Games With Useless Collectables
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2018
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Want 1but cant buy it
I will by if I can in a week
CircleToonsHD Mr. Toons, Mr. Toons! Yes, is there a specific game that suffers from this that inspired you to make this video??
Hey circle toons ur the best
Why do you swear so much
When you get the Christmas plushie but 1/3800 appears over your head
Holy Guacamole it's Slimecicle
Gotta get em all
*notices slimecicle*
What is this, a crossover episode?
He's everywhere
I knew you were gonna post a comment
But... But.... But it's a Viking Hat that give epic bonus stats!
..
Let's be honest, it's great for 10 minutes, but then a random common drop will be better than it.
It increases all of your stats +7!
Isn't that great?
@@GrumpyTy34er so true
Stats to help find more collectibles!
When he got the hat 1/200 should have appeared over his head.
And then he's rewarded with a water bottle that does nothing and then says 1/100 over his head.
I used the collectable to get the collectable JOJOOO!!
@@alargeredlizard3003 that technically what happened to me once but the water bottle healed 50 health.
@@chenterr103 Pokémon, am I right?
@@alargeredlizard3003 no
The last time I collect paper as an in-game collectibles, Slenderman killed my character.
Hehehe, Assassin's Creed Revelations, got a hidden mission and a suit of nigh-indestrucktable armor. All from collecting bits of paper.
In other assassin's creed games you collect flags and feathers. Useless collectables.
@@bethanydavis9023 sad but true, Revelations was the last time I enjoyed hunting for paper in any scenario.
@@thedapperassassin3717 what about the shanties in Black Flag?
@@drunkanimegirl Good point, well worth it.
That self-promotion for the plushie at the beginning was very subtle, I barely even noticed.
What self promotion
There was self promotion?
Self promotion ?? is that a video i thought i was playing minesweeper !
how could you barely notice it it took 3 seconds
the human eye can not see only 24 fps....
^ do you not understand the joke?
*I HAVE YOU KNOW, THOSE PUZZLE PIECES IN DONKEY KONG 64 ARE VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!*
*Konkey donk 69
I never finished the game if I remember correctly. Were those pieces connected to stopping that stupid timer in the final level?
Yeah, they make the timer increase to give you like an hour to beat the level instead of 20 minutes or something
As well as the Kirby puzzle pieces
SairOVA no u 🕶
*Collects 900 Korok seeds*
Hestu: Hey, here’s a big poop.
I know, isn’t that just a shit reward! (Joke intended!)
@@platinumshard8688 Yeah, it's pretty crappy.
but for the max USEFULL upgrade (800) koroks seed reqwuired, you get more inventoryw hcih sicne tools breakw ithgin like 3 hits its usefulll
@@altacount1168 Punctuation, my man. I have no idea what you were trying to say.
@@Selrisitai yeah punctuation is the only thing wrong in that sentence
This is literally the No Stone Unturned Quest in Skyrim
except the reward for that is a perk that makes gems drop in every lootable container. the gems are used in crafting and sell for money, but you likely won't need any of that by the time you complete this quests, so yea..the reward is kind of worthless.
"oh wow, another pile of gems! I'll just add that to my other 550 gems and maybe i'll augment my 500k gold pieces later, by selling the gems piecemeal, going to every vendor in the world because each vendor only carries enough money to buy like...3 gems. . ."
@@Femaiden Yeah it's really an example of "too little too late".
To make matters worse the stones don't even have individual objective markers like EVERY OTHER QUEST IN THE GAME! and some stones are locked in quest areas.
So it's not like you can run around the map early game to collect them early on when the effect is valuable. It still wouldn't be worth all the effort but the fact you don't even really have the option to power through this quest is dumb as hell.
Exept you cant wear the hat.
