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  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv 3 месяца назад +628

    The 'thou' pronoun joke was gold.

    • @jw7268
      @jw7268 3 месяца назад +15

      Worth its weight in frankincense and myrrh

    • @douglasboyle6544
      @douglasboyle6544 3 месяца назад +17

      It was a well crafted bit that paid off perfectly with it.

    • @anju5124
      @anju5124 2 месяца назад

      What was the joke?

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez 2 месяца назад +4

      @@anju5124 Republicans generally don't like the gender pronoun stuff.

    • @COMPUTER.SCIENCE.
      @COMPUTER.SCIENCE. Месяц назад

      ​@@Terra_Lopez gender pronoun stuff like what? 😂

  • @azraelbryson5046
    @azraelbryson5046 3 месяца назад +926

    1st Amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
    Article 1, Sec. 8 of Louisiana State constitution - "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 3 месяца назад +73

      Rs don't care about that old piece of paper.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 3 месяца назад +20

      The Loophole: The document you are quoting is talking about FEDERAL congress. This law was passed by a STATE congress. Still a dumb thing to spend time on, but now you know why it flies.

    • @azraelbryson5046
      @azraelbryson5046 3 месяца назад +43

      @TheREALJosephTurner do states not have state congresses? Was this law not passed thru their state law process? States don't have to follow the constitution?

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 3 месяца назад +57

      @@TheREALJosephTurnerOkay, but that clause of the First Amendment has been incorporated down to the states even since 1947’s Everson v. Board of Education.

    • @azraelbryson5046
      @azraelbryson5046 3 месяца назад +84

      @TheREALJosephTurner Article 1, Sec. 8 of the Louisiana state constitution "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
      So even the state constitution says this is against the rules.

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 3 месяца назад +1006

    10 rules for thee, but not for me! - _Every Republican ever_

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 3 месяца назад

      To be honest and fair, every POLITICIAN ever. Remember, there was a former DEM president that also cheated, lied about it, and faced impeachment.

    • @markkrull556
      @markkrull556 3 месяца назад +29

      EXACTLY

    • @sheridan140
      @sheridan140 3 месяца назад +9

      ...and establishment Dems, don't kid yourself. They ensure we keep getting these Reps...

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 3 месяца назад

      @@sheridan140 How? Democrats arent the ones spreading crazy conspiracy theories which republicans eat up.

    • @hugoafonso2102
      @hugoafonso2102 3 месяца назад +17

      Thee is also a pronoun! 😁

  • @dunnbrandon
    @dunnbrandon 3 месяца назад +118

    Jokes aside, these 2 made it official to fight together is the clearest sign of ultimate concern

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад

      China would likely be forced to defend NK and, therefore, Putin has checked Xi's reluctance to supply his war in Ukraine.

    • @brianmcsorley3229
      @brianmcsorley3229 3 месяца назад

      If it helps you out , keep mine .

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 3 месяца назад

      Agreed, and with China and Iran in the wings the four state notation's are already bypassing western sanctions with force and threats making the effort to use non-hostile methods to deescalate nearly impossible.
      And with the partnership in full view western nations begin to look weak while they try to pretend that this is not happening or that their sanctions are more then words outside European Union and NATO.
      With such a partnership Europe and the West as a whole will need to decide where it draws the line in the sand and how willing it's leaders are to risk election losses in order to make the tough calls (Russia will gaslight the west on any action it takes so there really is no point in trying to play into Russian narratives).
      Yet this said, western nations have experienced peace long enough to not want to jump into a war and it's societies are in a generational transition period where the younger generations are more influenced by unregulated social media that is quickly becoming dominated by Troll's?Bots and AI generated deep fakes. The older generations are not that better as they are more keen for war but are also upset that progress is changing their ways of life and upending the energy model they based their lives around (basically the shift away from traditional energy is like a slap in the face to older people who assumed oil/gas was going to be around forever and that anyone who thought differently was insane or an progressive simpleton).
      The end point is I truly worry about the next few years, Europe thinks it has more time up it's sleeve to push Russia of the economic cliff and win the proxy war via finical ruin, but Russia clearly plans to escalate hostilities while it still has the means to do so and is using Western hesitation in it's favour to fully turn it's national economy into a war time economy where it can out produce cheap disposable weapons at a rate that would allow Russia to carpet bomb Europe back into WW2 levels of destruction.
      So let's hope the average voter across Europe thinks hard about what they want for their futures when it's politicians finally approach the question of direct action to actually enforce the sanctions against Russia/North Korea/Iran and later China.

