@@janlehur4820 by saying "you refuse to remember" indirectly says that there was something to remember!!DOWN WITH THE HERETIC!! SHAME TO THE UNBELIEVER!
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Tiktok is just proof that what that one cucumber said is in fact true: ''humor in the future will be randomly generated''
I respect Kwite's dedication to the failing task that is attempting to shame people into turning their notifications on. Dude's been doing it for going on 5 years now and hasn't managed to make it go up even a percent.
Which is actually not half as bad as it sounds, as a consistent 20% retention would mean hes ABSOLUTELY BALLING and performing better than most channels in that regard lol
@@LiftandCoa you also have to account for his subscriber increase if no one was turning notifications on and his subscriber count kept growing that percentage would go down
hey kwite, this is unrelated to the vid, just wanted to let you know in case you see this at all. ive had a pretty conservative mormon upbringing, or what ever desperate attempts to maintain it since after my moms divorce. from this, along with being the only guy in the family, and being the middle kid, ive always felt repressed. do as im told, be what they need. never talk about myself or vent what i feel because its selfish. most days i dont know who i am or how i feel, like i became the mask i hid behind. ive never invested in the music space. i was afraid of what theyd think. but ive always had an ear to music and rhythm, and occasionally id find artists and bands i thought had a couple good singles but never pursued it. for some reason though, with you being a bit more involved with the gaming space, you were kind of a gateway into the medium. i humored your goofy lyrics and it convinced me to explore music as a means of expression. honestly, it feels like a fog has been lifted. its so obvious the bubble ive been in my whole life. music tells stories, life experience, state of mind. so much of the shit i thought were problems before seem totally pointless. the point is, though your music is, well not exactly crazy deep, it was an escape hatch for a desensitized cynical mf to find at least some expression and worldly experience. id imagine theres a lot like me in the commentary community. so keep promoting your shit, seriously. besides your own songs, i did take your suggestions from the spotify wrapped vid. Kendrick Lamar is pretty good, but ngl Denzel Curry is gotta be my fave rn. Melt My Eyez See Your Future actually fuckin mind linked w me like some pacific rim shit
9:38 Yes, dog pee can be fully transparent. Recently one of my old doggos had some undiagnosed gastrointestinal idk problems, and on top of that she was drinking water and peeing aaaall day. She would drink water and 10 minutes later pee everything, then repeat process. Because of that her pee looked like just water. Fortunately she got better on this aspect after 3 days. After having dogs for 16 years and it's the first time I've seen it, so its not common I suppose. And it's fair to assume is due to some illness because they don't drink that much water if they are fine. You're welcome.
Really glad you came back despite all of the shit, I'm sorry that people have failed you. But I'm glad now that you're surrounded by people who care for you and your following who still loves you.
Poor puppy at the end. Owner either didn't potty train him or he is stressed/medically unwell. Him not even responding to being yelled at is very strange. Usually dogs feel guilty & embarrassed if they go in the house even without people yelling at them. Maybe he is on medication? Like post teeth cleaning seems like the most optimistic possibility for this video.
Look, I am being 100% genuine right now: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is one of my favorite games of all time. Sparks of hope is up there too, and I've barely had a chance to play it. You need to play it. Heck, stream it, I'd watch that, and I don't even know how I ended up on this channel.
I thought this was just a tiktok compilation that somehow appeared in my recommendations. Imagine my surprise when I saw Kwite! I literally said "You??!" out loud
Clear pee doesn't mean you've had too much water, it means that your kidneys didn't have much to filter out of your blood. This usually happens because you're overhydrated, which is why a lighter color is often a sign that you're not dehydrated/are well-hydrated. However, a dark color doesn't necessarily mean that you're dehydrated. It could be darker as a result of something that you ate/drank, it could be because you're sick, you have an infection, etc. Usually darker means bad, but most animals tend to have pretty dark urine, and a lot of the time that has to do with certain chemicals that their bodies produce, in addition to their diets. As a general rule, you don't want to compare human standards to animals; but, you do want to be aware of your pet's waste habits. How often they're going; how much they're going; sudden changes in quantity, frequency, or color. Most of the time, your pet will have a big change in their eating or waste habits before you start to notice behavioral or personality changes as a result of an illness.
kwite, it is my highest honor to declare to you that you currently are and have been my hyperfixation for the past week now. you are absolutely and profoundly welcome for that information.
Thank you Kwite for serving your denthead children this home-cooked meal
lol
Thanks @SophisticatedSalsa for your comment! Very awesome comment!