@@metazoxan2 there's a mod that adds quest markers, right in the pile of 99 other mods that fixes issues with the base game
Or breath of the wild's poo
Ash: * catches pokemon *
* 1/3800 appears over his head *
Ash: *gOTtA caTCH THem aLL*
Huh i just realized that ash's surname is ketchum...
...it seems that this indeed is his purpose in existence
@@miojopronto595 Thats because if he actually catches them all his quest will be over and he will lose his immortality.
ya but getting all the pokemans is the fun part. besides shinies fuck them
DLC 3800/38000
Also Ash: doesn't catch them all
king of the side quests
King of the gay clickbait
@@user-gl7hn6rf4o whats the clickbait about this?
@@thesovietduck2121 its his channel not this channel i think
Skyrim - The Gem sidequest
King
"you get this cool hat!" goblin dies. A few hours later: COOL HAT: +9999 atk +9999 magic +9999 defense +9999 speed. Huh, maybe this was worth it
You forgot the *Wakes up* part
I encounter a different annoying issue. By the time I complete a quest that provides an item, my gear is already 10x better even if I am at the recommended level. *tries to sell, only gets 5 gold pieces....
Congrats you got an op item. But now you've done everything there is to do in game already to get it and are at 100% completion, so it's pointless.
@@Superluigi881 terraria zenith in a nutshell
I could've used that hours ago
me: *playing BotW and sees this video*
Koroks: *slowly backing away*
👀
Yahaha! You didn’t find me
Who else just absolutely hates those long ass texts you have to read or else you'll miss something important related to the story
I hate long texts so I won't read that
I don't know, but I like reading.
Ah ah no cursing
Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Also MGSV)
Taikamuna They're called books
Don't forget the mojomogofloblin, a very fearsome beast indeed.
And the smoshboblerkayrule. That guys hard too
Join our war ruclips.net/video/mimw1KNWh5c/видео.html
Shmuby
And the smashycrashytrashygoblin.
Would that happen to be what your profile picture is?
Dont get me started fighting the LokoKokoBokoZokoDrifloblin i swear their sticks do a whopping 3 damage!
"Is that optional?"
"Oh it's optional... *If you don't care about seeing the true ending!* "
"Alright! I guess I'll..."
ProZD
I got that reference. That was an egg-celent pun
King Dragon sends his regards.
@@thecommonman9524 Archibald no!
Our journey has only just beGUN!
0:19 How much you need to pay to get one of the “prizes” that the school fundraiser is selling
1:12 What they’re selling
You forgot the part where the helmet is actually much worse than the gear that you're already using
Hmm... useless collectables and the reward is a hat...
Quest Started: *NO STONE UNTURNED*
Pffft XD
I like you, good intellectual sir
Oh shit u rite
The reward in this animation is better tho since he could actually wear the damn thing.
I'm pretty sure I've halfway completed that quest on about 20 characters by now lol
This mostly reminds me of assasins creed 2, your reward for finding every last one of peccruicios feathers and helping your mother move on with her heartbreaking almost catatonic greif cycle is....
A peice of fabric hanging off your robes which instantly turns all guards hostile on you!
Thanks...
The 3800 pages should've all come together to form a magic text that gives you overpowered spells
But also after collecting them all, you have finished everything anyway, so you can now defeat enemies who are underpowered anyways even more crushingly. Which will actually be fun for like 5 minutes.
0:38
When some random guy offers you candy and says it's in his white van
Unless they are a tiny little kid
Take the risk, get in the van...money can't buy that kind of adventure.
@@mista_fur3346 actually you can, it's called prostitution
@@Denreib I can pay to become a kid again and hop in a strange van?
Okay what the hell people kids shouldnt go in the van obviously and if your making a joke it clearly isnt funny either =_=)
Where can I buy this game
Called Skyrim
I know you
I was really hoping you'd comment, "DAMN YOU PAPER!"
Don't buy it its a ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
ITS IN THE CHRISTMAS SHOP
"Hey kid, wanna catch over 200 pokemon from two different regions and fulfill my dream?"
