ALVIN IS A CHAD he is FAKEING IT. Simon overthinks it and when he teied putting it in formula he missed a decimal and failed. Theodore is too innocent to fake it and he won't over think it HE IS GETTING BEST HEAD!
Felix Gutierrez Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@@himiko7412 But scientifically speaking The thiccer the Chipmunk the more nuts you can gobble up and birth better litters. THEODORE's Gf is the THICCEST therefore the BETTER CHIPMUNK and with more extended cheeks can also give the better head...
I think it's safe to say that Jeanette is the smartest chipette. Similarly, it is safe to say that she has researched the fine craft of sloppin dome. With this in mind, I feel it's safe to say that although Theodore might be getting the best head, Simon is certainly close behind cuz he got a chipmunk shorty who know what she's doin
Okay, but consider this Jenette is also grabbing onto the couch herself, presumably trying to go all the way down on Simon's schmeat. Knowing this, we can assume that Simon's actions might be more out of his control than what you assumed. On the contrast, Elanor and Theo are dopey and innocent by character, thus one can assume that the head being given is unprofessional. In a study I ran, I have concluded that nerd girls are about 2.5× as likely to be "low-key freaky", and nerd fellas are 3× as likely. Knowing this, the fact that both are actively participating in creating the best head. One can also assume that Simon's legs are up because his hips are bucking on their own accord.
Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
jeanette looks like shes the most enthusiastic out of all the others, though you'd have to look at the original image to see her face. i always thought eleanor was obese and not really thick. if you asked me, id say simon.
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat It’s a joke. He literally says that himself. His merch says Schlatt 2020. His pinned tweet is a link to his merch website saying ”I’m running for president”.
It's literally 2:00am and I'm not just saying this for the joke, it's literally 2:00am. And I'm watching an in depth analysis of which chipmunk from my childhood got the best sucky sucky.
Not Cool Noah: *exposes who gets best head* FBI: “Sir, we are currently tracking you down due to too much information was exposed on who is getting the best head”
It's not Alvin. It's probably Theodore, but Simon is a nerd so its probably his first time having head, which means he's probably sensitive af. Wth have I commented
Wrong, the fact Simon's a nerd actually makes it very clear he probably watches a lot of hentai, therefore he's extremely desensitized, explaining the reason why he needs to participate of the head action to actually nut. I rest my case
Nah nah I'm gonna stop you there, look up pictures of her she's NEVER had braces. PLUS We all know the quiet and shy girls are the freakiest. She's a geek on the streets but a freak in the sheets that's a fact.
Alvinists got it taken down
Damn them
Nothing to do with inappropriate content, just copyright :)
why did it get copyrighted anyway?
Don't worry I hate the chipmunks too
NotcoolNoah wait the video got copyrighted? By who
Jesus Christ this is the most serious video I’ve ever seen
Sad *This* is the most serious thing you have seen
This deserves top comment
@@SimplyCruz339 it's called sarcasm
PitStop It’s called a joke
This is a science video
They should teach this in college
Lmfao!
D
The Uppercase Letter D D
@@9lonerr
D
@The Uppercase Letter D
D
Love him or hate him
He’s spitting straight facts
And *spitting* too 😉
Jesus Arroyo
O 👀
Micah Robbins Micah you traitor!
Lmao yeah
Stop dat meme dead
Anybody else got this randomly reccomended to them 4 years later
Yes
Yea
Yeah
Yeeeeahhhh... 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Yup
“two hand ham twister” .... “previously unknown to North America”
666 likes
Boi that legit just played
@@codyzcs we know that's why there was quotes🤦🏼♀️
Katelyn Calvo mood
Goomba X 🔥🔥
I-I'm so confused why was this recommended to me
Same with me
To show you the correct path , alvinist
Pun Pun that is what a alvinist would say
Lmfaooo mann me and you both
@@jigglypufflv1002 nice try,but you cant convince me to convert
How is he not laughing from what he’s saying
Yeah
Practice
After seeing that image, he has no soul.
TXC _Avacado - sloppy toppy
Because this isn't a laughing matter
This is what they should teach in school rather than fucking trigonometry
Real
Real
Real
Real
Fr
“We see Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving D O M E from their female counterparts.”
