That whole pence twitter deal was... phew, that was a whole lot of different man. That had "I'd rather watch someone kick a toothpick under their toenail than read that again" vibes for me. Sheesh.
My cousin's weed dealer, is down with C19. He's been using the same chick for 7 years in Texas... She's a boomer hippy chick and he worried she may get more Ill. he hasn't had a toke of good weed in 2 weeks... I told him to move. Lol 🤪
We found out they could see our dm's in the company slack, so we bounced to a private slack immediately. Dm's shifted down 60% easy. RIP for those memes left behind.
Or are in a ska band called Trust Fund. Except maybe the spell it Trust Funned or some shit. And their horn section is prettu decenr but they lack that rocksteady soul and swag. They've got big trust fund-ish energy. There's for sure an Audi and at least one Prius in the band.
Please forgive me Bobbito for taking the name of your old indy label and using it like this, but would calling the 2020 Republican ticket "Donald Fondle'em Trump and Mike Pipelayer Pence" be going too far?
Whoever think VP Mike Pence is smoking hot also thinks regular mayonnaise is spicy... 🤣
I see nobody but straight conservative men making this claim.
@@NotADood facts
best "allegedly" ever.
Allegedly its the best.
YESSSS!💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾🙌🏾
That was Beauuutiful
Big ups 2 the visual team
💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑
Covid 19 numbers are going up and there's no end in sight, but at least that means I got more time to binge watch these Bodega Boys.
Yo they really let desus snort allegedly!😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
I here by start a petition to have theses guy host the next AVN awards, whenever they happen.
🤔🤔🤔🤔😉
Succccio boys
Where do I sign? I'd actually get tix and take a road trip JUST for them. 😏
They ECLIPSE Cardi B's appearance.
@@raynarounds8957 YO anything trumps her appearance
Meros impressions make me so happy. Also it's so sad that Desus doesn't know I'm his soulmate.
Shout outs to the graphics team lmao
GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT, Y'ALL DON'T MISS!!!!
I really like Desus’s shirt. He looks handsome!
Mike Pence knows how to lay pipe?? HE CALLS HIS WIFE MOTHER
The best 'Allegedly' so far! 😅 It's the lil things that ease my withdrawal from lack of Sonic Rings.
Lol!!! I miss the sonic rings. All the men on twitter talking about their wives lusting after Pence can get those rings. Frfr
@@Ksnowden112 😄
Mero "reverse-snorting" that Disney font "allegedly"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those Bruno Mars allegedly's were nuts
He’s half Filipino half cocaine American
ALLEGEDLY!
None of their wives know about laying pipe trust!
LOL The HBO lawyers are cussin in the back office again.
@@KibweBrathwaite 🗣SHOWTIME!!
Lmao the thumbnail with their hands up all I picture them saying is "ALLLEGEDLY"
HAHAHAHAHAHA when Julia asked Mero; You're on slack now?
WHICH ladies love Pence, I need names so we can publicly shame them! 😂
Tahtahme's Diary female flies not human ladies maybe? 🤔🤔
lmao
It's just straight republican dudes making shit up.
We got The Jets, The Jets, Anna Wintour Only Fans, and Cocaine-American in one video…this truly is the best show on late night.
And this was only the warm-up lol
These guys can talk about anything, and seem to know a lot about things.
Crush on You by The Jets was a BOP back then!
The fact that men would talk about their wives like that on the Internet is crazy.
That whole pence twitter deal was... phew, that was a whole lot of different man.
That had "I'd rather watch someone kick a toothpick under their toenail than read that again" vibes for me. Sheesh.
Thats the weirdest part. A whole bunch of dudes, not a single suburban housewife.
The Anna Wintour OnlyFans line isnt getting the love it deserves.
Old school dominatriix?
@@mimigiggles4199 this comment is levels
Pence is the last man I would sense knew how to lay pipe, what universe is this?!
I cant even imagine him laying pipe, when i try, i just feel like it would be stiff and cold-- no eye contact, no fore play.
@@emmadilemma7800 Like the Commander in The Handmaid's Tale
@@NotADood exactly!
"Know her?! I schlicked her!" I am deceased!! 😭😭😭💀💀💀
I never want to be in a situation where I ever think Mike Pence is sexy. Ever.
These sneakers look like the one's you get off of Amazon. LOL I can get those on Amazon for like $30.
I hate they censor these now. The brand is sucio, respect the sucio-ness.
Never heard of slack until right now lmao
I thought Mike Pence was about to go all Mr Hands on us at the end there
Shout out to the band , The Jets! I had their album as a child
yo those sneakers look like they're for a senior citizen's prison.
My guts were hurting I needed new bodega boyz content, u guys came in clutch!!!!
Desus and Mero stopped using Yacubian since they got on Showtime
Iykyk. The Jews that run showtime said SHUT IT DOWN
Well, I mean, when you compare Pence's sexiness to Trump's....
That's like comparing hot garbage to cold garbage. One just makes you feel less dirty...