"Sure!"
* 3 games, around 5 file resets and loads of wasted money and time later *
"I... finally did it... I'm so proud..."
*THE FILE DATA HAS BEEN DESTROYED*
I legit know this pain
?
This is Jirard The Completionist's entire life.
Me: OMG AFTER 2 YEARS I FINALLY GOT ALL OF THE 900 KOROK SEEDS!!
* gets golden crap*
:’)))))))
yeah only 440 of the korok seeds are needed to fully upgrade your inventory, BUT who doesn't want hetsu's special gift!
*it's smells pretty bad*
At least u can actually use them for inventory expansion
They just wanted you to have something to do in the game, or just suffer...
It was intentionally made like that to troll completionists but still better than the garbage short shorts for completing all shrines.
@@MrZanorax If you're talking about the Clothes of the Wild set, no the heck it isn't. And if the golden shit really was supposed to be meant to troll completionists, then fuck the developers!
Hat stats:+0 Attack and defense
Description:it is said that everyone who owns this hat will most likely never play this game again
Cool Hat
Stats:
+0 Atk
+0 Def
+0 Spd
+0 HP
+0 MP
Special Ability:
-
-
Description:
"Maybe the real treasure was the NPCs we helped along the way"
@@syfx1485 Golden Hestu poop be like
Reminds me of the feathers in AC2. Collect them all to get a cape that gives you 100% notoriety when worn... the EXACT OPPOSITE of what an assassin wants
Sans: to reward your determination...
You're going to have a bad time
haha! so damn hilarious, SANS UNDERTALE! HHAaGFghdf
Don't worry dude, hating on UNDERTALE is truly a sign of ape brain,
nice pun btw
...and then the hat has worst stats then that the one you already wearing so it's completely useless
You mean the hat gives you negative stats
but that speed boost bro..
That hat:
+1 hp
+1 defend
+1 attack
-2 hp
-2 defend
-2 attack
+9999 disappointment
We gotta get those *_gold bricks_*
So True. (lego gamer btw)
At least they give you entire LEVELS as rewards. Except that useless fucking stud fountain I guess...
*brown bricks
Dont forget those "DEADPOOL RED BRICKS"
IRK!!!
The sequel: he breaks it from anger and then someone tells him it was mythical.
I love collecting every korok seed in Breath of The Wild just to get a gold fucking poop
Yeah but, do you really want to live with the game completion stat at only 98% though?
yup
I only need the story
NEZAR4NR I said everyone who played bayonetta...
Im not a completionist like i honestly believe you would have a panic attack at the amount of games that i have left so close to finish because i got bored
Mindshuffler 333 I don’t even want to live :).
You know this game is good when it has cool dungeons with Goblins Moblins and of course, the dangerous, the terrifying, the mighty *FLOBLIN*
That's definitely a Lynel
Assassin’s Creed Syndicate...
And, a lot of other AC titles, to be fair.
or AC-130
The... Plane?
The stupid fucking feathers from brotherhood
I was looking for this comment. The moment i saw that shitty white suit after finding all those shit boxes in the game... Never been so disappointed
@@eveescastle5866 there were only 10 feathers in brotherhood however AC 2 had fu*king 100 feathers scattered around entire Italy.
Literally the Riddler in Batman Arkham games
Except you HAVE to collect them all otherwise you don't get the actual ending of the game.
When you get an infinity stone but a 1/3800 pops up above you
I will still be happy
Because infinity stones are verrrry powerful
Just by having any 2 of time space reality
You are invincible
They're called Infinity Stones because there's effectively an infinite number of them.
