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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @jc_art_
    @jc_art_ 7 месяцев назад +1557

    Pro tip,
    If you turn down the volume to 0, the video becomes a scroll though a subreddit with frequent cuts to a person in a green hoodie shuffling around, nodding, swaying, and pointing.

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos 7 месяцев назад +192

      And picks up a cat

    • @RedCircleGuy-sy8tv
      @RedCircleGuy-sy8tv 7 месяцев назад +52

      green screen kids fr

    • @Se4gvll
      @Se4gvll 6 месяцев назад +5

      🤔🤔

    • @burblesmurge
      @burblesmurge 3 месяца назад +27

      wdym in a hoodie? hes a hoodie, thats intolerant

    • @Selatapey
      @Selatapey 3 месяца назад +17

      Fun fact: if you click off the video, the video stops playing and Kwite comes for you

  • @GomiGames
    @GomiGames 7 месяцев назад +424

    You should start an intro while holding smoke pretending she's your mic without acknowledging that you're holding her

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 7 месяцев назад +1008

    TBF i dont think the brain knows where the organs are, all it knows is "if i tickle this nerve like this, i dont die"

    • @Mikustan39
      @Mikustan39 7 месяцев назад +52

      That gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

    • @naiba8948
      @naiba8948 7 месяцев назад +87

      The brain usually doesn’t know where anything is, that’s one of the reasons why you touch someplace that hurts iirc, it’s to tell your brain where the pain is

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 7 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@naiba8948 right, like i see the bruise, i KNOW itll hurt when i poke it, and yet :(

    • @gratefulgamer7907
      @gratefulgamer7907 7 месяцев назад +58

      @@madsfiedler3884 It is an inevitability, we must give the brain the ouch information.

    • @divineterabyte5181
      @divineterabyte5181 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@gratefulgamer7907 hate when my brain needs additional ouchformation

  • @aPointlessChannelLol
    @aPointlessChannelLol 7 месяцев назад +334

    fun fact: cats can seem noisier and more active if their owner is pregnant!
    maybe those tests worked, kwite

  • @petrichior
    @petrichior 7 месяцев назад +328

    Man i love supporting small, tiny, microscopic youtubers

    • @skeletoreatsass
      @skeletoreatsass 7 месяцев назад +36

      just a lil guy

    • @Keelinosity
      @Keelinosity 7 месяцев назад +37

      Hello I am 2 nanometers tall

    • @CalvinSmart-tq5hd
      @CalvinSmart-tq5hd 2 месяца назад +2

      yeah guys he begged for a shoutout on my channel he's such a small youtuber

    • @Brobgonal123
      @Brobgonal123 6 дней назад

      Who says small says 2 million subs.

    • @MeboIsntReal
      @MeboIsntReal 6 дней назад

      @@Brobgonal123 r/wooosh

  • @coffeejelly4845
    @coffeejelly4845 7 месяцев назад +334

    Kwite's dedication to the whole 'floating hoodie' thing really shined when he picked up the lil kitty

    • @PoisonedTea9
      @PoisonedTea9 6 месяцев назад +4

      I was thinking that, I had to rewind the video to see if he would stay true to the bit 😂

  • @stupidity_lolzzz
    @stupidity_lolzzz 7 месяцев назад +1128

    Technically... Its true that i don't pay child support

    • @ProblematicExistence
      @ProblematicExistence 7 месяцев назад +78

      Me neither. But I don't have any kids, so technically, it's true.

    • @A_peerrssooonnn
      @A_peerrssooonnn 7 месяцев назад +6

      Merp

    • @FicusLicker
      @FicusLicker 7 месяцев назад +5

      Based

    • @gruidcore
      @gruidcore 7 месяцев назад +19

      Technically, it’s true I don’t pay federal taxes

    • @ExlhkA
      @ExlhkA 7 месяцев назад +3

      Technically

  • @kirby69813
    @kirby69813 7 месяцев назад +194

    9:05 "A sporange is an old botanical term for "sporangium," the portion of a fern in which asexual spores are.”

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 7 месяцев назад +66

      “asexual spores”
      Well, my ace friend is a pretty fungi.

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@MayHuggertake my like and leave

    • @kirby69813
      @kirby69813 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@MayHugger I am also a fungi, it seems.

