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  • @danaw23
    @danaw23 8 месяцев назад +656

    😂😂😂 I love all the DS correspondents, but Jordan and Desi are my favorite. Together is just the icing on the cake. ❤

    • @seunosewa
      @seunosewa 8 месяцев назад +17

      They are a great pair.

    • @sim.ulationkoyo
      @sim.ulationkoyo 8 месяцев назад +5

      No Real Jobs! No Real Jobs! ...Catchy, I like it.

    • @clamclosia
      @clamclosia 8 месяцев назад +9

      They're both hilarious

    • @Sami912
      @Sami912 8 месяцев назад

      Welcome, my friends. I want your advice about life

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 8 месяцев назад +3

      THIS!!!

  • @jeremiahcep
    @jeremiahcep 8 месяцев назад +1148

    So basically everything is on hold because Don needs an out for 91 felony charges.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 8 месяцев назад

      "Petty revenge" ain't a solid policy to solve anything but the consequences of his actions, "drill, baby, drill" is kinda moot since more was drilled under Biden, and that whole dictator angle is turning people away from him...

    • @sirdiealot53
      @sirdiealot53 8 месяцев назад

      Precisely. Trump kills a bipartisan bill to fix the border. Blames Biden. Tries to win White House and pardon himself.

    • @clamclosia
      @clamclosia 8 месяцев назад +64

      Correct

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 8 месяцев назад +28

      In one!

    • @Sekutma
      @Sekutma 8 месяцев назад +27

      Yep

  • @rebeccaguerra1475
    @rebeccaguerra1475 8 месяцев назад +493

    Jordan and Desi make me smile at terrifying subjects. Ugg

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 8 месяцев назад +8

      Right?!?! 😂

    • @rosieecheverria8808
      @rosieecheverria8808 8 месяцев назад

      To many republicans do what trump says, build the wall how about around trump!

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 8 месяцев назад +6

      So nice to see Desi on a day-release from her court-mandated commitment for the damage done to her mind from watching Fox News so we don't have to.

    • @bernie6485
      @bernie6485 8 месяцев назад

      South Americans are more Americans than white people 1492 worst immigrants ever

    • @elliotbrent
      @elliotbrent 8 месяцев назад +2

      Jordan and Desi are the best ❤🎉

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu 8 месяцев назад +354

    “Their entire language is one very strong password” very well written joke.

  • @babapx
    @babapx 8 месяцев назад +1299

    That strong password thing killed me into laughter
    Edit: I think I may have started WW3! Chill, guys, chill.

    • @Jimmythefish577
      @Jimmythefish577 8 месяцев назад +12

      Killed you into laughter? What does that even mean?

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 8 месяцев назад +30

      That was very funny and true, it does look like a very strong password.

    •  8 месяцев назад

      ai @@Jimmythefish577

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 8 месяцев назад +7

      Can you actually use foreign-language passwords?? I never thought about it before... 🤔

    • @symanhossenbux2729
      @symanhossenbux2729 8 месяцев назад

      @@Poemi10304 you can, but usually, algoritms used to break into your account try those as well. better to use something that makes no sense in any language

  • @michaelafisher-xb1nv
    @michaelafisher-xb1nv 8 месяцев назад +113

    How to Recognize a Cult
    Absolute authoritarianism without accountability.
    Zero tolerance for criticism or questions.
    Lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget.
    Unreasonable fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and persecutions.

    • @vplgery
      @vplgery 8 месяцев назад +6

      Sounds like the US and israel. 😅

    • @CalvodeMiel
      @CalvodeMiel 8 месяцев назад

      Sounds like democrats and republicans too, the US is messed up

    • @rockingroby6060
      @rockingroby6060 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@vplgeryMaybe you should move to Russia.

    • @vplgery
      @vplgery 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@rockingroby6060 😂 ok Sir Nationalist.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 8 месяцев назад

      @@rockingroby6060 Why? They're even worse than the US and Israel. I mean, not by much, but technically they're worse. Your counter doesn't make sense.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 8 месяцев назад +195

    Jordan and Desi are a great pair.
    Jordan’s description of the Russian alphabet was thoroughly hysterical.

