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  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv 7 месяцев назад +646

    The 'thou' pronoun joke was gold.

    • @jw7268
      @jw7268 7 месяцев назад +15

      Worth its weight in frankincense and myrrh

    • @douglasboyle6544
      @douglasboyle6544 7 месяцев назад +18

      It was a well crafted bit that paid off perfectly with it.

    • @anju5124
      @anju5124 6 месяцев назад

      What was the joke?

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@anju5124 Republicans generally don't like the gender pronoun stuff.

    • @COMPUTER.SCIENCE.
      @COMPUTER.SCIENCE. 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Terra_Lopez gender pronoun stuff like what? 😂

  • @azraelbryson5046
    @azraelbryson5046 7 месяцев назад +933

    1st Amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
    Article 1, Sec. 8 of Louisiana State constitution - "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 7 месяцев назад +73

      Rs don't care about that old piece of paper.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 7 месяцев назад +21

      The Loophole: The document you are quoting is talking about FEDERAL congress. This law was passed by a STATE congress. Still a dumb thing to spend time on, but now you know why it flies.

    • @azraelbryson5046
      @azraelbryson5046 7 месяцев назад +43

      @TheREALJosephTurner do states not have state congresses? Was this law not passed thru their state law process? States don't have to follow the constitution?

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 7 месяцев назад +57

      @@TheREALJosephTurnerOkay, but that clause of the First Amendment has been incorporated down to the states even since 1947’s Everson v. Board of Education.

    • @azraelbryson5046
      @azraelbryson5046 7 месяцев назад +84

      @TheREALJosephTurner Article 1, Sec. 8 of the Louisiana state constitution "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
      So even the state constitution says this is against the rules.

  • @MamaTreNiner
    @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад +699

    The breakdown of the 10 commandments... BRILLIANT!!! 🏆

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад +32

      A nice tweak of George Carlin's breakdown.

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@rainmanjr2007 Completely unrelated.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@nyanuwu4209 how's it unrelated? Carlin's 10 commandment piece is still very relevant as is much of his material calling out conservatives and religous nuts

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 7 месяцев назад +8

      It also shows exactly what will happen too displays in classrooms. They will be defaced by students.

    • @Valcano96
      @Valcano96 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@dennisheyes4561this generation is creative- I am thinking they are going to more than just cross them out.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 7 месяцев назад +187

    I forgot or didn't know Desi was from my home state! She's right, we do read gooder.

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 7 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @karenm4322
      @karenm4322 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @momb1107
      @momb1107 7 месяцев назад +3

      I know, I'm going to look up and see what city she's from. I'm sure she's not from Eastern Kentucky.😅

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 7 месяцев назад +6

      That's grammatical wrong, it's pronounced gooderer

    • @mrbomplastik
      @mrbomplastik 7 месяцев назад +6

      Not only do we read gooder, we right gooder to!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 месяцев назад +699

    You know Donnie is watching at home.... gently running his fingers over the 'beautiful letter' Kimmy sent him, years ago... when their love still had a chance.... So long ago.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 7 месяцев назад +1

      He hesitated on reaching in and giving Kim a kiss… he regrets it to this day and many of the TOP HISTORIANS say it’s linked to his cognitive decline.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 7 месяцев назад +46

      They were so close to sharing a kiss.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 7 месяцев назад

      Kimmy committing adultery, while trump covets Putin's new lover

    • @dannmarceau
      @dannmarceau 7 месяцев назад +34

      "Faded photograph
      Covered now with lines and creases
      Tickets torn in half
      Memories in bits and pieces" -- Classics IV 😅

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад

      @@dannmarceau No love lost as donvict is already a friend of Putin.

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 7 месяцев назад +1009

    10 rules for thee, but not for me! - _Every Republican ever_

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 7 месяцев назад

      To be honest and fair, every POLITICIAN ever. Remember, there was a former DEM president that also cheated, lied about it, and faced impeachment.

    • @markkrull556
      @markkrull556 7 месяцев назад +29

      EXACTLY

    • @sheridan140
      @sheridan140 7 месяцев назад +9

      ...and establishment Dems, don't kid yourself. They ensure we keep getting these Reps...

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 7 месяцев назад

      @@sheridan140 How? Democrats arent the ones spreading crazy conspiracy theories which republicans eat up.

