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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @RatterTatterGaming
    @RatterTatterGaming 2 месяца назад +2414

    7:25 Hey that’s my video! Thanks for adding it and thanks for watching!

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  2 месяца назад +559

      Why are you holding a gun? 🔫🤨

    • @notvladyt
      @notvladyt 2 месяца назад +48

      @@PhoenixSC great question 🥪

    • @RatterTatterGaming
      @RatterTatterGaming 2 месяца назад +171

      ⁠@@PhoenixSCI plead the 5th and 2nd

    • @Catssup
      @Catssup 2 месяца назад +39

      @@PhoenixSC You couldn't name the F3 values

    • @notvladyt
      @notvladyt 2 месяца назад +11

      @@RatterTatterGaming i agree with what this handsome man said, full offense?

  • @sheepishshepherd
    @sheepishshepherd 2 месяца назад +2036

    2:52 The glasses the villager is wearing are reading glasses. They are for people who have trouble seeing things directly in front of them. You wear them low so you can look down to read and look up to see normally.

    • @alazarbisrat1978
      @alazarbisrat1978 2 месяца назад +19

      pretty sure you mean far sight

    • @SimonSaysDeath
      @SimonSaysDeath 2 месяца назад +141

      @@alazarbisrat1978 no, you aren't reading something on the other side of the room, you are reading something close, so they are for near sight.

    • @Demoneye097
      @Demoneye097 2 месяца назад +40

      ​@@alazarbisrat1978I don't think he is talking about near sightedness

    • @sheepishshepherd
      @sheepishshepherd 2 месяца назад +26

      @@SimonSaysDeath i think they took near-sight as a person instead of the action. ill edit my message to be clearer.

    • @Malowith
      @Malowith 2 месяца назад +88

      To resolve the confusion in the replies here: They are glasses designed for a far-sighted person to help them see near-sight.
      So, they are for near-sight in the sense that they provide near-sight, but they are also for far-sight in the sense they are designed to fix it. It depends on which aspect you mean by "for".
      Edit: The original comment was edited to remove the term "near-sight" in reference to the glasses, but know that it used to be there for context.

  • @Npyne
    @Npyne 2 месяца назад +2147

    5:40 the game is called 'people playground' for those wondering.

    • @Salamand3r15
      @Salamand3r15 2 месяца назад +117

      pretty fun game to experiment with dummies

    • @MauricioLSB
      @MauricioLSB 2 месяца назад +109

      I love the game dude
      Is very relaxing.
      Specially the sounds and screams

    • @Fahimlol
      @Fahimlol 2 месяца назад +34

      100% achievements and over 300 hours

    • @DuckTGD
      @DuckTGD 2 месяца назад +21

      i love that game.
      i am addicted to it

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 2 месяца назад +19

      @@MauricioLSB the scream mod is essential

  • @CookieMage27
    @CookieMage27 2 месяца назад +2481

    YOU GOT THE JUMP WRONG, he was no sprint but it was not a diagonal jump up, just in front and up

    • @Plumjet09
      @Plumjet09 2 месяца назад +731

      That’s why in parkour civilization nobody goes for the beef

    • @Fanndch
      @Fanndch 2 месяца назад +347

      Yeah he had no idea that in Parkour Civilization, you only eat one meal a day

    • @Waffles17643
      @Waffles17643 2 месяца назад +174

      Yeah it’s really not worth the little bit of extra food

    • @ThatAsianPenguin
      @ThatAsianPenguin 2 месяца назад +61

      ITS THE COOKIE MAGEE!!!! Never Thought I’d see you again, check out his cookie baking song trust

    • @CookieMage27
      @CookieMage27 2 месяца назад +14

      How did get top comment so fast? Musta been spiting fax

  • @mightymak1416
    @mightymak1416 2 месяца назад +486

    0:10 his home is so secure it got 2 step verification

    • @ProtoAlpha
      @ProtoAlpha 2 месяца назад +8

      Heh heh heh☺️

    • @Z-40
      @Z-40 2 месяца назад

      I will get freaky with you

    • @indeedinteresting2156
      @indeedinteresting2156 2 месяца назад +3

      Bugs(spiders) can still get in though. ☹️

    • @sprknGD
      @sprknGD 2 месяца назад +1

      lol

    • @andyfloss.
      @andyfloss. 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@indeedinteresting2156Must be a bug in the security system.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад +170

    The librarian is slightly farsighted, so they only need reading glasses at the bottom of their vision, where the books usually are.

