Xpress Redi-Set-Go Full Informercial HD
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2013
- Directly from the DVD this infomercial starring Cathy Michtell and Joe Farago is one of the best ;) Check out the behind-the-scenes of this infomercial here: • Xpress Redi-Set-Go Inf...
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I find infomercials strangely comforting.
you too??
I KNOW
Same
Me too!!!
Me too
They don't make infomercials like this anymore. This is like the cozy blanket of infomercials.
🎶Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated 🎶
\[Perry breaks in\]
\[Perry gets trapped\]
"Ah, yes. Perry the Platypus, how..Expected-
seriously you're right on time. Want a snack?"
\[Pause\]
"Norm has cheese and crackers." ("YES I DO.")
"Anyways, behold my cock and ball torture-inator!"
\[Perry looks shocked\]
"Well, you can't really behold it.. It's not completely finished"
"I'll show you it when I'm done of my tragic backstory though."
"You see, Perry the Platypus; As a child back in Gimmelshtump,"
\[Switch to doof as a child\]
"I often hurt my p-"
\[Switch back to normal\]
\[Perry somehow escapes trap and hits doof\]
"Oh come on, you couldn't let me finish my backstory?!"
ZSXDFV so smart did you make that up on your own. Okay lame fuck
great when you're unemployed and awake at 4:00 a.m. :S
i don't even know what this means but i agree.
@@ZSXDFV Dude I was just watching a theory about Phineas and Ferb😳
*adds crushed Doritos *
“FIESTA!”
😂💀💀💀🤦🏾♀️
LOL
These infomercials feel so safe like everything will be okay. I used to binge watch these long commercials.
Absolutely!!!
so true
I used to watch this every Saturday like it was a cartoon or something
Being all in awe like I haven’t seen her make the same damn things every week
@@selenarivas436 Lmfao right!! 😂😭☠ I'm amazed every time I watch it
I used to watched this at 2am when I have a cold and a stuffy nose and couldn't sleep
😂😂😂
I used to watch these too every weekday morning growing up
Drinking and watching infomercials from my childhood has become my 30s.
Same
Fun fact. The dude in this infomercial is Joe Farago, an actor and former stuntman who had parts in several popular movies, including The Terminator, where he played the TV anchorman in the scene right before the terminator drove in the police station.
He's also a former firefighter
Joe was also a game show host, including shows like, "Break the Bank."
Wow interesting. But not fun
Smells like a pizzerria in here! Smells like a deli in here! Smells like a bakery in here! Geez, which one is it, Joe?
Travis S Smells like a bakerizzeria in here!
Travis S All three.
Smells like shit in here!
Smells like bullshit in here!
Smells like food in here
I had pretty bad insomnia as a teenage. Informericals were my only comfort during those hard times. This one was definitely one of my favorites :)
JustNess78 I have insomnia. I just take melatonin supplements.
I'm ok now. I had insomnia as a teenager. It's been many moons since I was a teen... lol. But I do know your struggle and I sympathize. I hope the supplements are helping :)
JustNess78 Takes about an hour to kick in, and my sleep isn't very restful. Atleast I'm getting to sleep though.
JustNess78 omg same here 😂😂😂
lol same 🙈
Me at the beginning: “This thing is so unnecessary! I’m gonna watch this just for laughs!”
Me about 8 minutes in: “...I want one.”
This applies to anyone that gets any enjoyment when watching the full 25 minutes of this
I get enjoyment from this
me in 2006
I want it
I got one on ebay LMAO
I still want one
Joe trying to eat the molten cheese at 8:33 gets me everytime 😂
lol burnt the roof of his mouth for sure
Hahahaa
They had to quick cut him swearing and spitting it out 💀
Sucking in as much air as possible
@@Dank-Hill They had to wait for his mouth to stop bleeding.
The way this is edited is mildly hilarious. The old dude will make an enthusiastic comment and then it jump cuts to cathy explaining the next step in cooking something and it sounds like she's completely ignoring all his attempts to contribute to the conversation
and your commentary makes it even MORE funny LOL
Troutalina yes as I said elsewhere here she is rude. Hate her. She’s very self-centered and she obviously fills her emotional void with food
Lmao good that someone else noticed, I thought it was just me over-thinking it
The edit points in their discussions are even more obvious when you listen through headphones. It really is a work of art.