**RESPECTIVE**
*JFC*
I don't get it...
Eleanor is notoriously the *T H I C C E S T* chippette out of the three in the main series.
Tom Eye The SFM guy
She *D U M M Y T H I C K*
It’s Theodore. His girl knows how to eat so she knows how to get what she wants when it comes to eating
@@HellaHoesFr yes, yes, yes
*GREAT ANALYSIS*
Get this man a scholarship this boi is going places.
THEO IS GETTING THE SUPER DELUXE VACCUM SEAL SLIP N SLIDE SLURP *GAWK GAWK*
Nagito Komaeda NOT THE SUPER DELUXE-
Alvinists: Peasants
Simonists: Bourgeoisie
Theodorians: Upper class clergy
Vutch Dan Der Linde naw Clergy is for the church and this is definitely not a holy action... Theodorians are definitely the aristocracy
Simonist for life
If you are a theodorian, your mother is a homosexual
This comment was made by the alvinist gang.
Lmao. This is regarding the French Revolution, right?
Davians: God of gods
Why tf did this video got recommended to me in 1st December, literally at the end of NNN 💀
Its about sending a message. RUclips knows.
why is the category under comedy?? it should be science or education.
Indeed, this is a very groundbreaking science video and under no circumstances should be taken lightly.
But this video is supposed to be comedic
person who ruins the joke , I thank you.
person who ruins the joke r/woo- hey wait a minute
@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 Youuuuuu.......
creatures..
hard to believe this meme was 4 years ago
Legendary
Now we need a follow-up on who's getting the most ionizing radiation
@@SergeantTeabagA fan of TKs-Mantis I can assume?
hard to believe this was a meme
@@NotcoolNoah69 likes :v
Why was this given to me? WHY IS THIS HERE?!
it's a gift. accept it.
Dont question it, OLD SPORT
Me: I want Game Theory
Mom: We got Game Theory at home
Game Theory at home:
Nice one
This is perfect thank you
But that's just a theory
But that's just a theory, a game theory
Why the hell would you want Game Theory
ALVIN IS A CHAD he is FAKEING IT. Simon overthinks it and when he teied putting it in formula he missed a decimal and failed. Theodore is too innocent to fake it and he won't over think it HE IS GETTING BEST HEAD!
Felix Gutierrez Simon is getting the best head, here’s why:
I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it.
Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces.
It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula.
So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink.
So then why is this going to cause a black hole?
Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense.
That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@@himiko7412 but hey, that's just a theory, a meme theory
Felix Gutierrez Alvin is trying to hard
@@himiko7412 But scientifically speaking The thiccer the Chipmunk the more nuts you can gobble up and birth better litters. THEODORE's Gf is the THICCEST therefore the BETTER CHIPMUNK and with more extended cheeks can also give the better head...
lies alvin is a chad so hes gotten so much head, but this head is somehow the best hes ever gotten...
When the creator tried to ruin everyones childhood but instead it turns into a meme.
_ jast00n profile pic checks out
Ayyy we got the same profile pic 😩👌
Aye 666th like
Stonks
Egg
Simon quite literally getting his shit springlocked 💀💀
Bro went to Diddy party ☠️
me at 3am: “i don’t need sleep I need answers”
Yes u can, people can die if they don’t get enough sleep so u need sleep or else u will die
person who ruins the joke welp I guess ur username lives up to its name
666 likes!
me, at 4am:
@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 yes you can????? Get this 3rd grade spelling/grammar out of my face if you gonna ruin the joke atleast spell correctly
But that's just a theory: a head theory.
Aaaaaand cum
@@roebunnybby lol
Fuck bro. Why do people keep ignoring these great comments?😂
-A nut Theory-
aAaAaAaAaAaAnd cut
I knew it. They oppressed us Theodorists for ages, but who’s laughing now, non-believers?
BananaSlayer yess
PREACH 👏👏👏
Nah alvin got the best head
Mouse Man You don’t know anything, you ALVINIST!
@@cringeman3873 im sorry if this is cringe but the JORDAN bruh the frick dicky JORDAN!