    • @hugoafonso2102
      @hugoafonso2102 7 месяцев назад +17

      Thee is also a pronoun! 😁

  • @Marlorn
    @Marlorn 7 месяцев назад +60

    It really looked like Kim took a sigh of relief when he turned around and walk away from the plane. 😂

    • @Shmuk-bn7ef
      @Shmuk-bn7ef 7 месяцев назад +5

      Kim is a very unpleasant guy. Putin seems cool if you don't criticize his laws he's friendly 🤷🤷

    • @AdrianneMalden
      @AdrianneMalden 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Shmuk-bn7ef FRIENDLY? I've got some land in Florida...

    • @Chazulu2
      @Chazulu2 7 месяцев назад +6

      Some people find socializing exhausting. Not everyone has the energy to always be out in the community. Whenever they need to go mingle they find themselves stalling. Just prefer that the help avoids eye contact while they go change the lenins. It's best for everyone tho, marx my words... Uh.... Ummmmmm..... 😺

  • @whatamess8764
    @whatamess8764 7 месяцев назад +88

    This is Michael Kosta's best segment!

    • @MarthaSpizziri
      @MarthaSpizziri 7 месяцев назад +1

      IDK, I think the Tucker Carlson’s face coach skit was up there.

    • @jw7268
      @jw7268 7 месяцев назад +5

      Dudes always cracks me up when he's on 😂

  • @dunnbrandon
    @dunnbrandon 7 месяцев назад +119

    Jokes aside, these 2 made it official to fight together is the clearest sign of ultimate concern

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад

      China would likely be forced to defend NK and, therefore, Putin has checked Xi's reluctance to supply his war in Ukraine.

    • @brianmcsorley3229
      @brianmcsorley3229 7 месяцев назад

      If it helps you out , keep mine .

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 7 месяцев назад

      Agreed, and with China and Iran in the wings the four state notation's are already bypassing western sanctions with force and threats making the effort to use non-hostile methods to deescalate nearly impossible.
      And with the partnership in full view western nations begin to look weak while they try to pretend that this is not happening or that their sanctions are more then words outside European Union and NATO.
      With such a partnership Europe and the West as a whole will need to decide where it draws the line in the sand and how willing it's leaders are to risk election losses in order to make the tough calls (Russia will gaslight the west on any action it takes so there really is no point in trying to play into Russian narratives).
      Yet this said, western nations have experienced peace long enough to not want to jump into a war and it's societies are in a generational transition period where the younger generations are more influenced by unregulated social media that is quickly becoming dominated by Troll's?Bots and AI generated deep fakes. The older generations are not that better as they are more keen for war but are also upset that progress is changing their ways of life and upending the energy model they based their lives around (basically the shift away from traditional energy is like a slap in the face to older people who assumed oil/gas was going to be around forever and that anyone who thought differently was insane or an progressive simpleton).
      The end point is I truly worry about the next few years, Europe thinks it has more time up it's sleeve to push Russia of the economic cliff and win the proxy war via finical ruin, but Russia clearly plans to escalate hostilities while it still has the means to do so and is using Western hesitation in it's favour to fully turn it's national economy into a war time economy where it can out produce cheap disposable weapons at a rate that would allow Russia to carpet bomb Europe back into WW2 levels of destruction.
      So let's hope the average voter across Europe thinks hard about what they want for their futures when it's politicians finally approach the question of direct action to actually enforce the sanctions against Russia/North Korea/Iran and later China.

    • @pickettfury
      @pickettfury 7 месяцев назад

      Wasn't just to protect each if attacked though? (defense)

    • @dunnbrandon
      @dunnbrandon 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@pickettfurythese 2 both have nukes, would be within expectations if they also go on offense as counter measure.

  • @alansmitheejr-g2q
    @alansmitheejr-g2q 7 месяцев назад +163

    To really enjoy Mardi Gras you would have to break all 10 Commandments.

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 7 месяцев назад +29

      Also to be the R presidential candidate.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 7 месяцев назад +5

      Which neighbor do you have to bear false witness against?

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@marcpeterson1092 "Yo, bro! Cindy said she was really into you, and wouldn't mind if you give her more than beads, if you get me."
      "Yeah, she really said that. Now, go and rizz her up."

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@derekstein6193 Lying is always optional.

