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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
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#PhoenixSC #Memes 
Игры
For those that don't know, the command at 2:56 teleports you 200 blocks above, so it'd probably kill you
I KNEW MY ANSWER WAS NOT WRONG!!
Instead of “equation here” it should’ve said “solution here”.
It scared me so I farted right before I touched the ground, and I got safe.
@@plankera What I think it actually means is that it wants you to teleport to 255, 25, 200
Though, that is not at all obvious from what it says.
@@ezkm1m1x Highly doubt that, because it's a relative destination. Following the instructions, the destination would be written as "tp ~ ~ 255 25 200 ~".
It's just a teleport-yourself-to-death-joke.
3:26
I love how Phoenix focuses on the cluckshroom and doesn't acknowledge the conduit.
Well the conduit is a mob once it’s activated
*considered an entity
What about it? that's a mob
Command Block Minecart
@@CastHydra497 heck you
1:57 Sunflowers always face the Sun IRL. It's due to how their stems grow differently during the day and night. Aside from their appearance, it's the reason they're called sunflowers. If they didn't always face the Sun, they would die since they're not absorbing enough light for photosynthesis.
They face east as that is the direction of the rising sun. They only always follow the sun in the early stages of growing
@@Americanbadashh Yes, once they reach maturity (takes 70-100 days), they face east and stop following the Sun. However, they have a short lifespan after maturity (10-55 days). Given that Minecraft sunflowers never follow the Sun, they're always at maturity. You can wait as long as you want, they won't die. I'm just explaining that this is what the post was trying to point out.
Phoenix, please, the basement is so damp, we cant survive, let us out, there is a govermant here, it has been so long, there are currently more than. 5000 people here, how big is this place
*Periscopenix SC
i like the basement you just have skill issue
Shut up and go back to liking commenting and subscribing and make sure to hit that bell!
@@disassembly4147 there is a fog here, I am scared that I can't find no one, I guess we gotta dance frog till we die or smth
It's a bunker, what do you expect?
My best friend is actually in New Zealand doing an internship with the director! He went jet skiing with jack black and knows every detail of the movie. And he may or may not be leaking stuff to me. If you ask nicely I might tell you what it is
Edit: Okay I told you way down in the replies. Just a warning, Some rando spoofed my name and photo to write a fake response about the plot. It's wrong. I didn't leak anything about the actual plot of the movie
Do. They read. The End Poem.
Can you please tell us what's the main objective going to be about.
PLEASE
:0
Pls tell us I am asking nicely
I'm 99%sure this is fake. Wouldn't he have signed an nda?
For anyone wondering, at 4:08 if you search "scary minecraft mods" it shows "Hardcore Darkness", but in the timestamp above it says, "Hardcore CORNography" I guess you get what I am saying.
Edit: As mentioned by someone in the replies below, if you type "scariest minecraft mods" instead, you will be greeted with the "Hardcore CORNography" result. Also, after looking into it, the picture redirects you to an article by The Irish Sun about "a mother being fumed up after seeing that her 11 y/o daughter had to describe Hardcore CORN in one of her homework essays."
Well. I searched it up as well and it has been fixed to Hardcore Darkness now but the picture is still the same.
Yeah
Yes I just saw it
"Cornography has already breached our defenses"
- tf2 Spy
Yeah i searched it hoping i would find HP and i got HD.
The wall. It has faces. Many faces.
3:54
ITS THE CHICKEN BATTLE ROYALE
If the Minecraft movie doesn’t include jack black doing a Telly bridge then I don’t want it
If Jack black doesn’t build a sheep/endrod machine I don’t want it
@@ThatAsianPenguincan i audition as the sheep?
@@darkentity906 What da heeeeeeeeeellll bruh
@@darkentity906 WHAT DO HEEEEELL
@@darkentity906 Understandable. But no.
