The Most Painful Video Game
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Monster Hunter Dos is really fun and good and cool and makes me want to cry
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do they have crab?
man fuck raycon
You can travel to Kokoto if you upgrade the boat. There you can hunt Rathalos and Monoblos. Kirin should also appear in the quest list since Kushala, but it's random chance. You need to slay it in the mountains to get the Chameleos quest after hunting every village monster. I think Teostra is unlocked after that.
Monster hunter world baby will be crying playing older monster hunter games
Play lecey's games! And tcoaal to!
Anyone complaining about the Soulslike hitboxes should be forced to play early MonHun games until they crawl on the floor and beg Michael Zaki for forgiveness
I agree with this
But all Michael said was "Its a feeture" and disappeared in a puff of smoke
I always describe dark souls 2 as souls combat with monster hunter hitboxes
I love it
@@medrash8862 you hate it but you love it.
All those crabs are there because we all know that everything evolves into crabs
Crab -> Crab
The crab cycle. There is only one step.
Not crab -> Crab
Nice pfp
I like the Have a Nice Death pfp
Carcinization!
Obviously giant enemy crab
Early MH be like "man, sure hope you enjoy getting jumped and hate good hitboxes"
I often think of it as the less of a hitbox problem and more of an animation problem. The games would have had major balancing problems if the hotboxes were adjusted to fit the animation better, instead I think the animation should have been adjusted to more properly match the hitbox.
@@Lutyrannus matching the animations with the hitboxes wouldn't fix the main problem of old MH fights being horribly designed.
@@Lutyrannus counter argument: Plesioth
@@turkkuli3996 Blanket saying they're all horribly designed is silly, lol
In MH I just think of every attack from a monster is an AOE grenade attack
Monster Hunter Dos is a unique experience. Like getting stung by a deadly wasp.
I’m pretty sure that was just the fucking infinitely respawning Vespoid!
OMG I LOVE THIS GAME!!! 😍😍😍 it's like being kidnapped by a cartel 😍
I love Monster Hunter! It's like being slapped by a power lifter!
@@grimnir7749 It WAS. Now, you can play world up to xeno jiiva without carting once, even if you're new to the serie
coyote peterson ahh videogame
6:35
“surely the pink bird doesn't have anything funky in store for us." says the funkiest pink bird.
bird up
Bird up
Bird up
Bird up
7:10 I'm a bird
9:13 "The gendrome is the velocidrome of genprey"
Took me a minute
Gypceros fake death worked in Unite if there were multiple mons to hunt. He's still a silly fella that more likely wakes up to 4 hunters stacking barrel bombs on him tho
Free carves.
it also works in MH2, I can definitely say that after playing online. It wakes up the MOMENT you get close to it (in low rank at least) so a lot of newer players get close without realizing, and it's wakeup is almost an instakill depending on your defense.
Fake Death? Free Damage.
@@KiremeShadowFree damage? FREE SLEEP ATK + BOMBERMAN
@@HMed018 AWWW YEEEEAHHHH
The terrifying evil version of freedom unite
It's so much harder it's not even funny. And that's LOW rank
literally lmaoooo
The bouncing that you mentioned on Daimyo Hermitaur is actually a mechanic that affects sharpness at yellow or lower. When attacking, if your attack connects near the beginning or end of the attack animation, it will have significantly reduced sharpness (0.3x (70% reduction) if it connected at the beginning, and 0.5x (50% reduction) if it connected at the end), and thus bounce on parts that you usually would not bounce on. This is a feature in every monster hunter game, but you don't really experience it that much in the newer games due to them usually giving you green sharpness super early.
That's... i never knew that. Part of me wishes for hunts where your weapons are just total dogshit but it's the best you can get because your hunter is stationed in a place with poverty.
Getting to green was such a fun milestone.
Being stuck at yellow for the first 3 upgrades sure was an experience
Finally getting green hoooooly
Where'd you get that information and numbers because I can't find them anywhere online. Can you link em or something because that's an insane thing to hear
@@thechazz3230 The closest thing I can come up with is instances where a longsword can bounce at the tip but not the center of the blade, but that's due to damage modifiers and not the animation itself, something I've also never heard of.