    • @pickettfury
      @pickettfury 3 месяца назад

      Wasn't just to protect each if attacked though? (defense)

    • @dunnbrandon
      @dunnbrandon 3 месяца назад +1

      @@pickettfurythese 2 both have nukes, would be within expectations if they also go on offense as counter measure.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 месяца назад +693

    You know Donnie is watching at home.... gently running his fingers over the 'beautiful letter' Kimmy sent him, years ago... when their love still had a chance.... So long ago.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 3 месяца назад +1

      He hesitated on reaching in and giving Kim a kiss… he regrets it to this day and many of the TOP HISTORIANS say it’s linked to his cognitive decline.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 3 месяца назад +46

      They were so close to sharing a kiss.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 месяца назад

      Kimmy committing adultery, while trump covets Putin's new lover

    • @dannmarceau
      @dannmarceau 3 месяца назад +34

      "Faded photograph
      Covered now with lines and creases
      Tickets torn in half
      Memories in bits and pieces" -- Classics IV 😅

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад

      @@dannmarceau No love lost as donvict is already a friend of Putin.

  • @thEannoyingE
    @thEannoyingE 3 месяца назад +233

    Isn’t there supposed to be SEPARATION between church and state?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 месяца назад +43

      Yeah, but that requires reading, and that's a tall order for certain constituents...

    • @peterkn2
      @peterkn2 3 месяца назад +24

      Apparently, it depends on which church too 🤨

    • @peterbathum2775
      @peterbathum2775 3 месяца назад +22

      It’s why the colonists founded America; they fled England where religion and the power of the state were in lock step making their royalty sanctified holy men ; they also could not worship any religion other than the government’s . That’s why the second founding principle is the freedom to worship within any religion .

    • @robertw1962
      @robertw1962 3 месяца назад +1

      According to Heritage Foundations Paul Weyrich "America is a Christian Nation"
      The original big lie that started this mess.

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад +4

      Sadly that's not actually in the constitution. It's in a letter Jefferson sent to someone. The 1st Amend protects Xtian worship and their financial advantages made Xtianity the overwhelmingly popular religion. The SB's were able to capitalize on that because Lincoln died and Johnson was a Southern sympathizer, like Mary Todd Lincoln. Many Dem's, like me, warned against coddling religions but few listened. This is the price for not doing so.

  • @AllenKnutson
    @AllenKnutson 3 месяца назад +153

    They really could've pounded on Giuliani with the "bearing false witness" charge.

    • @dipperdog
      @dipperdog 3 месяца назад +11

      Or Trumps 34 bearing false witness convictions

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 месяца назад

      or the whole of maga with the worshiping false gods/idols.

    • @LordOfNihil
      @LordOfNihil 3 месяца назад +6

      i dont think there is a politician on the planet who follows that one.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 3 месяца назад +184

    I forgot or didn't know Desi was from my home state! She's right, we do read gooder.

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 3 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @karenm4322
      @karenm4322 3 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @momb1107
      @momb1107 3 месяца назад +3

      I know, I'm going to look up and see what city she's from. I'm sure she's not from Eastern Kentucky.😅

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 3 месяца назад +6

      That's grammatical wrong, it's pronounced gooderer

    • @mrbomplastik
      @mrbomplastik 3 месяца назад +6

      Not only do we read gooder, we right gooder to!