For the seed “gullible” thing if you go to the same coords then go up a bit u will be in a lava pool with no ledges(it’s Java edition only)
You have heard of "there is gullible written on the ceiling" and then you look up and they say you're so gullible yea the post was just that in a different form
@@fighterthenighter2078 yea it rlly is but it actually did something ngl 😂 But you shouldn’t do it trust me
dammit now i have to check
2:14 thats crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, because I was crazy. Crazy? I was. . .
@@matthewboire6843 crazy once, they put me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was
Crazy? I crazy was once, me locked they in a room, a room rubber, a room rubber rats with, and crazy makes rats me
crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they put my in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me
Crazy? I was crazy once in a crazy, they put me in a rubber room crazy , crazier crazy is that crazy rat make me craziest every crazy asylum day
5:56 for those who don't know this happens when a buried treasure doesn't generate near the shipwreck so minecraft will keep searching and searching for the nearest buried treasure.
And apparently it lag the sh!t out of server side
Yeah this has happened to me many times
Lmao this happened to me twice and it crashed the server a minute after it happened, then I'd always get a regular map out of it
I didn't know that is Vanilla issue! Hope if there is a mod to fix that, I found one but not for Forge...
Didn't know that until reddit
1:09 it looks like there are ducks with sunglasses
I can't unsee it now
And toast with a face in the middle, too
I see a frog in the middle and left
i saw smilin face
I can see beheaded Wither
Biblically accurate PhoenixSc when
Peenix in a nutshell
is phoenixsc edible?
@@Steamyreweel he waffel?
PhoenixSC is not in the Bible
@@Rippertear Yea he was, he was the devil.
7:39 the new pixel gun update looks 🔥
Where is that footage from?
@@genghiskhan6688 heck if I know
7:28 omg that meme is so old
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Crazy? I was crazy once. they made me watch a video. A PhoenixSC video. And PhoenixSC made me crazy.
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@@LittleB1gMan no shit sherlock
4:24 looked it up, its a mod that removes minimum light levels, and is called Hardcore Darkness the picture is of a lady holding a book/passage up, the picture coming from a news article about an upset(understandably) mother has some inappropriate words from younger audiences. Which im guessing google mismatched with the mod, but i dont know about the mod name.
If you are 18 or older go to the image link
@@Sundrey438 Isn't it just an article?
Apparently the image is related to a news article. It's pretty much about how the parent in the image found out that the local school assigned homework for her 11 year old daughter to define terms that only really mature audiences should know.
bro what it says hardcore cornography qhart is bro yapping about
@@rconmaster um yeah DO NOT look up scariest Minecraft mods
5:16 Pewdiepie’s least favourite item
3:04 Phoenix doing the equation but not recognizing the troll of the tp to the 200 blocks height stunned me
FOR ANYONE WONDERING ABOUT THE "Hardcore Darkness" THING, IT SAYS "Hardcore Por********"
For some people, it says "Hardcore Darkness", idk why the variation
It might not have been edited. Go read the article the image links to, it really has something to do with hardcore p***, just not in a way you'd expect. I have no idea why Google brings this in a Minecraft mod search, though. Hardcore Darkness is a real mod, but how does it connect to this at all?🤷♂
@@Chapmike oh dang what was google on bro 😭
I searched and its still showing hardcore p********** smh
Its Hardcore CORNography but it start with p
@@beef1043 no way 😭
Bro didn’t acknowledge the conduit, but got distracted by cluckshroom 💀 2:24
I love the the Conduit mob from Minecraft
Wrong timestamp, it's at 3:21
Well if we’re calling it an entity, it would be correct. But if it’s called a mob, it’d be wrong.
And the cave spider jockey...
@@toon4783that one exists tho? You can google it. Its a type of skeleton riding on a cave spider.
7:33 imagine if they did something like this for an april fools update that would be wild
i would love that
Just get a gun mod lol
Microsoft would make an example out of the ones responsible; they've been working so hard to distance Minecraft from any kind of gun inagery, taking down certain servers in their rampage.
