Brewstew - Being Broke

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @samlibs1325
    @samlibs1325 7 лет назад +5113

    “I wouldn’t recommend being poor.”
    Good fucking advice

  • @depressedpumpkin7290
    @depressedpumpkin7290 6 лет назад +933

    I volunteer at a local church food bank. We get lots of young people coming in that aren't homeless for a meal. If you're hungry and need help, look for a local soup kitchen or food bank. Just remember to give back in the future once you're out of your rut.

    • @wirelessgrapes2242
      @wirelessgrapes2242 2 года назад +16

      Food is the easiest thing to get assistance with, it costs more to restart your water service than it does to pay the water bill, and really never give in on rent

    • @thelight3112
      @thelight3112 2 года назад +6

      @@wirelessgrapes2242The key is to go turn on your water service yourself. Same with electric.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 года назад +1

      @@thelight3112 that’s illegal

    • @heliumpimp6664
      @heliumpimp6664 2 года назад

      but then this bit would of sucked?

    • @thelight3112
      @thelight3112 2 года назад +13

      @@zerotodona1495 Only if you get caught.
      I would personally be fine with my water + electric bill going up a little bit if it means that people in my area don't have to live without access to clean water or electric lights/cooking.

  • @No-gj8uk
    @No-gj8uk 5 лет назад +7933

    tyler: cant afford a box of hamburger helper
    also tyler: *buys electric toaster oven*

    • @adrianyourlordandsaviour
      @adrianyourlordandsaviour 5 лет назад +296

      Zacky Animations a toaster oven is cheap it’s like 20$

    • @Ex0dus24
      @Ex0dus24 5 лет назад +477

      Well that’s because he bought it on Friday

    • @TheTWEEK95
      @TheTWEEK95 5 лет назад +147

      Maybe it was their neighbors and they stole it out of the basement lol

    • @JonasAmick
      @JonasAmick 5 лет назад +16

      the one and only , there is another

    • @morganrussman
      @morganrussman 5 лет назад +16

      @@Ex0dus24Are you talking about black Friday?

  • @TheBenLemonade
    @TheBenLemonade 2 года назад +2499

    Man this shit was so real, I kept laughing at how real this is. A lot of nights eating rice and ketchup, and using the cold shower to clean my ass.
    My favorite tho was once when we got pizza. There was a place downstairs that sold pizza for ~60 cents per slice, back when the exchange rate was better. Some basic math means that a whole pizza was about $5. My friend and I dug through the whole flat and managed to scrape together exactly how much we needed.
    We were so happy skipping our way down to the pizza place to get a WHOLE pizza. We ordered, and then we are getting ready to pick up our pizza. But these fuckers wanted another 60 cents for the box, which we just didn’t have. They were saying they might just give us back our money, but we were not having that. So I grabbed some newspaper from the register, put them on my arms, and told them to load it up. They thought I was joking at first, but we weren’t playing. They loaded that fresh-hot, greasy-ass pizza directly onto my arms and I carried that shit like baby Jesus back upstairs

    • @belisariustirto
      @belisariustirto 2 года назад +159

      Cold shower would high key be cleaner than wiping with random shit tbh

    • @wuneach
      @wuneach 2 года назад +84

      I’m crying bro 😭

    • @goinggaga4ladygaga
      @goinggaga4ladygaga 2 года назад +119

      Sweet baby cheesus 🍕

    • @hiranom20
      @hiranom20 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaydayxe2973
      @kaydayxe2973 2 года назад +14

      😂😂😂

  • @zroom4596
    @zroom4596 6 лет назад +920

    "your not wiping with me buddy, no siree. "
    I died

  • @fakkuyu641
    @fakkuyu641 6 лет назад +342

    0:45 lol that's some accuracy right there

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 2 года назад +536

    I grew up poor and this video just hit home so hard. One time I lived with my brother because we rented a apartment together. But for the first few months money was tight I mean tight. We went days without food. I think the lowest point was when my neighbors got kicked out and my brother and I broke into their place and raided their fridge and cabinets for any left over food they had. I'll say this after two weeks of having little to no food that box of spaghetti noodles and sauce was the best thing I have ever tasted. Thankfully things picked up shortly after but that was a rough period in my life.

    • @nickjames9764
      @nickjames9764 2 года назад +8

      Jeez

    • @b1njjj95
      @b1njjj95 2 года назад +6

      Damnnn!

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 года назад +37

      Has no one ever heard of churches and church run thrift stores? They will feed you. They collect food and free stuff to do exactly that! At my work I fill up two shopping carts loaded with baked goods. Sometimes it's almost all vanilla generic birthday cakes but...The meat department donates day old meat products. So you could probably live on free day old cake and meat right..? 🤷

    • @Ibloop
      @Ibloop Год назад +1

      Are you doing any better now?

    • @siicoviiciouse1629
      @siicoviiciouse1629 11 месяцев назад

      How ? Did u get caught?

  • @mitchellelliott4804
    @mitchellelliott4804 2 года назад +209

    Ramen and Mac and cheese has saved me from starving many times.

    • @jad2290
      @jad2290 2 года назад +1

      You can starve on that , no protein .

    • @mitchellelliott4804
      @mitchellelliott4804 2 года назад +10

      @@jad2290 obviously I didn't.

    • @mitchellelliott4804
      @mitchellelliott4804 2 года назад +10

      @@jad2290 when your rent is what you are bringing in every two weeks you have to eat what you can afford and if ramen is all you can afford that that's what you eat.

    • @p.s.l7777
      @p.s.l7777 2 года назад +5

      true ramen is king for the poor

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 6 месяцев назад +1

      When I was in my early 20's, I got laid off from and found myself out of work for 6-7 months. I remember eating a lot of Top Ramen like prison commissary.