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 3 месяца назад +19

    I'm from Louisiana. I am also an early childhood educator. The Gov had also slashed 24 million from ECE. After we marched over there and tried to plead with him, he is only cutting it by 9 million now. But yeah, let's focus on the 10 commandments, Governor.

    • @matthewdaye5410
      @matthewdaye5410 3 месяца назад +4

      Should put up the equivalent from several other religions, force them to admit they only consider their religion valid.

    • @stephaniegreenwood4007
      @stephaniegreenwood4007 Месяц назад

      Thou shall not steal…from children. Maybe you should post the ten commandments at the Governor’s house, with this one circled in red.

    • @stephaniegreenwood4007
      @stephaniegreenwood4007 Месяц назад

      Maybe you should post one of these Ten Commandments poster at the governors house, with “thou shall not steel…from school children, curled in red…And then vote for a new governor that actually cares about …people!

  • @MamaTreNiner
    @MamaTreNiner 3 месяца назад +692

    The breakdown of the 10 commandments... BRILLIANT!!! 🏆

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад +32

      A nice tweak of George Carlin's breakdown.

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 3 месяца назад +2

      @@rainmanjr2007 Completely unrelated.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 3 месяца назад +14

      @@nyanuwu4209 how's it unrelated? Carlin's 10 commandment piece is still very relevant as is much of his material calling out conservatives and religous nuts

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 3 месяца назад +8

      It also shows exactly what will happen too displays in classrooms. They will be defaced by students.

    • @valeriedubach882
      @valeriedubach882 3 месяца назад +5

      @@dennisheyes4561this generation is creative- I am thinking they are going to more than just cross them out.

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 3 месяца назад +255

    No Ronny, Trump, Putin, & Kim are best friends forever!! I bet Trump feels sad that he was left out!! 😭😭

    • @petethetaper
      @petethetaper 3 месяца назад +5

      ya, i was gonna ask where's the beef?.. er aaa bone spurs.. eats alot like Kim.
      prob no diaper service./ they don't like his oppressive smell.

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 3 месяца назад +3

      @@petethetaper, LOL!! 🤣🤣

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Prof.RenanAraujo As a convicted felon awaiting sentencing he's not allowed to leave States Of America.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 3 месяца назад +2

      I can't believe old orangy wasn't invited to the sleepover, LOL!

    • @Stoicisbetter
      @Stoicisbetter 3 месяца назад +3

      As a convicted felon he won't be able to visit those friends legally?

  • @titantim
    @titantim 3 месяца назад +215

    Remember: This is the SECOND meeting of Kim and Putin in less than a year! Putin is getting desperate!

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 3 месяца назад +21

      He wishes Xi greeted him like that. 😂

    • @rainmanjr2007
      @rainmanjr2007 3 месяца назад

      I don't think it's desperate for nations of mutual interest (one which I despise) to have top level meetings and be mutually supportive. This signals a ramping up of nuclear aggression against nations who oppose them. Putin's got some stuff to sell.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Smethells2023 just wait for the -summer- -winter- -summer- -winter- -summer- winter offensive Ukraine's been stockpiling munitions for

    • @titantim
      @titantim 3 месяца назад +21

      @@Smethells2023 True. There are different levels of desperate.
      - Running low on troops (Somewhat Desperate)
      - Using prisoners as soldiers (desperate)
      - Conscription (Very desperate)
      - Begging North Korea for weapons (Very desperate)
      - Begging North Korea for weapons AGAIN ("Wow" level of desperate)

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 месяца назад +1

      @@titantim That's being kind of optimistic about how that war is going for Ukraine.

  • @darrellee8194
    @darrellee8194 3 месяца назад +80

    I really liked Desi and Ronny working the desk together. It reminds of Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd. I think two people at the desk has a better dynamic. Maybe Ronny isn't the best choice. I think he's better in the field. Maybe pair Desi with Jon or one of the other guys?

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 месяца назад

      Oh, my. Ronny is woefully untalented. It is so awkward and forced.