  • @vitvitcher2782
    @vitvitcher2782 2 месяца назад +641

    2:00 And this is why in parkour civilization no one jumps for the beef

    • @AmenKing1999Gaming
      @AmenKing1999Gaming 2 месяца назад +23

      It's either too much or too little.

    • @floppa_9530
      @floppa_9530 2 месяца назад +42

      its really not worth risking your entire life for half a hunger bar more 😔😔😔

    • @goldenaxolotl9718
      @goldenaxolotl9718 2 месяца назад +9

      should i watch it

    • @hannahoxley1049
      @hannahoxley1049 2 месяца назад

      @@goldenaxolotl9718 I accidentally clicked on it and got sucked in - it feels like watching the same thing for 2 hours straight. I can't say it's horrible because they clearly put some effort in it and spent time "acting" and editing, but overall I wouldn't recommend it unless you want something to play in the background

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 2 месяца назад +2

      @@floppa_9530 i really thought chicken was more filling

  • @Roverruv
    @Roverruv 2 месяца назад +457

    The warden should get attacked by the creaking since it isn't looking at it. It is blind after all.

    • @Minty7602
      @Minty7602 2 месяца назад +13

      Well, it never stopped looking

    • @princeksean5047
      @princeksean5047 2 месяца назад +35

      The player is looking at it

    • @Toadfish10
      @Toadfish10 2 месяца назад +19

      The Warden's AI has a 'looking at' value
      *It was never blind*

    • @sand7677
      @sand7677 2 месяца назад +6

      They're in love with eachother so they wouldn't do that

    • @Toadfish10
      @Toadfish10 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Pwnopolis Who pissed in your drink

  • @pncka
    @pncka 2 месяца назад +1101

    I had no idea Lydia left Mojang. I don't know what Minecraft Live will be like without her. I hope she does well in the future.

    • @dinhero21
      @dinhero21 2 месяца назад +31

      why did she leave?

    • @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken
      @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken 2 месяца назад +135

      @@dinhero21 people move on. minecraft has been her life for 10+ years.

    • @rvgordeev
      @rvgordeev 2 месяца назад +3

      That is people playground 5:16

    • @rvgordeev
      @rvgordeev 2 месяца назад +1

      Try it out

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 2 месяца назад +10

      And I never heard of her, so no loss here

  • @GetMicrowaved
    @GetMicrowaved 2 месяца назад +238

    2:52 because those are reading glasses. He only needs them while reading

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 2 месяца назад +419

    The ragdoll sim is people playground. It's a very cool simulation game but rather disturbing. Then again this is the minecraft subreddit so it won't be as bad as some of the other stuff you've seen.

    • @Minty7602
      @Minty7602 2 месяца назад +15

      2nd highest rated steam game btw

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 месяца назад +23

      otherwise known as the game that lets you attach someone to a nuclear reactor with jumper cables

    • @ChocoRainbowCorn
      @ChocoRainbowCorn 2 месяца назад +10

      Honestly, I don't see People Playground as an disturbing game. Believe me when I say it, it is _very_ tame compared to literally nearly any other game that has violence and ragdoll physics. But then again, if you find blood in video games disturbing, maybe you need to take a break from gaming or change the kinds of games you play. Unless you are just really sensitive to stuff, in which case, that's my bad.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 2 месяца назад

      @@ChocoRainbowCorn have you seen TwoSoda's videos?

    • @OfficialJoeTheChicken
      @OfficialJoeTheChicken 2 месяца назад +2

      You gotta play it

  • @isrichieee
    @isrichieee 2 месяца назад +217

    1:59 you forgot the one rule, NEVER jump for the beef.

