Unhinged Name Soundalikes

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 940

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 8 месяцев назад +2877

    Fun fact: in the book, Stuart Little wasn’t adopted. His mother actually gave birth to him. And, later in the story, a doctor says that it’s “unusual” for an english family to have a mouse, which implies that Stuart being born with the body of a mouse is not an isolated incident.

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 8 месяцев назад +595

      Boring fact: they never said he was a real ass mouse, they said he was “mouse like”
      Edit: by “mouse like” they meant meek,
      not furry

    • @KaiaBrodbecker
      @KaiaBrodbecker 8 месяцев назад +67

      I first learned from that from one of Caddicarus' streams.

    • @eggdogreal
      @eggdogreal 8 месяцев назад +230

      ​@@SStarry_Days so he just looks like a mouse and is for some reason is so short lego bricks are actual house building materials

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 8 месяцев назад +94

      Hold on i gotta find what makes this soul crushing, uhhhh...
      So does that make stewart an anthro rat or a therian?

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry 8 месяцев назад +101

      ​@@eat00002
      Anthro, since he's physically mouse-like.

  • @Triscuitzz
    @Triscuitzz 8 месяцев назад +2639

    Autism crime (Optimus prime)

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +13

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @RATthingything
      @RATthingything 8 месяцев назад +58

      @@p-__ 🤯

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 8 месяцев назад +36

      I wonder what that movie would be about.

    • @hyperadam1804
      @hyperadam1804 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@p-__ you got peak content tbh. I was so engaged at "Corndogs gone wrong" then I saw "Corndogs gone right" and my mind was just blown

    • @CannibalisticChihuahua
      @CannibalisticChihuahua 8 месяцев назад +3

      That's a good one

  • @Uvulo
    @Uvulo 8 месяцев назад +587

    9:42 It looks like he's blinking because the screen went black. Kinda cute ngl

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +12

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @CannibalisticChihuahua
      @CannibalisticChihuahua 8 месяцев назад +27

      🥰👉👈

    • @chadzaru
      @chadzaru 8 месяцев назад +35

      Kwite really is a cutie

    • @Rachy.Gnarpx0
      @Rachy.Gnarpx0 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@p-__sir … what

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 8 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@Rachy.Gnarpx0 were you listening? His farts are better than kwite's farts

  • @jellyzilla4959
    @jellyzilla4959 8 месяцев назад +2502

    Ever realize that "kwite" sounds like "quite"? Yeah it's fucked up...

    • @curlypance7422
      @curlypance7422 8 месяцев назад +32

      😮

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +19

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 8 месяцев назад +86

      Me when I found out her original channel name was quitepossiblyasian

    • @Inversion241
      @Inversion241 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@WishGender her?

    • @RiteOfSolaris
      @RiteOfSolaris 8 месяцев назад +9

      Your name should sound like quiet.

  • @MaraschinoCherryBomb
    @MaraschinoCherryBomb 8 месяцев назад +235

    6:23 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME A FREDDY FRIED THIS RICE?!

  • @TricksOfLoki
    @TricksOfLoki 8 месяцев назад +311

    "do you ever think about how in the Fairly Oddparents universe, mpreg is canon?" I really try not to

  • @Green_Falcon
    @Green_Falcon 8 месяцев назад +248

    That Zoroark strat is actually kinda genius. Toxicroak is 4x weak to psychic, but Zoroark is immune to psychic

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 8 месяцев назад +3

      I guess, but that's such a popular thing to do that now most people expect it to happen when someone has a toxicroak + zoroark on their team to the point where it's better to not use either of them anymore

    • @Green_Falcon
      @Green_Falcon 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@PirateShux well back then it wasn’t as popular. I’m well aware now that people know the trick, but he’s talking about back in the earlier days when the event Zoroark first came out

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Green_Falcon wait true my bad, i kind of ignored that part by accident when i was watching

    • @DefiantYeast0426
      @DefiantYeast0426 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Green_Falconfirst time hearing about this strat. I’m amazed I never came across this.

    • @tigerlover2853
      @tigerlover2853 5 месяцев назад

      I wonder how people could fall for it? Toxicroak is a physical attacker and Zoroark is special.

