Brewstew - School Lunch
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2017
- This one's for all of you that survived good ol' public school lunch. You're all heroes.
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6 years later brewstew still hits hard
Facts
Fr
"Fucken Tuesdays"
Words to live by.
More Like *”Fucken Mondays.”*
my school would make these taquitos that kicked ass on Tuesday, don’t get the hate.
Thank you brewstew for permanently engraving in my mind what isosceles triangles are.
Ikr I passed my math test about triangles bc of this video
The way he remembers the pizza reminds me of this time out of the blue I craved school chocolate milk. The happened to me in my 30s while walking in the grocery store...
I be craving them Bosco sticks
Legends still say that Tyler still doesn’t know what he had for lunch on Friday
He had hamburgers in the bag like on monday, but with a burger
QuickBlaze like those two mini burgers in a bag with no cheese just the beef
@@Neneleafy not sure. I emailed him and he said just nasty ass burgers in plastic bags
QuickBlaze ok
Watched this vid a million times and I barely thought about that
“Give me a hell yah!”
**in the distance** h e l l. Y a h !
Hi
Lol
*YEAH
And I certainly chanted it.
Hell yeah
it’s always a good day when somebody gets stone cold stunnered
I just stumbled onto this channel like a friggin week ago and been watching it ever since. These cartoons are right up my alley it’s just my sense of humor. I wasn’t even there for any of this but I remember it like I was.
So much references to the great depression
Victor Bronkhorst *many
The funny one for me is the board game video that he made
History Buff
@@quadirmiller609 -🤓
ੋਜ😂
In my school
1.Chicken Patty
2.Taco
3.Cheeseburger
Talyx Deutsch my school *ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AND SMELLS LIKE PEE AND CRAP!*
Anything that’s edible goes at my school
We just have different 💩 every day
Lucky
Talyx Deutsch I’m eating a cheese burger as I read this
0:55 "there is truth in jest" is a saying for a reason.
We had a few fights in the lunchroom in high school and let me tell you from first hand experience that once that fight breaks out those lunch ladies are like a friggin' SWAT team.
I got into a tussle with some guy and one lunch lady, I sh*t you not, jumps clear across a lunch table just like somebody jumping those hurdles on a track.
We didn't have time to fight there was one lunch lady a piece holding us back and one in the middle for backup.
2:36 lol
Why Did He Do That?!
I Know Pizza Is Tasty
But Don’t Shove A Dime Up Your Nose!
Fun Fact:I’m Eating Pizza Right Now
This sums up elementary school lunch perfectly.
Kids get school lunch at elementary school?
@@watafa2912 They do in the states.
@@watafa2912 I was in elementary a year ago we get shitty lunch
Faccs
Especially the burrito
Shout out to all those kids who get free lunch because they were poor
Ayyyyy.
Here
Wazzzup
Poor gang here
I was in between poor and poor. I didn't qualify for free lunch but I couldn't afford it most days either
I love the wrestling references! Ric Flair Stone Cold. Hell yeah!!!
I've watched all of your videos at least 3 times over. Great content
Michael does something.
You: god damn it micheal
Michael
Michael: **is literally sleeping**
Everybody: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
Michael is a friend we all need no cap 😂
“You’re getting 10 across the ass!” 🤣
Hell ya
"Get away from me before you ruin my life"😂
Not even right
@@shurikenrx3095 he censored words like a little pussy
@@erickwon8528
Calling a stranger a "little pussy". Wowww so fUnNy... 😐
Unoriginal Username shut up bitch
Loaf loaf ur right
I am binge watching every episode
Better late than never!!!
Your hilarious, and so accurate, being in my 30's i can relate....
New subscriber :)
Welcome to Brewstew's random upload schedule,
Still watching??😂😂
@@Obiwanjacobyx7x YEP...;)
K-8th grade we had the BEST homemade lunches. Our cafeteria lady was Italian...such a good cook!
Shout out to all those kids who had families that were not poor enough to get free lunches but also not well off enough to get lunch every day
Sounds like their parents should have been more responsible
@@corinthiansdaniels3728 as someone who grew up like this. Humbly keep your opinion to yourself.
@@themiddleclasspoolee399 very true
@@corinthiansdaniels3728 On God.
@@corinthiansdaniels3728 bitch people struggle and you just an asshole for that
New challenge:
Take a shot for every 90s joke he makes
I had to get a blood transfusion
The Great depression wasn't in the 1990's. It was in the 1930's.
@@helpiswhatyouneed.6758 or 1920s
@@buildawall5803I'm sorry, I accidentally did a typo and didn't checked it till then. But it was is the 1930's.
@@helpiswhatyouneed.6758 Wtf did you even bring that up?