@@ophthodoc Are you projecting? Or does she remind you of your mother?
i could write like a 50 page dissertation on why this commercial is a sociocultural phenomenon and should be protected/archived in a museum
Laura Blinn this is honestly one of the best comments in the history of the internet. You’re going places, doll. ❤️🙌👏
do it, i’ll read it
Still waiting on those 50 pages.
This and the Magic Bullet one!! They are PRICELESS!!
we all KNOW why though
It's 2022, and I'm still watching this infomercial and the magic bullet whenever I'm feeling stressed and just wanna relax. I remember watching these back then when I was a teen. It helped me 😊
Magic Bullet is my favourite! 💜
These actually help me fall to sleep...🥱
Same here in 2024
"It's as good as a restaurant steak, IS IT NOT?". It wasn't a question it was a threat. LOL I love it!
8:31
"I'm gonna jump in and eat it"
*burns his mouth*
LMAOO
Lmfao fr
Lol I just said this
This comment made me laugh so hard😂
😂😂 with burnt tongue, "Cathy you've gotth a complete meal here"
I swear I could hear him say “oh shit” under his breath
She cut up the hot dog for the corn dog because she knew damn well that a whole hot dog wouldn't fit.
Actually, I think the entire hot dog did fit inside in the 1st version of this infomercial...
mandybaby49 I guess her "friend" was right... 😂😂😂😂
mandybaby49 oh, it fits. But then you have 2/3rds of a half circle that's just cornbread.
It does fit I have one of these machines.
Her excuse amuses me: you'd get a dog in every bite even if you didn't cut it up 😂
“This doesn’t taste like leftovers, this taste like a FRESHLY COOKED MEAL! :D”
Well yeah. You literally just cooked it.
I can't stop laughing at this comment. 😂😂
you mean he figuratively didn't just cook it?
8:02 is my favorite cringe moment, where Cathy’s adding the crushed Doritos. “It just gives it a little zing” “FIESTA!” 🤣
Exactly. Holy shit. 🤣
Her daughter invented Doritos
@@billydeeuk and Al gore invented the internet 🤣
Joe doesn’t tip the pizza man.
Joe looks like Al Gore
This was one of my favourite infomercial's to watch when I was "sick" at home from school
This is exactly me right now. I'm reminiscing the old times
Me too
musty “sick” LOL
بكم سعر الوحده؟ ويا ريت تبعتولي تفاصيل عنها مثل قياسات الحجم ومصروف الكهربا كم واط وكم امبير وتفاصيل اخرى لو تكرمتم وهل هناك امكانية التوصيل في بيروت /لبنان.
I was bored and came across the magic bullet infomercial. Now two hours and like 6 infomercials later im here. What am i doing with my life? 😂😂
Living.
“Cookizza” has lived in my head for YEARS
Same😂😂😂😂😂
It’s so weird how calming food infomercials are to me.
24:00
Best pizza she has ever had? LOL! To lie with such conviction is the power of the infomercial.
K.D.P. Ross fuck off “Ross” get cheated on by Rachel
This guy and Joe Fowler were her certified stooges, insisting everything was jjust incredible.
"You can use whatever cereal you want"
Froot Loops. Bring me froot loops.
To be fair, planet Hollywood used to make captain crunch covered chicken tenders
+deeprose4 i made capn crunch chicken at least every few months, SO good
Sugar rice krinkles.
Fruity Pebbles? Reese's Puffs? Cocoa Puffs? Yum?
Less than 3 ingredients? LOL
the way she has a stroke when she says “eggsters” releases so much serotonin in my brain
13:18 "eggsters" ☺️
Is that that happy chemical?
That death stare she gave him lol "they're called eggsters! Call them eggsters *or else* "
Try 8:33 when the dude bites into that pizza
She was waiting for him to laugh at her cute little name for them.
Cathy: I would put my ready, set, go steak up against the finest restaurants steak and win.
Also Cathy: Dumps A1 steak sauce on it.
I've watched the woman microwave a ribeye before, her idea of the fine dining is chili's
Peter Luger: hold my beer.
a1 is triple SS Tier
@@michaelbell8834 yesssssss!!!!
@@brewcityboatclub8299 LOL.
8:37 "And that pizza is under 200 calories" Flashes across screen : per half inch slice.
I love how she cuts the guy off everytime he talks.
I thought I was the only one that noticed that. lol I knew something was off when I saw this when I was younger.
its like a real marriage 🤣 guess they were aiming for accuracy
It's edited.
It's typical of most women, you shouldn't be surprised...