  • @youraveragechroma2139
    @youraveragechroma2139 8 месяцев назад +148

    6:21 There was a named zombie “Ronald Raygun” that cameos with a punk outfit. Drops guaranteed ray gun but spawns 1/10000 in the semi-open world map. Also appears as a map Easter egg on the map Forsaken where you have to deliver pizzas for him with goods and a ray gun as payment.

  • @akinarii1
    @akinarii1 8 месяцев назад +869

    name soundalikes are the funniest shit to me for no reason

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +1

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @b0ne_s630
      @b0ne_s630 8 месяцев назад +14

      tsukasa pfp mention

    • @fantaguyreal
      @fantaguyreal 8 месяцев назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……………

    • @crunchykandi
      @crunchykandi 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@fantaguyrealdamn guess I’ll die

    • @I_am_physcally_able_to_draw
      @I_am_physcally_able_to_draw 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@fantaguyreal December 19th 2026 5:36 pm.

  • @antlerthyme
    @antlerthyme 8 месяцев назад +69

    Ok but fr I'm glad Kwite explains the jokes because overexplaining jokes can be funny but also I have autism and don't know a lot of pop culture shit so sometimes it genuinely helps lol

    • @Skelter08
      @Skelter08 3 месяца назад +5

      same except I don't have autism I'm just fucking stupid 😂

    • @Val-sf24
      @Val-sf24 Месяц назад +1

      @@Skelter08as an autistic, thats just a skill issue

  • @beansoupz
    @beansoupz 8 месяцев назад +71

    6:05 in outbreak, you can actually find a zombie named Ronald raygun who drops a ray gun when killed.

  • @SunflowerSorrows
    @SunflowerSorrows 8 месяцев назад +1317

    so early my parents got back together after the divorce

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +10

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @that-weird-truamatised-kid
      @that-weird-truamatised-kid 8 месяцев назад +33

      elaborate please???

    • @madgoat2125
      @madgoat2125 8 месяцев назад +14

      Yoooo maybe it’ll keep my parents from divorcing !!

    • @SunflowerSorrows
      @SunflowerSorrows 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@that-weird-truamatised-kid me when i lie

    • @skarskart
      @skarskart 8 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@SunflowerSorrowsi love lying to people on the internet, keep it up man

  • @pogpogpurinn
    @pogpogpurinn 8 месяцев назад +124

    I didnt know Kwite used He/They/She
    Thats pretty cool! and a pretty cool way to just put it casually in a vid!

    • @veinfish
      @veinfish 8 месяцев назад +10

      not a vod viewer i see

  • @RedBroski
    @RedBroski 8 месяцев назад +11

    Fried Rice At Denny's is probably my favorite name soundalike ever

  • @PleasantPest
    @PleasantPest 8 месяцев назад +194

    "Meet me at a con" 😀
    "It's in Texas" 😔

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 8 месяцев назад +10

      put cameras on him so you can watch him outside of texas😁😁

    • @Bepus-Edits
      @Bepus-Edits 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@yanfeet if you document it, it could be considered science.

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 5 месяцев назад

      @@Bepus-Edits you should do that

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 17 дней назад

      AKON???

  • @AlextheAce
    @AlextheAce 8 месяцев назад +25

    9:32 as someone who 8/10 times finds a lot of jokes confusing and thus not funny I actually appreciate having jokes fully explained because once I understand them I can find them funny

  • @peequill
    @peequill 8 месяцев назад +18

    7:57 i think it would tear straight through the taint like an advanced hymen

  • @Kneon_Knight
    @Kneon_Knight 8 месяцев назад +43

    When Ronald Regan was President, he proposed the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) whose goal was to put satelliles armed with kinetic and energy weapons in orbit to destroy ICBMs before they could hit the U.S. Of course, energy weapons was assumed to mean lasers, and thus the project was nicknamed "Ronald's Ray Guns."

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 Месяц назад

      that shit was science fiction. literally inspired by star wars

    • @CreeperCart
      @CreeperCart Месяц назад

      S.H.I.E.L.D ass idea
      Captain America gotta stop this man 😭

  • @whyiwakeup6460
    @whyiwakeup6460 8 месяцев назад +13

    The whole “Ronald Reagan cod” thing with Cold War, is that on the map forsaken, in a hidden room is a zombie named Ronald Raygun who, after giving him the parts gets you a raygun. This zombie also spawns in occasionally or at certain events in the outbreak gamemode (I don’t remember the exact contexts he spawns in places other than forsaken)

  • @fruitzcake
    @fruitzcake 8 месяцев назад +318

    ITS MARK IPLIER‼️

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +3

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @tf2spygamin
      @tf2spygamin 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@p-__ wrong

    • @ramin_vibes4072
      @ramin_vibes4072 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@tf2spygamin why do either of you know what kwite's farts sound/smell like.