  • @defaulticon8247
    @defaulticon8247 5 лет назад +8127

    "I wouldn't recommend being poor"
    *Poverty rate drop to 0%*

  • @aaronruehrwein6248
    @aaronruehrwein6248 5 лет назад +334

    “Aw well looks like we’re fu*ked” lol

  • @mehdibelabed2967
    @mehdibelabed2967 7 лет назад +568

    You can't feel hungry when you're asleep 😂😂 I've been there

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 7 лет назад +2

      Mehdi Belabed sameee

    • @tookie223._.5
      @tookie223._.5 7 лет назад +6

      Mehdi Belabed we've all had those times in our lives.

    • @aarongreen27yearsago96
      @aarongreen27yearsago96 7 лет назад +9

      Can't be hungry if you're dead...

    • @mehdibelabed2967
      @mehdibelabed2967 7 лет назад +1

      The ChairSofters Maan sometimes I feel hungry even in my sleep

    • @mehdibelabed2967
      @mehdibelabed2967 7 лет назад

      Aaron Green Yeah i had moments I wished I was dead for being too hungry

  • @Gourmondise
    @Gourmondise 2 года назад +243

    Unfortunately I can relate to this story. When I was 14 sadly the electricity company dismantled the meter at our house due to unpaid bills. We didn't have electricity for the next 2 years. I had to charge my phone at my cousin's house or where my sister worked or whoever was nice enough to charge my phone. The only upside of the early 2000 phones were the battery life which lasted about 2-3 weeks on one charge. My dad made a makeshift charger from batteries and he used that to change some of the phones in the house except mine as somehow the Nokia 3210 didn't want to take charge from batteries.
    Summers were warm and okay even without electricity but the winters very cold. My dad used a tiny log burner furnace to keep the house relatively warm but the temperature never succeeded 14 Celsius in the house. Having a shower wasn't a thing either as that would probably cause hypothermia due to the ice cold water from the taps, so the family got used to partially bathe next to the log burner with some water that was warmed up on the burner. We haven't had the gas installed in the house due to major expense problems at the time of the construction so my dad used a gas barrel which we changed whenever it ran out.
    All in all we somehow managed to survive that 2 harsh years even with my parents worse than average income. So yeah, being broke is no fun at all.

    • @jjmartchev
      @jjmartchev 2 года назад +13

      Dude I am so sorry to hear that I hope your life is much better now

    • @zisjustasidewaysn287
      @zisjustasidewaysn287 2 года назад +3

      Idk but I was imagining your dad as jet stream Sam

    • @swastikazero3325
      @swastikazero3325 2 года назад +2

      I hope you are in a good place now

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 2 года назад +2

      @@zisjustasidewaysn287 why? Lol it makes no sense 🤣 you just picture the guy from Metal Gear Rising? Wtf
      Bro is telling his life story about his family struggling and you come here and talk about a video game character 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 2 года назад +3

      Anyways I hope you are doing better now, you and your family.

  • @jm-ng8sy
    @jm-ng8sy 7 лет назад +219

    1:01 yes, but you can't sleep when the duplex is haunted

    • @Shinobi_Jeff
      @Shinobi_Jeff 7 лет назад +2

      Memetastic lol

    • @yumi3319
      @yumi3319 7 лет назад +2

      Memetastic What if It was 3:01 PM?

    • @shepherd8171
      @shepherd8171 7 лет назад +2

      Lightly taps head

    • @mayorquinespinoza
      @mayorquinespinoza 7 лет назад +4

      It’s sleeping with the lights on time. Lol

    • @Jack-lf3pf
      @Jack-lf3pf 7 лет назад +2

      Memetastic *sees Memetastics profile pic* Oh my gosth is that FROM CUPSTH HEADSTH *Heavy breathing*

  • @BabyThreatNem
    @BabyThreatNem 5 лет назад +1988

    “McDonald’s napkins and coffee filters”I felt that😔

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 лет назад +41

      yeah but have you used corn cobs?

    • @FS-uy1no
      @FS-uy1no 5 лет назад +7

      Scrape the shit off with a scalpel

    • @aquiegaloucura
      @aquiegaloucura 5 лет назад +22

      Aren't coffee filters designed for liquid to flow through them

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 5 лет назад

      Plastic spoons

    • @dac518
      @dac518 5 лет назад +6

      @@Sp1n1985 go burn in hell

  • @Antonioyohn
    @Antonioyohn 5 лет назад +529

    When u get hamburger helper and can’t afford hamburger meat

    • @moregenroete
      @moregenroete 4 года назад +36

      You call it helper

    • @Antonioyohn
      @Antonioyohn 4 года назад +4

      moregenroete what do u call it

    • @codyschmidt5155
      @codyschmidt5155 4 года назад +6

      Actually the cheesy Italian shells are pretty good without the hamburger

  • @confusedpaladin7181
    @confusedpaladin7181 2 года назад +116

    Back in the 2000s a Sears catalog went a long ways if you had no toilet paper

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 года назад +6

      With the waxy smooth pages? That's impossible!

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 2 года назад +4

      McDonald's napkins

    • @ChewyChicken589
      @ChewyChicken589 9 месяцев назад +1

      It could also replace the internet in a pinch if you know what I mean

  • @mr.consent5509
    @mr.consent5509 5 лет назад +265

    "Bring in the vacuum"!!

  • @digi2848
    @digi2848 6 лет назад +12589

    So it's clear he's never heard of the magical food called ramen.

    • @cdcastro7986
      @cdcastro7986 6 лет назад +802

      Cuz he's a true amurican.

    • @ashley-cn3rz
      @ashley-cn3rz 6 лет назад +1149

      That's a secret you learn in college

    • @ohector27
      @ohector27 6 лет назад +324

      @@iwillnever4giveyou742 where tf do you live?

    • @ezedits2222
      @ezedits2222 6 лет назад +120

      Ramen is life

    • @turtleshed5889
      @turtleshed5889 6 лет назад +210

      if i dont have ramen at least once every month i will flip my shit

  • @s.aladlord
    @s.aladlord 7 лет назад +349

    It’s always a good day when brewstew uploads.