    • @KeyBell
      @KeyBell 2 месяца назад +26

      A parkour noob can't sprint that's why the jump is hard

    • @Monkeymario.
      @Monkeymario. 2 месяца назад +12

      also evbo is on 1 hunger bar

    • @jeremypanjaitan4039
      @jeremypanjaitan4039 2 месяца назад +1

      just break the block lmao

    • @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2
      @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 2 месяца назад

      @@jeremypanjaitan4039 parkour noobs aren't allowed to break blocks

    • @AarnavMarimuthu
      @AarnavMarimuthu 11 дней назад

      Why not just hit the people poisoning you into the void

  • @sirenhead8767
    @sirenhead8767 2 месяца назад +102

    2:08 - when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

    • @dovahc816
      @dovahc816 2 месяца назад +6

      This too is yuri

    • @PlutoNeptuneUranusSaturn
      @PlutoNeptuneUranusSaturn 2 месяца назад +7

      STANDING HERE I REALIZE

    • @swagymanthe3rd
      @swagymanthe3rd 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@PlutoNeptuneUranusSaturnYOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

    • @V30-1J
      @V30-1J 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@swagymanthe3rdBUT WHOSE TO JUDGE!?

    • @swagymanthe3rd
      @swagymanthe3rd 2 месяца назад +2

      @@V30-1J THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?

  • @SpildCofee
    @SpildCofee 2 месяца назад +120

    The Piglin one is absolutely terrifying and I don’t know why

    • @CookieMage27
      @CookieMage27 2 месяца назад +3

      @@SpildCofee yes but really 🤓

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 2 месяца назад +14

      Might be because an entire army chased op into the overworld and into the base that should have been impenetrable?

    • @jacobmaitland3613
      @jacobmaitland3613 2 месяца назад +5

      How it feels hitting a zombie pigskin in the nether ah moment

    • @stevenhe3462
      @stevenhe3462 2 месяца назад +1

      Dr Strange Piglins.

  • @PV9000
    @PV9000 2 месяца назад +200

    5:29 the game the post is playing is called people playground, you should totally check it out

    • @havnmartin
      @havnmartin 2 месяца назад +5

      hell yeah he deffinently should, its so fun
      and the modding community is nice.
      (ive also talked with some of the huge modders, like bob1245, quangpt, creator/owner of Nova Interactive, owner of team wilson, etc)

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      erm... actually... its called "garry's mod" and you can get it for 5 dollars.. DISLIKED

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад +3

      erm... actually... the game is called "gmod"

    • @tntdog99
      @tntdog99 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Couldbe3555 it's not?

    • @havnmartin
      @havnmartin 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Couldbe3555 its not

  • @Aragorn-wc8dr
    @Aragorn-wc8dr 2 месяца назад +62

    1:55 the thing is, you can't sprint for this jump. The noobs in parkour civilization are always at 1 hunger bar. But you don't need to do it diagonally though

    • @Eagle-Fly
      @Eagle-Fly 2 месяца назад +4

      True, they dont have enough food for more than 2/3 hunger.
      But it seems like pheonix forgot rule #1, never jump for the beef

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Eagle-FlyI mean, it is better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken, rather than risk your life for half a hunger bar more.

  • @IlikeburgerKing123
    @IlikeburgerKing123 2 месяца назад +60

    1:18
    Creaking : "what have you done."

    • @DaEpicGoblin
      @DaEpicGoblin Месяц назад

      Burned your house
      -steve probably

  • @greenrit6664
    @greenrit6664 2 месяца назад +28

    People who gave Lydia hate for stuff she couldn’t control when she did an awesome job are like the idiots who hate an actor for the writing.

  • @Waffles17643
    @Waffles17643 2 месяца назад +117

    2:10 “and he stands there, UNFAZED!”

    • @creativegamer_03
      @creativegamer_03 2 месяца назад +5

      STANDING HERE

    • @AmenKing1999Gaming
      @AmenKing1999Gaming 2 месяца назад +3

      He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

    • @agentmc7868
      @agentmc7868 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@creativegamer_03I REALIZE

    • @cr34tive
      @cr34tive 2 месяца назад +6

      YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTROY!!!

