Of course, she DOES get a bowl dirty. She puts the salad in the serving bowl. Which obviously you have to do to serve it. So... she was referring to dirtying a SEPARTE bowl just to toss the salad in the dressing? Who would have done that in this scenario? Nobody. Everyone would have poured the lettuce into the serving bowl, put the dressing on, and tossed it in the serving bowl. No dirtying an extra bowl. I realize in restaurants they would toss in separate bowl, but at home? For a packaged Caesar salad? Come on.
@@adamcharp Electric stoves actually do use a lot of energy. I get power alerts when I use the stove for more than an hour at a time in a day. It's an extra $1-3 a day. Considering I normally only use $2 a day on power, that's actually considerable percentage wise.
Cathy: “Are you three hungry? Lemme cook you up a ribeye, grilled salmon and some meatloaf!” *turns to left* “And you three? Share this personal pizza and a can of soup.”
Imagine living in the alternate universe of informercials. The simplist tasks render you completey inept, you are in fear of danger using items millions of people already use multiple times a day, and you have mere minutes to complete anything outside of work. Plus, your interpersonal dialogue is dominated by your corporate overlords as you scramble drastically to unnaturally wedge product plugs into everyday conversation.
"After fitness marketer Gaia acquired the assets of the original marketer of the GT XPress 101 and the Xpress Redi, Set Go, they abandoned the product after its initial test produced lower sales that the predecessors." Sad to say this product is no more.
I love to imagine Cathy all alone in her kitchen with random bullshit kitchen gadgets dinging and beeping while she uses up her leftovers and makes sus cinnamon-roll abominations 'for the children' who must be like 50yo by now.
"We'll fix it in post" I'm sure was a very commonly used statement while filming those 😂 And any meat turns brown if painted with varnish, and we never see the other side of the hard cooked steak. But I love those infomercials
The nostalgia. I used to stay up late and fall asleep as I watch infomercials as a kid. Now I’m an adult falling asleep to the exact same informercials that RUclips suggested. What a crazy life 😂
Lol at all the different colors of duct tape placed on random spots of the packaging to censor out the brand names. Gotta love low-budget infomercials 😉
“Meals made with love!” Yeah because the hour I spent slaving over a hot stove for an hour making sure you’re chicken or steak is cooked all the way through don’t mean shit! Sign me up!
I love at around 3:50 she says "I bought about $10 worth of groceries..." and the receipt pops up - it's about $10 now just for the chicken tendies! 🤦♀
naw...priced it out at my walmart and was surprised at just under $3 difference. that was 12 years ago so it is pretty good. Too bad you can't buy it because the cases melted and caused electrical shocks.
What restaurant serves boiled potatoes which magically turn into mashed potatoes, shitty frozen peas and carrots and some barely-battered chicken tenders and calls it expensive? How embarrassing.
Well, I think that this informercial came out sometime in 2012 because I saw the Xpress Ready Set Go informercial in 2009. I wouldn’t call Cathy Mitchell Chunky. She looks great since she is cooking with minimal oil.
Yeah... not to mention the earlier versions apparently all flaked off, as others have claimed and she even seems to admit to in the beginning of this video! People got that in their food. 😢
I ordered the red version, the redi set go unit from QVC one time and used it many times. I never saw the infomercial for this version on tv. Wonder if I could find one to purchase somewhere?
“I’m not even gonna get a bowl dirty I’m just gonna shake it in the bag.” Cathy you little devil
Of course, she DOES get a bowl dirty. She puts the salad in the serving bowl. Which obviously you have to do to serve it. So... she was referring to dirtying a SEPARTE bowl just to toss the salad in the dressing? Who would have done that in this scenario? Nobody. Everyone would have poured the lettuce into the serving bowl, put the dressing on, and tossed it in the serving bowl. No dirtying an extra bowl. I realize in restaurants they would toss in separate bowl, but at home? For a packaged Caesar salad? Come on.
100000 IQ move
@4:40 Cathy: You like a Caesar salad?
Anthony: Love it!
Cathy: Let me show you something that has absolutely nothing to do with it!
I know.... she added the chicken to it later, but it really struck me funny at first
😂
😆 😊
It’s almost like having a stove with two burners. Revolutionary!
Fr. Uses a fraction of the energy but yeah. I think that's the point too but yeah.
@@tsemiu Yeah because one of the biggest energy expenditures in a household is from use of the stove. LOL. uh huh.
hahaha, exactly
@@adamcharp Electric stoves actually do use a lot of energy. I get power alerts when I use the stove for more than an hour at a time in a day. It's an extra $1-3 a day. Considering I normally only use $2 a day on power, that's actually considerable percentage wise.
