Karl Pilkington's Best Bits and Funniest Moments Part Two

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @ettstorkorv
    @ettstorkorv 9 лет назад +699

    that's not Buddhism, that's OCD

  • @orgrimuremilsson3505
    @orgrimuremilsson3505 8 лет назад +628

    "Your dreams should never be better than your real life... unless you're a sloth"

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 7 лет назад +53

    The dude who kept asking him if he was ok,fuck me was in stitches when Karl kicks off at that

  • @doddzemcbucket
    @doddzemcbucket 7 лет назад +421

    no matter where you live there's a nutter!!!

  • @srevero1
    @srevero1 8 лет назад +88

    Love Karl's dancing!

  • @jessicafogarty264
    @jessicafogarty264 5 лет назад +75

    I have never laughed at someone like Karl before I have tears he is so funny and he isn't trying that is what is so brilliant about Karl

    • @GamerCall
      @GamerCall Год назад +2

      Punctuation is your friend.

  • @thebigjr9995
    @thebigjr9995 6 лет назад +52

    'Your dreams should never be better thatn your real life...whats the point...unless you're a Sloth.' Pure gold.

  • @TehSuperWaffle3000
    @TehSuperWaffle3000 9 лет назад +283

    RONNIE

  • @slickrick2579
    @slickrick2579 8 лет назад +407

    Carl pilkington is the funniest man ever lol

    • @StickManVS
      @StickManVS 8 лет назад +23

      +gunit soldier Karl*

    • @slickrick2579
      @slickrick2579 8 лет назад +7

      KOOOL

    • @ThinkShink
      @ThinkShink 4 года назад +30

      Mr. K. Dilkington.

    • @kennycaton2241
      @kennycaton2241 4 года назад

      GIMME THESAUCE MORTEH,THE SESHONE SAUCE

    • @stocksyere
      @stocksyere 4 года назад +2

      @@slickrick2579 KARUL no it's Kaaarll "KARULL'

  • @Celon.
    @Celon. 8 лет назад +109

    0:56 Karl panicking is pure bliss.HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH

    • @wilsonthewarrior
      @wilsonthewarrior 8 лет назад +2

      hahahahaa thats the best bit

    • @ItsBeardy
      @ItsBeardy 4 года назад +1

      i was crying at this

    • @timw2007
      @timw2007 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dantaylor897
      @dantaylor897 3 года назад

      Nothing better is there? Lol

  • @KarenLouiseDavies78
    @KarenLouiseDavies78 4 года назад +54

    “I look gormless in me shadow. I look like an acorn”

  • @GoGetYourShinebox
    @GoGetYourShinebox 2 года назад +33

    0:51 actually had me in tears 😂

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 7 лет назад +34

    Just that pause before he goes "...Alright then, fair enough"

  • @XenosFiles
    @XenosFiles 4 года назад +66

    Haha he gets so angry when he's scared. He is quite cowardly, and at the same time quite brave.

    • @guy5140
      @guy5140 4 года назад +25

      Nope he’s just brave. That’s what bravery is. To do something despite being scared.

    • @sharonready5102
      @sharonready5102 4 года назад +2

      I never thought he’d wing walk !

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 года назад +1

      @@guy5140 exactly the bravest thing a man can do is over come his fears.

  • @Jessebella1
    @Jessebella1 5 лет назад +13

    He has to be the only person alive to have said things that no one in the world has ever said before, not once but hundreds of times lol

  • @AtimTimLives
    @AtimTimLives 3 года назад +16

    "Slow Down You Tw*t!!!" @ the poor Huskies 😂

  • @jackasswarvetrian
    @jackasswarvetrian 2 года назад +5

    “It’s like bein’ in a caaarwosh” I’m just trying to get some sleep here but Karl’s trying to kill me 😂💀

  • @EjRowe4457
    @EjRowe4457 3 года назад +9

    Love Karl pilkington and this is a great compilation, but the size of the balls of the guy who watermarks content they don't own lmao. Love it

  • @boobye6305
    @boobye6305 7 лет назад +116

    ''I will kick a panda in the bollocks if i have too!'' - David Attenborough!

  • @TheUArabej
    @TheUArabej 7 лет назад +35

    4:32 i lost it. His face.

  • @fazbearking87
    @fazbearking87 5 лет назад +7

    I love Karl’s yelling

  • @DSevenn
    @DSevenn 7 лет назад +23

    3:52 - 4:06 😂😂😂😂 when he realised that he's wrong.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 2 месяца назад

    Karl saying "easy boys, easy boys!" to the huskies going mach 5 is honestly one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • @neilluhar7432
    @neilluhar7432 3 года назад +4

    This is peak British humor

  • @binladen2994
    @binladen2994 4 года назад +26

    whos watching this in 2020, for real

  • @dantaylor897
    @dantaylor897 3 года назад +2

    Karl "I'll kick a panda in the bollocks if i have to" Dilkington.lol Legend!