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 месяца назад +80

    2:35 no way that was a book this whole time, i always thought it was just a hat 😭

    • @WeirdWimp
      @WeirdWimp 2 месяца назад +3

      its the librarian why wouldnt it be a book

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 месяца назад +6

      @@WeirdWimp Could’ve been a… an uhm… a… a librarian hat?
      Idk man I just thought it was a special hat :(

    • @Braian9887
      @Braian9887 2 месяца назад +3

      You are the type of person who, when you see an ordinary tree, thinks it is albion online es un mmorpg no lineal en el que escribes tu propia historia sin limitarte a seguir un camino prefijado, explora un amplio mundo abierto con cinco biomas unicos, todo cuanto hagas tendra su repercusíon en el mundo, con su economia orientada al jugador de albion los jugadores crean practicamente todo el equipo a partir de los recursos que consiguen, el equipo que llevas define quien eres, cambia de arma y armadura para pasar de caballero a mago o juego como una mezcla de ambas clases, aventurate en el mundo abierto y haz frente a los habitantes y las criaturas de albion, inicia expediciones o adentrate en mazmorras en las que encontraras enemigos aun mas dificiles, enfrentate a otros jugadores en encuentros en el mundo abierto, lucha por los territorios o por ciudades enteras en batallas tacticas, relajate en tu isla privada donde podras construir un hogar, cultivar cosechas, criar animales, unete a un gremio, todo es mejor cuando se trabaja en grupo [musica] adentrate ya en el mundo de albion y escribe tu propia historia

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Braian9887 uuuh yea uh mhm hmm mhh yea uuh yuh huh

  • @Apollon11th
    @Apollon11th 2 месяца назад +62

    1:05man can’t have sht in the end

    • @8yeetus8
      @8yeetus8 2 месяца назад +2

      True lol how doesn't this have any replies yet

    • @JustAGamer-t9m
      @JustAGamer-t9m Месяц назад +1

      Looking for this comment

  • @Fanta7697
    @Fanta7697 2 месяца назад +87

    0:53 it’s reeeeeeal the one piece is REEEEEEAL

    • @darks_gene707
      @darks_gene707 2 месяца назад

      sleeper agent moment

    • @hypeman958
      @hypeman958 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@darks_gene707"sleeper agent activated" mfs when the reference is literally nowhere

    • @floorman7076
      @floorman7076 2 месяца назад +1

      THE ONE PIECEEEEEE

    • @jaydentplays7485
      @jaydentplays7485 22 дня назад

      The Pc ain’t in one piece.

  • @-datque-1410
    @-datque-1410 2 месяца назад +21

    at 1:00, im not even joking, as soon as he broke the portal my screen turned black and started freaking out for a minute, i got so scared

  • @kittsumiiplays1525
    @kittsumiiplays1525 2 месяца назад +7

    Hearing Phoenix's voice light up with delight as he reads the poem at 0:05 is so funny.

  • @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun
    @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun 2 месяца назад +116

    1:59 I'm wondering how many people will point that he shouldn't have sprint there haha

  • @MrCrossa
    @MrCrossa 2 месяца назад +30

    5:05 Steve got on the Ozempic

  • @Flash-FireCC
    @Flash-FireCC 2 месяца назад +13

    2:09 "Stand proud Warden. You're strong."
    2:42 Also this is why we need fog in the Pale Garden I mean look at that!

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 месяца назад +32

    1:04 so that's how they move!

  • @fafuo
    @fafuo 2 месяца назад +66

    2:08 "do you think they've explored each others bodies?"

    • @GamesPlatform.
      @GamesPlatform. 2 месяца назад +5

      they are too far away from each other

    • @xadxtya
      @xadxtya 2 месяца назад +1

      freaky

    • @埊
      @埊 2 месяца назад +6

      Warden: unstoppable force
      Creakeng: immovable thing

    • @det.idiot10
      @det.idiot10 2 месяца назад +2

      @@埊 it moves when you’re not looking

    • @Beereeey
      @Beereeey 2 месяца назад +5

      i love man-made horrors beyond my comprehesion yaoi

  • @AerospaceCoot35
    @AerospaceCoot35 2 месяца назад +74

    1:24 I'm lost at how this is still a thing lol...

    • @LEEFDG
      @LEEFDG 2 месяца назад +3

      and to think I clicked that timestamp expecting nothing to happen.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 2 месяца назад +21

      Don't you mean you're at a *loss*?

    • @lillrz
      @lillrz 2 месяца назад +6

      Please explain the joke 😭😭 literally everyone else I know seems to know it but won't tell me

    • @AerospaceCoot35
      @AerospaceCoot35 2 месяца назад +8

      @@lillrz Comic someone made that people made fun of and then overly simplified it to just a few lines resulting in many jokes and memes if that makes sense.

