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  • @brewstew
    @brewstew 5 месяцев назад +6134

    ... yeah they're swingers.

  • @Thosted
    @Thosted 8 лет назад +3771

    This looks like a swingers party that turned into a tupperware party the morning after

    • @Pug40
      @Pug40 8 лет назад +109

      +Tho Nguyen Hazel and Berman obviously hooked at that swinging party

    • @rachelroof9821
      @rachelroof9821 8 лет назад +8

      hahaha

    • @adamcowie4189
      @adamcowie4189 7 лет назад +92

      Oh, my GOD! That... That makes a DISTURBING amount of sense!

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mvol5973
      @mvol5973 5 лет назад +19

      What better way to sell something lol

  • @orenges
    @orenges 5 месяцев назад +149

    the ad that soon caused a tragedy for three kids and a single mother

  • @Kalashnikov5741
    @Kalashnikov5741 Год назад +75

    Whoever wrote this infomercial was a genius. 11 years later and I willingly went out of my way to watch it.

  • @weiyili9740
    @weiyili9740 6 лет назад +1657

    "...without ever dirtying a single pot, or pan!"
    *has around 20 magic bullet containers slowly stacking up in the sink/dishwasher*

    • @dubbie17
      @dubbie17 5 лет назад +40

      I cook my pasta in there too.

    • @kodakexpressmorrinsville2383
      @kodakexpressmorrinsville2383 5 лет назад +36

      i did wonder er what did they cook their pasta in then.. for all that food they do seem to have a mass of bench space

    • @heatheranderson7604
      @heatheranderson7604 5 лет назад +4

      So true.......

    • @c.t.1413
      @c.t.1413 4 года назад +2

      I am dead!

    • @mvol5973
      @mvol5973 4 года назад +28

      what about the pan they dirtied to cook the omlet?

  • @quintessence6793
    @quintessence6793 8 лет назад +1307

    "and in one, two, threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee seconds"

  • @wolverinefangowings
    @wolverinefangowings 3 года назад +334

    There is an entire fandom built around a late-nite infomercial from 20 years ago. This is one of those times when the internet is actually pretty great.

    • @xaviersaavedra7442
      @xaviersaavedra7442 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510 well these guys are swingers so why not

    • @chanayehudis5529
      @chanayehudis5529 3 месяца назад +3

      Legit!

    • @NiGHTSaturn
      @NiGHTSaturn Месяц назад +2

      If that community could help me find the long form version of the Raised Aerobed Infomercial, i’d be grateful 😅

  • @lrodenlr
    @lrodenlr 2 года назад +503

    Petition for magic bullet to do a reunion episode of this. Wondering if Mick and Mimi are still together. Hoping Hazel is still alive.

    • @scottwhite14
      @scottwhite14 Год назад +12

      That would be awesome!

    • @rtflone
      @rtflone Год назад +43

      And Hazel with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Never see that today

    • @richieadams6701
      @richieadams6701 Год назад +4

      ​@@rtflone absolutely wouldn't see that today.

    • @smokesletsgo2374
      @smokesletsgo2374 Год назад +31

      Being alive is a production

    • @fencius
      @fencius 11 месяцев назад +14

      Bergman died of liver failure shortly after filming.

  • @harryforster602
    @harryforster602 6 лет назад +1908

    Everyone gets. Exactly what.
    THEY WANT

    • @Seethi_C
      @Seethi_C 5 лет назад +18

      Harry Forster Pure cringe

    • @smokesletsgo2374
      @smokesletsgo2374 5 лет назад +117

      Everyone gets exactly what.....(10 years later)
      They want!

    • @darrenclements
      @darrenclements 5 лет назад +76

      Someone gets a grey muffin and someone else gets a vomitty yellow one.

    • @th2110
      @th2110 5 лет назад +24

      Came here for this comment. Thank you, you're a good man.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 5 лет назад +18

      In less time than it takes to toast the bread!!

  • @kewlnes987
    @kewlnes987 5 лет назад +1560

    Why is this so nostalgic? I thought it was just me but then reading the comments looks like everybody used to watch this when they were young. I feel slightly better about myself now

    • @saraflint2982
      @saraflint2982 5 лет назад +70

      You're certainly not alone! This was my favorite thing to watch on TV in 6th-7th grades. I even videotaped it to watch it anytime I wanted. This brings back great memories for me- and clearly many others here.

    • @hareonna15
      @hareonna15 5 лет назад +40

      I thought I was just weird for watchin' infomercials when I was younger but WOW, it wasn't just me. XD
      It was a long time ago but I remember tryin' to find stuff on tv and when there was nothin', I watched infomercials. This was my favorite 1 and I kept tellin' my mom 'Let's buy the Magic Bullet. I wanna make chocolate mousse'. XD

    • @MrBlackboy21ful
      @MrBlackboy21ful 5 лет назад +23

      When Saturdays cartoons go off this or that extendable ladder thing came on the air

    • @NicknameBasis
      @NicknameBasis 5 лет назад +20

      This is my favorite infomercial I think this is where I got my first encounter with ASMR and oddly satisfying things lol

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 5 лет назад +6

      Oh yeah I loved this. Been watching it at least once a week now since I found this video 🙂

  • @Theofficialthotpatrol
    @Theofficialthotpatrol 5 месяцев назад +161

    Brewstew you have convinced me they definitely are swingers

  • @tny1757
    @tny1757 2 месяца назад +22

    Intense Lore.
    People go to a barbecue at a friend’s place, everyone gets a little tipsy, they spend the night and get gaslit into thinking they need a blender for all their kitchen needs.