    • @kmick8108
      @kmick8108 3 месяца назад +9

      @kcbh24 you sound like you have a grudge against him since 3rd grade

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 месяца назад

      @@kmick8108 sounds like you're sensitive about people's opinions about celebrities, which is weird.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 3 месяца назад +2

      @kmick isn't questioning your opinion, merely your delivery😂 ​ @@kcbh24

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 месяца назад

      @@EpistemicResponsibility4All I don't really care what they feel about my opinion or delivery, and either way, they (and you) are too sensitive over things that don't matter.

  • @Marlorn
    @Marlorn 3 месяца назад +59

    It really looked like Kim took a sigh of relief when he turned around and walk away from the plane. 😂

    • @Shmuk-bn7ef
      @Shmuk-bn7ef 3 месяца назад +5

      Kim is a very unpleasant guy. Putin seems cool if you don't criticize his laws he's friendly 🤷🤷

    • @AdrianneMalden
      @AdrianneMalden 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Shmuk-bn7ef FRIENDLY? I've got some land in Florida...

    • @Chazulu2
      @Chazulu2 3 месяца назад +6

      Some people find socializing exhausting. Not everyone has the energy to always be out in the community. Whenever they need to go mingle they find themselves stalling. Just prefer that the help avoids eye contact while they go change the lenins. It's best for everyone tho, marx my words... Uh.... Ummmmmm..... 😺

  • @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
    @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 3 месяца назад +135

    Laugh now crying later! America needs to be concerned!

    • @williambrasky3891
      @williambrasky3891 3 месяца назад

      Buddy, we are. Our parents are the ones hellbent on ensuring we have nothing left but vitriol & misery in our futures. And maybe starting WWIII & dooming the human race. So…I don’t know. But we aren’t unconcerned.

    • @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
      @WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 3 месяца назад +4

      @Vesta_the_Lesser we need to be concerned about it all not one over the other.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 3 месяца назад

      ​Really, it's about the US agression the world IS concerned about. 🤑🇮🇱☠️​@@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 3 месяца назад

      To be frank, the impoverished military of russia or north korea are a joke compared to, say, the US, that out spends them by billions of dollars with militaries that out performs them on scales of magnitudes greater.
      If you want militaries, you have to fund them, and there are no militaries in the world better funded than the US by a very, very long shot. We out perform every other military in the world combined.
      It's a paper tiger. It's theater and bluster. It's a problem for Ukraine or other allies, it's a problem for dissenters in russia or north korea, it's not a problem for the US militaries.

  • @brendasmart553
    @brendasmart553 3 месяца назад +84

    Soooo, now the kids can more easily point out all our leaders faults in the world right?!!🕯️☯️🕯️

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 3 месяца назад +10

      That’s Right, Trump has Broken all Ten

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад +4

      @@joancooney7724 And then some.

    • @GizmoBeach
      @GizmoBeach 3 месяца назад +4

      It's like Jimmy Kimmel said...how else are we going to keep those 3rd Graders from committing adultery?

  • @josefk7437
    @josefk7437 3 месяца назад +6

    This will be a valuable lesson for the children in how hypocritical their government is.

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 3 месяца назад +17

    Costa's segment was brilliant! Love you guys! ✌❤

  • @Vhs-fuq
    @Vhs-fuq 3 месяца назад +240

    I don’t know how Louisiana is going to work around the whole kosher Old Testament dietary laws. Have you seen what’s in Gumbo?
    We love you Gumbo!

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 3 месяца назад +33

      It's like any religion- the leaders get to cherry-pick the parts they like.

    • @JohnDoe-pk2hs
      @JohnDoe-pk2hs 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@@TheREALJosephTurner Exactly why so many books were left out of the Bible.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 3 месяца назад +3

      @@JohnDoe-pk2hs True.

    • @dakotakoll-is3rg
      @dakotakoll-is3rg 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah gumbo!