@@amberhernandez yea but they can’t stop modding! Atleast not yet!…
@@Mavve69 I have a feeling this is gonna age really, REALLY badly
0:24
Phoenix: It's that time of the month again.
Me: Great here we go again.
4:20 I searched before he spoke, and luckily I didn't find anything.
I mean it's still kinda there. I can see where it got it from (look at the image source under the 'hardcore darkness' search result but it's wild. Basically it got minecraft being a kids game and attached it to bs article fear mongering about talking about pornography in schools. Then horribly sources that in the auto suggestions. This is why AI isn't taking our jobs.
You can still get it if you replace scary with scariest
You can also find it by searching minecraft gamemodes or scariest minecraft mods
@@Nahwap doesnt work anymore, tried to get a friend with it lol
@@darealquest it worked for me also it said wild stuff(NSFW)
As far as the "do not look up scary minecraft mods", they have fixed it to say "hardcore darkness". I decided to look up the original reddit post to see what it used to be, and it's bad. the second word used to start with the letter p. that's all i'll say.
By jove it was pronography!
Damn phoenixsc doesnt want us looking for hardcore phonographs
It is changed to hardcore darkness, but theres a picture of a woman holding a paper with some text in it. Not sexual or anything. But when i look uo to the website of that picture, it shows a news that has been discussed in the website. And when you flip the picture or mirror it, the meanings of it are not good to your heart
@@randomguy1826There are no sources and a lot of grammar errors in the article, probably made by AI
@@randomguy1826There are no sources and a lot of grammar errors in the article, probably made by AI
4:43 we have trains looking like that but the blue is purple in Finland
People who googled minecraft mods the second he said to not do that:
✋🌚
6:41 Hey
It says gullible in the seed.
thats...that joke
@@Samstercraft77Yeah?
Oh so it does
what- ohh you stole my world
@@40Ccents Nice
2:25 this physics mod has been everywhere and it’s always so funny
Ikr
Ive heard that you can just use the new block entities fir it. So you don't even need a mod. You can just use a data pack.
@@corbinbell820whats it called and is it on bedrock or just java
@@NolanHOfficial they're probably saying you can use the new display entities if you don't want to install a mod...which is much harder than installing a mod...
sethbling has made a physics engine with datapacks though (java)
@@Samstercraft77 ok
6:43 I went onto Chunkbase to see if there were any structures at the coordinates. It's showing literally nothing at those exact coordinates but the surface biome no matter what I set the biome height to. However, it is showing a lava pool, a ravine, & a mineshaft a few chunks away. I don't play Minecraft post 1.13, & Chunkbase has 1.20 but not 1.20.4, so someone else may have to check to see if PhoenixSC was inside a wall of something when he teleported.
It's probably a joke about how the seed is called gullible, and it's tricking people to look, thus making them gullible
Your a hero.@@troublemonkey1_626
6:48 He pretended to fall for it for the content, what a selfless person
i thought there was gonna be some among us structure idk
💀
@@Shrillpace I took a closer look myself, and... maybe??? I'm seeing it in a lava pool above the coordinates, but the resemblance isn't really close enough. There's also an 8-vein of diamond ore several blocks down too, but that's pretty much it.
1:09 i see faces in that wall, just me?
I se them too
as someone with autism, adhd, and anxiety all in one,
I can confirm you are not the only one who sees faces in that wall
Pretty sure that is the point of the post. Pheonix is just pretending not to see anything.
