@@arturdelima1230 Mia's room from Princess Diaries is also bomb. Spiral staircase to a sunroof, and a fire pole in the floor. 90s/2000s teen Disney movie rooms, man. 🖤✨
Y’all think the whole Salem is obsessed with Halloween thing is ridiculous but as someone who lives within driving distance of it I can confirm THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT
She looked pretty good in Seabiscuit too, especially considering all that that training she had to do in order to run around a race track with a man on her back.
Meanwhile his friendzoned girl is touching on him and dropping hints every chance she gets. Markus is oblivious and sad. Id snag her up in 2 seconds guilt free. Keep tellin yoself shes just friends and you wouldnt ruin the friendship lolol
With lines like that, how could you not? Lmao this movie didn’t even make me have a thing for blondes but I’ve never agreed with Marcus more on anything
As a Massachusetts native I’m gonna highly recommend at least 1 Halloween in Salem because that shits taken seriously here. Right down to the virgin shaming
I think I never laughed harder at a Picture Show. The image of a 7 year old girl, with a grenade, saying "go to hell" to some witches will NEVER leave my mind and I'm so greatful for that
@@lowlowseesee this comment both baffles and confuses me to this day, thank you for the non sensical comment stranger, you’ve made my October experience even better
"Scary Godmother is hot" Fun Fa-- ok, not a "fact", but... fun _speculation:_ scary godmother is HELLA a self-insert character by the author Just look up pics of the author, Jill Thompson! It'll give you one of those "ohhhhh i see what this is" moments.
Gotta love when you finally break down and watch one of those older movies you've never seen but everyone else says is great and it turns out to ACTUALLY be as good as people told you.
I mean even I was looking at SJP in this when I was young. I think she was more iconic here than Sex in the City. I also wanted a Thackery cat and I really wanted to help that zombie minion. And that dance party with the parents... This movie! 💕
I love this series so damn much. Just a couple friends watching a movie, and either laughing at the bullshit or talking about how great it is. It feels like how me and my friends watch movies.
Bruh we were poor and I had stairs and a loft in my bedroom, the 90's were awesome! That blonde witch also changed me at like 8 years old. Edit: Holy shit that was Sarah Jessica Parker?
7:23 I have to say when I rewatched the original “Jumanji” I was similarly impressed with what they pulled off for a 90’s movie... definitely a few moments that could be done better today, but high marks for the work they were able to do for the time. PS: I have the original Jumanji board game they released alongside the movie, I feel really cool for that (and also like a sentimental pack rat...) I also still have a functional, 90’s edition of Mall Madness and the ‘Home Alone 2 Lost in New York” talking board game... yep, sentimental pack rat it is... I think they’re stored next to my Barbie dream house & RV camper ...
I never cared for this movie much as a kid, re-watching it as an adult I definitely get it. I like the songs and the witches but its still hard for me to watch it all the way through. I think it helps a lot to watch it with someone who likes it.
Развлечения
“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- hocus pocus
“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- everyone in my life
@@ethankrieger1210 pain.
That's hilarious
@@ethankrieger1210 sadly it doesn’t even go away after you lose the v-card... my friends still say it to me all the time 😅 fuck my life
As a kid when I watched this my mom used to tell me a virgin was somebody whos never been to a party before.
I mean.. she’s not wrong
Hudson Lehew Yeah, a wild party 😏
Hudson Lehew That’s quick thinking on your mom’s part. 😂
Damn my mom may have had her problems but she never lied to me before about stuff like that
She's not wrong depending on how you lose it ( ! - ! )
"it was the 90s... housing market wasn't destroyed yet"
Pretty great comment lmao
Too real 🤣
*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH*
Felt that
Bruh
"You either give us your weed or your jordans"
This is what all white guys secretly wamt marcus
What do you mean secretly
Those are the two keys to final space
this is why all white guys secretly want marcus 😋
My dyslexic ass read this as "give us your weed or your pronouns"
16 minutes of Marcus wishing to be stepped on
Too true
He’s not wrong at all tho
Who wouldn’t?
Ok but I do too
Spanked with a broom
Dancing anime girls are the key to stopping copyright. Nothing in this universe can stop dancing anime girls
What if the anime girls are copyrighted
bring out the dancing anime girls
Puberty can.
@@LucyWest370 if they can copyright the anime girls, than we have bigger problems to worry about than a cosmonaut video
@@soka6732 oh no not google images!