    • @fruitzcake
      @fruitzcake 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@p-__ STOP COMMENTING THIS ON MY COMMENTS😭‼️

    • @dudemp4
      @dudemp4 8 месяцев назад +4

      marker buyer

  • @konchu4u608
    @konchu4u608 8 месяцев назад +164

    Whopper Junior (Breaking Bad)

  • @ArguablyNormal
    @ArguablyNormal 4 месяца назад +6

    7:42 It's not everyday that I remember seahorses exist, but they're the first thing that ever comes to my mind when I think mpreg.

  • @ss0ggyfry
    @ss0ggyfry 8 месяцев назад +37

    im so glad that this was posted at a perfect time, there are severe thunderstorms going on in my area and IM AFRAID OF THEM 💀

    • @PokeNebula
      @PokeNebula 8 месяцев назад +5

      Ur like my friends dog in that regard

  • @MiningJack777
    @MiningJack777 8 месяцев назад +18

    6:50 can confirm, it does drive retention and click rates. (as a viewer, not as a channel) (Also, where's the mayo for this pic?)

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 8 месяцев назад +15

    3:10 thats not horizontal lois. She was just summoned in defense position

  • @jaes8762
    @jaes8762 8 месяцев назад +14

    8:24 god, i did something like this in middle school but out loud. my algebra teacher was talking about coefficients and my dumbass thought she said koi fishing (def wasn't paying attention). i raised my hand and went on like a 2 minute tangent about this one anime i watched that had koi fish in it and what i learned from it. she thought i was trying to be funny and almost sent me out. i wanted to die. i still think about that shit to this day and im 30 now

    • @Jdmj1703
      @Jdmj1703 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm sorry this is so funny

    • @Skelter08
      @Skelter08 3 месяца назад +1

      damn, now this is deep

  • @Exorbulla
    @Exorbulla 8 месяцев назад +11

    9:10 this face is from the robloxian 3.0 update, which added many new body shapes to roblox, and many new HORRIFYINGLY COMICAL faces to the game. Unfortunately, most of these faces are off sale, but the ones that stuck around are the man face (the one you saw in that meme) and the woman face

  • @FlyMiCat_yup
    @FlyMiCat_yup 8 месяцев назад +9

    9:40 kwite being closer to the camera and slightly bent broke me… like… I DIDNT KNOW HE COULD DO THAT?????

  • @GoobyGoblin
    @GoobyGoblin 8 месяцев назад +77

    Quite, my favorite content creator

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @GoobyGoblin
      @GoobyGoblin 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@p-__ 🤨

    • @lamelime1
      @lamelime1 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@p-__ no they aren't (I know from experience)

    • @TheUndeniablyPowerfulH
      @TheUndeniablyPowerfulH 8 месяцев назад

      kwite possibly my favorite content creator

    • @GoobyGoblin
      @GoobyGoblin 8 месяцев назад

      @@lamelime1 good to know.

  • @starsnatcher4659
    @starsnatcher4659 8 месяцев назад +13

    4:20 omg is that how she comes out thats genius

  • @fallaciousUnion
    @fallaciousUnion 8 месяцев назад +15

    1:04 Dear god kwite will be within a 30 minute radius of me I need to take shelter before his unadulterated swagger sends me into the mexico bay

  • @Marcus-Does-Piano
    @Marcus-Does-Piano 8 месяцев назад +12

    10:07
    Patrick being a cartoon character already pretty much solidifies his win.
    He is essencially immortal and any damage delt to him will have zero lasting effects.
    The only way I see Batman winning is by tricking Patrick into believing he's already lost, wich is reasonable because they are on opposite ends of the idiot-genious spectrum

    • @Arandomguywhoisdumb
      @Arandomguywhoisdumb 3 месяца назад

      And plus. It is shown that in the show. If he gets a part of his body cut off, not only can he regrow that limb but the limb that got cut off can make another Patrick.

