New Rule: Trump's Wall of Lies | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @alimurreza
    @alimurreza 6 лет назад +301

    ... You don't need the wall, ... It's already in your heart ... Lol

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +18

      That line was so spot on!

    • @annfinger172
      @annfinger172 6 лет назад +4

      alimurreza so very true!!! Sick isn’t it?

    • @alimurreza
      @alimurreza 6 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah! Bill got tired of being sarcastic I assume :(

    • @seanmcginnis8276
      @seanmcginnis8276 6 лет назад

      alimurreza I like Mexicans and I want a wall. I don't like people finding dead migrants in the desert, I don't people finding drowned migrant children in the Rio Grande. I don't like thousands of Mexicans being murdered every year by cartels who depend on our porous border. I also don't like people who mindlessly root for political parties like football teams, never actually thinking about issues, just taking their marching orders.

    • @vanadkbshiva7029
      @vanadkbshiva7029 6 лет назад

      Will u demolish it on one to one basis?

  • @jensen1901
    @jensen1901 6 лет назад +267

    HOLY SHIT, AT 3:37 EXISTS THE MOST SAVAGE AND TRUE THING EVER SAID ABOUT TRUMP VOTERS! WELL SAID, BILL.

    • @carltaylor4942
      @carltaylor4942 6 лет назад +12

      jensen - Absolutely! As savage as only the truth can be! :)

    • @xavierhaymaker5833
      @xavierhaymaker5833 6 лет назад

      Most savage lies

    • @damondbarbee
      @damondbarbee 6 лет назад +3

      With gerrymandering and the electoral college their voices are loud and they have to be pandered to.

    • @Mr2o6exy
      @Mr2o6exy 6 лет назад +1

      And with that mindset is why Hillary lost and you'll never fully understand😅

    • @forman208
      @forman208 6 лет назад +6

      Lmfao, take a look at some of the Trump supporters and tell me they use critical thinking

  • @stormwatcher59
    @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +153

    Bill is knocking it out of the park this week...well done sir!!!

  • @MyHeart1955
    @MyHeart1955 5 лет назад +43

    Yes, the wall has always been in your heart - so yeah you don't need it. And nobody can take that away from you.

  • @albertogonzales2854
    @albertogonzales2854 5 лет назад +30

    God bless America! Bill you da man! Enjoy your points and will begin following you KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

  • @cherienaera5947
    @cherienaera5947 6 лет назад +288

    omg..blob the builder..unfortunately I had a mouthful of coffee when you said this....!!

    • @Bugs3232
      @Bugs3232 6 лет назад +3

      Cherie Naera could barely hold it in lol to huh it wasn’t comment I spit laughing at but I had food

    • @cherienaera5947
      @cherienaera5947 6 лет назад +3

      Airborne Gibbon I KNOW. It's terrible how donald trump said of rosie O'Donnell that she had a fat ugly face..said Kim kardashion had a fat ass..and j. lo..and other ass too fat.

    • @cathayocean1206
      @cathayocean1206 5 лет назад

      Well Cherie Naera, I hope you did not drink McDonald's coffee, or when you spit it out, you could have sued them for millions.

    • @debmccallum5817
      @debmccallum5817 3 года назад

      @@cherienaera5947 I truly wonder if he has a mirror. Blob the builder. Lol

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 6 лет назад +75

    Bill outdid himself on this show. Excellent Bill!

  • @neoc1121
    @neoc1121 6 лет назад +282

    "You don't need the wall, Trumpsters. Because everything that wall represents: The bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia - is already in your heart"

    • @mamafreaky
      @mamafreaky 6 лет назад +6

      neoc best quote ever

    • @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
      @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 6 лет назад +7

      It’s the truth.

    • @dr.chaimaabaaloudj2608
      @dr.chaimaabaaloudj2608 5 лет назад +12

      let me tell you that was one of his best line ever

    • @dr.chaimaabaaloudj2608
      @dr.chaimaabaaloudj2608 5 лет назад +2

      yeah the wall is there

    • @jo-vf7rc
      @jo-vf7rc 3 года назад +1

      Do worry we will have a wall look up all the major countries that don't have a wall or a natural blockade remember as countries are we are still very young

  • @bigd6447
    @bigd6447 5 лет назад +30

    Lol "the wall is inside of you all you needed was the jackass whisperer" had me crying

  • @diazdaniel2476
    @diazdaniel2476 5 лет назад +45

    Bill: the only way I will stop watching you is if I die. Bill no one hammers it better than you. New rules awesome you are the best.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 6 лет назад +205

    Blob the Builder... I'm using that

  • @fathersamuel8474
    @fathersamuel8474 6 лет назад +72

    Bravo Bill!! Well said sir!

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 6 лет назад

      Hillary still lost, didn't she? Bravo, America!