Marcus simping and thirsting for the blonde witch is kinda the best thing ever
Sarah Jessica Parker* not just the blonde witch smh
You give SJP the recognition she deserves!!!
ms. bueller yo
Ironically, this is the only movie where I found she's the hottest but not too much on Sex and The City series
Alternative Title: Marcus thirsting for SJP for 16 minutes
The dancing anime girl makes the quality of Hocus Pocus go up by an entire point
Wow 12/10 new record
15/14 dang
For some reason it works wtf!?
The secret 4th Sanderson sister
Do they though?
"Check out this house!"
Says the dude with stairs in his bedroom
the coolest bedroom ever period
@@arturdelima1230 Mia's room from Princess Diaries is also bomb.
Spiral staircase to a sunroof, and a fire pole in the floor.
90s/2000s teen Disney movie rooms, man. 🖤✨
Marcus calling every pair of Nikes he sees "Jordan's" has me dying 😂
hahahahahaah so fucking cute
@@lowlowseesee😬
Y’all think the whole Salem is obsessed with Halloween thing is ridiculous but as someone who lives within driving distance of it I can confirm THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT
Did you go to an awesome party there this year?
He did it.
Marcus broke the Disney Copyright block.
May Walt have mercy on him
*we will remember that.*
dancing chinatsu will protect him
@Mickey Mouse a fat flower?
Marcus: "They called me a madman."
marcus losing it over blonde sarah jessica parker confirms i wasnt a weirdo when i watched it a while ago
Oh boy, I thought I was a real weirdo for being attracted to an attractive women. Phew, thank god.
"Kpop boys should dress like this"
THEY LITERALLY DO lol
Exactly what I said Haha they been looking like this
Is nobody going to comment on SJP sitting on the bus driver’s lap 😂
I was so mad he didn't adress it. Plus the "speedbump" 😳
There's a part where Winnie says, "We desire children!" and he replies, "It may take me a couple tries."
Bus driver might've had the best jokes
I'm surprised that didn't straight up kill Marcus.
@Kyle Richard LOLOLOL fuck
“I’m sorry but we gotta bring out the dancing anime girls”
Markus has done the impossible, He’s made the amazing more amazing
Yk the movie sucks when the loop of dancing anime girls is 100 x more interesting
I'm surprised this wasn't labeled the "Cosmonaut Horror Show". Still great to see you ripping apart both our childhoods though lol
Or like Cosmo Horror Picture Show
I mean it’s not like a horror movie
@@LucyWest370 Idk man, I’ve never seen a cat die and re-inflate before
@@funnysonicman as an eight year old I was perfectly fine with it.
@@LucyWest370 Joke bro
This is the only movie when I found that Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest.
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@johngreen8921 not from a Jedi!
She looked pretty good in Seabiscuit too, especially considering all that that training she had to do in order to run around a race track with a man on her back.
This is where she peaked in hotness. But that went downhill fast...
@@jackkurtt7913 Darth Sarah Jessica Parker the wise
Half of this vid is just Marcus thirsting over SJP lol can't blame him
Idk they have very good chemistry which makes me enjoy every video so much xD
Meanwhile his friendzoned girl is touching on him and dropping hints every chance she gets. Markus is oblivious and sad. Id snag her up in 2 seconds guilt free. Keep tellin yoself shes just friends and you wouldnt ruin the friendship lolol
@@Exigentable man
@@Exigentable chill bro, you're projecting
@@Exigentable They're literally boyfriend and girlfriend.
This is just Marcus simping for Sarah for 16 minutes
her: we just love blondes
marcus: yeah we do..
me: why did he sound so creepy there lol
He just like me fr
I’m sorry I can’t trust anyone who can’t enjoy this movie.
Same! Anyone who doesn’t will be taken to court and sentenced to execution.
😭Love your content. Keep it up. Let your dreams fly high bro.
MurkTheDreamer you speak FACTS
You can only like this movie if you’re nostalgic by it so you’re missing like every generation of people who aren’t 90s kids.
Why?
I like marcus’ meta narrative that the two bullies have a wholesome relationship together
I need a Marky compilation of "dats da name of da movie"
A combination of that and "da end of da movie is da beginning of da movie!" would be amazing.
Dudeman Lmfao damn straight
QUICK WATCH IT BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN AND HE HAS TO FILL THE FOOTAGE WITH MORE ANIME GIRLS
Wait so what’s downside here
You got something against anime girls
Wait but wouldn't that make the video better?
Anime girls already increased the video’s quality by one point to a 12/10, I see no issue with making it 13
In that case, I’ll wait
You are all men of culture
Markus: “This movie changed me.”
Sara Jessica Parker: “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”
Me too man, me too.