@@eliteswattoilet seeing faces in inanimate objects is pretty universal cause of pareidolia and the human brain wanting to identify faces
I see them too
Completely missed “conduit” XD 3:26
2:14
Idk what that is either and its making me go crazy
...I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
a rubber room
@@sholamakinde430 a rubber room with rats
As a New Zealander i am honoured to have a weird live action movie about a video game filmed in my country
1:16 hey, its me ^^
It actually is. Nice
Gg bang pikri :O
That film will be a catastrophe
No daily crossword? 😢
Telling people on the internet not to do something is like trying to put out fire with 1 cup of beer
Or perhaps a cup of lighter fluid
4:13 what am I missing? The censored word isn’t a bad word afaik, it’s just a noun form of the word “dark”.
Ik
Yeah, maybe it’s the picture? I mean I don’t know what the picture is so…
I really didn't understand this part, why did he censor the image? It's just a random woman 🤷♂️
it’s censored to make it funny
same
2:14 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats. And rats make me go crazy.
Because im CRRAZZZY!!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Yeah, its confirmed.
The minecraft movie is an indirect sequel to the Jumanji movies
2:32 I thought he was gonna eat the axe lol
7:20 Kirby found your sin unforgivable 💀 🔪
Poyo
@@AxoTheGamer Poyo! 🧾💀
@@jacob13-yv7cv i Lôve Kirby:3
@@AxoTheGamerMē tØó.
4:02 jungle abomination is a minecraft dungeons boss! hope this helps!
It's somehow always tankier than I remember.
4:35 Sounds like hitting a Flux Construct with a hammer in Tears of the Kingdom.
yoo another TotK fan
yoo another TotK fan
It’s crazy how authentic that the trees look so similar to the Minecraft branches
0:18 I hate when this happens to me, especially when both the blocks float off as I approach them
same bro.🙏
Thank you phoenix for my post in your video 6:22 🔥
5:49 AYO PEENIX I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT- 😭
We need more people making good Minecraft modpacks/mods, less popular than it should be tbh.
5:40 Please mojang we need it pleasssseeee!!!!¡!!!!
Just so you know, that guy is hostile and attacks you with a two-handed slam attack similar to an Iron Golem. He is created by the earlier Jungle Abomination.
Minecraft dungeons
@@oscarwillimott9296sounds cool to me
You don't wanna how hard those bastards hit.
0:57 that stuff looks like it is from the dynamic Tree mod.
1:18 mod is radium's armament if anyone is wondering
Great at 1:52 Phoenix is showing us how to make vodka
0:01 God of minecraft 🙏🏾
2:50 It's probably just like the loading screen prank, the command will make them go 200 blocks higher than they are.
The wall at 1:20 was a piston door from the updated redstone handbook
6:10 oh yes, until you open the chest there will be no loot there
breaking the chest would still put the loot out, and it didnt drop a chest
I was scared and not opened that chest ever again.
Shrödinger's Loot: the loot is neither there nor not until you open the box.
4:23 it says hardcore darkness 💀
What does that mean? (Please give me a straight answer instead of "oH YoU DoNt WaNnA KnoW" or "yOuR tOo InNoCeNt"
i don't understand it was just woman showing a paper
@@FyreMoon1 that's what I'm saying, it isn't anything bad 😭
@@sparklinglate9214then dont zoom in and look at whats written on it...
Hardcore Darkness is a mod which makes night pitch black. (Like it was in ancient versions of MC.)
Other than that, I have no clue.
Hey Phoenix, i would really like to know what features you would like to be added to Minecraft, or removed / Changed. If you could even make it into a data pack / mod. So people could experience your preferred way to play Minecraft.
1:48 you're not refining a potato into vodka, you're distilling everything inside the potato that can be a liquid at room temperature.
To make vodka you first need to break down the starches (& other complex sugars) into simple sugars like glucose and fructose, ferment that with yeast, and then distill the fermentation product.
So they added pre-vodka
3:07 this is an average thing everyone does
0:42 wait live action? Not animated...
Oh boy...
I feel like they could pull it off, check who the creators and animators are
Lol I just commented the exact same thing. Im surprised because i know loads of people who make minecraft animations and, like, Story Mode is a thing so why not animate it a similar style? We know it can be done to that scale so why go live action? Makes no sense imo.