  • @avgredditmod
    @avgredditmod 8 месяцев назад +7

    that roblox face is from the "man" package on the catalog, which is a free set of items that includes body parts, a shirt and pants, and hair as well as that face

  • @moresnqp
    @moresnqp 8 месяцев назад +9

    6:25 amazing depressing qlbum fork you kwite for making me think this now

  • @depressedtoaster887
    @depressedtoaster887 8 месяцев назад +34

    kwite is the only reason i would ever want to go to texas

    • @zazamaster86
      @zazamaster86 8 месяцев назад +3

      agreed

    • @zazamaster86
      @zazamaster86 8 месяцев назад +2

      retweet

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 8 месяцев назад

      @@zazamaster86??

    • @zazamaster86
      @zazamaster86 8 месяцев назад

      @@yanfeet sighh let me guess either ur confused or my twitter mutual 😔😔😔

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 8 месяцев назад

      @@zazamaster86 im your irl mutual

  • @kingof-eu5kx
    @kingof-eu5kx 8 месяцев назад +8

    i think its a rock paper scissors-type deal.
    patrick bateman beats patrick star and eats him because rich people probably eat starfish
    batman beats patrick bateman because he's just a guy
    patrick star beats batman for the reasons you described (which i wasnt paying attention to)

  • @That_one_bad_artist
    @That_one_bad_artist 8 месяцев назад +9

    3:18 Kwite I was unable to find the origins of the wiki page but I did find was the official page for a loess here is a basic description for your needs “A loess is a periglacial or aeolian (windborne) sediment, defined as an accumulation of 20% or less of clay with a balance of roughly equal parts sand and silt (with a typical grain size from 20 to 50 micrometers),[3][4] often loosely cemented by calcium carbonate. Usually, they are homogeneous and highly porous and have vertical capillaries that permit the sediment to fracture and form vertical bluffs.” So that but horizontal hope this helps you in any way.

  • @the-protogen-of-the-sky
    @the-protogen-of-the-sky 8 месяцев назад +100

    This is good, anyways, heres a recipe for brownies.
    Ingredients
    Butter (½ cup)
    2 eggs
    Sugar (one cup)
    Cocoa powder (⅓ cup)
    Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon)
    Flour (½ cup)
    How to make it
    1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees.
    2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract.
    3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready!
    Time total: 18 minutes

    • @RiteOfSolaris
      @RiteOfSolaris 8 месяцев назад +4

      😨

    • @CannibalisticChihuahua
      @CannibalisticChihuahua 8 месяцев назад +4

      Should I try?

    • @dibeimo
      @dibeimo 8 месяцев назад +8

      thank you for this recipe good person i was needing it

    • @CageBlack1443
      @CageBlack1443 8 месяцев назад +5

      This is the second comment I've seen on a Kwite video with a recipe for brownies.
      Is there a joke I'm missing?

    • @Aubsy
      @Aubsy 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@CageBlack1443 Same. I have no clue 😭

  • @aviphoria
    @aviphoria 8 месяцев назад +16

    2:17 as a fencer, his pronunciation pains me 😭

  • @RxsetintedEyes
    @RxsetintedEyes 8 месяцев назад +45

    Good video Kwitimus tightimus. Keep it up.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @SwankemasterSupreme
      @SwankemasterSupreme 8 месяцев назад

      @@p-__liar.

  • @ItsGemystic
    @ItsGemystic 8 месяцев назад +7

    was rewatching kwite videos while making cookies only for a new one to appear before me. its like ive been blessed...

  • @MoinCoin
    @MoinCoin 8 месяцев назад +9

    zoroark to kill fairy types is certainly one of the sets of all time

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 8 месяцев назад +5

    as a competitive pokemon player myself, I agree, our memes are notoriously incomprehensible
    if u dont know most of the info abt it the memes/jokes miss abt as much as stone edge
    ill see myself out

    • @dratiniaxolot2041
      @dratiniaxolot2041 11 дней назад

      My Archeops who only misses 1/3 stone edges: jokes on you

  • @MinnowTF
    @MinnowTF 8 месяцев назад +66

    Kwite - K*wite*
    Wite - W*h*ite
    White - *The colour* White
    THE BRAWN JAMES?

  • @J0nnyDonny
    @J0nnyDonny 8 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks for explaining some of these for me, Kwite! As I get older, I understand less and less of internet meme-culture and it's making me sad...