  • @Homemademamas
    @Homemademamas 6 лет назад +149

    Well done! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jackalope07
      @jackalope07 6 лет назад

      Airborne Gibbon tHe lEfT wAnTs oPeN bOrDeRs

  • @zacharyinc
    @zacharyinc 5 лет назад +81

    “Blob the builder” I laughed so hard....I think I am a democrat now.

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 3 года назад +2

      Be neither my friend. It’s all a shit show best enjoyed from the middle.

  • @Rickky1971
    @Rickky1971 5 лет назад +13

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 That was an EPIC ending!! My hat off to you Mr. Bill Maher sir. 👍👍👍

  • @K1RTB
    @K1RTB 6 лет назад +259

    I’m not a racist but that was funny and deep!

    • @Keihryon
      @Keihryon 6 лет назад

      Anything that comes before the 'But', is a lie.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад

      I´m not racist but people with orange skin are 99% made of shit

  • @arlrmr7607
    @arlrmr7607 6 лет назад +63

    "... because he's the jackass whisperer"
    You cleanse me Bill. Thank you. 😎

  • @ToniHendersonMayers
    @ToniHendersonMayers 6 лет назад +77

    This segment was brilliant!

    • @grannycart911
      @grannycart911 6 лет назад

      Leave America then bitch ?

    • @MzShaybutta
      @MzShaybutta 5 лет назад +3

      @@grannycart911 Why did your stupid ass put a question mark behind that comment?? Parents please keep your dumb racist offspring off of adult channels.. Jesus

    • @blakestillinthegame4248
      @blakestillinthegame4248 5 лет назад

      Yes Ma'am!

    • @blakestillinthegame4248
      @blakestillinthegame4248 5 лет назад +2

      @@grannycart911 STFU and stop getting triggered like a little Bitch! Let Melania get angry sometimes over her husband.
      Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

  • @noprivacyspiesthreateningm5353
    @noprivacyspiesthreateningm5353 5 лет назад +28

    Love your Facts Bill

  • @mr.d.4175
    @mr.d.4175 5 лет назад +129

    It sounds like Melania. She came on a plane and never left....

    • @cathayocean1206
      @cathayocean1206 5 лет назад

      @Mark Dolan, you idiot . . . that's not even funny. Melania Trump always maintained here immigration status. Don't spread fake news. I don't like Donald Trump any more than you do, but give it a break and stop being stupid with your "fake news" . . .

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 5 лет назад +9

      Correction. Melania worked here under multiple visitor visas, a criminal offense. She lied about it which subjects her to immediate deportation. Also, she received her illegal citizenship one month before she gave birth to her anchor baby. FACTS. NOW CHECK IT OUT. SAVE THE APOLOGY. I did not vote for either candidate but believe in truth. I am still waiting for her to explain her immigration history. Donald promised it over 30 months ago. Still waiting......Oh, and you are the idiot spreading fake news "loser."

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 5 лет назад +3

      @@cathayocean1206
      And it is hilarious especially when hump loses or goes to jail (even money) she will be deported. Not to worry, her parents (CHAIN MIGRATION) can stay along with her bastards, anchor child. 😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😁😉😆😅😄😃🤣😂😁

    • @sarahcole9526
      @sarahcole9526 5 лет назад

      not long as trump is in the usa

    • @angelina22ist
      @angelina22ist 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Dolan So true and she stayed 7 years without status.

  • @biggwillnyc4047
    @biggwillnyc4047 6 лет назад +61

    Lol, Bill Maher is 110 % right. !!!!! The wall is already in the you if you need it's construction. Excellent point.

  • @dietlamp
    @dietlamp 6 лет назад +190

    Loved how the camera cut to Scaramucci after the racist heart comment.

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 6 лет назад +3

      It looked like he wanted to say, "How you doin,"

    • @DAlexKablack
      @DAlexKablack 6 лет назад +2

      me too

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 6 лет назад +11

      dietlamp That knowing nod and the smirk - said it all. Much as I hate that guy, I did enjoy seeing that part.

    • @frostybuckets2098
      @frostybuckets2098 6 лет назад

      dietlamp Check out @TheJimmyDoreShow if you are sick of bigot bill Maher

    • @grannycart911
      @grannycart911 6 лет назад

      Leave America then? Bitch

  • @humbugswangkerton9972
    @humbugswangkerton9972 6 лет назад +106

    THE BEST BILL MAHER SEGMENT EVER!!!!

    • @whitedeion598
      @whitedeion598 6 лет назад

      humbug swangkerton don't know about that. This was pure self righteous virtue signaling cringe. Perfect for the empty crowd that Maher targets

    • @Mr2o6exy
      @Mr2o6exy 6 лет назад

      More divisive talk not good for overall everything kinda sad that ppl follow this shit lol

    • @branko2307
      @branko2307 6 лет назад

      dude you are literaly talking to a paid bot lol

    • @humbugswangkerton9972
      @humbugswangkerton9972 6 лет назад

      Lol thats Bill's MO. I meant as in for comedy.
      If you want to cringe watch seth myers...pure propaganda

    •  6 лет назад

      Tucan Sam divisive or pointing out the real shit. Your one those ppl who say talking about how a black person feels about the racism and slavery and civil rights and police brutality is making more racism. Nah it doesn't work like that.