    • @pkomegathunders1342
      @pkomegathunders1342 7 лет назад +2

      Salad Lord yeah but the Pakistan thing he said was kinda raciast because my dads side of the family is Pakistani

    • @s.aladlord
      @s.aladlord 7 лет назад +3

      Yea it kinda sucks that the funniest people can be racist sometimes.

    • @pkomegathunders1342
      @pkomegathunders1342 7 лет назад +2

      Salad Lord yeah but that's okay it's how they make money

    • @randomuser1687
      @randomuser1687 7 лет назад +1

      pk omega thunders suck it up snowflake

    • @pkomegathunders1342
      @pkomegathunders1342 7 лет назад +1

      Salad Lord dude it doesn't matter

  • @MarsM13
    @MarsM13 2 года назад +719

    He's been on his own since 17? Underneath the humor is some real pain.

    • @KnightTrippin
      @KnightTrippin 2 года назад +19

      😔

    • @scriptedjava9265
      @scriptedjava9265 2 года назад +74

      That’s where humor comes from.

    • @stayfresh8090
      @stayfresh8090 2 года назад +13

      I don't know if this has to denote pain I haven't lived with my parents since 16 and I don't count it as pain it was just what was for me

    • @Nathansmith-eg8zg
      @Nathansmith-eg8zg 2 года назад +3

      yeah : (

    • @PREPFORIT
      @PREPFORIT 2 года назад +13

      He also had to kill someone to survive.

  • @prickleykuriboh19
    @prickleykuriboh19 4 года назад +2652

    If he only knew how valuable that book idea would be in 2020

  • @Arpzy
    @Arpzy 7 лет назад +3829

    Painfully relatable, plus the rats that refuse to pay their side of rent. If you're gonna be a chef, you can cover a bill at least. C'mon.
    Keep it up, Brewstew!

    • @oshz-chan2680
      @oshz-chan2680 6 лет назад +8

      BlackSen oooommmmggggg

    • @hagan1503
      @hagan1503 6 лет назад +5

      BlackSen who are u ???

    • @oshz-chan2680
      @oshz-chan2680 6 лет назад +2

      AREON a pretty famouse RUclipsr with awesome animations

    • @leejanderson2
      @leejanderson2 6 лет назад +13

      BlackSen I said to the landlord after moving in a place that I never experienced bed bugs or cockroaches ...ants yes but Nadia else....all of a sudden I had this problem and its cost me a fortune..... and all kinds of things that I've Loved along the way...I had to get rid of.... Next thing I know I'm fighting this and he's trying to come out to me and still make me pay rent....without pre disclosuring this....I finally said to him... well just like you said and even before I saw you say it.... I replied back to the landlord stating the fact that the Cockroaches and bed bugs never paid me this share of the rent money....!!!lol!!!
      I think that is so funny then I think some of the same random thought other people think of... See we have more in common than we know as human beings...!!!!!!

    • @summerhew7038
      @summerhew7038 4 года назад

      I love ants

  • @GeoKingNavia
    @GeoKingNavia 3 года назад +1484

    Legendary man, even when he was poor he never sold his Holographic Charizard

    • @clashy9309
      @clashy9309 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 3 года назад +52

      That's for emergencies

    • @yorukazato8074
      @yorukazato8074 2 года назад +70

      Even while broke if he has that holographic Charizard he has the world by its ass. He'd be stupid to sell it!

    • @bbb_888
      @bbb_888 2 года назад +6

      How do you know he collects Pokémon cards??

    • @yorukazato8074
      @yorukazato8074 2 года назад +16

      @@bbb_888 is this a joke? Or have you legit not watched Brewstew b4?

  • @davidgarner7948
    @davidgarner7948 2 года назад +151

    On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 8 месяцев назад +3

      Did you complete your mission?

    • @davidgarner7948
      @davidgarner7948 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@hewhobattles8869 several times over. I watch Brewstew before bed.

    • @StayKindUnwind
      @StayKindUnwind 5 месяцев назад

      Imagine paying money for something that's free😂 you tard

  • @tiagodelerue2479
    @tiagodelerue2479 4 года назад +255

    We all laughed at him when he found alternatives to toilet paper, but little did we know he was a visionary

  • @darkmoon3139
    @darkmoon3139 6 лет назад +2703

    The dollar store is a magical place for a poor person

    • @krislillies7460
      @krislillies7460 6 лет назад +145

      I have wealth and I use dollar stores all the time. Why not get the same brand for a cheaper value

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 6 лет назад +55

      @@DiegoLopez-or6ky right! It's literally just less to make it a buck... But watching idiots thinking they're getting a good deal at dollar tree is entertaining

    • @Invrexs
      @Invrexs 6 лет назад +28

      They got them 1.25liters of coca cola, pepsi, mountain dew, you name it. For it just 1 buck. Not kidding, a dollar.

    • @DystopianPigeon
      @DystopianPigeon 6 лет назад +29

      Michael Smith So you say ramen but don't bring up literally everything else that's cheaper at dollar tree than anywhere else? Great argument,10/10.

    • @SonGoku-hh7ze
      @SonGoku-hh7ze 6 лет назад +27

      Dollar tree is heaven for a college student

  • @drprocess3816
    @drprocess3816 4 года назад +1661

    Getting kicked out of my mothers house and this kind of gives me hope that even though it’ll be hectic I can make it alone this young

    • @jackmehoff2363
      @jackmehoff2363 3 года назад +182

      You have two outcomes. 1. You dont make it and you die and all of your suffering is over.
      2. You do make it and your suffering is over.
      Now there is a 3rd option. Butt i suggest you dont think about it, read it at your own risk
      3. You dont die and you dont make it and you just suffer forever. Jeez i hope that doesnt happen.