    • @TheBoogerJames
      @TheBoogerJames 7 месяцев назад

      The leaders in Baton Rouge hate Mardi Gras. New Orleans is a Democrat city (that has its own political corruption problems) surrounded by a Republican state.

  • @corralescoyote
    @corralescoyote 7 месяцев назад +90

    I think if I were a teacher, I would make a point of prominently displaying the 10C along with a very simple 10-point explanation of why we never had it up before and why it’s up now. 😂😂😂

    • @AloisAgos
      @AloisAgos 7 месяцев назад +4

      Would that violate the "Craven image" thing from the Commandments? Oh who am I kidding, the Republicans will declare it as such even if it isn't. 😑

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@Vesta_the_Lesser Which is exactly why it would enrage Republicans and ask that teacher be removed if they don't take down the explanation.

    • @craigb8228
      @craigb8228 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@DracoMagniusThe teacher would be in violation of Project 2025.

    • @GizmoBeach
      @GizmoBeach 7 месяцев назад

      Thou shalt not make or worship any graven images, kids.
      Unless it's a gold life-size blow-up doll of Trump, in which case you can bow to and dance around it like fruitcakes.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 6 месяцев назад

      @@craigb8228 We'll all be in violation of Project 2025.
      "First they came for the trade unionists, ..."

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 7 месяцев назад +22

    I'm from Louisiana. I am also an early childhood educator. The Gov had also slashed 24 million from ECE. After we marched over there and tried to plead with him, he is only cutting it by 9 million now. But yeah, let's focus on the 10 commandments, Governor.

    • @matthewdaye5410
      @matthewdaye5410 7 месяцев назад +4

      Should put up the equivalent from several other religions, force them to admit they only consider their religion valid.

    • @stephaniegreenwood4007
      @stephaniegreenwood4007 5 месяцев назад

      Thou shall not steal…from children. Maybe you should post the ten commandments at the Governor’s house, with this one circled in red.

    • @stephaniegreenwood4007
      @stephaniegreenwood4007 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe you should post one of these Ten Commandments poster at the governors house, with “thou shall not steel…from school children, curled in red…And then vote for a new governor that actually cares about …people!

  • @AllenKnutson
    @AllenKnutson 7 месяцев назад +155

    They really could've pounded on Giuliani with the "bearing false witness" charge.

    • @dipperdog
      @dipperdog 7 месяцев назад +11

      Or Trumps 34 bearing false witness convictions

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 7 месяцев назад

      or the whole of maga with the worshiping false gods/idols.

    • @LordOfNihil
      @LordOfNihil 7 месяцев назад +6

      i dont think there is a politician on the planet who follows that one.

  • @TheBizarrodragon
    @TheBizarrodragon 7 месяцев назад +71

    The 10 Commandment segment was brilliant 😂!

  • @thEannoyingE
    @thEannoyingE 7 месяцев назад +237

    Isn’t there supposed to be SEPARATION between church and state?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 7 месяцев назад +44

      Yeah, but that requires reading, and that's a tall order for certain constituents...

    • @peterkn2
      @peterkn2 7 месяцев назад +24

      Apparently, it depends on which church too 🤨

    • @peterbathum2775
      @peterbathum2775 7 месяцев назад +22

      It’s why the colonists founded America; they fled England where religion and the power of the state were in lock step making their royalty sanctified holy men ; they also could not worship any religion other than the government’s . That’s why the second founding principle is the freedom to worship within any religion .

    • @robertw1962
      @robertw1962 7 месяцев назад +1

      According to Heritage Foundations Paul Weyrich "America is a Christian Nation"
      The original big lie that started this mess.

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sadly that's not actually in the constitution. It's in a letter Jefferson sent to someone. The 1st Amend protects Xtian worship and their financial advantages made Xtianity the overwhelmingly popular religion. The SB's were able to capitalize on that because Lincoln died and Johnson was a Southern sympathizer, like Mary Todd Lincoln. Many Dem's, like me, warned against coddling religions but few listened. This is the price for not doing so.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 7 месяцев назад +60

    The 10…. no wait, the 5…uhhh… The Commandment : Thou
    Oh no!😂
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrellee8194
    @darrellee8194 7 месяцев назад +80

    I really liked Desi and Ronny working the desk together. It reminds of Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd. I think two people at the desk has a better dynamic. Maybe Ronny isn't the best choice. I think he's better in the field. Maybe pair Desi with Jon or one of the other guys?