  • @postagestamp8365
    @postagestamp8365 8 месяцев назад +21

    4:13 OOMF MADE IT TO KWITE
    also homestuck number 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @amgirlellie
    @amgirlellie 8 месяцев назад +16

    Crisp Rat (Chris Pratt)

  • @_WasteOfHumanFlesh_
    @_WasteOfHumanFlesh_ 8 месяцев назад +8

    at first i noticed the jade harley pfp, then i realized it shows up exactly at the 4:13 timestamp… this cant be a coincidence

  • @skmistress
    @skmistress 8 месяцев назад +13

    Jade Harley Homestuck mention in a Kwite video.

    • @BUGFlower413
      @BUGFlower413 5 месяцев назад +3

      Jade taking as many pronouns as she possibly can

  • @imperialmuck9631
    @imperialmuck9631 5 месяцев назад +4

    I love how the most replayed moment in the video is after he's done talking about the pokemon thing 🤣

  • @Nashmoore-s3k
    @Nashmoore-s3k 7 месяцев назад +9

    2:52
    I think you would hate
    R/lies

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 8 месяцев назад +17

    8:02 mouth.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 8 месяцев назад +27

    He’s nervous but on the surface he’s 1:55

  • @15ToyotPri
    @15ToyotPri 5 месяцев назад +6

    7:47 same with seahorses

  • @lonelypizzaslice4845
    @lonelypizzaslice4845 8 месяцев назад +100

    4:22 lets gooooo he/they/she supremacy

    • @wjulabasia5191
      @wjulabasia5191 8 месяцев назад +11

      Kwite is an enby?

    • @musicaltheater8942
      @musicaltheater8942 8 месяцев назад +21

      Fr this video was the way I found out kwite used all the pronouns

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 7 месяцев назад +5

      She just like me

  • @BrodciousD17
    @BrodciousD17 8 месяцев назад +5

    Fun Fact!: You can find a zombie on outbreak in Cold War named Ronald Ray-Gun.

  • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
    @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 8 месяцев назад +64

    HES OUT OF THE JAR AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣
    #freedthetrap

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад +1

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
      @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@p-__ Maybe you should send some over for... research. Kwite, Ill need you to send some too, if you're reading this.

    • @YourLocalNintendo
      @YourLocalNintendo 8 месяцев назад

      @@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik average Kwite viewer 😭😭

  • @CloverPandaQ
    @CloverPandaQ 8 месяцев назад +21

    Queer person in a covid mask going to Texas? godspeed my dude.

  • @stevo8826
    @stevo8826 8 месяцев назад +4

    Reminder that Patrick can reattach his limbs.
    He can also create perfect copies of himself within like minutes from a lost limb
    Oh yeah, he also has super fast regeneration.
    Don't get me started on some other things, like his karate chop in that one episode.

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce 8 месяцев назад +11

    2:43 IT IS NOW

  • @shestweaked
    @shestweaked 8 месяцев назад +108

    this guy tried selling me fent

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @4EaredBun
      @4EaredBun 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@p-__ prove it

    • @pop1923
      @pop1923 8 месяцев назад +22

      My fent is better than Kwite’s fent.

    • @jays0n22
      @jays0n22 8 месяцев назад +2

      That means you were trying to buy something els 🤨

  • @Chamilion
    @Chamilion 8 месяцев назад +2

    6:19 Actually in zombies Outbreak mode there is an easter egg where there's like a 0.1% chance of a zombie spawning in with a pink mohawk and is named "Ronald Raygun" That has a guaranteed Ray Gun weapon drop

  • @Birbneko
    @Birbneko 8 месяцев назад +33

    you are so underrated, how does this have 22 views?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @MagicalCyclops
    @MagicalCyclops 5 месяцев назад +1

    absolutely love the background music of the Mario Party 9 Beach theme

  • @idomelech6853
    @idomelech6853 8 месяцев назад +8

    1:44 troughout the reddit and the twitter i alone am the outloud reader

  • @RomanGamerYT0
    @RomanGamerYT0 8 месяцев назад +1

    The roblox "man face" was a free face included in the default "man" body package. It has now been taken offsale and replaced by a 3D animated version

  • @chao3948
    @chao3948 8 месяцев назад +3

    6:29 that may be the last fucking thing i expected you to end that sentence with

  • @voidspooks6372
    @voidspooks6372 8 месяцев назад +5

    Good vid. Made my day much better. Thank u weird cryptid cloth.