  • @RyanBromhead503
    @RyanBromhead503 2 года назад +3

    That's OCD. It's not Buddism. It's OCD.
    Had me laughing

  • @petetong9725
    @petetong9725 4 года назад +6

    Cant help but love this man....
    Get him in the Houses of Parliament

  • @wolf.gang8254
    @wolf.gang8254 3 года назад +6

    Karl needs to get on I'm a celebrity get me out of here, the trials would be a thing of beauty 😂😂

  • @donktheclown
    @donktheclown 4 года назад +4

    At 3:28 Karl is profound. Never expected that.

  • @FatLikeKessel
    @FatLikeKessel 4 года назад +1

    “Thought you were doin alright there”.... “FOOOOOK”. 😂

  • @BearHunt2010
    @BearHunt2010 6 лет назад +13

    I look like an acorn 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад +2

    "regardless of where you live...theres a nutter" I fucking died hahahaha

  • @zoew1602
    @zoew1602 6 лет назад +11

    Why's chicken orange in China Town?! Omg Karl I freakin love you! 😂😁

    • @jantekjantek
      @jantekjantek 4 года назад

      abundance of curry, and yea i am fun...

  • @tomtheslipknotfan
    @tomtheslipknotfan 7 лет назад +2

    When he's hitting the tree , "fuck offfff" Hahahahaha

  • @Jay_Bee_Beats
    @Jay_Bee_Beats 2 года назад +3

    0:53 this bit will always be funny 😂

  • @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266
    @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266 3 года назад +1

    4:20 comes to a halt on a dog sled. The producer to Karl, “I thought you was doing alright there”. Karl, “Fucking fuck stoppppp” 😂😂😂😂

  • @beepbopmeepmeep
    @beepbopmeepmeep 8 лет назад +11

    EASY, BOYS

  • @daviddp64
    @daviddp64 5 лет назад +13

    2019 - 1:22 sounds exactly like Joaquin phoenixs’ joker

  • @connorakac73q76
    @connorakac73q76 7 лет назад +4

    Slow down boys. Easy boys 😂😂😂 fucking stop 😂😂

  • @reginafromrio
    @reginafromrio Год назад +1

    Karl is a fantastic dancer!

  • @KorbladeGaming
    @KorbladeGaming 4 месяца назад

    “Ronnie!!!! Ronnie!!!! STOP!!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ok8dd5el9i
    @user-ok8dd5el9i 4 года назад +1

    1:19 is that Karl pilkington wearing a Canada goose coat? Never thought I’d see the day

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 года назад +1

      It was more a necessity than a fashion statement.

  • @nomorelies86
    @nomorelies86 3 года назад +2

    Ricky even posseses other people to torture Karl at 1:22.

  • @liamatkinson4824
    @liamatkinson4824 Год назад

    That guy out in the snow is mental😂

  • @CarlosFlores-nl4gg
    @CarlosFlores-nl4gg Год назад

    3:23 its 2023 and it still gets me

  • @dinobebo
    @dinobebo Год назад +1

    "No matter where you live... there's a nutter"

  • @sugarspunbrother9121
    @sugarspunbrother9121 4 года назад +2

    What a dancer!

  • @Lobocyfer
    @Lobocyfer 11 месяцев назад

    1:19 my favorite bit, that laugh hahaha

  • @KhairunNisa-jk2gg
    @KhairunNisa-jk2gg 2 года назад +1

    “That’s OCD not buddhism that’s OCD” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tapepusher
    @Tapepusher 3 года назад +1

    3:23 over and over 😂

  • @RobertBoyle11
    @RobertBoyle11 3 года назад +1

    4:31 , it kills me off every single time

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer3864 3 года назад

    Whale noises. ...They’ll be whacking me again with dock leaves”🤣lmfao Karl you make so many folk feel better

  • @davidmerrick1085
    @davidmerrick1085 4 года назад

    "Easy boys, fucking stop!!" 😂

  • @berko9647
    @berko9647 2 года назад +1

    "I'm playing the goat."

  • @henryworthington8046
    @henryworthington8046 3 года назад

    1:48 "Helping old people" On Derek you mean 😂

  • @tayyeb2590
    @tayyeb2590 3 года назад

    ‘I don’t dance at weddings so I’m not gonna start doing it on a Dual carriageway am I’ 😂

  • @benkesser
    @benkesser Месяц назад

    Challenge : Press play to any Karl "bits" and then try to drink or eat something without pausing the video...