@@AlyxTheProtogen You are welcome brother/sister/sibling/dementeddentead
This is THE best comment of all time
@@carsonweber8742 Thank you my deranged dented sibling
Kwite slowly running their sanity into the ground for the sake of our entertainment is more of a greek tragedy than that cat ever will be
And I love it
@@CannibalisticChihuahua do you love it about as much as dog steak?
Blud is like Atlas holding up the world, except instead of the world it's brainrotted internet content
@@userabcdef6436 SO REAL
Did you did anyone else notice the kwites mask was on funny
Kwite, my favorite green, faceless floating hoodie
Yep, I also refuse to remember what he looks like lol
you know any other green faceless floating hoodies?
@@sirenier not currently no
Alright bro
@@janlehur4820 by saying "you refuse to remember" indirectly says that there was something to remember!!DOWN WITH THE HERETIC!! SHAME TO THE UNBELIEVER!
Tiktok is just proof that what that one cucumber said is in fact true: ''humor in the future will be randomly generated''
Larry was right about that
Weed eater
I FOUND YOU AGAIN I WAS JUST ON THE DANNY GONZALES Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 VIDEO
@@SomePolygonDonutEnjoyer god gave his foresight.
@@NoLifeScum WEED EATER!!!!!!!
Kwite took this year like a champ, I am genuinely so glad he's doing great now. Happy new year everyone!
DADDY’S BACK WITH THE MILK
Im back 😅
Yes
not you kwite is
For real
He provides
I respect Kwite's dedication to the failing task that is attempting to shame people into turning their notifications on.
Dude's been doing it for going on 5 years now and hasn't managed to make it go up even a percent.
So much big sad :(
Which is actually not half as bad as it sounds, as a consistent 20% retention would mean hes ABSOLUTELY BALLING and performing better than most channels in that regard lol
@@LiftandCoa you also have to account for his subscriber increase if no one was turning notifications on and his subscriber count kept growing that percentage would go down
I am infertile from eating scented candles.
Yo me too
Yo me too
Yo me too
Yo me too
The
kwite calling michael afton "purple guy" killed me a little bit inside
Same ;v;
Knowing him, that was the point
Michael's not a ped-o child-ending furry so Kwite doesn't really care about him
is he not
@@user-fe7bo5mm1o nope « purple guy » is Wiliam Afton ; Michael’s father I’m pretty sure
I got so high and watched this video at 0.25 and I got so afraid that I almost start crying
😂😂
"speaking of cbt" is a sentence i never thought i'd ever hear and yet here we are
it's crazy that the best year for kwite's channel was also the worst year for it, props to this dude for not being a basic youtuber
If I had to ask a therapist about every weird thought and question that came into my mind I would never leave the office
I'd be in a mental hospital
This is a pretty well formatted document for Kwite’s decent into insanity
SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED!! erm actually its *descent😬😋😋
@@RookMurphyPUNCTUATION MISTAKE SPOTTED! You should have added an apostrophe to “its” to change it to the proper form of “it’s.” 🥶💯⁉️
@@RookMurphyisn’t that called a homophone?
@@RookMurphyGrammar mistake spotted um actually after your first sentence “erm” should have been capitalized 🤓🤓🤓
kwite how are you not in a mental hospital yet? not in a rude way but more in a 'what hacks and tricks did you use to not get put there' way
hey kwite, this is unrelated to the vid, just wanted to let you know in case you see this at all.
ive had a pretty conservative mormon upbringing, or what ever desperate attempts to maintain it since after my moms divorce. from this, along with being the only guy in the family, and being the middle kid, ive always felt repressed. do as im told, be what they need. never talk about myself or vent what i feel because its selfish. most days i dont know who i am or how i feel, like i became the mask i hid behind.
ive never invested in the music space. i was afraid of what theyd think. but ive always had an ear to music and rhythm, and occasionally id find artists and bands i thought had a couple good singles but never pursued it. for some reason though, with you being a bit more involved with the gaming space, you were kind of a gateway into the medium. i humored your goofy lyrics and it convinced me to explore music as a means of expression.
honestly, it feels like a fog has been lifted. its so obvious the bubble ive been in my whole life. music tells stories, life experience, state of mind. so much of the shit i thought were problems before seem totally pointless.
the point is, though your music is, well not exactly crazy deep, it was an escape hatch for a desensitized cynical mf to find at least some expression and worldly experience. id imagine theres a lot like me in the commentary community. so keep promoting your shit, seriously.
