Boat Ramp Fail Compilation ! Every Boaters Nightmare List ! (Chit Show)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @OfficialTLG
    @OfficialTLG Год назад +90

    “This is exactly what the guy films for”😂😂 keep its up man good vids

  • @bamadad53
    @bamadad53 Год назад +46

    “Fred” ain’t no dummy. He be hanging around that boat ramp just waiting for one of those drunk boaters to fall off their boat. 😂😂😂

    • @MarkH10
      @MarkH10 6 месяцев назад

      And nobody notices but Fred.

  • @vicariousjohnson9823
    @vicariousjohnson9823 Год назад +16

    The cat just dragging his motor through the parking lot was epic. Just keep on trucking man.

  • @larrysheehan3052
    @larrysheehan3052 Год назад +6

    The boat named “For Pete’s Sake” is totally appropriate! LOL

  • @csrboltfan2643
    @csrboltfan2643 Год назад +61

    The fact that Fred was swimming in the vicinity of that little boy in the water at the ramp is terrifying.

    • @aerodicus
      @aerodicus Год назад +7

      I can’t believe Fred’s still in one piece with all the chaos going on.

    • @MurrDog723NoNeYa-je4bp
      @MurrDog723NoNeYa-je4bp Год назад

      Fred wants out. Been looking for the channel entrance for years now, poor wanker.

  • @marklindberg2230
    @marklindberg2230 Год назад +9

    Great vid dude. The guy yelling at his wife who didn't know how to operate and the guy in the aqua shirt falling out of the boat- epic!

  • @rembassmaster
    @rembassmaster Год назад +6

    I had no clue until i stared watching your videos that so many people who have boats have NO CLUE how to operate them.

  • @bluemule3891
    @bluemule3891 Год назад +42

    Like Jake said, the dude actually said, "that's what the guy is filming for" not, "honey i'm sorry I gave you no training in this" or "oh man that damage is going to cost me", but he is thinking he is going to be on the Chit Show, what a FOOL 🤣🤣🤣
    Blue Mule
    Hialeah to NC

    • @provousa2253
      @provousa2253 Год назад +6

      Some people are just not able to learn things. Example this Guy mad at his Wife likely explained to her many times how to do it she simply cannot' do it... "Chit happens". My Wife crashes our Lexus inside our garage for the past 6 years she simply cannot do it so now vehicle sleeps out side.😵‍💫 Some people are just not so smart to adapt and learn seems like more people are getting this way in USA.

  • @chevy358ci
    @chevy358ci Год назад +5

    Fred gotta be a solid 12 footer! Thanks for the video!

  • @maxmclanahan6821
    @maxmclanahan6821 Год назад +12

    Alfed great show today. Good to see Fred it has been awhile . Thankyou for the Chit Show Alfrede Iam a retired blue-collar worker and have plenty of time to do what I want. So I have watch the Chit Show for hours on hours . Love Fisherman Joe and love his care for marine life (Everyone Eats ). Keep them coming Alfred. Take care my new friend.

  • @alfonsotobenas417
    @alfonsotobenas417 Год назад +6

    I love Compilations , great Job Alfred

  • @herberthill9425
    @herberthill9425 Год назад +6

    Wow, I remember most of these clips!!! Chit Show loves to share “Fred moments.” Wishes for continued success, Alfred Montaner!!! 🤜🤛👍

    • @atnfn
      @atnfn Год назад

      Has fred eaten anyone?

  • @tonychavez2083
    @tonychavez2083 Год назад +10

    These were good picks Alfred! Pure entertainment while I’m sitting in the airport…

  • @billschafer9668
    @billschafer9668 Год назад +2

    Hilarious and sad all at the same time. The crunching makes my stomach turn.

  • @mikeo.750
    @mikeo.750 Год назад +5

    We saw many of these the first time and enjoyed watching the highlights as much.
    Great video.
    Mike in SC

  • @randyporter3491
    @randyporter3491 Год назад +4

    How can you not love Fred ?? Fred is just cool as hell. Great video as always Alfred !

    • @MAGApepe
      @MAGApepe Год назад

      till he eats someone

  • @supervillain3213
    @supervillain3213 Год назад +4

    They were talking about Chit Show on the radio this morning in Orlando.