You check your inventory and its the power stone shard
@@leedleleedlelee6912
Thanos: *"Gone, reduced to atoms."*
Geniuses: *_1/36000 atoms collected._*
pepsi man no because invincibleilty means nothing if u can’t restore balance to the universe
Korok Seeds. They may have some purpose with the upgrades, but the grand reward is, you guessed it, bright yellow poop. BRIGHT. YELLOW. _P O O P ._
Honestly, after about 500 of them or so. They become pointless.
or moons in mario odyssey! except they don't even give you poop... 0_0
I just like the happy noise. Shame it's capped at 900.
It’s making fun of collectibles in other games
I didnt have a high enough level of autism to get all the korok seeds. I got around 750 or so and that was mostly casual playing, and i'm completly okay with that ESPECIALLY after realizing what the "reward" was.
1:28 Me: in fallout when they reward me with useless stuff.............”Kills guy who gave me useless reward but brutally”
"Congrats! You found all 2.573 notes! You unlocked the *Kings Crown* that gives +10% damage!"
Me with my +300% crit damage +70% damage +50% crit rate endgame helmet:
*visible frustration*
0:38 When it’s a Saturday and you just wanna lay in bed but your mom wants to go somewhere with the whole family
When your dad left your family 13 years ago and sees you in public
@@jesseknorr8037 are u ok
@@Mawfet yeah :)
@@jesseknorr8037 ok good xd
This is why I always look up the completion reward to see if it's worth the trouble. Ruins the "surprise" but saves a lot of wasted effort
Me to. I need to know if it's worth spending that time to do it.
True. There's a difference between a secret ending reward and an actual turd, cough ZELDA cough.
Miranda Tagliamonte rip me for collecting all of them.
The actual reward is completing then all :)
@@Dexuz half of me wants to say "yeah people just dont know the satisfaction" and the other half wants to say "bullcrap they should reward your time and effort"
When his face went:
↘️⬆️⬇️
Bruh, i felt that
Title: “Games with useless items”
The start of the video
RANDOM SANTA PLUSH YOU DO NOT NEED!
Cool hat? Sell it to a team fortress player and profit.
Investing Book Summaries ouch
Ummm yeah fuck TF no fucks to battlefield!
@@KoldTDB sorry what does your comment mean?
@@alwest4472 I think it's hating on the Titanfall game and praising Battlefield
@@janreiafrica no he's hating on team fortress and praising battlefield
Plot twist :
He didnt check the stats
STATS :
Increase of HP by 45+
Increase of Defense by 50+
Increase the chance of getting good loot in chests
increases the chance of encountering 7000000 more collectables for a new shield
But he doesnt have any hats/helmets.
@@JimManthy is that from another game?
@@JimManthy okay cus it sounded like a norse mythology item.
Unfortunately since this was the last thing you do in the game, it is actually useless.
When a weapon sucks but has a 1% XP bonus
When someone tries to get sans to get up and do some real work: 0:38
*_BOTW Korok Seeds_*
that guy at the end suffered a very *crushing* defeat
That's a pretty bad example
1. They're not useless
2. You don't have to collect them all
3. They aren't hard to get
there is 900 of the
and you just get a literal golden poo and do not forget after while you can't use them
@@Yamartim this is one of those times where I feel like the comment was taken too seriously but I can't tell
U should be burning in hell
0:37 me when im doing homework
Spider Sam - HAHHAHAHA THATS SO FUCKING TRUE
Same
Taxes
#relatable how do you do fellow kids
emaS
Riddler's trophies collectible comes into mind...
Atleast in city and knight you get a sweet boss fight out of it
*gets a collectable radar finder after collecting all the collectables*
Things I want when I collect all collectables in a game:
1:Cool new hat or accessory
2:a cool instant kill weapon
What I get when I collect all collectables:
*a achievement*
I see no better reward.
In BOTW case you get literal shit
Insta kill weapon makes the game boring like in skyrim
WHAT FUDGE DID YOU SAY ABOUT SKYRIM
Then Dead Space is for you!
m.ruclips.net/video/tNTXGMoFN1w/видео.html
You got one hat of 9000, if you get them all you can get a secret underwear, but it doesn't change nothing in you character because you can't see it
1 underwear out of 9001
Flashback to the soul cairn killing Princess Leia, the lizard wizard's playthrough. Damn you, collectibles. Damn you, Jiub
The best part, no matter how op that neat hat is, it's useless because you got it after it would be useful on any way.