There is nothing more painful and frustrating than mild inconvenience. A core feature that's in every Monster Hunter game...
I see what you did there lol
Ironically, Rathalos charges more than Rathian in this game and those are much less predictable than Rathian charges. On top of that he also does dragon damage with those.
Btw, if you upgrade the Boat in the village you can travel to Kokoto and fight Rathalos and Monoblos.
Kirin is also a random encounter and if you hunt every village monster you unlock Chameleos and Teostra.
@@kingofflames738 Doesn’t Rathalos only do Dragon element on its flying attacks in early generations?
@@ProfessorRugops No Rathalos, Rathian and Tigrex do hidden dragon damage with their charges. If you have low dragon resistance your fkd
At least prior to gen 3
@@TheAdventuresofSparrowBraun Could have sworn that Rathalos only did on on the flyby’s and Rathian didn’t have any at all.
@@ProfessorRugops I'm not positive about Gen one, but in Gen 2 yeah all those monster's charges are dragon element. I can't post links here becauser youtube deletes them, but there are some japan sites that go into great on the monster attacks and such.
"Best thing you can do in the swamp is leave" truest thing ever said about the swamp
Idk why you starting with the word "crabs" had me bursting in tears laughing.
If you play this game its very accurate. Your first and many other carts are likely to come from small crabs lol
11:37 You are bouncing sometimes because there is a late/early hit damage penalty for every blademaster weapon if you are below green sharpness. The times you do not bounce are because you are hitting during the 'sweetspot' of the weapon's animation.
As a monster hunter veteran, I'm still getting surprised by all the little things I learn every now and then about the games. Like the fact they they used this exact mechanic for Rise (which is how I even know it exists), or the fact that you can fish Nibelsnarf out of the ground under certain circumstances.
It is my father Pak Pak, feeding me with my monthly meal like a mother feeds a baby bird.
It's funny how many of this guys' videos I watch, and love, not realizing it's pakpak
You saying he just vomits these out?
@@329link Yes. In a loving and wholesome way.🥰🥰🥰
Delicious vomitted breastmilk for everyone
Finally, the Monster Hunter video.
Never heard of your channel, but any representation for old school MH is such a win. This video seems to alright be getting some great traction too, love to see it
Edit: cracking video. Despite your misgivings you clearly had fun making this video and just talking about the game. Very fun watch
the crabs had me laughing more than i want to admit.
you might be interested in a game called lisa the painful.
its humor seems right up your alley, it also has some horror elements.
the small crabs are no problem in any mh game other than dos.
in dos, they have more attack better tracking and speed.
it will see you from across the map and the second you start your potion animation it was side skuttle from the other side of the area in 0.5 seconds to knock that last 10% hp you had clean off your thigh. its fantastic!
When playing Dos you have to throw expectations of 2nd gen and psp monster hunter out the window. The game has a very different mechanics, armour system, offline and online progression, and of course controls (built off of MH1 and G of course).
psp titles are intended for after school fast food sessions
Theres a patched MHDos iso that allows for modern controls like MHTri with double analog camera control and button press attacks
MH1 G the Wii version also has modern controls and camera
@@jhkuno88 That version isn't really worth playing ATM as it lacks online servers so you can't play multiplayer and I'm still working on it's English patch.
@@jhkuno88 The MH2plus patch does have some bugs and doesn't work with the most recent English patch Yuzucchi will get to fixing it at some point.
From Soft vets have nothing on pre-4th Gen MH vets.
Fromsoft games are way way easier than old MH.
Pre 3rd gen you mean, also 4U's G Rank is probably harder than 3U's, do you agree? At least it felt easier to me (i cheesed 3U with Poncho Anubis and Slime Swaxe)
@@athos9293 if you count cheseability, souls games are very cheesy compared to mh.
And endgame mh contents are always way harder.
@@sakuranohana1014 Idk, Raging Brachydios in 4U felt even easier than both his World counterpart and frenzied normal Brachy in the same game. He's much more manageable. Also i'd always take Apex Zinogre (the 4U one) over Stygian (the 4U one).
