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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @SerenaPalmer
    @SerenaPalmer 4 года назад +3898

    “It is literally easier to get into the Capitol building than it is to get into this package” 💀💀💀

    • @itspatrickwayne
      @itspatrickwayne 4 года назад +29

      me trying to open a jar that won't open

    • @sarahundt3621
      @sarahundt3621 4 года назад +2

      I LITERALLY CRIED 😂😂

    • @zolo400
      @zolo400 4 года назад +9

      this aged well didnt it.

    • @alyssastacey6056
      @alyssastacey6056 4 года назад +1

      I FLOPPED LIKE A FISH BRO HAHAHA

  • @2kstephanie11
    @2kstephanie11 4 года назад +3905

    The fact that the romaine lettuce trade led to a friendship with Chrissy and John to the point where they give you a literal personal gift is amazinggggggg

    • @Rexmoona
      @Rexmoona 4 года назад +24

      I’m so out of the loop, what was the romaine lettuce trade!?

    • @megangrady1650
      @megangrady1650 4 года назад +40

      I can't believe that was the beginning of quarantine. CRAZY!

    • @littlebird7590
      @littlebird7590 4 года назад +26

      So sweet of them after all their heartache this year 😢

    • @tatumpepper
      @tatumpepper 4 года назад +1

      @@littlebird7590 this was before

    • @maxx4238
      @maxx4238 4 года назад

      rught!

  • @randilinneabrandbu154
    @randilinneabrandbu154 4 года назад +3783

    WHEN CHRISSY TEIGEN SAYS TAKE A FULL LENGTH PIC, U TAKE A FULL LENGTH PIC.

    • @jailenelizbeth9681
      @jailenelizbeth9681 4 года назад +139

      LMAOOOO THE WAY HE CASUALLY SAYS CHRISSY TEXTED ME

    • @III1IlIIlIllIl
      @III1IlIIlIllIl 4 года назад +2

      Lets see how many subs i can get from this comment. I have 131 right now.

    • @user-gh3sl9zc5o
      @user-gh3sl9zc5o 4 года назад +3

      no questions asked xD

  • @shanafife3228
    @shanafife3228 4 года назад +2067

    "As you guys know, I've bought Kylie skin before so, 1, I'm definitely not afraid of the vaccine...". Lol.

  • @oliviaoverboard
    @oliviaoverboard 4 года назад +2220

    chris getting hair care while having a shaved head is so funny to me

    • @beatricecollins8910
      @beatricecollins8910 3 года назад +9

      You still have to take care of your hair well it is shaved

    • @jordanfuller398
      @jordanfuller398 3 года назад +4

      I just learned that it’s technically skin care and that you still gotta take care of that scalp skin🤠

    • @isabellawilliams7502
      @isabellawilliams7502 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Sparkle__Punk
    @Sparkle__Punk 4 года назад +921

    I did not wake up today thinking I'd see a grown man pantomime breastfeeding a gallon-sized water bottle but here we are.

  • @elmy026
    @elmy026 4 года назад +976

    “Am I a patriot?” When I tell you I nearly peed myself laughing

  • @kyli5340
    @kyli5340 4 года назад +1723

    imagine the direction this channel would go in if chris was emotionally stable

    • @besma2627
      @besma2627 4 года назад +168

      There would be no Channel.

    • @Embur19
      @Embur19 4 года назад +51

      it would rapidly decline, just like me ;)

    • @meghanmoleski7219
      @meghanmoleski7219 4 года назад +17

      downhill for sure😂😂

    • @kamrynclaire
      @kamrynclaire 4 года назад +16

      it would be boring !

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +347

      cant even imagine

  • @giuly8jojo
    @giuly8jojo 4 года назад +639

    the reaction to Claudia's bottle is SENDING ME

    • @tcoker0416
      @tcoker0416 4 года назад +9

      When he breastfed it I fucking lost it

  • @amberlilyy
    @amberlilyy 4 года назад +920

    Me: who's Chrissy and John?
    Chris: holds it up
    Me: oh literally Chrissy Teigen and John Legend... Got it.