    • @miro_theburger
      @miro_theburger 7 месяцев назад +9

      door hinge

    • @sarfarazgaming121
      @sarfarazgaming121 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MayHuggerben 10 necrofrigians:

  • @purplepedantry
    @purplepedantry 7 месяцев назад +595

    Smoke being on camera and Kwite meowing at her is the best thing that could have happened in this video! >w

    • @DontReadMyProfilePicture_
      @DontReadMyProfilePicture_ 7 месяцев назад

      *don’t read my name-* 🌛

    • @fantaguyreal
      @fantaguyreal 7 месяцев назад +1

      Do not translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…...

    • @skeletoreatsass
      @skeletoreatsass 7 месяцев назад +12

      found the weeb, gettem boys

    • @skeletoreatsass
      @skeletoreatsass 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@fantaguyreal okay i wont

    • @skeletoreatsass
      @skeletoreatsass 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ you got it boss, i cant read anyway

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu 7 месяцев назад +135

    Kwite: Smoke meows at me a lot
    Also Kwite: MEOWWW
    Smoke: Am I a joke to you?

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 7 месяцев назад +39

    Oh, dude, I live in _California_ - the west coast's poster child of price gouging basic costs of living, and even I'll tell you that $125 is fucking INSANE. Absolutely worth it 100%

  • @brittanyotto8463
    @brittanyotto8463 7 месяцев назад +18

    My finger scare was when my father accidentally cleaved my left thumb down to the bone. We were making chile rellenos with him doing the cutting and I was cleaning out the seeds. I had a plate full of freshly cleaned out peppers in my hands and I turned to face him next to me at the same time he flicked the cleaver towards the sink to get the seeds off the blade. The knife was very sharp so it made a clean cut on my thumb. My father rarely cried but he did when I freaked out and ran to my room. I have two sisters and they told me that part. My father loved us dearly and his passing still massively hurts.... RIP Dad. As you used to say: "I'll see you on the other side."

  • @Exquailibur
    @Exquailibur 7 месяцев назад +21

    I have aphantasia so my brain doesnt show me what my drawings are suppose to look like, in fact I dont know what my drawings will look like until I am done with them.
    It is always a surprise!!

  • @snowin_in_summer4000
    @snowin_in_summer4000 7 месяцев назад +33

    "Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana. Borrrrrnana"
    - Emimen

  • @knuxenglish
    @knuxenglish 7 месяцев назад +118

    While I still have all my fingers, I did crush my pinkie in a large metal door at school in 4th-5th grade and now I can bend it backwards.
    But my grandmother lost one of her ring fingers to a circular saw when she was young

    • @floofy_birb
      @floofy_birb 7 месяцев назад +12

      My Mimi took a sewing needle through the thumbnail when her sewing machine fucked up
      I've lost a few fingers nails to door and cupboards hinges

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 7 месяцев назад +3

      ive stapled two fingers together! ive also nearly broken the fingers in my right hand twice by slamming them in car doors.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 7 месяцев назад +2

      i don't think it did anything because i'm fairly certain i was already doublejointed in all of my fingers when it happened but i crushed one of my fingers in a sliding door when i was younger lol

    • @bellslimes
      @bellslimes 4 месяца назад +1

      A family tradition

  • @lastoftheliving27
    @lastoftheliving27 7 месяцев назад +39

    I wonder how many times he needs to wipe his shades to read the script

  • @thecarbgoblin
    @thecarbgoblin 7 месяцев назад +32

    8:49 i dont even need twitter to implement that into the app, i already make that noise every time i like a tweet

  • @CHICKENMCMAZINGLICKEN
    @CHICKENMCMAZINGLICKEN 7 месяцев назад +14

    0:41 if it wasn't for are stupid "free will" we would all be cracked at drawing.

  • @Pink_Ruby
    @Pink_Ruby 7 месяцев назад +7

    Orange?
    Porridge.
    Forge it.
    Pour it.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 7 месяцев назад +11

    (1:45) Even paved it's wrong. The actual fact is that: that's the longest path you can create been two ponts on Google Maps as it's trying to give you the shortest. So basically the longest "shortest possible path" in the world.

  • @red_the_fox
    @red_the_fox 7 месяцев назад +24

    There is actually 1 word that rhymes with Orange.
    The word is sporange, which is the older version of the word Sporangium, which is the part of a fern that makes spores.
    Orange rhymes with plant genitalia.