I think it's safe to say that Jeanette is the smartest chipette. Similarly, it is safe to say that she has researched the fine craft of sloppin dome. With this in mind, I feel it's safe to say that although Theodore might be getting the best head, Simon is certainly close behind cuz he got a chipmunk shorty who know what she's doin
Jeanette’s head isn’t sloppy, it’s calculated. Every single lick, jerk and throb is according to her plan.
God forgive me for writing this.
With the new information(audio) we know that simon is getting the best, or her braces got in the way
@@drx737 There’s audio…?
“And his eyes looking up to god” dude wtf xD
💀💀💀
I" dead
*HE'S GETTING THAT HOLY HEAD*
Holy succ
"Simply looking at his photo you'd automatically assume he's getting the best head, right ?"
"Who clearly...gets the most chipmunk ass" he said that so casually 💀💀💀
Well I mean it’s three rockstar chipmunks don’t you wonder who gets the most bitches?
I heard that as i read this
THIS IS NOT A FLEX 😭
I don’t need sleep.
*I NEED ANSWERS.*
Yee Haw ahaha like the energy btw: are comments combined sound dirty as hell
I like ur energy too. Why RUclips recommended me this? Idk am I disappointed? Of course not
I don't need sleep either, at this point i'm pretty sure what i need is therapy
I too am watching this at nearly 1 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE 2019 HAD SOME OUTTA POCKET STUFF, I'M GLAD 4TH GRADE ME DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT 😭🙏🏾
Oh God fr fr😭😭😭
Okay, but consider this
Jenette is also grabbing onto the couch herself, presumably trying to go all the way down on Simon's schmeat. Knowing this, we can assume that Simon's actions might be more out of his control than what you assumed. On the contrast, Elanor and Theo are dopey and innocent by character, thus one can assume that the head being given is unprofessional. In a study I ran, I have concluded that nerd girls are about 2.5× as likely to be "low-key freaky", and nerd fellas are 3× as likely. Knowing this, the fact that both are actively participating in creating the best head. One can also assume that Simon's legs are up because his hips are bucking on their own accord.
mr.yolo887 I literally scroll to fight the long comments
Simon is getting the best head, here’s why:
I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it.
Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces.
It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula.
So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink.
So then why is this going to cause a black hole?
Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense.
That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
mr.yolo887 excuse me what the fuck
Down Syndrome Ariana Grande holy fuck I can’t believe I read all of that
@@himiko7412 dear God the absolute madman did it
Let’s be honest they were all using teeth 😏.
Its not a top tier nutt without a little teethage.
Two hand twister
Even better
Wtf
What if they bit the tip off. Top 10 questions science still can’t answer.
WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO SERIOUS THO LMAO
candice terry because it is a serious question
because it's important
@@muffyisgone because if we don't get our answer the world will end
@@theYear_project exactly
Its important, our heads would implode if we were never to know the answer.
I’m just laughing on the toilet because this being in my recommended is hilarious and unexpected for some reason
I always had a feeling it was Theodore, but I never could explain why. Excellent analysis. The internet needs more heroes like you.
Frrrr
jeanette looks like shes the most enthusiastic out of all the others, though you'd have to look at the original image to see her face. i always thought eleanor was obese and not really thick. if you asked me, id say simon.
According to Panty Anarchy fat girls give the best heads
@@Muslimperson-x5k fat and beauty has nothing to do with actual head
@@tegathemenaceDid you not see the graph?
Judge: Is there anything else you want to tell me?
6ix9ine: I know who got the best head
Watch out for the grammar nazis
Groundbreaking information.
@@frostedflakeslover9929 Thanks, I will.
Judge: I'm listening 😐
1000th like
“Just use your imagination”
Me: I saw fire and the entire galaxy
"I've seen things..."
*uses imagination*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lmfao
*Looks it up on Google*
I've died inside a little
Recommend 4 years later🙏😭
real
FR👅🔥
People who vote for Simon: I can prove why it’s Simon with an essay!
Noah: I can prove why it’s Theodore with a 6 minute video.
no, that just proves that it wasnt as detailed and thus a worse comparison
Ok but Scott Pilgrim
Some Dude A man of culture I see😏
@@jdatboi724 Fav evil ex?