  • @des4929
    @des4929 8 месяцев назад +3

    3:42 hey anyone with basic understanding of how arceus and the type chart works can understand the hilarity of the arceus flying incident

  • @zefzec
    @zefzec 8 месяцев назад +2

    You mentioned the con and then Texas and I was really hoping for tff

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 8 месяцев назад +3

    00:00 Market Garden Pliers!

  • @lessefrost
    @lessefrost 8 месяцев назад +2

    DUDE you can't subject me to harsh truth bombs like "ChrisChan looks like Benjamin Franklin" without a TW

  • @S_N_O_W_U_Y
    @S_N_O_W_U_Y 8 месяцев назад +3

    9:05 its the "Man Face" that's literally what its called

  • @cantcatchfoolz
    @cantcatchfoolz 8 месяцев назад +2

    The did actually use the Ronald Raygun name in the zombies map Forsaken.

  • @thebeanman6635
    @thebeanman6635 8 месяцев назад +3

    9:45 Yeah, baby, 17
    (Remy Boy Lifestyle)
    Ayy, ayy, look
    Baby girl, you so damn fine, though
    I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind, though
    I'm sippin' on you like some fine wine, though (Remy Boyz)
    And when it's over, I press rewind, though, ayy
    You talkin' bands, girl, I got it
    Benjamin's all in my pocket
    I traded in my Trues for some Robins
    He playin' Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
    Ayy, I got a Glock in my 'Rari, ayy, 17 shots, no .38
    I got a Glock in my 'Rari, 17 shots, no .38
    I'm like, yeah, she's fine
    Wonder when she'll be mine (yeah, baby)
    She walk past, I press rewind (yeah, baby)
    To see that a- one more time
    And I got this sewed up
    Remy Boyz, they know us (they know us)
    All fast money, no slow bucks (yeah, baby)
    No one can control us
    (Uh, yeah, Monty) ayy, yeah, baby
    Tell me what you see, is it money or it's me?
    I smoke 20, smell the...
    I got hunnies in my V (yeah, baby)
    They like, "Monty, can you be my baby, daddy?" I'm like "Yeah" (yeah)
    I got Robins on my jeans, you see the wings on every pair (ayy, ayy)
    All you see is Remy Boyz, you know my - everywhere (Remy Boyz)
    And if somebody got a problem, we could meet up anywhere (Monty, let's go)
    Now go say some' (ayy)
    Don't you ni- play dumb (yeah)
    You know where we came from
    You won't want sauce, no A1
    I'm like, yeah, she's fine (fine)
    Wonder when she'll be mine (woo)
    She walk past, I press rewind
    To see that a- one more time
    And I got this sewed up
    Remy Boyz, they know us
    All fast money, no slow bucks
    No one can control us
    Ayy, yeah, baby
    Ayy, she a cutie and she fine, make me wanna make her mine
    She ain't nothin' like 'em bimbos (she ain't nothin' like 'em bimbos)
    If you like it, we can swerve, we can light and stain up here
    Blowin', pluck it out the window (pluck it out the window)
    DJ playin', press rewind, got her singin' every time
    Take a high note for me, girlfriend
    Got my city lookin' rude, I ain't Diddy, I ain't Loon
    But I think I need a girlfriend
    She feelin' great as I'm talkin' to her
    She a Remy Girl so I'm gon' pursue her
    I brought a lot of loud, lot of Remy to sip on
    Thousand dollars when I get my tip on (sheesh)
    I'm off her, asked her if her fatty real
    She said that's all her, got her with the happy feel
    I'm 'bout to spoil her, got her with the happy feel
    I'm 'bout to spoil her, oh, my
    I'm like, yeah, she's fine (fine)
    Wonder when she'll be mine
    She walk past, I press rewind
    To see that a- one more time
    And I got this sewed up
    Remy Boyz, they know us (Remy Boyz, yeah)
    All fast money, no slow bucks (all fast money)
    No one can control us (no one can control us)
    Ayy, yeah, baby
    ZooWap, Monty
    ZooWap, Dicey
    Yeah, baby, Remy Boyz
    Yeah, yeah

  • @SGT_Squid_Dog
    @SGT_Squid_Dog 8 месяцев назад +1

    I used to use sleep pots on my Great epee, named my character "go to eep" and just made people sleep

  • @PythonicIe
    @PythonicIe 8 месяцев назад +9

    No way the Moist Critical bots are invading Kwite

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 8 месяцев назад +1

    Shoutout to the Mount Eerie reference. The only album that made me cry helplessly bitter tears

  • @exar4444
    @exar4444 8 месяцев назад +6

    0:28 "this does" is that a Disgust from Inside Out reference???????????