@@paulhogan8958 hey crocodile Dundee!!
Something about these old infomercials is so comforting. I always loved them.
“It smells like a pizzeria in here!”
One minute later: “It smells like a deli in here!”
Cathy is an icon. I always wanted to buy any cooking gadget she was selling when I couldn't sleep growing up lol she literally makes cinnamon rolls in EVERY infomercial she does 😂
You mean she doesn't figuratively make them?
@@voicevitality7197 lol i need to stop saying "literally" so much
@@voicevitality7197 “literally” has been used as an intensifier for, literally, 250 years at the least.
He burned the shit out of his mouth at 8:32 and tried to play it off like he was fine
LOL
+Caviar Dreams hahahah. I'm dying
And after that he always reacts with a little bit of fear whenever she feeds him something
April Jones lol
I thought he was having an orgasm.
I was off work a few years ago because of an injury. Flat broke, unable to return to work, and this thing saved me. It's amazing how creative you can get with whatever is in the cupboard and freezer. 😂
I love mine I had one for about 20 years they are great
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to this commercial lol so nostalgic
When I want a good laugh and I mean like crying because I'm laughing so hard, I watch Cathys infomercials and just read the comments. I've given myself an asthma attack from laughing.
Another good one to check out, if you like train wreck culinary & hilarious comments, is the Sandra Lee videos.
+sunshinefirecracker But Sandra Lee's a babe. Cathy is a robust, rather burly woman.
😂😂😂
Funzo but she has a great personality and a sweet smile.
Funzo you mean “thicc”?
it's 1:45 in the morning and i'm watching an infomercial on youtube where did life go so wrong
Glad I'm not alone on that.
I do it too
3:22 where I'm at :/
+familyphotoshoot It's one in the morning as I watch this too. :)
Am I the only one who finds these vids strangely calming? lol
+familyphotoshoot I used to do just that during summer break, when I still had cable TV. Cable got taken away, and then my TV broke years later. :/
The testimonies are always so so good
They always choose the most enthusiastic people
It's usually small local community theater actors (source: I always look up their names)
Lol!!
Real question folks:
when you want to test really hot food, do you?
A) blow on it to cool it down
B) take a bite and just make this noise 8:33
8:33
I think i tapped that timestamp about 50 times
B
"It makes the best pizza I've ever had." Apparently, she only eaten Totino's Party Pizzas before off gas station/truck stop bathroom floors.
😂😆 🍕 🤢
IDK why but I'm on an infomercial binge.
+GeekOUT!!!!! same here!
It's comfort food.
THANG GAWD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!
Lmao memories
So... how’s everyone been during the past 2 years?
I was SO ready to use this as a ten year old; I had this memorized and everything.
I remember me and my high school girlfriend used to stay up on the phone together watching mtv music videos...and infomercials! Lol good times.
when your cable goes out this is all u watch
Cathy Mitchell is like your grandmother's adorable first cousin that sends you Christmas cards with cash in it and makes those awesome brownies for Thanksgiving dinner.
cookizza unlocked a memory in my brain that I thought forever buried, omg 😩
Omg I'm reading the comments as I watch, and hadn't gotten to that part of the video yet, but I still read the word cookizza in your comment in Kathy's voice and it unlocked the exact same memory for me 😂
Love how infomercials annoy us all now but we'll happily watch an hour of random cooking and kitchen gadget videos
7:01 : "Don't try to miniturize the food" *ROLLS UP THE WRAP AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE AND STUFFS IT IN*
Kana Ren lmaoooo i noticed that too!
-Have you ever heard of a Hawaiian Pizza?
-I know they exist.
Me: Let me tell you something, PAL....
LMAO
Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The baby featured in this ad is now 79 years old. Crazy how time flies.
ha ha he would be about 35
This corona virus has got me trippin
@Tony Notaro STFU
Tony Notaro did your girl leave you for a black man cuz your little wee wee couldn’t please her anymore??😢😢😂
@@SteelAsylum102 that’s the best you got? Pathetic
that hug at the start made me very uncomfortable, and no its not the social anxiety
You are not a hero for hiding from a barely deadly virus. You did not fight a war. Hiding in your home is not like fighting a war.
Whenever I have a bad day I just watch this and all of a sudden, everything seems to be okay.
especially the steak being better than any restaurant steak... and his facial expressions. He is a good sport.
They talk so much about the non-stick surface yet they spray so much PAM on each one
This brings me comfort
Me also reminds me of better times
Yes this and the magic bullet informercial definitely kept middle school me entertained 😂
Wondering if his roof of the mouth transplant was successful.