    • @AntiGravityC9
      @AntiGravityC9 8 месяцев назад

      aside from how it's very close to the Ukrainian alphabet
      "these people have to be stopped" sounds pretty iffy with that in mind

  • @zogar8526
    @zogar8526 8 месяцев назад +233

    The crazy thing is these bills basically cost us no money in reality. It is all military spending we'd do anyway. Replacing our stocks of outdated or expired munitions. Which with these bills, we send to our allies instead of just throwing them out. The money then replaces them. Which would happen either way. So it isn't costing us anything extra at all. Not even in transportation costs, as those are balanced out with the cost of disposing of the munitions.

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 8 месяцев назад

      Shhh, you're destroying the propaganda of both the right wing and the far left.

    • @christianjung5583
      @christianjung5583 8 месяцев назад +36

      That's not true. You gain money. It's used for the purpose it was bought but you yourself don't go to war.
      You have no costs fighting and casualties.
      Also you get a field test and free Marketing.

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 8 месяцев назад +22

      @christianjung5583 I don't know I'd say we gain money, but it very much does help stop a future war. Which could cost much money. And lives.

    • @Power_to_the_people567
      @Power_to_the_people567 8 месяцев назад +30

      The bills are not even 6% of our defense budget

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 8 месяцев назад +22

      @Power_to_the_people567 they are small yes, but adding an extra 6% to such a large amount could still be considered a huge expense. Which is why it is important to point out it is 6% already figured in. It is 6% that is going to be spent either way. No money can be saved by not passing them. It won't reduce our defense spending in anyway. And that is important to point out so people understand.
      I'd still support that aid even if it did actually cost us. Even if it did increase our spending by 6%. It would not only be the right thing to do, but it will help save money in the future. Sadly many don't think like that. So pointing out the money is already spent, and nothing will change that , and these bills just send stuff we'd otherwise throw out can help some see it isn't costing us anything and sway them.

  • @silverrladventures
    @silverrladventures 8 месяцев назад +299

    I will never see Chuck Schumer the same.

    • @barcelonachair6487
      @barcelonachair6487 8 месяцев назад +42

      I hope he sees this clip of this show. He will never see himself the same way either.

    • @kathrynpupos9103
      @kathrynpupos9103 8 месяцев назад +25

      I was taking a bite of my toast when he said that. I literally choked while laughing!

    • @littlegravitas9898
      @littlegravitas9898 8 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@kathrynpupos9103not the first person to choke on Chuck if Jordan's right

    • @barcelonachair6487
      @barcelonachair6487 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@littlegravitas9898 ew.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 8 месяцев назад

      @@littlegravitas9898 quite sure Jordan himself can offer quite something too

  • @Polyphemus47
    @Polyphemus47 8 месяцев назад +80

    "Anything with letters" KILLED me!

  • @susanhayes5186
    @susanhayes5186 8 месяцев назад +67

    These two together are gold

  • @Olcool
    @Olcool 8 месяцев назад +273

    No real jobs. No pilitical satire. Desy is hillarious.

    • @nasseq
      @nasseq 8 месяцев назад +5

      I was not prepared for considering an existential reflection of my work xD

    • @chroniclesoftheunknowm
      @chroniclesoftheunknowm 8 месяцев назад

      For real. I wouldn't have an IT job if people were knowledgable in using a computer@@nasseq

    • @TVC15ohoh
      @TVC15ohoh 8 месяцев назад +8

      Only nine words. Three spelling errors. Did school much?

    • @doopydarp1027
      @doopydarp1027 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@TVC15ohohOr English could be a second language. He could also have dyslexia. Chill about the spelling bro, he go his point across

    • @johnmca5643
      @johnmca5643 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​Wow.....bully much! They may not be foreigners. They may have been educated in America.