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 6 лет назад +1307

    it looks like a group home for rejected sitcom characters

  • @alexlea896
    @alexlea896 7 лет назад +1072

    I find infomercials strangely comforting

  • @jasonwrites9186
    @jasonwrites9186 2 года назад +175

    It’s not a commercial.
    It’s cinema.

  • @ThemeParkCrazy
    @ThemeParkCrazy 3 года назад +227

    The Meg Ryan haircuts SCREAM early 2000's.

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 3 года назад +11

      lmao remember the meg ryan haircuts being popular that even Tidus from FFX had that same hair cut in 2001.

    • @lartensgrill6106
      @lartensgrill6106 2 года назад

      @@daoyang223 spoony reference?

    • @cheesecake134
      @cheesecake134 2 года назад +1

      Oh god we all wanted that stupid flipped out bob! 😭

    • @thekarlkeeper8727
      @thekarlkeeper8727 5 месяцев назад +1

      Golden age of infomercials.

    • @Rolling_Coasters
      @Rolling_Coasters 5 месяцев назад

      everyone is here

  • @gilbertquintana3404
    @gilbertquintana3404 8 лет назад +1219

    Of all the worst informercials, this is still the best, most entertaining one.

    • @niamhbyrne98
      @niamhbyrne98 8 лет назад +9

      i totally agree do you have one?

    • @Ichigokurosaki24140
      @Ichigokurosaki24140 7 лет назад +22

      Seriously I agree with u. pure entertaining plus it very encouraging as well.

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 6 лет назад +7

      Gilbert Quintana its the room of infomercials.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +11

      Niamh Byrne
      I have one, and all I ever used it for was to make smoothies. The smoothies were bomb as fuck though! Here I am now, all these years later, trying to see what else I can use this damn magic bullet for.

    • @Zynet_Eseled
      @Zynet_Eseled 4 года назад +1

      Yep.

  • @thrillhouse_vanhouten
    @thrillhouse_vanhouten 6 лет назад +217

    Hazel gives absolutely zero shits. It's beautiful.

    • @jwicks747
      @jwicks747 6 лет назад +8

      She was always my fav

    • @jadeclothier8587
      @jadeclothier8587 5 лет назад +11

      @@jwicks747 same here, I love her. It's the cigarette in her mouth that does it for me

    • @dawnwelch6579
      @dawnwelch6579 3 года назад +1

      @@jadeclothier8587 I think it’s a fake cig, too...

  • @gabwats3233
    @gabwats3233 3 года назад +97

    This was one of my favorite Saturday morning “shows” as a kid. I didn’t have Disney channel or Nickelodeon, this was my prime entertainment💀💀

    • @SkyIsTheLine
      @SkyIsTheLine 2 года назад +4

      I know right.

    • @rainydays9967
      @rainydays9967 5 месяцев назад +2

      I had Disney but would go out of my way to watch it

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah same. After ABC Kids would air their block, it would just be waiting around through boring infomercials like proactive to get to the real tickets in town, Magic bullet and anything Ron Popeil

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 2 месяца назад +12

    “Curry powder for everythingggg.”
    You can hear the resentment in her voice

    • @duffydreamer
      @duffydreamer 2 месяца назад +3

      I wondered as a kid on why she said it like that 🤣🤣🤣 She must really hate adding that curry powder!

  • @sprock4chick
    @sprock4chick 8 лет назад +657

    Mick needs to decide which accent he is gonna do.

    • @ayrshireman94
      @ayrshireman94 8 лет назад +15

      He's from fucking Britian

    • @sprock4chick
      @sprock4chick 8 лет назад +42

      +ayrshireman94 Not sure I asked where he was from?

    • @ayrshireman94
      @ayrshireman94 8 лет назад +8

      +Leanne I Yorkshire, England
      Or the USA
      lol

    • @sprock4chick
      @sprock4chick 8 лет назад +13

      +ayrshireman94 Yeah that's what I am saying - he needs to pick haha cos his accent is raggin all over the joint :p

    • @achill6080
      @achill6080 8 лет назад +6

      The accents go sometimes when you have been in a place for a bit. Everyone is different though.

  • @websurfer8041
    @websurfer8041 8 лет назад +1542

    My brother and I used to watch this shit at like 3am when we were little kids. It was in our top 10 favourite "shows" .... This is what happens to kids in the early 00's who grew up on cable television. Kids these days will never know the true pleasure of infomercials with their netflix and streaming. SMH.