    • @cosmicminun59
      @cosmicminun59 2 месяца назад +9

      Truly a
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      moment

  • @aethous9163
    @aethous9163 2 месяца назад +24

    7:40 *Villager AI voice*
    YOOOU, SHALL NOT, PAAAAAASS!!

  • @TheVirusWar
    @TheVirusWar 2 месяца назад +27

    3:14 its raining men!

    • @sir_supod
      @sir_supod 2 месяца назад +2

      ​​@vpansf_meeeeeen_
      No need to ask why

    • @morganisapro8k
      @morganisapro8k 2 месяца назад

      no, you guys got it wrong 😭
      its raining men!
      halleluja
      its raining men

  • @AprilZN-DokutahSuzuki
    @AprilZN-DokutahSuzuki 2 месяца назад +8

    2:12 one must imagine sisyphus happy

  • @diorsonliu
    @diorsonliu 2 месяца назад +17

    1:31 In parkour civilization no one ever goes for the beef

  • @CookTF2
    @CookTF2 2 месяца назад +71

    2:47 it's kinda embarrasing the author doesn't know how reading glasses work...

    • @MusicComet
      @MusicComet 2 месяца назад +10

      Healthy vision specimen commenting on a subject they have no experience with.

    • @konstralit2105
      @konstralit2105 2 месяца назад +2

      If they had no experience with this, why did he even made post? For reddit karma & shoutout?

    • @Green_The_Gamer
      @Green_The_Gamer 2 месяца назад +3

      @@konstralit2105 because the op didn’t consider that they could’ve been reading glasses. Reading glasses help with far sightedness mostly, so its easier to read books. So the post they made would make NO sense

    • @Green_The_Gamer
      @Green_The_Gamer 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@MusicComet kinda rude when you don’t know if they have reading glasses, and the original commenter does know what he’s talking about. Reading glasses help far sighted people see things closer to them clearer, like books. The op of that post either assumed the librarians glasses were to help with nearsightedness, or they just don’t know how reading glasses (talking about the post the original comment is talking about). Also the reason the reading glasses aren’t fully in front of the librarians eyes like glasses for nearsighted, reading glasses are often lowered for convenience so you can look up from a book easily, still be able to see far away and look back down to the book through your reading glasses, instead of having to take them off and put them on all the time.

    • @konstralit2105
      @konstralit2105 2 месяца назад

      @@Green_The_Gamer Still, why would he make a post while seeing this us obviously not normal glasses everyone wears?

  • @blawal01
    @blawal01 2 месяца назад +10

    7:07 his x and y coordinates are the negative maximum value of a 16-bit signed integer

  • @suspicioussand
    @suspicioussand 2 месяца назад +5

    8:05 rookie mistake mr. Peenix, now that audio file will stay forever on the Internet

  • @THE.OLD.CALLER.BRONZONG
    @THE.OLD.CALLER.BRONZONG 2 месяца назад +29

    4:19 That is a shiny minecraft sheep in the 4th dimension

  • @sfm_pakic3527
    @sfm_pakic3527 2 месяца назад +23

    5:22 the game called "people playground" and it's a gory ragdoll interaction game

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад +1

      erm... actually.. its called "garry's mod"

    • @tntdog99
      @tntdog99 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Couldbe3555 it's not

    • @sfm_pakic3527
      @sfm_pakic3527 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Couldbe3555 gmod isn't a 2d game :d

    • @SimplyCubedGD
      @SimplyCubedGD 2 месяца назад

      @@Couldbe3555gmod isn’t 2d

    • @HellCromeE
      @HellCromeE 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Couldbe3555r/confidentlyincorrect

  • @Seekgaming3035
    @Seekgaming3035 2 месяца назад +33

    3:07 happy HRMMMMMMM year

  • @samherken
    @samherken 2 месяца назад +5

    2:11 An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  • @DocDog
    @DocDog 2 месяца назад +21

    7:35 I... AM CHAIR

  • @thephonelad992
    @thephonelad992 2 месяца назад +8

    honestly the wooden furnace being like a one-time use thing would be neat

    • @Jedai_Games
      @Jedai_Games 2 месяца назад +2

      And also don't need fuel, because furnace itself is fuel

  • @Spaghett1us
    @Spaghett1us 2 месяца назад +35

    1:17 all he feels is pain…this community is the -best- worst

  • @stealthgaming26
    @stealthgaming26 2 месяца назад +21

    PheonixSC is such a parkour noob, he will NEVER reach the parkour pro level of parkour civilisation.