They are also easier to clean
He’s all dressed up like a figure skater about to hit the ice.
i dont think anyone knows how relaxing infomercials are to me, theyre so dumb. but it genuinely makes me feel better, calmer..
Thanks to Lord.... I thought that I'm the only one... Now we are two. 😅
ME TOO!!
Me too!
i love playing these as background sound to help me sleep lol it really gives you the feel as a kid staying up late and falling asleep to these.
100% agree
“You like Caesar salad”?
“Oh yeah”
“F that I’m gonna cook corn muffins!”
Another full length Cathy Mitchell infomercial I will now watch a million times over lol
I was raised on her stuff my grandmother would buy everything from cathy
We will make fun of it and her, but also we will want one and adore her.
@@DizzyedUpGirl could not agree more
@@nalleinsowilo6268 that's wonderful. She has allot of different products to enjoy no doubt
exactly. I thought I was alone.
joe farago must’ve been like “cathy i can’t with these xpress’es anymore”
I wish he could have been on again for the trifecta
Stahhhp lol
He burned his mouth too hard last time.
@@DizzyedUpGirl on that pizza!!!
@@kewl851 the noise he made!
I’d be pissed if I kept buying her product and she kept upgrading with new attachments to cook the same meals.
yeah and she introduces this one as "better coating that doesn't flake" translation: the last one had a piece of crap coating that flaked
holy shit finally the full infomercial for this thing. the only one that was circulating for awhile was just within 9mins
90s and 2000s, the golden era of infomercials. I friggin LOVE Cathy Mitchell!!!!
18:00 that's not a sear, that's caramelization from the sugar based sauce you put on only one side.
exactly.
"I can't wait another moment, I gotta have a popper... MMMmmmm." okay Aaron, we see you...
"Making the possibilities endless."
Five is apparently the end.
LOL
Why eat that nasty Egg McMuffin when you can have an all-natural sandwich of bacon bits, egg substitute and velveeta cheese?
Yuck. I neither wanna eat this. Thanks! 😖
Lol right
Cathy’s version of anything “all natural” is always some processed crap like dough from a can. 😆
Meanwhile an Egg McMuffin has a real egg.
Fun fact: Velveeta cheese used to be a lot different than what it is today, and it actually tasted good, till it got sold and butchered.
I hated these as a kid, but now that I’m grown I like to fall asleep to these lol
Me too!
Same.
Me 2
"Iffy" corn muffin mix 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m a ramen noodle expert. I got to taste this!” (Forks a carrot and eats it)
You know how old this is when she said she bought all those items for less than $10 and you immediately yelled to yourself, “yeah right..”
LOL I did the same.
The date of the receipt was from 2012
Now for $10 you can get the chicken and 1 package of ramen
I've never seen fast food meatloaf
Boston Market
Her voice is old now. I've watched her since I was a kid with "The Snackmaster" and "Microcrisp." I love Cathy Mitchell.
Don't forget the Turbo Cooker.
I liked the part where she just dumped out a bag of chopped romaine lettuce.
I thought I was tripping lol. That salad was dry as hell.
Cathy: “Are you three hungry? Lemme cook you up a ribeye, grilled salmon and some meatloaf!”
*turns to left*
“And you three? Share this personal pizza and a can of soup.”
😂😂😂 “and a can of soup”
LOL
LOL
Mmm unseasoned, plain chicken tender
Also hilarious that Aaron is watching over her shoulder as if he's never seen food before!😆
I totally agree. He keeps moving his head around and it's just hilarious.
He probably trying to learn how to cook.
He had never seen _her_ food before.
LOL i love reading all your comments, you guys are hilarious
@@adamcharp I am not trying to be hilarious. I am trying to be serious.
I binge watched these ads during the pandemic. I love Cathy Mitchell. I think I've watched all of her informercials on RUclips.
Are you sure about that? I looked up how many products she endorsed, and it was a LOT! lol.
I was confused when I first heard her voice, realizing that it wasn't a jaboody dub.
Anyone else just love how at 22:05 everyone was silent and giving a cringe face when the steak came out "well done, just like you asked for" 😂😂😂
That poor man most certainly did not ask for that lol.
😂
Cathy: "See no sticking"
Me: looks in pan 100% sees sticking.
Also Cathy: spray nonstick spray on the pan.
26:30 "Well, the plates are empty..."