    • @Yobama007
      @Yobama007 3 месяца назад

      These people do NOT care about religion, they are weaponizing it to take your rights away!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 3 месяца назад +4

    “… these two have blown up a lotta cars.” That one slays me.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 3 месяца назад +60

    The 10…. no wait, the 5…uhhh… The Commandment : Thou
    Oh no!😂
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kate-ui5kc
    @Kate-ui5kc 3 месяца назад +3

    Clearly, the dance at the limo door was " I'm not turning my back on you, little assassin. No offense but your reputation proceeds you."

  • @stephensuddick1896
    @stephensuddick1896 3 месяца назад +8

    I just see these two crazy kids together❤️ If these two love-struck dictators can't make their love work, what hope do the rest of us have?

  • @88walka
    @88walka 3 месяца назад +20

    So we are just dismantling the 1st amendment of the bill of rights due to people’s feelings?

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 3 месяца назад

      The first amendment applies to FEDERAL congress, not state congresses. That's how they get away with it. It's still wrong though.

    • @AdrianneMalden
      @AdrianneMalden 3 месяца назад +2

      It's only TX rn. LA & I think it was TN that are next.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад

      Which bit is being dismantled? Seriously, go read it, then come back and explain how a *state* legislature is dismantling the 1st Amendment.
      The problem with America isn't just that the Constitution is full of loopholes, it's that y'all don't even realise it is.

    • @88walka
      @88walka 3 месяца назад +5

      @@AKHill-gj2uy Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Aka separation of church and state…And public school are run by the state aka the country aka the government.

    • @EpistemicResponsibility4All
      @EpistemicResponsibility4All 3 месяца назад +1

      Not “feelings” but votes, that's what this circus is about.

  • @laughingowl7896
    @laughingowl7896 3 месяца назад +68

    "Two communists in a car.. getting coffee" making me laugh.

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer 3 месяца назад

      Neither of them is a Communist. American mass media should stop referring to American geopolitical foes as Communists.

    • @nl5828
      @nl5828 3 месяца назад

      putin is a lot of things, but he ain’t no communist!

  • @jakegolding8388
    @jakegolding8388 3 месяца назад +5

    I’m loving this new format of The Daily Show. And the hosts they have are truly funny.

  • @jazzyfour
    @jazzyfour 3 месяца назад +10

    😂😂😂😂. They're outta their minds. Too funny. She said ," I'm from Kentucky, we read gooder" lol

  • @Sprinkle_of_Sanity
    @Sprinkle_of_Sanity 3 месяца назад +6

    Desi and Ronny together just makes me laugh before they’ve even started! Love their styles mixed together! Thanks for this brilliant segment! I could watch them comment on anything in the news and giggle!

  • @cjcap9918
    @cjcap9918 3 месяца назад +4

    You can’t pray out loud in school, but you can have the 10 Commandments? How does that make sense? The 10 commandments section was so accurate! 😂

  • @carpediem4619
    @carpediem4619 3 месяца назад +17

    I've been waiting for a ten commandments skit, lol. Can we make this into a 30 second commercial?

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад

      3 secs for every commandment?

  • @sallyr.6891
    @sallyr.6891 3 месяца назад +150

    2 communists in cars getting coffee. 😂😂😂

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 3 месяца назад +2

      They met Barack Hussein so ultimately it was 3😅😅😅

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 месяца назад

      i get why people might call them that but it's the wrong word: they are *tyrants*

    • @MidwstMakr
      @MidwstMakr 3 месяца назад +20

      Russia hasn't been communist in a while. Remember the fall of the Soviet Union, and where they brought markets without any regulations?

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 месяца назад

      @@MidwstMakr & remember when they *were never for a moment anything but a dictatorship*
      china & russia have never been communist & it irks me that people would even *consider* misdiagnosing tyranny as communism. remember folks: by *defintion* in a communist state there can be NO government.

    • @rogerjamespaul5528
      @rogerjamespaul5528 3 месяца назад

      @@MidwstMakr Yep, more like despot dictatorships.