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 7 месяцев назад

      Oh, my. Ronny is woefully untalented. It is so awkward and forced.

    • @kmick8108
      @kmick8108 7 месяцев назад +9

      @kcbh24 you sound like you have a grudge against him since 3rd grade

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 7 месяцев назад

      @@kmick8108 sounds like you're sensitive about people's opinions about celebrities, which is weird.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 месяцев назад +2

      @kmick isn't questioning your opinion, merely your delivery😂 ​ @@kcbh24

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 7 месяцев назад

      @@EpistemicResponsibility4All I don't really care what they feel about my opinion or delivery, and either way, they (and you) are too sensitive over things that don't matter.

  • @yaowsers77
    @yaowsers77 7 месяцев назад +24

    The ten commandments one 😂😂😂

  • @Sprinkle_of_Sanity
    @Sprinkle_of_Sanity 7 месяцев назад +6

    Desi and Ronny together just makes me laugh before they’ve even started! Love their styles mixed together! Thanks for this brilliant segment! I could watch them comment on anything in the news and giggle!

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 7 месяцев назад +17

    Costa's segment was brilliant! Love you guys! ✌❤

  • @kindseyvaughn8667
    @kindseyvaughn8667 7 месяцев назад +92

    Technically the Sabbath is Saturday. Not sure why Christians worship on Sundays, but the Ten Commandments is still very much apart of the Jewish faith, and it’s sundown on Friday to sundown on Saturday.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 7 месяцев назад +39

      christians, traditionally, are not sticklers for details.

    • @brianmcsorley3229
      @brianmcsorley3229 7 месяцев назад +3

      They only do that to show how meaningless it all is .

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 7 месяцев назад +14

      Christians made Sundays the new Sabbath because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday

    • @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla
      @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@AZDfox Sunday isn’t the new Sabbath for Christians, it’s still Saturday. But yes, most Christians worship on Sunday to coincide with Christ’s resurrection. Seventh Day Adventists, however worship on Saturdays.

    • @shirleyvanarsdalecrabtree2880
      @shirleyvanarsdalecrabtree2880 7 месяцев назад +8

      Catholics changed the Sabbath to Sunday. Do your research people.

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 7 месяцев назад +258

    No Ronny, Trump, Putin, & Kim are best friends forever!! I bet Trump feels sad that he was left out!! 😭😭

    • @petethetaper
      @petethetaper 7 месяцев назад +5

      ya, i was gonna ask where's the beef?.. er aaa bone spurs.. eats alot like Kim.
      prob no diaper service./ they don't like his oppressive smell.

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@petethetaper, LOL!! 🤣🤣

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Prof.RenanAraujo As a convicted felon awaiting sentencing he's not allowed to leave States Of America.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 7 месяцев назад +2

      I can't believe old orangy wasn't invited to the sleepover, LOL!

    • @Stoicisbetter
      @Stoicisbetter 7 месяцев назад +3

      As a convicted felon he won't be able to visit those friends legally?

  • @stephensuddick1896
    @stephensuddick1896 7 месяцев назад +8

    I just see these two crazy kids together❤️ If these two love-struck dictators can't make their love work, what hope do the rest of us have?

  • @Kate-ui5kc
    @Kate-ui5kc 7 месяцев назад +4

    Clearly, the dance at the limo door was " I'm not turning my back on you, little assassin. No offense but your reputation proceeds you."

  • @laughingowl7896
    @laughingowl7896 7 месяцев назад +68

    "Two communists in a car.. getting coffee" making me laugh.

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer 7 месяцев назад

      Neither of them is a Communist. American mass media should stop referring to American geopolitical foes as Communists.

    • @nl5828
      @nl5828 7 месяцев назад

      putin is a lot of things, but he ain’t no communist!

  • @AIvey-qs1so
    @AIvey-qs1so 7 месяцев назад +18

    That 10 commandments bit was pretty frikin funny

  • @jazzyfour
    @jazzyfour 7 месяцев назад +11

    😂😂😂😂. They're outta their minds. Too funny. She said ," I'm from Kentucky, we read gooder" lol

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 7 месяцев назад +14

    That ten commandments piece was absolutely perfect.

  • @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
    @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 7 месяцев назад +135

    Laugh now crying later! America needs to be concerned!