    • @fungling7982
      @fungling7982 3 года назад +179

      @@jackmehoff2363 Thanks Satan

    • @unspokenreality715
      @unspokenreality715 3 года назад +3

      Wait holdup

    • @thatbootlegninja
      @thatbootlegninja 3 года назад +2

      Holy shit you should be good. I'm sorry for you.

    • @Hanz7432
      @Hanz7432 3 года назад +9

      Why did you get kicked out?

  • @jessyg17
    @jessyg17 2 года назад +12

    One time when I was a kid my mom told us we were going to have a living room campout! We built a huge fort with couch cushions and blankets, and since we were "camping", we couldn't watch tv or turn on the lights. Instead we had all of these candles and flashlights, we sat by the fireplace and played board games, and we all slept there that night on the floor in the living room, even mom and dad! I thought it was so special.
    It was like 10 years later when I looked back and realized we did that because the power got shut off. My parents were keeping us warm together by the wood fireplace so we didn't all freeze (we didn't have central heat anyway, just two small electric heaters we moved from room to room wherever we were, usually one for my parents and one for mine and my brother's room). It broke my heart when I realized that, but a million thanks to my parents who gave me a treasured memory instead of a sad night. It must have taken a lot of strength and love to put on a smile and play with us when they were probably so stressed out.

  • @71RossStudios
    @71RossStudios 5 лет назад +919

    “Like it’s the last helicopter out of Vietnam” 😂😂

    • @D09uin
      @D09uin 5 лет назад +10

      And there's only one seat left

    • @davidmartin9225
      @davidmartin9225 5 лет назад +13

      And there's a napalm strike in your sector

    • @1degRazz
      @1degRazz 5 лет назад +1

      I would like the comment but it’s on 420

    • @oduscalypto9788
      @oduscalypto9788 5 лет назад

      Viet Cong is moving on your position look out

    • @aidenlimbu3290
      @aidenlimbu3290 5 лет назад

      L

  • @kermitthehermit7657
    @kermitthehermit7657 4 года назад +637

    " I've wiped my ass with so many things I could write a book about it" Well that book might come in handy cuz toilet paper is GONE now cuz of coronavirus

    • @jkzeje
      @jkzeje 4 года назад +2

      As a Latino I don't understand why people can't wipe their ads with days As I

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 года назад +5

      @Li1 SheP It's just a comment dude this isn't a letter to the HR.

    • @themanwithnoname2183
      @themanwithnoname2183 4 года назад +7

      Li1 SheP hey fuck you

    • @phdblack3705
      @phdblack3705 4 года назад +3

      @Li1 SheP love you nigga say it back no homo i got socks on

    • @phdblack3705
      @phdblack3705 4 года назад +3

      @Li1 SheP awe fuck yea ;)

  • @radishjuice1934
    @radishjuice1934 4 года назад +736

    “I wouldn’t recommend being poor”
    -Brewstew 2018

  • @elishank1548
    @elishank1548 2 года назад +60

    I remember being in the same situation and I would call my parents and grandparents twice a week to see if I could come over for dinner

  • @ShyColdChris
    @ShyColdChris 7 лет назад +617

    It's a great day when you get dismissed early from school and Brewstew uploads a video.

    • @castiyooo
      @castiyooo 7 лет назад +9

      ShyColdChris better when school gets cancelled 2 days

    • @ShyColdChris
      @ShyColdChris 7 лет назад +4

      FlyT Rokett but sucks when you have to make up those days

    • @michaeldoughton5896
      @michaeldoughton5896 7 лет назад

      Same

    • @MorbidNiphilim
      @MorbidNiphilim 7 лет назад

      FlyT Rokett you live in texas

    • @g.a.c.6488
      @g.a.c.6488 7 лет назад +1

      You
      Gotta love Tuesday

  • @SaopauloCBF
    @SaopauloCBF 4 года назад +707

    “Being poor sucks I wouldn’t recommend being poor”
    “Well boys we did it bieng poor is no more”

  • @xuexingjie
    @xuexingjie 6 лет назад +781

    Can’t ya just steal the toilet paper from a public restroom?

    • @gsfbffxpdhhdf7043
      @gsfbffxpdhhdf7043 6 лет назад +24

      Luna yes u can i have done it.

    • @justanotherredneckwithacom1315
      @justanotherredneckwithacom1315 6 лет назад +22

      Bring a backpack

    • @mefoy3766
      @mefoy3766 5 лет назад +8

      Luna no that stuff is too thin

    • @nathanm8792
      @nathanm8792 5 лет назад +6

      @@mefoy3766 try a leaf take it from me ' was forced to due to loseing a bet me and my friends are wired as fuck were not normal ' that shit is purely impossible

    • @mefoy3766
      @mefoy3766 5 лет назад +1

      christopher snedeker I guess so

  • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
    @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 года назад +27

    I've never been that poor, this has increased my work drive. Thank you.

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Год назад +5

      I've grown up middle class all my life. Definitely not poor, but also not what I would call rich. I might try making it out into the HVAC field, so hopefully I won't end up as bad as he was or other people. Rent is sky high now compared to 2008, when Tyler was young.

  • @tankbank
    @tankbank 7 лет назад +668

    Poor people unite! Might be able to afford rent between us all...

    • @positivitea5296
      @positivitea5296 7 лет назад +14

      Tank Bank haha 😆 I don’t think we could afford a duplex split between us don’t even think about a normal house

    • @rb13.games24
      @rb13.games24 6 лет назад +6

      Still barely worth the first month

    • @jctutorials1759
      @jctutorials1759 6 лет назад +5

      I don’t think he’s poor anymore

    • @maj4299
      @maj4299 6 лет назад +9

      I have 5 dollars and 3 one dollar monopoly bills will that work?