Finally I found all 420 slices of ham now i can have a pet pig. It doesn’t do anything. But hey. It’s a pig
AND it's a pet. Multi-purpose item, Baby!
Wait 420 Slices
Sorry Cole
You have a Stoner Pig
If you find all 69 baguettes you some French guy shows up. He does nothing and he thinks he's trapped in an invisible box but he gives you the completely useless surrender buff where once you get into battle you lose immediately and the French guy turns into an old war hero from the First World War.
Me: *Loots chest*
Chest: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
That’s actually gives you something good tho...
@ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername that's what mods are for.
I like the way Saints Row 4 went with collectibles. There were a shit ton of course but they had a function and getting around the map was so fun it made you to want to collect them.
It’s like finishing the Boss Rush in Calamity and getting a fucking rock
I spend 1 month collecting the Riddler trophies in Batman Arkham Knight, all 245 trophies. AND ALL I GET IS A SLIGHTLY EXTENDED VERSION OF THE ENDING
And a golden batsuit
Game Cove
It took you a month? It took me two days. Probably cause I used a guide.
Leannan
Son, a guide? I complete games with no guides.
Leannan probably? Yes or no? *ha
Game Cove
I mean, when it’s something as annoying as collecting riddler trophies, I’ll use a guide all the time. No need to waste a lotta time on it.
*Gets bikini out of chest*
Oh wow! Plus 25 armor this is dope!
You make me happy keep up the great work 💖
that’s why i like read dead so much because the collectibles give u actual buffs worth having
1:28 *you should probably run*
You wont have to tell me twice
An example would be Spider-Man PS4
Person: Finally after 3 weeks I got 100% complete
Game: *Undies Suit*
Well ... Spiderman's collectables contain a bit of story that will please comics fans, they are completely optional, and even if you decide to make a platinum trophy, it's not as stupid as the feathers from AC2.
K7331 what I mean is that when you get 100% on the game you get a stupid undies suit
The Undies suit is the best and the collectables aren’t hard to get at all. They put all of them on the map.
Actually I finished all the districts in like 1 day soooo, not really that hard git Gud boi
Cooldoge 67
10 years? Man you gotta get better at the game.
But the Undies suit looks pretty trash, but the power is very useful in my eyes. So long as you don’t get hit.
1:05 That's like giving all your tickets away for one thing
And that Viking hat was one of 100. And don’t forget that you also need a chest piece, leggings, boots and glove collectables which require the same amount of time
The reward should be a cool paper bag
In BotW the reward was to hand you an even bigger piece of gold-plated poo than all the other ones you were already collecting.
0:59 me telling myself i will beat all shrines in botw
same im doing that right now
The hairpick after beating that one boss in Splatoon 2,
The GNG cards in Bully that just reward you with a worthless outfit.
At least you can flex with the hairpick
@@Shrek_es_mi_pastor
I mean.
True.
1:20 me when know the answer to the question and I somehow got it wrong
Yeah...
Or when you accidentally marks the wrong ball on the answer sheet
@@pedrobrgames1314 they are called bubbles.
When the teacher say your doing it wrong and she does it the same way you did
1:21 papers = losing
Helmet = controller
The tiny person = the wall
LoL
Then you remember how expensive those little jiggly wigs are.
Now imagine the goblin assembling the pages to a book and telling him to read for once
*gets the hat "doesn't that look swell!" In the distant *doom music intensify's "Uhh whats that music sir?" and he was never heard from again.
Getting every single Deku Seed in a nutshell
Where’s all the likes?