  • @Mattyzer0
    @Mattyzer0 2 месяца назад +8

    6:34 we are unsure about how fast the trident would be moving.
    I assume that the distance between the trident is about 1 block away from the steve and 1/2 block away from the ground. If it takes around 4.905 seconds for the trident to hit the ground. That means that the velocity of the trident should also be 4.905 ms-1 ignoring air resistance if it hit the target.
    However, this is different seeing the angle the trident is thrown. This could be because of the difference in the centre of mass, but idk how to calculate if thats the case bc I'm dumb. I am going to assume that it started from that position with a 5 degree angle and center of mass is dead centre.
    To do this, the horizontal component must be 2 times faster than the vertical component plus gravity. Therefore, if we assume original velocity is x, xsin(5) + 9.81 must be less or equal 2 times xcos(5) for the trident to hit steve's toes. If we rearrange this, we get that the velocity should be greater or equal to approximately 5.15 ms-1 ignoring air resistance. It should also be negligible given the short distance and the trident being designed to be thrown.
    This is very realistic seeing as steve is superhuman and records of javelin speeds can reach up to and around 30ms-1. Therefore, I conclude that peenix is wrong and that both tridents will very likely hit their targets.
    However, the black lines could represent the top trident falling down. If this is true, then we can infer the bottom trident would be too. Therefore, I come to a separate conclusion that actually both steves threw their tridents upwards, and they collided with each other in the air. Since they have the same speed, their horizontal velocities will cancel out, leaving both to be solely falling vertically. As such, both tridents will fall down on the spot and neither steve will be hit.
    I did this because theres no way you can get me to study otherwise.
    Have fun.

  • @Digby8
    @Digby8 2 месяца назад +17

    4:47 *take back the night*

  • @raspiri
    @raspiri 2 месяца назад +11

    0:53 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!

  • @Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved
    @Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved 2 месяца назад +21

    0:05 I bet this’ll become the next meme.

  • @AerospaceCoot35
    @AerospaceCoot35 2 месяца назад +15

    0:39 I never knew you can create a super flat with nothing but Nether Portals lol.

  • @Manggo-W
    @Manggo-W 2 месяца назад +20

    5:10 pov if minecraft collated with Roblox

  • @seed9507
    @seed9507 2 месяца назад +1

    0:54 THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAL
    plus the idea of world made only of portals reminders me of that one scene from the second spongebob movie where he's time traveling with plankton

  • @organizedchaos3758
    @organizedchaos3758 2 месяца назад +5

    They should make it so if a wood block is on fire within 5 blocks of a creaking heart the corresponding creaking will enter a fire mode where it does way more damage and can move while you're looking at it but you still have to kill it the same way.

  • @Menehune_
    @Menehune_ 2 месяца назад +15

    6:12 is a game called "People Playground", but the minecraft stuff isn't in the game normally. you have to get a mod from the steam workshop for it.

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      erm... actually.. its called "garry's mod"

    • @tntdog99
      @tntdog99 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Couldbe3555 it"s not

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      @@tntdog99 yes it is, how can you be so sure

    • @tntdog99
      @tntdog99 2 месяца назад

      @@Couldbe3555 i have played both of them

    • @tntdog99
      @tntdog99 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Couldbe3555 well if youtube allows me to say this i have played both

  • @kexcz8276
    @kexcz8276 2 месяца назад +9

    2:25 🦊: WEEEEE!!!