    • @thegoat6189
      @thegoat6189 8 лет назад +67

      Dude hell yeah now I'm watching this high as shit

    • @daktheavking9357
      @daktheavking9357 5 лет назад +33

      I’m high asf too

    • @royalorange2616
      @royalorange2616 5 лет назад +51

      Bruh same sometimes i would stay up all night watching this stuff it was the only thing I found satisfying

    • @EmpanadaDoggo
      @EmpanadaDoggo 5 лет назад +23

      I remember watching this in Mexico at 6am because the cartoons would come out at 7 and idk why but my bother and I managed to memorize most of this legendary paid program. Saturday mornings were always amazing with the magic bullet... Truly great memories.

    • @TheGtracer1994
      @TheGtracer1994 5 лет назад +2

      I used to do the same thing

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 2 года назад +37

    the passive aggressive vibe between Mick and Mimi just takes this to the next level

  • @gavrobertsdj
    @gavrobertsdj 2 года назад +29

    When Mick says "Watch this" you know shits going down.

  • @ltrich50
    @ltrich50 9 лет назад +499

    "We love going over there but they are always trying to sell us something."

    • @anissalovell
      @anissalovell 9 лет назад +6

      Going over where,? you did NOT clarify!!!

    • @ltrich50
      @ltrich50 9 лет назад +26

      To Mick & Mimi's. ;)

    • @NightridewithNikki
      @NightridewithNikki 5 лет назад +13

      “I may need to find some other place to have orgies, also Hazel’s cigarette ashes keep falling on me”

    • @newper
      @newper 4 года назад +5

      Wait till they try to sell you their "grill" with the three heating zones.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Themlpbrony23
    @Themlpbrony23 8 лет назад +510

    You know you're bored as hell when you start watching infomercials

  • @AlexSanchez-gu2ib
    @AlexSanchez-gu2ib 3 года назад +24

    "Hang on a second, you just blended a bunch of smoothies. You whipped up an omelette. Denied my help and told me to 'sit down and relax', you ground coffee and you mixed up two different types of muffin batter in that thing.......*laughs nervously....what the heck is it?"

  • @Emily-px9pg
    @Emily-px9pg 2 года назад +100

    This is so relaxing. This immediately wiped away any anxiety I had. Now I can go and break up with my boyfriend. Thank you magic bullet ❤️

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- Год назад +21

      Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a magic bullet, amiright? 😉

    • @lanscaps
      @lanscaps Год назад +13

      Um wrong magic bullet

    • @redvelvetunderground
      @redvelvetunderground 11 месяцев назад +7

      five second break ups with the magic bullet

  • @mbenzsl2000
    @mbenzsl2000 7 лет назад +294

    Poor Berman. Probably passed out on the lawn again after mooning traffic.

    • @timhill8142
      @timhill8142 5 лет назад +20

      Things just haven't been the same since his wife left him

    • @Loverboy7789.
      @Loverboy7789. 5 лет назад +2

      @@timhill8142 berman had a Wife

    • @wpl955g9
      @wpl955g9 5 лет назад +4

      @@Loverboy7789. Hazel's cousin...

    • @coltino99
      @coltino99 4 года назад +8

      @@timhill8142 him and hazel hooked up in the bullet express infomercial

    • @jessguinn
      @jessguinn 3 года назад +1

      Y’all I just spat out my soup reading these 🤣

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 4 года назад +238

    "Chocolate Chocolate Chip Peppermint milkshakes!"
    *"Mimi, it's 8 AM and I just had a ham and cheese omellete."*

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 3 года назад +18

      That was a liquefied ham liquefied cheese liquefied onion and liquefied tomato omelette. I mean every ingredient in that disappeared that's not what an omelette is supposed to be.

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 3 года назад +5

      This was one of the few things I actually tried to make in a blender from this ad because my mom wouldn't let me get a bullet. It didn't come out well.

    • @MercyVale
      @MercyVale 2 года назад +4

      @@R-Lee- Sounds like vomelette.

  • @datboi1971
    @datboi1971 3 года назад +43

    My Saturday mornings as a kid consisted of cartoons, pancakes, and the Magic Bullet infomercial.

  • @thejoker8705
    @thejoker8705 11 месяцев назад +152

    The motor underneath lets off a slight smell and it's a little loud ruclips.net/user/postUgkxCKuMxLnvr6fJd_M4SE-n7trcGj3zEUHq but considering it's size and how hard it works to do the job, it's sort of expected. I assume the smell will go away over time. Overall, I love this cute little blender. The extra cups and lids are great too!

  • @JessycaLunawoona
    @JessycaLunawoona 8 лет назад +959

    Used to watch this as a kid. Like there was one time where I was sick and stayed home from school for a week and I stayed up late and watched this along with other informercials to help me get to sleep or to just entertain me. This brings back a lot of great memories.

  • @tyspyranger
    @tyspyranger 9 лет назад +734

    I love how there's no smoke coming out of that lady's cigarette.