  • @janzstone
    @janzstone 3 месяца назад +5

    Kosta is legend.

  • @loveGodandJesusalways
    @loveGodandJesusalways 3 месяца назад +4

    The principal announced to the student we must read & follow the ten rules on the chalkboard. A student raises a hand questioning why should we follow these rules the formar didn't!😂

  • @hashfors
    @hashfors 3 месяца назад +5

    I love when they both refused to drink the champagne 😂😂😂

  • @joeknowle2553
    @joeknowle2553 3 месяца назад +20

    The Sabbath day is really Saturday

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад +2

      In Judaism and Orthodox christianity. The Catholic church changed it to Sunday, which was carried on by protestant branches.

    • @vivianjones9749
      @vivianjones9749 3 месяца назад +1

      And to the Seventh Day Adventists

  • @davidnewell3232
    @davidnewell3232 3 месяца назад +3

    A man came up to me, a big man, a strong man, tears streaming down his face. He said "sir, I've put together a list of commandments for others to live by."

  • @daxleone
    @daxleone 3 месяца назад +37

    DESI 2024!!!

  • @Alexnotjones
    @Alexnotjones 3 месяца назад +20

    Desi and Ronney is the new Trevor. Just let them host everyday!

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 3 месяца назад +1

    "putting thou first" is exactly what I hate about this culture. It's the main reason for all our social ills.

  • @michaelmartin5632
    @michaelmartin5632 3 месяца назад +9

    Vlady and Kimmy have a play date. I am almost terrified. 😮

  • @enriquehartmann8642
    @enriquehartmann8642 3 месяца назад +3

    I think George Carlin would be proud of M.Costa's break down of the ten commandments

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 3 месяца назад +3

    Chieng kills me.
    Desi, what can I say. Everyman's fave.
    Kosta has a Bill Murray thing going on.
    Thanks for the sanity.

  • @harleyb.birdwhisperer
    @harleyb.birdwhisperer 3 месяца назад

    Louisiana: “Put the Ten Commandments in every classroom.” Printing Office: “Eight copies, coming up.”.

  • @jeanne-marie8196
    @jeanne-marie8196 3 месяца назад +2

    Ten commandment segment is so well written! I found it spot on. The “thou” pronoun part was the cherry on top

  • @SlavaUkraini85
    @SlavaUkraini85 3 месяца назад +5

    Nothing says “I hate the West” than driving in a German build Mercedes 😂

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 3 месяца назад +2

      It could have been a Lada, But Un said 'nada.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад

      Who says they hate the West? Just because I dislike the US government I should stop using Windows?

    • @SlavaUkraini85
      @SlavaUkraini85 3 месяца назад

      @@AKHill-gj2uywell if you threaten to invade Germany or France you maybe should stop using their cars. But it’s always the same with those dictators and elites. They publicly despise the West while simultaneously enjoying the freedom the West provides and sending their kids to the private schools of London, Paris and Geneva

    • @enadegheeghaghe6369
      @enadegheeghaghe6369 3 месяца назад

      ​@@AKHill-gj2uythe Russian government is trying to stop using windows and so is China. Haven't you been paying attention?

  • @Violincase
    @Violincase 3 месяца назад +2

    Stonehenge was attacked with.. custard powder! (not paint)

  • @MikeSchmidt969
    @MikeSchmidt969 3 месяца назад +4

    The Daily Show has hit gold with Desi and Ronny sharing the hosting duties. They make a great team and are super funny together.

  • @Aditya-f8t5z
    @Aditya-f8t5z 3 месяца назад +1

    Love to the Daily Show 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 3 месяца назад +16

    Commandment 11- Thou shall not make squeaky sounds when writing with a sharpie the wrong way.

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 3 месяца назад +4

    They have a cause that would benefit everyone on Earth. So why did the people from "Just Stop Oil" decide to turn the difficulty to extreme by being complete jerks and not only spraying things that will have no impact on oil production but will actively turn people against them?