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 7 месяцев назад +4

    *A beloved family member died*
    Teacher: wouldn't have known if you're not on your phone

  • @sleepystars10
    @sleepystars10 7 месяцев назад +6

    best kwite experience is hearing he’ll be at a com, hearing it’s in my area, and then hearing the exact dates im out of town. guess we can’t break the hallucination yet

  • @s.henestrosales3850
    @s.henestrosales3850 7 месяцев назад +16

    6:07 don't mind me, I just enjoy the Smoke content we get

  • @vexilanimous
    @vexilanimous 7 месяцев назад +7

    3:09 nah, that just means a ship with an infinite improbability drive was nearby recently, you'll probably find some potted petunias nearby too.

  • @bored_person
    @bored_person 7 месяцев назад +14

    7:19
    Hitler's paintings don't have a style. He never developed one. He might not have been rejected from art school if he did.

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 7 месяцев назад +8

      According to the definition of "style (visual art)" from Wiki, Hitler's paintings have style because they were made/performed.
      If you're talking about *his own* style, then you're technically correct. It's mostly copying from other people's work with some occasional deviations (because we physically can't do stuff the same way).

  • @Myder_Dragon
    @Myder_Dragon 7 месяцев назад +155

    A gay furry with no legs like Kwite going to Texas seems like a bad idea
    (Source: I'm a gay furry living in texas)

    • @consumingkazoos
      @consumingkazoos 7 месяцев назад +28

      sorry for your loss

    • @Randy-Lahey
      @Randy-Lahey 7 месяцев назад +13

      Bottom energy

    • @deerzy.y
      @deerzy.y 7 месяцев назад

      But have you been a gay furry living in texas.. without legs

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet 7 месяцев назад +1

      yeah, go to Kentucky, there are more vioent men there

    • @dotthedot9080
      @dotthedot9080 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Randy-Lahey he doesn't emanate bottom energy, bottom energy emanates him

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 7 месяцев назад +9

    My grandmother didn't have an almost-cut-off-her-finger story.
    She had an Actually-cut-off-her-finger story.
    Well, technically she might still have that story, if she can remember it. Dementia things, ya know?

  • @klepzeikerr
    @klepzeikerr 7 месяцев назад +11

    5:00 so thats why he has a standing desk

  • @demonicsplinter
    @demonicsplinter 7 месяцев назад +10

    2:37 people say this like it's clever, but how the fuck else can you say trying for a baby with an ounce of civil respect and dignity

    • @ShadowSentry211
      @ShadowSentry211 7 месяцев назад +7

      Maybe just don’t announce it 💀 or if you are planning on having a kid just say you’re thinking about having kids

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di 7 месяцев назад +4

    7:33 I have one.
    I was helping my dad try to make kindling for the wood stove and the hatchet hit my thumb. I screamed "damn it" and covered the wound with my shirt.
    Went to hospital to have it cleaned and possibly stitched.
    They ended up putting skin glue on it because it was on my fingernail.
    My primary care later said the calcium supplement I was taking quite possibly saved my finger

  • @waffie6785
    @waffie6785 7 месяцев назад +14

    The green hoodie creature has appeared to bless me with memes once more

  • @queenro42
    @queenro42 7 месяцев назад +10

    I love honeydew too, but there’s a limit for some reason of how much I can eat before my mouth gets all bubbly and starts tasting like baking soda…

  • @TackyKnacky
    @TackyKnacky 7 месяцев назад +5

    Fun fact! The colour Orange was named after the fruit.

  • @anastasiakrause253
    @anastasiakrause253 7 месяцев назад +35

    Nerve damage sucks. I once fell directly on my elbow with a lot of velocity (rollerskating) and couldn't move my arm for a week because of the pain. Zero/ten wouldn’t recommend, however there is a spot on the inside of the arm that if you lightly punch will inflict minor nerve damage/kinda break the pain sensing while its flicked to on. Very funny, but I am unsure of exactly where it is (punched my friend in the arm a month ago and found that gem out).

    • @ashiningsoul449
      @ashiningsoul449 7 месяцев назад +7

      Oh! Brachial vagus nerve. It's nestled right in-between the bones Right on the end of your elbow!
      If you hold your arm out with your palm up and find the large bone on the end of your elbow and move inwards, you'll feel a second lump of bone. Right in the valley between them is the nerve you're looking for!