    • @stndrds79
      @stndrds79 9 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @DylanMac95
      @DylanMac95 8 лет назад +13

      +FaithThruReason or the grandmother/ mother of mick or mimi. smoking still after partying all night with everyone.

    • @Snapepet
      @Snapepet 6 лет назад +10

      It's a PEN. They didn't DARE have her with an actual cigarette...not today. It was to IMPLY a "rough ol' gal." So...yeah...there's that...stupid, but there it is.

    • @bayareacertified
      @bayareacertified 6 лет назад +13

      That was a vape thc pen

    • @asifsba1
      @asifsba1 5 лет назад +6

      But why does she have a pen sticking out of her mouth. Makes no sense. Is she documenting this??

  • @jennasmith4509
    @jennasmith4509 2 года назад +22

    I hope Mick and Mimi know they nailed this

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living Год назад +34

    This infomercial was so clever. I like how they played it as a bunch of friends and neighbors getting together instead of some host and presenter demoing a product. This ranks up there with Susan Powter’s “Stop the Insanity” and “Amazing Discoveries”.

  • @genrol9294
    @genrol9294 7 лет назад +458

    I've been watching this infomercial since I was a kid. At 26, a defining moment in my adult life was finally getting one.

    • @scentsyforever4423
      @scentsyforever4423 5 лет назад +4

      Does it work well?

    • @khaleal6865
      @khaleal6865 5 лет назад +4

      Lucky Clover The NutriBullet is actually pretty great

    • @melissamarini1491
      @melissamarini1491 5 лет назад +6

      @@scentsyforever4423 I have two of them (I bought one, and one was a gift) and I LOVE them. There's a learning curve, since they're powerful, but I use them all the time! (I bought mine at Target, though; I never buy from the TV ad.)

    • @MisterSketcher
      @MisterSketcher 4 года назад +2

      just bought mine!

    • @steveadams7940
      @steveadams7940 4 года назад +7

      Im 39 i can remember watching infomercials far back as 1988 but this one i was married with 2 kids and loved it i would fall asleep to it everynight strangely comforting

  • @tysonturner1565
    @tysonturner1565 7 лет назад +470

    She says curry powder for everything and then they never use it again

    • @BcarvCreates
      @BcarvCreates 5 лет назад +8

      lmfao

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 4 года назад +5

      plothole!

    • @AutoYoung
      @AutoYoung 4 года назад +3

      Implying that Mick likes to put it in a lot of meals they cook at home and she's not to fond of it dummy...

    • @daggettooo
      @daggettooo 3 года назад +1

      she says it like „ALLRIGHT ENOUGH MICK, I KNOW EVERYTHING I DO WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU MADE THAT VERY CLEAR LAST NIGHT!“ and that night she‘s gonna stab him with a knife, suitcase already packed and all

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 3 года назад +3

      Curry powder is definitely something that doesn't go on everything

  • @Pamelalrene
    @Pamelalrene 3 года назад +18

    My favorite thing about this informercial (besides just how iconic it is) is the obvious voice over when the thing is on. That thing is louder than a lawn mower in reality.

  • @red-whitestarline
    @red-whitestarline 5 месяцев назад +172

    POV: You’re here after watching the Brewstew video.

  • @MajorOctofuss
    @MajorOctofuss 5 лет назад +382

    imagine staying at a friends house and in the morning at breakfast they start doing this shit

    • @parepidemosproductions4741
      @parepidemosproductions4741 4 года назад +1

      LOLOLOLOLO

    • @nicoleackerman205
      @nicoleackerman205 4 года назад +7

      I would be like I'm going to go now bye.

    • @quinna5537
      @quinna5537 4 года назад +9

      Id go along for the ride

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 3 года назад +5

      @@quinna5537 "oh really? but i bet such an amazing device must be soooooo expensive... i even bet that when you buy one, they only give you one"

    • @lesliesteiner3928
      @lesliesteiner3928 2 года назад +8

      Like one of those pyramid scheme parties?

  • @BeranM
    @BeranM 8 лет назад +76

    Even as a youngster, I always assumed an orgy was about to break out at any moment.

    • @swordchicken5629
      @swordchicken5629 5 лет назад

      you have such dirty mind lad

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 4 года назад +4

      When you were kid? When I was a kid I sincerely thought people had all that stuff already chopped in their fridge. Not that everyone were a bunch of horn dogs.

  • @lachlankeddie7
    @lachlankeddie7 2 года назад +46

    I think the reason I love this infomercial so much is because, as a teenager in 2005, one morning I turned on the tv at 5am fully expecting some televangelist spouting Fire and Brimstone stuff, but instead it was this. So calm and happy compared to what I was anticipating...