  • @Expl0rer.
    @Expl0rer. 3 месяца назад +1

    True friendship ❤👍

  • @Fernando-nz3gm
    @Fernando-nz3gm 3 месяца назад +2

    We read gooder. Was a great line

  • @hawkname1234
    @hawkname1234 3 месяца назад +9

    At first I thought Michael Kosta was kinda mid in his delivery... but the dude has become a top flight correspondent. His joke timing was perfect there.

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 3 месяца назад

    Grateful for you guys!

  • @sandmehlig
    @sandmehlig 3 месяца назад +21

    Looks like asylum negotiations are tiring. 🤣

  • @GoodTaste_32
    @GoodTaste_32 3 месяца назад +4

    That bit with Kosta! 😂😂😂

  • @philsmycrevice
    @philsmycrevice 3 месяца назад +5

    I wonder if this is one of the reasons they made draft registration automatic?

  • @daveharris2884
    @daveharris2884 3 месяца назад +1

    Hey guys, great teamwork and really funny.

  • @Sommerchan
    @Sommerchan 3 месяца назад +1

    Desi is a stunner❤

  • @katjabluetopaz
    @katjabluetopaz 3 месяца назад +3

    Michael Kosta is so hilarious!

  • @daisuke133
    @daisuke133 3 месяца назад +1

    Kosta's segment was great !

  • @systemBuilder
    @systemBuilder 3 месяца назад

    Absolutely brilliant. Brilliant. Thank you!

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 3 месяца назад +2

    Trump must be super jealous that his two most favorite dictators are hanging out together without him.

  • @traian2041
    @traian2041 3 месяца назад

    One of the best segments. Even more so with the ridiculously large amount of truth in it.

  • @aschmitz93
    @aschmitz93 3 месяца назад +1

    the 10 commandments bit was next level

  • @EllenFinan
    @EllenFinan 3 месяца назад +5

    Great show! Hilarious

  • @ERICHOWARD-no4zb
    @ERICHOWARD-no4zb 3 месяца назад +1

    That 10 commandments bit was perfect.

  • @MrBoscoBear
    @MrBoscoBear 3 месяца назад +10

    Stonehenge had Cheetos, not doritos. The color is the giveaway.

    • @Shmuk-bn7ef
      @Shmuk-bn7ef 3 месяца назад

      50 Shades of Orange: The Cheatumentary

  • @NukaNikki
    @NukaNikki 3 месяца назад +1

    The idea is you'll save old rocks but not the planet the rocks are on? Not the people who can visit it?

  • @curtisblake261
    @curtisblake261 Месяц назад +1

    Children with balloons. How about one child with all the ballons and see how far they go?

  • @katechurcher4830
    @katechurcher4830 3 месяца назад +6

    So trusting! 😅

  • @ravipeiris4388
    @ravipeiris4388 3 месяца назад +2

    I like this pairing of hosts❤

  • @talathion369
    @talathion369 2 месяца назад

    Dug this video up to watch it from the short. Solid gold 🌟

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +19

    Love ya Ronny

  • @otakugamer616
    @otakugamer616 3 месяца назад +1

    Vladipoo and Kimpoo Together Awwww ❤️🥰

  • @psycho01cb
    @psycho01cb 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm waiting for some kid to go, "But didn't Trump break all these?"

  • @CCFONESOL
    @CCFONESOL 3 месяца назад +9

    Plus, the Sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 3 месяца назад +2

    Pretty sure just mentioning adultery makes this banned in Florida.

    • @Shmuk-bn7ef
      @Shmuk-bn7ef 3 месяца назад +2

      Florida has adults?

  • @user-vp4qq4it7i
    @user-vp4qq4it7i 3 месяца назад +1

    Are they going to re-make the Wizard of Oz? They're gonna need more munchkins.

  • @geargeekpdx3566
    @geargeekpdx3566 3 месяца назад +12

    Desi Lydic is basically Kristen Wiigs kid sister with a Poli Sci degree

  • @jimboHtown01
    @jimboHtown01 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant!!!