    • @caocaoholdingaplushie6022
      @caocaoholdingaplushie6022 25 дней назад

      @@ashiningsoul449 i hit that nerve once on the door handle and i legit have to lie down for a while

    • @ashiningsoul449
      @ashiningsoul449 25 дней назад

      @@caocaoholdingaplushie6022 yeah, it sucks to hit. I know where it is (at least on my body) cause I did some experimenting and found it.
      To find it, hold your arm slightly bent and feel the joint closer to your body. You should be able to find a little crevice and you'll know you found the nerve if you start feeling some slight pain or tingliness down your arm towards your hand

  • @oakvallist
    @oakvallist 7 месяцев назад +19

    that title freaking scared me for some reason lmao

  • @invalidusername6158
    @invalidusername6158 7 месяцев назад +16

    6:26 I'd probably say Hiroshima is Japan's greatest tragedy.

  • @gayfroggi7852
    @gayfroggi7852 7 месяцев назад +16

    Kwitekwitekwitekwitekwite(chanting)

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 7 месяцев назад +9

    6:13
    Awwwwwwwwwww, so that's smoke, soooooo cute~

  • @joonbee
    @joonbee 7 месяцев назад +8

    1:05 literally got your weebcon twitter notif right at this part 💀

  • @SoZettaSlow
    @SoZettaSlow 7 месяцев назад +24

    @5:36: "Deaf people don't hear anything at all, and here you are saying some shit like this?"
    Why shouldn't they, the deaf people aren't going to overhear it?

    • @xdemon518
      @xdemon518 7 месяцев назад +1

      There deaf not blind they can still read the tweet

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 7 месяцев назад +5

    125/hour to go back home to Oregon? Brother if you don’t put your name on that contract I WILL

  • @JackTheSt_Ripper
    @JackTheSt_Ripper 7 месяцев назад +3

    ''Smoking it's bad for you, but I have to give my respect to Newports and other any cigarette brand out there to how commited they are to kill you'' made my day xD

  • @marcasmannarino2924
    @marcasmannarino2924 7 месяцев назад +9

    4:10 that’s 260,000 dollars a year

  • @nyxmoth
    @nyxmoth 7 месяцев назад +7

    kwite has filled me to the brim and is still filling me (with laughter)

  • @beesechurgertf2
    @beesechurgertf2 6 месяцев назад +4

    5:39 This means you're making $2,592,000/year

  • @bonnief252
    @bonnief252 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's always when you try to show people that your cat is talkative is when they decide to be dead silent

  • @kingduk
    @kingduk 7 месяцев назад +11

    Love yourselves NOW!

  • @Skibidisollux
    @Skibidisollux 4 месяца назад +3

    4:55 FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!!!!! I WUZ WATCHING THIS PART WHILE DRAWING TIMMY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS FIARLY ODDPARENT Hi, I'm Timmy Turner and I definitely don't have fairly odd parents 😅

  • @CHEAS
    @CHEAS 2 месяца назад +4

    0:10 *FISH*

  • @devinplaysstuff2618
    @devinplaysstuff2618 7 месяцев назад +5

    2:48 PERFECT YTP material right there

  • @bennekin
    @bennekin 7 месяцев назад +7

    6:00 this is my favorite

  • @samuelmeindl5512
    @samuelmeindl5512 7 месяцев назад +3

    7:27 my dad almost lost a finger today while working with a lawnmower blade.

  • @pawble
    @pawble 7 месяцев назад +11

    6:19 FOR FREE ??!

    • @EEe-zd2rt
      @EEe-zd2rt 7 месяцев назад +1

      😩😳

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад +4

    That spam picture broke me down pre-video
    Dog that niche. The funny funny niche
    *_girls are like strawberries. Sometimes They’re In The Grocery Store_*
    8:18 bro my parents fought to have me and I surprised them with all disabilities and no gender

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад

      Genuinely your brain does not consciously know where all your organs are. That’s why if something internal is wrong your body has a higher chance of going ?????inside part? Hurt????idk
      I’m pretty sure this is a Hank Green sourced fact if you want to check it
      Our bodies are silly as hell

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад

      The trying for a baby tweet is just when you’re autistic and trying to tell other people their weirdness being socially acceptable does not make it remotely less weird or uncomfortable