    • @williambrasky3891
      @williambrasky3891 7 месяцев назад

      Buddy, we are. Our parents are the ones hellbent on ensuring we have nothing left but vitriol & misery in our futures. And maybe starting WWIII & dooming the human race. So…I don’t know. But we aren’t unconcerned.

    • @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
      @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 7 месяцев назад +4

      @Vesta_the_Lesser we need to be concerned about it all not one over the other.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 месяцев назад

      ​Really, it's about the US agression the world IS concerned about. 🤑🇮🇱☠️​@@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 7 месяцев назад

      To be frank, the impoverished military of russia or north korea are a joke compared to, say, the US, that out spends them by billions of dollars with militaries that out performs them on scales of magnitudes greater.
      If you want militaries, you have to fund them, and there are no militaries in the world better funded than the US by a very, very long shot. We out perform every other military in the world combined.
      It's a paper tiger. It's theater and bluster. It's a problem for Ukraine or other allies, it's a problem for dissenters in russia or north korea, it's not a problem for the US militaries.

  • @jakegolding8388
    @jakegolding8388 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’m loving this new format of The Daily Show. And the hosts they have are truly funny.

  • @sallyr.6891
    @sallyr.6891 7 месяцев назад +151

    2 communists in cars getting coffee. 😂😂😂

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 7 месяцев назад +2

      They met Barack Hussein so ultimately it was 3😅😅😅

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 7 месяцев назад

      i get why people might call them that but it's the wrong word: they are *tyrants*

    • @MidwstMakr
      @MidwstMakr 7 месяцев назад +20

      Russia hasn't been communist in a while. Remember the fall of the Soviet Union, and where they brought markets without any regulations?

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 7 месяцев назад

      @@MidwstMakr & remember when they *were never for a moment anything but a dictatorship*
      china & russia have never been communist & it irks me that people would even *consider* misdiagnosing tyranny as communism. remember folks: by *defintion* in a communist state there can be NO government.

    • @AloisAgos
      @AloisAgos 7 месяцев назад

      Sounds like the name of a morning show.

  • @titantim
    @titantim 7 месяцев назад +217

    Remember: This is the SECOND meeting of Kim and Putin in less than a year! Putin is getting desperate!

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 7 месяцев назад +21

      He wishes Xi greeted him like that. 😂

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 7 месяцев назад

      I don't think it's desperate for nations of mutual interest (one which I despise) to have top level meetings and be mutually supportive. This signals a ramping up of nuclear aggression against nations who oppose them. Putin's got some stuff to sell.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Smethells2023 just wait for the -summer- -winter- -summer- -winter- -summer- winter offensive Ukraine's been stockpiling munitions for

    • @titantim
      @titantim 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@Smethells2023 True. There are different levels of desperate.
      - Running low on troops (Somewhat Desperate)
      - Using prisoners as soldiers (desperate)
      - Conscription (Very desperate)
      - Begging North Korea for weapons (Very desperate)
      - Begging North Korea for weapons AGAIN ("Wow" level of desperate)

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@titantim That's being kind of optimistic about how that war is going for Ukraine.

  • @carpediem4619
    @carpediem4619 7 месяцев назад +17

    I've been waiting for a ten commandments skit, lol. Can we make this into a 30 second commercial?

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 7 месяцев назад

      3 secs for every commandment?

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 7 месяцев назад +4

    “… these two have blown up a lotta cars.” That one slays me.

  • @EventHorrorEyesOn
    @EventHorrorEyesOn 7 месяцев назад +38

    That Louisiana thing made me instantly ill.

  • @puteriaisyah9197
    @puteriaisyah9197 7 месяцев назад +12

    Costa is brilliant!!❤❤😂😂

  • @brendasmart553
    @brendasmart553 7 месяцев назад +84

    Soooo, now the kids can more easily point out all our leaders faults in the world right?!!🕯️☯️🕯️

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 7 месяцев назад +10

      That’s Right, Trump has Broken all Ten

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@joancooney7724 And then some.

    • @GizmoBeach
      @GizmoBeach 7 месяцев назад +4

      It's like Jimmy Kimmel said...how else are we going to keep those 3rd Graders from committing adultery?