Some Dude Novel version of Roxxie I guess the movie version didn’t get enough screen time in my opinion sorry if I spelled her name wrong
The fact you said big swallow McDouble slurp V2.0 with such a monotone makes this video solid
No cap 😂
"Simon is the smartest of the three, so that does mean he has the best head in a different way"
THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
I was reading this at the same time the guy was saying it
IT SOUNDS FUNNIER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT
@@ForksandKnivesarenowherei did the same here man
I thought the video was talking about this kind of head until the nut meter comes up
Recommendation are crazy for putting this up.
Fr
I couldn’t stop laughing
This is if sam o nella but if he was just, like, 2% more unhinged.
Sam o Nella is brilliant
Oh god I think you did something
HowToCookLikeSlav
the accuracy in this is crazy
HowToCookLikeSlav ok uhh why is this so accurate
yee
Your monotone yet dead serious voice had me laughing the whole video lmao
Alvin obviously had the worst since he needed to use his other hand to make it better
gottem
Its obviously simon. He doesnt like it and he is in pain. Jeanette obvi using her teeth a lot
He is not using his hand, he is touching her hair
By that logic Simon would be getting the worst head.
I genuinely got chills whenever you said 10/10 like unironically got a spine shiver
“Nut meter” I’m dead 😂
What git me is the Simon with the best head.... in a different way
Dude said gulp fiction
helo
This is the most random thing that was in my reccomended.
When is this going to Netflix
Ikr
Soon
I wish
why was this only recommended to me after 4 years
1990: we’ll have flying cars in the future
2019: Which chipmunk is getting the best head
no one:
my youtube recommendations:
I got it in my recommended too
Yeah
Basically.
Same
Everyone knows that "timid"; "shy" is synonymous of BEST HEAD
3:05 Why is this actual courtroom quality evidence.
Even America’s future President JSchlatt said it’s Theodore.
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat
Wyd? He’s running for president, everybody knows this.
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat It’s a joke. He literally says that himself. His merch says Schlatt 2020. His pinned tweet is a link to his merch website saying ”I’m running for president”.
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat thnx I didn’t know I was confused Af👀
Tsk when will they listen
what a madlad
i lost it when he said “gulp fiction” oml lmao
“Nut-O-Meter”
-Not Cool Noah (2019)
Why is the is recommended to me 4 years later ……
Nobody:
The History Channel at 3 AM:
I can’t live without wanting to yell at stuff like this.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE
Lmao, there’s this boy at my school who won’t stop talking about this 😂😂
Why you exposing me
u bad
Same
People say internet is brainrot now, pretty sure internet has always been brainrot
Exactly
Indeed
@@BugVall indubitably
What series of decisions led me here
All of them
It showed me in the feed
Thats why im here and probably also you
I got this on my recommended, so....
The right decisions my friend
Why does Simon look like a lamp with a blue shirt on? 😂😂
LMFAO
When he says “Jeanette” I get so weirded out lol
Jeanette Vazquez I’ll pray for you
@@kaylareyes818we'll pray😂
Makes you think shes black
Teen Mom 2
Why has this been recommended to me 💀
Simon just looks like he wants to die and Theodore looks like he's dying
1978 Porsche 935-78 ah an other alvanist
LMFFFFAAAAAOOO
Im dying rightnow
Out of laugh
I don’t think I ever laughed so hard holy cow 😂😂 *”g U L P F I C T I O N”*
I still can't get over the fact that people analyzed and presented several arguments about a meme that shouldn't even be shown in public
Not only that, there must've been the guy who came (Pun kinda intended) up with these names laughing his ass off while watching this
Dawg wtf is animal channel doing at 2:39 am😭
You’re forgetting one very important thing
Simon’s female counterpart had braces
*_oh shit_*
She doesn't
No she doesn’t
F
Yea she does
Legend has it Einstein almost failed to get his PhD because he struggled understanding this video for a while.
GULP FICTION
GULP FICTION
GULP FICTION
iAmMekhi GULP FICTION
GULP FICTION
GULP FICTION
With the audio we now know. Simon just started to fucking ascend into the air
Use me as an “I’m a Theodorian” button
boop
I wish I knew how to like more than once.
@@potatofairy4512 make mor3 google accounts
No
No
I can't believe people think it's not theodore.
He acts like a kindergartner
@@stratis5360 Which makes him adorable, which results in him getting the best head.