    • @cyberdemon6799
      @cyberdemon6799 6 лет назад +1

      All I own is 50 cents

  • @communistcolin1222
    @communistcolin1222 4 года назад +539

    Tyler: *Internet was the most important utility for us.*
    Me: *How are you going to only pay internet if you have no electricity?*

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 4 года назад +32

      Phone, you can charge it at libraries or public areas

    • @Gekquerel
      @Gekquerel 4 года назад +11

      @@ImTheBluestBird whats powering the internet?

    • @stephanieharris9210
      @stephanieharris9210 4 года назад +12

      Borrow Electric from neighbor lol 😆

    • @lucydavie7688
      @lucydavie7688 3 года назад +4

      Run a generator

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 3 года назад +7

      Fly a kite during a thunderstorm

  • @freedomfighters1236
    @freedomfighters1236 7 лет назад +799

    They did not even have hamburger meat lol

    • @lucasjohnson2939
      @lucasjohnson2939 6 лет назад +67

      That’s what the metal flakes were for

    • @Bimbo_oso2021
      @Bimbo_oso2021 6 лет назад +10

      You mean ground beef

    • @David-nn1cf
      @David-nn1cf 6 лет назад +9

      Martin Vazquez no, he means hamburger meat. You can call it both

    • @Bimbo_oso2021
      @Bimbo_oso2021 6 лет назад +2

      @@David-nn1cf Yeah, you're right I was just saying

    • @elijahhall9085
      @elijahhall9085 6 лет назад +4

      Still Better than spam.

  • @carlgarrett5142
    @carlgarrett5142 Год назад +13

    Wow, as broke as I've been in my life, I've never been "gotta flush with Mountain Dew" broke. 😄 This video is priceless.

  • @MrFedoraFilm
    @MrFedoraFilm 7 лет назад +569

    Before he was Brewstew, he was... Brokestew 🕶️
    -Yeah, I know, I'm not funny.

    • @Mposts3
      @Mposts3 7 лет назад +4

      MrFedoraFilm its okay, i kinda smiled... Not really.... Just wanted to help:)

    • @aarongreen27yearsago96
      @aarongreen27yearsago96 7 лет назад +4

      You're doing your best :)

    • @derekh6962
      @derekh6962 7 лет назад +17

      Holy shit, I never thought I'd see the day where RUclips comments are supportive.

    • @WeirdLookinKSI
      @WeirdLookinKSI 7 лет назад +2

      This joke was worst then your adoption

    • @clitmorningwood4924
      @clitmorningwood4924 7 лет назад +7

      Donald Trump I didn't know oranges could type

  • @CoasterCrab
    @CoasterCrab 7 лет назад +87

    “You start looking at how fluffy your cat is...”

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 4 года назад +1923

    I’ll tell you what to wipe with. When you’re poor you just go to Walmart or a gas station or something and either take one of the toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and hide it in your coat on your way out, or you just roll up a shit load of toilet paper into a ball and stick it in your pocket

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 4 года назад +99

      @@dempsey4212 I mean. That toilet paper is already there for the public to use

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 4 года назад +64

      @@dempsey4212 Well yeah, don't go stealing toilet paper off the shelves, I'm just talking about wadding a ball of the "Public" restroom toilet paper to hold you over

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 4 года назад +42

      @Seth Borgeson but... It is there for the public to "USE". I am the public, and I am using the toilet paper right?

    • @ColdFuse96
      @ColdFuse96 4 года назад +59

      Boy, I swear to god. They do that at my work, ESPECIALLY when that whole toilet paper scare happened during COVID, and sometimes my boss would tell me to follow people into the bathroom to see who was stealing toilet paper, even though we technically couldn't do jack shit about it!!!!! (Upper management straight up told us not to do anything about it because "don't get stabbed by a customer over some toilet paper")

    • @mrnobody1411
      @mrnobody1411 4 года назад +1

      Dude same

  • @duallinkdvi-dcable1822
    @duallinkdvi-dcable1822 7 месяцев назад +1

    The past 11 months I spent 2 weeks straight without a refrigerator or freezer waiting for the landlord to replace it. Today it died again along with my electric stove but I managed to sort out the refrigerator, so I'm expecting to wait some more for the stove to be fixed. Threw my toaster oven (don't have space for a full one) on top of the stove just like in this video, works a charm! In terms of what to wipe with, napkins and toilet paper lying around in college isn't tied down so every week or so some comes back with me. Love your content on how relatable it is, keep it up :)

  • @sschmid2268
    @sschmid2268 7 лет назад +2241

    "I wouldn't recommend being poor"

    • @villainous69
      @villainous69 7 лет назад +21

      Schmid OSF I need to take a shit

    • @Spearz5
      @Spearz5 7 лет назад +24

      Schmid OSF makes you appreciate things more though

    • @chitas3335
      @chitas3335 7 лет назад +15

      I'm Cynical you can be rich and be able to appreciate things lol what

    • @Spearz5
      @Spearz5 7 лет назад +17

      niki yes you can just not as much, I took food for granted and now I barley have shit to eat

    • @chitas3335
      @chitas3335 7 лет назад +4

      I'm Cynical it just depends on the person

  • @CrookGX
    @CrookGX 3 года назад +100

    You know, I've avoided watching this one for a while. As someone who is currently sleeping through hunger, I definitely felt that "cheat code" bit. Still had some good laughs throughout, so good on you for that!

  • @seanh9929
    @seanh9929 4 года назад +232

    “Toilet paper was rare” This man was ahead of his time

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/u0ucnhBRuGA/видео.html
      I’m

    • @nothing1745
      @nothing1745 4 года назад

      @@bossza4445 nobody will watch your stupid fucking videos

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 года назад

      @@nothing1745 lmao

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 2 года назад +16

    If Tyler actually wrote and published How to Poop When You’re Poor: What to Wipe With, What to Flush With, he’d make a fortune in 2020

  • @PerryWhyte
    @PerryWhyte 7 лет назад +52

    I've had to leave buckets outside to collect rainwater to flush the toilet, doing it at night with no electricity was the really tricky part.