*You can clearly see there's leftovers*
It's Friday night, I'm watching infomercials from the 00's in 2022. Where did it all go so wrong?
Aaron Priceman is hot thou
You know he’s hella gay. Clearly a sister
I know they're moving quick to get stuff done, but I can't stop thinking about how there isn't any salt or pepper in these thangsss lmao.
😂
I can see people who hate or do not cook often loving this appliance, but I do enjoy cooking. This was fun to watch though. Thank you.
I don’t know why but i love those videos with this lady making food ! 😆
Ha! Cathy done traded in Joe for a younger model! Go on girl! 😂😂😂
he is a hero now....go look him up
Damn... they got rid of the older guy and replaced him with this HOT STUD. I'd cook him an omelette in the morning after making him sweat all night.
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating that biscuit abomination, that’s for sure
What???
There's nothing quite like getting stoned and watching Cathy Mitchell infomercials.
Imagine living in the alternate universe of informercials. The simplist tasks render you completey inept, you are in fear of danger using items millions of people already use multiple times a day, and you have mere minutes to complete anything outside of work. Plus, your interpersonal dialogue is dominated by your corporate overlords as you scramble drastically to unnaturally wedge product plugs into everyday conversation.
Her "kid" has gotta be 50. Why she still cooking his eggs?
I’ve met plenty of helpless 50 year olds sadly
When he visits and wants to make him some eggs for breakfast.
lol!!!!
LOL
LOL
I’ve never seen this infomercial before. It’s like Xpress lore 😂.
"After fitness marketer Gaia acquired the assets of the original marketer of the GT XPress 101 and the Xpress Redi, Set Go, they abandoned the product after its initial test produced lower sales that the predecessors." Sad to say this product is no more.
actually there was a recall because the case melted and was causing electrical shocks.
It's not a Cathy Mitchell video if she doesn't do that "corndog"
LOL yeah!
We want Farago! We want Farago!
I wouldn't mind thicc boy Fowler either.
The salad kills me!!! There's no dressing on it!!!!
LOL
Just a plate of bagged lettuce with some dry ass chicken
Fun fact: Cathy uses her inventions to make food for her grandkids.
Cathy is like a character that Edie McClurg should have played. .
Cathy could sell sand to the Arabs, and ice to the Eskimos 😂
I love this video. I like that the Xpress Platinum comes with a little timer.
Thank goodness they cropped out dude’s head at 0:16 to spare him his dignity.
I love to imagine Cathy all alone in her kitchen with random bullshit kitchen gadgets dinging and beeping while she uses up her leftovers and makes sus cinnamon-roll abominations 'for the children' who must be like 50yo by now.
"We'll fix it in post" I'm sure was a very commonly used statement while filming those 😂 And any meat turns brown if painted with varnish, and we never see the other side of the hard cooked steak. But I love those infomercials
Cathy Mitchell the queen of pizzas n cinnamon rolls LoL 😂
I wished they made it earlier, when I was in college. It would have been a great way to cook food in my dorm.
What about the “Chef-O-Matic?” That looked like an excellent dorm room option, and came out a lot earlier.
3:47 "Iffy" instead of "Jiffy" lol
"Television Personality" - what a devastating description.
The nostalgia. I used to stay up late and fall asleep as I watch infomercials as a kid. Now I’m an adult falling asleep to the exact same informercials that RUclips suggested. What a crazy life 😂
Cathy has been making breakfast for her ageless children for 40 years.
That $10 bag of groceries from 2012 are now $17.20 if purchased from today's Wal-Mart prices.
When they call you a 'television personality' you know you've hit the big time!
No cinnamon buns?!?! Have they no shame anymore?
Lol at all the different colors of duct tape placed on random spots of the packaging to censor out the brand names. Gotta love low-budget infomercials 😉
Campbell’s soup + fried pie crust = pot pie
I didn't know that's all it takes to make a pot pie lol
"Mom can we have a pot pie?" "We have pot pies at home!"
How many time are they going to remake this machine ?
But now it's already sold out.
4 times but the cases still melted and caused electric shocks.
@@KarmicSalt
4? There was the GT Express 101, the Redi Set Go, and this Platinum version. What else?
Who is Allen Priceman?
"I've gotta have a popper." Did the folks writing this stuff know what they were doing?
“Meals made with love!” Yeah because the hour I spent slaving over a hot stove for an hour making sure you’re chicken or steak is cooked all the way through don’t mean shit! Sign me up!
If anyone served me a meal of products in a half moon shape and then they told me it was made with love, I might not believe them.