With lines like that, how could you not? Lmao this movie didn’t even make me have a thing for blondes but I’ve never agreed with Marcus more on anything
As a Massachusetts native I’m gonna highly recommend at least 1 Halloween in Salem because that shits taken seriously here. Right down to the virgin shaming
That this came three years before Disney’s The Hunchback is kind of astonishing.
This movie really “changed” Markus😂🤭
Edit: Thanks so much for 1K likes
Or did it change his di-
It fixed him.
@@Quintusblake it awakened a feeling he hadn’t felt in a long time
A disturbance in his force
Same
😅😂😂
"It's a good angle. I-I-It's a good shot of her. It's a good scene." oh marcus
9:09 Markus' face after SJP's lines clearly says "I CAME"
1. the virgin joke was absolutely hilarious
2. Marcus simping is the thing I need right now
My king has blessed us with his presence
I can't believe Scary Godmother wasn't a fever dream of mine
honestly those movies are like weird fever dreams
Vero is a gem. They have literally the WORST potty mouth and picture show is all the better for it.
We need more Vero
(See every episode of Twilight Picture Show)
Absolutely
How can I watch Twilight Picture Show on Vero?
He should take over the channel. Jk jk... Unless?
This movie is like lightning in a bottle, it casts an irresistible charm over you, that you can't help but enjoy it.
7:00 *GUYS, GUYS, THATS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!*
“Wow that’s super easy barely an inconvenience.”
@@LucyWest370 Oh really
@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 “listen I’m gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about this.”
@@LucyWest370 Oh okay, let me get off of that thing.
@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 oh, pre war money is TIGHT.
I think I never laughed harder at a Picture Show. The image of a 7 year old girl, with a grenade, saying "go to hell" to some witches will NEVER leave my mind and I'm so greatful for that
Hocus pocus: This looks like a girl that’s gonna ruin your life.
Markus: she can fix me....
"Sorry, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle!"
-Special Agent McGee.
Cosmonaut picture shows are the most entertaining thing on youtube; change my mind
And Diesel Patches!
I don't know I found a minecraft series that's extremely entertaining called minecraft manhunt
Red vs Blue?
@@David-gj9qr true, mc manhunt is 🔥
U right he should do this more often like its not hard to upload this tbh watch the movie plus about a maximum of 5 hours of editing
They should 100% do a Cosmonaut Picture Show for Hubie Halloween. It’s honestly not bad and I imagine that it would make for a great vid
Yeah itd be cool but i kinda feel like he criticise it a bit lol but that was a good movie
I watched it twice it’s great
@@gabriel-iv4tl that’s what makes it fun
@@veno2029 true true
@@toepringles1388 same here
13:24 My brothers and I habitually quote "Good angle... good shot... good scene"
I resonated with Markus when he said "This movie CHANGED me"
Markus "This shot changed me"
You and me both brother XD
Edit: Sidenote, I forgot how cool the little sister was.
God you could not a have prefaced that worse
These are all the scenes of him obsessing over Sara Jessica Parker's character.
1:59
2:17
2:22
7:36
8:14
8:55
9:14
10:43
13:22
14:43
I would love to see someone make a compilation video out of it, with Cosmonaut's permission of course.
JEYZUS, that's a lot!
@@bergonath8851 only like ten
Actually I came back for this lmao
I swear, the thirst is real.
Vero needs to be on the picture show always they're so fun 😭
Ever since Vero said “lil GameStop bootie” in the Twilight videos I can’t stop saying it in my normal conversations 💀
The Dancing Anime Girl fits really well with this video.
Of course anime girls go with everything
ah, the 90's, where virgin shaming a kid was considered funny I guess.
Bruh what you mean it’s still funny lmao
3:24 nice timing with the dancing catgirl.
It still bothers me that whenever someone watches this they never mention that the bullies look like discount Jay and Silent Bob
start a channel if it "bothers" you lol
@@lowlowseesee this comment both baffles and confuses me to this day, thank you for the non sensical comment stranger, you’ve made my October experience even better
Gonna be honest haven’t seen this movie so
This was a good experience glad I watched this
Wow thanks for the likes
10:48 This is the best montage ever🤣
"Scary Godmother is hot"
Fun Fa-- ok, not a "fact", but... fun _speculation:_
scary godmother is HELLA a self-insert character by the author
Just look up pics of the author, Jill Thompson! It'll give you one of those "ohhhhh i see what this is" moments.
I made the SAME exact face when the boy spirit kissed the little girl.
Holy shit my brother was obsessed with this movie, He would play it even when it wasn't halloween!
Good times, man. Good times.
We could be best friends
@@LucyWest370 SAME
8:16 I need new pants. I'll be back
Seeing Marcus H A R D simp is hilarious
Loved 'Yoda Marcus' then the Palpatine reference.