Theodore has the best head
@@king_animekid6648 Theodore is the best head
@@dami479 you out here Brain blasting.
When I 1st heard this i thought it talking about who has the biggest brain
The Acorns™ ad before this is just the cherry on top
Your voice makes this sound like a C.I.A debrief
Its funny how whoever made the picture tried so hard to ruin everyone's childhoods but failed miserably😂😂😂💀💀💀
Almxghty Yungeen Artist: I'm going to ruin everyone's childhood.
Noah: I'm going to enhance everyone's childhood.
wasnt a meme, made by a guy who consistently draws underaged furry porn
It's literally 2:00am and I'm not just saying this for the joke, it's literally 2:00am.
And I'm watching an in depth analysis of which chipmunk from my childhood got the best sucky sucky.
Did you lay this egg?
Same lmao wtf
I'm under alot of stress rn and this isn't helping
@@PresidentLunt kakyoin did
Jouta Kujo F
Wait THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO??? 😭😭
Can’t wait to show this to my “alvinist” friends
Barky Why wait!
"Friends"
Garbage humans they should all be incinerated purely to fuel my house’s electricity and for my own personal joy.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Noah: Big swallow McDouble slurp 2.0
G U L P F I C T I O N
[TTV]_ChiefwangwangYT that’s my new indie band’s name
Kriss Patrick and that
Useless “no one”
Shit murdered me when he said that
Not Cool Noah: *exposes who gets best head*
FBI: “Sir, we are currently tracking you down due to too much information was exposed on who is getting the best head”
Swoovin Why do I hear boss music?
The new audio version begs to differ
It's not Alvin. It's probably Theodore, but Simon is a nerd so its probably his first time having head, which means he's probably sensitive af.
Wth have I commented
You've commented knowledge my friend
Ong
Wrong, the fact Simon's a nerd actually makes it very clear he probably watches a lot of hentai, therefore he's extremely desensitized, explaining the reason why he needs to participate of the head action to actually nut. I rest my case
Probably Theodores First time too
Probably Theodores First time too
I showed this to my teacher...
I can no longer walk on the school campus
Wow really stupid teacher
Your Left Shoe is it because she gave you the best head instead?
never happened
Gurjant Dhaliwal r/wooosh
It's basically a discussion about child porn, so good on her
And Simon’s girl got braces and last time I checked you want a girl with a clean mouth
(Edit: its scary how serious you guys are acting)
As a former braces whore to my ex, *it didn't affect it*. Just made kissing weird
Nah nah I'm gonna stop you there, look up pictures of her she's NEVER had braces. PLUS We all know the quiet and shy girls are the freakiest. She's a geek on the streets but a freak in the sheets that's a fact.
justinebpheartss u gave D O M E then?
LMAO YALL ARE TRIPPING, SHE DON’T HAVE BRACES! LOOK IT UP.
Just some fan girl EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING
You realize this is before 2020: ☠️☠️☠️
Sounds like game theory/film theory if you close your eyes and hear his voice
*THEORY THEORY*
Bruh
now just make him emphansize some words
THAT'S JUST A THEORY A NUT THEORY
@@curlyhairjess I'm done!😂
I hope we get the two hand ham twister over here soon
Welcome to another episode of why tf is this I’m my recommend.
Everyone’s fav show.
Edit: ty for so many likes
Thebootywarrior I’m glad this is in mine
I agree with that ep
This is fine
Me as also
Aren’t they kids? 💀
Yes sir
“Previously unknown to north america” LMFAO
Dialboy yeah lmoa
"Gulp fiction"
*Unnecessary Loud Laughter.*
"Alvin he is the leader of the group, the macho chipmunk he clearly gets the most chipmunk ass"
Bro why did you form that sentence 😂😂😂😂
It was Simon. Just because Theodore having his hands on the sofa doesn't necessarily mean he didn't have control, making the argument void.
The head he is receiving is not “top notch” I’m dead af 🤣🤣
RUclips: hey you wanna watch a video where a guy talks about who’s getting the best head out of All chipmunks?
Me: ...
Sure why not
1:25 "you've all seen the photo by now"
*Me shaking in the corner begging for Gods forgiveness:* "I have now"
I was a Theodorian from day 1. Thank you for putting this thesis to words so that I may reference it in the future.