Live action is going to be so much less likely to look good. Minecraft is already an odd style and it is just going to feel really uncanny in live action.
They said they wanted to avoid the thing that happened with Sonic
@@sboy2044 But the thing that happened with Sonic was only a problem because the movie was live action. If it was fully animated then it would have like, you know, already looked like sonic from the start.
Im glad the sonic movie managed to pull it off, but yeah.
But that does give me more hope in the movie given they do want to avoid that.
"do not google scary minecraft mod"
"Prohibition is a command"
4:30 either they fixed it or the joke is going over my head...
"Hardcore darkness"
what is the problem?
They fixed it
Its Actually Hardcore CORNography
Put the word est after scary and its there tell me if you see it
@@HunterO-rl8ku Damn dude!!😂
Search up “scariest minecraft mods”
2:44 Pablo.
We all know that "scary minecraft mods" search rates skyrocketed after this banger video by peenix
4:49 it might be possible to pinpoint the location where this was taken
These things I'm pretty sure run just on chromecasts so it shouldn't be that hard to get in
It's in Brno panels using windows embedded
@@Ajnoscz yeah I know that but I remember seeing some random chromecasts too and by pinpointing location I mean the exact nearest bus stop
People always make fun of Bing. Meanwhile Google:
I love it when I come across a blue firefly in the caves
That diamond block was offended
3:27 peenix ignoring the fact that a conduit is a mob
4:07 I swear, hardcore can't have something suspicious because it makes sense why Phoenix made a video about "Harcore mode"
2:37 Minecraft physics update
7:45 it is f**king Spamton, that's [Crazy]
Where
4:03 For anyone who’s curious: The Jungle Abomination is the boss from Minecraft Dungeon’s Jungle Awakens DLC. And for the record, bro doesn’t not hold back.
Why are the zombies arm textures backwards 8:00 .
Minecraft
bedrock moment
@@UTubeTrollCriminalThat has nothing to do with Bedrock.
never going to miss PhoenixSC progressively losing more and more braincells
can't wait for someone to draw oozix sc chan
phonix freaks out before promptly turning into a man interested in crossing his arms and green rocks
Hrmm
00:00 if I am not mistaken, that is a drill from Deep Rock Galactic
Minecraft oak trees are soo iconic that they added them to real life
4:13 The bidoof is covering an image of some random woman while the Bulbasaur is covering the word "Darkness" and it's a mod that changes the lighting in minecraft.
It was fixed. Before the Bulbasaur covered up the word that starts with p and ends with ography (I'd rather not actually say it) and the other one isn't covering up the woman, but the paper she's holding as it includes bad words when flipped around
@@leighannfranklin3632pornography
4:14 Hardcore Phoenixgraphy 💀
Seeing that they are making actual trees for the movie shows us how much work they want to put into just to make a group of people happy
Oh hey, PhoenixSC 😏
I have a feeling this movies gonna be so bad we’re all gonna remember it and rewatch it to point and laugh at how bad it was lmao
Jungle Abomination is the End Boss for the Jungle DLC in Minecraft Dungeons. The Jungle is undoubtedly the longest frickin level!!
2:56 i saw this. this is not a mod, but a large set of command blocks
6:54 whats the joke?
That your gullible if you tried it
1:33 - It really looks like a moonshine still
Now I kinda want to look scary Minecraft Mobs up
0:43 MY mother did some of the costumes for this, excited to go to the premier!
0:10 the recovery compass was spazzing out?
Hrmmm
He’s become one of the villagers
Fun fact: The old bricks texture was broken in the same way.
4:44 these mods are called Immersive and there are +- 150 cars mod with paintings and with weapons and finally... Trains you can have resource-packs with trains so you have more trains
7:54 why are the skeletons bleeding
I searched “Scary Minecraft Mods” nothing inappropriate came up!