  • @kathyyeager6055
    @kathyyeager6055 Год назад +5

    Alfred the best of these are the ones with your comment and reactions! Without you saying 'look at em look at em look em look at em' it's just not the same ❤❤❤

  • @KathyWilcox-vx2vj
    @KathyWilcox-vx2vj Год назад +7

    There really should be an IQ test given before. Anyone can register or get behind the wheel of a boat..I myself am a boat owner and can't believe the things I see and makes me sick thank you. For standing out there with the bugs and giving us be insight of these idiots

  • @flybyairplane3528
    @flybyairplane3528 Год назад +3

    ALFD,HELLO,WHAT WAS THAT FIRE,IN A BOAT ? FRED SEEMS HUGHE !Stay well🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @CosgroveNotts
    @CosgroveNotts Год назад +7

    None of them paid first payment on boat yet 😂

  • @leondraw1766
    @leondraw1766 6 месяцев назад

    I bet everyone just loves you recording them and causing them even more embarrassment. You're such a hero.

  • @robertwolfe8680
    @robertwolfe8680 Год назад +4

    Waiting for Fred to get lunch with those two paddling by hand.

  • @chubbrock659
    @chubbrock659 Год назад +3

    "this is what the guy films for" 🤣

  • @martyvanduzer9263
    @martyvanduzer9263 Год назад +4

    Fred is my HERO !

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад

      A hungry croc floating in the water waiting for his next meal is your hero? OK.

  • @emomuzz5883
    @emomuzz5883 Год назад +1

    Watching your vids makes me feel smarter!

  • @jonathaniszorro
    @jonathaniszorro Год назад +5

    I need 10 hours of those two dudes trying to paddle with their hands!!! LMFAO

  • @nathanmitten5355
    @nathanmitten5355 Год назад +4

    Lol, "this is what the guy films for"
    Yes... Yes it is

  • @TheOutdoorDaileys
    @TheOutdoorDaileys Год назад +13

    That guy yelling at his wife hurt me a little. As one half of a husband/wife team, that's the situation and reaction that I'm scared of. God grant me patience....

    • @ricbarker4829
      @ricbarker4829 Год назад +6

      I remember 42 years ago when my then girlfriend walked into the house and said she had hit the carport pole with the car. She had a terrified look on on her face. I went outside and had a look, shrugged my shoulders and said it's no big deal. She said "how come you aren't mad", I said something along the lines of "it's just a car babe".

    • @chrishoyt0917
      @chrishoyt0917 Год назад

      I screamed at my wife one time when I told her to hold the rope while I parked the trailer. She dropped it and when I came back the boat was 20 feet away. Held up the whole ramp!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад

      @@chrishoyt0917 - She had one job.

  • @Rock-Bottem1982
    @Rock-Bottem1982 Год назад +5

    The ONLY mistakes that 99% of these captains did, was becoming a captain. That's it

  • @Dr.Z73
    @Dr.Z73 Год назад +7

    The guy at 10:12. Thats who I want to go boating with. Be a hell of a day at sea.

    • @amrak5028
      @amrak5028 Год назад +1

      I was thinking that about 9:12 Guy!

  • @JoseMartinez-qn7vt
    @JoseMartinez-qn7vt Год назад +3

    Nice to see you out there totally awesome “”

  • @TheBoz1911
    @TheBoz1911 Год назад +3

    Fred - the STAR

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 Год назад +2

    8:52 dang i can't believe mans didn't fall in

  • @HEADSPINSTV
    @HEADSPINSTV 11 месяцев назад +1

    There are some serious bad captains. Holy!!! And where at the bumpers!!!

  • @jarrodforet3557
    @jarrodforet3557 Год назад +2

    Hey man those people should check out crocodiles because they can jump out the water the length of their bodies and that short warf won't save them if he decides to go after them

  • @justgearheadstuff2718
    @justgearheadstuff2718 Год назад

    Whenever i make a tiny mistake or don't get our 20' pontoon on the rails the first try because of high winds. I just watch this, makes me feel so much better.