  • @roberthennessey6153
    @roberthennessey6153 5 лет назад +42

    All and all he's just another brick in the wall.

    • @Pravdacz-tp8zu
      @Pravdacz-tp8zu 5 лет назад

      We need to add another brick in the wall.

    • @sylviadavis7725
      @sylviadavis7725 5 лет назад

      i have been sharing my i.c.e song but your answer made me laugh and i have to share this one with you instead! lol ruclips.net/video/1CnL9ZFZI3s/видео.html

  • @nancyprendergast8251
    @nancyprendergast8251 6 лет назад +48

    Outstanding writing and truthfully painful. Thank you, Bill Maher.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 6 лет назад +45

    That was beautiful, brought a tear to my eye !

  • @soylentgreen8795
    @soylentgreen8795 6 лет назад +111

    I bet the trumpanzee rage is strong in this one. Well played Bill!

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 лет назад +7

      You mean woman's rights? As in 2 million woman marching against Republicans for being pieces of shit. At least understand what your talking about before getting sexist. And winning? What are you winning? Tell me in what way your life has improved besides getting to watch more children cry on youtube. Taxes right? Yeah, better save all that money cuz you'll be paying it right back with interest within 8 years. But you're dumb asses don't know anything about what was in that tax reform. Federal income on offshore businesses were completely cut, so when your company outsources to India don't blame the fucking democrats.

    • @maximturcan1722
      @maximturcan1722 6 лет назад

      Dewayne Thomas and would you retract what you've said if his jobs don't go to India? Of course not. You've been programmed to hate this Trump. Coodos from Russia. Someday you'll realize that what we've given you is a blessing. And just for the record - American presidency effects the whole world, so it's only fair that the said world contributes to the outcome.

    • @maximturcan1722
      @maximturcan1722 6 лет назад

      Dewayne Thomas and when we read how you tell people not to be sexist, all normal people understand that there's no thought to you uttering. You just pull a string and hear a limited number of phrases.

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 лет назад +3

      At least when calling me a puppet you didn't quote fox news. That's pretty impressive. Oh wait, yeah you did. You said fake news without actually saying it. Still more impressive then most guys who have Trump's dick in their mouths. So you think you can say sexist shit and not have people notice or something? Go to Reddit then, they do daily glory holes there for people like you. And don't act like the World doesn't give America borderline free shit while their factories have suicide nets around all the top story windows. Dumb little shit.

    • @maximturcan1722
      @maximturcan1722 6 лет назад

      Dewayne Thomas well, I'm glad you watch fox. I don't get fox where I am. Mere snippets on RUclips - hardly a foundation for opinion.

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 5 лет назад +25

    Well said, Bill....it's in their hearts and always have been.

  • @arlrmr7607
    @arlrmr7607 5 лет назад +18

    Pine needles and oregano. 😂
    You cleanse me and my health returns when I listen to you Bill. Thanks! 😂😎😂

  • @speedydog45
    @speedydog45 6 лет назад +131

    Trump should just say the wall is built, his supporters would believe him.

    • @LnLwLDD
      @LnLwLDD 5 лет назад +3

      He took your advice , now the wall is almost done!

    • @wtrbb7463
      @wtrbb7463 4 года назад +4

      😆

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 4 года назад +1

      GREAT IDEA. A bit of CGI and everyone of them will fall for it. After all they believe he gave them a big tax cut and if they believed THAT they'll buy anyyhing he has to sell.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 4 года назад +1

      @@LnLwLDD
      Except for 2100 miles of it, and I think I'm being generous in the amount he's
      actually completed. If and when en he does finish it will he go back and fix all the parts that have either blown down or been compromised with inexpensive saws available at any hardware store?

  • @JohnBindon
    @JohnBindon 6 лет назад +26

    This is one of Bill's best EVER !!!

  • @pualkkl6657
    @pualkkl6657 6 лет назад +83

    Blob the builder; most ridiculous photo of him ^^

    • @jamessmith-pf5zf
      @jamessmith-pf5zf 6 лет назад +1

      *flying monkey*
      You tell him, princess. Everybody knows that trumptards are snowflakes and get their panties in a knot every time someone disagrees with trumpenstein about anything.

  • @blakestillinthegame4248
    @blakestillinthegame4248 5 лет назад +21

    LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂 This was priceless! I'm over here dying laughing!

  • @marqueshawalker2111
    @marqueshawalker2111 5 лет назад +29

    OG called him Blob the Builder.

  • @younewser
    @younewser 6 лет назад +626

    “Blob the Builder” and “Fat Nixon” 😂

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад +9

      Art Vandalay He's on a roll tonight 😂

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 лет назад +3

      Stupid watergate is better.