  • @faithxJx6
    @faithxJx6 4 года назад +1822

    honestly I feel everyone needs a chris as a friend WHERE IS MY CHRIS 😭

    • @sw8547
      @sw8547 4 года назад +11

      I want one toooooo

    • @eviec7303
      @eviec7303 4 года назад +32

      Be your own Chris

    • @Roxannekohne
      @Roxannekohne 4 года назад +17

      I just want to get high w him lol

    • @milagratzer982
      @milagratzer982 4 года назад +20

      Maybe u are the Chris

    • @faithxJx6
      @faithxJx6 4 года назад +4

      @@milagratzer982 I hope you're right 🥺

  • @camibay3754
    @camibay3754 4 года назад +129

    Heber City is my home town, this year county members discretely voted to ban pride flags from being hung up on Main Street (which is something we’ve done every June the past few years). It’s disgusting and there’s nothing we can do about it because we didn’t know the vote was happening. Now our LGBTQ+ youth knows their town will go out of their way to NOT support them

    • @erde_8888
      @erde_8888 3 года назад

      What happened? Were you able to find a solution? Any updates?

    • @savannahjones-verity3308
      @savannahjones-verity3308 4 месяца назад

      That’s awful and now everyone knows who to avoid as they voted against everyone in the lgbt+ community to be able to celebrate who they are. I would be side eyeing those people so bad. I’m so sorry. The fact they didn’t let anybody know is so wrong!

  • @jess-yi1ig
    @jess-yi1ig 4 года назад +618

    very excited to ignore my responsibilities for another 14 mins

    • @vp-oe1em
      @vp-oe1em 4 года назад +11

      Sundays are usually my productive days but I've decided to be one w my bed and become a blanket burrito today.

    • @kathy6937
      @kathy6937 4 года назад +1

      Unfinished assignments? I don't know them

    • @addangel
      @addangel 4 года назад +2

      @@vp-oe1em literally how do you do it? between waking up, lazing around, dreading Monday, regretting wasting the entire weekend and going to bed, Sundays last about 5 hours for me. I've stopped counting them as full days.

    • @vp-oe1em
      @vp-oe1em 4 года назад +1

      @@addangel honestly, it isn't easy nowadays. I work in the restaurant industry and that's gone to hell. My Sundays, before this ish, were a bit more tedious but I'd have enough energy to be helpful for myself. Mondays were for myself, until lately. My most difficult days tend to be Thursdays. We're all different. Thankfully, my family is healthy.

    • @hotpisces
      @hotpisces 4 года назад

      same

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 4 года назад +283

    Chris treating the water bottle like a baby and trying to breastfeed it killed me! 😂🤣🤣

    • @TheMia0987654321
      @TheMia0987654321 4 года назад +6

      why is no one else talking about this 😂 pure deadpan

    • @babybluecheeks
      @babybluecheeks 4 года назад +4

      @@TheMia0987654321 when Chris presses the button and the lid flips up 😂.

    • @AngelicaLewis1
      @AngelicaLewis1 4 года назад +3

      i was looking for this comment lmfao

    • @_june101
      @_june101 4 года назад +1

      SERIOUSLY WHY IS NO ONE ELSE SAYING THIS I CHOKED

  • @kenziefierro6630
    @kenziefierro6630 4 года назад +275

    Just wanted to say I lost so many of my friends because they don’t follow covid rules and I’ve been really sad because no one wants to be friends with me and when I watch you I feel like your my friend and when I watch you stream I smoke with you and you keep me alive I know your way to famous yo talk to me or like be my actual friend or even text back lmao but just want to say keep doing what you are doing because you are definitely saving lives with just your presence lmao ❤️

    • @amandadaydreamer8252
      @amandadaydreamer8252 4 года назад +4

      AGREED!!! He's a life saving mood!

    • @ValentinaMitchell1
      @ValentinaMitchell1 4 года назад +9

      Same...but you know what someday soon we will have friends that care that we take things serious.

  • @nicolej7848
    @nicolej7848 4 года назад +221

    “Let’s ho ho ho..to some- we’re gonna- okay-...you’re watching Disne-CHRIS jump”😭💀💀💀

    • @nicolej7848
      @nicolej7848 4 года назад +3

      CHRIS I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUU

    • @quin_tessenc3
      @quin_tessenc3 4 года назад +1

      The fact that i was literally at this part when i got to the comment-

  • @emm1753
    @emm1753 4 года назад +155

    “And you’re watching Disn- Chris, jump” I HOLLERED

  • @KayGee_yt
    @KayGee_yt 4 года назад +64

    "You know what I want? A long sleeve with a black couple about to kiss on it!" Chris enthused to himself, high at 3am.

    • @lolafendetti970
      @lolafendetti970 4 года назад +10

      I lost it reading this. Like the shirt is so pretty but picturing it on him&with his energy is fucking sending me to the moon.