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 8 месяцев назад +2

    Growing up with not one but two parents who are soil scientists, "Horizontal loess" really got me. Even though it's pronounced more like "loose".

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 8 месяцев назад +3

    Aw man I was sort of expecting you to be at Gem State Comic Con

  • @arianabell9351
    @arianabell9351 8 месяцев назад +2

    Funny you make this sort of video, cuz the last stream where you said you were gonna be at Weebcon, I thought you said weed con, didn’t think much of it and promptly spent about an hour trying to figure out how to get tickets before finding the Twitter/X post saying you were gonna be at Weebcon.

  • @lolumoonflower391
    @lolumoonflower391 8 месяцев назад +3

    8:57 that's a low A to a low B on a clarinet but it looks like drum music notes

  • @ProblematicExistence
    @ProblematicExistence 8 месяцев назад +1

    I have become so terminally online and dependent on my phone for guidance that I've had to put red tape arrows all over my apartment to complete basic functions. I haven't been outside in months...

  • @PersonExisting
    @PersonExisting 8 месяцев назад +13

    Markerplier??!??!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @thekingofcats27
    @thekingofcats27 8 месяцев назад +1

    We gotta deal with both yellow paint discorse becoming a meme and red paint discorse is already about memes. Combine the 2 into a hellish marker on where to look to interact with the meme.

  • @Wolfie54545
    @Wolfie54545 8 месяцев назад +5

    The male fairies give birth Hyena style.

  • @lunastifaliamusic
    @lunastifaliamusic 5 месяцев назад +1

    What I love from the Retep one is that license plate is from Colorado. So that man lives somewhere around me.

  • @thatdarnseel7052
    @thatdarnseel7052 8 месяцев назад +25

    the Ben franklin Chris Chan Meme hurts me

    • @zazamaster86
      @zazamaster86 8 месяцев назад +1

      i remember some 11yr old said chris chan groomed them (they didn’t know who chris chan was)

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 5 месяцев назад

      @@zazamaster86was it… BlueSpike?

  • @Zafaruss
    @Zafaruss 7 месяцев назад +1

    The first con he’s invited to being Weebcon in Dallas Texas makes it 100x better.

  • @gerinko7874
    @gerinko7874 8 месяцев назад +4

    Hope it’s gonna be another good one, Kwite. I’ll reply to the comment with my thoughts once I finish watching it.

    • @gerinko7874
      @gerinko7874 8 месяцев назад +4

      it’s another good one

  • @austyntistic
    @austyntistic 8 месяцев назад +1

    my personal favorite is “mop cycle 1000” (mob psycho 100)

  • @user-gt5fy5ow4i
    @user-gt5fy5ow4i 8 месяцев назад +15

    0:01 is that actually markiplier in the background?

  • @shadescatson6238
    @shadescatson6238 8 месяцев назад +1

    I swear that every time a new video of yours comes out, I somehow manage to find it early

  • @KiTho06
    @KiTho06 8 месяцев назад +3

    Normally I’m happy I don’t live in America. But man I would wish to meet Kwite. You are one of my favorite Gays.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 8 месяцев назад +1

    Toriyama is definitely laughing at those jokes. Dumb smut jokes are like 80% of original Dragon Ball.

  • @hangingrei
    @hangingrei 8 месяцев назад +10

    As an autistic person, ( 9:30 ) yes I am indeed lucky that you are explaining every joke so my brain can register the funny machine. Your service does not go unnoticed, Sir Kwite.

  • @Fortniteballlover
    @Fortniteballlover 8 месяцев назад

    6:05 in one of the Cold War maps there is an Easter egg where you have to do a bunch of steps but you can find Ronny raygun who is a zombie with a punk outfit and can sometimes give you raygun if you do his quest

  • @EverybodiesEverything
    @EverybodiesEverything 8 месяцев назад +4

    3:49 Zoro one piece

  • @violetmarinaayis
    @violetmarinaayis 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing Dallas Texas was such a huge jumpscare cuz I can never comprehend that people WANT to go there (I live in DFW)