besides your own songs, i did take your suggestions from the spotify wrapped vid. Kendrick Lamar is pretty good, but ngl Denzel Curry is gotta be my fave rn. Melt My Eyez See Your Future actually fuckin mind linked w me like some pacific rim shit
kwite isnt pregnant but she never fails to deliver 🥰
He is now
@@Bob_geometrydash HUH
@@Bob_geometrydashBOB?!??!?
speaking of tik tok, my adhd came full circle and i got bored of tik tok and deleted the app
Your eventually gonna want it back 😨
be free small child and live the life others cannot
9:38 Yes, dog pee can be fully transparent.
Recently one of my old doggos had some undiagnosed gastrointestinal idk problems, and on top of that she was drinking water and peeing aaaall day. She would drink water and 10 minutes later pee everything, then repeat process. Because of that her pee looked like just water. Fortunately she got better on this aspect after 3 days.
After having dogs for 16 years and it's the first time I've seen it, so its not common I suppose. And it's fair to assume is due to some illness because they don't drink that much water if they are fine.
You're welcome.
They say every time Kwite posts, a toddler with 6 fingers dies.
Thank you Kwite for doing God’s work🙏
Kwite might be the most menacing floating creature I’ve ever seen. She scares me, and yet they give me gender envy 😔
Damn she truly baited an entire generation into watching Goodfellas by calling it a video by a content creator.
Kwite is caked up bruh 5:12
Fr
I mean... I can't say that that statement isn't true.
would
smash
Springtrap so lucky 😔✊
Genuinely hope you end the year feeling safe if not at peace
Sending as much love as I can to you💙
4:40 this guy 100% nailed the MK combos hoooly
bro shoulda pulled an overhead attack
1:53 the fact the other support is tied means this isn’t the first time the cat has chewed through the only thing between him and certain doom
7:23
Little does he know this is literally the exact thought process of one of the coolest scenes in jojo
I didn’t expect the sudden surprise thirst trap 😂. Thanks!
Kwicock always manages to make me more depressed with every video he posts
i like the sentiment but im not sure i can condone the use of "Kwicock."
@@DarthBHorse Is that his warrior cats name?
@@Silly_goober623WHAT.
@@Silly_goober623 yes
ban this man
GOD i love opening up Kwite and taking all of the DELICIOUS content to my face.
Kwite never fails to bend me over and pound the new year into me forcefully
I'm sorry what .
This video has taken me to the deepest depth of hell. Thanks Kwite!!! :D
cwile always makes our days with his uploads
Really glad you came back despite all of the shit, I'm sorry that people have failed you. But I'm glad now that you're surrounded by people who care for you and your following who still loves you.
5:13 PLEASE TELL ME THATS NOT YOU PLEASE OR ELSE GOD FORBID ME FOR WHAT IM BOUTA DO
9:07 Mario Rabbits is amazing. Definitely the oddest way to start the switch but damn is it good.
2:00 its more of a cat Icarus
I was totally convinced Kwite forgot about his basement children🙏🙏🙏
Calling Micheal Afton Purple guy killed me
This officially marks the third time I have watched a Kwite vid through the new year.
7:46 CHICAGO MENTIONED!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSISTENT WEATHER?!?!??!?🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Kwite the only green faceless floating hoodie, reminder that if your organs knew you have eyes you would be blind
My eyes are a secret to my own body?
@@Epok_Gamurr_5975its because of your immune system and how open to harmfull microorganisams your eyes are
@@b0b1IsGoat well my immune system can go turn into a mune system or whatever.
in 5 years we are gonna see kwites brain melting out the side of his head because of these types of videos
Hi Kwite, my mum just saw you on my screen, saw the video title, and said “he looks a bit demented himself”
Have a nice day
3:10
We not gonna talk about why they just left a very open glass of matcha on what looks to be their couch. Homie was asking for some thieving.
Last time I was this early to a Kwite video, I could still feel joy.
1:01 one of my favorite memes
yuh!
Kwite i haven’t watched through this video yet but your vids make me so happy
Kwite never fails to put me on my knees and fill my mouth with the essence of life 😅
3:25 GERALD WHATDDDD I SAY BOUT DRINKIN MILK, WHATDDD I SAY!
Kwite never fails to spread me wide and fill me up
Man this content has been helping me recover since my frontal lobe was bit off my a faint robot bear!