  • @velvetpilot2008
    @velvetpilot2008 3 года назад +56

    We need a high definition version of this. It's been almost 20 years since it aired

  • @thetruth9746
    @thetruth9746 7 лет назад +470

    It only takes 1......2.......3........4.............................5 seconds

  • @BebeZaharasBeignets
    @BebeZaharasBeignets 4 года назад +131

    You know you have reached peak suburban when you shriek “That’s incredible!” at a fresh microwave quesadilla

  • @Quake120
    @Quake120 Год назад +13

    You know you grew up in the 90s or early 2000s when infomercials are a serious nostalgia kick for you. Those late summer nights laying on the couch with cool night air coming in from the windows and a dark house except for the TV you're flipping channels on. You land on infomercials and are suddenly intrigued by a blender, rotisserie, or a dehydrator. Great times.

    • @Mordecai154
      @Mordecai154 Год назад

      Man. This. Exactly. Summer break, I had just gotten home from being out. House was pitch dark and I would watch this!

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 Месяц назад

      Oh wow you really took me there!

  • @rossauradiaz5056
    @rossauradiaz5056 Год назад +17

    0:24 🎵 We make life easy at Home🎵 best jingle I ever heard in my childhood.

  • @TreyMeans3
    @TreyMeans3 8 лет назад +201

    "Last night's BBQ" my ass.....what kind of freaky shit is goin on over there where a bunch of adults are waking up at the same place?

    • @kellybutler1089
      @kellybutler1089 7 лет назад +53

      Swinger party. Guaranteed.

    • @AutoYoung
      @AutoYoung 7 лет назад +2

      Kelly Butler
      Or holidays...

    • @Rayman2457
      @Rayman2457 7 лет назад +2

      Kelly Butler Dead

    • @johnnyscott9745
      @johnnyscott9745 7 лет назад

      Auto Young s

    • @Medliwen
      @Medliwen 6 лет назад +8

      When I was a kid I always assumed they ran a bed and breakfast.

  • @mrmarionmoseby
    @mrmarionmoseby 4 года назад +1422

    Me watching this as a child: “wow I need a magic bullet”
    Me watching as an adult: “wow I need a magic bullet. Also I have depression.”

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 4 года назад +10

      @Nickhead87 possession is depression

    • @Demitchii
      @Demitchii 3 года назад +40

      TRUEST thing I’ve read in a while 💀🩹
      update: got me a Magic Bullet! Now I have both 🙌🏻

    • @ashleymarcy265
      @ashleymarcy265 3 года назад +14

      Honestly, get one lol they're pretty great

    • @gigamilk6981
      @gigamilk6981 3 года назад +9

      Don't worry 6:52

    • @mizflow
      @mizflow 3 года назад

      Bahahahaha

  • @leelalo6625
    @leelalo6625 3 года назад +28

    This is the iconic magic bullet. My goodness the actors on this was like a comedy skit. “hazel” was a production with her cigarette, spreading cancer air.
    Good times

  • @daltonharkey932
    @daltonharkey932 2 месяца назад +7

    Man I remember surfing channels every night looking for this infomercial, it was never hard to find but Mannnn idk what it was, I fucking love this shit so much 😂

  • @TedKennedyX
    @TedKennedyX 7 лет назад +328

    I came here just to hear "Dinner's always a production!".

  • @Katie-cw1hs
    @Katie-cw1hs 8 лет назад +117

    when I was a kid, my younger brother and I watched this infomercial like it was a TGIF sitcom.

    • @chrisrose3135
      @chrisrose3135 3 года назад +4

      KatieKat my buddy and I did the same, after we discovered it. It’s the best.

    • @missbleach8767
      @missbleach8767 Год назад +1

      @@chrisrose3135 🌹

  • @alexacdc1234
    @alexacdc1234 2 года назад +15

    I quote the “yuck, I hate broccoli” line from Birman almost everyday

  • @daoyang223
    @daoyang223 3 года назад +24

    Used to watch this on saturday mornings before anime came on.
    So comforting for some reason.

  • @topcat104
    @topcat104 8 лет назад +208

    the way she spread the chicken salad on the bread is killing me

    • @jusssayin480
      @jusssayin480 4 года назад +4

      You must be easily amused.

    • @phishthefish
      @phishthefish 4 года назад +28

      @@jusssayin480 you sound like someone who needs some chicken salad

    • @c.t.1413
      @c.t.1413 4 года назад +5

      It looks like tuna

    • @kbarts316
      @kbarts316 3 года назад +4

      It almost slid off the damn plate I’m dead 😂

  • @alfredschnozzenstein1657
    @alfredschnozzenstein1657 4 года назад +77

    "And as fast as you can say 'Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt!'"
    That never gets old. I even use it randomly when arguing.

  • @nom5358
    @nom5358 2 года назад +30

    i come back to this every thanksgiving morning. it would always be on for the half hour before the Macy’s parade started and my sister and i would get up early specifically to watch it. i haven’t the faintest idea why. but it’s a tradition now

    • @cocofellas
      @cocofellas 2 года назад +3

      Sounds like I should adopt this tradition!

  • @nathanheckathorne8061
    @nathanheckathorne8061 Год назад +7

    This is the weirdest swinger/multi level marketing party I’ve ever been to.