TheIronBot Thing Same here. Getting all the shrines is a lot easier, and way more rewarding because you get Link’s classic outfit, which you can actually wear and use
im gona cry from how much time this makes me remember
1:25 seriously was hoping for another "When DOOM Soundtrack kicks in"-type of video at that moment.
Useless collectables
So shiny Pokèmon
Nah man I need that shiny Weedle
@TheIronBot Thing M8 its all about that shiny *U N O W N*
@@justyourlocalcreature Oh how could I be so foolish
@@justyourlocalcreature boi shiny trubbish is the best
Don't you know shiny gengar is the best it so much different just like garchomp, Pikachu and more!
And when you get all 3800 hats you get a special reward! :D
ANOTHER HAT
@@braintwo3398 no. A therapy session, one of many
@@braintwo3398 in fact 1\90
@@goosegoose8345 yeah that too. That quest will make you go crazy
Breath of the Wild
Collects 900 Korok Seeds:
Gets a bigger korok seed
WHAT THE FUCK!?
0:38
When you go to school but you see your bully with your test paper and he's about to turn that A into a F and he comes closer to you
This video:
TF2: Hey if you don't mind me asking.......can I have that?
*When you play a game and literally the side missions are pointless but they force you to do it*
But then are they side missions 🤔
hyrule warriors be like
@@lonecalzone6901 A G I T H A I S I N D A N G E R I M M E D I A T E A I D I S R E Q U I R E D
@@wheeeeeeeeeee NOOOOO
this is the formula for the Lego video games. 5 hours of story, 50 hours of side quests and platforming challenges for gold bricks and unlockable characters
*opens chest*
aw geez what’s this cool collect-**A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON**
A rock.
Yahaha! You found me!
I heard that in my head ouch
their voices start getting annoying tbh -_-
DUNUNUN NUNUNUN BUM! 🎶
I can hear this
its funny that the next video suggested had the thumbnail of a menacing thomas the tank engine with the writing "you dare opose me mortal, so that poped up on my screen right after the guy got squshed with the hat
Was someone else thinking the same thing 5 seconds before he showed ONE ETERNITY LATER on screen, but i thought it was gonna be with the narrator, man this sheet is predictably funny 😂👌
At least Templar Keys, Mayan Rocks and Buried Chests from "Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag" where useful. They unlock different things or give you a lot of money. Templar Armor (unlocked by getting all 5 Templar Keys) is more durable against enemy attacks, while the Mayan Armor (unlocked by finding all 16 Mayan Rocks) is bulletproof, and in the Buried Chests you could find tons of money or schematics used to upgrade your ship.
Me: **plays my computer*
Lil cousin: hey dude!
Me: ah shit, here we go again
Lil cousin: can I use yo--
Me: 0:38
it was *almost* perfect but you had to throw in that ah shit meme from GTA SA...
well that meme is dead so this joke is too...
r/comedyhomicide
GTA San Andreas flashbacks
And then you see "99% complete" and don't know what you missed
To be fair there will be a tank spawning near groove street and that is still awesome, CMIIW
@@phabidz you know it
Alternative: a plethora of unique collectible trinkets that provide interesting passive effects.
collectibles are fun in moderation, but most games just waterboard the map and make it grindy as hell.
i got into the Resident Evil games recently and think they handle it pretty well. There's 20 collectibles themed around the game, and although they can be annoying to find (and sometimes you'll miss one and softlock yourself out of it so you gotta replay the whole game to get it) it's still kinda fun.
plus, the games are short so it's really easy to do a quick replay & find the one(s) you missed.
When you get a shovel in castle crashers
Noob: Oooo a x
*digs up x*
Narrator:You Obtained a Boot!
(Does absolutely nothing)
0:06 I'm dying, that is so accurate for most RPGs (and open world games in general)
You know what would be awesome for the collectables, is the history and detail into making that game.
*That goblin gave me the same vibes of "there he is, there's my grandpa"*