  • @freespiritdragonmama1909
    @freespiritdragonmama1909 7 месяцев назад +7

    The 10 commandments skit was BRILLIANT!! Kudos guys!! 👏👏👏👏

  • @cjcap9918
    @cjcap9918 7 месяцев назад +4

    You can’t pray out loud in school, but you can have the 10 Commandments? How does that make sense? The 10 commandments section was so accurate! 😂

  • @josefk7437
    @josefk7437 7 месяцев назад +6

    This will be a valuable lesson for the children in how hypocritical their government is.

  • @loveGodandJesusalways
    @loveGodandJesusalways 7 месяцев назад +4

    The principal announced to the student we must read & follow the ten rules on the chalkboard. A student raises a hand questioning why should we follow these rules the formar didn't!😂

  • @davidnewell3232
    @davidnewell3232 7 месяцев назад +3

    A man came up to me, a big man, a strong man, tears streaming down his face. He said "sir, I've put together a list of commandments for others to live by."

  • @kills26
    @kills26 7 месяцев назад +7

    Just an FYI, that orange paint is simply custard powder, it will wash off.

  • @naylas3908
    @naylas3908 7 месяцев назад +3

    The 10 Commandments bit was brilliant!

  • @SuperAH1985
    @SuperAH1985 7 месяцев назад +13

    My favorite part is that those yay-hooos don't even know kids well enough to know that they don't read the inspo posters in their classrooms already, why would they all of a sudden stop and read a super lengthy chore list hanging in the classroom.

  • @Angleton2.0
    @Angleton2.0 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love when they both refused to drink the champagne 😂😂😂

  • @deanmoulton8994
    @deanmoulton8994 7 месяцев назад +4

    I think Putin and Jong-un were practicing the "Lollipop Guild" welcomes you song, at the Limo.

  • @iscariotproject
    @iscariotproject 7 месяцев назад +9

    both of them sitting at a table pushing a tea cup back and forth...here have some tea....nooo you have some tea...

  • @pango-y8j
    @pango-y8j 7 месяцев назад +10

    Desi and Ronnie. Sum is greater than the parts 😊

  • @GoodTaste_32
    @GoodTaste_32 7 месяцев назад +4

    That bit with Kosta! 😂😂😂

  • @Alexnotjones
    @Alexnotjones 7 месяцев назад +20

    Desi and Ronney is the new Trevor. Just let them host everyday!

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 7 месяцев назад

      No, thank you.

    • @katjabluetopaz
      @katjabluetopaz 7 месяцев назад

      not even close

  • @drudgenemo7030
    @drudgenemo7030 7 месяцев назад +69

    Aww
    Poor trump
    His two besties are having fun without him

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 7 месяцев назад

    Grateful for you guys!

  • @holyland6380
    @holyland6380 7 месяцев назад +7

    Awww, the sharpie monster totally missed out on this BFF gathering.

  • @janzstone
    @janzstone 7 месяцев назад +5

    Kosta is legend.

  • @takeoverusa
    @takeoverusa 7 месяцев назад +10

    Ronny & Desi killing it together. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @88walka
    @88walka 7 месяцев назад +20

    So we are just dismantling the 1st amendment of the bill of rights due to people’s feelings?

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 7 месяцев назад

      The first amendment applies to FEDERAL congress, not state congresses. That's how they get away with it. It's still wrong though.

    • @AdrianneMalden
      @AdrianneMalden 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's only TX rn. LA & I think it was TN that are next.

    • @Gabriel_H77
      @Gabriel_H77 7 месяцев назад

      Which bit is being dismantled? Seriously, go read it, then come back and explain how a *state* legislature is dismantling the 1st Amendment.
      The problem with America isn't just that the Constitution is full of loopholes, it's that y'all don't even realise it is.

    • @88walka
      @88walka 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Gabriel_H77 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Aka separation of church and state…And public school are run by the state aka the country aka the government.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 месяцев назад +1

      Not “feelings” but votes, that's what this circus is about.

  • @MikeSchmidt969
    @MikeSchmidt969 7 месяцев назад +4

    The Daily Show has hit gold with Desi and Ronny sharing the hosting duties. They make a great team and are super funny together.

  • @traian2041
    @traian2041 7 месяцев назад

    One of the best segments. Even more so with the ridiculously large amount of truth in it.