Julia with the "the level of sucio... it's off the charts"💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑
Desus wearing that Gordon Gartrell.
Mr.Vice President I'm talking. The condescension from that man would turnoff the women from Orange is the New Black.
NOT JAMEL!!!
😂😂😂
1:37 you are now listening to Washed FM
DJ Woolite reached DEEP for that one
podcast vibes bleeding into the show lol
Because art is transcendent!!
This week has been the best in terms of content the brand is astronomically strong!!!
Those slack generations look like the most FIRE RNA shoes of all time
The VP doesn’t know about that Timberland traction! :-)
their book is so good 😊 read it!
Also that last quote is bugged the f out. “Nothing better for the INSIDE of a man than the OUTSIDE of a horse.” Reagan & Pence some freaky heauxs.
I'd love to hear Pence do WAP at a rally, it would be weirder than Ben Shipero's effort.
C'mon Mero! The Mr. Hands joke was right there- "nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse"
Pence jeans might be worse than Michael Jordan's...no one is tryna hit that
Mero with the slick *Schlichter* pun!
The edits were 🔥 “allegedly”...
"Getting her back blown out by a dude named Jermel"...yow, I got a homeboy named Jermel 😂😂
What can you say about suburban women liking Pence? You can't say he beats a blank - he is a blank. He is like stale mayonnaise on dry white bread.
The Jets were the truth!!! I’m showing my age and dgaf.
You mufu's be kill'n me , been wit y'all since vice ! Keep push'n Mane
Mero stays calling out us Jamel's..... and I'm not mad at it
That Reagan quote tho...
My cousin's weed dealer, is down with C19. He's been using the same chick for 7 years in Texas... She's a boomer hippy chick and he worried she may get more Ill. he hasn't had a toke of good weed in 2 weeks... I told him to move. Lol 🤪
Bodega Boys come on yall have access for slack since the jump
As a straight suburban mom, Kamala Harris in her black power suit, black mask and white Converse does waaaaay more for me than momma's boy Pence.
Let me find out Mero’s an iOS developer with that Swift shirt.
I like this more than the set tbh
love the bodega boys
We found out they could see our dm's in the company slack, so we bounced to a private slack immediately. Dm's shifted down 60% easy. RIP for those memes left behind.
First time long time!😂☠️😂☠️😂
So we gonna act like Desus ain't just mention Queen of Spades BBC Cuckold pino?
Mero: "you can't spell penis without Pence"...
Desus: "you can if you spell it wrong"
Me: ...
Magic Mike😂😂😂
@ 5:05 , Mother won't let them.
These guys😍😍
No they did not just write "allegedly" in cocaine!
Giants vs. Jets aka The Mediocre Bowl!
Snoopy Bowl
What is slack?
I’ve heard other CBS related podcasts mention Slack a few years ago. It’s like the company uses it as a messaging system or something.
What is Cole Haan?
The only slack I know of is the productivity app to work projects on w/your colleagues. Something like Microsoft Teams... (?)
Y’all be stressing Patrick out with the graphics. Somebody go check on him!!!!
Julia's reactions kill me
SHE CAN DO THAT ON HER TIME
Let's face it, if Nike or travis dropped those sneakers they would have sold out.
Desus, lemme buy that shirt off you, we the same size
#FreeBlindJustice
The only people i know who wear Cole Haan are in a ska band or have a trust fund.
Or are in a ska band called Trust Fund. Except maybe the spell it Trust Funned or some shit. And their horn section is prettu decenr but they lack that rocksteady soul and swag. They've got big trust fund-ish energy. There's for sure an Audi and at least one Prius in the band.
We not gonna talk about how Pence and Reagan said that they (allegedly) fuck horses? #equinegang
Mother does not approve of LL Mike's pipe
Anna Wintour has an only fans 😭😭😭😩😩
I'm pretty sure that twitter convo was a joke or as we brits say "taking the piss". I mean the dude has lefty in his name 🤷🏽♀️
Women who find mike pence attractive, don't season their collard greens.
S/O to learning about QOS (not Qanon lol)
#Tony rip
WTF with these middle school texts????
So is desus smashing Julia’s cakes or what
Oh definitely
They said in the podcast this week that she was recently engaged to one Nelson, don’t know if that’s a new Desus aka or not.
On the real... Ladies ... In your honest opinion is mike pence a stud?
He's got about as much sex appeal as those $120 slack sneakers. 👎
No. Just no. Maybe if i wasnt in my right mind.
Read this in an article and think it applies to these guys: “those who are paid to be soulless contrarians.”
Yerrrrr
I can't picture Pence without a fly in his hair... EWW
Or his "fart eye" from the debate...
✌️❤️🇦🇺
NY football yikes
Yo... Does Julia have a Onlyfans Im here for dat..
First!!!!!!
Ewwww
Please forgive me Bobbito for taking the name of your old indy label and using it like this, but would calling the 2020 Republican ticket "Donald Fondle'em Trump and Mike Pipelayer Pence" be going too far?
Second