I hope you remember posting this comment because this and the rest of the comment section made me hysterical.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmaoooooooo
2nd degree burns I heard lol
It shouldn't be funny to imagine an old man in silent pain every time he takes a bite to eat, but its actually pretty god damn hilarious
I love how we all had the same insomnia as children. I absolutely loved the informercials as a kid and swore I would get them lol ahhhh such simple times
This always cracked me up, because he always acts like he's never seen food before. It's like a panini!! What's stuffed French toast?! I don't know what Hawaiian pizza is! 😂
that drove me crazy. It's not even a panini
I remember randomly staying up until 2-4 am and these infomercials would come on. Watching these was like a warm blanket of comfort
( 6:17 ) A little ham? that's the whole damn pig.
The dude and his 2 sec-lines. " Ya, hey, sure, oh yeah, love corn dog, I am, okay, Hahahahah, ready, set go. Fiesta !!"
good lord.
swampmammytheone The pot calling the kettle black.
P.S. You're**
xoxo
Coeur Tranquille PS don't you're post look a little Stupid? lmao
Coeur Tranquille
Wish I could delete your Ugly Ass too Bitch!
swampmammytheone +Coeur Tranquille You guys are arguing on an infomercial video.
XD
"stacked mexican pizza" lol you mean a quesadilla?
JomelaCad
pizzadilla
Quesadilla w/beans?! Lol.
I never had a quesadilla till moving to U.S lol
FIESTA!!
YouMake MeReal was it necessary to call him a moron. Maybe he doesn’t know about quesadillas
Would love to see this as a required appliance in Chopped.
I swear i can't be the only one who got hungry just by looking at that tasty food as a kid 😂🤤 ahh good times 😌
My favorite part is when he eats the pizza 😂😂
Ikr he like fucking slurps it up. He likes "oh shit this is fucking hot." XD
+Bubblezishere lmao!! U know he burned himself
There !! Lol
+Bubblezishere This comment me laugh so much
Bubblezishere Literally came back and re-lolled at your comment :')
+Leanne I lol thank you. That shit was funny tho I always come back and look at this video just because of that part😂
The editing is hilarious. He will be talking & then it jumps to her explaining something. He’ll ask a question & she’ll ignore him
This informercial really resonated with neglected Gen X'ers. She wanted to cook for her family.
I do miss when these were more personable. Weirdly comforting at 3am, gulping my Sprite and throwing up in a bucket. Why do we miss this? lol
This infomercial was definitely not brought to you by the American Heart Association
lol I agree this was brought to you by the Obama Heart Care Association
More like McDonald's
or Burger King or heck maybe even Chick-Fil-A
+Joshua Peterson don't say bad chi fila it's my favorite place
😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹
I used to watch this when I was like 7 every Saturday morning and today I just saw a commercial of her and here I am😂
The first bite of pizza he takes it literally sounds like he is slobbering on that pizza
I’m sober, why am I willingly watching this?
Because Cathy is a queen.
I listen to elevator music and watch infomercials in my spare time.
This is my life now.
Your own personal pizza !! No tipping the delivery driver!! I love these 2 cornballs lol
This guy goes from warning Sarah Conor that Arnold will kill her in Terminator to introducing Cathy's cookware.
Biggest upgrade ever
We don't have time to wait for food, but we do have time to watch a 24 minute long infomercial.
When I was younger I would turn on the tv late at night and just watch infomercials until I passed out. For some reason it was like asmr to me and I still love it
same, especially hsn shopping network.
Imagine going to a party where they serve six single mushrooms and you have to share
HAHAHAHA I thought that too 🤣
9:52 “Here’s our corndog”
*Corndog looks deformed and mutilated*
Corndog: “KILL ME”
She is a delight . The food looks vile but bless her
Have you seen her cookbooks? Midwestern bland cuisine but yes Cathy is a sweetheart. I am sure she smells of Avon perfume and hairspray
Samuel T she made a fucking ramen cookbook lol
no it doesn't. it looks delicious
CaveDog WHEN I-
lol, yeah all the "baked" foods look like processed formed crap you could buy pre-made in the store.
My sister and I used to stay up all night watching info mercials like this in the summer as kids, and we were legit enthralled by it.
Are you about age 30 now? Just wondering if this is generational lol. Seems like people my age like to watch the old commercials a lot.