  • @Matspyropowerhouse
    @Matspyropowerhouse Год назад +1

    You made that guys ego go nuts 😂

  • @unlimitedj06
    @unlimitedj06 Год назад +4

    🤣😂🤣 divorce court evidence. Hahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bassjammincaleb
    @bassjammincaleb Год назад +1

    The look on those Crocs Faces say “ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…RIBS! There just hoping some delicious drunk falls in the water

  • @GdubCollections
    @GdubCollections 3 месяца назад

    The fact that the alligator made a debut in the first clip was funny 😂

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 Год назад +2

    Love this video, Mr.Alfred!!

  • @ronbaban8253
    @ronbaban8253 Год назад +1

    Already iam from new jersey great show

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Год назад +4

    I couldn't care less if the NFL and MLB disappeared tomorrow.
    But THIS is the sort of highlight reel I can truly enjoy!

  • @jseadog1394
    @jseadog1394 Год назад +4

    It's amazing how money makes you feel smart when, in reality, it illustrates stupid areas outside of the arena in which you created the money.

  • @dawnroswall2327
    @dawnroswall2327 Год назад +3

    As someone who boats in a state with no crocodiles, how do you folks willingly get in that water

  • @armysenior1780
    @armysenior1780 Год назад +3

    I have seen a lot of Chit Shows in my time but this is the first one that had me screaming at the screen. "Watch out" "Oh God! Don't hit that boat!" "Get that kid away from the water!"
    I'm worn out. I think I need a nap. And Albert with the commentary - yay!
    To the little p@ssy that flipped off the camera - Mad bro??? What you scared of?? 😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickpat8878
    @patrickpat8878 Год назад +2

    It’s fun to see how those boats has no control at low speed compared to a sailboat

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад +1

      If I were buying a powerboat, I'd want bow and stern thrusters.

  • @danieltodd9038
    @danieltodd9038 Год назад +3

    There's a lot of current at those landings. I imagine it is pretty tough coming in smooth.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Год назад +1

      There's plenty of ebb tides too, they are six hours apart. They last for 30 minutes each. Have a nice Day.

  • @takagienterprises
    @takagienterprises Год назад +2

    Wow! Proof that a lot of people have no business owning or operating a boat.

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ Год назад

    Good stuff thus far! Ready for the summer when the block is hot! Always thankful when you post. We finally broke 60F this week! Cheers from 48N

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas Год назад +2

    I’m laughing so hard I can’t chit.
    I’m sorry I missed you last week. I was in Miami.
    Oye you should go to the meet and greet at the big chill on the 29th and film all those RUclips guys. And give a shout out to the Gman from texas cause I’m gonna miss the event. I’m back home.

  • @davespicer7838
    @davespicer7838 Год назад +1

    For Pete’s Sake apparently had the right name.

  • @donb347
    @donb347 Год назад +2

    Surprised they don't bring a couple of oars. You can save a lot of situations with them.

  • @terrymakstaller3094
    @terrymakstaller3094 Год назад

    Best ramp content
    right here.

  • @stanleyone5222
    @stanleyone5222 Год назад

    Best show ever. Nice looking 100lb lady saves the day! I don't get why people try to turn around in the slip, that's never an option. Back in my boating days I had to load up with a fast current on the Potomac River, the only ploy was move fast and don't make a mistake! Fred, he's funny lol 😂

  • @RoundTownWithMike
    @RoundTownWithMike Год назад +2

    crazy that you need a drivers license for a car but not for a boat

    • @armysenior1780
      @armysenior1780 Год назад

      They finally changed that in California. When I was young, 9 years, I used to drive the family boat pulling my dad and two brothers on skis. I wasn't old enough to observe so Mom did that! And docking was a breeze. It never ceases to amaze how lousy these people are at docking. 😯

  • @toxicpil4u
    @toxicpil4u Год назад

    That’s why he’s here filming!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @totalidiotsfails
    @totalidiotsfails Год назад +2

    oh, these are great moments and lessons for amateurs

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 Год назад +1

    I like fred. Seems like a laid back gator id have a beer with...

  • @MrBobbyBX
    @MrBobbyBX Год назад +3

    A day later and I still can’t stop laughing! This would be even better with Chit Show drone footage!😂😂😂

    • @armysenior1780
      @armysenior1780 Год назад +2

      Drone laws do not allow flying in this area. The laws have become stiffer.