  • @SoccerPlayaa
    @SoccerPlayaa 5 лет назад +268

    This is my “safe” show and I watch it whenever I can’t sleep. Thank you magic bullet, this is a masterpiece ❤️

    • @missbleach8767
      @missbleach8767 Год назад +2

    • @kaylabrownell1268
      @kaylabrownell1268 Год назад +3

      I watched this on repeat when I had my removed, then the incisions places got infected, I'd watch it until I fell asleep.

    • @richieadams6701
      @richieadams6701 Год назад +2

      Try the Quick and Bright one

    • @dianecaplan5407
      @dianecaplan5407 Год назад +2

      That girl is riding on that tire swing and that boy is giving her a push and their mom is calling for them for dinner and she is saying time for dinner.

  • @danduong1445
    @danduong1445 4 года назад +197

    A friend of mine used to work for the company that owns magic bullet. She said that when this infomercial came out in the early 2000, the sale was not that good. Not until after 2010, the sales of magic bullet suddenly increased. Because most of the people bought these were kids in the early 2000 and many of them watched the infomercial at that time lol

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 2 года назад +19

      No way that’s hilarious if true

    • @awfulthingsimade5248
      @awfulthingsimade5248 Год назад +19

      story checks out, I've been wanting one for the last 20 years

    • @jellybean4350
      @jellybean4350 Год назад +13

      Literally, I watched this as a kid, got my parents to get one bc I wanted to make milkshakes and smoothies. They use it for certain things now and got me my own last year for Christmas since I have my own house now😂

    • @areurdytoparty
      @areurdytoparty Год назад +10

      @@jellybean4350 that peppermint chocolate milkshake looked like it smacked

    • @IcyInferno11
      @IcyInferno11 Год назад +8

      Can confirm this is true. I watched the infomercial 15 years ago and just got one 2 months ago

  • @rose4mvp2012
    @rose4mvp2012 3 года назад +18

    This was my "you've been up too long now take your ass to bed before you sleep the entire day away" cue on the weekends. It was this and that show Missing with Alex Paen. It was that weird middle of the night time when it's nothing really on TV but infomercials and crappy reruns of shows from the 80s and 90s.

    • @JonesDylan874
      @JonesDylan874 2 года назад

      Yep. Good times.

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 2 года назад +1

      And now we watch it when we've spent far too much time on youtube

  • @mattandsarahaschan
    @mattandsarahaschan 2 года назад +20

    I can't tell you how much this made me want a Magic Bullet when I was a kid! One of the best infomercials of all time!

  • @adelaamarante
    @adelaamarante 6 лет назад +481

    Hazel is a national treasure.

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 4 года назад +45

      I'm more of a Berman fan

    • @quinna5537
      @quinna5537 4 года назад +18

      The other two couples are named after famous couples
      Ike & Tina (Turner)
      Fred & Wilma (Flintstones)

    • @gerardparker4220
      @gerardparker4220 4 года назад +13

      For talking with a smokeless cigarette in her mouth

    • @hectorrivera3560
      @hectorrivera3560 4 года назад +4

      They don’t season shit and also the pasta takes about 7-10 minutes depending what kind you make. These people are spewing false information about cooking

    • @lilyabrams3292
      @lilyabrams3292 3 года назад +13

      Did someone say muffins

  • @SkyLightsSky
    @SkyLightsSky 7 лет назад +768

    So you're telling me Mick and Mimi planned this shit out
    A few days before everyone was going to come over, they went to Krogers and got all this cheese, fruits, meat, chicken, nacho chips and vegetables and put it in the fridge until the morning of this happening
    They woke up before everyone else, got dressed, pulled out serving plates and bowls and diced up the cheese, tomatoes, onions and cilantro, put it all out on a plate and set everything up for everyone when they come to the kitchen to show them their new magic bullets
    You're telling they fucking planned out making smoothie omelets and and smoothie chicken quesadillias for their friends from college on a humid ass summer morning
    Are you proud of yourself Mick and Mimi? Hm?

    • @adelaamarante
      @adelaamarante 6 лет назад +66

      "Smoothie omlettes", hahaha!!
      😂

    • @leslieslass
      @leslieslass 6 лет назад +28

      I've never heard of smoothie omelettes & smoothie quesedillas lol :P :D

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 5 лет назад +11

      Hahahaha your comment makes me laugh

    • @Seethi_C
      @Seethi_C 5 лет назад +45

      All of that, plus they needed at least 2 dozen sets of cups and blades, because they definitely didn’t wash them out in between.

    • @Kim-id4ce
      @Kim-id4ce 5 лет назад +39

      All WITHOUT dirtying a SINGLE pot or pan! 😂😂

  • @escapedgarbage
    @escapedgarbage 3 года назад +6

    I’m comforted by the fact that I’m not the only one searching this up with a sense of nostalgia. Everyone’s comments make it that much more hilarious xD

  • @yesfed2730
    @yesfed2730 Год назад +50

    20 years later and still in our memories

  • @jamesreed1584
    @jamesreed1584 5 лет назад +180

    Best show in the world! It has everything! Compelling characters, drama and comedy, a auper weird backstory and of course, HAZEL!!!