  • @ElixanderCouture
    @ElixanderCouture 4 года назад +104

    “Show me that you’re rich, without showing me that you’re rich”

    • @katelizabeth7264
      @katelizabeth7264 3 года назад +2

      It's supposed to be TELL ME that you're rich, without TELLING ME that you're rich. You can't show someone something without showing them 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @ladychang2790
    @ladychang2790 4 года назад +62

    The half-hearted attempt at the Disney sign is such a good representation of me

  • @o.js.8223
    @o.js.8223 4 года назад +207

    istg he always post when i’m in the middle of a fucking breakdown and crying

  • @acquaisaria7759
    @acquaisaria7759 4 года назад +33

    “Brown cocai- chocolate powder” WHEN I SAY I ROLLED LMFAO

  • @Iris-cz2ow
    @Iris-cz2ow 4 года назад +27

    WHEN HE COMBED HIS “HAIR” 😭😭😭

  • @nicolehales5406
    @nicolehales5406 4 года назад +18

    I just love the Chrissy and John friendship development , wholesome 🥰

  • @portxr
    @portxr 4 года назад +66

    "you're looking fab and letic"

  • @alyssa-nv7uc
    @alyssa-nv7uc 4 года назад +9

    I’m bisexual and have lived in Utah my whole life. Only my close friends and only a couple family members know about my sexuality because there are so many Mormons that don’t support LGTBQ+.It meant a lot to me that you chose this organization to support and how it was so close to home. It also means a lot to me to know there are others watching your channel and going through the same things as I am, and they’re in my same city. Thanks for being awesome and bringing people closer together ❤️

  • @lobee77
    @lobee77 4 года назад +24

    Nonchalant “ oh this is from Chrissy and John “ MA’AM

  • @psuker
    @psuker 4 года назад +9

    I need the joy and excitement of Chris opening that last package in my life every day.

  • @LatiLovesFood
    @LatiLovesFood 4 года назад +28

    “It’s easier to get into the capital building than into this package” yup

  • @kyleeallen3787
    @kyleeallen3787 4 года назад +30

    Chris: Does a haul
    Also Chris: Doesn't show the cloths

  • @micheled9810
    @micheled9810 4 года назад +29

    The “now my tummy is full” feel that...

  • @karleymurphy
    @karleymurphy 4 года назад +6

    I DIED when he said "i need my therapist to hurry up with his three week holiday break" i felt thattttt girlll

  • @jennyjimenez262
    @jennyjimenez262 4 года назад +22

    “brown cocai- OH CHOCOLATE POWDER!” 💀💀dead

  • @vdawhg
    @vdawhg 4 года назад +20

    Chris's honesty is so admirable. He's such an unproblematic fave

  • @samanthasolomons1466
    @samanthasolomons1466 4 года назад +51

    who else was just staring at that dog behind Chris

    • @Kaitespin
      @Kaitespin 4 года назад +3

      I have yet to look away, is it going to move?

  • @anyadumas9036
    @anyadumas9036 4 года назад +13

    "Brown cocain- oh is it hot chocolate powder?!" The inner mechanations of your mind are just 👩🏽‍🍳💋(chef's kith"

  • @MrsBonanakingz
    @MrsBonanakingz 4 года назад

    youre one of the only youtubers that i get really excited for new uploads now! i feel like so many other content creators are lacking and just arent genuine and entertaining anymore. thank you so much !

  • @lichkween7863
    @lichkween7863 4 года назад +12

    Chris is really out here making the most relatable content

  • @ДаниилБорисов-й1е
    @ДаниилБорисов-й1е 4 года назад +2

    Stayed babysitting friends dog this past week being alone in the house for the first time in like two years. The amount of your videos i’ve watched every day is atrocious. Thank you for keeping me sane & happy

  • @cafardesque8632
    @cafardesque8632 4 года назад +3

    Chrissy’s message and gift got me so good - ugh!! Also, i died when you nursed that gallon flask x

  • @janellek6022
    @janellek6022 4 года назад +15

    “I bought Kylie skin before so 1. I’m definitely not afraid of the vaccine”
    😂😂😂

  • @irlcara
    @irlcara 4 года назад +11

    “I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE ON A NO FLY LIST” 🤣🤣

    • @katieweaver8014
      @katieweaver8014 4 года назад

      I deadass full on ugly CACKLED at that! 😂

  • @nataleykothari7927
    @nataleykothari7927 4 года назад +1

    I am LIVING for his mood!!! I love seeing him happy!!!!

  • @laceywoodward6026
    @laceywoodward6026 4 года назад +5

    My phone froze literally right after Chris lowered his shirt and begin to nurse the water bottle 😂😂😂 I will be laughing about this the rest of the day! Much needed. Thank you Chris!