I still hate some monster because of their hitbox even though it have been more or less fixed in newer gen
as someone currently going thru dos, this video is playing on repeat in my household lmao
I'm one of the weirdoes who kind-of like the old MH mentality of needing to prepare - hot / cold drinks, paintballs, fights getting nerfed from absolute nightmares to pretty easy with flash / sonic bombs and barrels etc. Also basically needing earplugs to not lose your mind against constantly screaming Khezu and the like.
I get that crafting hot drinks isn't exactly exciting gameplay or even require anything besides the mats and some clicks, but it adds to the feeling of being an underdog that should use every tool available to not be horribly mangled, if that makes sense. It's strange, I realize it's so obviously conventionally "bad" game design but I still like it.
Those goddamn crabs & boars constantly interrupting you can go straight to hell tho!
It's really not bad game design? It teaches you preparation! And gives some risk to the environment.
@@JeanKP14 I'm also a fan of the old MH survival aspects, including hot/cold drinks, but they are objectively uninteresting. Yes, they teach you about preparation but beyond the early stages of the game they just take up an inventory slot and add nothing interesting besides "immersion".
@@AsDf-fq1sh imo they encouraged seeing the areas as actual ecosystems rather than just really big boss arenas in world there was almost no point scavenging you don't even stop to gather herbs and honey anymore hell they cut the blue mushroom from the potion recipe so every herb spot is an automatic free potion in older games the hunt was the main event now its pretty much a boss rush to the end
@@thesilverblueman I agree that scavenging isn't something you do a lot in World, but the enviroment is even more important there thanks to the hunter actions. Playing SnS really makes you love how they designed every World map
I've been replaying FU for a while now with a friend new to the series and we've made it to mid HR for now, and honestly that preparation thing isn't relevant for long enough. Like in LR 4 you already have quite the stock for preparation to be reduced to merely switching inventory sets before you depart
@@cristianclemente2030 can you clarify what you mean about the environment?
i played monster hunter before and died probably over 500+ times
I love seeing videos covering old school MonHun, especially the oldest entries, so this made me irrationally excited.
Now I’m even *more* sold on playing this game myself 🤣 11/10 SO HYPED ABOUT MH CONTENT ❤️✨ Babysarios is so proud 🪨🩶
What about gampysarios
9:11 I'll let you know that song fucking slaps, I will NOT stand for this slander!
It’s no “Dweller of the White Darkness- Blangonga” though!
You forgot to mention Plesioths most endearing party trick. He will just fuck off and camp you out in the area above his cave, until you go running after him. Then he decides, he actually likes his cave, going straight back there, respawning the Hermitaur if you follow..
This is unironically one of my favorite games in the series. It's a totally different pace than anything that came after, but it is very immersive.
30:29 A fellow Wyverian feet connoisseur? You SIR have earn yourself a subscriber!!
what the hell
@@stacy__fakename 😉😉😉
I really hope you decide to play online, in my opinion it's where a lot of the game's design shines.
seconding this!!! the dos community is rly great and ive had some of the most memorable online multiplayer experiences ever there. the advice and resources in the discord server are rly rly helpful too.
There’s an online mode?!
@@mh-united the mholdschool community runs private servers for mh1 japan, mhg, and mh dos. google should point you in the right direction. its a very welcoming group.
@@mh-united LOL
I've heard that early MH was designed around online play.
my favorite part of Godzilla NES Creepypasta is when Godzilla got carted by the giant red crab because he couldn't sheathe his weapon fast enough to RUN
The controls are the same as the first Monster Hunter, which were really unintuitive when I played it back then. Glad the newer games control better.
🙏28:31 Gigginox would never, she charges at you, burbs fumes, births goo or passes terrifying roars like death Kazoo.
The leather nun armour is cool too.
fun fact, if you upgrade the ship, you can go to the older forest of mh1, and get a chance to fight chameleos, and i think rathalos and it's variants, back at the tower and forest and hill's, also, Kirin is a fight in the tower, that's really interesting, so yeah, still a few things left to do, but love to see people playing this game, really really cool bro :)
It’s always awesome to see more people start their Dos journey~ I only hope you’ll give the full game a shot, online is a fun and fairly different experience (even if you’ll encounter similar hunts for a bit).