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 6 лет назад +70

    Their selling point was, after a heavy night of drinking, the magic bullet is the perfect cooking tool.

    • @cocofellas
      @cocofellas 2 года назад +4

      The loud noise would suggest otherwise tbh…. I hate ALL noise when I’m hungover.

  • @kcwhiff8244
    @kcwhiff8244 3 года назад +12

    When I was 10 I was obsessed with this informercial. I memorized every line. I even would make my own smoothies and talk like them pretending I was in my own commercial😂😂😂

  • @HelloNewMoon
    @HelloNewMoon 2 года назад +10

    There was something comforting about watching this at 2am when you were 14.
    Still all looks like airport food 😂

  • @Melissamms
    @Melissamms 7 лет назад +368

    This is better than anything I watched on Disney Channel as a kid. This infomercial is the best. I always woke up at 3 am in grade school and watched this before school.

  • @23QT123
    @23QT123 8 лет назад +59

    God, the hungover neighbor. I've never identified with an infomercial character so much.

  • @skysamfreeman
    @skysamfreeman 2 года назад +13

    It’s 5 AM and I can’t go back to sleep. So instinctually came here.

  • @j.l.torres4610
    @j.l.torres4610 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bet that thing can blend a whole sleeve of Fig Newtons.

    • @AK5300blk
      @AK5300blk 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂brewstew

  • @benedictbrandontirtokusumo2210
    @benedictbrandontirtokusumo2210 8 лет назад +335

    my goodness i wish this was a tv show

    • @eugie73
      @eugie73 8 лет назад +39

      I agree. Me and my husband used to fall asleep watching this. LOL

    • @melainebullock
      @melainebullock 5 лет назад +4

      JagsFan '95 stop being mean

    • @peterfilipovic
      @peterfilipovic Год назад +1

      I'd watch it religiously

  • @hahakun96
    @hahakun96 8 лет назад +238

    I watched this at least 15 times as a kid and boy does this take me back

  • @michaelstoever5112
    @michaelstoever5112 2 года назад +5

    Berman looks like George Costanza's Con Artist Cousin

  • @stev6963
    @stev6963 Год назад +7

    This is hands down the best infomercial and informercial product in the history of capitalism. I wanted this thing so bad when I was 13 lol.

  • @blaiseavey4090
    @blaiseavey4090 4 года назад +49

    “Watch how easy this is” they say as they literally have everything pre-prepped ingredients

  • @loganford6483
    @loganford6483 4 года назад +84

    8:07 “Curry powder for everything” my goodness I’ve never heard such passive aggressive rage

    • @dawnwelch6579
      @dawnwelch6579 3 года назад +5

      Oh man! I’m dying from laughing hardcore!! Passive-aggressive RAGE! Love it!

    • @LoveThinkLaugh
      @LoveThinkLaugh 3 года назад +4

      She's just upset because the curry powder ruined her NO SPICES IN MY COOKING!! streak. :P

    • @whitakermarisa
      @whitakermarisa 3 года назад +5

      They literally hate each other 😂

    • @cocofellas
      @cocofellas 2 года назад +1

      @@whitakermarisa Mimi is so close to putting a magic “bullet” in Mick’s head.

  • @ephxmerrxl4399
    @ephxmerrxl4399 Год назад +10

    i remember waking up one day, it was a cloudy day. my favorite weather. it was the weekend or a day off from school, my dad turns on the television and all i hear is the homeland lady singing and i’m intrigued. then the whole commercial plays as it does and it just sticks with me. it’s always so much fun coming back to watch something so nostalgic 😭😩

  • @connorbarnes8697
    @connorbarnes8697 3 года назад +26

    Secretly watched this infomercial hundreds of time as a kid in the middle of the night. Just showed my wife tonight for nostalgia sake and realized we’ve owned a Magic Bullet for years.
    Infomercial entertainment value as a child at 3 a.m.: 11/10
    Actually owning a Magic Bullet: 2/10
    Food any larger than what you would chop by hand gets lodged in it in the first two second and you lose those ‘specialty’ lids in like a week
    Thanks for giving me something to watch on the Food Network in the middle of the night when I was a kid though.

  • @MrThemovie321
    @MrThemovie321 7 лет назад +959

    WHERES YOUR COFFEE GRINDER ILL HELP

    • @rickysaenz676
      @rickysaenz676 5 лет назад +26

      Cuz in less 2 seconds we gonna sos

    • @coltino99
      @coltino99 5 лет назад +39

      Who’s got that much energy in the morning???

    • @kidnjohnson
      @kidnjohnson 4 года назад +2

      @@rickysaenz676 what was that?

    • @coreytolbert6803
      @coreytolbert6803 4 года назад +8

      @@coltino99 it's called drugs

    • @rickysaenz676
      @rickysaenz676 4 года назад +2

      Look at that fresh ground sos look at that now im just gonna get sos going

  • @alexlea896
    @alexlea896 7 лет назад +161

    Everybody gets... Exactly what... They want!