    • @MrBobbyBX
      @MrBobbyBX Год назад +1

      @@armysenior1780 That sucks, the overhead HD footage with instant-replay would amplify the entertainment value. Either way the Chit Show will go on🤣🤣🤣

    • @armysenior1780
      @armysenior1780 Год назад +1

      @@MrBobbyBX I agree. My roommate and I have several drones. You have to get a license with the FAA now and the rules are endless. No flying over people, no flying over houses, no flying over gatherings of people, no flying over crime scenes. And on and on and on. 😠

    • @MrBobbyBX
      @MrBobbyBX Год назад +3

      I find myself tempted to point out the jack@ssery of the drone rules and regs, but I digress I'll just have to imagine the panic look on the face of the guy who smashed his boat into the corner of the dock and if he saw Alfred filming!

    • @Roger-gm9tl
      @Roger-gm9tl Год назад +1

      You got to be Cubano w/all that voice drama, remember all that from NYC in 70s-80s, plus best cubano sandwiches !

  • @pandoraaphrodite3375
    @pandoraaphrodite3375 Год назад +1

    8:41 that's a community of support lol 😮😅😂

  • @glennmacrae8107
    @glennmacrae8107 Год назад +1

    U Alfred have the patients of a saint !

  • @Bigboi12371
    @Bigboi12371 Год назад +2

    I’ve had my fair shares of mess ups at the ramp but how just how do people mess up this bad😂😂😂

  • @ronniek4279
    @ronniek4279 Год назад +5

    You should fly a flag there that says CHIT SHOW on it.

    • @armysenior1780
      @armysenior1780 Год назад +1

      Now THAT is a good idea. Put it on a whip and plant it above you. Somebody in FL make that happen.

  • @jamesa6272
    @jamesa6272 Год назад +1

    Man that little 18 Hp with the guy in the water would be great for my row boat!

  • @Gitfiddle
    @Gitfiddle 4 месяца назад

    If you think you might be going too fast on the water you’re going WAAAAAAY too fast. 😂

  • @bbrut3332
    @bbrut3332 Год назад +1

    Missed your hilarious vids since moving to Tx 2 years ago. Looks like the boat captains are still learning how to dock and undock....lol

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak5028 Год назад

    I'm late to the party. Excellent Compilation KOH. 230K views in a Day! outstanding. Fine mix of videos. Happy to say nice seeing them grouped together with GREAT "Editing" from The Chit Shed Head. Thanks AM

  • @janenewilliams8028
    @janenewilliams8028 Год назад +1

    The time 11 minutes 17 seconds when that kid was reaching down in the water from that dock Fred was looking at that kid like please jump in kid please I'm hungry

  • @bryanyoder4161
    @bryanyoder4161 Год назад +2

    love fred!!!!!

  • @jimjimmyjam8242
    @jimjimmyjam8242 Год назад +1

    It blows me away how many people own boats and cant dock or trailer them

  • @patrickdiehl6813
    @patrickdiehl6813 Год назад

    WOW, That's a boatload of Chit!!🤣🤣🤣 You Should do a compostilation of the best of the Chit Show year and put it up on New Years Day So we can all feel better about our hangovers😂😂😂 Great Job Alfred, This was a treat!

  • @laraschauble
    @laraschauble Год назад +1

    My husband and I are not boaters...but at the 1:14 mark..the guy yelling at his girl, IS EXACTLY like my husband towards me whenever he wants me to help him in whatever project he's doing around the house 🙄 ...I no longer help him..he's on his own....don't ask for my help to only yell at me while helping you....

  • @johnhempstead3074
    @johnhempstead3074 Год назад +1

    I am beyond supprised and the unqualified boat skippers here, not to mention the drivers backing trailers. lts scary to be on the water with these idiots.

  • @donnamarierants
    @donnamarierants Год назад +1

    HALF THESE NITWITS SHOULD NOT BE NEAR A "SPEED" BOAT! IT'S CRAZY.. AND, WHY ARE THERE NO BUMPERS ON ANY OF THE DOCKS? I'M WAITING TO SEE SOMEONE TAKE OUT AN ENTIRE PIER ONE DAY⚓️ THANX 4 FUN🤩

  • @martinheath9973
    @martinheath9973 Месяц назад

    Fred is the smartest one of the whole crew.