    • @gordon4385
      @gordon4385 6 лет назад +5

      Art Vandalay Nixon was was bad, but 1000 times better than Chump.

    • @BeinformedBefree
      @BeinformedBefree 6 лет назад +4

      Mexigone is funny.

    • @kristophsams5036
      @kristophsams5036 6 лет назад +3

      a fatist? Is that another made up word by conservative and far left snowflakes?

  • @ChidubemEgwim
    @ChidubemEgwim 6 лет назад +413

    Conservatives never admit they're wrong. They would rather keep saying the same stupid things.

    • @GmoneyMozart
      @GmoneyMozart 6 лет назад +4

      Hillary how are conservatives wrong?

    • @Mbq-sh6bj
      @Mbq-sh6bj 6 лет назад +33

      Gmoney Mozart: Conservatives are wrong by just about everything they say & do. You're welcome. :)

    • @GmoneyMozart
      @GmoneyMozart 6 лет назад +5

      1128ca Mbq wow that was you answer? Man that was pathetic. I guess I shouldn’t expect much from the Maher crowd. You have to be politically inept to not see the bs pouring out of this mans panel every week.

    • @Woeisme2
      @Woeisme2 6 лет назад +25

      Michael Anderson Cuckservatives need crying rooms when NFL players protest against racial inequality. How dare those coloreds want to be treated equal to whites!

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 6 лет назад +24

      Gmoney Mozart The Politically inept would be the Trump base, and by extension the Republican party for believing Trump would ever build the wall, renegotiate NAFTA, kick out all the illegals in the country, ban all Muslims, bring back coal mining and factory jobs, and most importantly "make America great again". In this day and age conservative has become another word for stupidity because rather than policies, it's just about hating brown, black, gay, or not an Evangelical white Christian, and trying to live like its the early 1800s.

  • @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
    @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 6 лет назад +68

    Beliefs are very powerful. They all believed

    • @bulldogsbob
      @bulldogsbob 6 лет назад

      Trump has 3-7 years so it will get some.

    • @frostybuckets2098
      @frostybuckets2098 6 лет назад

      Venice Beach Sports Network Check out @TheJimmyDoreShow if you are sick of bigot bill Maher

  • @cherylkallman5506
    @cherylkallman5506 5 лет назад +14

    A wall tall enough that the jets can't fly over. Bigly, hugely, best damn wall u will ever see like me.

  • @margaritaalejandraruizestu3521
    @margaritaalejandraruizestu3521 5 лет назад +13

    Thank you so much Bill I love this one . You're the best . Me encanto eres el mejor .

  • @rc3018
    @rc3018 6 лет назад +169

    This is so brilliant!!

  • @VinUM2004
    @VinUM2004 6 лет назад +26

    I normally do not agree 100% with Maher but this time he is exactly spot on!

  • @darenguillory6462
    @darenguillory6462 6 лет назад +119

    When your lawn didn't get cut, your house didn't get cleaned, your kids didn't get picked up from school and your favorite authentic Mexican food truck just left town, Ask your elected representative if Mexigone was right for you! Thanks for carrying the torch Bill! Keep it lit!

    • @rayray5472
      @rayray5472 5 лет назад +2

      The majority of that isn't done by them.... I've seen most Americans doing those same things you mentioned not Mexicans 😂🤣...Well except for the the food part most places have Mexicans cooking the food...

    • @sixstanger00
      @sixstanger00 5 лет назад +3

      @@rayray5472
      *_The majority of that isn't done by them.... I've seen most Americans doing those same things you mentioned not Mexicans_*
      Probably because in America, Mexicans aren't a majority....

    • @the_anythingchannel3099
      @the_anythingchannel3099 5 лет назад

      lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @mla4186
      @mla4186 5 лет назад +1

      Daren Guillory - Well said Daren

    • @marcduval8937
      @marcduval8937 5 лет назад +1

      Daren Guillory

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium 2 года назад +1

    I remember watching this fresh and now almost 2022 and I keep saying it...it is timeless and Brilliant!!!!

  • @DAA314
    @DAA314 5 лет назад +24

    "Everything that wall represents: the bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia, is already in your heart. Yes, the wall has been inside you the whole time" lmao that one was genius

  • @youngkim5909
    @youngkim5909 6 лет назад +42

    "The bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia is already in your heart." Cuts to Scaramucci. BURNNNNN

    • @Mirandur
      @Mirandur 6 лет назад +3

      Scaramucci was actually NODDING to that line...

  • @guapoviejo9135
    @guapoviejo9135 6 лет назад +56

    Bill, you just keep getting better and better.
    I'm not sure what to call it, be it a monologue, a speech, a conversation or a fireside chat without the fire, but that was 100% funny.
    And I am a retired teacher well known for sparse praise.

  • @kristaselene
    @kristaselene 6 лет назад +1745

    Blob the Builder! Best line of the season.