  • @CaatsGoMoooo
    @CaatsGoMoooo 2 года назад +23

    I'm so glad I wasnt the only one that watched this religiously as a kid 🤣 I found it super relaxing late at night, along with some of the other iconic infomercials haha

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 3 года назад +5

    So much cheese in this infomercial, and that's not counting the nachos or pasta. Love it

  • @lackedpuppet9022
    @lackedpuppet9022 7 лет назад +155

    I swear it's not an infomercial unless they say versatile.

    • @meganbrowning
      @meganbrowning 5 лет назад +1

      Now it's "bullshit - bullshit technology" 😂😂😂

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 5 лет назад

      God that is so true. They even used it in those magic marker ads

    • @beptopismol356
      @beptopismol356 4 года назад +1

      And if they say fast and easy

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 3 года назад +1

      "it fits under your bed or behind the closet"

    • @dawnwelch6579
      @dawnwelch6579 3 года назад +1

      Or...”this item will take the place of allll these other items!”

  • @smitty2k34
    @smitty2k34 4 года назад +83

    The way Mimi said “Curry for everything” reminded me of Jan and Michael’s dinner party. Mimi and Mick hate each other lol

    • @OrlFlo93
      @OrlFlo93 4 года назад +11

      In the end Mimi throws a magic bullet to Mick

    • @addictedtoplaystation
      @addictedtoplaystation Год назад +5

      I've said "curry powder for everything" in my head once a week for the last 18 years.

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- Год назад +8

      About two years after this post key-party brunch was filmed, mimi was arrested for the murder of mick. His body was never recovered, but upon prolonged interrogation mimi confessed it only took 1, 2, 3 seconds in the magic bullet to turn the bits of mick into a fine paste. She even added a dash of curry powder for "spice".

    • @jakethepillowsnake5302
      @jakethepillowsnake5302 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same! Mimi's line with the chopped onions sounded just like Jan when she said she cleaned the smudges off the sliding glass door, which made her the devil.

  • @SoulShelter
    @SoulShelter 2 года назад +11

    I was already in my early 20’s when this came out but I was pregnant & bedridden so I saw this infomercial aalllll the time. It was definitely a sense of comfort & seeing this again all these years later was super nostalgic. Love it.

  • @EoCx1
    @EoCx1 2 года назад +7

    You kids don't even understand - this was the original, this was the first, modern "infomercial" infomercial of the 00s. This would be the template for the future.

  • @mightyduck311
    @mightyduck311 7 лет назад +156

    Id wake up at 6 AM on the weekends just so I can watch this.

    • @kissassparty
      @kissassparty 6 лет назад +19

      Ok so it wasn''t just me living that life.

    • @cryingblindeyes
      @cryingblindeyes 4 года назад +4

      Omg I did that toooooo!!!

    • @JayDeeIsMyName
      @JayDeeIsMyName 4 года назад

      I did this as well. Once or twice.

    • @JayDeeIsMyName
      @JayDeeIsMyName 4 года назад

      @@cryingblindeyes WHAT THE, HOW DID YOU COMMENT 7 HOURS AGO TO THIS

    • @cryingblindeyes
      @cryingblindeyes 4 года назад +1

      JayDee dude I watch this infomercial all the time XD. I just now read the comments lol

  • @ambersimek7980
    @ambersimek7980 6 лет назад +47

    You thought getting invited to a time share sell was awkward, now you're at your friends house and they try to sell you kitchen appliances.

  • @chriswilliams1124
    @chriswilliams1124 2 года назад +6

    Berman is a shaky alcoholic, and they just laugh at him :(

  • @DominicMagrinoMassageTherapist
    @DominicMagrinoMassageTherapist Год назад +5

    Back when this first went on TV I would get home really late at night after hanging out with my friends, usually really stoned. I would lay back on the couch in my parents living room, turn on our 24” CRT Magnavox and watch Adult Swim till midnight, then when they would replay the shows starting at 12 I would flip around, eventually settling on infomercials. They would relax me so much I would doze on the couch while listening. Magic Bullet, Time Life Soft Rock collection, and the Set It and Forget It rotisserie cooker by Ronco were my favorites. The feeling of love I have for those infomercials is forever tied to that great time in my life and that wonderful feeling I had when I would watch them. “Pesto Pasta, Made From Scratch!” will forever be a part of my vernacular.

  • @veronicabowles3633
    @veronicabowles3633 8 лет назад +146

    you aren't supposed to pulverize the fruit in muffins...you're supposed to mix them in whole...oh wait...the magic bullet knows best!

  • @gabdevil3
    @gabdevil3 7 лет назад +167

    DID SOMEBODY SAY MUFFINS

  • @Chrissmith0990
    @Chrissmith0990 3 года назад +9

    Let’s all admit it, we all watched this late at night because we didn’t have cell phones during this time 😂

  • @tere6055
    @tere6055 4 месяца назад +4

    They're definetly swingers

    • @DannyCosmos
      @DannyCosmos 4 месяца назад

      They give no explanation why they are just showing up in the kitchen in the morning 😂