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад

      Asshole lifetime donut post is peak “chaotic neutral humans”
      It’s like the stone tablet we have complaining about a guy who was like, shorting people on barley. And we found _so many stone letters about him_

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад +1

      My mildly interesting cluster b fact is that shit like Lizzie MacGuire made me think it wasn’t remotely abnormal to have alters
      Boy howdy

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 6 месяцев назад

      7:23 bullying 👁 with this post
      - he’s technically in the United States
      - nine fingy
      “If this happens to you, it’s better if it’s funny, right?”
      Define funny
      8:03 functionally functionless alibi

  • @EpicevanXD
    @EpicevanXD 7 месяцев назад +3

    7:36 my right ring finger was almost amputated due to bone infection

  • @Idwren_404
    @Idwren_404 6 месяцев назад +4

    0:34 literal facts

  • @PhantomPlayz-qq1sp
    @PhantomPlayz-qq1sp 7 месяцев назад +1

    9:01 Lemons also live up to their name as they’re named after what color they are

  • @sharkiboi9248
    @sharkiboi9248 5 месяцев назад +4

    4:30 Oregon doesn't have sales tax and the housing prices aren't bad around the capital.

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 7 месяцев назад

    Fun fact, the pyramid bass pro shop use to be a sports/concert arena but the acoustics were horrible and changing the floor/seating for different events was a pain because of the shape of the building. It sat empty for many years until bass pro finally came.

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:30 Funny you say that. My fiancé cut off the tip of his thumb with a meat slicer at his old job a few years ago and had to get it reattached. I had the top layers of skin cut off my index while chopping vegetables because my knife slipped, had to have dermabond coat it until new skin grew in. Humans and almost losing fingers is apparently pretty common lol

  • @mistbloodyfists
    @mistbloodyfists 7 месяцев назад +1

    9:02 door hinge, sporange, porridge, syringe.

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 7 месяцев назад +3

    3:25
    what does it say about me that i immediately recognized that background as pokemon legends arceus

  • @SHUV_IT69
    @SHUV_IT69 Месяц назад +1

    “Yes, Kwite.” We all say simultaneously.

  • @edwardbrown3721
    @edwardbrown3721 5 месяцев назад

    7:37 fun fact, steel toed shoes are required in industries like construction because they buckle in a way that will just cut your toes off instead of crushing them, the doctors can reattach them at the hospital later.

  • @marlinfromfindingnemo8954
    @marlinfromfindingnemo8954 7 месяцев назад +1

    A monkey almost bit my finger off once thinking it was a carrot

  • @darryllmaybe3881
    @darryllmaybe3881 5 месяцев назад +3

    6:26
    Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

  • @soupmuncher1862
    @soupmuncher1862 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Everybody says you can't get a twink pregnant, but, you don't know until you try"
    -Kwite 2024

  • @hileuphs
    @hileuphs 7 месяцев назад +1

    That whale in the amazon rainforest- I've seen that post before and it isnt like in the middle of the forest. It was on an island off the coast of the amazon, and the whale got stuck there (in the trees) after a major flood from heavy rain, and when the water went down he couldnt get out and died

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 7 месяцев назад +6

    PLEASE make a video about r/PeterExplainsTheJoke.
    the people that post there need to be studied

  • @mooneatsworms
    @mooneatsworms 7 месяцев назад +1

    5:15 damn thats crazy smoking rn to calm down from that info 😿

  • @JaysasterGaming
    @JaysasterGaming 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's our friendly neighborhood SCP hoodie creature.

  • @LockDown13
    @LockDown13 7 месяцев назад +69

    IM STILL SHITTING?!?!?!?

  • @GrubbsandWyrm
    @GrubbsandWyrm 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oddly enough the last thing the whale thought of was a bowl of petunias

  • @Snorlax4106
    @Snorlax4106 9 дней назад

    3:26 blocking your path, snorlax style

  • @melbiamil5144
    @melbiamil5144 7 месяцев назад +1

    6:08 smoke looks just like Springtrap. I see the twink pregnancy experiments™ are working

  • @arbitrarySalamander
    @arbitrarySalamander 7 месяцев назад +1

    My hometown was called Orange County (it used to be an orange tree orchard) and in elementary school they had us read a book about the history of the town, it was some weird graphic novel history book titled “nothing rhymes with orange” I think I still have it somewhere, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

    • @leisl9321
      @leisl9321 7 месяцев назад

      i'm also from orange county and had the same experience!