  • @hannahmortimer5131
    @hannahmortimer5131 4 года назад +20

    Andrew’s little voice behind the camera: you look fab
    And letic

  • @aries.interrupted4032
    @aries.interrupted4032 4 года назад +40

    i wish i had the money to just be suprised by stuff that comes in the mail LOL i make like $300-400/month

  • @carrieelizabeth6593
    @carrieelizabeth6593 3 года назад

    Recently discovered Chris and finding out he is from Delaware is so awesome. Born and raised (and currently still reside) in Delaware, so not often do you hear a RUclipsr mention they're from Delaware. Would love to run into him one day if he ever visits again. 😊

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 3 года назад

      Did u play tennis?

  • @__mcat
    @__mcat 4 года назад +6

    chris: * whips out a nerf gun *
    chris: "let's go to the capital" "am i a... patriot?"

  • @caleighhraee
    @caleighhraee 4 года назад

    Wanna know why Chris is the most admirable RUclipsr? He doesn’t pretend he’s something he’s not. He isn’t a clout chaser and he’s just a friend I wish I had. Chris I love ya ❤️

  • @perisem3824
    @perisem3824 4 года назад +3

    The way I ran to the comments. 🏃🏽‍♀️Thank you for all of the content you put out and the way you use your platforms to bring knowledge and awareness on social and racial issues is amazing. Ily❤️

  • @alisatoldalie
    @alisatoldalie 4 года назад

    chris you seem so much happier and lighter after spending time at home. it’s so good to see you happy 🥺♥️

  • @TheBasicDanTV
    @TheBasicDanTV 4 года назад +7

    “I bought Kylie Skin so I’m definitely not scared of the vaccine”. LMFAOO

  • @TheQueenPickle
    @TheQueenPickle 4 года назад

    Yes! I love Encircle and it has been such a blessing in my community, also in Utah, and im so glad Heber is getting this opportunity!

  • @nicolej7848
    @nicolej7848 4 года назад +65

    Me STILL waiting for a “no hats rn lol” hat. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN

  • @nataliesykes
    @nataliesykes 4 года назад +1

    Your serotonin is giving me serotonin, thank you for my weekly dose 🙌🏼

  • @emmaranson6443
    @emmaranson6443 4 года назад +7

    i just lit my joint this could not be more perfect timing

  • @meganoleary9855
    @meganoleary9855 4 года назад

    I have been watching Chris for so long. I’m a senior in college and I’ve been watching since like high school. It feels like we’re friends and are just hanging out when I watch his content I love it hahaha

  • @mruss26
    @mruss26 4 года назад +3

    “put twitter front and center to thank them for their continued anxiety they give me on the daily” LMAOO exactly why i had to delete the bird app

  • @razorpinkk3980
    @razorpinkk3980 4 года назад

    I’ve never watched a more relatable video! Unnecessary online shopping has got me through covid.

  • @reedthibaudeau6632
    @reedthibaudeau6632 4 года назад +8

    the way ur just casually friends with Chrissy Teigen...

  • @taylorgriffin9362
    @taylorgriffin9362 4 года назад

    I can tell being with your fam recharged your energy 💖 so happy to see you having fun!!!!!!

  • @MarleyMo0n111
    @MarleyMo0n111 3 года назад +3

    “ Im a Travis Scott Stan” well that didn’t age well …….

  • @Cassibly
    @Cassibly 3 года назад

    this entire video has me in shambles. thank you for the laughter and joy!!!

  • @thidt.305
    @thidt.305 4 года назад +3

    "Am I a PATRIOT????" Dying, thanks.

  • @JannePandeKaffeKande
    @JannePandeKaffeKande 4 года назад +1

    I did found you channel last year, summer.
    You have saved the 2020 for me with your content, thank you so much 🙏

  • @breannarose888
    @breannarose888 4 года назад +16

    my anxiety going insane every time chris casually waves his knife around

  • @zebrastr1pes
    @zebrastr1pes 4 года назад

    You're happiness in this is invigorating!! Love you Chris!

  • @hannahevans8702
    @hannahevans8702 4 года назад +36

    “just like my mari- ANYWAY” 😂

  • @PnkBarbie007
    @PnkBarbie007 4 года назад

    Chris would be the best person to be with on Christmas morning he would react to everything so well

  • @Lyco_Smoke
    @Lyco_Smoke 4 года назад +4

    Did anyone else hear Chris almost say brown cocaine when he was looking at the cocoa powder?😭😂

  • @KyraCastro
    @KyraCastro 4 года назад

    I love your haul videos !!! It gives me serotonin to see you have serotonin

  • @CassandraMac
    @CassandraMac 4 года назад +4

    Why did pink friday's 10 year anniversary news just make me die a little inside?