@@Dank-Hill 34
I love this. Lol 😂
Infomercials are a guilty pleasure of mine. Especially Ronco!! The spray on hair was my favorite! They're all fantastic tho!!
i watched this start to finish at least 40 times and fell asleep to it what feels like hundreds, i almost knew this word for word it was an eerie nostalgia
"Before I go to bed, I pop a tater tot in with the beaten egg." God, Cathy, you need to get out more.
This made me laugh so hard 😂
That just sounds dirty
I remember when I was like 10 begging my mom to buy this for me for Christmas, I was a *weird* kid
DUDE, actually same lol
I wanted want I called the slicer dicer. It was like a mandolin. You can buy it in Walmart now. But I was the guy with the fake German accent that made me invested. 1990's
I had some experience in the kitchen as a kid, and damn did I beg my parents everyday for it
Did you get it?
Haha for me it was the Magic Bullet and the Swivel Sweeper 😅
i vividly remember this! it came on tv all the time and i watched it so much. i lowkey wanted one too. the nostalgia man
This informercial always made me hungry when I was a kid. It was like the comfort infomercial of all infomercials.
I wonder if Cathy has plastic on her couches 🤔😂
No, her couch is made from plastic. I'm sure it's expanded polystyrene, so it's not very strong.
Her couch is covered in Micro-Crisp [see the old Cathy infomercial from the 90s. It's a gem]
Ambiee lol you nailed it...she looks exactly like the type of person who would have plastic on her furniture.
and 100 cats lmfao
Yes, and so does her face.
(Bites into pizza) "mmmmm this is delicious"! 😋
(Thought going thru head) "holy $**t! This is hot as f**k! Totally just burned the ever living hell out of the roof of my mouth and can feel the skin falling off but play it cool man and keep that smile going". 😵😵😬😬
LOL
Lmao
When she did the second cut it sounds like she started to say ouch and they edited it out
im 34 years old, i remember watching all of these infomercials as a kid in elementary school to middle school and high school. there addicting you just have to keep watching lol
I didn't have insomnia... I was just a late night prowler. This takes me back...
If you play the thing at 0.5 speed, Cathy sounds drunk AF for most of this. It takes it to a new level.
She was in and out of the Betty Ford clinic for most of the 21st century.
I'm so glad I took your advice and played it at half speed. Freaking hysterical 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Lmao, I find the bit where the steak and “fried” chicken is done particularly hilarious in slow motion.
Thank you so much I did this and it hurts from laughing so much it’s wwwooonnddrflll
.25 makes her sound more intoxicated
I love how they edited this. It sounds like she's ignoring everything he's saying djfkfk
Cathy and Joe are infomercial LEGENDS. I used to stay up until 1AM watching the same damn infomercial with them every night
8:16 "now this is your tradional pepperoni pizza." Let's see... turkey pepperoni, plus bell peppers and olives... yeah, a very "traditional" pepperoni pizza
You know when you're in class and you think of something funny that happened or some joke your friend made and you're trying so hard not to laugh? This comment section made me hysterical.
Omg yes, I hate it so much when that happens 😂😭
Gordon Ramsay would scream so hard at Cathy for those meals.
richmwill lmao!
richmwill IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
God I would pay so much money to watch that....
Cathy would still be happy and positive while he got angrier and angrier
He would fling her cookizza across the room while yelling about how fucking vile it is. 🍪 🛩
I used to watch this when I was in third or fourth grade. It was such an amazing infomercial. Cathy Mitchell is an awesome saleswoman. She doesn’t go all over the top like most people on infomercials do. She takes everything at a nice pace that’s easy to follow and understand
Love these infomercials.
They were so corny but additive too watch.
sometimes her voice goes up and she sounds like the wardrobe from beauty and the beast :)
lmaooooooo
god bless you, you beautiful bastard
I hope someone says this about me one day 😂😂
Or Mrs. Puff or the witch in _Peter Cottontail?_
Why does Cathy sometimes talk about her kids and imply they are still little? Denial
LOL!
They probably still live with her.
She accidentally killed them in Xpress 101 related incident, and the emotional scars it left her made them forever 10 years old in her mind.
They haunt her each and every day. She can't make a bean burrito without the painful wails of Timmy Mitchell saying, "Mommy, it burns, it burns mommy, why?"
***** OMG you are everywhere.
Some grandparents call their grandkids their kids. My cousins call my aunt, their grandmother "Ma". And yes their mother is still around.