As a kid with anxiety nothing was more intimidating than being the only one standing up while everyone else was sitting down
6 years later I still love this channel ❤
Monday: my lunch
Tuesday: my lunch
Wednesday: my lunch
Thursday: my lunch
Friday: Burgers woop woop woop
Ya ya ya
Jazzie playz my schools burger is rats shit tho
The burgers at my school one time had a bone in it
I once found a small worm in one of my school lunch nugget before
Fat
The lunch ladies remind me of the School bus driver from South Park lmfao
Ms Crabtree
@@AntiAntiVaxxer2008 yes
@@Rebel_v1nce Ik I just finished watching the series
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AHHhhHhhHHhHhH!!!!!
@@lukefonz8200 "Yeah whatever you fat bitch..."
I would kill to get the school lunch this dude got
the army: You will?!?!
Man I'm 5 years late, but god yes, Pizza Day was always the best Elementary School Lunch Days. We would flick the peas at the other kids, and we had those legendary peanut Butter and Jelly Cracker Sandwiches, there would be Fights just for the sake of fighting.
Fun times Growing up Westside of Chicago in the early 90's
Hmm deep dish pizza on Thursday’s
*Whenever I have pizza at school it’s just bread with a few pepperoni*
Carsen's Life the pepperoni in my school tasted like plastic it was disgusting so I just stuck with regular pizza
THE MEME MYTH ha
They give us pizza hut
Crispy Toast fuck off you liar really
Lol
A stonecold stunner a day keeps the god damn Michael away
Noice
True
Banana Studios so good
Your God damn right.
Hjhii
this is the first brewstew video i watched
Dude, you are hilarious. Alot of the things you talk about are incredibly relatable. Especially all the trends and fad toys and things of the 90s
I never knew I needed Isosoles Triangle Tyler in my life
it's always a good day whenever brewstew posts
comment on 1 of my vids for name this yah
I 163rd this comment!!!!!!
yeah
comment on 1 of my vids for name this. gimme a hell yeah
It's also always a great day at chick f lay
May God bless you guys with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain pray before it’s too late but you don’t have too!
Love these vids
Now we will never know what they had on Friday’s
I think it’s chicken nuggets & tater tots because at times, there is a poster that said chicken nuggets and one that said tater tots.
Eduardo Becerra 🤔 Idk good guess brewstew tell us
I think friday was off day from school or half a day
Noice one mate
david Tirlokhi
That one could be a good one. Maybe when I have time I should binge all the Brewstew videos and see if anything connects to Friday and school [lunch].
Back in 1st grade I used to drop my pizza when I was almost to the crust on purpose so I could get another piece.
Clever bastard
Smart
Genius
OH LUCKY!
Parker lestrudVids respect
almost 2024 and brewstew still hits so hard
This is the first video I have seen by you and I laughed out loud at this video a lot
I will pack fo pizza day
Double pizza be smart
That is smart
I do the same thing
👏THIS IS BEYOND SMART
*100 smart*
1000 iq
When we have cheeseburgers at my school the cheese felt like plastic
Always Give up mine feels like a mix of plastic and rubber
Probably because it was lol
theres this cheese with plastic cover, its very popular, and idk maybe your school just forgot to unwrap the cheese or they didnt have time or some other bullshit
Some girl at my old school squished a chicken nugget, and some weird white goop oozed from the chicken. It was the nastiest thing I have ever seen.
Pasta Giovanni ok that’s probably a health violation since that white goop was uncooked batter
ive been to private school all my life until now when i now go to public for one year and the lunch is exactly the same
My highschool had pizza every day and thursdays was bosco stick day iirc.
I had a good amount of pizza n the truck stop chicken n bacon sandwiches. Honestly, I didnt mind my school lunches. This was in 06-08.
Monday: pack
Tuesday: pack
Wednesday: pack
Thursday: pack
Friday: (my personal favorite) pack
Looks like you got a new subscriber just because that name lemondrpepper
SAME........
Nice
Lemon Dr Pepper me too
Lol
Brewstew: *starts a new video*
* 1 second in*
ALRIGHT!!
0*
alright isnt a word. its a lifestyle
Harry Potter perfect!
The public school part and private school part got me😂😂
Legends still say that it's still a good day when Tyler (a.k.a. Brewstew) uploads.