  • @2542lauren
    @2542lauren 4 года назад

    I love your personality so much. And you’re one of the only “”influencer”””/internet humans that I’m proud to follow and support. Keep on keepin’ on.

  • @NatalieWisler
    @NatalieWisler 4 года назад +10

    It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that was not a real dog 🐶 in the background...😅

  • @lauramarin2178
    @lauramarin2178 4 года назад +1

    I needed this video today. Thank u chris

  • @FreshGirl3000
    @FreshGirl3000 4 года назад +10

    I mean fuck consumerism but also this is funny as hell sooo I wouldn't be made if you made more videos like this lmao.

  • @destinyfaith3350
    @destinyfaith3350 4 года назад

    Chris is always right on time with videos to watch during the smoke sesh 💚💚💚

  • @EmokittyXD
    @EmokittyXD 4 года назад +4

    we love being here this early, just what my day needed

  • @ThisJawnOverHere
    @ThisJawnOverHere 4 года назад +2

    Glad you got back to LA safely! 💜

  • @maurajadian1533
    @maurajadian1533 4 года назад +6

    “Brown cocaine” Chris don’t snort brown cocaine 😭

  • @blknwhtepolkadot
    @blknwhtepolkadot 4 года назад

    Your personality is literally ME! 😂❤️You're amazing! Keep being amazing in every way!

  • @McSabbie11
    @McSabbie11 4 года назад +4

    I need to know if he actually ordered that shirt!!!

  • @bluesing3082
    @bluesing3082 4 года назад

    Just discovered you and your channel like a month ago and it really is the best thing to have happened in 2020 or 2021 💜

  • @jadwigapawowska8922
    @jadwigapawowska8922 4 года назад +4

    im frightened by the dog on the couch

  • @keelieshae9555
    @keelieshae9555 4 года назад +1

    you literally make my day better with your headass energy 😭😭

  • @jackygarcia7501
    @jackygarcia7501 4 года назад +3

    “this just says thick hair... idk if there’s just hair inside or?” 💀💀💀

  • @javiellesw0rld845
    @javiellesw0rld845 4 года назад +1

    I was about to have my daily afternoon anxiety attack and then I saw you posted.... I cannot explain how thankful I am for uou

  • @carolinesandholdt1894
    @carolinesandholdt1894 4 года назад +3

    YES KING I'VE MISSED YOUR FACE!!!

  • @thecassyscorner
    @thecassyscorner 4 года назад

    I love you so much Chris!!! Smiled seeing your video in my subs today you are a light 🌞

  • @rachaelwhyte.portfolio
    @rachaelwhyte.portfolio 4 года назад +14

    "It is literally easier to get into the Capitol building-"... Hun,.... The Capitol building is the easy rip seals you get on Asos/boohoo packages. Lets not lie xD

  • @elissiafarra2620
    @elissiafarra2620 4 года назад +2

    Chris’s vids are the only thing keeping me going rn

  • @megan-te2bu
    @megan-te2bu 4 года назад +3

    chris in literally eminem in his intros

  • @mickeyyoung1258
    @mickeyyoung1258 4 года назад

    Lol the excitement on your face looking at the tree made me so happy haha you have such a sweet soul dude

  • @maisi8233
    @maisi8233 4 года назад +10

    The amount of people just Commenting to be on his story:

  • @samanthareyes2654
    @samanthareyes2654 4 года назад +1

    The haircare pr package is by far one of the funniest things ever. You and that hair of yours are loved bbgurl

  • @georgiagraham9861
    @georgiagraham9861 4 года назад +10

    This cured every mental illness I could potentially have

  • @averypeters3213
    @averypeters3213 4 года назад +1

    i love him genuinely laughing so hard in this video 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @karlie1108
    @karlie1108 4 года назад +6

    There’s actually hats now???

  • @chloemclin99
    @chloemclin99 4 года назад +1

    i just discovered your channel i absolutely love it & now all i can’t hear in my brain is “buyyy it ALLLL”

  • @VloggingGena
    @VloggingGena 4 года назад +9

    Is the dog in the background like... dead. It did not move once, not once.

    • @TheMocha83
      @TheMocha83 4 года назад

      I think it’s a pillow

    • @micheled9810
      @micheled9810 4 года назад +1

      It’s stuffed 😂

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +12

      time for you to watch "Things I Bought High"

    • @TheMocha83
      @TheMocha83 4 года назад

      @The Adventures of DuckPuppy yes, 1oo% stuffed lol

    • @TheMocha83
      @TheMocha83 4 года назад

      @The Adventures of DuckPuppy watch his video he said a few comments up lmao, it’ll all make sense, or not. But that’s what we love about him