    • @arbitrarySalamander
      @arbitrarySalamander 7 месяцев назад

      Neeto

  • @pro-zp6cq
    @pro-zp6cq 3 месяца назад

    My funny scar story is that I got a really bad scar from kneeling on a Lego and one from playing air hockey

  • @alexeichangeling9228
    @alexeichangeling9228 7 месяцев назад

    When Kwite was talking about how everyone needs an almost cutting off their finger story I chuckled and literally held up my scar that looks like a smiley up to the screen.

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome Месяц назад

    I've taken my brain to obedience school to train it on at least 1/3 of its organ locations

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:46 if I had a pound for every time an American in a youtube video saw someone just being British and got upset, I'd be Jeff Bezos.

  • @FelipeMachado-pj6iv
    @FelipeMachado-pj6iv 3 месяца назад

    7:30 i have a scar on my middle finger, flipping people off has never been so easy

  • @augusthoney3101
    @augusthoney3101 7 месяцев назад +2

    bro managed to flip us off in this one too

  • @jukeboxraven
    @jukeboxraven 5 месяцев назад

    My respect for you has skyrocketed since you made that Bass Pro video

  • @crying-cat7891
    @crying-cat7891 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve been stuck in a basement for the past 12 hours, so glad to have Kwite post so I don’t feel lonely☺️🙏

  • @BroKingOfficial
    @BroKingOfficial 3 месяца назад

    6:19 never thought id hear kwite meow at his cat

  • @galaxycamerata
    @galaxycamerata 7 месяцев назад +2

    5:15
    Here's the thing;
    It isn't just that Newport is committed to it, it's that people who buy Newports & other such products are committed to slowly and painfully succumbing to lung cancer and WILL use it to shoot any conversation that could lead to them confronting why they smoke in the back of the head, even if they're the one who started it. Like no joke I have heard several people say the same exact "what if I WANT to have lung cancer" thing when they complain to me about all the ordinances and laws in place and it never fails to leave me dumbfounded because like, sir this is a fucking convenience store, I asked for your ID, not your traumatic backstory.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kwite will be the only guy in convention history to not catch 4 variations of the plague from cosplayers who refuse to take a bath.

  • @Haunted_Plush
    @Haunted_Plush 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think we can expect news about a little springhoodie soon

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 7 месяцев назад +1

    6:25 but they poop regardless, in fact it makes even more sense for them to have no mexican food because you dont take a ferrari offroading.

  • @ozygoliath
    @ozygoliath 2 месяца назад

    Closest I have to a losing finger story is I cut my tendon and into bone on my left thumb. Left with a lightning bolt scar on my thumb

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 2 месяца назад

    You know he's neurodivergent when he just stops in the middle of the video to meow several times at his cat.

  • @TheGoreNhoney
    @TheGoreNhoney 7 месяцев назад

    6:19 right when kwite did this my dad came into the room and did this exact same thing to our cat mochi, he doesn't even like cats 💀

  • @MxPhantomWing
    @MxPhantomWing 4 месяца назад +1

    Gotta make sure he can keep living

  • @uruthebird9054
    @uruthebird9054 7 месяцев назад +2

    Kwite meowing this may be the best Kwite video

  • @showd6229
    @showd6229 19 дней назад

    I 100% give dragonfruit the fact that it looks like scales

  • @GabrielTowsley-fm4rl
    @GabrielTowsley-fm4rl 2 месяца назад

    5:23
    Just ignore your thinking voice in your head that you always hear and BOOM you're right, gold star

  • @AverySchuberg
    @AverySchuberg Месяц назад

    here is how to draw:
    imagine the image you want to draw. no instead of trying to look at the whole image in your head and start drawing. zoom in to one spot in that drawing as far as possible and draw that. then move over and draw. and keep repeating that until you have all of the aspects of the drawing finished. maybe draw the main definers first, if you draw a face draw the head outline then use your imagined photo to relate each feature from that first outline.

  • @MoreDivinty
    @MoreDivinty 7 месяцев назад +2

    Kwite never fails to fill my insides with warm feelings

  • @LaughingOrange
    @LaughingOrange 6 месяцев назад

    The "longest path" is actually the longest shortest walkable path between two points.