  • @MISSYGful
    @MISSYGful 8 месяцев назад +85

    "They're afraid of letters" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jgallone
      @jgallone 8 месяцев назад +8

      Except for nra and kkk.

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@jgallone They get around that by calling those groups "patriots"

  • @GoddessParticleX
    @GoddessParticleX 8 месяцев назад +23

    Desi and Jordan are exquisitely on point with each other. Perfect vibe! 😂

  • @LokiBeckonswow
    @LokiBeckonswow 8 месяцев назад +42

    genuinely 2 of my favourite people in american media atm, these 2 are hilarious af PLS GIVE MORE OF THEM IM ACTUALLY SUPER FR PLS they're great and we deserve great people atm

  • @Shernicet
    @Shernicet 8 месяцев назад +33

    When Desi said the Republicans are scared of anything with letters, I literally LOL-ed! 🤣🤣

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 8 месяцев назад

      Republicans don't print more debt and inflation for your children. Speaking of which, do you know who the baby daddies are?

  • @Remmy-iq3bs
    @Remmy-iq3bs 8 месяцев назад +130

    Finally Desi and Jordan!!!! Give them the show.

  • @carlosgamez4156
    @carlosgamez4156 8 месяцев назад +133

    “The whole point of politics is to solve problems. No, the whole point of problems is to let people do politics.”
    I feel like bringing up this quote in my graduate class that I am taking now about public policy and education.

    • @ZoomSupremo
      @ZoomSupremo 8 месяцев назад +3

      “Politics is the battle for control of the limited resources of a nation, state, and community.” I prefer this view of politics and explains the constant back and forth between political parties, differing political opinions of individuals, and how the government functions at any point in time.

    • @AR-rn8ok
      @AR-rn8ok 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ZoomSupremono that battle is about stalling and withholding Ukraine weapons until Putin wins.

    • @zotaninoron3548
      @zotaninoron3548 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@ZoomSupremo Even if a nation's resources were unlimited there would still be political fighting. Its not even about resources for conservatives its purely about personal power and what you can convince your constituents.

    • @jhandle4196
      @jhandle4196 8 месяцев назад +7

      "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies" - Julius "Groucho" Marx

    • @ZoomSupremo
      @ZoomSupremo 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@zotaninoron3548I agree with the Unlimited Resources point, hypothetically. “Control” is probably the important part of the quote which your second sentence demonstrates. I got the quote from my Democrat political science professor. But, both sides vie for control of resources, whether money, people, tools or capability.

  • @Merzui-kg8ds
    @Merzui-kg8ds 8 месяцев назад +21

    "Tore it up like it was a federal subpoena"....now we absolutely know why Jon (et al) are back. I simply cannot stop laughing. And snorting.

  • @stijnvth
    @stijnvth 8 месяцев назад +123

    Clepper is my man. This dude is killing it.

    • @LambieSamba
      @LambieSamba 8 месяцев назад +7

      Even better if you spell his name right, eh "ctijnvth"?

    • @lonewolf982000
      @lonewolf982000 8 месяцев назад +4

      Dude, it's Keppler. Get it right, eh?

    • @stijnvth
      @stijnvth 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Butterratbee @sambielamba @lonewolf972000
      just so all of you know. I'm flawless. I never make typo's. Nonetheless he's still the man.

    • @stateofhibernation
      @stateofhibernation 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Butterratbeehamburger Kepler 😂

    • @Alex-js5lg
      @Alex-js5lg 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Butterratbeekelpers kelping the kelpless?

  • @Berengier817
    @Berengier817 8 месяцев назад +754

    Ukraine was forced to give up its nuclear arsenal in exchange for US protection in the 1990s, we have to honor that agreement

    • @sloppynyuszi
      @sloppynyuszi 8 месяцев назад +96

      Actually Russia also signed that paper. They were supposed to respect the border.
      What’s happening now is, that it’s shown how little these agreements mean long term.