  • @dipsauce6725
    @dipsauce6725 2 месяца назад +2

    2:11
    Standing here, i realize, you are just like me trying to make history

  • @TheGutsCasualGamer
    @TheGutsCasualGamer 2 месяца назад +19

    2:15 Senator armstrong wannabe

  • @RorysHappyHouse
    @RorysHappyHouse 2 месяца назад +2

    I will defend parkour civilization with my LIFE. The reason the vertical jump is hard is because a rooted system of classicist autocrats prevent those of the lower classes from gaining enough hunger to sprint, thereby sustaining their rule. The meme about the vertical jump does not take the fact into account, and like any good shonen or drama the system of jumping becomes intertwined and more complex as the series goes on and

    • @pomelo9518
      @pomelo9518 2 месяца назад

      As the series goes on, people will keep doing harder than the hardest jump to the 'surpirise' of everyone and the hard jumps become normal.

  • @mistermonkeyj1691
    @mistermonkeyj1691 2 месяца назад +31

    5:16 is "People playground"

  • @TheSameGoobyGuy
    @TheSameGoobyGuy 2 месяца назад +1

    4:24 *Bro got the whole species chasing him*

  • @justsomerandomdudeontheint9859
    @justsomerandomdudeontheint9859 2 месяца назад +3

    No waifu blocks/mobs this time. I’m impressed.

  • @Jedericdotzip
    @Jedericdotzip 2 месяца назад +1

    1:27 “In creaking civilization, nobody jumps for the beef.”

  • @karal_the_crazy
    @karal_the_crazy 2 месяца назад +3

    2:18 unstoppable force vs immovable object

  • @user-iGb
    @user-iGb 2 месяца назад +3

    7:26 when jschlatt plays minecraft 🔫🐏

  • @Person_Personson
    @Person_Personson 2 месяца назад +6

    4:24 minecraft legends lore:

    • @JenyaFio
      @JenyaFio 2 месяца назад +2

      Nah, that's just an average case of "oops I accidentally hit a zombie piglin".

  • @Timazoree
    @Timazoree 2 месяца назад +1

    1:59 Silly phoenix, thats why no one jumps for the beef

  • @BinaryKiller_Recoded
    @BinaryKiller_Recoded 2 месяца назад +5

    For the game you see at 6:00 , that is called People Playground, and no, it is not a ragdoll engine, tho it works well with ragdolls :) It's a hurting people simulator haha, but it can also do a lot of fun things in it, like build weird machines that shouldn't really work but works anyways

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад +1

      wrong... its actually "garry's mod"

    • @Whimsykit
      @Whimsykit 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Couldbe3555no? That’s a different game 💀

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Whimsykit im so true, can be fact checked

  • @somerandomyoutuber3509
    @somerandomyoutuber3509 2 месяца назад +1

    Answer to the glasses question; best reason a villager would need glasses to read is if they have near sighted blindness, in which they can’t see items close to you as well. This in turn makes sense why the librarian would have reading glasses and have them on all the time. They have near sighted blindness.

  • @UnknownDerpyPro
    @UnknownDerpyPro 2 месяца назад +10

    [3:00] I felt the sass

  • @sashagornostay2188
    @sashagornostay2188 2 месяца назад +1

    The Villlager is SO OBVIOUSLY far-sighted, so he can see clearly in the distance, but needs glasses to read.

  • @frankcunningham2585
    @frankcunningham2585 2 месяца назад +4

    2:11 "YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK"

  • @entityeoe2285
    @entityeoe2285 2 месяца назад +1

    After seeing those phoenix minecraft skins i will now gladly make the "anatomically accurate femalenix SC"

  • @MaddieFlour1
    @MaddieFlour1 2 месяца назад +3

    PhoenixSC video... ON MY BIRTHDAY?! WOHOOO!!!

  • @Evin2in
    @Evin2in 2 месяца назад +1

    Phoenix sc you need to watch the entirety of parkour civilisation. It’s a heartbreaking story about the mistreatment of the lower class with many valuable life lessons

  • @-.-...---7
    @-.-...---7 2 месяца назад +21

    8:00 FOR FREE???

  • @Flitch300
    @Flitch300 2 месяца назад +2

    3:30 - Me who's colorblind: "Wait. I can't tell the difference!" 😂 (I'm pretty sure it's a diamond chestplate in the results slot tho 😂)

  • @akileas5537
    @akileas5537 2 месяца назад +10

    0:17 every baby zombie dream

  • @anjacup1422
    @anjacup1422 2 месяца назад +1

    I think a lot of “roses are red” memes get the syllables way wrong, but the stairs one in the video actually works great!