So nice to see Martin Scorsese, the creator of hit film Goncharov, recognized for his other works.
Yeah, I loved Goncharov, the best mafia movie ever made
Damn 2 videos in 20 hours Kwite is cooking
3:49 Kwite intensly staring at the containers sent me
the contrast changing every cut
real
10:00 it wasn't on screen 😮 this has never happened before
I discovered your channel today and I'm already in love
5:12 GYYYAATTTTT I need to get back on twitter (said respectfully)
As soon as Kwite mentioned Yoda from Soul Calibur 4, I had a conniption. Thanks for the entertaining video Kwite and have a good day.
That first clip and the rest of this video makes me so happy that I have never even thought of downloading that god forsaken app
For the nether portal one he needed more fire. Approximately 1m cube of pure flames.
I’ve watched so much kwite that i gained pronouns ❤️
Poor puppy at the end. Owner either didn't potty train him or he is stressed/medically unwell. Him not even responding to being yelled at is very strange. Usually dogs feel guilty & embarrassed if they go in the house even without people yelling at them. Maybe he is on medication? Like post teeth cleaning seems like the most optimistic possibility for this video.
HOLLY SHIT KWITE IS CAKED UP
7:40 WHAT IS THE TARDIS AND DALEKS DOING ON A TRAILER 😭😭😭
Love everyone plugging badger's "guacamole gamerfart 9000" flavor
Holy shit Kwites pulling out bangers
the thumbnail is so real
Michael Afton is me when I’m gobsmacked off the fent ✊😔
9:31 so thats how they made the intro for the last of us
Yea Mario+Rabbids is absolutely Peek one of my favourite Mario. Games
5:06 I'm having fucking flashbacks to when my dad kept kicking my ass in that game
Listening to this while high outta my mind at a bar for new years. Happy 2024 to everyone here!
watching this immediately after listening to everywhere at the end of time
My brain stroked out from that first video
The only YTer I'm subbed to with notifications
"demented tiktokers" is a crazy redundant phrase ngl
We are working on ourselves this year, it's meant to be
Happy New Year Kwite
That cartoon ass cat though
💀
Like bro looked down, realised his fate and only then fell
Look, I am being 100% genuine right now: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is one of my favorite games of all time. Sparks of hope is up there too, and I've barely had a chance to play it. You need to play it. Heck, stream it, I'd watch that, and I don't even know how I ended up on this channel.
I love Keith’s videos
KWITE POSTED LETS GOOOI
watching a kwite video as a normal well adjusted person who used to be chronically online is like peering into the fucking void ajsdlfjasdf
Glad to see youre back
Foaming from the mouth...this video is way too good
thanks for the new material kwite
7:37
Guy tried to make a Nether Portal IRL... And he looks so disappointed when it doesn't work...
Thanks for the last kwideo of 2023
I thought this was just a tiktok compilation that somehow appeared in my recommendations. Imagine my surprise when I saw Kwite! I literally said "You??!" out loud
4:29 FR ADAMS TIKTOK AND YT VIDS ARE SO FUNNY HES SO UNDERRATED
Hope next year isnt as shitty as this year has been for my favorite youtube, kwicock
thank you for this year kwite
kwite posting on my birthday best day ever
Clear pee doesn't mean you've had too much water, it means that your kidneys didn't have much to filter out of your blood. This usually happens because you're overhydrated, which is why a lighter color is often a sign that you're not dehydrated/are well-hydrated. However, a dark color doesn't necessarily mean that you're dehydrated. It could be darker as a result of something that you ate/drank, it could be because you're sick, you have an infection, etc. Usually darker means bad, but most animals tend to have pretty dark urine, and a lot of the time that has to do with certain chemicals that their bodies produce, in addition to their diets.
As a general rule, you don't want to compare human standards to animals; but, you do want to be aware of your pet's waste habits. How often they're going; how much they're going; sudden changes in quantity, frequency, or color. Most of the time, your pet will have a big change in their eating or waste habits before you start to notice behavioral or personality changes as a result of an illness.
kwite, it is my highest honor to declare to you that you currently are and have been my hyperfixation for the past week now. you are absolutely and profoundly welcome for that information.
Can't escape the Guacamole gamerfart 9000 even when not watching badger 😭😭😭😭
The thumbnail goes hard
Imagine thinking Sunday nights are legit worse than a national tragedy
Jfc
My friend just texted me "She they on my them til I nonbinary" and I don't think I'll ever be the same. Just thought I'd share.