I love how the steamer is a free gift, but also one of the core functions they advertised.
I totally forgot commercials used to be like “Do you look fat like this guy? Time to change!”
The 2000s were wild lol
In what order were these machines released? There was this one, a red one and then another that was long and egg shaped.
Actually, if you have a regular pan at home, it will do the same job...
Yes but this is still good for uni students who live in small dorms with no space for a stove.
@@mochimoonbunnieI like your optimism!
I love at around 3:50 she says "I bought about $10 worth of groceries..." and the receipt pops up - it's about $10 now just for the chicken tendies! 🤦♀
naw...priced it out at my walmart and was surprised at just under $3 difference. that was 12 years ago so it is pretty good. Too bad you can't buy it because the cases melted and caused electrical shocks.
@@KarmicSalt
Imagine shopping at Walmart though. Yikes. I’m impoverished from disabled, and I’d STILL never shop there. I have ethics.
My aunt, rest in peace, bought all the products from this lady's infomercial...
I have never seen this whole thing.
Like an As Seen on TV grail just randomly uploaded to RUclips 😂
14:26 “Portion control” of a big ol’ hunk of cake with a gooey candy bar center and topped with whipped cream.
She is just ready to go in a split second.
What restaurant serves boiled potatoes which magically turn into mashed potatoes, shitty frozen peas and carrots and some barely-battered chicken tenders and calls it expensive? How embarrassing.
Which year this infomercial was filmed? Cathy looks a bit chunkier here than the Dump infomercials.
Well, I think that this informercial came out sometime in 2012 because I saw the Xpress Ready Set Go informercial in 2009. I wouldn’t call Cathy Mitchell Chunky. She looks great since she is cooking with minimal oil.
@@kianjhtung i'd definitely hit it
@@kianjhtung and without her cinnamon rolls
@@kianjhtung
She’s most definitely chunky. Stop the nonsense. Her diet is not healthy, like you think, and her figure shows it.
Looking at it all I see is Teflon. Sorry sticking with my stainless steel pots and pans.
Yeah... not to mention the earlier versions apparently all flaked off, as others have claimed and she even seems to admit to in the beginning of this video! People got that in their food. 😢
Who the EFF orders fast food meatloaf?
People who go to Boston Market?
@@Ajae78 …who goes to Boston market?
I know, right?! I personally hate meatloaf!! 😬 and the meatloaf they showed looks awful!!!
I ordered the red version, the redi set go unit from QVC one time and used it many times. I never saw the infomercial for this version on tv. Wonder if I could find one to purchase somewhere?
Ebay or thrift stores are your only hope now.
I doubt Aaron’s claim to parenthood. Although I suppose in the waning Twink years gay men can become parents.
Love how she rambles on guy can't get a word in hardly lol
So many continuity errors 😂
3:47 great = oh fuq here we go again
So now it’s a plug-in frying pan. Imagine having 4 pans!…simultaneously…over a range…wait a second… 🤣
it was great when you travelled. Had the ready set go ages ago
Ok how does she calculate these calories?
There's tools online, but they might have hired a nutritionist or two, chiefly to check over the cookbook.
I've never gotten meat loaf at a fast food restaurant ... maybe a sit down restaurant...
Sad to say food does stick even with PAM it still sticks really bad
Yup. I had the first version of this and everything I tried making stuck. Then the coating flaked off. I ended up tossing it.
no salt, no pepper :(
Why are we all here willingly watching infomercials?
7:06 "oh!" love it. it's so fake. but so charming.
Who flipped the salmon?
It was brown all over but she only touched it once
There's no dressing on that caesar salad...
She literally dumped the dressing in the bag and shook it
@@kebby8251
There’s no dressing visible on the lettuce though.
9:57 where the hell did the mini pepperoni come from? Are they turkey pepperoni too?
Aaron certainly love his poppers 😜😜😜
16:41 a young Saul Goodman in the audience
22:27 Whoa … what happened to the bread? 😂🍞
The bread wasn't supposed to be eaten. It was just under the meatloaf to soak up grease.
It’s sacrificial bread
Yea, that piece of bread was for the Gods. Lol
Ok so....i think they are stretching here a bit with the steamer and two useable sides...there are other things that do the exact same thing
I need Mateo Lane to also react to this
this whole video is insanity
A bag of groceries for $10?! Yeah right! Maybe if I bought them at the dollar tree (which I do, unfortunately 😕)
naw...out of curiosity, I did the list from walmart and less than $3 difference. Good considering it is 12 years later.