  • @CarlaPalmer-y2r
    @CarlaPalmer-y2r 3 месяца назад +11

    Sabbath-SATURDAY. NOT Sunday

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад

      Not in Western Christianity.

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 3 месяца назад

      Depends on the tradition/culture. Scripture just says "the last day of the week" - it doesn't say anything about how to keep track of when the week starts or ends.

  • @MrKbtor2
    @MrKbtor2 Месяц назад

    These 2 have great chemistry.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 3 месяца назад

    As someone who was sent to catholic school their whole life. We didn’t even have the 10 commandments anywhere in the school. We just had crucifixes and the American flag.

  • @matho1961
    @matho1961 3 месяца назад +1

    Trumps owner and his little friend 😂😂😂

  • @707Berto
    @707Berto 3 месяца назад +4

    You guys are talking about the Stonehenge paint incident. Mission accomplished . Btw that stuff is cornstarch and washes off from rain.

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher 3 месяца назад

      real dodgy the way they talked about it.

  • @Rosiedelaroux
    @Rosiedelaroux 3 месяца назад

    Ha. This is so nice. Glad they get on - happy for both them and thier countries

  • @luckrequired5382
    @luckrequired5382 3 месяца назад +1

    Beavis & Butthead's North Korean road trip

  • @bokchoiman
    @bokchoiman 3 месяца назад

    Dude I gotta say the writing and comedic timing is on point. You guys rock!

  • @denniscasey4967
    @denniscasey4967 3 месяца назад +9

    🎉😂❤. TRUMP WISHES HE WAS THERE ,,SO HE CAN CUDDLE WIT THIS HERO'S ,🚫🇷🇺🤡💋❤️👎👎🌮🌮⁉️🤪. VOTE BLUE FOREVER STAND TALL FOR EVER ,,, 🌈🙏😇

  • @briarpatch337
    @briarpatch337 3 месяца назад +1

    All the Putin and Jong un’s visit was missing was Trump….3 dictator peas in a pod

  • @viralynn8120
    @viralynn8120 3 месяца назад

    Very well done. Great episode!

  • @Incandescentiron
    @Incandescentiron 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant.

  • @digiboiwand
    @digiboiwand 3 месяца назад

    These guys make my day.

  • @alexisarouge
    @alexisarouge 3 месяца назад +1

    Exactly! Most evil sleep over ever!

  • @zebs5021
    @zebs5021 3 месяца назад +3

    Trump wishes he had his tiny desk there between em and his sharpie.. 1:00

  • @Fiawordweaver
    @Fiawordweaver 3 месяца назад +1

    Brilliant 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 3 месяца назад +2

    Desi Lydic 💕

  • @DavidB75311
    @DavidB75311 3 месяца назад

    3:00 You forgot to mention that the orange "Paint" was made from cornflour and will easily wash off. It wasn't real paint and Stonehenge wasn't damaged in anyway.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 3 месяца назад +4

    It wasn't paint at Stonehenge. It was powered chalk. it will wash off with the next rain.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 3 месяца назад

      I read it was cornflour, but yes -- it will wash away easily with rain or ordinary water. They did not actually damage Stonehenge, but they have to make people think they did for shock value or else no one pays attention. Protests like this are the ONLY time the media even mentions climate change at all. They've done protests like this at car companies, oil companies, etc., but no one knows about that because nobody cares. Would be interesting to see the media check back and see how Stonehenge is doing in a week's time.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад +1

      After already disrupting a unique lichen colony, which provides the bedrock for the local ecosystem. Weird way to save the environment.

    • @rayceeya8659
      @rayceeya8659 3 месяца назад

      @@AKHill-gj2uy It's chalk. It's literally a powdered rock. When did the schools stop teaching basic geology?

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy 3 месяца назад

      @@rayceeya8659 You get that there are living things ON the rocks, right?! It's the site of unique lichen colonies, which gives rise to a unique local ecosystem.