  • @destinspurrier5907
    @destinspurrier5907 7 лет назад +52

    I DIED after he said he used flat mt dew to take a dookie

  • @arranborthwick7577
    @arranborthwick7577 7 лет назад +970

    How broke are you ??
    McDonalds icecream machine.

  • @Nomah1979
    @Nomah1979 2 года назад +39

    Dude i feel your pain, I came up with all kinds of creative ways to get by being poor. When they would shut off my water I would poop at the grocery store across the street once my toilet filled up...it got bad one winter and i didnt get it turned back on till spring and by that time i had given up on the toilet so when judgement day came I had to throw rubber elbow gloves on and transplant everything from the toilet to a 5 gallon bucket and we are talking about 3 month old piss and shit. it was a def low point in my life. When we would run out of heating oil I would set up my big one room tent in my living room and move my couch and tv inside it...I had this one plug in space heater that would heat the tent really well as it was rated for 40 below so it kept the heat in nicely. I live in Maine so the winters get brutal...In the event that my power got shut off I would just run an extension cord from my neighbors through one of my windows to one of those heavy duty power strips in the kitchen so i could keep my frig plugged in and would run more extension cords to the living room to keep a lamp my tv and my gaming system and internet on...good times...Food was a bit easier for me because ever since i was 16 I have known about the "chip spot" in my towns industrial park..This was the local Frito Lay distributor and they had a dumpster for all the outdated chips and cookies...They did have a fence around this dumpster but me and my room mate would just climb over and unlock it...We would fill the bed of my truck with bags of chips...it was great...did that for almost a decade untill they made the fence so high you couldnt do it anymore..ya man being poor sucks but i will tell you one good thing it did for me...no matter how many years its been since i lived like that I dont forget it and appreciate what i have now

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 2 года назад +1

      Jesus christ you ate old expired chips for a decade?

    • @decadunce9205
      @decadunce9205 2 года назад +1

      Why not just piss outside?

    • @lowercase_E
      @lowercase_E Год назад

      @@decadunce9205 what if it freezes before it gets out

    • @Ibloop
      @Ibloop Год назад

      What do you have now?

  • @JohnDoe-en6qg
    @JohnDoe-en6qg 5 лет назад +2433

    Sound's like jail would've been a better option.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 лет назад +250

      You have the chance of getting killed but you get free food
      _It’s a win-win_

    • @DysonCinema
      @DysonCinema 5 лет назад +95

      Don't drop the soap

    • @theemptylegend0
      @theemptylegend0 4 года назад +34

      LIFE HACKS

    • @kristofgriffin384
      @kristofgriffin384 4 года назад +33

      @@DysonCinema Have people never heard of squatting?

    • @Redstinger99
      @Redstinger99 4 года назад +2

      @Da Früher land he mean jail

  • @KingKRS1000
    @KingKRS1000 4 года назад +1948

    Toilet paper is a luxury now

    • @Titus_Macedonicus
      @Titus_Macedonicus 4 года назад +34

      It always has been

    • @cdh05
      @cdh05 4 года назад +2

      And it was for him then

    •  4 года назад

      @Morgan crow duh

    • @syh1r575
      @syh1r575 4 года назад

      No cap

    • @sharo6471
      @sharo6471 4 года назад

      Yeah

  • @SinbodWayne
    @SinbodWayne 7 лет назад +116

    BEEN DYING FOR THIS!!!

  • @pjwest5805
    @pjwest5805 7 лет назад +1526

    I bet he’s looking at the likes and views on this video and thinking “Man if this doesn’t get to 100k views we can’t buy water this month.....”

  • @Mantis_Shrimp99
    @Mantis_Shrimp99 4 года назад +2048

    As a broke 20 year old living on my own this made me bust out laughing Edit: Thanks for all the likes.

    • @MamaEgg3308
      @MamaEgg3308 4 года назад +30

      Godspeed, sir.

    • @k_to_the_c123
      @k_to_the_c123 4 года назад +41

      I have an idea, just stop being poor

    • @unlabeleditem8299
      @unlabeleditem8299 4 года назад +58

      For all the homeless people out there, just buy a house.

    • @shuliangliu7612
      @shuliangliu7612 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @Mantis_Shrimp99
      @Mantis_Shrimp99 4 года назад +10

      Angel G369 lmfao I’m 21 now still paying bills still sucks but hey it’s my life now 😂🤣

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 5 лет назад +1717

    The only good part about being broke: If you're on a diet, you're in luck
    Edit: why does this have so many likes

    • @xotic525
      @xotic525 5 лет назад +13

      Nice one ( I fucking promise I’m not a bot)

    • @maac7203
      @maac7203 5 лет назад +33

      Ash Meh that’s what a bot would say

    • @BG-sq7zf
      @BG-sq7zf 5 лет назад +3

      Funny, you made my dawn!

    • @kriskool6225
      @kriskool6225 4 года назад +2

      @@BG-sq7zf #bot

    • @totallynotsus5120
      @totallynotsus5120 4 года назад +2

      @@xotic525 bot

  • @stinkyrat8498
    @stinkyrat8498 8 месяцев назад +2

    Just had my water shut off and thought to rewatch this

  • @AshGreen359
    @AshGreen359 4 года назад +103

    If you tighten your belt around your belly it stops the hunger pains.
    I used to fish through the trash at McDonald's when they did the monopoly promotion. I'd find game pieces that weren't pulled from the fries and drinks and score free food.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 года назад +1

      Yea, you could find a free fry just by kicking over a few empty cups and fry boxes out in the parking lot or people who left their trash on a table.