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 8 месяцев назад

      No. That's not at all what happened.
      And given that the US doesn't honour *any* agreement. Why start with one that you've invented?
      The allies *did not want* Ukraine to be another nuclear power. It's a breeding ground for fascism and corruption and always has been.
      NATO is supposed to end in Germany, as per the agreement when the Berlin Wall came down and the Soviet Union dissipated.
      _Woops?_

    • @Jay-is2jy
      @Jay-is2jy 8 месяцев назад +171

      ​@@sloppynyusziit's showing who honors their oaths and who doesn't

    • @sloppynyuszi
      @sloppynyuszi 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@Jay-is2jy long term none of these lasts. Trump reneged on a non binding deal, with the Paris climate change. Got out of the Iran deal, the Pacific trade deal was signed and done, he got out of that. So the US can’t be trusted long term.
      Britain left the EU 🤦‍♂️ what’s the longest one of these agreements that has ever lasted? And what’s the oldest one that nations still agree on?

    • @r-dubs-7t414
      @r-dubs-7t414 8 месяцев назад +12

      Ukraine never had nuclear power, the warheads that were there were Soviet Union.

  • @MikeyJJJ
    @MikeyJJJ 8 месяцев назад +155

    Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic are so beautiful they’re like the prom king and queen of comedy

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 месяцев назад +5

      Is Jordan Klepper really beautiful? He's alright bu I wouldn't cancel a football game for a date with him

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 I would, and I'm a straight man 😁

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 месяцев назад

      @@ZhangtheGreat and I'm the opposite 🙂

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 месяцев назад

      @@ZhangtheGreat I'm not 😁

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 месяцев назад

      @@ZhangtheGreat but why would you? I mean for what 🤔

  • @mbetelmal
    @mbetelmal 8 месяцев назад +3

    This segment was actually brilliant. Well done and well written!

  • @markdonaldson7934
    @markdonaldson7934 8 месяцев назад +10

    Desi or Jordan seem capable of running The Daily Show, together they are brilliant. With Jon Stewart on board, I am watching again for the first time in years.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 8 месяцев назад +12

    Jordan Klepper, a genius, with an awesome sense of humor! 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @zksharpe2370
    @zksharpe2370 8 месяцев назад +71

    Desi and Jordan, Finally

  • @DomesticatedDemon
    @DomesticatedDemon 8 месяцев назад +15

    This is the first I've seen of Jordan hosting, and i declare Jordan Klepper the new full time host is TDS! 👍🏻🤣 He's got it! (Yeah baby, he's got it)

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde 8 месяцев назад +4

    I'm so happy with this format. Thanks. DESI!!!!!

  • @maneshipocrates2264
    @maneshipocrates2264 8 месяцев назад +77

    Weapons is sent to Ukraine not money. The money is paid to US companies to replenish old weapons. Say it like this.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 8 месяцев назад

      Rand Paul knows that no-one is sending $60 billion to Kiev or to anywhere.
      Then Rand paul isn't right.
      Not being a psychologist, I don't know what his issue his but it's pretty clear that he has a major personality defect.

    • @UA_in_USA
      @UA_in_USA 8 месяцев назад +8

      You are right. Wording is everything

    • @Y2B123
      @Y2B123 8 месяцев назад +4

      Somehow Republicans manage to oppose spending resources on the field to actually destroy the US's leading adversary but keep asking for more money to pour into the military industry complex ostensibly to defend against imaginary attacks. Scale also matters. The Ukraine aid so far has proven incredibly effective for a tiny fraction of our defense budget.

    • @nicholassmith7984
      @nicholassmith7984 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@UA_in_USA Problem is that it's too many words for Republican voters to understand. If you can't explain your policy on a hat, they're going to be against it.