  • @geargeekpdx3566
    @geargeekpdx3566 7 месяцев назад +17

    Fun IMDB fact: Ronny Chieng was one of the dudes that the evil girl robot Megan chased down and killed in the movie

    • @tguf456
      @tguf456 7 месяцев назад

      You know, you can recite facts without putting out spoilers.
      Btw, even those of us who haven't watched Megan knew he was in it. That movie was big when it came out.
      Besides, he also mentioned it on TDS.

    • @geargeekpdx3566
      @geargeekpdx3566 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@tguf456 Sorry Fact Police guy

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@tguf456 The movie is approaching 2 years old. Most of the people who would have watched it, already has.

    • @bashirabdel-fattah9499
      @bashirabdel-fattah9499 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tguf456 That the robot killed people isn't a spoiler, that's just the premise of the movie, and the content of all of the trailers... I'm saying this as someone who hasn't even watched the movie

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 7 месяцев назад +6

    Can't get enough Desi!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @chamberlain85
    @chamberlain85 7 месяцев назад +30

    Stonehenge stunt wasn't paint it was like cornstarch which will wash off in rain. It was to draw attention to their fundraiser and it worked. I thought everyone knew this.

    • @saint-miscreant
      @saint-miscreant 7 месяцев назад +9

      it was, but i don’t think they said anything about what pigment they used? effective activism should affect the organisations you’re protesting more than everybody else…

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 7 месяцев назад +3

      I hadn't read that it was corn starch. I read that it wasn't damaged & the solstice event is going to happen. v

    • @tguf456
      @tguf456 7 месяцев назад +4

      Where did you get your info from? I haven't come across this

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 7 месяцев назад +5

      Fits with them only attacking paintings that are under glass.

    • @chamberlain85
      @chamberlain85 7 месяцев назад +5

      I watched a clip from the Rational National here on youtube who did a deep dive into the incident.

  • @jeanne-marie8196
    @jeanne-marie8196 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ten commandment segment is so well written! I found it spot on. The “thou” pronoun part was the cherry on top

  • @daxleone
    @daxleone 7 месяцев назад +37

    DESI 2024!!!

  • @MynameisInigoMontoya4
    @MynameisInigoMontoya4 7 месяцев назад

    5:36 😂😂 As a new resident to Louisiana for the last 2 yrs, that joke was a bit too spot on.

  • @davidmenjivar8890
    @davidmenjivar8890 7 месяцев назад +20

    Putin and Kim “They hate us because they ain’t us” 🏀 The Interview (2014) 🍿

  • @Aditya-f8t5z
    @Aditya-f8t5z 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love to the Daily Show 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 7 месяцев назад +3

    Chieng kills me.
    Desi, what can I say. Everyman's fave.
    Kosta has a Bill Murray thing going on.
    Thanks for the sanity.

  • @curtisblake261
    @curtisblake261 5 месяцев назад +1

    Children with balloons. How about one child with all the ballons and see how far they go?

  • @SlavaUkraini85
    @SlavaUkraini85 7 месяцев назад +5

    Nothing says “I hate the West” than driving in a German build Mercedes 😂

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 7 месяцев назад +2

      It could have been a Lada, But Un said 'nada.

    • @Gabriel_H77
      @Gabriel_H77 7 месяцев назад

      Who says they hate the West? Just because I dislike the US government I should stop using Windows?

    • @SlavaUkraini85
      @SlavaUkraini85 7 месяцев назад

      @@Gabriel_H77well if you threaten to invade Germany or France you maybe should stop using their cars. But it’s always the same with those dictators and elites. They publicly despise the West while simultaneously enjoying the freedom the West provides and sending their kids to the private schools of London, Paris and Geneva

    • @enadegheeghaghe6369
      @enadegheeghaghe6369 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gabriel_H77the Russian government is trying to stop using windows and so is China. Haven't you been paying attention?

  • @ERICHOWARD-no4zb
    @ERICHOWARD-no4zb 7 месяцев назад +2

    That 10 commandments bit was perfect.

  • @joeknowle2553
    @joeknowle2553 7 месяцев назад +20

    The Sabbath day is really Saturday

    • @Gabriel_H77
      @Gabriel_H77 7 месяцев назад +2

      In Judaism and Orthodox christianity. The Catholic church changed it to Sunday, which was carried on by protestant branches.

    • @vivianjones9749
      @vivianjones9749 7 месяцев назад +1

      And to the Seventh Day Adventists

  • @otteotte7698
    @otteotte7698 7 месяцев назад +1

    That marker squeak!