Dude this guy is hallirious he needs more subs😂😂😂
adhan macias nice spelling
Hilarious
Ta hé should
Stupid auto crocodile
lol honestly, i think he hurts himself with his own creativeness. ive been watching for almost a year and im so immersed into his story telling i forgot to sub until recently
I once packed pizza on pizza day no wonder why I failed my driving tests 4 times
Blanc really four times
Uh
You have a gacha picture i dont wanna here youre shit
PutTheMoneyInTheBag LMAO
@@Lynkxi he prob not old enough to get a driver's license
These videos make me laugh 😂🤣💀. Thanks brewstewflims
This man gets everyone relatable
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even the monologuing villains:
Michael:i AM THe LAw
@josh you spittin true facts right here
“Give me a “Hell Yeah!!” 😂
*glass shatters*
Hell no
@@inactiveguy03 *glass gets cleaned up*
HELL YEA!!!!
Heck yeah
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME WHICH PIZZA IT WAS
I love brewstew
I went to a private school, and i was told by the faculty that our lunches were leftovers from the other public schools.
And when I reflect on that, it totally made sense
Yeah because private schools are corrupt as hell and only care about money
This is why I always brought my own lunch
Your private school had school lunches? At my private school, if you didn't pack a lunch, you would eat air and drink water.
Dang 15 seconds of him not cussing that’s gotta be a world record
13 sec
10 because he said god...well I can’t say it but yeah.
Made it to one where he lasted 17 seconds.
13 or 14 you mean
13 you son of dumbass!
I love that stone cold stunner animation.
I remember what I would do during my senior year of high school when it came to the lunch period. I did not go to the cafeteria, no not me. I would go outside and listen to either The Rush Limbaugh Show or soft rock if it was a nice day. And if it was a rainy day, I would go to a different spot and listen to either Rush Limbaugh or soft rock during the lunchtime. In any event most of the time I would listen to soft rock and most of my lunch is consisted of Oreo cookies and lemon aid.
I went to a private school from kindergarten to 8th grade and there was nothing fancy about that school. We ate the same food the public schools ate.
same. it wasn't horrible but it definitely wasn't caviar 😂😂
Vibes 332 private school was for kids who couldn't stand up for them selves
Vibes 332 i go to a private school when dont have lunch ladies that serve food we pack are own luches from our homes everyday but friday we got pizza and a like 3 snacks i go to a private school for only muslims
Vibes 332 yeah samw
helix2616 you used one?
"I am the law!"
This is the last place I thought I'd see a Convoy reference..
School food was always good to me
From 1st day of elementary to last month of High School
My lunch ladies were all sweet too :)
Tootie was the best character in facts of life
Brewstew is like bomb ass chilli to me, I can't get enough of either one.
I go to a private school.
*We get soggy chicken nuggets*
bruh moment
we get recycled chocolate milk my guy
Wdym chicken nuggets are da best
@@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824 Not soggy ones
Lucky
Square pizza, dripping with oil. Then the fiesta pizza in the shape of a stop sign. Amazing.
I watched this video like 20 times and laugh everytime.
Private school lunch is worse than public school... I've had both
BaitCasterBassMaster 978 true
（╹◡╹）
How
Not at St. Joesph. We had pepperoni and cheese rolls and other GREAT food. I was in for a shock when I finally went to public school. Shit was not at all like private school lunch.
Yup
HELL YEAH
Reminds me that near the end of middle school they changed the lunch room seating so that we would all be sitting on one side of each table on the first 6 rows of tables. It was some psycho prison shit, just staring at someone's back at the table across while the bench in front was empty
Our school pizza was horrible. But the Parker House Rolls! OMG! I still dream about those.
In my school:
Literally every food the school can afford.
IN MY SCHOOL: we can't even buy lunches
@@kaasstengel1322 we have free lunch but well its DISGUSTING!
@@tomi9562 ok
Eh, school lunches arent that bad, it's better than what people make it out to be
Jar of spicy pickles and a jar of nickels is my favorite cafeteria food
In my school
1. Pack
2. Pack
3. Pack
4. Pack
5, pack
SAME
yep
Yep
5 is ,
Im sorry man, I EAT BREAD!!!
Square pizzas man ❤️
Miss those
I know old video but we had two different pizzas. It was usually pepperoni in a foil dish covered with foil but randomly we got a sausage pizza that was in a cardboard box.
"I AM THE LAW!" 😂😂😂 Micheal's so cute 😍👍🏾
3:23 I AM THE LAW
Love the flair calander! WOOOOO!
I love this Chanel
I’m in 7th grade and my friend has had a packed lunch everyday since the start of kindergarten.