    • @Joey-ct8bm
      @Joey-ct8bm 8 месяцев назад

      196 of my fellow dutchies have been shot out of the sky above Ukraine by a Russian BUKsystem. no article 5 of NATO!?
      Profit of weapon sales to foreign countries in 2023 in the US was 238 billion. Aid to Ukraine was 44 billion and Israel 3.8 billion. That leaves 190.2 billion in profit to the US in 2023. On top of that we've 21 million refugees from Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan we pay for. Also 6 million from Ukraine. The US has taken 3.5 million refugees since the year 1975.
      I can't help that money doesn't go back to the American people.
      The US has been holding aid for Ukraine resulting in Ukraine have to preserve ammo and by that killing more Europeans while making a profit of 190.2 billion last year.
      We've been supporting US wars since the existence of NATO, not once we asked for help.
      Now we ask for help against the very nation NATO was founded for. We've been dying in Iraq looking for WMD's that weren't there. I know, because was with SFIR 3 in As-Samawah Iraq. So please spare me that 0.1% my country falls short while maintaining your US nukes since the 60s in fear of being nuked first.
      Finland just got into NATO last week and my country from the first day a NATO member and they get protected and we don't. Very loyal from Trump that hasn't served a day in his life and cheats on his taxes. My income taxes are 38.10%. My country doesn't even have free healthcare and education.
      Trump just spit on the graves of all Dutch soldiers fighting for America.. WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!

  •  8 месяцев назад +17

    I could watch Desi read the phonebook, but the fact that she's so funny and talented on top of that... wow.

  • @billb5732
    @billb5732 8 месяцев назад +20

    The Daily Show IS the only extant actual news program.
    ...and Desi Lydic could be the World's Best Reporter.

  • @ericmason349
    @ericmason349 8 месяцев назад +39

    TDS has so much collective talent. Y'all nailed it as usual.

    • @EnkiduIX
      @EnkiduIX 8 месяцев назад +4

      The people who do the casting for TDS are utter geniuses. Just look at all the comedy legends they've introduced to the world over the years.

    • @na4valve
      @na4valve 8 месяцев назад

      Trump Derangement syndrome killing it

  • @sovanlalmondal7023
    @sovanlalmondal7023 8 месяцев назад +15

    This episode was great 👍🏻 They should be permanent hosts. I bet TDS would be very successful.

  • @jonathanbabcock9177
    @jonathanbabcock9177 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jordan! We love ya. Hard work is clearly paying off. Keep it up. Remember who you are.

  • @HughJorgan09
    @HughJorgan09 8 месяцев назад +5

    The high quality of political comedy/commentary that this show has consistently delivered, even during Jon's time away, has been nothing short of award-worthy!

  • @alanakarmiol5768
    @alanakarmiol5768 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jordan is my favorite host! He’s so well spoken.

  • @Lexing187
    @Lexing187 8 месяцев назад +3

    These two have grown so much. They're really killing it now

  • @Kristallmetall
    @Kristallmetall 8 месяцев назад +11

    Well done!

  • @Cheizzo
    @Cheizzo 8 месяцев назад +5

    So excited to listen to all!

  • @JossinJax
    @JossinJax 8 месяцев назад +13

    Strong duo ❤

  • @vitormv
    @vitormv 8 месяцев назад +15

    They should just give this guy the show seat, he is by far the best.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 7 месяцев назад

    As the last part days ago. Thank you for the opportunity to see the longer segment and the best part of it!

  • @gladysmercer2788
    @gladysmercer2788 8 месяцев назад +13

    Great job! We need your humor to get the message out to these innocent people who have entered the cult of Trump and can’t see the truth! Thank you!

  • @notachannel7495
    @notachannel7495 8 месяцев назад +18

    It's always amusing watching a politician imply a government cannot possibly do more than one thing at the same time. Border security and help Ukraine, simultaneously? Impossible! The Department of Governmenting (DoG) cannot handle doing two things within the same calendar year!

    • @EnkiduIX
      @EnkiduIX 8 месяцев назад +4

      The Redundant Party of Redundancy Party

    • @JimmyDaKoik
      @JimmyDaKoik 8 месяцев назад +2

      "It's always amusing watching a Republican imply a government cannot possibly do more than one thing at the same time."
      Fixed it for you.