    • @shadow19831
      @shadow19831 6 лет назад +8

      Krista Roman i love you and i want to build a wall around you to keep you mine forever

    • @Epoch11
      @Epoch11 6 лет назад +7

      Hey Krista, you're hot...........and ah, yeah.........Blob the Builder.......like so hilarious! So, are we getting married or what? ....oh well............at least we'll always have that Blob the Builder moment we shared...........

    • @kirraleethompson190
      @kirraleethompson190 6 лет назад +12

      Mexicone is the best one!

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 6 лет назад +13

      I'll vote for Fat Nixon!

    • @kinkong1961
      @kinkong1961 6 лет назад +9

      BLOB the BUILDER hahahahahaha very apt

  • @jetknight5051
    @jetknight5051 5 лет назад +56

    Trump supporters . The wall is in you .. He Nailed it...

  •  5 лет назад +28

    Can anyone find a Chump cabinet member who is not a lier and a convicted felon? No didn’t think so

    • @DanielRodriguez-zu5zz
      @DanielRodriguez-zu5zz 5 лет назад +4

      MAGA 2020 : MAGA IN 2020...RE- ELECT THAT DONKEY FUCKER so he can churn out more inbreds in the polls than his last "victory". First time he won he sold idiots on a slat wall, fence whatever... So if he wins in 2020 what will it be this time? He gets to fuck you all for re-electing him? He is nothing more than janitor in chief & if you believe in him as mankind's (help me Obi Won Kenobi.. your my only hope!) only hope the all it makes you is a BJ!

    • @angus4637
      @angus4637 5 лет назад +4

      @MAGA 2020 So about Clinton's emails? And that zero proof claim is looking pretty shaky now eh... Pompeo, Giuliani, Mulvaney, and most indictable of all, the GIANT DOUCHE himself lol! Trump Giuliani 2021 cell-mates!

    • @samsanity9674
      @samsanity9674 5 лет назад

      @MAGA 2020 That is just false, Fox-hole fake news talk. Trump himself doesn't even need to be proved corrupt because he openly braggs about it. Nobody was fired due to corruption, they were fired or left because it is impossible to work with the childish orange narzist.

  • @699CHIP
    @699CHIP 6 лет назад +120

    The wall is coming from inside the house!

    • @mobaby1979
      @mobaby1979 6 лет назад +1

      Jefferson Benavides i looked for this comment!!!! FOUND! :)

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 6 лет назад

      Jefferson Yes Everything Start the way you raise your kids... Everything that you say or do your Kids would learn after You.......✌️. Obviously Donnie was raised by Monsters...

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 лет назад +1

      So is you Trump. So is you. :D

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero 6 лет назад

      Trump WISHES the wall were coming from the House.

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 6 лет назад

      JB,
      Thanks. I laughed the best at that one.

  • @alexcuellar484
    @alexcuellar484 6 лет назад +54

    Lmao Blob the builder and orange sphincter are easily the best nicknames 😂😂😂

  • @tootsla1252
    @tootsla1252 6 лет назад +46

    But but but, the French did it. They built a huge, beautiful wall - the Maginot line. Oh yeah. The Germans just went around it!

    • @dante3029
      @dante3029 5 лет назад

      That was an army right?

    • @jasonpop1628
      @jasonpop1628 5 лет назад +1

      Bill is brilliant, tell them racist deniers. I wish I had a dollar for every time I HEARD '',I'M NOT A RACIST ,BUT'' I WOULD BE RICHER THAN THE TRUMP CLAN.

    • @Jimo1956
      @Jimo1956 5 лет назад

      Kept the Italians out. So it worked on them.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 лет назад

      @@dante3029 no shit, Sherlock. What was your first clue?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 лет назад

      @@Jimo1956 yep. Walls always work to keep out people who aren't trying to get in.

  • @scubasteve7283
    @scubasteve7283 5 лет назад +6

    Bill Maher is brilliant!

  • @111leebaby
    @111leebaby 5 лет назад +12

    Bravo 👏 Love Bill Maher ❤️❤️❤️

  • @LazyJack2003
    @LazyJack2003 6 лет назад +85

    Bill, this was one of your best pieces! Thank you !

    • @brianmouland209
      @brianmouland209 5 лет назад

      Naw his best piece was the black hooker he paid $2000 for

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 лет назад +1

      Why does Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!

    • @Montrose173
      @Montrose173 5 лет назад

      It absolutely was!

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 6 лет назад +207

    The problem with impenetrable walls is that you can still fly over them. Because this isn't the Middle Ages.

    • @animeempire4878
      @animeempire4878 6 лет назад +6

      what are you stupid ?? do humans have wings ? LOL
      you need *air planes* to do that and would certainly be stopped at *AirPort*

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 6 лет назад +2

      @@animeempire4878 Helicopter? Norwegians? 😆😆😆😆

    • @animeempire4878
      @animeempire4878 6 лет назад

      Pamela Cass if you have helicopter then you can come legally .. no one would stop you.
      And helicopter can be traced by Radar.... and can be stopped if you try illegally.