I’m in 7th grade and I can’t even remember the last time I ate school lunch
im in 3rd grade and we bring our garbage cans to school
car frick I'm in 3rd grade too but... GARBAGE CANS? what the living hecc
Eat your cereal
i am in honours and i still pack lunch from home or buy from food shop 😁
Bro I rewatch ALL your videos all the time. They feel so at home and nostalgic. I'm telling you Tyler, bless your soul man. You are like some weird 3 eyed Raven that defines my history and the beautiful golden days. Love you man👌 BrewStew FTW
how my specials were in elementary school: Monday-Gym Tuesday-Library Wednesday-Art Thursday- Computer Friday-Music
Yep, those little square pizzas we had in Elementary school are as good as those DiGiorno Pizza's you can buy today at your local grocery store!
In one of my schools, they knew the power of pizza. They actually has two lunch lines, one for the regular botulism-of-the-day, and a second line that served pizza. Pizza. Every. DAY!
That sounds very unhealthy-
Our school has a line for chicken nuggets or different type of chicken sandwiches (spicy,regular,roasted) Them a line for something new everyday and pizza and then a line for make your own sub subway type deal....life is great lol
my school gives us 2 food choices a day and sometimes a sale choice
In my school
Monday: weird ass looking fish
Tuesday: something alright
Wednesday: a fish with hepatitis
Thursday: edible thing
Friday: okay food
on Monday bro WE GOT WATER IN THIS BITCH FUCKIN HOW TO MULTI TASK DRINK AND EAT AT THE SAME TIME BEST LIFE HACKS EVER
@@derrickguy9414 fuck u
@@donaldtrumpwemustmakeyoutu8054 okay ,stfu
@@donaldtrumpwemustmakeyoutu8054 no fuck you
*HELL YEAH!*
Don’t worry I went to private school and we had shit elementary lunches too
Wait what did you get on fridays
yes, it happend to me too, I went to a private school too.
Same it wast the worst and nastiest lunch ever even on Friday
@@TheWackoKing CHESE STICKS
Lucky sonofabich
My school lunch:
Monday: Anything chicken related. Chicken nugs which were okay or chicken patty which was pretty good from what I remember.
Tuesday: Small and crusty ass tacos that tasted bland af or some pretty decent grilled cheese
Wednesday: Burritos that legit had no taste and most of the time was undercooked or meatball subs which were soggy af.
Thursday: Depressed fries that were cold all the time, which also came with probably the best food at my school lunch, the hotdog. Everyone at my table got it since it was the only food that was actually cooked good and smelled tasty. Or the hamburger that looked weird af but tasted pretty darn good.
Friday: Worst fucking pizzas I’ve ever tried. It was so mushy and crap. I was sick and threw up because of it. Never tried it since that day.
So overall, pack your own lunch every other day except for Monday’s and Thursdays.
From what i remember mine was..
M: Popcorn shrimp and Buffalo chicken nuggs (allergy and ew)
T: soggy pizza
W: fukin good ass cheesesticks
Th: nasty "meat" burger
F: i think shrimp again which idfk why
Cyan sus guys vote him out he was chasing me and vented
@@hue_nuts shut up and start playing a good game
Hotdogs at my school bounce.
@@hue_nuts *guys vote red if it’s not him then vote me :)*
So glad we got free actual warm food at school all the way to Highschool :)
You give me a headache because you make me laugh so much
I recall hearing a girl scream "yes!" upon hearing that ham and cheese sandwiches were served at lunch, when I was a kid.
10 y/o me: "what a fat pig"
30 y/o me: "you poor sweet child"
i wonder what was for lunch on fridays
oh wait
it's prison food
i dont get it
@@danny67762 it means everyday prison food is the same
@@MarcusChandlerCMoran prison food low-key better
My school lunch:
1. Raw piece of chicken
2. Pizza that taste like fresh dog poop
3. Stale french fries that would not even break if you slammed it up against the school cafeteria table.
Sounds like a good lunch to me, XD
Rebecca Mcdonough we had pizza that look and tasted like cardboard
We had a vending machines at my school. And everyone was around waiting for a snack to get stuck. If a snack was stuck they would trick person by saying no one could shake the machine and had to tell the teacher. Some people fell for the trick and told the teachers. When they came back the snack was gone. The person who took it was usually gone
SAME
No enchilada Fridays?
Breakfast Burnt bread that was so hard you actually couldn't break it by slamming on the table
0:33 A Jeffersons Thermos! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lincoln High School
Coach Greeno's bible study
Pizza HEAVEN!
public school: soggy food private school: pizza chicken and fries fish spagetti and burgers
Idk man I’ve gone to private schools until 2 years ago and even those lunches weren’t the best.
my private school lunch is garbage-
Hell Yeah
Shinyest Diamond hell yeah!!!
Hell yeah
Amazing
Man pizza day was so good I will be thinking about it every time I visit that school
anyone else want to meet Michael
Arturo Barragan I don't know
I’m michael
He seems annoying
I already have to deal with one ok
give me a hell yeah