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@JimmyDaKoik Exactly. Compare their piddly committee hearings with the Democrats Inflation Reduction Act, Affordable Care Act, and the Jan 6th hearings. Not that I'm a huge fan of of the DNC or corporate Dems, but they can lay some smack down when they put their mind to it. It's the Repugs that want an all expenses paid free lunch in DC. 🌊✊
      Edit/question: your nom de plume wouldn't be a reference to Capt James T. Kirk, would it? Nicely done, sir, nicely done! 🖖😸🌌

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 8 месяцев назад +22

    Jordan is funny enough and kills it with his Trump rally correspondence but Desi shines. Can’t wait for her week. Along with Costa’s.

    • @EnkiduIX
      @EnkiduIX 8 месяцев назад +1

      Klepper, Lydic, and Costa are some of my all-time favorite comedians.
      I don't know how they do it, but the people who do the casting for The Daily Show are utter geniuses.

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked6210 8 месяцев назад +12

    These 2 are geniuses!!

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 8 месяцев назад +9

    Even when my kids were toddlers, they were still more reasonable than to cry, "I want noodles with Southern border reinforcements!", and then, when I give them their noodles with Southern border reinforcements, my toddlers didn't start crying "I don't want noodles or the Southern border reinforcements!"

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 8 месяцев назад +1

      The noodles example is too real 😂

  • @sleepnomore6065
    @sleepnomore6065 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Their entire language is just a very strong password" .... OH NO 🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @reaperdragon1
    @reaperdragon1 8 месяцев назад +50

    It's not bad news lol we don't need to keep funding Netanyahu

    • @AR-rn8ok
      @AR-rn8ok 8 месяцев назад

      We’re gonna spend ten times more than that bill as Russias power grows and our weakness emboldens China to start their own invasions.

    • @Aencii
      @Aencii 8 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah, pretty massive silver lining on that bill not passing. Republicans unintentionally being the heroes in this situation.

  • @janyceseahorn4013
    @janyceseahorn4013 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love you guys and thank you!

  • @gafls3151
    @gafls3151 8 месяцев назад +3

    These writers are magnificent!

  • @J-dizzle2021
    @J-dizzle2021 8 месяцев назад +7

    Now you have MTG looking all through the internet to find a picture of Chuck Schumer. Next thing you know, she'll be having a poster board of it up in a hearing staring at it like she has done with Hunter's junk that she seems very fond of.

  • @peterdefrankrijker
    @peterdefrankrijker 8 месяцев назад +11

    I love to see Jordan Klepper in the chair. He’s a brilliant presenter.

    • @wkadalie
      @wkadalie 8 месяцев назад

      He's just another propagandist. Not one thought in his head that wasn't put their by the DNC. How long were they gaslighting us that Biden was mentally sound.

  • @suechurchill7128
    @suechurchill7128 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so glad they are back full force. The daily show that is.

  • @Tommy-Tom-Tom
    @Tommy-Tom-Tom 8 месяцев назад +4

    This segment immediately an all time greatest

  • @billkendrick1
    @billkendrick1 8 месяцев назад +3

    6:00 Desi started channeling Sir Humphrey Appleby from "Yes, Minister" for a moment there 😂

  • @WBT-ud7lr
    @WBT-ud7lr 8 месяцев назад +10

    I love these two😂

  • @CaminoAir
    @CaminoAir 8 месяцев назад +13

    I'm Irish. The problem is that America is militarily powerful enough to deal with any direct aggression from Russia (which is not a peer country to the US and probably not even a near-peer rival). However, if NATO is compromised, or undermined by Trump, then America's ability to exercise both 'soft' power and military operations around the world is curtailed to a significant degree. So it would not be a case of America in direct danger, but America being weakened strategically and its options reduced.