    • @RumbleFish69
      @RumbleFish69 6 лет назад +5

      No, the problem with "impenetrable" walls is that they are simply anything but impenetrable! There is simply no such thing. It's not just flying over them. There are many ways, in this day and age, to circumvent and beat these so-called impenetrable walls.

    • @RumbleFish69
      @RumbleFish69 6 лет назад +3

      No, friend, apparently it is you who are the stupid one. Do you think that criminals and criminal activity are relegated to commercial airports only? Have to ever heard of drug mules or drug planes? Do you think that anyone who is doing something illegal is only traveling through LAX? You do not know that drugs are not the only thing being smuggled across the border and illegal aliens are often flown OVER the borders as well? Are you that ill-informed and stupid that you don't know about private and unmarked airfields being used on both sides of the border? By the way, there is no capitol "p" in airport, stupid.

  • @Itcouldbebunnies
    @Itcouldbebunnies 6 лет назад +36

    Thank you for driving trumpanzees and their Russian friends up the wall every week, Bill😅 But please don't ever invite that reject wiseguy back (although I did enjoy the look on the gasbag's face at 4.06😂😂😂). Remember:
    "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

  • @travcpt3238
    @travcpt3238 5 лет назад +21

    Trump hates to disappoint the contractors who he promised to give that big contracts to!

    • @deltatangoelectronics8598
      @deltatangoelectronics8598 5 лет назад

      You are clearly a love'em all let'em all in liberal. Answer one question for all of us. Which family member will gladly let one of the MS13 boys that "Nancy Piglosi claimed were humans" which daughter, Son, Mother, brother, Father or loved one would be more than willing to sacrifice to prove how devoted you are to the stupid fu**ing response you just made. This is the kind of response you liberals hang your hat on when LITERALLY thousands of Americans have lost loved ones to the illegal alien trade that Democrats are so invested in. Please, our family has already lost someone we love more than life itself you have not. So please don't hesitate to tell us all who in your family will you be more than happy to sacrifice? And while you are at get a tombstone with your stupid fu****g remark on it ready you can place it on your loved one's grave after the sacrifice. What a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lunaazule1899
      @lunaazule1899 5 лет назад

      You must be in real estate.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 5 лет назад

      Lol yeah he accidentally exposed who his contracts were going to. Just like what they did in PR

    • @cathayocean1206
      @cathayocean1206 5 лет назад

      @Rudy Cpt . . . Right on@ . . . I wonder if we will ever learn who Trump contracts with to build the wall, or any fence or whatever he builds.

    • @melrankin3682
      @melrankin3682 3 года назад

      @@deltatangoelectronics8598 twerp

  • @jimgriffin8978
    @jimgriffin8978 5 лет назад +5

    One of your best endings,Bill. Thank you.

  • @------Blind-Bat-------
    @------Blind-Bat------- 6 лет назад +35

    Yes, the *wall* has been inside you the whole time

  • @rockingtheblade
    @rockingtheblade 6 лет назад +58

    Blop the builder! Can he build it? No he can't! LOL!😂😂😂

  • @rosejohnson-tsosie2552
    @rosejohnson-tsosie2552 6 лет назад +170

    “Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.” ― Robert Orben

    • @julieutley6615
      @julieutley6615 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you!!!!!!!

    • @lauraz2896
      @lauraz2896 5 лет назад +10

      Bob Stokley wow. And we are supposed to fear illegal immigrants??? I’m afraid of Americans like you even more.

    • @Jimo1956
      @Jimo1956 5 лет назад +1

      Just love it. Nice one. Thanks for the great laugh. 👍

    • @amyplunkett6208
      @amyplunkett6208 5 лет назад +2

      Rose Johnson-Tsosie right on.

    • @lyndagreen1853
      @lyndagreen1853 5 лет назад +6

      Rose Johnson-Tsosie
      Yes! Plzzz ASK ME!!! I’m Native American n it IRKS the hell outta me when IMMIGRANTS scream at others to go back n get outta THEIR country 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @LFox-rt3ip
    @LFox-rt3ip 5 лет назад +40

    Most of the people complaining about Mexicans have Never Met One!!!

    • @jenniferartin
      @jenniferartin 5 лет назад

      Larry Fox everyone has met a Mexican

    • @billypilgrim7838
      @billypilgrim7838 5 лет назад

      Larry Fox everyone in us has met one,that's the problem

    • @shayneb3540
      @shayneb3540 4 года назад

      @@billypilgrim7838 No. No you haven't.

  • @bradley7506
    @bradley7506 5 лет назад +8

    Will the wall go down to bedrock? El Chapo can dig under anything...
    Also, why not just take a boat at the coast and go right around that “wall”

  • @lffit
    @lffit 6 лет назад +14

    one of the very best!