Im so happy that there’s a bunch of new monster hunter youtubers now. I remember before world there was barely any content to watch
This video made it onto my front page and I’m so glad it did. It took until Rise to truly get me into the series after trying multiple different tries with the others (mainly the portable ones). It finally clicked and I had so much fun but while I don’t think it would be something I’d enjoy too much, I love the older games making you actually prepare for a hunt before setting off instead of just eating, and love videos about the old games.
Got a new sub from me and I love horror retrospectives as well so I feel I have found a great channel to watch :)
great video man , this brings back so many "pleasant " memories 😅
No way that video is way too good lmaooo, im having a blast just eating chips and watching this
Thanks you for this moment sir!
Well this was a fun coincidence, I had just now recently begun playing MH Tri Ultimate to experience the old style of games as I first got into the series with Rise. I personally don't think I'll go quite as far back as the original PS2 games as the controls horrify me, but it was fun watching and seeing where my favorite boy Teostra's first appearance.
Between classes in college I would watch my friend play this game and get progressively more angry. It was a great game to watch this way.
47:14 hey. Duck you, buddy. 😘 (This was a great venture into the real old world. Ty)
We are born by the crab, made men by the crab, undone by the crab - sun tzu probably
You are missing one thing: it didn't start using right analog for attacks, that was the first game. Dos just kept it.
Incredible vid. If you make more MH vids like this I will DEFINITELY be there to watch.
Video is far too relatable and absolutely hilarious, loved it man haha.
I thoroughly enjoyed this video and I hope to see more MH content form you in the future.
hermitaur got severely nerfed with time, luckily they were still a massive pain in genU
crab is the perfect body plan, and they should be able to show that
17:46 Oh hey, it's me
16:20 mh peak comedy
Love this vid have watched it atleast 4 time already can't wait for p2
ive watched this daily since it released because it keeps brain busy while at work. take this as a sign to keep doing monhun content ty.
Excellent Video PakPak, well worth the wait and hours of streaming your agony.
My only regret is that I was unable to start Dos in time to play alongside you.
Also, as a 5'7 gunlance main, I've heard your crimes against my kind. Your toes shall be full bursted and wyvern fired until you submit to our superiority.
Please wait while I climb the beanstalk to reach you.
Kind regards
13:33 That Bullfango was having a bad time. 😂
Hilarious commentary, brings back memories of why I loved 4u so much, including all the small bs that would happen that just set it apart from other games in general. A little sad we are losing the whole survival feel of the games these days but theyre still fun to play
That hit box right at the beginning would make a Dark Souls game blush.
Damn near triggered my PTSD wity that Plesioth Hipcheck
This video was incredible you’re like gamer scamboli reviews who isn’t afraid to admit they’re wrong
This video is single handedly responsible for Congalala coming back in Wilds.
"Maybe he's not the creator of storms but a follower"
Kushala in mhw : spams tornadoes every minute
I think the actual konga lore for the stench is that it causes your throat to swell this preventing you from drinking or eating
I love how blangonga theme sounds like it's used in a 90's anime battle scene
Nothing has brought me to the depths of despair like that one mission where you have to kill a giant monoblos in mhfu
Just base Diablos in this game is worse than any Monoblos I had to fight in FU
PAK PAK VIDEO!!!!!!!!
This happens to me for the first time when playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, and then when I'm at the quest called "Clashing Fists" to fight against the toughest Brachydios, and then if I'm already at dangerously low health after being hit by that monster, and then this stupid rhenoplos finished me off, and then I fainted for reals, that's why!
Monster hunter 2 cabs when you go to the island: “food glorious food.”
13:53 its his stomach growling you freak lmao
This video is hilarious. Definitely a home run in terms of video style
Old world monhun games are the reason why I like ranged weapons, especially bows. It's less stressful fighting from a distance.
Monster hunter 1 and 2 are the Personification of INCONVENIENCE for any and ALL hunters xD
Please dear god do more monster hunter videos like this. Straight blast from the past
Lunastra is my favorite monster from world. Fight, set, everything is awesome. You are not alone my friend.