    • @gottteem429
      @gottteem429 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisperrien7055 its only thing you gotta do when your poor and have no food

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 3 года назад +2

      Been there, done that 😀

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle Год назад

      Nah I’d say just try to fast.. people have it In there mind that they NEED to eat every day but if you fast a couple of days instead it’s healthier and makes the hunger actually easier… McDonald’s meals are the worst way to possibly fix hunger it’s not worth consuming even if there’s no other food because it makes you more hungry and does nothing but bad for health.

    • @AshGreen359
      @AshGreen359 Год назад +1

      @@sirspongadoodle I was 5'8" and 118lbs. I was literally starving. For a while I only ate once every two days

  • @masonyungman5174
    @masonyungman5174 5 лет назад +78

    “Alright being poor sucks” what a interesting way to start something

  • @alolanvulpix9243
    @alolanvulpix9243 5 лет назад +143

    Brewstew: one time we scavenged the whole house
    Me: don’t you live in a duplex?

    • @cesarchicas891
      @cesarchicas891 5 лет назад +6

      EXPOSED

    • @f.b.i.2600
      @f.b.i.2600 4 года назад +5

      He probably meant his part of the duplex

    • @bigweiner4217
      @bigweiner4217 4 года назад +6

      He means his whole half

    • @randomman8775
      @randomman8775 4 года назад +3

      The cesar chicas show he didnt get exposed bitch he meant his part dumbass

    • @randomgamer2538
      @randomgamer2538 4 года назад

      DANG I NEVER EXPECTED TO GET THIS MANY LIKES

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 Год назад +2

    _"I WILL GLADLY SHIT IN SOME MOUNTAIN DEW, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERNET!"_
    I'm stealing that quote for whenever our WiFi goes out from now on.

  • @TheFlyWhisperer1
    @TheFlyWhisperer1 7 лет назад +103

    One of your best episodes yet nice work

  • @mr.tryhardboybtw5059
    @mr.tryhardboybtw5059 5 лет назад +241

    Brewstew: I was broke and it sucked
    Me: So that explains the stick figures

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/u0ucnhBRuGA/видео.html

  • @adamjordan1062
    @adamjordan1062 6 лет назад +413

    if everyone pees in the tank after a while you'll have enough for a flush

    • @CurlE-im7zu
      @CurlE-im7zu 6 лет назад +27

      michael scott (nasa) “check your messages it’s important”

    • @zekes.1495
      @zekes.1495 6 лет назад +27

      Holly crap your a genius

    • @yourmomsahohe348
      @yourmomsahohe348 6 лет назад +12

      That’s smart

    • @tadd5936
      @tadd5936 6 лет назад +15

      yeah but like you know it might smell like shit

    • @yourmomsahohe348
      @yourmomsahohe348 6 лет назад +1

      That’s true😂

  • @Xander2026
    @Xander2026 10 месяцев назад +1

    Using newspaper as toilet paper sure brings me back 😂

  • @dr.aculaanderson5971
    @dr.aculaanderson5971 4 года назад +31

    As a person who was on there own from 15 hearing this for the first time made my week I love your videos

  • @blissfu_lee8522
    @blissfu_lee8522 6 лет назад +235

    That Pakistan joke you made about the internet at 4:57 is so true it hurts my feelings.

  • @Af1bones
    @Af1bones 7 лет назад +47

    "Being poor sucks. I wouldn't recommend being poor."

  • @Aaron.2001
    @Aaron.2001 11 месяцев назад +1

    im gonna cry i remember watching all your videos after school everyday

  • @Chaz31949
    @Chaz31949 7 лет назад +342

    I guess you could say they couldn't "dew" without internet!
    *Nobody Laughes*
    *Cough Cough*

    • @casperbillheimer2945
      @casperbillheimer2945 7 лет назад +3

      Gaming Guys 1,2,3 random drum roll plays out of nowhere

    • @Chaz31949
      @Chaz31949 7 лет назад +5

      Didier Miranda Boi, you play knock off sandbox with copyright music playing in the background *DaBs WiTh FiDgEt SpInNeRs*

    • @Chaz31949
      @Chaz31949 7 лет назад +1

      Emo._. Katryy Thanks for being a kind and caring person on the internet

    • @reylizarate8235
      @reylizarate8235 7 лет назад +2

      Emo._. Katryy you are a nice person

    • @sonicspeed1591
      @sonicspeed1591 7 лет назад

      Emo._. Katryy not gonna agree or disagree

  • @lukamunoz870
    @lukamunoz870 7 лет назад +265

    You should of pissed in the tank instead of the toilet bowl

    • @AlexPol4
      @AlexPol4 7 лет назад +33

      Lildude 13 you are actually a genius no sarcasm

    • @lukamunoz870
      @lukamunoz870 7 лет назад

      Alex Pol ha thanks

    • @lukamunoz870
      @lukamunoz870 7 лет назад +6

      Audacial if Mountain Dew works why not

    • @Rooster-kr3kt
      @Rooster-kr3kt 6 лет назад +4

      It would be very weird but if your that desperate it could work

    • @hurairah93
      @hurairah93 6 лет назад

      Lildude 13 nice copy

  • @nathanhighvoltage5259
    @nathanhighvoltage5259 5 лет назад +150

    That being hungry with no money really hit man.

    • @MrWeeb-cx9db
      @MrWeeb-cx9db 4 года назад

      Ramen

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 года назад

      That's where a five finger discount and quick feet go well

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 4 года назад

      You ruclips.net/video/u0ucnhBRuGA/видео.html

  • @SethAurelius94
    @SethAurelius94 7 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this whenever I'm unemployed and rationing my food. Always makes me feel better about my situation.

  • @Smilezlol
    @Smilezlol 7 лет назад +278

    The relatability physically pains me

  • @jeremyguantonbingleberry8546
    @jeremyguantonbingleberry8546 4 года назад +99

    “Toilet paper is a luxury”
    Yeah...it sure is

  • @eldestboat0159
    @eldestboat0159 5 лет назад +217

    If your really poor, move into a duplex next to a costco. When you want dinner, eat the free samples from Costco until your full.