  • @generaldecker9971
    @generaldecker9971 2 года назад

    the alaska guy was quite the character...awesome... you sure? lol

  • @drew-shourd
    @drew-shourd 2 года назад

    Have you ever seen a person ride a horse that doesn't understand to flow with the horse? Karl is like that with LIFE!...hahahaha

  • @cheriseclark1063
    @cheriseclark1063 7 лет назад +2

    OMFG best quote: "i will kick a panda in the bollocks if i have to" I'm dying

  • @ibez07
    @ibez07 6 лет назад +1

    I DONT DANCE AT WEDDINGS, IM NOT GONNA DO IT ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @jameswoolford2698
    @jameswoolford2698 3 года назад

    Sneak off again 'like that' 😂

  • @OfficialTrippyTarzanMusic
    @OfficialTrippyTarzanMusic Год назад

    At the end of the day if it comes at me I'll go for it 🤣

  • @becausegang7266
    @becausegang7266 4 года назад

    Karl is a good dancer

  • @playamusa
    @playamusa 3 года назад

    "I look gormless in a shadow" - Karl Pilkington

  • @BigBass-xf5yi
    @BigBass-xf5yi 2 года назад

    Man is a legend.

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle 7 лет назад

    Thankya, Ron!

  • @itzowenzxzx3945
    @itzowenzxzx3945 3 месяца назад

    Yeah Karl cuz you lumping the panda is what everyone’s worries about 😂😂

  • @R.W.S.
    @R.W.S. 4 года назад +2

    I've never 'ad that, I've never seen me shadow and thought: "What a div I look." xD

  • @IXIskarfaceIXI
    @IXIskarfaceIXI 4 года назад

    My new favorite lad

  • @dragoonguard7278
    @dragoonguard7278 4 года назад

    4:50 2020 spot on

  • @spongebob4170
    @spongebob4170 2 года назад

    wtf is a Sloaf? does he mean a Sloth? LOL

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 2 года назад

    Wow. Karl is actually a good dancer.

  • @abrargalibfahad2387
    @abrargalibfahad2387 Год назад

    "That's not Buddhism, that's OCD" BEST!

  • @ryanfinch9281
    @ryanfinch9281 6 лет назад +3

    His misery makes me smile!

  • @jmjc1997
    @jmjc1997 7 лет назад +6

    Have they got a toilet
    Yup
    Good let's go then, you've sold it to me

  • @jasegtree1206
    @jasegtree1206 3 года назад

    Rub my legs... they're active😂

  • @zamazwane9113
    @zamazwane9113 3 года назад

    Death 💀 “that’s OCD not budasim “ 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ronburgundyspetfish
    @ronburgundyspetfish 2 года назад

    “I will kick a panda in the bollucks if I have too” thank you for your service karl

  • @princebumblebud6745
    @princebumblebud6745 2 года назад

    Wow u got a chance to be with Mr. Super Raney himself wow u can learn a lot from that man a tru live hero see u don't need to kill anyone 2be a hero

  • @Useful.
    @Useful. 8 лет назад +6

    No part 3? :(

    • @TheAssembler
      @TheAssembler  8 лет назад +8

      +Marcus Aurelius Hopefully soon...

    •  8 лет назад +1

      and then some ;)

  • @kellictrash4992
    @kellictrash4992 Год назад

    My dad is exactly like this

  • @BearHunt2010
    @BearHunt2010 6 лет назад

    I’m like Superman 😂😂😂😂

  • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
    @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 5 лет назад +2

    “Roney? RONEY?! RONEH!!! RONEEH!!! RONEEEH!!!!! ....that’s alright Roneh. ‘You wanna go again?’ Nah you’re alright Roney”

  • @josephine9975
    @josephine9975 7 лет назад +2

    Is KP trying to speak like Clive 'Warren' in 0:32 to 0:34?

  • @bartoszwuwer3828
    @bartoszwuwer3828 3 года назад

    Carl have some fucking moves! 4:29

  • @Chyrre
    @Chyrre 4 года назад

    Karl would have made a great punk-rock singer

  • @ianappleton8311
    @ianappleton8311 4 года назад +1

    That's OCD 🤣

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +1

    No matter where you live there's a nutter

  • @howey935
    @howey935 4 года назад

    Carl makes the funniest simile's.

  • @ItinerantIntrovert
    @ItinerantIntrovert 4 года назад

    I think that massage was what the Knights of Nee had in mind when they wanted a shrubbery

  • @SomeoneSmarter
    @SomeoneSmarter 4 года назад

    4:49 Karl predicts Covid-19 Coronavirus

  • @jakw97
    @jakw97 2 года назад

    Ronny!!!!

  • @deanwilson2002
    @deanwilson2002 Год назад

    Karl is ace he’s like an intelligent spastic

  • @jayfunk5988
    @jayfunk5988 2 года назад +1

    The funniest thing was it's 6 yrs ago

  • @feliciachan1994
    @feliciachan1994 Год назад

    “That’s not Buddhism, that’s OCD”

  • @elnino4398
    @elnino4398 2 года назад

    Slowth: Sloth

  • @lengskeng1072
    @lengskeng1072 3 года назад +1

    He’s quite a good dancer

  • @David-uj2ms
    @David-uj2ms 4 года назад

    Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant tortured this poor bastard!