  • @blvdes
    @blvdes 8 месяцев назад +5

    they're killing it

  • @JasonBower-ql3cd
    @JasonBower-ql3cd 7 месяцев назад

    More Of Mr. Jordan and Ms. Desi
    They actually make a great TDS journal report team.
    😊🌱😊🌱
    Thank you 😊💙
    Comedy Central
    Paramount
    The Daily Show.
    .............................................................🌱

  • @astrophyz
    @astrophyz 8 месяцев назад +8

    You peeps are the best

  • @erinmac4750
    @erinmac4750 8 месяцев назад

    Jordan and Desi, and the Amazing DS Writers, are unstoppable! This is gold.
    I love the chemistry between all the DS crew, the heart that Jon brought to this work from the beginning.
    Thank you DS! Much love! 💜✊

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD 8 месяцев назад +6

    It's so nice that they let their outside correspondent come in every once in a while and play with their inside correspondents

  • @AVOWIRENEWS
    @AVOWIRENEWS 8 месяцев назад

    The topic of the border crisis is indeed a complex and multifaceted issue that sparks a lot of discussion and diverse perspectives. It's great to see shows like The Daily Show tackling such important topics with a blend of humor and insight. Using comedy to shed light on serious issues can be a powerful way to engage people in meaningful conversations. It's encouraging to see such creative approaches being used to discuss and explore solutions for real-world problems!

  • @stephaniewalsh67
    @stephaniewalsh67 8 месяцев назад +14

    Klepper is in my top ten favorite entertainers

  • @Puyax01
    @Puyax01 8 месяцев назад +5

    So happy Jordan got the gig 💪🏼

    • @notyetanotheralias
      @notyetanotheralias 8 месяцев назад +3

      He didn't. They will all host one week each, Tuesday-Thursday.

  • @romeojulya8270
    @romeojulya8270 8 месяцев назад +82

    Don't you get it? Putin is the boss of little donnie

    • @drina4706
      @drina4706 8 месяцев назад +4

      👏👏👏

    • @bluejay9890
      @bluejay9890 8 месяцев назад +17

      Absolutely! That's why he is so tough on NATO and so wimpy on Russia. He shows nothing but respect for Putin yet refers to Republicans that don't worship him as RINO's and Democrats as "evil" and "vermin". Never says anything negative about Putin. No insulting nicknames, no threats etc. Says a lot

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 8 месяцев назад

      @@bluejay9890 let me get this straight you’re still with the whole russian collusion folks, right?

    • @Daria-dp8to
      @Daria-dp8to 8 месяцев назад +7

      They get it, but racism is way more important than Country to them. VOTE BLUE 💙💙

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Daria-dp8to never voting blue again in my life

  • @sethhoyt2202
    @sethhoyt2202 8 месяцев назад +2

    Quite the duo! Keep it coming

  • @mkrnp
    @mkrnp 8 месяцев назад +8

    The TP/GQP is not afraid of all things with letters. They seem to like three K's in a row.

  • @orlandogill7082
    @orlandogill7082 8 месяцев назад +5

    Rand Paul, continues to demonstrate why his neighbor had to tune him up a bit😂

    • @RH-wj4rz
      @RH-wj4rz 8 месяцев назад

      Thank you …. you SO nailed it.

  • @chiplovitt8538
    @chiplovitt8538 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wowser! Jordan and Desi! Master comedians! It's like Mort Sahl and Joan Rivers, modern style. Keep those hits coming.

  • @rosariomartinez820
    @rosariomartinez820 8 месяцев назад +3

    Great duo!

  • @ncwordman
    @ncwordman 8 месяцев назад +1

    The only thing better than Jordan OR Desi is Jordan AND Desi!

  • @ivanvinueza8185
    @ivanvinueza8185 8 месяцев назад +6

    I freaking love these guys ❤

    • @ivanvinueza8185
      @ivanvinueza8185 8 месяцев назад

      I just, excuse me…. my sister and I just had our 38th anniversary of being here in this wonderful country that has given her the 2 most beautiful nieces and a strong gentlemen an uncle could ever ask.
      I am thankful to The Lord for given us the opportunity to better ourselves.
      My father, rest in peace, waited 5 years to become a permanent resident after he went to the US Consulate to ask for our residences.
      I understand all the dilemmas going on at this time. Always remember, this is NO ONES LAND BUT THE CREATORs. Be nice . You WILL be judged. MAY THE LORD BLESS US ALL!

