no last name before.
      It was definitely not mentioned in any movies.

    • @MyPotatoAim
      @MyPotatoAim 5 лет назад +63

      I’ve seen Sheev a billion different places, and I’m the farthest from being a big fan of the franchise now. Even when I was, still.

    • @and8091
      @and8091 5 лет назад +1

      King Adas is my favorite Star Wars character :).

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +5

      @@maan7715 Sauce on the 2 years claim - I'm willing to bet it was more than 2 years ago.

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 4 года назад +100

    Marcus' "THIS ISN"T STAR WARS!" rant at the end had me absolutely tearing up XD

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 4 года назад +8

      I think I have heard that sentence like thousand times from everyone about every movie which isn't ANH or ESB

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +1

      His name is Marcus?
      I always thought of him as: 'The Cosmanaut Quickie.'

    • @skywalkerorder2170
      @skywalkerorder2170 3 года назад

      It had me laughing at hilariously triggered he sounds, lol!

  • @tubebobwil
    @tubebobwil 2 года назад +6

    The song/dance number "analysis" at the end me had me so dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherstock5280
    @christopherstock5280 Год назад +2

    Saw it in theaters when I was 9 y/o and it was beyond mind blowing. It’s impossible to try to watch it thru that lens now. A 49 y/o me wants to hold on to that experience and not see the flaws.