    • @lovebug1180
      @lovebug1180 3 года назад +3

      you're*

    • @diydede4984
      @diydede4984 3 года назад +4

      Lmao yes😂😂

    • @TheHermitZ
      @TheHermitZ 2 года назад

      @@lovebug1180 *you’re dumb for responding to a 2 yr comment 😭

    • @AutonomousPlayground
      @AutonomousPlayground 2 года назад +4

      Bruh yall are so uninventive, just go dumpster diving you’ll eat better than the majority of shopping you’ve ever done. There’s also plenty of free stuff around outside of that. Freight trains are good transport in the US and you can easily hack WiFis and subscriptions.

    • @aviationwithmooka4056
      @aviationwithmooka4056 2 года назад +10

      Bruh you need a membership to get into Costco and that shits a luxury when your broke

  • @RallyReg22
    @RallyReg22 2 года назад +2

    Wiping your ass with coffee filters 🤣 bro true life. Those times are rough.

  • @jacobb7920
    @jacobb7920 7 лет назад +40

    You were in the “Great Depression” and relied onto the “New Deal.”

  • @SpencerBud09
    @SpencerBud09 4 года назад +71

    I've come back to re-watch this for advice since I'm almost out of toilet paper. Thank you sir for saving my life.

  • @magicmelody4196
    @magicmelody4196 5 лет назад +34

    Omg he had me dying at the "poop math" part 😂😂😂

  • @robertvanhorn7278
    @robertvanhorn7278 2 года назад +1

    I love teh way the mic & audio sounds. It's honestly charming.

  • @lilithcakegames9418
    @lilithcakegames9418 6 лет назад +285

    Well we have no money until we get paid on Friday what day is it oh it's Tuesday well we're f***ed
    Me. I'm dead

  • @duckzy6320
    @duckzy6320 4 года назад +89

    “Maybe if you paid shit this wouldn’t happen”
    -AT&T

    • @N._99
      @N._99 3 года назад +1

      I just started working at one. Surprises me how some people have over 300 dollar bill payments like holy fuck

  • @taynacious9456
    @taynacious9456 4 года назад +13

    I am going through this now with my kid, watching your videos makes me feel better

  • @justin9181
    @justin9181 2 года назад +3

    BREWSTEW THIS IS SO RELATABLE SOMEONE THOUGHT I COULDNT BREATHE CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle Год назад +1

      Bro who is your dealer and what does it cost per ounce?

  • @lluevo6331
    @lluevo6331 5 лет назад +57

    “I wouldn’t recommend being poor”
    Brewstew 2018

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 7 лет назад +1310

    I never knew you were broke O_o

    • @Ace-of4im
      @Ace-of4im 7 лет назад +2

      Hey matt

    • @LilBleus
      @LilBleus 7 лет назад +6

      Matt Spicer yeh nothin wrong wit it

    • @jupiter452
      @jupiter452 7 лет назад +39

      A lot of people are broke at some point in there life unless they got rich parents.

    • @a.fields9789
      @a.fields9789 7 лет назад +1

      Error4-07-99 Not even the case. Some people just pay attention and learn from their surroundings.

    • @augustine5920
      @augustine5920 7 лет назад +1

      Matt Spicer m

  • @granny5872
    @granny5872 6 лет назад +106

    I would buy that book no joke

  • @Glitchfaction
    @Glitchfaction 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think this is my favorite Brewstew vid. So relatable

  • @Spiderwebs5646
    @Spiderwebs5646 7 лет назад +9

    I’m glad Tyler can relate with us college kids. My friends used to steal the tp from the school bathrooms. You can open up those big plastic tp holders with just two bobby pins

  • @tvproductions5716
    @tvproductions5716 4 года назад +90

    This man is a legend. I laugh my ass off on every single one of his videos🤣

  • @whitekoon8121
    @whitekoon8121 7 лет назад +28

    This shit is sooooo relatable

  • @themixican4364
    @themixican4364 7 месяцев назад +2

    That was all very horribly true, and familiar. 😂

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 7 лет назад +20

    I'm so broke I can't even afford Hamburger Helper, all I can afford is Sandwich Supporter....

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 7 лет назад +1

      PowahSlap Entertainmint I'm with you bro 😭😭

    • @chriskopp1361
      @chriskopp1361 4 года назад

      Hamburger is a sandwich dumb dumb.

  • @ManTheDan
    @ManTheDan 7 лет назад +560

    If you go to 0:00 you'll find the beginning of the video

    • @tookie223._.5
      @tookie223._.5 7 лет назад +22

      Top 10 best tips for watching RUclips videos.

    • @glorious_cashew21
      @glorious_cashew21 7 лет назад +17

      Man The Dan Thanks! I've been looking for it!

    • @miguel__chacon3886
      @miguel__chacon3886 7 лет назад +11

      The ChairSofters WOAH! THANKS SO MUCH! I WAS LOST!

    • @lostguy2333
      @lostguy2333 7 лет назад +5

      Man The Dan OMG thank you, yes thanks so much

    • @Diamond-mo5qj
      @Diamond-mo5qj 7 лет назад

      Man The Dan y

  • @sirpizza2044
    @sirpizza2044 7 лет назад +108

    You deserve 80 million subs I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WumboLifts
      @WumboLifts 7 лет назад

      Sirpizza lol this is my first video and it was hilarious

    • @Thymeluver
      @Thymeluver 7 лет назад

      Sirpizza buy da muuurch

    • @joshuam.2917
      @joshuam.2917 7 лет назад +1

      Aaron Gary welcome to the club

  • @danielgodfrey4415
    @danielgodfrey4415 2 года назад +2

    Tom is a true friend. He'll always be there for you

  • @QuintonTV
    @QuintonTV 5 лет назад +36

    Dude's got a poster of Brick Top, on his bedroom wall. Badass