  • @ragequazar
    @ragequazar 2 месяца назад +6

    4:54 why do i faintly hear the start of land down under

  • @AlrighteeMightee
    @AlrighteeMightee 2 месяца назад +1

    To be in a PhoenixSC video is one thing, but being the first one, is another!

  • @Einuy
    @Einuy 2 месяца назад +7

    6:39 who ever has the best ping

  • @Guffy1990
    @Guffy1990 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember when BebopVox showcased Minecraft Chick and she didn't know how to break a block so just kept repeatedly clicking on a log. She came so damn far and leaves a pretty good legacy.

  • @Hugo-vi7dm
    @Hugo-vi7dm 2 месяца назад +9

    the game at 5:47 is called "people playground"

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      erm... false... its actually "garry's mod"

  • @TangerinoXD
    @TangerinoXD 2 месяца назад +1

    The little ragdoll game is called 'People Playground.' Pretty fun and definitely worth however much it costs on steam.

  • @purple-47
    @purple-47 2 месяца назад +4

    5:34 that's people playground, I'm pretty sure that mod or a version of it, is a few years old now.

  • @kcsion
    @kcsion 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey that’s my Video and Thanks for your Help!

  • @GamerHitman2007
    @GamerHitman2007 2 месяца назад +3

    5:07 "The Real Slim Steve"

  • @Micheal-d8o
    @Micheal-d8o 2 месяца назад +1

    By the weigh in Parkville civilisation, at that point, you couldn’t do any sprint jumping because none of the food would give you enough hunger, and there were no furnaces in the area of the world. Plus, it was also against the law to do that in layer one, so he had to parkour without sprint

  • @mihagomiunik2758
    @mihagomiunik2758 2 месяца назад +4

    Have you ever wondered why the creaking stops when you look at it?
    It's waiting for you to tell it what SC means.

  • @whazzup_teacup
    @whazzup_teacup 2 месяца назад +1

    3:34 I think you need wool to make a FurChest.

  • @corehubaddict
    @corehubaddict 2 месяца назад +17

    5:53 this is people playground

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад +1

      erm... actually... its called "garry's mod"

    • @TheFoxYTB
      @TheFoxYTB 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Couldbe3555you are joking?

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      @@TheFoxYTB im so true

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 2 месяца назад

      The fact he has literally no clue what people playground is is unreasonably hilarious to me

    • @Couldbe3555
      @Couldbe3555 2 месяца назад

      @@corneliusmcmuffin3256 ermm... you probably don't even know who yes15555 is 🥱

  • @TylerRendon-nf6cz
    @TylerRendon-nf6cz 2 месяца назад +1

    Transparent waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs,the record has been broken…

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 2 месяца назад +24

    3:35 Only furries will get this one!

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 2 месяца назад

      sorry i don't want to have sex with a dog so i can't get it

    • @Over0w0MeAmTheHotel
      @Over0w0MeAmTheHotel 2 месяца назад +4

      Real

    • @FauxWhistle9262
      @FauxWhistle9262 2 месяца назад +1

      Real

    • @埊
      @埊 2 месяца назад

      why only they? bc its furchest? or bc it is a furnance of wood whichll burn?

    • @doyoureallyneedaname
      @doyoureallyneedaname 2 месяца назад

      I was looking for this

  • @BobTheEnderman
    @BobTheEnderman 2 месяца назад +1

    5:05 This is what using a Lego Friends figure in a regular set looks like

  • @Jiorgos3D
    @Jiorgos3D 2 месяца назад +7

    The rag doll game is called people playground

  • @BonBon15159
    @BonBon15159 Месяц назад +1

    “my feet :(“ I felt that

  • @Janota_
    @Janota_ 2 месяца назад +3

    2:06 KSI vs DanTDM

  • @StepDownSkyPerformance
    @StepDownSkyPerformance Месяц назад +1

    4:24 to 5:04: If mobs in Minecraft were smart.

  • @doyoureallyneedaname
    @doyoureallyneedaname 2 месяца назад +12

    3:37 "Furchest"🙀🙀🙀

  • @CatacombSewersSewtube
    @CatacombSewersSewtube 21 день назад

    Even though it’s called “exposed” copper, it’ll always be lightly weathered in my heart.