  • @robwegner
    @robwegner 8 месяцев назад +2

    I almost choked on my food laughing so hard at the ''no real jobs'' chant.

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 8 месяцев назад +3

    Brilliant.

  • @L2Sentinel
    @L2Sentinel 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was team Desi for new host, but I am not mad about the new arrangement. I look forward to her turn hosting for the week, and I love having Jon back for Mondays.

  • @rocketdude2969
    @rocketdude2969 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Build the wall" is Trumps ring tone

  • @JerryMichalski
    @JerryMichalski 8 месяцев назад

    Masterful writing. Thank you.

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 8 месяцев назад +14

    No real jobs.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 8 месяцев назад

    Happy Valentine’s Day everyone at the best news reporting in the biz! ❤👏😜😎✌🏼💌

  • @leslietaylor9313
    @leslietaylor9313 8 месяцев назад +10

    Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊👍🇺🇲

  • @hamb7260
    @hamb7260 8 месяцев назад +2

    I absolutely love Jordan. You must watch his interviews with MAGA. Just the BEST.

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 8 месяцев назад +9

    Its really dumb because the monatary figure for the arms were sending isn't spending. The weapons were sending is old stock in the wearhouses, the things that replaced them in our military have replacements and backups ready. So it did cost $16,000,000,000 to produce those weapons, but that money was spent in the 70-80s. When its time for increasing the military budget there is alway money. We've been spending massive amounts of money building the arsenal of democracy! But when someone want to give those arms to a democracy under siege, we cant spend that money they cry. YOU ALREADY SPENT IT!

  • @aletheist2709
    @aletheist2709 8 месяцев назад +2

    "the whole point of problems, is to do politics...", genius!

  • @FiZ
    @FiZ 8 месяцев назад +3

    "... CRT, NPR-- ANYTHING with letters!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephengrahn9361
    @stephengrahn9361 8 месяцев назад +1

    They have been killing it all week the only thing that could make this redux better is to bring back the OG Colbert Report.

  • @JakeDiMare
    @JakeDiMare 8 месяцев назад +4

    Genius.

  • @darinmckee2320
    @darinmckee2320 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is not satire....
    This is absolute truth

  • @SavvyDrifter
    @SavvyDrifter 8 месяцев назад +3

    Jordan Klepper is just barely below Jon Stewart. Both are awesome without question.

  • @ApfelJohannisbeere
    @ApfelJohannisbeere 8 месяцев назад

    Awesome Host Jordan there! ^^Thanks!!!
    For me it seems the mastering of the volume is a bit low?

  • @TheeDavidDee
    @TheeDavidDee 8 месяцев назад +5

    "No real jobs! No real jobs! No real jobs!"

  • @carolhedberg2341
    @carolhedberg2341 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, sooo sweeet! I want you two on all the time!!

  • @DakinRinone
    @DakinRinone 8 месяцев назад +4

    I hope colbert comes back as the colbert character.

    • @stephenriggs8177
      @stephenriggs8177 8 месяцев назад +2

      There might be some contractual reason that he couldn't, but it would be glorious.

  • @mitchellestens3866
    @mitchellestens3866 8 месяцев назад

    Trevor was and remains to be sensational. That said, Jon Stewart and this team are fire. Incredible stuff Daily show team!

  • @allenlinscombe9009
    @allenlinscombe9009 8 месяцев назад +19

    Rand Paul on drugs.

  • @gc4847
    @gc4847 8 месяцев назад

    Great to see Jordan at the helm! And LOVE Desi!

  • @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320
    @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 8 месяцев назад +12

    Defense turducken, nice.

  • @lucasimagery
    @lucasimagery 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great segment!

  • @themorganator
    @themorganator 8 месяцев назад +3

    TDS is absolutely smashing it right now