  • @oliviadanilko2010
    @oliviadanilko2010 6 лет назад +26

    the end was gold

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 6 лет назад +169

    Its crazy that half of America fell for a con man. And not even a good con man....

    • @Jamesiscracked23
      @Jamesiscracked23 6 лет назад +8

      Not quite half thank God!

    • @mariobravo8253
      @mariobravo8253 5 лет назад +13

      Actually - 19% ... only 40% of the voters actually voted that day ... and of those, it was split down the middle, with Hillary actually getting the higher votes - but being outgunned by the format of the electoral college

    • @jacklizzard1428
      @jacklizzard1428 5 лет назад +6

      Yea, Trump is more of a liar and cheat, he's too lazy and stupid to 'con' anyone

    • @Optimist788
      @Optimist788 5 лет назад +4

      No just the half that identify as deplorable😒

    • @philrabe910
      @philrabe910 5 лет назад +1

      Not half, just 33%. Too many Dems sat the race out.

  • @conniegrant939
    @conniegrant939 5 лет назад +1

    You are soo right it’s in the heart of them all

  • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
    @Jaywalk-uq6wy 5 лет назад +16

    “......already in your heart “
    🤡

  • @HisBubbliness
    @HisBubbliness 6 лет назад +157

    "Mexigone" LMAO!
    But, hey, don't diss the idea of the wall. It's such a great concept that every country in the world has utilized one to keep out strife and misery...oh, wait, that's right. They don't because it's stupid.

    • @Bugs3232
      @Bugs3232 6 лет назад +1

      His Bubbliness
      its like Bill said they don’t need to walk across there are thousands of ways into the country no matter what country it is he used a plane ride in I’d have to say a boat ride right up to a marina dock six people get off the boat spend a few hours on land 6 people get back on the boat the question is what happened?? it’s done all the time 😂 so no matter what someone comes up with a logical argument will disprove any ridiculous idea 😂
      Build a wall they’ll catch a plane a boat rent scuba gear the list can go on and on ............. longer then that line and the wall issue will only have explanation we need the wall to keep them out it’s no wonder why world including over half of Americans LTFAO 😂 at dumpy 😂

    • @heckler73
      @heckler73 6 лет назад

      Why did China build a wall?

    • @HisBubbliness
      @HisBubbliness 6 лет назад +3

      heckler73 They knew it'd make a great tourist destination in the future.

    • @HisBubbliness
      @HisBubbliness 6 лет назад +4

      Srbistanik 01 Cherry-picking does nobody any favors...unless you're Devon Nunes.

    • @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes
      @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes 6 лет назад +2

      Srbistanik 01 as far as I know, Mexico doesn't think it was ripped off of their land by 200 countries in the UN and, therefore, would bomb the shit out of the US until annihilation if necessary so... no. Israel is not a similar case study...
      don't know about Turkey or the Saudis, but the best example is probably Spain and Morocco in the Spanish exclaves in Africa... however, Spain only built walls around 2 cities, not the entire horizontal length of a continent... so, not apples to apples; more like grapes to the biggest watermelon you can think of...

  • @KRAKENNCHANNEL
    @KRAKENNCHANNEL 6 лет назад +52

    The Mongolians and The Chinese are laughing at America because of this Wall thing.

    • @2Majesties
      @2Majesties 6 лет назад +4

      And Berliners. Only they're not laughing but shaking their heads in disbelief.

    • @heckler73
      @heckler73 6 лет назад +2

      And the Israelis.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 лет назад

      God damn Mongorians arways tearing down my sheety warrrr!

    • @jimmorgan8688
      @jimmorgan8688 6 лет назад +1

      KRAKENN PRODUCTIONS
      We are all laughing at America for lots of things right now!

    • @ravenfuckantifa2000
      @ravenfuckantifa2000 6 лет назад

      Will you be laughing when the Wall finally gets started being built?

  • @sharonolsen6579
    @sharonolsen6579 6 лет назад +161

    Epic !! Thank YOU Bill Maher !!

    • @frostybuckets2098
      @frostybuckets2098 6 лет назад

      sharon olsen Check out @TheJimmyDoreShow if you are sick of bigot bill Maher

    • @johnfranklin4792
      @johnfranklin4792 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you bill I really needed the laugh and a reality check With all the idiots around me It's nice to have someone in my corner

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 лет назад +2

      Why does Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!

  • @iswish_41
    @iswish_41 5 лет назад +14

    One of the best "New Rules" ever!

  • @jesusostos3184
    @jesusostos3184 5 лет назад +1

    LOVE Bill Maher!!!!

  • @johns3491
    @johns3491 6 лет назад +36

    Haha, that sudden cut to the Mooch made this whole segment!

  • @axnyslie
    @axnyslie 6 лет назад +16

    While Pence keeps asking "Mother should I build the wall?"

    • @OronoDiane
      @OronoDiane 6 лет назад

      Clever Pink Floyd reference!