Excellent vocabulary and articulation. Your voice suits these traits. Subbed
Great video man!
Found this video last night and what a treat it was. While I've only played a small amount of MHDos, I did play through the village of MH1 and this video brought back a lot of painful, but loved memories of that time.
Keep up the good work and I'd love to see more videos of monster hunter, both old games and new!
T-that khezu introduction was diabolical.
In MH, MHF, MHF2 and MHFU Plesioth is truly a nightmare to hunt, but when I hear they fixed the hitbox in MH3U and let's just say I had over 200 hunts against Plesioth.
Basically in short in MH3U I hunted Plesioth in the water and land just to get my vengeance on that stupid monster and let's just say was laughing like a mad man every time I beat it.
I started Monster hunter with mhu
And i have great memories about it too.
I loved the atmosphère of thé old Monster hunter. And your vidéois a great testimony of the global feeling a lot of us had while discovering this franchise !
Thank you !
14:49 i actually thought that was a egg quest and got instant ptsd visions of me carrying an egg and getting cheeks clapped by a bulldrome or a Insekt
Bulldrome was the epitome of glass cannon. Actually good beginner monster. You either figure out how to constantly be hitting him while avoiding getting hit, or your getting trampled.
You know it’s a good day when PayPal uploads
Goddamn, that alarm sound at 30:35 sent me into crisis mode
Something special about our 9 year old forms that got us through half the game through sheer determination and chimpanzee-writing-Shakespeare levels of luck
Love the vid! The "return to crab" part was super funny
Missed the feeling, that's why I started playing MHGU again, because it has a lot of monsters to hunt
I still wake up in cold sweats from the bulfango areas in the volcanic zone egg quests in MH1.
FINALLY somebody talked about MONSTER HUNTER 2 IT WAS WHAT I PLAYED AND NOBODY TALKS ABOUTTTTTT
Really great video! Loved some of your horror videos and loved the humor in this one.
Respect for the masochistic veterans for keeping the series alive through the dark ages.
Brother this is an excellently written, edited and produced video.
The quick cuts and zoom ins aren't over done and are actually hilarious.
C r a b s.
Subbed, and liked. Thanks for this mate. Much love from Australia.
This was incredibly fun I can only hope for more videos on the series
Hype video, can't wait for more MH content, I always hoped you'd cover some of the games
Really love when RUclipsrs make videos about topics they are passionate about. I’m here for monster hunter!
Those damn little crabs, they always attacked and chased at the worst possible times. Try to heal? Need to sharpen? Need to regen stamina? Nope, smacked by a crab and then die to the big monster.
Yeah glad I'm not the only one who was stupid enough to chase chephadrome from behind 😂
A video like this for Tri would be amazing
I've been watching a lot of videos about older monster hunter titles and I gotta say this was probably my favourite so far!
I hope this video gets more people to try out Monster Hunter Dos! It's my second favourite game in the series. Trust me when i say that Online has some of the best endgame grind in the series. The HR grind is worth it!!
Gandalfsoda more loke Bannedelfsoda gottem
@@Lutyrannus more like BOOtryannus cus im boooing you and throwing tomatoes at you
What exactly do you mean by endgame grind? Wasn’t MH4 the first one with a real „endgame“ how we know it today?
@@RaveF0Xx not really. The endgame grind in MHDos is unlocking all the special monsters (Metal Raths, Fatalis) As you don't actually unlock them all once you hit the highest quest bracket. And for white fatalis armor, you need to make black fatalis armor and upgrade it to crimson and from there upgrade it to white. So a lot of rare material farming to make the rarer/stronger sets.
after this video I will never try dos, also the monsters look boring compared to world
If they need reruns, they should start by polishing up MH2 and MH3 with the modern day features and QoL touches since most of it is already there. I'd be interested in it, surely; I think it was the first MH game I ever touched, and when I say 'touched', I mean I saw it on someone's console and dabbled with it, but my foggy memories of being a pre-teen had no room for MH until I embraced MH3 and was molded by Underwater combat.
Didn't 3 get a touch-up with the ultimate versions on 3ds and Wii U? Or I guess you mean even further touch-up for more modern consoles?
Crabs, crabs everywhere