This truly is Disney hours!
“tHaTS tHE NaME oF mOViE”😂😂
I love this movie. Watched it again last year after not seeing it as a kid and I think I'll make it a yearly thing.
We need the Hocus Pocus 2 commentary!!!
This movie has really good cinematography, such memorable scenes.
Gotta love when you finally break down and watch one of those older movies you've never seen but everyone else says is great and it turns out to ACTUALLY be as good as people told you.
2:38 lets be honest we were all like that when we watched this movie
Watching Marcus lose his shit over the blonde witch was the most relatable moment of my life
Genuinely forgot how good this movie was, and your guys' reactions are hilarious.
_Alternative title_
*"Marcus being a simp for 16 minutes in a Disney movie"*
So Dani constantly mocks Max for being a virgin? There are troubling implications written all over that.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was the origin of Incels.
I mean even I was looking at SJP in this when I was young. I think she was more iconic here than Sex in the City.
I also wanted a Thackery cat and I really wanted to help that zombie minion.
And that dance party with the parents...
This movie! 💕
Marcus simping for the witch harley quinn for 16 minutes straight
Bett Midler doesn't get enough love for her performance in this movie. Honestly.
in this vid or in life ?
Marcus's cat being bonked lightly on the head and looking so confused was amazing.
(I don't know the cat's name, and am sad about it.)
Maybe too late, but his name is Nicky! I don’t know if it’s spelled like that or Nikki or something but yeah.
I love this series so damn much. Just a couple friends watching a movie, and either laughing at the bullshit or talking about how great it is. It feels like how me and my friends watch movies.
The two of you always have the BEST commentary! Please keep making these
They’re making a sequel
in new england we do learn about salem and colonial times like it's folklore for real
“Was it the stoners in the graveyard?” got me. Well done 👍
10:51 I've already watched this montage 6 times. I can't stop laughing. Help.
I was literally watching this when you uploaded this.
Bruh we were poor and I had stairs and a loft in my bedroom, the 90's were awesome! That blonde witch also changed me at like 8 years old.
Edit: Holy shit that was Sarah Jessica Parker?
“give me your weed or your jordan’s” is the hypebeast manifesto
7:23 I have to say when I rewatched the original “Jumanji” I was similarly impressed with what they pulled off for a 90’s movie... definitely a few moments that could be done better today, but high marks for the work they were able to do for the time.
PS: I have the original Jumanji board game they released alongside the movie, I feel really cool for that (and also like a sentimental pack rat...) I also still have a functional, 90’s edition of Mall Madness and the ‘Home Alone 2 Lost in New York” talking board game... yep, sentimental pack rat it is... I think they’re stored next to my Barbie dream house & RV camper ...
10:57-11:10 how to get demonetised in less than 15 seconds
Sir, what happened to shrektober
Apparently they won't do it this year because megan can't join them.
@Liam Castillo idk he tweeted about it a while back
@Liam Castillo no its bc with covid things there was no way to get them together safely
@Liam Castillo actually I think they already broke up a while ago. They referenced it in Netflix dating show
Now we need a part 2 👀
This is some of your finest work, Marcus. It was absolutely worth the wait.
Finally, u got 1080p videos man. This is truly special.
My God! You guys ALWAYS leave me gasping for air.
Marcus thirsting for SJP witch alone nearly made this my favorite Pic Show. Nearly. It is my second favorite.
Bro the blonde witch is like top tier waifu that every kid simped over as a kid, up there with elastigirl and the mom from coraline
Virginity rocks
You had a thing for the mom from Coraline?
@@BetaXeeta yeah, the rest i agree with but the mom from Coraline is downright terrifying.
@@reizak8966 I assume they're talking about Coraline's actual mother and not the Beldam.
@@tyf.5111 This is the internet though. The internet has strange taste.
I never cared for this movie much as a kid, re-watching it as an adult I definitely get it. I like the songs and the witches but its still hard for me to watch it all the way through. I think it helps a lot to watch it with someone who likes it.
Cosmonaut: "I am going to have to bring out the dancing anime girls"
Me: nice, it's like watching two genres at the same time!
I like your videos a lot good job and happy Halloween.
It’s absolutely adorable how he’s legit FANGIRLING over SJP and never says anything crazy perverted ONCE. 😂😂
7:55 *”that one movie”*
Don’t summon them
These videos always make my seasonal depression reverse to me being slap happy
the fact that an entire disney movie hinges on a characters virginity is so funny to me. and also referencing weed in a disney movie is so funny.
10:52 is legit my favourite part of this video 😂😂😂