  • @marleyrobinson8933
    @marleyrobinson8933 6 лет назад +28

    Bill Maher for President 2020

  • @garyhughes4326
    @garyhughes4326 5 лет назад +1

    Bill Maher you are the best. Love this. You nailed it. That's coming from an Aussie that doesn't over stay his welcome bye the way.

  • @williamvasilakis9619
    @williamvasilakis9619 4 года назад +1

    Bill is great, tells it like it is. No BS. If Bill runs for president I may have to vote for him. He is very intelligent.

  • @hershekissed
    @hershekissed 5 лет назад +76

    Almost a *year later* and they're still believing Blob the Liar.

    • @vincentjoubert5514
      @vincentjoubert5514 5 лет назад +1

      A year later and he's still president this broken country we call home is mind-boggling at best

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 5 лет назад

      @MAGA 2020 Please enlighten us

    • @helenahudson5103
      @helenahudson5103 5 лет назад

      @MAGA 2020 you're a fool in denial.

    • @tysargent9647
      @tysargent9647 5 лет назад

      That's the kind of bullshit that lands you in the tar pit.

    • @pubmeatman
      @pubmeatman 4 года назад

      MAGA 2020 god your fucking stupid

  • @ameyagokhale5123
    @ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад +18

    If you look closely... Every time Trump Lies... his tie grows a bit long... Call it the Pinointegrity Syndrome.

  • @hazard1371
    @hazard1371 6 лет назад +24

    Such a savage, we love you bill!

  • @FGP_Pro
    @FGP_Pro 6 лет назад +14

    I'm commenting to boost the popularity of this clip. It is truly funny. "Every time you say "college" in air quotes, the wall is there" Haha! I know that guy!

  • @rondellthreadgate8092
    @rondellthreadgate8092 5 лет назад +6

    Loved “Blob the Builder” ! Someone else calls him Blotus !

  • @andrewwblanchard6037
    @andrewwblanchard6037 5 лет назад +21

    TUESDAY
    APRIL 16th 2019
    2 YEARS
    3 MONTHS
    LATER
    NOT 1 FOOT OF
    NEW BORDER WALL
    HAS BEEN BUILT

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 лет назад +10

    The Wall isn't just an object. It is a state of mind, a sense of being that brings certain voters on the Red end of the spectrum closer together with one's inner Trump and feelings of MAGAness. #InWallwetrust #WeareWall

  • @gregorywilliams9302
    @gregorywilliams9302 6 лет назад +14

    Are you guy's old enough to remember the S D I (space defense initiative ) or Star Wars missile defense system. It was a waste of money during Reagan administration. I wonder how many billions dollars went down the drain on that republican idea.

    • @donmoore5716
      @donmoore5716 5 лет назад

      That era paid the salaries of a lot of new engineers like myself. Thanks, GOP!

    • @marcopolokitty
      @marcopolokitty 5 лет назад

      Yes. Raygun pulled that one out of his arse and let his sycophants try to explain that hot mess.

  • @eazystreet5507
    @eazystreet5507 5 лет назад +39

    WHERE IS ALL THAT MONEY FROM MEXICO?

  • @philbrown9764
    @philbrown9764 4 года назад +2

    It’s a damn FENCE. A wall is a solid piece and you can’t see through it, unless there’s windows.

  • @donmoore5716
    @donmoore5716 5 лет назад +1

    Holy crap this is GOLD.

  • @Zindzdesigns
    @Zindzdesigns 6 лет назад +26

    "The wall has been inside you the whole time". Love the Truth!

  • @nikkfrostt
    @nikkfrostt 6 лет назад +10

    LOL when the camera panned to the MOOCH at about 4:07 when Bill just finished stating 'the wall is already in your heart'. Epic!

  • @galemon65
    @galemon65 6 лет назад +14

    MEXIGONE. VERY SMART Bill.

  • @richardthurmond7103
    @richardthurmond7103 5 лет назад +7

    blob the builder. priceless!!

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 3 года назад +2

    Even funnier now that what did get built has been climbed over and parts blown down by high wind. 😆

  • @autumnsummers6599
    @autumnsummers6599 6 лет назад +15

    If the wall was a good idea, Canada would have one to keep Americans out.

  • @cyrusaalborg
    @cyrusaalborg 6 лет назад +30

    IKEA has the solution :The Börder Wåll

    • @alarkalbass6726
      @alarkalbass6726 6 лет назад +3

      Well they already built his cabinet.

    • @69LOLIN
      @69LOLIN 6 лет назад

      Sirus Safavi it is called "Trumpwall"

  • @ShayanGivehchian
    @ShayanGivehchian 6 лет назад +4

    This was hands down the best episode ever

  • @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing
    @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing 2 года назад +1

    Mr. Maher is funny as damn, and pretty much a great man, at least in words. I didn't listen to him till a week ago. relentless.

  • @laurentinomartinez3577
    @laurentinomartinez3577 5 лет назад +3

    Its already in your heart*PRICELESS!!😂😂😂😂😉😉