  • @hawkname1234
    @hawkname1234 7 месяцев назад +9

    At first I thought Michael Kosta was kinda mid in his delivery... but the dude has become a top flight correspondent. His joke timing was perfect there.

  • @Suly.m005
    @Suly.m005 7 месяцев назад +1

    True friendship ❤👍

  • @Violincase
    @Violincase 7 месяцев назад +3

    Stonehenge was attacked with.. custard powder! (not paint)

  • @trinity6993
    @trinity6993 7 месяцев назад +2

    You guys are the funniest on the internet.

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 7 месяцев назад +16

    Commandment 11- Thou shall not make squeaky sounds when writing with a sharpie the wrong way.

  • @daveharris2884
    @daveharris2884 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hey guys, great teamwork and really funny.

  • @flameroad123
    @flameroad123 7 месяцев назад +75

    Putin: Kim, I like you. Lets be friends.
    Kim: Ok.
    Trump: can I join in?
    Putin: who are you?
    Kim: And how did you get in my room?
    Trump: It's me...Trump. Your best friend in the whole wide world.
    Putin and Kim: never heard of him.

    • @TheSadezoe
      @TheSadezoe 7 месяцев назад +8

      Bwahahaha 😂

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 7 месяцев назад +12

      Your comment just made trump, & his maga’s cry those orange maga tears!! 😭🤣

    • @AdrianneMalden
      @AdrianneMalden 7 месяцев назад

      They're all in cahoots. Dictators anonymous.

  • @videos_not_found
    @videos_not_found 7 месяцев назад +1

    The eleventh commandment: Don' t get caught😂

  • @marley4251
    @marley4251 7 месяцев назад +5

    Desi, Ronnie, Michael and Josh are the dream team. 💯

  • @katjabluetopaz
    @katjabluetopaz 7 месяцев назад +3

    Michael Kosta is so hilarious!

  • @daisuke133
    @daisuke133 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kosta's segment was great !

  • @michaelmartin5632
    @michaelmartin5632 7 месяцев назад +9

    Vlady and Kimmy have a play date. I am almost terrified. 😮

  • @systemBuilder
    @systemBuilder 7 месяцев назад

    Absolutely brilliant. Brilliant. Thank you!

  • @EllenFinan
    @EllenFinan 7 месяцев назад +5

    Great show! Hilarious

  • @Captain.Pugwash
    @Captain.Pugwash 7 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the bromance of Kim and Vladimir 😅

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 7 месяцев назад +2

      Which one do you think is on top? Does the other think that they are a power bottom?

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 7 месяцев назад +1

      Obviously Un is the power bottom and daddy pouty is top man. Winnie the poo is their Bull, it's a thruple really.

  • @dgaydos
    @dgaydos 7 месяцев назад +6

    New pronouns! LOL Costa's the greatest! The whole DS gang is amazing :)

  • @bokchoiman
    @bokchoiman 7 месяцев назад

    Dude I gotta say the writing and comedic timing is on point. You guys rock!

  • @enriquehartmann8642
    @enriquehartmann8642 7 месяцев назад +3

    I think George Carlin would be proud of M.Costa's break down of the ten commandments

  • @themachine8009
    @themachine8009 7 месяцев назад +1

    This could be Kostas greatest piece without a doubt

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 7 месяцев назад +19

    Love ya Ronny

  • @sherylmaddisoncrawford3994
    @sherylmaddisoncrawford3994 7 месяцев назад

    Love these two together...Desi and Ronny!

  • @MrBoscoBear
    @MrBoscoBear 7 месяцев назад +10

    Stonehenge had Cheetos, not doritos. The color is the giveaway.

    • @Shmuk-bn7ef
      @Shmuk-bn7ef 7 месяцев назад

      50 Shades of Orange: The Cheatumentary

  • @talathion369
    @talathion369 6 месяцев назад

    Dug this video up to watch it from the short. Solid gold 🌟

  • @hcoutino
    @hcoutino 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ronny FTW

  • @Sommerchan
    @Sommerchan 7 месяцев назад +1

    Desi is a stunner❤

  • @sandmehlig
    @sandmehlig 7 месяцев назад +21

    Looks like asylum negotiations are tiring. 🤣

  • @monsoon423
    @monsoon423 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sitcoms have applause signs they had "cheer or die" signs