  • @MikeBoutdoors
    @MikeBoutdoors Год назад +2

    The person dragging their skeg the whole way out hurt to watch. Especially on a fairly new Yamaha. 😢

  • @KM.130
    @KM.130 Год назад

    That was a great video. Still feeling bad for the woman at the helm of the Scout!

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 Год назад +3

    !CHEECHOO!!!🤣🤣🤣FRED!!!!❤🐊🐊🐊

    • @michaelowens3959
      @michaelowens3959 Год назад

      What the name of your channel buddy? CheeChoo 👍🏻😂🤣😂

    • @teresacastro8899
      @teresacastro8899 Год назад

      Its chit show! But that's what the guy who was screaming at his wife said.

  • @bearknuckles100
    @bearknuckles100 Год назад +2

    Why on earth don't they have tires or other rubber bumpers on those dock corners? Guarantee to damage boat hulls

    • @billeldon
      @billeldon 5 месяцев назад

      You’re not supposed to hit them.

  • @timmiller5170
    @timmiller5170 Год назад

    I see all the want a bees are out today, great show love Fred, from Nevada.

  • @raymondmanderville505
    @raymondmanderville505 Год назад +3

    There’s money to be made by opening a boat ramp school

  • @hershall_3162
    @hershall_3162 Год назад +3

    If that guy yells at his wife in front of people over a accident I can’t imagine what he does at home lol mental

    • @hershall_3162
      @hershall_3162 10 месяцев назад

      Listen, he knew before they left the house she didn’t know how to load the boat. If he was that concerned he should have brung his boys or something. Ppl take shit way too serious. I used to have my girlfriend help and she wasn’t a pro but it was help. As long as we didn’t fck anybody else’s sht up and nobody got hurt. Who gives a fck. Dude is mental fr and I feel bad she gotta live with him. She got cussed out the whole way home and will be scared to help him every time they go now

  • @markg.2501
    @markg.2501 Год назад +1

    Just because you CAN....doesn't mean you SHOULD own a boat.

  • @laurenball1392
    @laurenball1392 Год назад +1

    Wildlife and Fisheries gonna relocate Fred. He is way to comfortable around people because they feed him.

  • @kelliwright7729
    @kelliwright7729 Год назад +2

    Just because you have the money to buy an expensive boat, that doesn't mean you know how to operate it on the waterways or in this case at the boat launches.Water safety is first an upmost important before you invite family & friends to join you.

  • @janenewilliams8028
    @janenewilliams8028 Год назад +4

    Some people should not be allowed on the water with a boat.

  • @derekmorris1739
    @derekmorris1739 Год назад

    I love Fred.

  • @connorkrukowski6600
    @connorkrukowski6600 Год назад +1

    First time viewer and this caused me so much pain and anguish.. lmao these people are clueless

  • @MyBlip
    @MyBlip Год назад +4

    I had a pretty simple 18' center console boat that me and a friend of mine went out on all the time. Launching at Dana Point Harbor. We never ever had problems like this. It is almost as if these people are brain dead. How does this happen?

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад +1

      They spend 10s of thousands on the boat, zero on training/lessons. Power Squadron certification should be mandatory to getting a boating licence.

  • @Heartmedicemtp
    @Heartmedicemtp Год назад

    Loved this show 😂

  • @arktseytlin
    @arktseytlin Год назад +1

    Ands thats why I have a sailboat in the slip instead :)

  • @DogmanOutdoorsEntertainment
    @DogmanOutdoorsEntertainment Год назад

    Awesome, just awesome

  • @one007guy
    @one007guy Год назад +3

    The white dude who flipped you off...hope he doesn't fall in and say hello to Fred! lol

  • @Captain_Brian
    @Captain_Brian Год назад +3

    That kid would have been a snack

  • @user-sn6dz2ie4k
    @user-sn6dz2ie4k Год назад +1

    90% of these people should not be in the sea. They are a danger to themselves and the others

  • @DrEd-th2lu
    @DrEd-th2lu Год назад +3

    As a very experienced boater, remind me NEVER to get near that ramp. 😊

  • @aerodicus
    @aerodicus Год назад +2

    Dam this is hard to watch, and to imagine these people drove here..

  • @themourning1783
    @themourning1783 3 месяца назад

    I mean sure there is a connection between you and the alligator HUNGER.